what's a gumare mean in italian?
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Vinny is so beautiful, she deserves her own post-op girlfriend
Give it time. Chrissy will eventually have that operation
Lmao
Isn’t Vinny/Venetia Chris’s assistant or producer? This is his girl in the video, Jasmine
Vinny is what he calls his bm cause he's attracted to Vinny from Jersey Shore
@@cm9144 her nickname is Vinny, him and Yannis used code names for women Chrissy was involved with when they were doing History Hyenas.
She’s gorgeous. She looks like Fran Fine ❤
Lmao post-op. I almost spit my whisky out.
He’s talking about jerry
Said it so fast too. Super quick reaction time.
Lol I’m drinking whiskey whilst reading this .. made that much better 😅
No. You didn't
Lmao Chris you’re playing with fire messing with a Latina like that
Ethnicity doesnt matter here bud. Any chick would get mad if you had a side chick.
@@rayplaysgames_RPGyou’ve never dated a Latina I see
@@SexyBulletBill 2, actually.
The idea of side chick is stupid. The fact that it's consistently being told in media that it is normal is absolutely disgusting.
Let's keep some family values in the house.
@@SaulBachman spread your seed!!!!
I'm all about that
I'm a ProLIFEMidWIFE ✝️⚓🇺🇸
Just don't wreck your home and especially those who live in it!🌸!
That look before “you should spend more time with her” I KNOW THAT LOOK 😂 he is absolutely putting his life in danger
Some guys race cars, some climb mountains, but some crazier still like to test latina women and live life in the real red zone
I've been stuck on this woman since I first heard her voice. She is supremely beautiful
They’re both so beautiful, I’m literally mind blowing over how beautiful they both are.
behind every joke is a little bit of truth, chris is bangin jerry
I thought he was fuckin Sal
She’s sooooooo freaking pretty 😍
Puertoricans, what can we do, they're cute but they're like the praying mantis, she'll mate with you then eat you and chopp your head right off
I know an Vinny’s no bad either
@@realcadegladly
All I see is MJ
@@NummyScrum pre-allegation MJ
Dude Chris is so lucky. I had always wondered what Jazz looked like and holy…fucking…balls
🤯
Now i understand the value of making women laugh!!!
Right?! She is GORGEOUS!
Why does he cheat on her then?
She look like Michael Jackson
Lmao she gave the most indirect yet terrifying threat to the unknown. "You should go spend more time with her". You do that and youll find yourself waking up with a pillow on your face😂
That or you come home to your clothes on the lawn and the locks are changed.
Love this banter. It's the same vibe me and my baby mama have😭😭
Because he is post op. I’m dead. Fucking Chrissy! Love the stand up love the podcast. Thanks bruh!
This girl is drop dead gorgeous. If you don’t stop talking about other women 😂
He's better than her.
Flabby inner arm. NEXT
@@briani50 says the person who’s hiding behind a fake profile picture. You couldn’t get a girl that looked like her in your life. NEXT
@@Emannzosounds pretty gay pal.
@@jocelynflores520 issa joke, you dork
Jasmine is great. She's so funny, sassy, and puts Chris in his place
100% cheating on him or has in the past
you're only saying this because she's attractive
Broooooo Chrissssy did goood she’s sooo damn bhaad Brooo damnn!!
😳👌🏾💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
The "post-op" comment was a hilarious twist. But the real cherry on top is the multiple cuts and close-up of Chris's big cheesy grin and laugh every time he makes a comment, thinking he has one over Jasmine. That look of blatant pride is comedy gold!
He got me at "It's a type of holiday bread" 🤣
They’re really so adorable together
Haha she's amazing. Finally get to put a face to all the stories.
Post op has me dying in the hotbox
👀⚡️⚡️Dayummm Crissy.. You are a lucky man!!❤❤😂😂😂
The Italian is me is dyinggg 😂
i wanna learn iltalian
@@shaiapouf420 I'm Italian from Italy. That's not Italian, is Italian-American ahah
Never heard that thing in Italy
We say scopamici (fuck friends literally)
@@paoloriente5233 bravo
@@paoloriente5233 except a side girl usually isn’t a friend….
It’s Italian American slang, but regardless it’s hilarious
Yeah I would’ve gave her a kid too. Makes sense. Lol
She chalked that one up to the memory bank!! They will arguing about that in the near future… guarantee it… 😂
Good for you Chris. Got a good one
Ahahahaha the beef between the two impersonater guys omfg im so dead man tried to stay in character at the end
Yooo, not me seeing this after ya'll split 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Dont f this up Chrissy, c’mon sister!
V cracking up kills me 😂😂😂
Jasmine is so gorgeous Chris😂😂.. I think you're joking, but seriously she is a firecracker🔥🔥👍🏼
Post op is so quick.. respect mr distefano
She's like the hot American aunt when she was younger! 😍
Keeper!
This was a great episode 💯💯💯💯💯
Lmfaooo girl was shookith😂😂😂
Chrissy tryna end up in a Netflix documentary
She looks like the girl from "the nanny"
Luck of the Irish, finding her 🍀
SHES POST OP 😂😂
Crazy. In México, a comadre means godmother. 😂
Makes sense when you think about the Italian meaning of a word that sounds very similar 😂 keep the comadre close 😂
It’s great how his ‘Huh?!’ is always just to buy him a bit more time to process his answers…
>Donadla Tlumpa
The stare at the camera is giving The Office vibes
That’s the most Italian outfit of all time Chris is wearing lol.
Post Op is crazy LMFAO
She is so beautiful. He married way out of his league.
Yes, and it leaves me hope.
That post op comment at the end got me lol
Lmao the fright in that man’s eyes
you say it GOO-MOD
That f****** s*** eating grin 🤣🤣🤣🤣
She seems so innocent and sweet bro. She loves you better treat her right
She looked a lil hurt ngl 😂😅
I love these two! ❤
That background laugh 😂
Louis was wylin on this one 😂
She's so gorgeous.
She's gonna poison his food
Good for you Chris she's gorgeous!!
He is scary for a husband, but is funny enough for a comedian.😂
I love Puerto Rican Women.
☠️☠️☠️☠️not the, post op 😂😃😂 😂😂 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️
The way her eye twitched
That was a turn I wasn’t expecting 😂
We taking dad calling him gay to a whole ‘mother level 🤦♀️
Thats Jazz!!
Guadalupe is smoking 🔥
Ok Chad
@@pricila6511 🖕😃 missed the joke snowflake
"Especially when you have a (*strong Italian accent*) goomara."
Me, an Italian: is that supposed to be Italian?
😂 Which episode of Chrissy Chaos is this from?
Post op 😂😂😂
Vito is a married man… with a gumare!
Post op...I'm screaming 🤣
I thought he was going to get stabbed there 🔪😂
Chrissy boy! Not bad ey
It's me, I'm the gumare
Classic moment lol
Wait,, that’s his woman? Sheesh good man
Post op bro can’t be blind siding me with shit like that 🤣
Post op 😂😂😂😂
Holiday bread 😅😅
*Not me having all the Sopranos references coming back*
I'll like to thank Sammy the bull for teaching me that word prior to this video lol
That's her? That is just a beautiful ass family!
The way he said goomare 😂
He turns so red in the silence 😅👹
When Jaz stabs you, none of us will be shocked.
“HUH?” 😂
Lmaooo she more of a comedian than him. “You should spend more time with her” she sick of you 😂😂😂
‘It’s Titi Jazzy aka MIchael Jackson.’😅😅
The Gabbagool
Actually a "comare", and not GUÛUMÄRE, is a close friend of your mother to which you refer as some kind of aunt, not at all a side girlfriend
He’s a married man… witha goomah!!
Is Chris the new Vito ?
my goodness, chrissy is a lucky guy
she's post-op
🤣🤣
It’s actually commara that means godmother.
Gumare is a village in Botswana.
Congrats Chris for officially being stupid in 2 different languages.
That last part 😂
She’s too cute haha
I love my gumar.
Damn, that smooth "or him" 😂.
Comare. Dunces. It's not gabagool either, it's capocollo.
As someone who’s Puerto Rican, and who knows Puerto Rican women very well I guarantee you when the camera went off He had hell to pay with that joke!😂
Lucky bastard she's the genuine article