I went to watch an episode of Q1 being recorded and more than half of what they recorded was so crude or libelous that they could not even put it into the extended cuts 😂
@@allanwidner9276 The place of the keys may cover a fifth murder though, hence the hardly noticeable, oppressed vibration in the corner of her mouth just before the cut.
In bed recuperating from open heart surgery. I’m not supposed to cough, sneeze, or laugh really hard. My mistake was watching Allen’s secret. I’m rolling on the bed crying with laughter but trying not to at the same time which makes the whole scene even funnier!
Love the Teri Hatcher/Phil Jupitus connection lol. Also love the British sense of humor. Lived there for 5 years, came back to America, and I can tell you for sure that here many people would be so upset about that whole segment. "How DARE they insinuate something sexual!"
Wasn't any doubt over here, she's a comedian after all, and had much the same style on various radio panel shows before moving to QI. Also give your head a wobble Gir.
@GirGir183 Christ sake, if you despise women and you don't think they should be in tv stop watching things with women in it gets soooo boring listening to man babies winge.
This is what I love about QI. It’s like “Hey, there’s Ed Balls, a politician, tongue-punching some plastic holes whilst blindfolded...... Nothing out of the ordinary here.”
@@Chimera_Photography 😆Doesn't matter. He seems a nice enough guy, but that name is never not going to be funny. Let's face it: he was never going to be PM with a name like that. Imagine the slogan. "Vote Labour: We've got Balls". And the tabloid headline every time he did anything wrong: "Another Balls Up". I wonder if he was ever on University Challenge? ["Balls, Oxford"]
She actually wrote a real haiku. An actual haku doesn't just follow the 5/7/5 rule, the first two lines must seem to have no connection to one another, and the third is the one that connects them. The Japanese version of a limerick sometimes.
@@celinavivian1162 pedantry often offers a chance to learn something is not quite as one presumed it to be, provided one is open to learning. Well, when it's not just petty spitefulness, that is ...
@@pachidermo no the French do too, but they use a totally different word, but it's too long and awkward for me to get my mouth around without possibly hurting myself.
Sandi's Danish sounds a bit archaic at times, not surprisingly considering how long she's lived abroad. In 'boghandel' she forgot for a second that 'd's within a word are often very soft or omitted (she swiftly corrected herself). For instance, one of the more famous Danish actors is Mas Mikkelsen 'coz you wouldn't pronounce the d in Mads. Similarly, Hans Christian Andersen's surname is pronounced Annersen.
I've got a lot of relatives that live in Wisconsin and Minnesota (which has a large population with a northern Europe ancestry), and I hear that "soft d" a lot.
4:45 - Oh my god! Both of their faces as their comedic brains are trying to think of something inoffensive/BBC friendly to say about a “Queer Plunger” lol 😂
You need to go see it being filmed then. Me and a mate went, the episode we went to see airs this week interested to see the edit as there was a lot of Gary Glitter jokes... don't think they will make it
A friend let a dozen of his friends each check their alcohol levels with his breathalyzer before leaving a party. This set off some sort of alarm and the police had him make a list and they double-checked everyone's story.
@@peterclarke7240 either that or warn all you friends and family before getting behind the wheel sober or not. lol. folks need to know to stay inside. lol.
My governor in the 60s was fishing with a very important person who worked for the London Borough of Barnet . During the day the VIP was taken short and went behind some bushes , he dropped his one piece rubber suit down ..and shate in the hood ,but didnt realise untill he put the suit back on.😮.
Reminds me of an old story . The BBC had broadcast her cookery show where fanny craddock made donughts . After the show, the announcer said i hope your donughts turn out like fanny's !
I'm not sure if her poor 'assistant' and husband Johnny was Richard Hammond or James May, to be honest. Which one did Clarkson bully and ridicule the most?
I remember when pubs had breathalyzers to prevent drink driving. All it did was create a pub game to see who could blow the highest alcohol reading.
Makes you proud to be British. 😀
The police used to come to the bar I drank at every Friday night to see who could drive home, whoever blew the highest the police would drop home
@@yourlocalmemedealer2543 Game on! 🤣
@@yourlocalmemedealer2543 😃💥🚌😆🕺🏾🔥🚌☮️😀😁😀💋🌈😀😨🌈🍊s no kn un my va
Yeah, I've played that game. 😁
I went to watch an episode of Q1 being recorded and more than half of what they recorded was so crude or libelous that they could not even put it into the extended cuts 😂
"Where I keep my keys. And four murders."
I love her.
The definition of a poker face.
No wonder she's married to David Mitchell. They're like two peas in a pod!
I kinda almost believe her.
@@allanwidner9276 The place of the keys may cover a fifth murder though, hence the hardly noticeable, oppressed vibration in the corner of her mouth just before the cut.
@@allanwidner9276 No way! It was at most 3 murders.
The way Gyles so innocently quips ”That looks exactly like Fanny’s” gets me every time.
He can be a bit much... still, I can't help but like it when he's on QI.
I love his stories.
Gyles is surprisingly quick, and when he pulls something like that out you often aren't really sure if he meant it like that...
I cannot stand him; he’s so pretentious and attention seeking.
I'm curious as to Fanny being a cross between Mary Berry and Jeremy Clarkson!
2:05 Terry: "I really want to touch it." Allen: "That's the ring tone I want." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
In bed recuperating from open heart surgery. I’m not supposed to cough, sneeze, or laugh really hard. My mistake was watching Allen’s secret. I’m rolling on the bed crying with laughter but trying not to at the same time which makes the whole scene even funnier!
Beware of your first sneeze. My first after my open heart was excruciating.
Good luck mate
Did you die?
QI is always good for the heart. And everything else. Good luck and good health to you.
Get well soon
Love the Teri Hatcher/Phil Jupitus connection lol. Also love the British sense of humor. Lived there for 5 years, came back to America, and I can tell you for sure that here many people would be so upset about that whole segment. "How DARE they insinuate something sexual!"
And we thought the British were uptight.
@@user-oe9xe8mv6twhere do you think we got it from
america was founded by the same puritans that, to rid ourselves of, we even brought back the monarchy @@user-oe9xe8mv6t
@@user-oe9xe8mv6t Well most of us British didn't think that, so where are you from?
@@Thurgosh_OG Too much Carry on and Benny Hill
3:50 Getting your kid to blow into the alcohol-lock placed on your vehicle is, according to Court Reports, fairly standard practice here in NZ.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Farmers
Seriously? 😔
no shut bro? :P
a bloke was busted trying to make a raccoon blow into his interlock by squeezing it ! 😂😅
Terry Hatcher is an absolute scream.... not what I expected at all the first time I saw her as a guest.
yup.. you see some Americans on here and they dont quite gel, she fitted RIGHT in.. hilarity
I love the Terri and Phil bit 💜
She seems like an awesome person to know :)
I love it when Phil is on. He always finds way to make me laugh to the point of tears.
Terri trying out to take over from Kenneth Williams the innuendos are great sorry Charles hawtery he came over as more innocent
What's her last name?
@@SiriusMined Hatcher
When I first heard Sandy was taking over QI I thought she was a bit 'straight laced'. Turns out she is absolutely brilliant, funny and cutting.
No! She destroyed 15 to 1, and she ruined QI. The you had anne robinson on Countdown. What other quiz show are they going to ruin next?
She’s brilliant.
Wasn't any doubt over here, she's a comedian after all, and had much the same style on various radio panel shows before moving to QI.
Also give your head a wobble Gir.
@GirGir183
Christ sake, if you despise women and you don't think they should be in tv stop watching things with women in it gets soooo boring listening to man babies winge.
@gir
Delusional poppycock.
There's an old saying: you're better off pooing in a bush than on a bench.
Not if the bush is an indoor decoration and the bench is in the garden.
The actually saying is "a poo on the bench is worth two in the bush."
I see a couple commenters here not recognizing a James Acaster quote. Or well, a twist on it.
@@prepperskirra5659 Only counts if there are hooligans about
Oh yeah, that's a fun parallel! :D
Johnny Vegas looks good cleaned up and in a suit jacket
Johnny Vegas always looks good you racist
This is what I love about QI. It’s like “Hey, there’s Ed Balls, a politician, tongue-punching some plastic holes whilst blindfolded...... Nothing out of the ordinary here.”
Lmao... Ed Balls
@@alphadogg64 how old are you? 😆
@@Chimera_Photography 😆Doesn't matter. He seems a nice enough guy, but that name is never not going to be funny. Let's face it: he was never going to be PM with a name like that. Imagine the slogan. "Vote Labour: We've got Balls". And the tabloid headline every time he did anything wrong: "Another Balls Up". I wonder if he was ever on University Challenge? ["Balls, Oxford"]
Thank you for reminding me that "tongue punching" is a phrase
@@alphadogg64 , imagine if his middle name was Ible !
"Can you keep a secret?"
"Yes!"
"Good, the position at MI6 is yours!"
I wish they'd do more of these. I've watched this one about 4 times; every six months or so. lol
This is just a standard compilation video. Just search here for more. There's even an official QI channel on here.
I think QI should really stand for "quality innuendo".
A parody of a well known Norwegian rally driver goes " It's not the fart that kills you, it's the smell". ( Smell being a collision )
Thats the same as saying it's not the fall that kills you it's the sudden stop at the bottom.
She actually wrote a real haiku. An actual haku doesn't just follow the 5/7/5 rule, the first two lines must seem to have no connection to one another, and the third is the one that connects them. The Japanese version of a limerick sometimes.
Technically, she didn't. A haiku requires a reference to seasons. She wrote a senryu.
@@kitsuneneko2567 Humanity is considered to be a seasonal reference though
@@kitsuneneko2567what I love about this community is how pedantic we can be
@@celinavivian1162 pedantry often offers a chance to learn something is not quite as one presumed it to be, provided one is open to learning.
Well, when it's not just petty spitefulness, that is ...
I never knew that about Japanese poetry
Phill Jupitus' awkwardness/embarrassment is so cute
I agree with Alan, I would like that for my ringtone, too.
Alan Davies' poo in a bush is always a good laugh
Never saw season P on here (in oz). Best Sandi hair cut and looks a hoot!
How much time has Teri Hatcher spent in Britain? Because she speaks fluent innuendo.
Any of us with a dirty mind can be good at it. We're often referred to pervs.
Ah yes, because only the British have ever used a double-entendre.
@@pachidermo no the French do too, but they use a totally different word, but it's too long and awkward for me to get my mouth around without possibly hurting myself.
...it IS the same language.... 🙄
@@MelissaThompson432 Same language, but different tongues - one of them is licking, probing.
Rewatching the vintage episodes of this programme, cheers for the upload pet
where?
To this day, it's a little disappointing that nobody thought to drop a line like, "In Denmark, people are pulled over by the police for farting."
In Denmark a police speed trap is called "fartkontrol". I think that might be the weirdest danish word for english speakers.
@@TDue-zn6jk In Swedish they are called fartkamera.
A mixed tempo run is a fartlek.
@@TDue-zn6jk If I'm not misremembering, Sandi actually mentioned that in the episode from which this clip is taken.
Older elevators that are "In speed" have a little lamp that lights up reading "I FART"
Aisling Bea is a treasure.
I saw QI live at Latitude Festival a few years ago, Sandi and Alan were brilliant.
Though I watch this routinely alone, I still laugh out loud!!
Nothing wrong with laughing out loud, when you're alone. When you're in company, it can upset people.
When I was a kid I loved her and after seeing her on this Teri Hatcher is still the perfect woman to me😍
Oh yes! More of this please!
Sandi's Danish sounds a bit archaic at times, not surprisingly considering how long she's lived abroad. In 'boghandel' she forgot for a second that 'd's within a word are often very soft or omitted (she swiftly corrected herself). For instance, one of the more famous Danish actors is Mas Mikkelsen 'coz you wouldn't pronounce the d in Mads. Similarly, Hans Christian Andersen's surname is pronounced Annersen.
I've got a lot of relatives that live in Wisconsin and Minnesota (which has a large population with a northern Europe ancestry), and I hear that "soft d" a lot.
That's one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
I’ll be honest, I clicked because I saw VCM on the thumbnails and I wondered what she could have said that was inappropriate
Thanks for this! Just what I needed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"and the 4 murders I did"... I wish they had added the callback they do to James calling Bridget a racist and Joe emphasizing it.
4:45 - Oh my god! Both of their faces as their comedic brains are trying to think of something inoffensive/BBC friendly to say about a “Queer Plunger” lol 😂
"The fossils are real, and they are spectacular"
ah yes one of the few from the intersection of Seinfeld fans and fans of British comedy.
It surprises me that Gyles was a friend of Fanny's.
12:25 - the best bit!
Her delivery was brilliant
I wanna see the unbroadcastable ones.
You need to go see it being filmed then. Me and a mate went, the episode we went to see airs this week interested to see the edit as there was a lot of Gary Glitter jokes... don't think they will make it
I'd love to go, but unfortunately I am in the US.@@vikkimoran5940
Thanks so much!
Phil Wang is one of a few that need NEVER work on his comedic delivery.
I find it terrible 😭
@@silasfrisenette9226I agree, I don't find him funny at all.
@@JulieWallis1963 I'm sorry you don't get it :(
Yes, he just IS funny. He was great on Taskmaster, I was a bit thrown by his outfit on day 1 but he made me laugh every episode.
Victoria Coren is smart hot and hot hot. She engages so well and is consistent. Damn
Victoria Coren MITCHELL - you've conveniently ignored her married name (and status). Sorry to be the party-pooper who's reminding you.
@@naomiarram5187 funny you should mention pooping while talking about her, since she was talking about pooping in one of the clips
Thanks for posting.
Thank you for the laughs.
about the breathalizer one my neighbor had to have one installed in his truck because he is incapable of driving sober.
A friend let a dozen of his friends each check their alcohol levels with his breathalyzer before leaving a party. This set off some sort of alarm and the police had him make a list and they double-checked everyone's story.
I'm like that.
There again, I can't drive drunk, either.
I really should get around to having some lessons...
@@rebeccaboddie6019 This made me smile more than any thing else Ive seen or read today.
@@peterclarke7240 either that or warn all you friends and family before getting behind the wheel sober or not. lol. folks need to know to stay inside. lol.
@@JohnFleshmanBut where's the fun in that? 🤣
Oh Giles! 6:22 you knew exactly what you were saying, but you made me laugh.
I wrote a haiku
You are reading it right now
It's not very good
Bridget's face when Sandy talked about the 5 secrets and wants to hear one
James Acaster is the man.
I don't know if we would have heard "You've shat in a bush" during Stephen's tenure.
Thank you!!!
My governor in the 60s was fishing with a very important person who worked for the London Borough of Barnet . During the day the VIP was taken short and went behind some bushes , he dropped his one piece rubber suit down ..and shate in the hood ,but didnt realise untill he put the suit back on.😮.
6:23 Sandi's expression though
Non-UK viewers? I’m sitting in Surrey able to watch this. That hasn’t worked.
I love how the lady next to Alan looks genuinely disgusted at the end 😂
It’s part of her act to deadpan like that. She appears a lot on our tv. 🇬🇧👍
I looked up this Fanny Craddock and I think she looked a lot like Jeremy Clarkson too
I think Fanny is the less feminine of the two.
Priceless
Fanny and Johnny Craddock. Memories.
Grand Chucklers!
Sandi has injected a refreshing new humour into this show. Still a wonderful show.
no
Fry was the master. Has some real magic going with Alan Davis.
Sandi + Alan don’t have the same rapport.
I found Fry to be a snob tbh, hate his paternatlistic ways, sandi does a great job. Horses for courses @sirrathersplendid4825
@@MikusMusik - His snobbishness is all part of the charm. He’s like someone from a bygone age, a much better time in so many ways.
@@sirrathersplendid4825 Why does she have to have the same rapport with the same people? She's a different person, not a clone of Fry.
"That's the ring-tone I want!"
Terri Hatcher was great 🤣🤣🤣
7:28 Favourites are a different product altogether.
They forgot the good danish word "slutspurt".
Yea. Phil’s gonna need a minute there.
Phil Jupitas..... frickin' legend of a man.
Agreed!
I made him laugh, once. Highlight of my life.
I love Sandi's laugh
What does the OP mean by "non-UK viewers"? I am a UK viewer and have seen all these hilarious clips on mainstream UK TV.
The best program on tv
I have a same story as Alan but it was on lake near Stockholm... I didn't fell but it was 20cm of snow and I have lost my glasses...
@6:15 Still the GOAT moment of QI
Ahh, an evening out with Teri Hatcher... every man's dream... hmmm.... so nice... 😄😄😄
I wonder if Alan realises quite how dangerous it can be to drop your trousers on Hampstead Heath;.
I fully thought he was going to say that it was how he met George Michael, or something.
Sandi is fine and we share a birthday but I miss Stephen from this show.
it would be so cool if he was a guest, during the 'X' run maybe?
Could someone tell me who the woman is at 2:43?
Ellie Taylor.
@@barbarajoseph-adam8337 Thank you!!
@@dscott6629 anything for a fellow fan (I assume).
@@barbarajoseph-adam8337 I had seen some of her stand up comedy on CZcams and couldn't, for the life of me, remember her name. Thanks again. :-)
The barely broadcastable bit was all I needed to click.
I love Gyles.
yes, it's Christmas, how else? THX ViVaHD
He didn't "almost" do anything. He actively avoided doing anything at all.
Gerrard: "But it doesn't do anything!"
Hanna: "No-it does nothing."
She is real and spectacular
6:44. OMG!!! Cal, Aisling and Holly! My head may explode! Three VERY beautiful women...
Whaaa?!
Surely Reverse Cowgirl is objectively the most dangerous position?
Please make a compilation of Giles Brandreth!
You could see that Jimmy Carr was impressed by the pizza comment :)
@@keithpanton7486 Truly!
best episode thus far.
this is not an episode
Reminds me of an old story . The BBC had broadcast her cookery show where fanny craddock made donughts . After the show, the announcer said i hope your donughts turn out like fanny's !
I have to say I would pay a lot to watch tv hosted by a woman who’s a cross between Mary Berry and Jeremy Clarkson
Tonight, on Top Bake...
I'm not sure if her poor 'assistant' and husband Johnny was Richard Hammond or James May, to be honest. Which one did Clarkson bully and ridicule the most?
"This pie is lovely, the base isn't too dry and packs a lot of flavour, it's quite simply.... The best pie... In the world"
What's the most dangerous thing to do in bed?
Point and laugh.
James going to town is amusing 7:02
Sara Pascoe has the best sweater.
Does Brandreth get paid by the word?
So.. boghandel is like the Dutch boekhandel?
The German "Buchhändler" is a bookseller. I believe we may have a pattern. lol
@@patrickhobbs3962 Afrikaans "boekhandelaar".
bokhandel in Norwegian.
Yes. They also should put "kitchen" up there, which in Danish is køkken.
@@wohlhabendermanager which is “keuken” in Dutch.
Ellie Taylor. That’s all.
Nicely Naughty!
Anyone know Bridget’s second name?
Bridget Christie :)
Pure
🥇🥇🥇
Pegged reverse cowgirl?
Given what fanny means in the UK it's hard to believe someone would name their daughter that. 🤗🖖💕
People name their sons Dick.
It was all a very very long time ago! 😂🤣😂🇬🇧👍
Women with the name, Frances, would frequently get called Fanny.