I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General - Main technocracy song (Most utopian video)

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery-
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy-
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

[@akimrozenberg]

The best song and the best video I have ever seen

[@user-fp8fl9pb1o]

Ending had me weak wtf is albayrak doin’ there? I guess he’s a very model of a major general

[@arandomtank582]

Embrace the third way

[@user-ec8km4rd7z]

Based

[@derrain440]

10/10

[@eugenijx]

Я заметил что у тебя в некоторых видосах в конце есть надпись "Нет войне" хотя тогда войны еще не было. Ты что то знал

[@dikerenski7660]

Трудно не заметить то, что главный шизофреник мира гоняет танки через четверть континента и кричит о том, что у соседней страны «Нет суверенитета». Уже в январе было понятно, что он окончательно свихнулся :/

[@eugenijx]

@@dikerenski7660 Согласен с тобой. Ты кстати где живешь если не секрет?

[@dikerenski7660]

@@eugenijx Вообще - секрет, а в целом - Зелёный Клин

[@eugenijx]

@@dikerenski7660 Это же Россия? Ничего себе, спасибо за поддержку с Украины

[@dikerenski7660]

@@eugenijx Не за что.
Я бы хотел попробовать продолжить этот диалог. Что скажешь?