[Vinesauce] Joel - Google Translate Pokemon ( BETA )
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- Welcome to the Boston world! Leurak impresses once again with some magic injected into the world of Pokemon.
Date streamed: 9 Oct , 2017
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4:39 for the start.
Thanks joel.You Swedish angle
Get the fuck back to bed joel
Who said I could get a notif at 3am Joel
JOEL
Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams JOEL! NOTICE ME.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO A FULL PLAYTHROUGH
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T H E W A R G R O W S
You need to pay for the war
Well, I play with a trumpet!
This is $500!
IT'S AMAZING!
IT'S TOO BIG!
Because some people have disappeared. And more soldiers . . .
Fallout: War never changes
Pokemon: War changes
munchnEl it mentioned green sky and a desert city. Same universe confirmed
It's a timeline split in which war DOES change by utilising the mutant local animals for combst.
THE WAR GROWS!
War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. War, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. War has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war... becomes routine.
@Ceci n'est pas un Absol Someone turn that into a copypasta
*TECHNOLOGY WINS!!!*
*FATALITY*
Now you can download the b'PKEMONE PC download in your article. >:D
Q
*_Lightly! The pizza is long wild grass_*
DobieMeltfire
Well, Papa Kermit even said that technology is magic.
Opens PC
*WHAT ARE YOU DOING*
Technology wins
It's seen the Windows destruction series
UGH! LET’S TRY SOMETHING ELSE
*GET OFF THE COMPUTER*
*Downloads virus*
Pc: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Don't talk to me or my nephew or my nephew's nephew ever again
NosferatuTodd frodo tries to talk with nephew but frodo frodo it nephew
Houndoom97 aka branflakes Pippin waits.
Frodo attacks Sam for no damage
NosferatuTodd SMOKO FRODO
NosferatuTodd sam cleaves Frodo’s skull with one hit
Oh my god Gary calls oak "pictures" because in the original translation he says "pops" and google probably translated it to "snaps" which is slang for "pictures"
FUCKING *G E N I U S*
I wanna know how the hell it translated "The world of Pokemon" to "Boston World"
I thought he was called Gramps
How does Thunder Wave become "young woman"? I need to know.
I was thinking of a Pokemon Snap joke, but sure.
That’s hilarious; “Quercus Gary.” Quercus is the scientific name for oak, so technically Gary oaks scientific name would be Quercus Gary
glad someone noticed that too lol
I laughed pretty hard when I learned that! Never would have expected a scientific name as a translation.
Can confirm. Thats what I noticed when I opened up my friend also named Gary
i just thought of quercus alba...
Welcome to Boston world:
Gary: Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha', I play with a trumpet .
Dicer the jester IF YOU COME FROM, WHERE I CAME FROM, YOU'D BE FREAKIN' DEAD
BONK!
orc
*_BONK_*
TACKLE
*THE **_P I Z Z A_** IS **_L O N G_*
Albert Ślusarek deep dish t h i c c c c
HEMAN
wild grass
ono
I certainly hope so.
You know, because I'm hungry.
Hi,Welcome to the Boston world!
Oh, hi Dio!
TOKYO TOMAREH!
ZA BASTONO WARDO!
Sir Mudkipz OH! ZAT'S A BASEBAWR!
I love that Prof. Oak's name changes every single time he's mentioned.
Orc
Och
Dubai
Oki
eagle
"Please pay for the war"
-Treaty of Versailles
17:14 - I swear if someone makes an art of that, I'm gonna fucking die.
Oliver As Latias I hope someone does XD
Doot
Ganso Hoenn uses french horns. How can you not tell the difference between them and trumpets?
Is that a jojo reference???
A
"The sword is the menu."
BoöTleğ EmœJi yes hello id like to order the burger of the huge sword
Sword swallowers in a nutshell
*Warrior monk sharp eye sound*
Somebody predicted sword and shield!
16:17 “HUI” is a heavily obscene Russian word for “dick”.
The Infamous Buckwheat Appreciator its too big
Well, in Polish it's equivalent for dick. Literally or not
Is it not xyn?
Elke *, xyu, actually
It also meant Cassava in my native language.
17:34 Bizzare Adventures of Joel Joel: Boston World
I feel bad for oak. He's lost all but one of his nephews in the war, and his niece is a ghost.
At least that newphew makes the most of his life. He's a photographer, a poet about swords and carpets, and a musician.
Damn sad
69th like
To protect yourself, you need poker!
Poke them in the eye, until they die!
Heruru Meruru We've gone from children's card games to adult card games now?
Strip poker
Ironic, cause poker can destroy your life faster than the Flash.
I know!
As someone from Massachusetts; this is exactly what the Boston world is like.
I’m in Massachusetts too - Boston World is lit.
Everything you use a computer it screams "WHAT ARE YOU DOING"? Poor bostonians
I want to live in Boston now
But I'm French..
@@minipsitigrivideos9415 so move
In this particular world, everyone has dementia.
Gary confirmed the best trumpet player in the world
17:16
AHA! SO GARY'S THE TRUMPET PLAYER IN GEN 3!
Dorito Doge hoenn confirmed
i always like how in the pokemon yellow opening, pikachu sounds like audible water torture
Spoopy Sauce oh my god I'm dying
It’s an emulation issue.
The war grows...
Rebels...
War changes...
Please pay for the war...?
There’s some deep story going on here.
It’s like Book of Mario :p
39:23 joel waited 9 years for his 5 pokeballs, the guy died from old age
Vicir Dek Well I’m pretty sure the main character isn’t that old but he still would’ve died of starvation or thirst
V has come to
*TECHNOLOGY WINS!*
>:D
"It's a science!"
Download the b'Pkemone PC download in your article today!
THE PLAN
*FATALITY*
"War changes"
Guess every Fallout game was wrong.
Crawmak ikr
And MGS4 was right
Oh my god, I *DIED* at the trainer school. The status effects made no sense.
Paris
Audixas / Official Bass Boosted Drop Finder Paris
Own control, pancreatic lips, war changes.
"Own control, pancreatic lips, war changes" Lyrics to the first single on Blood Bagel 2
It can be quite a pleasure.
The pizza is aggressively long
Thejbro189 "its too big!".....what get your minds out of the gutter xD
Blue EmeraldHD sorry
*you find a pizza....ITS EXTRA THICC*
Importantly long
O shet.
6:32 don't rival me or my son ever again.
Don't smell me or my son later ever again.
My favorite part is that Oak's name continually changes
War
War changes
And grows
*technology wins*
Please pay for it
S h i t. I s. G r o s s.
(old pineapple pizza song reference)
*Starts video*
Wtf is this?
*Mentions Leurak*
OK THIS IS ALREADY FUCKED FROM THE START
?
I must have skipped the episode with Oak's twin brothers Och, Darach and Eagle
Dont forget Oki
You’re forgetting Mark????!!!
And O.K.
ORC
What about Oops?
The evolution of Oak:
oak
OAK
Oak
Eagle
Pictures
Darach
OCH
Quercus
GOLD
Oki
Dubbed
Orc
Mark
Oops
light
Dubai
Oak
Grrump
this was beautiful
thank you, Leurak
EDIT: I think this is the most likes on a comment I've ever got. gracias, beautiful children
HOW DID DUBAI GET IN THERE?
What about Professor Egg Nog from Dark Graystone?
@@gregoriysharapov1936 it's because Dubai was liiiiit
EVERYONE CALL ME 𝓔 𝓛 𝓕 𝓜 𝓞 𝓝 𝓢 𝓣 𝓔𝓡
Oak didn't have a Typhlosion did he?
I swear this is probably the best Pokemon translation ever.
Most of the time it doesn't make sense and went it does it's scary.
Like, every time they talk about war..."The war grows", "War changes" "Please pay for the War"
Also killing and death. (Also wasn't this the Boston world? how is it that we go to Paris, Dubai and Pakistan?)
FrankTheShittyGuy Paristan
Paridubostonistan
I translated this... It is very important that my father's daughter be killed because of the murders.
Welcome to the Dementia world!
Well, everyone in this world has it...
when the dark please save me
I didn't know Boston had real, living Pokémon.
We get real freaky here
I didn't know Boston had real living people
Xsior I didn’t know that the trash can had real living people which is where you live.
A Player 69 Yup, especially around Fenway and the pizzeria. The Pokémon love the Boston-Style *LONG PIZZA* there!
Looks like I'm heading to Boston 💀
I'm sure there's some deep story here about Joel killing off the rebel Pokémon scum during the Great Poke War, traveling the world and hunting down all of the Rebels
Travelling all around the world in the process.
I interpret this as a large scale world war, reaching from Boston to Dubai. Pokémon have recently come into the world, and the humans, desperate for an end to this long, devastating war, began using them as weapons.
Some resisted, rebels, they called them.
Some trainers allied with these rebel Pokémon, and began to attack new trainers nearing battlefield age...the war grows.
Either that or everyone accidentally ate 6 google translate filters so whatever they say comes out painfully butchered by linguistic fallacies.
Gandhi once said, “I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.”
We now know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought.
So many pidgeys.
Oh, so many pidgeys.
All I can imagine is people flying on the Pidgeys and dropping guano all over the buildings.
...THE PIZZA IS LONG.
36:26 Post WW1 Germany in a nutshell.
except there was no "please"
T H E P I Z Z A I S L O N G that's some deep shit right there
WAVËS BËATS I think you mean deep dish.
RO-337 nope all of you forgot about *FRENCH BREAD PIZZA*
Blue EmeraldHD
The best thing on the school memu
X-Fun indeed xD
Of all the awesome Nintendo consoles i have the privilege to play, i must admit i have never played the sniper SNS. Man i really want One.
Edit: sniper SNS, corrected the autocorrect correction
Me too, but did you try the Xbox 360 Noscope?
Leurak i did but i couldnt become a pokmon PRO like prof orc.
But seriously this thing is hilarious leurak keep it up
Houndoom97 aka branflakes sorry, sold out, try the resell market
aka Sniper Famicom
Leurak, try translating the text 30 times instead of 6, that should be fun
I need this
Wait why are you here?
What do you have to do/what milestone do you have to achieve before the little tick appears beside your name?
Hi, lol.
Same.
ZEX Oneeyed you gotta git gud
“Green sky in the desert city”
Sounds like a lyric from Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden
As soon as you said Leurak i knew this was going to be *FUCKING* amazing. Because you make everything great.
Your name tho
I was just researching Vietnamese Crystal and then this popped up.
Axioanarchist DONT SERVE THE DEVIL
Brimir 1105 VOLCANO BAKEMEAT
Wow i Want to Do That
it pooped up am I right because the dialogue is shit
just kidding this video is awesome as ever
I am very disgusted with the trashy man.
Well I play with a trumpet! Do not worry!
Section ratio general!
Doot doot
HOENN RECONFIRMED
pikac's second move was a swear in russian which means male genitalia
the more you know
"how soon do we get a swear" right from the moment you get pikac.
Pikac used COCK SLAP
It's too big! - questionable source
Cynthia *THE PIZZA IS L O N G*
@@bobthelonghairedboi5425 like Pikac's p----
12:10 “Lightly! The pizza is long”
*”wild grass”*
If all else fails, just remember:
“The sword is the menu”.
Mentioning both Boston and Pizza in the same romhack makes this canon
Also known as "Pokemon World Tour"!
Freako why don't u maek mor joke hak and vinesus gaem hak
Dino Bear pretty sure he's the Dead Rising guy
Boston, the only world where you can be afflicted with Paris and meet Dubai in person
Freako thanks for the zone-tan porn vid
His best work is Z0ne-tan's sex tape, but yes he is all those other guys.
*The pizza is long*
*wild grass*
"Paris". I love how it's just "Paris" and that's it. Love it.
Paris
"Green sky in the desert city"
That;s deep, it's like they're talking about their hopes and dreams that are full of life in a city that is spiritually dead and lifeless.
*TECHNOLOGY WINS! NOW YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE b'PKEMONE PC DOWNLOAD ON YOUR ARTICLE*
What is a b'Pkomone PC download anyways?
Guy 1: "Dude, what got you into poker?"
Guy 2: "It protects me."
Guy 1: "...What exactly can poker protect you from?"
*Plants appear simultaneously*
Guy 2: "...They're here."
The title of this video translated 6 times is "Sign up" what is this joel
Pay for the war
Amy thechubbylittlesatan I want you to do this every video please. It may be amazing
It'll do it for the funny ones :D don't wanna do literally every video because I'd die of boredom
This is the draft, my friend.
6:28
*tiny*
I should download, decompile, and translate everything 50 times with Bing translator. That's the only way you can make this better.
DO IT, JUST DO IT! DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!!!!
Input:
Hello there. Welcome to a beautiful city. We serve pancakes here
6th Translation:
Pryvitannya. The beauty of the sardine was in Cudoŭny. My servant is doing
17:42
A great message. If you have a friend in need of help with depression, send this to them.
You know, it's really interesting watching old Joel videos and coming to this. Joel really changed his voicing and pitch, and he sounds much more confidant in speaking and projecting out. It's a great feeling to know how far he's developed his communication, our little Jobel has grown so much.
"An oak is a tree or shrub in the genus Quercus of the beech family, Fagaceae."
you: professor oak
me, an intellectual: professor quercus
"The war grows!"
"rebel EVEVE"
"rebel CATERPIE"
"THE PLAN"
"war changes"
"Please pay for the war!"
So, uh, Google, is there, you know, something you wanna talk about? Do you, uh, know something we don't?
Favorite lines
"Hi,Welcome to the Boston world!"
"When the dark, please save me"
"Technology wins!"
"The sword is the menu."
"The map is great! It helps"
"Oh, oh! Wait! I'm not going Error"
"The pizza is long"
"wild grass"
" you need poker"
"Quercus GARY!"
"JOEL, Pokemon killer early."
"The war grows!"
"THE PLAN"
"Its amazing!"
"Well, I play with a Trumpet!"
"You must die."
"be a great pleasure!"
Intermission from Tommy Wiseau
I did not hit her; it's not true. It's bullshit; I did not hit her! I did not....oh hai Mark.
"watch the city of CITY"
"I know I'll give you a try. GO GO"
"It's too big!"
"Are you a psimix?"
"Good. I need a pokemon."
"You can use the dipc..."
"Launch of Pacman's PC system"
"PRINT BOX- NO NO!"
"Own control, Pancreatic lips, war changes"
"Preventing milk, the pain. Good"
"Use chemical substances"
"You can become professor.O.K."
"do you have one? FREE OF CHARGE!"
"Avoid all fans in the world...."
"I ended up with a POCKETpuncher, and killed it!"
"YOUNG WOMAN"
"rebel CATERPIE"
"Please pay for the war!"
"My Birthday........."
"? Its 9 years"
"Try ono"
No work! I lost my sweetness. I ended up with a Pocket Puncher
*A N D I K I L L E D I T .*
"It's too big!"
HIMIK-MAN *THE PIZZA IS L O N G*
preventing milk, the p a i n
I'm 9 1/2 minutes in and nothing so far in-game has made me laugh but jesus christ joel you are so adorable and your laugh makes me so happy
That's Why His Laugh Cures The Whole World problems
6:55
Joel: Poké... POKÉMONNON'S!!! **hard laugh**
That indescribable noise of laughter at 6:59 was just hilarious
14:00 Quercus means Oak in Latin.
I love how professor oak changes his name constantly.
*Not one, not two, but three nephew!*
Well, I play with a trumpet!
*THE PIZZA IS LONG*
23:11 No, no, you're wrong!
War... war never changes.
For maximum effect, turn on CZcams's auto subtitles.
6:32 God damn, gotta love Joel's laugh.
23:59 Ahhh the memories of the Dexter's Laboratory episode where he only could say Omulette du fromage
It's amazing!It's too big!
We demand a full playthrough :v
I already posted this, and so many people already told that, but Joel, your laugh illuminates my life
When I hear it when I'm in a bad mood, all sadness leaves me
Thanks man
"It's too big!"
"It's amazing!"
Too lewd for youtube. 😂
People born when Pokemon Yellow was released are now 19 years old.
22:34 Never thought of it before, but this background music sounds like a cheerful bastardization of Sound of Silence.
Joel and Vinny's laughs are still some of the best things ever... :D
"Here are my nephews."
But there's one!
I hope Boston is like this...
It is.
Yea pretty much
JOEL PC Replacement
Technology wins
Motor PROF.OAK is on the way
There seems to be some foreshadowing
The war grows... the rebel eveve...
I think there is a machine war going on, and the war keeps growing. All people that die in the war get turned into robots, and they use a secret language that seems to be nonsense to humans, hence how they talk. Your character doesn't talk because he's not a robot and doesn't want the robots to notice. The rebel pokemon fight with the remaining humans, and when you encounter a normal pokemon it says it's an error because robots think beings made of flesh are errors. Hence why they turn people and pokemons into machines. Also, your character's mother is actually just a book. The character learnt everything from that book, so he imagines the book as the mother he never had...
I spent way too much time crafting that theory.
@@gaspardsavoureux8680 it does not go unappreciated
@@JS-cq7ut Thank you for reminding me I wrote this
Joel's pure-hearted laughter gives me life.
Gen 1 Pokemon was so weird it almost feels like a surreal alternate world for Pokemon.
A town has wild grass full of viscious Pokemon gating it off from the rest of the world and you start the game delivering coffee to a man who refuses to get off the ground or let you pass
No in the original Japanese version the old guy is drunk
war...war changes
"You have to pay the Pentecostal pastor! Do you have one? FREE OF CHARGE"
*Televisin*
SeireiART don't put hand
stove it *HURTS*
He rely is a goode boy
TECHNOLOGY WINS!
the pizza is long
7:20 Looks like Boston City Joel also had a thirsty PC
NO HE DIDNT EVEN GET TO THE MUSEUM
Pikac is a tactical genius. No matter how much the war grows, he always keeps to THE PLAN.
Boston world, best pokemans region.
Also much corruption
Speaking of "The Great Pokemon war", I remember the electricity gym leader mention a great war in Fire Red as well.