[Vinesauce] Joel - Pokemon ROM Hacks ( Quartz, Topaz & My Ass ) ( Part 1 )
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Date streamed: 13 Nov , 2016
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2:37 Quartz.
50:20 Topaz.
1:28:40 What you all came for.
MY ASS! **wheeze**
MY ASS!
Aidan Gallacher I came for the dog
jokes on you I came for Topaz
'this computer doesn't use WINDOWS because of virus'
ahh, linux user
Professor Baro claims you have been friends with him since you lived in Kanto.
*Asks for your name and gender*
DeathKnight5608 well, you can't just assume someones gender, shitlord.
DeathKnight5608 baro doesn't want to assume your gender and get you triggered
DeathKnight5608 shitpickleshitpickleshitpickle
Well Oak forgot his own grandson's name, so I guess that stays true to the source material
Sulfur Tooth ä
Pokemon Quartz 4:30
Pokemon Topaz 59:21
Pokemon My Ass 1:29:06
thank you!
jaja != huehue joelito
5:30 - scott manley
Pokemon Quartz? Pokemon Topaz? MORE LIKE POKEMON MY ASS!!!
+Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams How about Pokemon Stadium 2 (GS, JP) using your Vietnamese Crystal team?
PokeMon: My Ass version has a lot more changes as it goes along... like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtle and the PokéMon Slaughter House. You also steal a car which replaces the bike.
And naked Erika. She's censored in-game though, so despite it being a bit of a letdown it's at least Twitch-friendly.
lmfao it being a letdown, you were so horny for Erika.
you really expect the spritework to be that good?
A sick part of me wants to see a whole let's play of pokemon quartz.
Same
That's cuz you have no soul.
There's an old one (but good one) right here
lparchive.org/Pokemon-Quartz/
THiNGYBOBinc I read that thing at least once a year, it's glorious
YES PLS JOEL
I bought a copy of Quartz when I was younger, no regrets
out of couriosity how much was it?
$3 AUD, worth every cent
I think you mean "no ragrats"
No regerts
No Rugrats
Joel's laugh is beautiful. :')
It is :')
Fizzy Note Just like him.
Fizzy Note ^_^
uwu
I agree completely. :)
In it's defense, quartz was one of the first pokemon romhacks ever made
Aarif Farooq And yet no one has made a proper translation that ain't so broken.
Probably because there's not too many of them.
+Cynical Brat There's tons of Pokémon rom hacks.
There were like a million gen 1 ROM hacks long before Quartz came out.
in it's defense, 3rd Reich Germany was one of the first fascist states
The best part about Quartz's boxart is there isn't even anywhere in the game you can catch a Gyarados, although each fakémon is just a re-sprited version of an actual Pokémon.
"whats the one that killed simba? mufasa!"
i dont remember that scene.
just about ded
"Long live my son"
"What's the guy who kills Simba?"
*"MUFASA"*
joel wat
Just like the hacker known as four chan, and cowboy Bebop, Mufasa is truly a dangerous person.
@@jtcm3416 Who is this Fourchan guy? ;)
@@jtcm3416 who is this forechan guy
@@jtcm3416 Who is this foreskin guy?
@@eckitronix FORESKIN
Sever is backwards for "reves" which means backwards. So yeah I think its actually supposed to be a rat upside down or something like that
The Quartz male player looks like young Tommy Wiseau to me.
i did not catch her. i did naaaaut.
O hai, may.
Doesn't help that Prof. Baro has a real Greg Sestero look going for him.
DTM1218 except he has no face.
You're tearing me apart Ran!
If we all loved each other...the world would be a better place 😌
Pokemon My Ass
One of the best Brazilian productions.
vai brazilian
"even the creator is like "me no habla ingles"
Man, they really cut down on the budget for Sun and Moon didn't they...
Charm So much in fact, that they had to remove and sell some of the characters clothing
It's pretty sad they had to lie to us with all the fake trailers
Charm Sun and Moon is good
Deer It was a joke
it isn't actually
The reason your Silver cartridge died sooner is because of the clock feature. It drains the battery very quickly.
Also the Game Boy Advance didn't even have a sound chip, it was all done on the CPU and that's why it's so bad. But it's actually used pretty well in the Pokemon games.
***** The CPU doesn't have enough time to decompress all that shit, though. It heavily depends on the CPU.
It can be used amazingly if you know what you're doing. Look up the Golden Sun soundtrack, and in particular, the Kolima Forest theme.
Desolation I've always been in love with the Venus Lighthouse theme.
Ok look it's Jahn Trahn.
A Player 69 Dojt forget the GBA kingdom hearts and its compressed soundtrack. They used extra reverb, and it improves it, enough that it sounds ok
when the title has "My ass" in it, you know it's gonna be good!
Yup!
yup so gud
The Evil Within My Ass
The last of my ass
MY ASS kazooie
"If you do drugs, you go to hell before you die..."
*pliz*
FudoMaster Talk to my Rabi (however you spell it).
FudoMaster Well I'm fucked
1:34 One of the many reasons I love Joel.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
pliz
*are you a boy or a girl dude?*
I was going to sleep at a responsible time
NachoSushi Now you're gonna sleep at an irresponsible time
Aldrich faithful Weeb It's always a party in the Midnight Zone!
NachoSushi
sleep is for the *WEAK MEAT*
It was basically morning time when this was released what are you talking about
+Blazi Ken lol people are in different timezones
1:18:20
that's the best part Joel, you use Cut to get those kids out of the way
Badnik96GTM edgier than the knife i used to slit my wrists
Quartz, topaz and...
Joel's ass? I guess it's pretty clear which one is the best here.
Sai DESGRAÇA I know! Topaz is OBVIOUSLY the best!
It is a nice ass, and quartz is very curvaceous, but topaz is hands down the best
Stare at Joel's ass 🍑💨💨💨💨
the best part of pokemon quartz is that no matter how much you save, it never actually saves your progress.
9:20 That self-aware fourth wall break, fucking perfect, my sides.
1:34:16
You know it's good when Oak just materialises out of some shrubs
puta madre, means something like "fucking mom".
it sounds weird in english, but is used like "holy shit", to swear or act surprised
La puta madre harry
It can also be used as "goddamnit"
Trash animations it literally means b*tch mom but eh slang
Trash animations translated literally is something along to Bitch Mom
***** it can also mean "bitch"
*pliz*
10'o KOC
PieNinjaProductions I'm dead lmao
What are you *peple* talking about
Hullo!
Temjen Jmr oh no. Thats embarris.
You should've named Mutton: Hot Dog
Zeo Zentnights hawt dawg
He should have named him "Chinese Food".
Should’ve named him ‘sheep meat’
Hey Jack Frost,need Your help Against Yaldabaoth.
My Ass version is fucking gold
Major Missile 10/10
Shak Pherze you better wash it! That gold must be pretty dirty.
Some of the jokes in quartz are actually pretty funny if you speak Spanish. like "webón" is another spelling for "huevón", which is a slang term for a dude that's so lazy his testicles drag on the ground. Fun!
Ciel King-Williams o
That's not the real meaning, Tú Weon bolas tristes.
@@johnsalchichon777 actually is kind of but dont worry, I mean, u dont say that words haha jaja im Spanish too so, jodanse!
Joel, theres a lot of click bate facebook pages that are using clips of this video and there gaining over 11 million views... not only that but a coulle that ive seen are claiming it as there content :/
7:51 "Isn't this...uh...how Spanish people laugh?"
*HUEGH HUEGH*
"What's the character who killed Simba? Mufasa!"
That physically hurt to listen to.
pokemon quartz is if tommy wiseau made pokemon. like, the fucking character even looks a bit like him
read all of this in tommy wiseau's voice and this game becomes a masterpiece
TraceurRyuk "Oh hai doggy!"
Tommy Wiseau is Aloan Mr. Mime!
"the guy who kills simba, MUFASA"
LMAO
A dog, that is on fire. Hmmm, best name would be Danny. Everyone that watches JoJo is going to hate me for this joke
Araki liked that joke. (Proceeds the slaughtering of animals)
Dio...
Fun fact: All of the moves in Topaz are made up, like Lunge. However, Lunge is now a move in Sun and Moon (Pheromosa learns it)
"Island of ZOE"
Hey, I have an Island. Sweet.
"Rocket Zoe"
Why do these people like my name so much? XD
because u r gay
hey same!!
"I won't try to rip on you that much"
>Bursts into hysterical laughter 5 seconds later
"I'll try not to laugh at you"
0.00003 Doritos later: "pliz"
I used to love making shitty map edits/text edits of pokemon emerald when i was 12
editing "professor birch" into "professor bitch" and making the characters swear and talk shit to you was so funny back then (i was pretty edgelordian)
and then i would fuck the maps up and add tons of water tiles suddenly, or walls without any collision
I would just add a bunch of really rare items and Pokemon into little root town and change the opening text to say dick cock penis
cool man c
The PC intern downloaded Bonzi Buddy
7:18 Damnit, Joel, you should've went with "KOC"
>otro
>when clicked opens up custon name screen
i fucking died
Otro is other in spanish.
ha i know.
a lotc of these pokemon look like either some creepy/crappy MS paint work by pilotredsun, some horrible mutant, or something out of Lovecraft's writings.
I love how the trainer even makes the "What the fuck am I looking at?!" face. 20:01
The map is exactly what ruby and sapphire looked like
Only it looks a bit nicer
HUE HUE IS NOT SPANISH IT'S BRAZILIAN AAAAAAAAA
Comassim, n intendi
+Urso Manso ai q dlç
ai eu num resisto vain
and brazilian is portugese
that is pura mintira
that gyarados on the quartz art looks like its mother drank when she was pregnant
"This turns into an Aztec pillar"
...I'll be the roundabout~
Whenever i hear the word aztec I think of goldeneye
...The Statue of Liberty is made of copper, Joel...
Joel should do a full playthrough of Pokemon My Ass
There is no way to say that and not sound sarcastic.
OH, IS THAT A CHALLENGE!
Challenge MY ASS!
EpicFaceless Pokemon is fantastic, My ass is beautiful, so Joel, can you do a let's play of a game you already played that combines these two elements together?
Hows that?
So basically, you want him to play your ass, is that correct?
I played Quartz as a ROM when I was a kid. Always found it weird that legendaries hung out in the grass on the early routes...
1:22:24 Boptino's evolution into Rhibre looks like a Masters of the Universe action figure gimmick.
Webon means lazy un spanish but in a "rude" way for example "Wey you are a Webon"
-also the correct way to write it it's "Huevón"-
pokemon optimizer pro
fuck sake
i was just about to sleep
6:00 in the morning?
no, 12:30am.
i live in australia.
Haha silly Cancer...
Australia has shitty internet, how are you even typing that?
+Krai Entertainment What a kind of idiot you are.
Krai Entertainment if you have nbn its fine
Joel, pliz play more
A wild Nuclear Abomination appears!
I'd really like to see Joel do a full playthrough of _Pokemon My Ass_ just to see his reaction to Erika.
The changes for Pokemon My Ass are so far in between that you can use it as a regular Fire Red playthrough. But right before you get used to it, you get jumpscared by naked Erika lmao
tarkor looks like one of those mutilated stingrays they used to pass off as sea monsters
Someone make Joel play Light Platinum or Touhoumon Puppet Play
Icằŗūs Kūŗøı or Moemon
Icằŗūs Kūŗøı light platinum is cool though
Icằŗūs Kūŗøı yeah :D
Puppet play is pretty cool, especially the Pokemon-themed remixes of the actual Touhou games.
I'd kill to see him try to beat Vega or, god forbid, Snakewood.
When you were asking how Spanish people laugh ("wei-wei"), I was weak (with laughter).
9:57-10:04 Possibly Joel's best laugh ever. I'm dead.
Why does the main male character of quartz look like a long haired version of robbie rotten in sprite form?
Looks more like Tommy Wiseau to me
oh my god no
Icegod101
oh hai RAN.
Robbie didn't die for this shit
He reminds me of Bono for some reason.
1:38 Joel's little wheeze/snort has me dying
9:20 One of Joel's heartiest laughs yet.
"Holophonic stank" is now my favorite phrase for insulting someone..
Sever had a Poocheyena cry, and also I liked how Joel compared one of the bootleg Pokemon to Ratboy Genius.
"I'll try not to make fun of you too much, creator"
Fifteen seconds later, absolutely dying at pliz
Beautiful. Couldn't ask for more lmao
lmao that Joel laugh on quartz
these pokemon are fucking nightmare fuel
It's always shit when your Pokemon Battery dies down.
Always.
i did play my ass and it does have some good stuff like a fucking pokemon butcher where you sell them
Cool icon
Dave daaaaaaave
JOOOOHHHHHNNN
DAAAAAAAAVVVVEEE
JOHHHHHHHNNNN
DAAAAAVVVVVEEEE
That actually sounds like a great mechanic. Sell useless pokemon. It would give me something to do instead of running away from all pokemon that give terrible EV
+Blazi Ken yay for pokemon eugenics
It's very difficult to hold my laugh at work, thank you Joel. XD
Holy shit Joel mentioned Monster Rancher.
I ALWAYS miss the best streams, i swear.
When I hear you say ratboy genius I though
POTATO KINISHES
"Set the clock pliz"
I have an actual bootleg cart of pokemon quartz with a distorted gyarados picture on it. Jesus, quartz is dumb as hell
"who's that guy who killed Simba...Oh that's right, Mufasa!"
"My name is GIOVANNI."
...Nani?
That dog Pokemon looks like Santa's Little Helper.
In the first ten minutes you made me spit my drink out 3 times! XD
EDIT: Only 1 minute more, and I've spit my drink out 7 times!
EDIT 2: Ok, I'm not going to drink anymore.
EDIT 3: DAMNIT I CHOKED ON MY FOOD
Meltan fits wonderfully in Quartz.
Joel, what you were talking about in the beginning ("holophonic stank" XD) is "holographic." Also known as holo for short. Those of us in the nail art community fucking LOVE it, so much so that many of us now jokingly identify as "holosexual" thanks to the CZcams nail queen who came up with that term, Simply Nailogical. But yeah, holographic shit is the fucking best, and when you first showed the box, my immediate reaction was, "it's holo!" so I'm glad you brought it up as it's totally the best part of the box.
Today, I found out I had three guts. I know because I busted all of them watching this.
We've been friends for years! Are you a boy or a girl...? Also, what's your name?
Also I just noticed when Joel shows all the Quartz Pokémon two of them are just the birds from Horton Hears a Who
I gotta say, the Pokemon in the intro of Quartz look like they ran straight out of Earthbound.
Looks like Ness wasn't able to turn those beasts tame with his MIND BULLETS.
I wanted Joel to name "MUTTON" Carbon Dog so badly.
It's great how the plot of pokemon topaz makes way more sense than any of the actual pokemon games.
CRAAAAWNLYY IIIINN MY SKIIIIIN!!!!!
crawnly
Joel, you don't even know what you are talking about with the GBA sound chip.
Yes! Thank you! Finally someone who appreciates the GBA soundchip as much as I do.
Ikr! I miss all those horns...
DS sound chip sucked though
+Solis They're essentially the same thing. There are no instruments specific to the GBA or DS themselves, the people who make the individual games have to put their own sounds in. Although the GBA games have access to the GB's four sound channels.
Solis bw soundtrack was amazing though
Blind Pokemon drawing: romhack Pokemon edition?
Oh man i still remember my first HOLOFONIK CHARIZARD CARD! I also remember a screenshot based Let's Play from Something Awful about Quartz.Halfway through the guy who made it went completely insane.
almost half of those topaz sprites were the same sprites recolored and changed a little bit
Listening Joel swearing in spanish made my day
5:00 I also have Crystal with a dead battery. Got it like 10 years ago and battery was dead even then. My Red, Blue, Yellow, and Gold carts STILL have life in their batteries
GSC died faster because their clocks were constantly running, meaning the batery was constantly being drained