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- Hancock - Your Head is Going Up His A**: Hancock (Will Smith) finds himself in jail surrounded by men he put in there himself.
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FILM DESCRIPTION:
A scruffy superhero named Hancock (Will Smith) protects the citizens of Los Angeles but leaves horrendous collateral damage in the wake of every well-intentioned feat. That's OK with Hancock; he doesn't care what people think and is just as likely to be found dozing on a park bench as saving a damsel in distress. However, after saving the life of a PR executive (Jason Bateman) and meeting the man's beautiful wife (Charlize Theron), he realizes that he may have a sensitive side after all.
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TM & © Sony (2008)
Cast: Will Smith, Jason Bateman
Director: Peter Berg
Producer: Akiva Goldsman, James Lassiter, Michael Mann, Will Smith
Screewriter: Vince Gilligan, Vy Vincent Ngo
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Earlier that morning in the guard break room:
"Hey guys, let's tell all the inmates that Hancock lost his powers.... gonna be hilarious!!"
hahahahaha
That guy either got a raise, or fired.
Either way, he's the rest of the guards hero, and will be remembered as "Human Centipede Hank".
hahahahahaha
@@thetakengamer4256 *_He will be the greatest troll_*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love it that Hancock himself looks disgusted when he sees his own work
Sometimes you make art... Sometimes you realise that you inspired the human centipede... And that will make any man grimace
Yeah that made it even more realistic honestly. That was some good acting
LoL good call
That's because he was very reluctant to do that. He was thinking "I had no other choice".
Yuck💩💩💩
My theory is that the inmates tought that Hancock lost his powers that's why he's in jail. They never assumed that he's there by choise.
Considering he dragged an entire row of prisoners with him as soon as he arrived is safe to say they should've known
@@alejandrojimenez144 the ones that arrived with him they know but not the ones inside
Or they're all just stupid
I think they thought they wouldnt hurt him cause Hancock was trying to be a better person.
@@angusthekid4198 No, just two of them. The rest are there for the show!
"So, the guy is bassicaly superman?"
"Yeah"
"Let's teach him a lesson then"
"....."
Well lets mug him!
@@DirtyDishSoap aahhh a man of culture
@@digvijaysingh325 LOOOOOOOOOL
Yep prison people are want to be bad asses
@TheProphetOfHate ha, i see what you did there.
I love how even Hancock is disgusted by what he just did
Well, he gave them a fair warning, but they insisted. So he had no choice but to do the deed...
he warned them though
This isnt even possible, oh wait I forgot it. Its a movie..
@@juicetingaming6048 well with enough force anything can be shoved through anything. What wasn't possible was him still be up and screaming after the head being shoved through.
@@wc7618 Well Hancock just put a cork in it so i doubt he would have lossed any
He said please and gave them fair warning. They have no one to blame butt themselves.
Did... did you do that on purpose?
😂😂😂😂 well he was talking sh*t and he called Hancock an a**hole,he really doesn’t like that word
@@marissasosebee6248
No, he does not.
LOL
I see what you did there. 😏
"Hey, isn't that the guy who killed a dragon and ate it's soul?"
"Let's mug him."
"You picked the wrong time to get lost friend"
VLDL gang where you at
@@briliantkastanja2897 hey, hey WHAT ARE WE
@@totodilemegafan We're muggers...
@@caramelkop988 Yeah, And what do muggers do?
2:18 the latino guy praying is my favorite facial expression in movie history
Bro that,s great
😁😁😁
Haaa holy crap u r right man
2:17
@@hyperraidsaerofrights5649 nah i checked, its 2:18
Hancock's reaction makes me think that he's never actually gone through with this threat before :'D
Exactly
Andyhens Lmao 😂😂😂
If a guy that powerful tells younwhats about to happen you probably would let things slide.
He probably hasn’t had to everyone else would just be like Ight u win
Not untill then and even the look was like yooo... That's a entanglement
2:07 Hancock gave the inmates a history lesson of how the Centaur was born in ancient greece
knowing it is Ancient Greece, that'd be the case
I really dont get it, plz explain
Knowing Hancock, he probably did that way back then.
@@chupapi7620 Uhm.
Just type 'centaur' onGoogle. 😅
@@chupapi7620 he lived very long
The "Sanford & Son" music made all the difference in making this scene that much more epic!
I agree! I just wonder, out of all the music he could have chosen (or no music at all) why sanford and son lol 😅🤣😂!
Yes it really did.😂😂😂😂
@@deplorablecovfefe9489 Meanwhile... You misspell "language"... Hahahahahaha
This scene was hilarious
@@bensisko4651 that's what made it even funnier, the Sanford & Son music doesn't fit at all! 😂😂😂
Years later:
"Grandpa is it true you saw someone getting their head shoved up someone else's butt?"
"Yes i still have nightmares about it"
Word "Asshead" comes to mind .
LMAOO
@@f.e.areproduce5298 more like "buttface" for me
Grandpa got scared straight
Headbutt
That wasn’t his pants that made the tearing sound.
Zac Price 😱😂😂
Zac Price you just maid me die
Poor poor sphincty, lack of lube and patiently thrusting will never be your friends 😞
That raises the pucker factor off the charts. 😱😬😁😆😂😂
Awwwwwwwww........ 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
It's like they all forgot he has super powers
siphoned yeah,mostly everyone in there didnt see the video of him getting hit with a train and survivng...so there pretty much dumb
Yup. Either they all must suffer from some form of dementia or they`re just stupid as all hell.
Yea but the movie portrays it more like reality, unlike other super hero movies where everyone is either terrified or jumping for joy.
siphoned Probably thought he lost them or something since he's in prison or he wouldnt hurt them
Waffles probably has the right idea- why would the guy who can facetank bullets (literally) and give trains the cold shoulder (again, literally) for whom the sky is the limit (once more, literally) allow himself to be sent to jail?
Hancock: "Are you fellas sure you want to ride this train?"
A soon to become human suppository: "choo choo a-hole"
Safe to say Hancock made some enemas-ahem-I mean enemies in there.
i dont think he actually got to finish the word, he got cut off partway through
@@j.m.8558 Well he put most of those criminals in there in the first place
They became human-train anyway 🤣🤣🤣
@@j.m.8558no no you had it right the first time 😂
I love the fact that while most prisoners immediately freaked out, there were those few that actually couldn’t accept what they just witnessed with their own eyes and just standing there 😭
They thought Hancock was making a bluff with two inmates blocking his way, and when they saw that; they knew to never mess with him in the slammer or they could get the same treatment
Just to quote Rorschach:
"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!"
awsome quote
@@m4a1_delta66 Thx.
I thought about that scene while watching this one! Awesome reference!!!
One of the greatest scenes of film history. One of the best "super" hero characters too in my opinion. Loved how he took his fate like a man at the end of Watchmen. Rorschach the ultimate badass.
What would happen if Hancock and Rorschach were locked up together?
"Ya'll fellas sure you wanna ride this train?"
*choo choo assh--*
😏
M. Narrator he doesn’t like that word
The Demon slayer train arc gonna be LIT
By train he meant the other guy's head
The guy who crosses himself during the reaction pan had me dying laughing.
Everyone in the prison: desperately screaming
Subtitles: [applause]
*checks closed captioning*
2:16 - [applause]
well I'll be damned
Deaf people 🤗🤗🤗🤗✋
Why are you cheering me I’m wrong?
Doctor: so how did you get pink eye ?
Inmate: talk to my therapist.
"Pink eye"🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@ordinarygamerz9844 medical condition
😂😂😂
The inmate crossing himself always makes me laugh for some reason.
Monarchyman1 where lol
2:15
Everything it gets me dying laughing. I totally can see why. It's an act of God.
The facial expressions are funny
All the reactions were on point.
It's amazing to me how people throughout this movie just couldn't stop poking the bear.
Like, its no secret that Hancock *really does* have superpowers. He's demonstrated them multiple times in front of massive amounts of witnesses, but these guys in jail are like "let's get 'im!"
As at least one guy replied, they probably thought he had lost his powers and therefor: REVENGE Time!
One has to consider that the guys in prison didn't get there by demonstrating intelligence.
Judging by Hancock's face, I would guess he's never actually followed through with that threat before!
🤣 Looks like it! 🤣
He had no choice - they forced his handcock
Even he wasn't ready to see that, you can tell he regrets doing it even if he won't admit it aloud 🤣
He looked bored to me
I'll bet he wondered if it was even physically possible.
Hancock: I’m not locked in here with you, Ya’ll locked in here with me.
ayy watchmen
Agent 47
I’ve heard that somewhere I can’t remember where tho
Jerrick Thomas Watchmen
Hitman
This would have been a great time to quote Rorschach. "I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me."
You don't understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You are locked in here with me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Accurate in this situation
"Hey, its superman. ... You know what we should do?"
"Whats that..?"
"Lets MUG EM!"
What are we?
.... uggers
WHAT are we we?
MUGGERS
and what do muggers DO?
mug people
'caus weeeee aaaaaare muuuuuuggers !!!!!!
*gurgle*
(oh how i just love random internet references :)
and I read that in the correct "voice"
*LETS. GO. MUG EM!*
For the kingdom and country
Hmmm, mustve been the wind
He made a Centaur of those two guys.
Verg for this comment alone you should win an oscar
Verg Aw man you already made a centaur joke.
You, Sire, have my salute.
Haha
He really did though if you pay attention.
Half of the crooks: "Gross, man!"
The other half: "This doesn't seem physically possible!"
Like beating a man to death with his own skull
@@Epiclyspeaking I get that reference.
@@The.Stalker Jimmy was a real good kid
@@Epiclyspeaking RVB reference?
The next half: "WHOLY SH&&^T"
1:36 "That ain't gonna happen" -some guy two rows back
Love how even Hancock is disturbed at 2:20
When you bring your friends to fight the raid boss but he’s 50 levels above all of you.
Combined
riven is so damm annoying
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I guess they assumed he lost his powers otherwise why allow himself to be put in jail?
That’s what I thought of too
Or maybe they thought that their sheer numbers would just somehow overwhelm him? I mean, they did see or heard of him dragging a dozen other dudes chained to him.
Watch the movie first
see that's the thing, he allowed it, meaning he was still capable of doing whatever he wanted. then there's the part where he drags like 15 of em behind him by the cuffs
@@Xannyphantom905 None of these guys saw that though. All they see is Hancock in jail and suddenly trying to be polite.
The funniest part about this scene are the inmates reaction 😂😂😂
Hancock's face was like "Damn! even i thought i wouldnt be able to do that?!"
John Hancock: The creator of the Human Centipede
Trey Myles More like a centaur
I was thinking a human centaur.
but only first movie, when i tried see 2nd was not... good... i dont know... :/
Usher
Trey Myles chill
When outnumbered by the enemy, swiftness of action and a display of overwhelming violence is necessary.
Cast a performance that stir men's heart
Taken literal in this case
Art of war
"Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one! And from that day forward, anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a ZOO!
...UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
@@LordZonar ... what?
This is the best "hero in prison" scene in movies history.
2:18 that guy praying always got to me 😂😂😂
"God please save us!" haha
shane marz 2:16* how can you correct someone and not even put the right time.
@@mrgoody69 hancock: I am your God now.
You ever been to prison, Mike?
Hey you would pray too if you were there.
2:20 Hancock face be like "I hate doing this shit but its the only way they gonna learn"
JHDM 1997 Ewww Ok -Saitama
JHDM 1997 it’s either the easy way or da hard way
12 years later and I still laughed out loud
Will Smith to Chris Rock: And now, your head is going up my palm.
Hancock just invented the Human Centaur!
This or next level human centipede.
Help Hollering Human Centaur!
The magnificent mantaur…
That's messed up but funny noice
2008 (colorized)
Hancock:
Human Centipede: *write that down, write that down...*
Thats disturbing
Fuuuuuu...
Nice seg way lol
@@aceanonymous3647 Well for some people saddly things that are disturbing to others, for those people these things are masturbing.
Human Centipede: Lets one up Hancock on this one and turn it into a franchise...
They just learned the horrifying Nightmare that Hancock isn’t trapped in a prison with them, they’re trapped in a prison with Hancock.
2022 : If you dont move,my hand is gonna up your face
That entire cell block needed therapy afterwards.
i mean would you after seeing that??
Me too
Particularly the guy who got his head stuck in the but. I mean, who knows just how filthy and unwashed that but was.
The guards must have had quite the field day...
Timeghost just guy inside of guy. happens inside prisons. Well instead of BBC its BBH. He did give head and he did eat his booty inside and out soo.... Lolz hahaaha
The Guards go "Nah, this is too funny. Give it A few more minutes."
Guards must have been placing bets on what he was going to do his first day in jail.
@@herbetson1963 that's so wrong lol
@@anthonydesroches785 so wrong but so right!
fun fact: that sound wasn’t his pants ripping.
naw
😳 😱 🤯 AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Seems legit.
Entirely believable.
Oh jesus in heaven ... his a-hole tear apart...
Chris Rock better be glad he just got the slap.
This scene is just stupid, like, who would jump on a guy that can literally eat bullets like a marshmallow
Who would jump on a guy name Hancock
Well, these aren't supposed to be representative of the brightest in society. They are in prison, afterall, for a reason.
Alex Kilgour true
They may have thought he was depowered to end up there.
Alex Kilgour you don’t have to be bright to know a predator!
Now thats a pain in the ass.
no no no no
No just no
*Seinfeld theme*
XD
Nomad LOL
The praying dude at 2:18 and the way big guy break character by laughing at 2:31 really make this movie
I know it's just a movie but I still don't understand what the hell those guys were thinking when they're basically facing Superman.
there's a comment in the comment section by Raymond Morgan that might explain this...
"Earlier in the guard break room:
Hey guys, let's tell all the inmates that Hancock lost all his powers, gonna be hilarious."
Tbh if most of the guys in prison took a min to think before they took action they wouldnt be there in the first place. Alot of them in the movie and in real life live by impulse and not planning.
criminals have egos and clouded judgement. probably mistakenly thought their numbers mattered
They thought that they could prove him wrong when he said what was gonna happen if those two big guys didn't move out of the way.
@@mohammadfurkanmir7934 That does not explain anything. It's just a fan theory and a funny joke they made. These inmates were just plain stupid and did not know any better. Lol. They felt themselves better and bigger than the other person, especially since Hancock was new. That is how it goes in life, usually, with people not knowing any better. I would not count prison as an exception. Most people these days react rather than respond, and it costs them
Like how they played Sanford and Son theme at the end laughing my Ass off
Bro his face at 2:21. Even he's disgusted at what he just did
Menfhis24 I like to believe that's the first time he's ever actually done it and he's realizing just how wrong it is lmao
@@adrianroque6990 ikr 😂
You, me and one other person said the same thing
So.... The slap was only 0.023% of his power...
😂👌
Imagine being someone who is incarcerated by choice. They literally cant hold him if he wanted to leave.
*the next morning*
Inmates: “Good morning, Mr. Hancock. How are you doing today?? Can I get you anything??”
Pretty sure it is more like " I prefer soliditary than that guy there whom shoved a poor guy's head up another guy's bum! No Way I am Staying In a Cell With Him Around! In Fact, Get Me Transfer Out Of Here, I Rather Be In Any Other Prison Than Being Here With Him!
Here's one: "Put me on death row right now, it would be mercy compared to that."
Dam, he did it raw with no lube too.
Angel of Sarcasm. That man's colon is like 50 shades of fucked up
No Vaseline
Jamal Boatswain underrated
Angel of Sarcasm that was prison he probably had lube already.
Angel of Sarcasm it's called dry docking.
Hancock should’ve just kept walking when they tried to step in front of him 😂
Should've, yeah...but the *message* he sent instead
That was what I was thinking could've totally have avoided that happening.
But we wouldn't have been treated to the funniest scene in the whole movie.
@@johnb8275 it could’ve been more epic
I don’t think u guys understand if Hancock kept walking he would’ve ran them over harder than a train
1:13 that guy at the back excited af to mug superman
i love how tough they act and then fast forward to the guy praying😂😂
Admit it......we would all like to have the ability to do this once in our lives...…..just once.
No, I have wanted many abilities, but that isn't one of them.
@@Ryooken you're the only person in the world who doesn't want super strength
@@hypocritikill3205 this is true. I've always wanted telekinesis. I always thought the power of the Mind was much stronger than the power of the body. That's just me though. Being able to throw cars and trucks around at distance something by thinking about it always gave me a thrill.
@@Ryooken
Me too
Ryooken *Tips fedora*
Hancock: Move!
Prisoner: No Assho...
Hancock to all: Wanna see a MAGIC TRICK???
Imagine if he would've done this with Chris Rock at the Oscar's
In who a$$ ?
His? 🤣
GOOD MF NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 u play too much
Well. But these jokes are now getting stale. What Will did was wrong, but he's now trying to redeem himself, and those jokes are now like beating a dead horse.
@@ludonymous526 nah they’re still funny get over it
@@genocyber4842 Well. But there's a limit.
This takes the "Beat up the biggest baddest guy in prison on the first day" rule into a hole other level.
firetopman
"hole"
and thus the pecking order was established "quick, fast and in a hurry" by a guy who simply wanted to go to his cell and be left alone :D
ezakustam it’s a pun
I see what you did there
Guess so long as Hancock's in jail it's gonna have to be "Beat up the SECOND biggest baddest guy in prison on the first day"
That Hispanic dude praying like that😂
Goro Harumichi98 esta diablo
I would be praying too if I saw that lol 😂
The prisoners said we can take him he's nothing, Hancock said BET
This scene was the first ever to me laugh so hard to the point I had tears rolling down and my ribs were so sore! Sooo funny even today!!!
The Sanford and Son theme song was just icing on an epic scene
Sanford
@@laannw4263 thanks. Corrected.
Why the Sanford and Son theme? I don't remember Fred Sanford threatening to shove heads up someone's butt.
@@jbohnoff Think of it instead as Quincy Jones's "Streetbeater".
Quincy gave him the chance to act. Funny he put this track on there.
Literally Rorschach. "I'm not locked in here with you. YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!"
And I thought he was brutal
Thanks for that you're awesome
This scene is entitled 'poor life choices'.
I remember seeing this in the movie theater and it got EVERYBODY laughing like crazy! And in the words of Redd Fox from the Sanford & Son show... "Ya big dummy!"
Sure, gang up on the guy who can fly at supersonic speeds, casually throw cars, smash through entire buildings, stop an entire freight train with a headbutt and survive being hit with heavy weapons without even noticing.
Corristo89 It's a really stupid movie to entertain douchebags. So, were you not entertained?
@@jimlamanna9712 L
@Christian Carlo Llobrera critical thinking isnt ur forte i see
@@jimlamanna9712 so what is a movie that isnt made to entertain douche bags?
@Christian Carlo Llobrera fearing God is wise bc in essence you fear your death. And when you fear God and death, you essentially believe you will be held accountable to the actions you committed during your life. So, that person in that frame of mind endures in life to please God. God is worthy of being feared guy
I just like how even he is disgusted by the scene
""I know it won't look good, but this is way more disturbing than I pictured it..."
Yeah. He just looks like "I never wanted to ACTUALLY have to do this..."
From then on...anything that man ate fell straight through
Will after smack chris...
When you're level 100 in skyrim and get put in a level 10 jail
Bruh swearr
😂😂😂
ok that one made me laugh not bad
When the reply, "Choo Choo" is a bad choice of words.
I love how most of the inmates can't even process what they just witnessed
Chris Rock got off pretty easy compared to those two guys.
Yeah. That's right.
2:20
Hancock: *jesus christ,what have I done?*
More like, "I didn't think he could take it standing up":-)
Gave the inmates a good reason to leave you alone?
Hancock is the only person immune in the shower after he drops the soap
Probably because nobody wants to piss him off
He can cut your d*CK off with a butt clench.
Real footage of the future
Definitely the funniest scene in the movie. Those hillarious facial expressions of the inmates after the head ends up.... up there. :)
Ten years later and it's still funny🤣
This is why it's called HEADBUTT.
..... I ain’t even mad about that Pun.
English joke
What an asshat.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
The praying guy😂😂😂 2:18
chris rock
Can you imagine the amount of therapy that entire cell block is going to require after seeing that?
The dude at 2:17 always had me dead asf and at 2:20 even Hancock is disgusted at what he's done. 😂😂😂😂
KARTOON OG something tells me he's used that threat a lot but never actually done it lmao
He's probably thinking "maybe I took this one too far"
He did warn them and there ya go wish granted lol
**"Man,what have I done?"**
1000th like btw
They always got the Latinos praying in these scenes 😂😂
As a Latino,if I just saw a man sticking another man head up someone’s ass,I will be praying too that he won’t mess with me!😂
I mean Latinos are very religious so it’s no surprise there
@@manzi71 True dat
@@mj23allday247 let´s pray the padre nuestro
I’m not overly religious, but I’d have been praying......
Chris was lucky
2:16 this man prayed after he witnessed that
I find it amusing that while he likes to use that threat quite often, this was likely the first time he actually followed through with it.
Hancock's face at 2:20 is so full of disgust.
Even so then imagine the prison trying to explain the emergency to whoever has to separate them.
Doc: what hàppened
Garde: thay fucked with the Rong motherfucker
Doc: oh
He gave a verbal warning, butt they didn’t listen.
So he tought those bums a lesson.
You literally tried to steal that comment.
@@avianbuilds4420 Grammatical error: You literally *stole* that comment.
@@haveatyou1 He said "tried to steal", that's correct too.
@@ilbvlgari Exactly
This guys logic be like:
"Hey, let´s intimidate the dude who´s bassically Superman and almost has the same Omni Man vibe, what could possibly go wrong?"
Meanwhile on the same room, a man got an idea.
*UREKA! The Human Centipede!*
The big guy is going to be wearing a diaper the rest of his life.
Yep!
Doubt it all that internal bleeding will kill him
both of them die, soon after that
Hey this guy is bulletproof and made of iron, right? Yeah we can take him.
Maybe they assumed he lost his powers
Otherwise why allowed him to be put in jail, right?
“I know this is 6 months ago but idc”
@@kosofi you could be right.
@@kosofi makes sense