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  • čas přidán 16. 02. 2011
  • Kimberly Denise is still playing a game...and the world is not.
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Komentáře • 272

  • @nellie1991che
    @nellie1991che Před 6 lety +11

    This is one of the most iconic videos on CZcams.

  • @elevatedspirit8
    @elevatedspirit8 Před 9 lety +40

    "Apparently, Kim fell down, bumped her skull, and came up with her drawstring ponytail sitting askew."
    Where do you get this stuff?! You're too much

    • @elevatedspirit8
      @elevatedspirit8 Před 9 lety +15

      "Pay for? As in, "buy?" As in, coins, dollars, tokens, and doubloons??!"
      I need to learn screw face like his. Kills em

  • @alexandriabrodie3569
    @alexandriabrodie3569 Před 2 lety +2

    2022 Checking in. STILL laughing at this one😂😂

  • @Msndaloop72
    @Msndaloop72 Před 13 lety

    you make my heart happy! LOL!!! I am a STAN!!! And quit taking so long to put out new videos!!

  • @HeyRonni_
    @HeyRonni_ Před 13 lety +7

    "as in coins, dollars, tokens, and doubloons?"
    yasssss!

  • @islandpunch9465
    @islandpunch9465 Před rokem

    Rewatching in feb 22, 2023. Man fury I miss these days. This video brought back so much memories from my early 20s

  • @mskatrina3000
    @mskatrina3000 Před 13 lety

    Considering I've already had a "Lie to Me" kinda week...This video was exactly what I needed to sum it all up! LOL...You NEVER disappoint Kid Fury!!!!!!! Love the "LIE" slap and glass breaking LMAO!

  • @beautysecret4491
    @beautysecret4491 Před 7 lety +9

    I love this young man

  • @feefyefofumm
    @feefyefofumm Před 11 lety +17

    Sometimes I come and watch this video just to get my life, then move on. Never disappoints.

  • @kristinjohnson8984
    @kristinjohnson8984 Před 7 lety +24

    rewatching this in 2017... i still die laughing

  • @crystalmarie2448
    @crystalmarie2448 Před 11 lety +11

    the look on your face when you said "......purchase...."- I DIED.

  • @1da1da
    @1da1da Před 13 lety

    -Screams and shakes- this video had me LOL the whole time yessss the kid has spoken!

  • @TheTrinity848
    @TheTrinity848 Před 13 lety +1

    this is my first video I've ever seen of him and guess what... SUBSCRIBED!!

  • @avadash1996
    @avadash1996 Před 13 lety +1

    @4:10 "& the the the nerveeeee." had me weak lmaooo

  • @Purplebandit79
    @Purplebandit79 Před 13 lety

    You had me and my coworkers CRYIN...you are funny as hell.

  • @daolumachine
    @daolumachine Před 13 lety

    BOOOOY I have tears on my face! This was too much.

  • @anthill927
    @anthill927 Před 12 lety +1

    I AM over her cracking up about u talking about her cd, because before u said it would have black marker on it i said it out loud and when u said it i damn near died!!!!! omggg u are the BEST at throwing shade. lol

  • @MizzLovely123
    @MizzLovely123 Před 13 lety

    YAY THIS VID WAS SO NEEDED!!!

  • @ludaswifey101
    @ludaswifey101 Před 8 lety +27

    I so wish Kid Fury made videos every day or more often.

  • @realp09
    @realp09 Před 13 lety

    I LOVE KIDFURY FOR THIS VID!!!!!

  • @cheyennep9
    @cheyennep9 Před 12 lety

    this is my favorite of kid fury's! =)

  • @matt4079
    @matt4079 Před 12 lety +3

    "It might just be a piece of paper that's says IOU " KMSL 😭😂😭😂😭😂

  • @earthshaker1217
    @earthshaker1217 Před 12 lety

    I love the LIE sound effects!!

  • @mekax89
    @mekax89 Před 6 lety +4

    Still my favorite Kid Fury video!

  • @momzbabz7
    @momzbabz7 Před 13 lety

    You read her from cover to cover! Loves it!

  • @amyelevens
    @amyelevens Před 12 lety

    omg this video will never fail to slay me

  • @pufficoils
    @pufficoils Před 13 lety +3

    "Sailor Moon is not fighting evil by moonlight anymore." Random: That was my show coming up as a kid.

  • @thankmelautner
    @thankmelautner Před 12 lety +1

    SAILOR MOON REFERENCE THOUGH. KID I LOVE YOU.

  • @Itsfunneh_46364
    @Itsfunneh_46364 Před 13 lety

    You are the funniest person ever. You should do stand up. No really. I'm LMAO and I love Lil Kim.

  • @RSDjam17
    @RSDjam17 Před 13 lety

    lmao. oh kid fury. i love u so much. a lil paper that says IOU lmbao. the last part killed me about the cookies. lol good one kid fury

  • @britterrrrs
    @britterrrrs Před 12 lety +2

    purch..purchase? as in PAY FOR? as in BUY? as in coins, dollars, tokens, and DUBLOONS?

  • @totalzen00
    @totalzen00 Před 13 lety

    the cookies......LMAO!! You just sh*tted on Kimberly Denise!

  • @VaunTV
    @VaunTV Před 13 lety +2

    "The 50 year old woman in publix w/ apple bottoms jeans & the Dereon blouse..please stop it"

  • @Mr.Coffee89
    @Mr.Coffee89 Před 13 lety +4

    "In a world of pure imagination"

  • @TGRAM7
    @TGRAM7 Před 12 lety +3

    "snatch it out by the root.."....I can't right now...you're killing me!

  • @mishylove
    @mishylove Před 13 lety

    Kid have you seen her guest spot in a video called the Ten Date Commandments by Amber? All the belly dancing that it looks like Lil Kim is doing in the video is the last bit of her sanity exiting her body.

  • @kayb9467
    @kayb9467 Před 10 lety +16

    "Filmed behind walgreens or cvs"

  • @TheTrinity848
    @TheTrinity848 Před 13 lety +1

    I wish sailor moon was still fighting evil by moonlight... *sigh* I miss my childhood.

  • @KimberlyLatrice
    @KimberlyLatrice Před 12 lety +8

    "LIEEEESSSSS! LIES! BLATANT LIES!" lmfaoooo

  • @Coco_Love
    @Coco_Love Před 7 lety +6

    I just love him...I have to go see the read live

  • @sherrodfaulks
    @sherrodfaulks Před 13 lety +1

    As it was told to me by an MTV exec, you can commercially use samples without royalties as long as it's under 30 seconds. But of course...I couldn't comment on Ms. Jones' tracks...because...I don't...have...the...C...D.

  • @earthshaker1217
    @earthshaker1217 Před 12 lety +4

    Sailor Moon was my show back in the day!!

  • @ladysoal1isLit
    @ladysoal1isLit Před 13 lety

    thank god your back!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @BecauseImPetty
    @BecauseImPetty Před 12 lety +4

    "Have 3 bags of pepperidge cookies. These are some good ass cookies." LMAO I swear I love this man

  • @TheRealMatthewMw
    @TheRealMatthewMw Před 12 lety +4

    Sailor Moon will ALWAYS fight evil by moonlight.

  • @MaybeKayMaybeNot
    @MaybeKayMaybeNot Před 13 lety

    i love the golden girls , those cookies && you fury ! :D

  • @seemylife
    @seemylife Před 13 lety

    IMMA FAN!!!...I HAVE NOT LAUGHED SO HARD IN A LONG TIME

  • @luvadamusic
    @luvadamusic Před 13 lety

    I was JUST thinking to myself: how could KID FURY not have a video out about lil simp and her Black Friday mixtape, and of course you did not dissapoint, i love! lol

  • @infringedblue
    @infringedblue Před 13 lety +1

    "snatch that shit right at the root" LMAO... so many quotes to steal and use in my every day life *sigh*

  • @abigailj2485
    @abigailj2485 Před 3 lety

    Lmao 2020 we in here and this is still a gem.

  • @stefiebea
    @stefiebea Před 13 lety

    LMFAO you know i just had to be eating while watching this and almost choked to death on a french fry??!! you are official too much, DANGEROUS for my health...lol

  • @PrincessLovesBboys
    @PrincessLovesBboys Před 13 lety

    Preach Brother FurY, PREACH!!!
    LMAO @ "Have some Metamucil, Gummy Vitamins and watch the Golden girls!" You are too funny! Please keep the videos coming ;)

  • @Tebigong101
    @Tebigong101 Před 3 lety

    10 years and a day!

  • @aaaaddddaaa
    @aaaaddddaaa Před 13 lety

    Kid Fury your friggin blowing up : D

  • @pnutbaby5
    @pnutbaby5 Před 12 lety +1

    how do you keep a straight face through all of this , because im dying

  • @fuckhowufeel504
    @fuckhowufeel504 Před 11 lety

    the long pause he did >>> lmfaoooo

  • @rubyvsmoochie
    @rubyvsmoochie Před 13 lety

    lmao first time viewer had to subscribed funny and true good job

  • @Pinkgreen190
    @Pinkgreen190 Před 12 lety

    That LIE part made me scream laughing!

  • @prettykitty3570
    @prettykitty3570 Před 4 lety

    Watching in 2020 for a little nostalgia. Kid Fury was the only CZcamsr I watched for almost a year until I ran across Tommy Sotomayor. I love me some Fury.

  • @TravMenace
    @TravMenace Před rokem

    going back down the Fury rabbit hole... good GOD this video is still hilarious, arguably more so since Kim's "9" incident 😶‍🌫️

  • @TheFuryTV
    @TheFuryTV  Před 13 lety

    @PEACHOUTTAREACH LMAOOOO!!!

  • @lalittl
    @lalittl Před 13 lety +1

    amen to the 50yr olds sporting inappropriate clothing, im 21 and i still wouldn't wear anything made by beyonce OR nelly, when will it stop...

  • @lyssa71421
    @lyssa71421 Před 4 lety

    "Draw ponytail sitting askew" 😂😂

  • @Nataschaaaaa
    @Nataschaaaaa Před 13 lety

    Lmao !! I can honestly say that I am crying from laughing at this video!! Love u kid fury

  • @jazfiad
    @jazfiad Před 12 lety +1

    apple bottom jeans and derion shirt....fuckery for ya ass...lol...love this dude lol

  • @zintled5542
    @zintled5542 Před 11 lety +1

    Your singing at 02:59 gives me so much life!!

  • @CaramelCarter2010
    @CaramelCarter2010 Před 13 lety

    Fury i missed you!

  • @TravMenace
    @TravMenace Před 11 lety +6

    "A piece of paper with IOU on it"... girl, bye. I can't do this.

  • @kenyafosho
    @kenyafosho Před 12 lety

    Sailor moon will always fight evil by moonlight XD lol, I love you dude

  • @JessyIzSpoiled
    @JessyIzSpoiled Před 13 lety

    i died " IN THE WOORRLLLDDD OF PURE IMAGINATION"

  • @devilshomie
    @devilshomie Před 8 lety +11

    I'd love to see Kid Fury do a video on Lil Kim now because home girl has lost her mind

  • @TheMaishaHarris
    @TheMaishaHarris Před 13 lety

    You are one of my favorite CZcamsrs! Your spin on this celebrity mess is priceless. Keep up the good work.

  • @SuperAshanti88
    @SuperAshanti88 Před 12 lety

    i agree black friday went hard

  • @myhairtoothick
    @myhairtoothick Před 13 lety

    you give me life!

  • @KMcCoy1976
    @KMcCoy1976 Před 12 lety +1

    Not Twitter for MS-DOS......baaaaaaaaby......HELARRYUS

  • @Rxmexalxne
    @Rxmexalxne Před 12 lety +1

    BLACK FAIRYTALES!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M DYING!

  • @hight0wertv
    @hight0wertv Před 13 lety

    im done @ you singing "in a world of pure imaginationnnnnnnnn"

  • @anthill927
    @anthill927 Před 12 lety

    ive watched this about 8 times and always die when u get to the part about how the cd is gonna come in the mail in a office depot package with black permanent marker.lmao

  • @mzbssy85
    @mzbssy85 Před 13 lety

    IM DONE! You have made my freaking day!! Kim do not have TRUE FRIENDS because if she did they would have step in and advised her not to make a fool of herself! That video was a hot funky mess with her $1.46 wigs! Over her n her bullshit ass rapping she couldnt even stay on beat! Nicki is like CHILE PLEASE are you serious? O_O SMFH

  • @IamrocroyalWIFE
    @IamrocroyalWIFE Před 12 lety +1

    THESE ARE SOME GOOD ASS COOKIES-LOL

  • @MultiNeicey
    @MultiNeicey Před 12 lety +1

    LMAOO and not even that, nobody even uses Paypal for real to sell any music so who did she think she was competing with anyway...Don't worry, I'll wait!. She is too thirsty for some shine!

  • @V4Vonnie
    @V4Vonnie Před 13 lety +1

    you mean "purchase" as in pay for as in "buy" as in "coins, dollars, tokens and DaBlumes." iDied Thank you for this laugh

  • @LuluLovesYouMore
    @LuluLovesYouMore Před 13 lety +1

    Kid Fury: after Nicki, you da bestest!
    This was funny as hell. Kim is an embarassment.

  • @kenyafosho
    @kenyafosho Před 12 lety +2

    "Lil Kim ain't got no friends" Lolololol

  • @LeahC3
    @LeahC3 Před 13 lety +2

    "I know you're "living in a world of imagination!" LMAO

  • @superstar6740
    @superstar6740 Před 12 lety

    I love you.

  • @CoolWorldKy
    @CoolWorldKy Před 12 lety +1

    "Jesus is probably so....confused" haaaaaa im done.

  • @liveesunflower
    @liveesunflower Před 13 lety

    Time of death 12:55 pm
    Cause of Death: Laughing uncontrollably at Kid Fury

  • @lady30524
    @lady30524 Před 12 lety +1

    those are some good ass cookies thought lmao

  • @foreverbp1
    @foreverbp1 Před 12 lety

    HE WENT IN

  • @6wasuri2
    @6wasuri2 Před 13 lety

    aint them cookies delish?, luvs em!

  • @MichelleJ79
    @MichelleJ79 Před 13 lety

    I've loved Lil Kim since her Junior M.A.F.I.A. days....it's been tough watching her play herself like this. What's even more pathetic is that Nicki isn't even responding so now it's just a one sided beef. I can't even defend this shit.....someone call me when La Bella Mafia Kim resurfaces.

  • @fuckhowufeel504
    @fuckhowufeel504 Před 11 lety +3

    "behind a walgreens or cvs pharmacy" lmfaooooooo

  • @tvkuykendall1
    @tvkuykendall1 Před 12 lety

    "LIES!!!" CAN'T STOP LAFFIN! BOY BYE!

  • @CrazyCrystalChronicles
    @CrazyCrystalChronicles Před 11 lety +2

    doubloons...lol! it is not 1996, anymore @_@! BOL...I am about to catch an asthma attack!

  • @LoyaltyLoveRespect
    @LoyaltyLoveRespect Před 13 lety

    Lol.You went in on Kim.

  • @BlizzyBry
    @BlizzyBry Před 13 lety

    This is too funny! I had to pause the video a few times to get my laughs out.
    I know one thing though, I hope Kodak Boi (Lil Kim Warrior) DID NOT buy that mixtape.

  • @LeahC3
    @LeahC3 Před 13 lety

    J. Cole - Friday Night Lights was/is amazing!!!

  • @TechN9ne77
    @TechN9ne77 Před 13 lety

    Greatest video ever. Where is this Black Friday mixtape? NO ONE has it yet. And it's March the 2nd now. No info yet. Get real, Kim. Not one of these "113,000 people" that "bought" your CD has gotten it yet. Funniest thing I heard was a Kim interview where the DJ asked if she had any collabos on it & she said I'm not putting that out there yet, you just have to wait/see/get the mixtape. Has this jealous heifer even recorded a mixtape?

  • @mekax89
    @mekax89 Před 11 lety +1

    favorite kidfury video of all time!!!!