Truth about jurassic world. First of all I had the same experience as you. These three people were in my ear for the first 30 minutes of movie. My ear began to burn and my mind went blank. I turned to them and I said "um hi. Why are you talking? You're not at home." Silence.... As for the plot hole. I peeped that when I saw that black lady in the front row and that dinosaur splashed her. She was just happy and smiling. I was like what 50 year old black lady wouldn't be pissed about her relaxer at this point?
i despise going to the movie theater. but my husband begged me to go see jurrasic world, there were people sitting in the row behind us a few seats away to the left that had an infant and a toddler with them... and on the other side in the same row, a woman on her cell phone with her kids having a good 15 min conversation. i was over it.
Did you tell theatre management? Because if people were being rude then you should have because nobody pays for a ticket to hear everything going on but the movie.
Vikky S That's why I go to the first showing on the weekend. Can't stand inconsiderate people who think they're sitting in their living rooms and act a damn fool. You paid to see this movie so get off your phone, pay attention and shut the f&ck up!
"....at like Anna and Elsa's house." LMAOOOOOO "Pizza wrapped in bacon, hotdogs wrapped in chicken...........okra. It's madness." Bitch lmaoooooo So done w. you!
So, I am new to The Read, but I have been following you on here for years and did not know. The joy I am feeling to stumble upon this today, pure elation.
I was nodding my head like I was in church getting a good sermon the whole video, u better preach! Let's not forget the ones who don't lift their seat up when landing!
Someone finally said it!!! Ive been saying forever that it is rude for people to appropriate the rasta colors for trivial reasons...they represent soo much more!!!! lawdy
Oh hell yes with the food and stomach!! LOL - This is why I go to the early showing of any movie because I MUST be the only one who DOES want to see a movie at 7:45AM WITH a big ass bag of SUPER buttered popcorn and a ginormous cup of Cherry Coke!! At least I have empty seats around me and I can stretch my shit out (because of the seats that recline)!
OMG! Thank you for that plane thing. We're only up here for about 2 hours and you can't follow directions?! They have pictures, people to tell you directions, and a video. Please choose one and listen!
So....I feel you on the movie thing... I only go see a new move AFTER its been out for 3 weeks. I attempted to go one good time when it first came out and NEVER AGAIN!!!
Yea Yeah just avoid all of that and sit at home and watch it for free maybe a week after it comes out. You can pause if you need to use the restroom, it's silent, and you don't have to buy that expensive ass food.
Asher Casper Girl Jesus saved about half a dozen lives last time I went to a theater. I was about 2 sighs aways from jail. Ppl REALLY dont know! The chair thing is the WORST. I'm like how hard is it for ppl to just SIT. STILL. I dont get it! Why are you moving every 8 seconds??! I mean DAMN! UGH!!!
April Kenoly & this is the sole reason why I do matinees lol. My friends can make fun all they want but rarely have I been in a packed theater at 10-11 am and I'm in NYC.
lol i hate that too about being hungry yet unable to eat. some docs say you can feel hungry but your body is really thirsty (thirst is often confused with hunger).
Watching this with my mom & then having to explain "Vice verse bottom" means -_- Thank you for thee most uncomfortable conversation I've had in my life. LMAO!!! Kid Fury pahahahaaa!!!
Plot holes 😂😂😂 I don't go to the movie theatre when the movie first comes out, you have to go like the week after, on a weekday. It's calmer and more empty.
YOOO!!! My stomach be playing me HARD like that too! I could be walking into a restaurant so hungry I could eat the entire hostess stand. Then the entire time til the food come going in on how much Ima throw down on the food. Then 3 or 4 bites in my stomach wanna act full. Sighhh!!! SMH!!!!!!
I'm saying after the first attempt of making a theme park went terribly wrong and after what happened on the back up dino island some very smart humans decided to try again, that's beyond dumb but I'm still gonna see the movie lol
"Your breath smell like the nerve of Rachel Dolezal" bwahahaha 😂😂😂👀
Omg! Lol. That is beyond tart! That smells like open sewage during a heatwave. Lol
😭😭 that killed me!
Girl I died at that point 😂😂😂😂
I hollered !!! Lol
Cried.
vice....vers....bottom....I'm dead 😂
yupitslace I didn't even catch that until now lmaooo
+yupitslace Died..just died...LOL
I couldn't even get through the opening intro/logo thing without having to pause and take a deep breath. Tempestt Bledsoe............. I'm crying
"Who is this white bitch, and why is she dressed like Tempest Bledsoe?" I cracked up. :'D
"You always have some dumbass...usually without melanin..." LMAO
Cryyyyyyyyying over: "Your breath smell like the nerve of Rachel Dolezal." Good. Fucking. Bye.
Thank you for not talking about that woman. Because I'm over her. Friends tell friends when they're musty and/or when their breath is stank.
I feel like he didn't talk about it because he's going to on his podcast tomorrow
imani beal he didn't talk about it on the podcast. Crissle did.
Wait....Badussy Biscuits?! 💀💀💀💀
I ain't hear that word since Bernie Mac in How to Be A Player lmfao
Truth about jurassic world.
First of all I had the same experience as you. These three people were in my ear for the first 30 minutes of movie. My ear began to burn and my mind went blank. I turned to them and I said "um hi. Why are you talking? You're not at home." Silence....
As for the plot hole. I peeped that when I saw that black lady in the front row and that dinosaur splashed her. She was just happy and smiling. I was like what 50 year old black lady wouldn't be pissed about her relaxer at this point?
My college best friend and I had a code word.
Placenta.
If his or my breath was kickin', someone said placenta and we handled it.
I love this!!!
i despise going to the movie theater. but my husband begged me to go see jurrasic world, there were people sitting in the row behind us a few seats away to the left that had an infant and a toddler with them... and on the other side in the same row, a woman on her cell phone with her kids having a good 15 min conversation. i was over it.
Did you tell theatre management? Because if people were being rude then you should have because nobody pays for a ticket to hear everything going on but the movie.
Vikky S That's why I go to the first showing on the weekend. Can't stand inconsiderate people who think they're sitting in their living rooms and act a damn fool. You paid to see this movie so get off your phone, pay attention and shut the f&ck up!
"without melanin" /dead
The Movie theatre decorum these days is real. Just horrible! That is exactly why I go to movies in the morning on the weekday. I want silence.
Derrick Frenney I must be lucky 'cause I don't have that many issues even when I see popular movies.
I do live in NYC like Kid Fury. More people, i guess.
Yeah. I live in Houston.
"....at like Anna and Elsa's house." LMAOOOOOO
"Pizza wrapped in bacon, hotdogs wrapped in chicken...........okra. It's madness." Bitch lmaoooooo
So done w. you!
So, I am new to The Read, but I have been following you on here for years and did not know. The joy I am feeling to stumble upon this today, pure elation.
You are so on point about people without melanin standing up on the airplane. I thought I was the only one annoyed by this.
LOL!!! I . Love. It!
You said "...big bug eyed ugly ass frog that looks like Sherri Shepard... " DEAD!
I was nodding my head like I was in church getting a good sermon the whole video, u better preach! Let's not forget the ones who don't lift their seat up when landing!
"skinny jeans hangin off the ass" lmaoo
I love you! Nothing but truth and comedy
Kid Fury, I can't with you right now!!!! Ugh, I flat lined throughout the whole video!!! HAHAHAA!!!! XD
6 years later I'm still screaming at "bug eyed frog" lmaooooo
My stomach hurts from all the hilarious realness. I've laughed way to much but I cant stop binging you videos smh
Oh YES! I love these Furious Thoughts!
"who is this white bitch and why is she dressed like tempest bledsoe". really?! had me before the video started.
Someone finally said it!!! Ive been saying forever that it is rude for people to appropriate the rasta colors for trivial reasons...they represent soo much more!!!!
lawdy
"A mentos, a church mint." I AM DEAD
"There's not enough to robatussin in these 8,000 Duane reades???!" 😂😂😂😂
Oh hell yes with the food and stomach!! LOL - This is why I go to the early showing of any movie because I MUST be the only one who DOES want to see a movie at 7:45AM WITH a big ass bag of SUPER buttered popcorn and a ginormous cup of Cherry Coke!! At least I have empty seats around me and I can stretch my shit out (because of the seats that recline)!
I'm re-watching all of these
OMG! Thank you for that plane thing. We're only up here for about 2 hours and you can't follow directions?! They have pictures, people to tell you directions, and a video. Please choose one and listen!
Exactly why I no longer go to the movie theater. We still have a couple of drive ins so I only see movies in the summer.
So....I feel you on the movie thing... I only go see a new move AFTER its been out for 3 weeks. I attempted to go one good time when it first came out and NEVER AGAIN!!!
Just wait for it to come out online.
It's a mess!! All those people all the drama it's so annoying!!
Yea Yeah just avoid all of that and sit at home and watch it for free maybe a week after it comes out.
You can pause if you need to use the restroom, it's silent, and you don't have to buy that expensive ass food.
Asher Casper Girl Jesus saved about half a dozen lives last time I went to a theater. I was about 2 sighs aways from jail. Ppl REALLY dont know! The chair thing is the WORST. I'm like how hard is it for ppl to just SIT. STILL. I dont get it! Why are you moving every 8 seconds??! I mean DAMN! UGH!!!
April Kenoly & this is the sole reason why I do matinees lol. My friends can make fun all they want but rarely have I been in a packed theater at 10-11 am and I'm in NYC.
"Yo breath smell like ass tacos" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO why did I have to be drinking juice while you said that!?
😂😂😂💀
"Your breath smell like ass taco...?" I am done. I can't....LMAO
I go to see a movie any day between Monday and Thursday about 2-3 weeks after it's released. There is no greater peace.
He slays my soul....every....time! Too many great points in this video to name. Long live The Fury!
lol i hate that too about being hungry yet unable to eat. some docs say you can feel hungry but your body is really thirsty (thirst is often confused with hunger).
Lmfao I hollered when you said hotdogs wrapped in chicken 😂😂
Stegasourisai.... on the floor!😂
Omg thank you !!! There's always that one person at the movies that tries to tell some dry ass joke.. like please spare me 😒
even the description box is comedy. i love it!
"Niggas aint going to no island to go ride on triceratopsisis, stickasaurisy and all of that got damn bull shit. We're not doing that!" DEAD LMAO
Watching this with my mom & then having to explain "Vice verse bottom" means -_- Thank you for thee most uncomfortable conversation I've had in my life. LMAO!!! Kid Fury pahahahaaa!!!
I've always loved the abrupt endings.
Boodussy Biscuits. I'm out!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"..your breath smell like... the nerve of Rachel Dolezal"
I heart KidFury.
Your videos make my day
Gotta go to the morning in the morning. It's cheaper and no one is there. I'm constantly in the theater alone for 6$
I wish you made more furious thoughts my life is fucked up right now an these be giving me life lol
"...okra, its madness."
Ahhhh FFS loool My man said stegasaurai!! hehe
Kid Fury the fact that he ended the video like that is why I subscribed. .. lol funny
Rachet randomness..I love it!
"Your breathe smells like the nerve of Rachel Dolezal!" HAHAHAAHAHAA
"The nerve of Rachel Dolezal" 😂😂😂😂
Lmao...another funny video.... Thanks for staying off my morning!!!
I'm toooooo fed up, please make more furious thoughts videos. I need more in my life.
The last 30 seconds just had me dying
Two words...Say ahh!!! Lolllllllllllllll
Plot holes 😂😂😂 I don't go to the movie theatre when the movie first comes out, you have to go like the week after, on a weekday. It's calmer and more empty.
Why are people on their cellphones in a MOVIETHEATHER WTF.
YES to all that movie commentary! LOL!!!
He said she is dressed like Tempest Bledsoe.....😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂
YOOO!!! My stomach be playing me HARD like that too! I could be walking into a restaurant so hungry I could eat the entire hostess stand. Then the entire time til the food come going in on how much Ima throw down on the food. Then 3 or 4 bites in my stomach wanna act full. Sighhh!!! SMH!!!!!!
Lord knows I love you for the aircraft rant. :-*
damn right. not going anywhere near a dinosaur
Aircrafts and plot holes, yasss Fury!
I died at badussy biscuit
so good I had to watch it twice! I needed that laugh
The end of this video...... Can't breathe
😂😂😂😂 "YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE THE NERVE OF RACHEL DOLEZAL!" WHAT!? HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT, LMMFAO!!? BRUH!
One of your best furious thoughts ever! LOL
Yup! I'm always at the 11:00 matinee, and I love that time!
That's why I stay away from Magic Johnson theater
😂😂😂😂😂 I died when you daid dungarees
Triceratopseses and stegosaurusi
That end had me rolling.
LOL At Ana and Elsa's house!!! They need to #LetItGo!! lol
OMG a face to the rants, OMG I am living lmao
I'm saying after the first attempt of making a theme park went terribly wrong and after what happened on the back up dino island some very smart humans decided to try again, that's beyond dumb but I'm still gonna see the movie lol
I thought I was the only one that had bad movie experience. I always get someone sitting behind me kicking my seat. I always leave there mad.
I've found you and I love you already! 😂❤️😍
Watching this in 2018 😋
😂😂😂 lool oh my god kid fury I love you so much! Hahaha!!!! Please post more soon! Xxx
Kid Fury is the Bees Knees!
Love this..,hilarious!!!
Lol... He said rasta lipgloss 😂😂😂😩😩😩
vice, verse....bottom" LMAO!
"Who is this bitch and why is she dressed like Tempesst Bledsoe." *Dead*
thank you. just thank you.
Wait hold up... Is kid fury Jamaican👀
Two words " SAY AHH". lmao
Badussy biscuits!???!!!? I'm not going to be able to go on!!! I haven't made even halfway through the video!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO "the nerve of Rachel Dolezal"
Love love love
Love!!!
Love you, oh so furious one!! :)
I had to watch Jurassic World with commentators sitting behind me like I paid for a fucking director's cut.
"vice, verse-bottom" 😂😂😂😂😂