Kevin Hart - I'm A Grown Little Man - his fear of animals
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- čas přidán 10. 05. 2009
- COPYRIGHT Image Entertainment. "I'm a grown little man" DVD special.
very funny stuff! you've probably seen him in 40 Year Old Virgin, Soul Plane, Epic Movie and all that sorts and you should really check his stand up if you haven't already!
www.imdb.com/name/nm0366389/ - Komedie
“Why...why would you throw a pen at it...if we don’t know what it is?” 😂😭
ChimChim ARMY
OMG I JUST SAID THE SAME THING!🤣🤣🤣
It’s nice to know armys think alike😂
😂👍🏻
Armys are EVERYWHERE I'm not bullshitting!!!!😂
“I didn’t even realise that I was walking and talking shit at the same time”😂😂😂😂😂😂
Guess daddy's mine.
Damnnn Craig lol
lmao awesome
The ostrich bit never gets old... I must have watched it a 1000 times by now 😂😂😂
Watch him being afraid with Steve Irwin kid
Quite correct
HIS BODY WAS STILL FACING THIS WAY! 🏃♂️ BUT HIS HEAD WAS STILL LIKE THIS! 😐
He had an with the Roadrunner
Bruh I'm weak 😭
His body facing the front but his head lookin at us lmfao
He wasn't worried about a wall or running into another ostrich 😂🤣
Elegant Pharoah 😅😂😂🤣🤣
hahaha man niiice
"my dolphin went straight to the bottom of the rank" lol 😂😂
Lol
"I never lied that fast in my life" 😂😂
*tank
Tank lol
Stand up it’s like 3 feet😂😂
WE 👏🏿DON'T 👏🏿EVEN 👏🏿KNOW 👏🏿WHAT 👏🏿IT 👏🏿 IS
Tomas Balderas 🤣🤣
You got 1.1k likes with 1 comment, now you got 2
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And now you got 4
i cant wait till he finds out about cassowary's
Every time the camera zooms in on Kevin's face whenever he says "but his head was looking at us" was just perfect.
PERFECT EDITING! XD
Hahahaahha ikr
hahaha man this comment rules
"His body was facing this way... but his head was still like this!"
LMAO!
LMFAO!!!
haha! very nice
😂😂😂😂😂
Fear of animals.
What was he again in Jumanji?
Mathew Godfrey LOOOL
Mathew Godfrey a zoologist 😂
Yes I know this was a question just for people who didn’t know
He was a zoologist plus, Jumanji 2 XD
dude are you serious
Yh
the dolphin and the ostrich parts are hilarious!!
that1guy813 lol
yes tf it is I miss this shit im crying my ass off
How did he not know what an ostrich was...? Lol
Literally the only two parts to the video
wk cave no, there’s the part about the gnats, dum dum
everyone's quoting him and I'm over here wondering why there was an ostrich in Nebraska
Or the fact ostriches can't run 60 mph I think Kevin Hart embellishes what actually happens
Fenrys my grandma has ostrich farm there
Fenrys It was most likely a Emu
emus run 30 mph maybe a little faster, on ostrich can only run like 45
Me half way thru joke
Where the hell are you in Nebraska I been all over and the only weird animal I seen was an alpaca
lol "why dont u just apoligize, cuz I didnt throw it"...." i let loose dat time"
lmfao im dying right now
*"His body was facing this way... But his head, his head was like this"*
"we don't even know what it is" lol😂😂😂
Its a big a** man pigeon
Man pigeon😭😂
"What's that?"
"I don't know. It looks like a big ass man-pingeon."
😂😂😂 Why does that crack me up sooo much😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg that's my new favorite line lol
😅😅😅
Shut up.
lmao. Why would you throw a pen at it?! When we don't even know what it is!!
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crownathena iiiiii
this comment was posted 11 years ago that's crazyyy how's life going @crownathena
“Why would you throw the pen? I-If you don’t even know what it is?” BRUH IM DEAD!😂😭
"I don't know it's like a big ass man pigeon" XD
When he started talking about the ostrich I lost it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That ostrich part was THE best😂😂
it was like a big ass man pidgeon!
Fuck i wish i had friends that were this funny
XxnkklllllxX I think they think the same way as you do
XxnkklllllxX poor u
My friends are really funny but not as funny as Kevin
hehehe best comment ever
i agree
It's funnier knowing how scared he really is of animals. He doesn't even tell jokes exactly he just tells his life stories really well😂
Lmao “Calm down its 3ft just stand up!!”😂😂😂😂 Lmao he was walking and didn’t even go underwater
The thing is, Kevin is like, the height of a middle schooler, so three feet is kinda deep for him
2018: Still hilarious! Idk why but the part when he said the dolphin cut a deal with a shark to bring him some dark meat was clever and hilarious. Same with the ostrich being so mad he didn't care about running into a wall or another ostrich.🤣 Those lines are the art behind comedy...its not the punch line but equally important to the whole bit.
Ik I felt like that line wasn’t appreciated enough
ahhhh hahahaha. NOBODY SAW THE BLACK FUCKING SWIRL MISSING?!?!
Brandi Maness calm down man it's 3 feet just stand up 😂😂😂 lol
Damn you really made this comment a whole decade ago
Legends says the pigeon still looking for Kevin and his friend
"WEDON'TKNOWWHATTHEFUCKITIS!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He gets chased by ostriches in Jumanji 2😂😂
Kevin’s stand ups are absolutely awesome!!!👏👏👏
ostriches are fast they can be scary sometimes
*Laughs in cassowary*
Jumunji the next level be like: hehe 😉
43 mph isn’t that bad
@@matthew_natividad that’s pretty bad Bruhh smh
@@russelljohnson437 on foot yeah but not by car
“Why don’t you just apologize?” 😂💀💀
I'm laughing this hard it feels like i'm building muscle. I can genuinly see the ostrich run next to him and its one of the funniest visuals i've imagined!
This is my kind of humor. Dude's awesome 🤣
😅😭😭
Why don't you just apologize 😂😂😂😂
Kevin: *Doesnt like animals*
*In jumanji* Kevin: *A zooalogist*
GG zoology bitch
That just gave me a stroke.
It’s a moooooovie
Why is he on plural when he's only one? It's Zoologist not zooalogists.
@@deontejohnson51782 no shiiiiiiiit
I was laughing so hard, it hurt! I couldn’t catch my breath! I lost it after “you didn’t see number 8 dolphin disappear?” had to stop to breathe! Love him
Pregnant gnat
Lmmmmaaaaooo
"Why would you throw a pin at it.... If... If we don't know what it is?" 😂 😂😂😭😭😂😂
“Man-pigeon” - never heard an ostrich described that way before!!!
The irony that he said that he doesn't like Ostriches, and flashforward to Jumanji Next Level. 😂😂
Who's Still watching this in 2018
bossgee Malik me
Me. Lol
Hey
Meh
Me x33
1:35 dolphins
4:08 ostriches
"Its 3 feet, stand up"
The part with the ostrich is just tooo funny 🤣😂😂
Facts 😂😂
Who is hear after watching jumanji 2.🤣🤣🤣🤣he was crying out of fear😂😂😂🤣
*pen hits ostrich chest*
ostrich: and i took that personally.
I love how he was crying so freaking funny
It's 2019 and I'm STILL 😂😂😂😂😂!!!!
“ Why Don’t You Just Apologize “😂😂😂
"It was a pregnant nat"
I've been reading about the ostrich so much this was so funny! Lmao
Kev is the MAN!!!!!
Who still watching in 2019?
"Come on stop bein a bitch. lets just do it " lol I LOVE THAT STORY!!!
2020 still watching!!! 😂🤣😂🤣
His body was facing this way but his head was still like this LMAO
I'm scared of ostriches. Me having seen Jumanji 2
don't
watch this
while.dribking water
it willnt end well
That ostrich joke never gets old...
2019 and still watching..
“I know a pregnant gnat when I see one!” LOL
This dude is one of the funniest people alive!
"Man pidgeon" gave me the belly laughs!🤣🤣🤣
1:39, right after he says he is afraid of dolphins, someone imitates a dolphin sound LMAO
you couldnt even see his legs lmfao
There’s a dolphin in the audience 😂
i was watching this vid it's so funny but it's even funnier when you tell ur parents ur doing work and instead ur watching this so i'm just silently dying
Bro the ostrich got me so baddd
Who's watching in 2019???!!!!!
*I MEAN WHY.. WHY DID YOU THROW A PEN AT IT 😭😭😭 i..if we dont even now what it is!!!??*
Calm down, it's 3ft just stand up !
BRUHH 😂😂😂😂
Haha thats like my favorite part, when he starts gettin ''emotional'' XD
The bird part gots me good x'DDD
I never laughed so hard in my life😂😭😭😂
"...he cut a deal with a shark,bring me a black piece of meat,somethin bad 'bout to happen"
😂😂😂😂
one of the most solid comics in the game. Guys material keeps getting better He is funny as hell.
OH MY LORD THIS IS SO HILARIOUS! STILL IN 2021😂🤣🤣🤣
That ostritch be like "You throw a pen at me? Imma give you nightmares for YEARS!"
"When i catch yall imma fuck both of yall up" LOL that nigga funny as hell!!!
I’m 6’5 270, and I had an ostrich come at me, and I thought I was tuff… I was wrong🤣🤣🤣
“Why would ya throw a pen at it if we don’t even know what it is”😂🤣
to all: its 'gnats'
:P
gipson123 thx i was wondering what that was
It's hard to understand if you're not a native speaker
The whole time k was just like: Net? Ant? Mat? Nat? Pat?
Someone please tell ‘em what it is- 💀
One of my favorite comedians. So damned funny. XD
I love Kevin hart
hahaha " When i Catch Y'all ima Fuck Both Y'all Up" :D
I know this sounds cheesy but when I'm depressed or sad like I am today I watch Kevin Hart and I just want to say to him you a funny ass b**** and thank you for all making us laugh and smile
Title of video: His Fear of animals
Jumanji:Let’s make this guy a zoologist
😂😂
I wonder if the ostrich story had any influence on the desert chase from Jumanji: The Next Level 😂
Top speed of an ostrich is likee 70km/h which is ike 43mph lmao!
100yrsdeath But top speed of an Ostrich who's just been hit with a pen is close to a 100. He had power to spare for that ass kickin'.
@@PhillyD998 👌
Kevin was hilarious even a decade ago. His humor has no time limit, -it's like he's back from the future or some weird thing. I'm freaking laughing so hard I can hardly breathe and my eyes are watering. Either I'm dying right f'n now, or he's just that funny.
Doris Edwards It’s probably hay-fever
"His body was still facing this way 👋, and his head was facing this way"
“We don’t even know what it is! WE DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT IS!!”😂😂
“It’s obvious I got a racist dolphin “ 😂😂
I'm with Kevin about the nats 🤣🤣
That man pigeon story was the funnies i have ever heard 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can't look at gnats the same way anymore, oh jesus
The dolphin one took me out lmao I couldn't even breathe
“Big ass man pigeon” 🤣
Note to self don't eat when I'm watching Kevin hart
Damn!......that was funny asf!!!
I love this video so funny and silly