PACIFIST ASSASSINS CREED?!? Can You Beat AC Odyssey Without Killing Challenge? (PERFECTLY BALANCED)

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  • Assassins creed is a legendary game series that tasks the player with hunting down and assassinating various evil forces hell bent on ruining humanity! Naturally in order to stop the bad guys you have to flamboyantly eliminate them! Today however we are playing Assassin's Creed Odyssey which is an action role-playing video game developed by Ubisoft. It is the 11th game in the AC series and in my opinion it is the best entry into the series. Odyssey really hammed up the RPG and exploration side of things and hey it paid off! But today we are ignoring the standard path setout by ubisoft and we are instead trying to see if can beat this game that is deadset on killing people by NOT killing people! Thats right we will instead be using Ikaros the bird to defeat every single enemy instead of doing it ourselves! Making it technically possible to beat the AC odyssey without killing challenge!!!
    What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
    So sit back relax and enjoy this Can You Beat Assassin's Creed challenge!
    Thanks to the reddit for suggesting this silly playstyle!!!!
    Magestic Merch: freshmerch.fm/...
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    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Discord: / discord
    Title: PACIFIST ASSASSINS CREED?!? Can You Beat AC Odyssey Without Killing Challenge? (PERFECTLY BALANCED)
    #Pacifist #Challenge #Funny

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  • @RTGame
    @RTGame Před 3 lety +3620

    Murder bird is my favourite assassin's creed character

    • @danielknight8351
      @danielknight8351 Před 3 lety +125

      This was not the conversation I expected to read today

    • @phoenixgods1
      @phoenixgods1 Před 3 lety +49

      i like the part where they dream of murder bird

    • @spookype3325
      @spookype3325 Před 3 lety +23

      Birb's backstory was getting killed, now he grows his power.

    • @The7thgiver
      @The7thgiver Před 3 lety +15

      Insert epic sax here

    • @nerosoul2506
      @nerosoul2506 Před 3 lety +5

      Pretty sure its named after a god in this game so that makes sense

  • @CJ-zr6li
    @CJ-zr6li Před 3 lety +873

    “But your honor I can’t be held accountable for the deaths these people. It was my pet bird who I trained to do it, which means I am in no way whatsoever responsible.”

    • @rimirutempest2437
      @rimirutempest2437 Před 3 lety +82

      "I was nowhere near those people when they died, how was it my fault?"

    • @SomeGuy-ty7kr
      @SomeGuy-ty7kr Před 3 lety +67

      honestly, I'm not even sure that's his pet bird. It looks more like the guy was cursed with a swarm of murder falcons. I mean, how was he directing them to kill those dudes when he was inside the house?

    • @rimirutempest2437
      @rimirutempest2437 Před 3 lety +26

      @@SomeGuy-ty7kr "See your honor, I can't be held accountable for anything!"

    • @mitochondria6247
      @mitochondria6247 Před 3 lety +4

      I swear if I find a knife In an alligator, or if I even see a single clown, I'm gonna flip.

    • @MonsterCC
      @MonsterCC Před 3 lety +6

      I know a guy who specializes in bird law

  • @pettiguy2702
    @pettiguy2702 Před 3 lety +2177

    I think that’s how ethics work.

    • @Ebiko
      @Ebiko Před 3 lety +50

      @@thespiffingbrit its still an incitement - but hey :D , its less of a crime ^^

    • @innocentbystander3317
      @innocentbystander3317 Před 3 lety +75

      @@Ebiko
      Got evidence of incitement, your honor?

    • @Fun4luve
      @Fun4luve Před 3 lety +78

      @@innocentbystander3317 clearly it's an act of god, idk maybe they forsaked Zeus or something along those lines.

    • @kazaktranslator9850
      @kazaktranslator9850 Před 3 lety +51

      @@Fun4luve -Who killed that man?
      A guy with a blood covered bird - Must be the gods
      -Oh, those gods, what can you do

    • @rimirutempest2437
      @rimirutempest2437 Před 3 lety +13

      @@kazaktranslator9850 I don't think you understand, WE are the bird god

  • @danielashley5246
    @danielashley5246 Před 3 lety +664

    The chances of dying to a murder bird are low, but never zero.

    • @Rob_Thorsman
      @Rob_Thorsman Před 2 lety +14

      Dramatically higher in Ancient Greece.

    • @derwolf3006
      @derwolf3006 Před rokem

      You ever played Far Cry 4? The eagles where so annoying!

  • @YourLocalCopiumDealer
    @YourLocalCopiumDealer Před 3 lety +691

    Spiff: jumps off a giant statue into a pile of leaves.
    "Don't do this at home..."
    Me: positioning my pile of tea leaves under my massive statue of the Queen.
    "Great, now he tells me..."

    • @icecream6256
      @icecream6256 Před 3 lety +29

      Heretics !, you're supposed to drink tea and respect the leaves, not put it on the floor
      Guards ! Get him
      Xd

    • @infuscolumen
      @infuscolumen Před 3 lety +10

      @@icecream6256 Off with his head?

    • @0riginal_zer030
      @0riginal_zer030 Před 3 lety +16

      @@infuscolumen
      No, off with his organs first, THEN off with his head. That's free money you're throwing away!

    • @godsavethequeen4675
      @godsavethequeen4675 Před rokem +1

      @@infuscolumen off with the bottom head then after 30 minutes off with his actual head

  • @evanshirley6089
    @evanshirley6089 Před 3 lety +1760

    Spiff discovers drone warfare in Ancient Greece.

    • @chillylizerd
      @chillylizerd Před 3 lety +11

      I want to see examples of hunting with a falcon now. CZcams ahoy!

    • @Kilrkali
      @Kilrkali Před 2 lety +7

      How did he kill the cyclops though because you have to kill him before you get a boat?

    • @evanbrown3275
      @evanbrown3275 Před 2 lety +1

      Nice name

    • @jakeneuner7774
      @jakeneuner7774 Před 2 lety +4

      *Obama has entered the chat*

    • @idkidk7606
      @idkidk7606 Před rokem +1

      @@Kilrkali that's too good a point

  • @noottoot1523
    @noottoot1523 Před 3 lety +1141

    Imagine Athenian soldiers trying to explain that their whole fort was murdered by a flock of eagles

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 Před 3 lety +86

      Thankfully No need to explain anything, they are dead

    • @user-io2on9ho5s
      @user-io2on9ho5s Před 3 lety +4

      I think there is some nonsense that usa was responsible for our military dictatorship it will do

    • @lorisewsstuff1607
      @lorisewsstuff1607 Před 3 lety +40

      Could have been worse. Could have been murdered by a Flock of Seagulls. Then there would have been 80's music involved.

    • @BigF707
      @BigF707 Před 3 lety +8

      gandalf was right

    • @akrinornoname2769
      @akrinornoname2769 Před 3 lety +14

      Well, it's clearly because they didn't sacrifice enough to Zeus. That's why he either turned into an eagle himself or sent one as an ambassador of his wrath.

  • @TFalconwing
    @TFalconwing Před 3 lety +539

    This is the most violent Pokémon game I've ever watched.

  • @sloanemactire8780
    @sloanemactire8780 Před 3 lety +186

    "Did you hear Orkos died?"
    "No way! Orkos?! He was a fierce mercenary. How'd he die?"
    "Pecked to death by birds."
    "Huh. Well, I guess he was overstating his fierceness."

    • @gruphius
      @gruphius Před 2 lety +4

      I was the one who found the exploit and reported it on the Reddit and I actually used it because I wanted to kill the lvl 50 mercenary while being lvl 13 and I didn't want to engage (since he was able to one-shot me), so I decided to let my bird peck him to death, lol

    • @brandenmoore8813
      @brandenmoore8813 Před 2 lety +2

      Rip orkos he was my favorite yogurt

  • @gingerinajacket8519
    @gingerinajacket8519 Před 3 lety +67

    *Avengers 1 scene*
    Loki: I have an army
    The Spiffing Brit: I have a bird

  • @seawes2279
    @seawes2279 Před 3 lety +587

    Imagine being one of the legendary animals of Greek legend and being hyped up for centuries just to get absolutely shredded by a falcon

    • @Thomasguillerault
      @Thomasguillerault Před 3 lety +11

      murder bird

    • @WeirdTroll666
      @WeirdTroll666 Před 3 lety +11

      @@thespiffingbrit as a Greek i can confirm

    • @robjohnson3095
      @robjohnson3095 Před 3 lety +9

      I think Pythagoras implies all the bird protagonists in the AC games are the same bird, and it's actually some kind of autonomous self repairing telepathic drone.

    • @cato447
      @cato447 Před 3 lety

      @@robjohnson3095 of course bird is the short form of drone

    • @RainOn2SunnyDay
      @RainOn2SunnyDay Před 3 lety

      There's a reason falcons aren't extinct yet

  • @gustavogarcia8783
    @gustavogarcia8783 Před 3 lety +290

    "My ancestor was an assassin..."
    Proceeds to enter the Animus and become a bird

    • @KorilD
      @KorilD Před 3 lety +21

      Considering all the mythology of the era about gods becoming animals and boning humans, resulting in either monsters or demigods...

    • @titojesusmane9540
      @titojesusmane9540 Před 3 lety +28

      Ezio 'Bird Fucker' audietore

    • @lunarwolf9180
      @lunarwolf9180 Před 3 lety +1

      Sounds like ac 3 to me

  • @connersweet7086
    @connersweet7086 Před 3 lety +259

    I would die for Murder Bird.
    Murder Bird: Yes, that’s kind of the point

  • @DukeRevolution
    @DukeRevolution Před 3 lety +226

    Next Spiffing Brit challenges:
    - Dance Dance Revolution without music or arrows
    - Making toast without any bread
    - Guitar Hero without electricity or a controller
    - Brewing tea without any fluid

    • @AwesomeRara
      @AwesomeRara Před 3 lety +8

      Making toast without any bread:
      Step 1: find a worthy cause
      Step 2: get a cup
      Step 3: fill cup with expired grape water
      Step 4: ???
      Step 5: profit

    • @AlphaSections
      @AlphaSections Před 3 lety

      @@AwesomeRara Well played!

    • @piratenflipper
      @piratenflipper Před 3 lety

      1. dance choreography for a silent film
      2.??
      3.air guitar
      4. steam is not a liquid

    • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
      @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 Před 3 lety

      I Already Did The 2nd.

  • @L-etoile-d-argent
    @L-etoile-d-argent Před 2 lety +214

    Considering the Artemis armor set (if I'm remembering correctly) gives bonuses to hunter dmg, you could also stack the bird with that and literally any other weapon with hunter bonuses. Might even manage to defeat the legendary beasts with Ikaros

    • @redemptionkid9987
      @redemptionkid9987 Před 2 lety +4

      Doesn't that require killing the legendary animals?

    • @gotcha5665
      @gotcha5665 Před rokem

      @@redemptionkid9987 but not all

    • @legion6211
      @legion6211 Před rokem

      Well yes.but I do assasin damage with op combo. Ezio armor rapier. Hero strike. Parry hero strike parry hero strike repeat

    • @Iamthecallout
      @Iamthecallout Před rokem

      @@legion6211 thats smart might i use that strategy good sir

    • @legion6211
      @legion6211 Před rokem

      @@Iamthecallout Level 14. 100k.

  • @lordshadowz2448
    @lordshadowz2448 Před 3 lety +709

    Spiff: “I had nothing to do with this murder”
    Also Spiff: trains thousands of birds for mass genocide

    • @aclassicguardsman946
      @aclassicguardsman946 Před 3 lety +13

      Pretty sure ordering somebody to kill another person is not pacifism

    • @darkstalkerknight63
      @darkstalkerknight63 Před 3 lety +17

      @@aclassicguardsman946 keyword there is somebody.

    • @NA-AN
      @NA-AN Před 3 lety +13

      @@darkstalkerknight63 A bird is not a somebody it's a somebird.

    • @johannesluttmann1867
      @johannesluttmann1867 Před 2 lety +4

      This version of Spiff is the perfect reincarnation of "lawful evil."

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays Před 3 lety +638

    "Don't try this at home."
    I literally _just_ finished my replica giant statue of Zeus. Now you're telling me I can't use it?

    • @innocentbystander3317
      @innocentbystander3317 Před 3 lety +57

      Not without the replica pile of leaves at the bottom, no.

    • @HayabusaRyuu
      @HayabusaRyuu Před 3 lety +48

      You can still have fun with his massive rod

    • @thegrandestbazaar4800
      @thegrandestbazaar4800 Před 3 lety +10

      @@HayabusaRyuu yes

    • @grim1427
      @grim1427 Před 3 lety +12

      That's why when I see people doing crazy stuff on the internet I always go and do it right away before they can tell me not to try it at home.

    • @abadgurl2010
      @abadgurl2010 Před 3 lety +1

      I mean, this video makes me really want to try this irl and I'm generally a peaceful person.

  • @eondara8519
    @eondara8519 Před 3 lety +149

    Spiff: "We're going to play a game revolved around assassinations and murders as a PACIFIST."
    Immortal Murder Bird: *HA HA, TALONS GO BRRR*

    • @eondara8519
      @eondara8519 Před 3 lety

      Dang, I did not expect this many likes. Thank you all! Keep up the good work!

  • @TDR0721
    @TDR0721 Před 3 lety +204

    Seems like a lot of frames were murdered during the making of this video! Haha

    • @christian-sd5km
      @christian-sd5km Před 3 lety +3

      I kinda would like to see the fps counter

    • @greenninja9330
      @greenninja9330 Před 3 lety +16

      I think it’s the recording not the game itself as we would probably complain about the frames if they were as bad as this video looks

    • @canes4ever162
      @canes4ever162 Před 2 lety +5

      Yeah the frame rate made this a hard watch

  • @hydrocannons7573
    @hydrocannons7573 Před 3 lety +42

    This is the Birdemic prequel the world needed.

  • @Kemot300
    @Kemot300 Před 3 lety +201

    Spiff: My hands are clean! I killed nobody.
    Bene Gesserit: He speaks the truth. Though something stinks here
    King: It's the corpses of the people that he apparently did not murder.

  • @leo1
    @leo1 Před 3 lety +467

    "The bird is mightier than the sword."

  • @yeswebb5743
    @yeswebb5743 Před 3 lety +234

    Turning AC Odyssey into a turn based game, but it’s always my turn.

  • @FPSNecromancerBob
    @FPSNecromancerBob Před 3 lety +26

    18:05 Unintentional recreation of the punishment Zeus gave to Prometheus.

  • @leonard_y32
    @leonard_y32 Před 3 lety +22

    "HOWEVER, our BIRD is going to become a mass murderer."
    Of course, Spiff, of course.

  • @SentiNel090
    @SentiNel090 Před 3 lety +434

    Poor intern at EA, you say? Spiff did not drink enough tea while recording this.

    • @innocentbystander3317
      @innocentbystander3317 Před 3 lety +37

      Is there really a difference, at this point?

    • @mervynlan7727
      @mervynlan7727 Před 3 lety +57

      @@innocentbystander3317 no, one make sports gambling machine, the other one make grindfeast that is buggy and can be skipped with micro transactions.

    • @jasondiend4248
      @jasondiend4248 Před 3 lety +9

      @@mervynlan7727 More to the point. One makes sports gambling games that run at 300000000fps. While the other makes a slide show of single images that forces you to pay in order to play at any decent level of fps to them decent is 10fps.

    • @Neandertron
      @Neandertron Před 3 lety +26

      Ubisoft outsources the dongs to EA

    • @backupplan6058
      @backupplan6058 Před 3 lety +7

      @@Neandertron there are no better experts on the subject that EA. They have to look at them daily known as management.

  • @danielhale1
    @danielhale1 Před 3 lety +181

    Captain: We're wearing armor and have swords, why is a random bird slaughtering us?!
    Bird's Dinosaur Ancestors: *GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE!!!*

    • @liquidsnail7305
      @liquidsnail7305 Před 3 lety +13

      My ancestors are smiling at me imperial can yo- oh wait wrong game

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius Před 2 lety +5

      @@liquidsnail7305
      Gotta keep my eyes open. Damned birds could swoop down at any time.

    • @justinmiller1191
      @justinmiller1191 Před 2 lety +1

      Qapla'

  • @qzy-179SanTzxkW
    @qzy-179SanTzxkW Před 3 lety +79

    Spiff might've been a pacifist, but the pc murdered that framerate

    • @My_Old_YT_Account
      @My_Old_YT_Account Před 3 lety +7

      The PC's not the problem, the problem is ubi's shit DRM slowing the game down

    • @qzy-179SanTzxkW
      @qzy-179SanTzxkW Před 3 lety

      @@My_Old_YT_Account Denuvo? Cuz that one sux

    • @My_Old_YT_Account
      @My_Old_YT_Account Před 3 lety

      @@qzy-179SanTzxkW Yeah they stacked 2 DRMs, one of which is denuvo if I remember correctly

    • @vladvah77
      @vladvah77 Před 3 lety +1

      @@My_Old_YT_Account For either Origins or Odyssey they actually stacked 3 f***ing DRM layers - Denuvo anti-tampering, VMProtect virtualization AND their own Uplay/Ustore shit. This is madness bro!!!

  • @Ness3Cancer69
    @Ness3Cancer69 Před 2 lety +24

    makes you realize why everyone knows Alexios/Cassandra as "eagle bearer". They follow behind the bird of death

  • @SagaciousDjinn
    @SagaciousDjinn Před 3 lety +24

    As someone who inspires to get into falconry, I find a special level of daydreaming from this.
    Edit: this gives "Press F to pay respects" an entirely new meaning.

  • @englishperson4671
    @englishperson4671 Před 3 lety +402

    Spiff: lovely furry companion
    Feathers: am I a joke to you?

  • @theprogrammer1
    @theprogrammer1 Před 3 lety +154

    Alternative title: British man recreates Hitchcock's The Birds in AC Odyssey

    • @Heksu99
      @Heksu99 Před 3 lety +8

      At least someone noticed that thisbis just recreation.

    • @davidsuda6110
      @davidsuda6110 Před 3 lety +1

      We were warned and didn't listen.

  • @EclecticFruit
    @EclecticFruit Před 3 lety +100

    Dear diary,
    I have not been murdered by a bird today.
    Best like ever spent.

    • @PotatoPrem
      @PotatoPrem Před 3 lety +1

      Yea but you are however killed by murder kangaroo.

  • @damnsong8675309
    @damnsong8675309 Před 3 lety +15

    -wipes tear from eye-
    "Hitchcock would be proud."

  • @WesAndRuss
    @WesAndRuss Před 3 lety +27

    Spiff: pacifist run
    Also Spiff: kill everyone I see

  • @wearypirates
    @wearypirates Před 3 lety +371

    This is what you get when you combine Assassin’s Creed and Angry Birds.

    • @Jamal_Tyrone
      @Jamal_Tyrone Před 3 lety +6

      Or the eagle attacks from far cry 4 with assassins creed, oh shit son, they're both UbiSoft games!!!

  • @gwonbusH
    @gwonbusH Před 3 lety +69

    Ikaros is actually an entire flock of Stymphalion Birds fused into a single murderous entity.

  • @darkquaesar2460
    @darkquaesar2460 Před 3 lety +150

    imagine walking around doing greek things and then getting pecked to death by a random bird

    • @azahel542
      @azahel542 Před 3 lety +2

      I hate when that happens

    • @WeirdTroll666
      @WeirdTroll666 Před 3 lety +4

      As a Greek i can confirm

    • @ahuman9519
      @ahuman9519 Před 3 lety +2

      Cover yourself in birdseed and you can experience it! :)

    • @akrinornoname2769
      @akrinornoname2769 Před 3 lety +1

      Next time make better sacrifices to the gods.

    • @maxtitanium223
      @maxtitanium223 Před 3 lety

      I love your profile pic, do you have a link?

  • @endlessnoodle3056
    @endlessnoodle3056 Před 2 lety +111

    Brit: Murders half the Greece with his murderbird to complete the game without killing anyone.
    Game's way of playing as pacifist: *sad unarmed noises *

  • @theperson1126
    @theperson1126 Před 2 lety +46

    "Did you see me near the body"
    Spiff: *casually standing over the body*

  • @Ayylex
    @Ayylex Před 3 lety +214

    Murder bird for life 😫😎

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety +2

      ATTENTION BROTHER!!! I have two very very sweet girlfriends who I show off (I smell like 100 not-alive orangutans oh nooo) in my perfectly great videos that most people consider to be the reason of life! Thank you for you attention, dear dude kid ayyy

    • @drago3732
      @drago3732 Před 3 lety +7

      I've got bird protection so I'm safe

    • @Thomasguillerault
      @Thomasguillerault Před 3 lety +2

      👌 👍

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 Před 3 lety +4

      @@thespiffingbrit Nah, he just wants to play. (With your intestines.)

    • @abadgurl2010
      @abadgurl2010 Před 3 lety +1

      @@thespiffingbrit Bird protection for the win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @HOEZILLA
    @HOEZILLA Před 3 lety +23

    I saw the title and clicked out of not only absolute confusion, but earth shattering excitement.

    • @abadgurl2010
      @abadgurl2010 Před 3 lety +1

      @@thespiffingbrit The very best way to play!!!!!!!!!! ^_^

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 Před 3 lety

      @@thespiffingbrit *BALANCE*

  • @cheezychaps7690
    @cheezychaps7690 Před 3 lety +34

    This is essentially how I play every assassin's creed game. Do all the side stuff for 135 hours, then play the entire main story in one 4 hour stretch.
    My murder bird was my best friend.

    • @DANtheMANofSIPA
      @DANtheMANofSIPA Před 3 lety +5

      Odsseys main quest is actually pretty long compared to the other games

    • @cheezychaps7690
      @cheezychaps7690 Před 3 lety +9

      @@DANtheMANofSIPA I know. I was being a little facetious. I actually loved Assassins Creed Odyssey. It is easily one of my favorite games.

    • @DANtheMANofSIPA
      @DANtheMANofSIPA Před 3 lety +6

      @@cheezychaps7690 Really is underrated ppl hate it but I think people let nostalgia get to them too much

    • @craigkingdon4424
      @craigkingdon4424 Před 3 lety +2

      @@DANtheMANofSIPA yeah, I tried playing ac3 after I played odyssey and wow was it drawn out and dull in comparison lol. Also the gameplay was pretty miserable

  • @OMEGATHROWAWAY
    @OMEGATHROWAWAY Před 2 lety +13

    "i feel sorry for the poor intern at EA who had to model thjat bad boy"
    Spiff broke AC so hard it changed devs, top notch

    • @Serrifin
      @Serrifin Před 2 lety +4

      He really is a poor intern, he needs two jobs to keep afloat

  • @Napoleon5005
    @Napoleon5005 Před 2 lety +5

    That Birdemic reference was just 'chef's kiss' excellent. Absolutely loved this video, Spiff.

  • @videlofgren2992
    @videlofgren2992 Před 3 lety +44

    Me in court for killing someone: It was a cutscene it doesn't count!

  • @tubdub2644
    @tubdub2644 Před 3 lety +52

    Spiff: How to pacifist Assassins Creed Odyssey.
    Powerwolf starts playing in the background

  • @justalog7475
    @justalog7475 Před 3 lety +43

    Today on Spiffing Brit, local mad lad discovers UAV in assassins creed

  • @danthewatcher9681
    @danthewatcher9681 Před 3 lety +19

    Spiff do a Spartan Kick only play through :D
    Spartan Kick is so OP, killing people with the most OP weapon ever, Gravity !

    • @sasorigarasu6062
      @sasorigarasu6062 Před 2 lety +3

      if hundreds of hours playing dark souls has taught me anything, its that gravity is op

    • @obamabinboolin
      @obamabinboolin Před 2 lety

      The only problem is that not all enemies can be kicked of ledges. Some aren’t near any and some seem to hit an invisible wall on every ledge. Mostly happened the the highest level dudes in the 5 bases in Atlantis

    • @danthewatcher9681
      @danthewatcher9681 Před 2 lety +2

      @@obamabinboolin, read and lean young padawan, the Force( of Gravity) will guide you if you let it , all you need is a tall house and then you bait them to the top, the really tank looking mofos take a few kicks to down but most go down in one hit, find the tallest house climb it and bait your targets.
      make sure the building in question has lathers that lead to you or that there are smaller houses around that the NPCs can climb. bait them to the ledge that least straight down to the ground and HF Leonidas Jr.
      Also work on your dodge game and lightning reflexes to push that kick.
      As I said the Gravity will help you if you learn to wield it.

  • @tunarucristian8492
    @tunarucristian8492 Před 3 lety +6

    Aaa I see that Murder Bird is a friend of the Murder Bear, iconic

  • @Nikapocalypse
    @Nikapocalypse Před 3 lety +78

    Breaking news:
    British CZcamsr obsessed with tea being sued by family of guy who liked video but still died to bird attack on same day.

  • @SpirosKafkas
    @SpirosKafkas Před 3 lety +85

    So, you are not just an assassin... You
    're a Birderer!

    • @unc54
      @unc54 Před 3 lety +2

      It's not like you're an Assassin in the game either

    • @popscereal1953
      @popscereal1953 Před 3 lety +1

      The space between You and ‘re just annoys me

    • @SpirosKafkas
      @SpirosKafkas Před 3 lety

      @@popscereal1953 It should be ok now. Have a nice day!

    • @popscereal1953
      @popscereal1953 Před 3 lety +1

      @@SpirosKafkas wowww I see you lmao

  • @professortree9387
    @professortree9387 Před 3 lety +50

    Guildmaster: "Sir, you have a choice of one weapon from this fine selection. They're the sharpest, man-hacking tools known to mankind."
    Spiff: *sees his caged bird in a corner of the room* "I'll take that."

  • @magusfire31
    @magusfire31 Před rokem +1

    I find this way too funny! Absolutely brilliant! Didn't know you could do that. In effect, Spiff made the ultimate stealth build. Lol

  • @Perfektification
    @Perfektification Před rokem +1

    its one of the funniest thing finding all the waypoints, i can't believe I didn't found this sooner ac is one of my favorite game series owo

  • @TR-vl1lq
    @TR-vl1lq Před 3 lety +64

    The eagle be like : “I got murder on my mind”

    • @DragonKnightJin
      @DragonKnightJin Před 3 lety

      It's a mad bird. "I've discovered that I *really* enjoy killing people."

  • @CaptNSquared
    @CaptNSquared Před 3 lety +72

    If I get murdered by a bird in the next 24 hours I'm ganna sue the hell out of Spiff
    Edit: I seem to have survived 24 hours without being murdered by a bird. Spiff truly is a brit of his word.

    • @mohammadsaleem5990
      @mohammadsaleem5990 Před 3 lety +6

      That would suck pretty hard. Probably ruin your whole day.

    • @eondara8519
      @eondara8519 Před 3 lety +3

      @@mohammadsaleem5990 AH YES... because after all, how can one's death ruin their day when they get attacked by Murder Bird? :D

    • @vitico123ful
      @vitico123ful Před 3 lety +2

      25th hour you're dead

  • @mike_base
    @mike_base Před 3 lety +146

    Game based around assassinations:
    * exists *
    Spiff:
    * does pacifist run *
    Me:
    "I'm in."

    • @BrunoM321
      @BrunoM321 Před 3 lety +1

      You have to kill a lot of people in the first island to get your ship, far beyond the tutorial
      So no, it's impossible.

    • @ThisisCitrus
      @ThisisCitrus Před 3 lety +2

      ACO isn't based around being an assassin, you can't even assassinate properly unless you specialize in it. You can be an archer the whole time and never assassinate anyone.

  • @voldren4203
    @voldren4203 Před 2 lety +10

    Never thought that players can make minion builds in AC odyssey

  • @playingwithgoogleassistant7669

    I have to wonder how you dealt with the Cyclops on Kephallonia...
    Great video. I just had to see how this would end when I saw it

  • @foxfff123123
    @foxfff123123 Před 3 lety +47

    At the Coroners:
    ‘What was the cause of death of our decorated General?’
    ‘It appears that he was murdered!’
    ‘Really, who was the culprit’
    ‘A bird... a murder bird’

  • @blowc1612
    @blowc1612 Před 3 lety +50

    Spiff:Oh look a fury animal!
    Logic: But it’s a bird?
    Spiff: animals has fur.

    • @robertlewis6915
      @robertlewis6915 Před 3 lety +1

      furry*

    • @F14thunderhawk
      @F14thunderhawk Před 3 lety

      Feathers, Hair, and Scales are all coded for by the same gene set in all animals.

    • @justme6094
      @justme6094 Před 3 lety

      @@robertlewis6915 UwU

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius Před 2 lety

      @@F14thunderhawk
      But which is heavier, a kilogram of scales or a kilogram of feathas?

  • @kristoheinmae4881
    @kristoheinmae4881 Před 3 lety +36

    At this point im convinced he plays games to beat them in the weirdest ways and made a career out of them

  • @keepin_it_loki296
    @keepin_it_loki296 Před 3 lety +1

    As a man who has also played Murder Bird in AC Odyssey, I can confirm that its alot harder once you get further into the game. DLC fights were a horrible time, but it is, in fact, very possible to play through the entire game with Murder Bird.

  • @ijustsawthat
    @ijustsawthat Před 3 lety +6

    When you character wanted to join the air force instead of the infantry :

  • @backupplan6058
    @backupplan6058 Před 3 lety +28

    Now we know why in Iron Man 2 he was so desperate for his bird.

    • @DragonKnightJin
      @DragonKnightJin Před 3 lety +2

      I dunnow, he seemed plenty capable without his bird.

    • @backupplan6058
      @backupplan6058 Před 3 lety +4

      @@DragonKnightJin capable? The guy who literally shows up only to be defeated in minutes twice. When Hammer failed to retrieve his murder bird as requested he was forced to try and replace it with drones that clearly were not levelled to the same extent as his bird. If he has his bird the MCU would be very different.

  • @eondara8519
    @eondara8519 Před 3 lety +15

    Spiff: "...this is exactly why Murder Bird is important, because he does the murdering for us."
    Murder Bird: *proceeds to murder the wrong target* I consider this an absolute win!

  • @jonathanwilliams6912
    @jonathanwilliams6912 Před 3 lety +22

    My favourite part has to be Spiff constantly saying "Murder Bird"

    • @paulelderson934
      @paulelderson934 Před 3 lety

      Throwback to ChristopherOdd's let's play of Horizon: Zero Dawn and the glorious Murder Bush.

  • @hammabomber5416
    @hammabomber5416 Před 3 lety

    I'm so glad that Spiff jumped into the midpoint of the video (when I least expected it), because I had forgotten to like the video.

  • @anon2036
    @anon2036 Před 2 lety +19

    There's an bow in the helix store with glitched damage values, it adds it's damage to your left weapon. Meaning you could in theory have a playthrough as alexios the sister fister punching your way through the greek world. It's technically a pacifist run since you wouldn't be killing anyone just fisting the daylights out of em until they're pacified.

    • @Zant582
      @Zant582 Před 2 lety

      Actually your left weapon's damage is the hunter damage if you use the bighorn bow.
      If i understand it correctly, the right damage gets multiplied by 1.6 which then gets added to the left weapon.
      It's a weird item.

  • @entropic-decay
    @entropic-decay Před 3 lety +20

    "why would anyone want to do this"
    ymfah: im 4 parallel universes ahead of you

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 Před 3 lety +8

      ymfah would give the whole thing Persona 5 style captions and breakdowns, throw in obscure music references, take everything to the maximum possible level (spiff here stopped at a midlevel build), prove none of the kills counted by showing the stats screen, and finding the specific levels and bosses that are seemingly impossible to beat due to being indoors.
      Of course, the tradeoff is that ymfah doesn't release content very often, lacks a brittish accent, and drinks red bull instead of tea.

    • @xtreemgamer129
      @xtreemgamer129 Před 3 lety

      see while theyre both crazy lunatics that exploit glitches to hell and back, they have different flavors. spiff comes off as just bullshorting his way though the game in the stupidest way he can imagine just for the fun of it, while ymfah comes off more like a scientifically engineered instruction manual for how to completely dissasemble the game one glitch at a time

  • @luismunoz588
    @luismunoz588 Před 3 lety +19

    This is how Cinderella ACTUALLY got revenge on her step sisters and step mother: blinding by murder bird.

  • @squirrele4495
    @squirrele4495 Před 3 lety +8

    Unarmed combat by Ezio and Connor is so gorgeous, plus when the cutscene shows a hole in your target's chest you feel like Saitama

  • @randyhubbard8850
    @randyhubbard8850 Před 2 lety

    I love your use of stock images with the posh but sinister humor over them. Really keeps the videos entertaining aside from the main content

  • @leonidas14775
    @leonidas14775 Před 2 lety

    I don't really like melee combat games, but this is changing my mind about AC

  • @caliban2805
    @caliban2805 Před 3 lety +32

    This is what the movie "the birds" was trying to warn us of

    • @uiytresen346
      @uiytresen346 Před 3 lety +5

      Did you mean Birdemic?

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 Před 3 lety

      I think he meant birdnado.

    • @caliban2805
      @caliban2805 Před 3 lety

      No I meant Alfred Hitchcock's 1963 horror/thriller the birds

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 Před 3 lety

      @@caliban2805 Nonsense. you meant Birdpocalypse Now. (Ps, I know exactly what you meant, I was just hoping the original responder to your comment was being funny, and didn't actually mean it... But this is the internet, so who knows?)

  • @vladtepes1047
    @vladtepes1047 Před 3 lety +45

    "I don't kill people, my bird kills people."
    *gun control debate intensifies*

  • @cato447
    @cato447 Před 3 lety +30

    This is just a representation of the usage of drones in wars. Gives me the chills thinking about that

    • @ciarangale4738
      @ciarangale4738 Před 3 lety +4

      except... real people have guns and are smart enough to shoot down a drone. with a good shot and a full mag, someone could probably take out a drone or two with normal bullets. there are also bullets designed to take out drones(more or less net bullets) so once a drone attack is something to reasonably expect, it would no longer be effective. all of this ignores that putting a gun on a drone is... not lightweight. and a melee drone is laughable, by the way. it would either be broken or break on its own after maybe hurting one person.
      TL:DR. you dont need to worry, we have much more effective ways of killing people

    • @andyscoot43
      @andyscoot43 Před 2 lety +3

      @@ciarangale4738 are you confusing civilian and military drones. The Predator drone, for example flew at 25k feet and had hellfire missiles.
      You ain't shooting that down with bullets or a net.

  • @ThredithUndomiel
    @ThredithUndomiel Před 3 lety +1

    This is fantastic! I need to try the murder-bird approach with my current character, at level 97. It sounds fun!

  • @danielpowell7894
    @danielpowell7894 Před 3 lety +3

    In this video, Spiff discovers the magnificent magpie and the expected ensues.

  • @oxybe
    @oxybe Před 3 lety +27

    The one instance where calling someone a turkey is a term of endearment.

  • @lexisnowpaw
    @lexisnowpaw Před 3 lety +11

    Game: *exists*
    Spiff: "I shall become god of this land!"

  • @hk-5179
    @hk-5179 Před 3 lety +17

    Alternate title: how to turn Ikarus into a McDonnell Douglas F-15 Eagle

  • @TheMallachiv
    @TheMallachiv Před 3 lety

    I had no idea people still played this game. I just started a new game plus and this gives me an idea for a beast master build. Great job spiff

  • @azoth9875
    @azoth9875 Před 3 lety

    Liked the video - can confirm that I have not been swarmed and killed by birds! 10/10 would like again.

  • @caseyxxx4
    @caseyxxx4 Před 3 lety +22

    Can you imagine being called in as reinforcements because of birds?

    • @SomeGuy-ty7kr
      @SomeGuy-ty7kr Před 3 lety +10

      can you imagine being called in for reinforcements because of birds, and then dying to those birds anyway? I mean, bring a net or something dude

    • @ZichaelMakieta
      @ZichaelMakieta Před 3 lety +5

      Can you imagine losing a war to birds?

    • @eondara8519
      @eondara8519 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Max-nr8lw As an Australian, I can confirm this. :)

    • @generalshock4359
      @generalshock4359 Před 3 lety

      "we werent expecting special forces."

  • @zerosumgame5700
    @zerosumgame5700 Před 3 lety +22

    Spiff at 20:30 "Ok, we've become Bird God. Deer God, 1700 damage!"
    Deer God "Why are you bringing *me* into the mess." ]:>[

  • @the_micooler
    @the_micooler Před 3 lety +15

    *head explodes* "it's just knock out arrows"

  • @Sonicshadow191
    @Sonicshadow191 Před 3 lety

    You know growing up, I wanted to be a falconer but I was told there’d be no point to it. Looks like I need to return to my childhood dreams!
    Also thanks for making this spoiler free! I’m still back on AC4.

  • @macoppy6571
    @macoppy6571 Před 3 lety +4

    "Ah, this the most fun I've had in Assassin's Creed" - The Spiffing Britt, 2021

  • @farelmuhammadagustafarel7296

    Normal people: play normaly
    Spiffing brit: make bird drink THE TEA!!

  • @Skurai_X
    @Skurai_X Před 3 lety +24

    Spiff telling us what way points are as if we haven't been forced to use them in every ubisoft game for the past 15 years.

  • @downidog
    @downidog Před 3 lety +56

    Ah yes, cay you beat

  • @nikawiklauri8247
    @nikawiklauri8247 Před 3 lety +1

    Ordering a bird to kill somebody and saying that your hands are clear is the same thing as throwing a spear at an enemy and saying :" I did not kill him, my spear did"

  • @sleepyhyrule6894
    @sleepyhyrule6894 Před rokem +2

    This is how the game is meant to be played. Now we can be a truly perfect assassin.

  • @TheRogueBro
    @TheRogueBro Před 3 lety +15

    Lots of OBS issues lately. Jumpy footage makes it hard to watch, but I will push through with the power of my Yorkshire Tea!

  • @psivampire13
    @psivampire13 Před 3 lety +8

    This reminds me in Cyberpunk, where I was in another building. Like way out of sight. Hacked into cameras in another building that was a restricted area, and kept using Short Circuit until everyone was dead.

  • @jimbozamboni9301
    @jimbozamboni9301 Před 3 lety +6

    Mitch Brenner: Do you happen to have a pair of birds that are just friendly?
    Spiff: Only if you have bird protection

  • @NovaAge
    @NovaAge Před 3 lety +2

    This reminds me of when I just used my drone and spammed call police to beat every enemy group in WD2 while I am safe in a bust like 60m away.