Things guitar store employees say
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- čas přidán 17. 04. 2016
- This is merely for satire and does not reflect the actual business ethic of guitar stores and their employees.
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Customer: "hey, where is the left handed guitar section?"
GC employee: (points to a shadowy corner where one shitty guitar is hanging)
😂😂😂
and this is the reason I had to learn right handed (it was a struggle)
+KenmaXhan I know the feeling. I have to buy all my guitars off the net. There is now a bigger and better selection of left handed guitars in my bedroom than I ever see in any guitar shop.
+Callum Woulahan Not the LAST group. I'm a red-head and a leftie...
+Serendip haha no way man same!! I do everything left handed except for guitar and drums tho 😂
"hey man can I help you with anything?"
"no"
"thank god"
I FELT THIS ONE DEEP IN MY BONES
I totally didn’t expect to see Tyler with bunny ears here 😂
@@FabulousKilljoy I didn't expect anyone to recognize Tyler with the bunny ears!
natalie honarchian Being in sales sometimes I can relate LOL
Feel it in my youth feel jt when jm ond Jumpsuit Jumpsuit cover me. Jumpsuit Jumpsuit cover MEEEE
@Fabulous Killjoy So you changed your profile pic
*walks into guitar center*
Every staff: W A R R A N T Y
thats why i just buy it online lol
Pro coverage is great! It covers everything except for fire and theft!
does it cover concerts?
no
leaving it in my car after the gig?
no
how about band practice?
at your place?
nah, we rent a room
then no
so only at home?
also no, but you can practice on it twice a month
sigh okay
#two weeks later
hey, im here for warranty. the tuner doesnt hold pitch
YOU HAVE TUNED IT? man, i hope you booked the warranty plus
@@thetruth4580 ah yes lets cover the two most common ones
I walk in there and come out with a new reason why I hate them. So I Go To my Avon IRC Music and get it there.
*walks in guitar store*
Me:Hey, do you sell guitars here?
Store employee: Ughhhhhh let me check
“I’ll transfer you”
Here?
At “Guitar World”?
Gee, I dunno.
@@mythhead2688 the comment I was looking for!!!
"No sir, we don't sell any guitars here, we just use all these guitars that you see hanging all around the walls and other various places only for decoration"
guitar center is the game stop of music
vtricko you’re not wrong
I still like Guitar center though
🤯
It really is
xD i went there saturday
*ｃａｐｏｏ*
*K A P O O*
“ hey do you know what a kapoo is”
“ don’t you work here?”
It's very tempting to use this pronunciation in the future 😂
K. A. P. O. O. O OO O I INSHS
It took me so long to realize he was talking about a capo
the scariest thing is going to a guitar store when you’re just beginning or don’t really know a lot and they just judge you and give you and the other employees a look that says you shouldn’t be there
That’s why I don’t want to go into a store but I don’t wanna order online so I’m trying to figure out how to get this hobby started
I’m in the same position but I think I’m just going to suck it up and go in the store and why should I care if they judge me on my skill or knowledge gotta start somewhere
Don't stress it, I was a beginner too and was scared to go guitar center but they were really nice
If a guitar store does that don't give them your business. Find a good one that will support you as a beginner as you know they will help you out even when you're experienced.
I was thinking the same thing 5 years ago when I started, I’m a girl and had never played guitar before and I reallyyyy didn’t want to go in but I wanted to learn to play, so I went in to my local stores and I would look at price, and i would just try stuff out and even just hold it so see how it felt, dont be afraid to ask questions to the employees because that’s why they’re there, they want other people to pick up their hobby of playing guitar too
Whenever I go into a guitar center I feel like a kid in a candy shop
Except I can't afford any of the candy
Or as one comment pointed out I can't eat the guitars
Sad but true
Same
Same man
Feels man feels
So just a kid going into a candy shop
This is so relatable
"I want a guitar."
"But, why?"
"Because GUITAR."
Perfect argument, 10/10
TOTALLY
my dad and I right there. "but you already have an electric guitar, why would you save for another one" "because mine is an Ibanez...Gio...it's not even worth the wood, plastic, and metal it's made from"
@@calebevans3690 noooo I'm about to buy a gio
Hhaahh Soo me
Dad:Why do you need another one?
Me:Because GUITAR
Caleb Evans I love my Gio! I am a v beginner but it sounds decent and does it's job so to me it's worth it's weight in gold
I once got the evil eye for pocketing a guitar center pick after buying a $250 acoustic
ive accadentally took one and its now my lucky pic
yngwie?
Littleguy Appleby I've got a crap ton of Guitar Center's free picks
At my Guitar Center I ask for a pick nearly every time I go there. I felt so bad about this that one time I was there and asked if they sold a pack of picks and the guy was like "No but I can give several of these" as he pulled out the fishbowl and gave me like 5. It was awesome. They are like their business cards so they don't really mind giving them away.
Littleguy Appleby I take those all of the time😂
”You want cleartone? Sorry man, We only use Ernie Ball”
*Proceeds to stand in front of a Wall of D’addarios*
This whole thing is flat out hilarious. I thought I was in Guitar Center.
Check out Eric Blackmons`s channel. He's real people...
@@TooLooze oh yeah
Lol my thoughts too. Maybe they'll throw in free strap locks if I buy a Les Paul 🤣
Types of guitarists at guitar center pleaseeeeeee
yes!!!!^^^^
he kinda did it with the namm one
+ol skien This needs to happen!
Agreed
jesus christ 90 likes?!?!?!
you guys are insane !!
btw does anyone have a kapoo?
"Then why are you here?"
"...To buy a guitar..."
but why
Oh, you watched the video too? What a coincidence!
Dustin Olmstead ....because guitar...
Guy: what does custom distortion sound like?
Jared: *AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHH*
Perfect fry, amirite?
Yup, that happened in the video, thanks for commenting the line again
Black metal moment
@@ashtar3876 wahwahwah
As a female guitarist i hate it when this happens
Person: is that a guitar
Me: yup
Person: it looks really nice on your wall
Me: yup
Person: how much was it?
Me: three, four hundred. I was on a tight budget
Person: do you play
Me: I DIDN'T SPEND FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS ON A FRICKING WALL DECORATION. YES I FRICKING PLAY
Rock on
Now I want to meet an instruments purely for decoration person... When they breathe on glass does it fog? Do they breathe or do they imbibe oxygen through osmosis via never blinking eyes? WE NEED TO KNOW
:v
Saaaaaame 😂😂
@@SepiaQuotient ok papu
Ya'll should seriously make a show like the Office but a guitar store xD
I'll watch it
+thisisobviously yeeessss
+thisisobviously THIS! Possibly alternate between guitar shop and a studio and get spectre sound studios on it too
OH MY GOD YESSSSSS
+thisisobviously geniusss
"Hey man what's the custom distortion pedal sound like?"
Employee: "....AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
rob Laws too good ikr
That’s accurate tbh. I have one.
😂
😃😄😆😂🤣
Is your comment aimed for the deaf or for the stupid?
As someone who works at guitar center........
yes.
What guitar would you recommend for a beginner
Anthony Hernandez anything tbh, get what model inspires you
@@anthonyhernandez6521 squier strat all the way. I'm still playing my first squier to this day.
Joe Randall could I learn to play guitar via CZcams videos?
@@foxygrandpa_9139 You could, I do, but weekly guitar lessons help a lot as well.
what does a whammy do?
jared: WHOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOUP
Warranty on guitar picks. This is gold
ERIC GIBSON youre def gonna need it 😂
does it cover a dropped pick?
MrOverfloater depends on where you dropped it, the warranty doesnt cover water damage
ERIC GIBSON it was on the capo one
"What about the custom distortion?"
*pterodactyl noise*
How do you know what pterodactyls sound like
Thanks for repeating what we just heard
Satan you are super fucking late dude, come earlier next time.
Zareph oh no im late so i cant comment on anything
Satan well seriously think about it, a year later, yeah like they are gonna fucking care.
3:21 what does the whamey do
Jared: WHEEOOOOOOOMMMMMMOOOEEWWWWEEEE
and you feel this is accurate?
The pedal imitations were the funniest
i was wondering what the fuck a capoo is but it ended up being this guy mispronouncing capo
ikr
Aizu 50 troll ever since this video, that's how I pronounce Capo. Not cape-oh, but kapooo XD
maybe capoo = shitty capo
+Aizu 50 troll it's spelled kapo
Nope: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capo
- Hey, can I help you with anything?
- No I'm good.
- *Thank God*
that's any job for the most part.
I think every retail associate thinks this
"I think every retail associate thinks this" YES
Mike Oxlong I certainly do!
I wish there were more left handed guitars in guitar stores, I'm left handed
FREEAAAKKK!
I have a guitar for lefties bit I can't play it cause I'm right handed. Oh, why do I have it? My dad din't play that guitar for 11 years and it was just sitting in the garage in it's case. Now it just sits in my room...
Nikki im a left handed bass, i dont think i could play a left handed guitar as good unless i restring it because i learned how to play on a right handed bass, backwards and upside down.
Nikki you can fix it by restringing it and switch the strings around
I'm a lefty, but I learned to play guitar right-handed, its nice cause I got a bunch more options of guitars
When I was 17, I went to a Guitar Center and asked the poor girl at the sales desk if they had any flying v's. She proceded to lead me around the entire store picking up random guitars and handing them to me. She didn't even know what a flying v was. I know she was probably a minimum wage college student, but that experience forever cemented by dislike for Guitar Center.
Doubt you could afford one and she knew it. I wouldn't give you that much time. If you can't identify a Flying V by yourself looking around you need to go home. The Guitar Ctr. team is taught to recognize Kiss Army
@@kendallevans4079
My thoughts exactly.
"Hey man could I get a loud metal amp? Sure I have just the thing." (Pulls up the amp I own and I begin to sweat profusely)
Squid Booty Lmaooo same hahaha
same!
i asked the same exact question when i got mine and they pulled up that blackstar
I think the other joke is Fluff is notorious for his hatred of Blackstar amps
I had that amp and it broke after two months ;-;
I rarely even used it and I never turned it up loud, idk why it broke.
I was legitimately wondering what the crap a "kapoo" was for about half the video.
+Franklin Laws Did you feel that overwhelming sense of stupidity when you saw a Capo...
I felt it...
+Jye Penton Absolutely
+Franklin Laws Kapoo is a village in the Doufelgou Prefecture in the Kara Region of north-eastern Togo. ;)
!
+Franklin Laws Is it pronounced "kappoo" or "kay-po" ?
Love this, esp. being a female. It’s so true, you get hit on, judged, or ignored.
But, the worst I always have is going in the room full of classical and acoustic guitars, and they’re atrociously out of tune. Ask for a tuner and I always get the “We don’t have one,” or, “You know those are classical right?”
I’ve been plying classical guitar for 20yrs. Yes, that’s what I want to play, and how do you not have a tuner I could borrow?!?! -_-
B E I N G A F E M A L E
Mate you have a hole in your body not the Staff of Magnus no need to tell everyoneeeee
Use ur phone it’s a tuner ☠️
Well if you will objectify yourself by putting a guitar around your neck, what do you expect? 🤷🏿♂️
@@LividGamingApp tuners aren't as accurate so if they actually want to sell guitars they should have a proper tuner ready so the costumer can hear the guitar at it's best.
"No Stairway"
*plays Free Bird*
"No, you can't play that either"
*plays Wonderwall*
"Get out"
took me like 4 minutes to realise kapooo was capo
me 2
Yeah that's how you pronounce it in america
Ally Lai I thought it was a kazoo
What is a capo?
I started to Google "Kapoo" and thanks to ya'll, "Capo" was 2nd suggestion. "Oh, Capo!" It's Kapoo from now on though. Going to troll all the Guitar Centers.
If only you could steal drum sticks like you can with picks...
Bro I’ll be in stick heaven
The Drummers Life *true, very true*
In Guitar Center, the sticks are beaten to death however
It’s just as easy as shoving them up your hole my guy
i’d be rich
4:40 “uh, what about the custom phaser?”
jared: becomes bird
In 2020, a wuhan cymbal doesn’t sound so good
We have a wuhan brand gong in my high school band 🤣
@@deadlybladesmith3093 XD
Shut up
It never was good
Was looking for this comment
"customer service. nah thats customer service, let me transfer you"
prettycute andexpensive my favorite quote of the video
We've also watched the video
I want to see Jared do a video with his voice imitating pedals. That was amazing.
😂
The phaser was hilarious
+Gabriel Hole-Jones +Jared Dines HAhahah yeah that would be great video : D
+Gabriel Hole-Jones That'd be amazing :D
+Gabriel Hole-Jones He should do voice djent! :D
I played 4:37 right into my mic during class, and my teacher stopped the lesson and said “Who is gargling?”
I died laughing
2:12 i have that exact amp and it is in fact a really loud metal amp
What is it called
“Who tuned this? Was it me? I think it was me.”
I saw a $1500 guitar with a 8 inch piece of untrimmed string hanging off of it. Yeah, Guitar repair? nope!
He said the same thing in Things Studio Drummers Say
"Acoustics? Nah, you want Ukuleles."
*Takes 3 steps, plants feet*
"Land of Yooks?"
Kryptic uke
as a girl walking into a guitar shop, i could only say, every-damn-time.
: this pink guitar would look cute on you!
: electric? acoustic fits you more
: do you play taylor swift
good days 😂
sooo do you play taylor swift? :P
And do you have a pink guitar?
"Can I help you with anything?"
"No I'm good."
"Thank god."
I'm pretty sure that's just everyone who works in retail.
"This is merely for satire and does not reflect the actual business ethic of guitar stores and their employees."
yes they do.
i would give you a like but having 666 likes in a metal video is so amazing
Austin Morrison Tf?
This is Guitar Center all the way. They actually have 2 meetings every day on how to sell extended warranties and how to be a complete jerkoff.
as a former employee i can confirm this. also you lose $ out of your check if you dont sell enough warranties. true story.
+SofaKingLeet well I was considering applying there, but that's bs, nevermind
Michael Jenkins dont waste your time. they want you to be an expert on vintage gear that you will never see.
+SofaKingLeet well considering I run an epiphone through a crate amp, I don't know crap about vintage gear
Michael Jenkins nothing wrong with balling on a budget. tone is all in the fingers anyway.
You pretty much embodied what annoys me most as a woman. Seriously: either it's the boyfriend thing, I even had someone say: "we have hello Kitty guitars down there". I said: "okay, let me see them". And then proceeded to play Lamb of God, Opeth etc. on that guitar. The guy's face was priceless.
"I could probably get my manager to sign up too. He played bass in Crossfade"
So your manager is Mitch James?
"What about the custom distortion"
*Actual death sounds*
I was thinking windows 98 computer crashing
I. Hate. When. They. Always. Ask. If. I want. The. Warranty. I take. Care. Of my stuff.
When i first got a nice les paul i got the warranty and dropped it second day i had it the only time i ever drop a guitar but they saved me
Tom Morello yup and when it breaks like mine did without any warning have fun paying a specialist to fix it! Also hope your drunk friends don't spill beer on your pickups bud. It's called being a smart responsible instrument owner man, don't be a jack off.
Warranty isn't an idiot tax, it's a spare tire. I have warranty on all of my electronics, even though I've not once screwed them. There's a first time for everything.
Tom Morello warranties are a great way to protect against accidents. My rule is pick an amount that you can easily come up with to replace a piece of equipment if it fails, mine is $150, any gear that costs more than that get the warranty. That amount or less no warranty. That simple.
+Tom Morello Good thing I'm a dollar budget luthier, but WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WARRANTY PICKS?(picks are for pussies tbh) And warranty's are useless life vests since a company could be under new management and has the power to void/reject the warranty at any time(ask AVGN).
6:47 Gives a beginner a Floyd rose
2:27 I like how his background changes with the department too
"This is $5,000"
"You want this guitar" 😂😂😂
It wasn't quite 5k but this literally happened to me when my mom and I went to get my first guitar when I was 12. The guy came out with this 1200 dollar guitar saying, "Look, if your kid is serious about guitar, this is the one he needs!" my mom just looked him right in the eye and said, "Look, if you're serious about getting a sell, this is NOT what I need." lol
I ended up with a 50 dollar nylon string guitar. :D I still have it. I wish the guy were better at selling expensive guitars, though....
this is so true, as a woman, i go to guitar center and people treat me like a fucking moron
Wait, girls don't fart, do they?
I've been looked at but not treated badly at all
I'm female and I never had a problem. Maybe because I wasn't looking, I knew what I wanted. A nice capoo
Well I found that not letting yourself be treated however really helps.
Jesus Christ im not a feminist. So are you saying this never happens??? Oh I guess this video is just a feminist video then.
I love how they actually chained the background of every call 😂😂2:27
OMG I LOVED THAT TWO
ME TREE
1:30 help that beautiful jazzmaster in the background is going to fall
5:24 the perfect answer to the " why do you want the buy this?"
Because Guitar!!!
3:55 this actually happened to me once when I was at guitar center when I was like 12. They all were on break for like 45 minutes XD
Me too. I wanted to try a fretless bass, and I asked to a guy, that said:"not now!" And all the others employees where too busy. In the end, another guy arrived, said "I want to try a bass" and started playing. He has been there for 30 fucking minutes, than I decided to go away. Never tried that fretless, and I'm kinda sad of that :c
dbltrplx lol I'd prefer to not be arrested
dbltrplx I would just play Smells Like Teen Spirit intro over and over again
Karen: is there a manager I can speak to?
Jared: *Yeah, lemme go get em’... OH! It’s me!*
Friend: "Bro, your crush is coming this way, act normal."
Me: @4:36
so true... ive walked out with so many picks from guitar center
Uncanny-Alex ditto
Only thing I ever walked out with at Guitar Center was a bad taste in my mouth.
UncannyAlex they are free so why not
cavecookie1 ahhh..bad taste in your mouth?....
I have 45 of them.
Warranty for picks is always needed
Joel Cruz for real, I broke 1 pick this week and last week 2
I mean I can wear out one of those softer picks from like 5 songs so yeah I could need pick warranty
Angelo Heringa nah I loose them
Angelo Heringa dude u need to get thicker picks XD
Angelo Heringa 🤣
5:25 because guitar
Great argument
5:29 lol that's me. so I need a guitar, I really like how Satchel's sounds from steel panthers, needs to be neck-through type blabla. *sees pink one* YES
my dream is to open a proper instrument store to treat musicians with respect
They do exist, but they are few and far between. I encourage you to pursue your dream!! I had the honour of teaching at a proper, respectful music store for many years.
You'll be outta business in 3 days. :)
good luck man!!!
My last time at the local guitar store:
-Hey, can I try out that Epiphone?
-I don't know man, I just cleaned it and it's black, I'm sure you understand
Yeah I'm sure you can guess who'll buy online after this
And who will pay more for shipping and risk it being damaged in the process and also still can't try it out before purchasing it.
You really stuck it to 'em champ!
+Stephen Bennett That's a dick move. I mean, obviously a customer isn't gonna take the time to think about it because why should they, right? Showrooming is not only a nuisance, but a waste of the employees time.
As someone who works in a music shop I can tell you that in store pricing is spot on almost all of the time, at least at my store. We also price match if it's something reasonable and from an authorized vendor
Well then his local sales guy shouldn't be a dick and refuse to let him try the Epiphone. As someone who used to run a brick and mortar store, if one of my employees had decline to let a customer try out an axe because he didn't want to have to clean it again, that employee would be back to flipping burgers the next day.
then those People don't deserve to earn money, or the Guy to have this Job
then those People don't deserve to earn money, or the Guy to have this Job
3:23
No one :
My squire whammy:
Ryan : purchases picks
Jared : cool man do you want warranty with this
-Knock Knock
-Who's there?
-Cap
-Cap Who?
-What is that?
Jonas5537 Oh my gosh... XD
Jonas5537 I
I’ve seen 15 people with this profile picture of JC Denton it’s like the Justin Y of profile pictures
OH YEAH YEAH
Oh yeah yeah
4:34 "What about the custom distortion?" *"A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A"*
*Begins to summon the screams of the damned*
**HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Bippity Bop 420 likes
lmao
I DIEDDDDDD 😂
fluff playing that pink strat is so wholesome lol
The “you need help with anything?”
“Nah”
“Thank god”
Is true for anybody who works any retail job 😂
The amount of times employees instantly lose interest when I say ‘im just looking’ is hilarious
That's probably a truth for every specialty store. 😅
Mostly cuz you just instantly feel like your crowding them after they say it. At least in my experience
Cuz it's a retail store, not a zoo. Come in with money and buy something, don't waste our time.
@@BasedHyperborean the one near me is a zoo, I go to watch the local creatures attempt to play Smoke On The Water
"There is literally no difference between a guitar cable and speaker cable"
Triggered
dude for real... haha
intenttothrill plug it in. You will see God. And not in a good way, either. I seem to recall extremely loud and unpleasant. Glad speaker cable is thicker.
A SPEAKER CABLE HAS TWO RINGS. A GUITAR CABLE HAS ONE RING.
3:22
"What does a whammy do?"
*mimics a whammy noise*
I love this part.
I was waiting for “Looking for a beginner guitar” gets handed charvel Jackson with a Floyd rose bridge aka me it was a tough struggle to start out
Did really somebody recommended a guitar with FR as a beginner guitar?
(I've only heard the exact opposite like a thousand times (last time today) since I'm a beginner and have a FR...)
Man all of this is true when I get a guitar and I start playing someone is saying that guitar fits on me you want to buy it and I said nah just playing this guitar
Ikr I'm going to a guitar store for the first time tomorrow and my dad's gonna drop me off for like 3 hours so I can just play Gibsons the whole time 😂😂😂
+Harry Evans How was it?
Dont forget to buy few picks or strings, for the hours spent on playing their guitars lol
Harry Evans Omg haha
Literally I swear every guitar store employee either says "it looks good on you" or gives you a death stare when you start playing without approaching them
bloopers please !!!
+Manoloutti I'm not quite sure I could handle the bloopers on that one tbh
+Manoloutti yess!!!
+Manoloutti HellzYes
I second that!!!!!!
Yaaaassss plssss
Me, a teenager who knows more than the employees think: "Hey, can I get a beginner guitar?"
GC employees: "Oh yeah! Here you go! *hands me something extremely expensive* This is made just for beginners!"
Me: "You fool. Come on Mom, let's go. These people are- Mom?"
My mother: "Look at this! The employee says you need this!"
Me: "No I don't, I already have one."
If you know so much, why are you up asking for a "beginner guitar" instead of going up to the wall, picking up and testing what you want?
Because I am a beginner? My sister plays guitar too, she just lives 2,000 miles away so I can't borrow hers.
Bro literally any time I go into a guitar center they just assume I don't know what I'm talking about because I still look fairly young, so they just explain everything in the most simple, childish terms. My mom does the same thing
At my local GC I play bass in bands with a third of the employees, another third of them know that, but the last third don't know who I am at all, so they come treat me like they would anyone else off the street. There's like this unspoken agreement between all of us to just let them do it too. It's a good time.
Thanks for having made this video. Let's hope some of those obnoxious employees wacth it and know how disgusting they are...
Guitar Centre once tried to give me $350 for a 6 month old Gibson Les Paul Special that cost $1,100. Ended up selling it on Craigslist for $750.
why didnt you sell it for more though? guitars dont really lose their value, unless they get dented or slightly damaged.
Again, Guitar center is like Lamestop for instruments. It's easier to take it to a local music store or a pawn shop to retain what you've paid for. I prefer taking it to church, make a couple cents, and be strongly blessed for it.
oldGnRrocks1 I needed money fast
I just bought a tele there a month ago and the dude was super helpful. usually they're fuckin cocks in there though
We give 60% of what the lowest to mid-priced sold eBay price goes for. Not our fault, just company rules ya feel
Guy at Sam Ash gave me a handful of guitar picks when I told him I didn't use guitar picks xD
David Dylan lmao that's awesome
I W's at a music store with my sis so she could get a new guitar and after I payed for it the cashier was like take some picks to me and I was like o_0 I play saxophone then he said take em anyways
David Dylan Sam ash is the best 👍🏻. So much better than guitar center.
we need more of that bro. The good stuff
3:50 this killed me
Person: Hey I’m looking for a beginner guitar
Jared:* hands $5000 Floyd Rose*
will dvsds i made the wrong decision do NOT get a floyd rose as a beginner
@@sebasrodriguez8273 i got one as a beginner and its not hard to figure out... then again im handy with my hands i can figure shit out. and i like to work on things so actually im glad i got it
@@iniquity7 same, I got a rhoads v for my first electric when I was like 11 and it taught me a lot.
It's just funny now hearing people complain about it.
PolarBoss 898 it’s all about feel lol
@@gonz9278 nice! That's a sweet guitar
4:36 when u have to sing in church
this skit is so funny i’m dying over here
No one:
The special ed kid in the back of the class: 4:42
4:36 when a 1998 computer crashes
Nobody:
EntityZero: yOu ArE bAd aT cOmEdY i Am BeTTeR
@@lanius3653 I have achieved comedy
@EntityZero thank you
omg ur going to hell😂😂😂😂😂
I work at Guitar Center, and this is DEAD ACCURATE LMAO
+Newh I hope you dont have That half guitar lying around lol
+Abhi Bass96 We have a neck under the display glass xD
GREAT! LOL
+Newh I hope your manager doesn't sees this lmao
+Desi guy I hope he does lol. I enjoy my job there, but honestly he's a shithead.
4:42 is that his mating call? Lmao 😂
4:37 too
Golden Wolf 27 probably
My dog when is about to throw up
Am I just tripping or does Jared say “Wuhan Symbol” at 5:55 ? Jared illuminati confirmed!👽😦
cymbal? idk
No one :
Jared: cupooooooooo
When I got my first paycheck and wanted to buy my first guitar at guitar center. They told me the epiphone I was trying buy was a piece of trash and sounded terrible. Because they wanted to sell 13 year old beginner me a $1,300 Gibson SG...
That's why the luthier perk and ebay can be your friend in cases like these. GC goes by that dreaded commission pay roll like a dealer because they're trying to get rid of their inventory, but generate a small profit to pay these saps a living wage. I'd be fired within a week for BS reasons like telling them the truth/secrets of fixing a broken instrument without busting the bank, guitar lifehacks, and work with the customer's needs instead of throwing random stuff they can't afford/suits their needs just to be on top of the sales board.
Brandon Rodriguez how do you get a pay cheque when you were 13
summer job at my mom's shop
I went to go buy my first motorcycle, yes first motorcycle, and the dealer tried to sale me a Hayabusa. What a dick.
4:04 Damn! That literally happened to me!
Guitar center classic
when Karen says "let me speak to the manager": 6:11
I'm glad they let do that and play along with you. I wish you would do more like this it's hilarious 😂
4:36 Jared sounds like dial-up internet sound
This is making me want to work at a guitar store.
I'm not kidding
Adrian Martinez same
You know... no working at all, jammin’ all day and getting paid for it! Who wouldn’t want that?! 🤘
@Isaac Flores that’s how it is here in Czech republic 🤔
Adrian Martinez same
gooood I hate those guitar store douches.
When I was a kid I went to this local store and it was my first time, and I just goofed off the time I touched the guitar, I remember the saleslady saying "Wow you're so good at it, you should probably buy it", I left immediately and the next month or so I bought it, words sure are tricky
6:42 Mikael Åkerfeldt’s white PRS!
Neat