Trump's Giving Opioids The Death Penalty | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah

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  • čas přidán 20. 03. 2018
  • President Trump reveals his extreme plan to tackle America's opioid epidemic, which involves the death penalty for drug dealers and "very bad" anti-drug adverts for kids.
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Komentáře • 128

  • @vanessasimon1345
    @vanessasimon1345 Před 6 lety +64

    the country elected Gollum bit just cracked me up, LOL

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 6 lety +38

    This is your brain.... * holds up an egg *
    This is your brain on Trump.... * cracks egg into a pan, then pees on it *
    Any questions?

    • @dy1on_
      @dy1on_ Před 6 lety +4

      New Message I have a question. Why do you I see your comment on every single daily show video?

  • @riy99bl90
    @riy99bl90 Před 6 lety +44

    Trump sounded lyk that famous meme from the movie Taken! " we will find u.. we will take u..."...

  • @yuukifenia1611
    @yuukifenia1611 Před 6 lety +6

    To be fair, we've had commercials for harmful substances and stuff like Drunk Driving for years in Canada. So long as they're well informed and not misleading they really do help because they keep everyone conscious about it and keep the issue alive.

    • @tomzimmerman8
      @tomzimmerman8 Před 2 lety

      Well, obviously the commercials aren't working.

  • @glazierblue573
    @glazierblue573 Před 6 lety +39

    I wish trump could take gun control as seriously as drugs but then the dealers aren't paying him to speak for them... Who the bigger danger here?

    • @claire0354
      @claire0354 Před 6 lety

      Glazier Blue yeesss

    • @altrag
      @altrag Před 6 lety +1

      You don't think the pharma industry is paying him?
      The difference with drugs is that there are street corner dealers who make perfect scapegoats. And certainly they're a problem (though the death penalty is a bit excessive.. I guess we'll see if the country is ready to return to 1837.. maybe we should get lynching parties going again as well.. MAG?A!) But they're not the biggest problem, and the biggest problem is unlikely to get addressed in any meaningful manner as long as politicians are for sale.

  • @phniedwn
    @phniedwn Před 6 lety +3

    He has inner monologues out loud. Beautiful. So true, and therefore beautiful. How do people keep a straight face in his presence.

  • @overlordpichu5577
    @overlordpichu5577 Před 6 lety +2

    I always wonder how often scare ads actually work whenever someone floats them as a solution.

  • @bmabeco
    @bmabeco Před 6 lety +166

    your politics have some crazy Ideas... In Portugal ( and no we ar far from being perfect... a lot of our politics are also "garbage" "corrupt" and behind lobbies but in some cases like this) for some years allready we treat the consumers has "sick" not as criminals....!! But with all your private Jails as a business they must have clients " Arrests "...

    • @fayremaiden2425
      @fayremaiden2425 Před 6 lety +10

      Your system is right Bruno Ferreira.We are tackling the situation in UK on a humanitarian ground also. Yes, prisons are big business in US.

    • @chokinonashes61
      @chokinonashes61 Před 6 lety +1

      Fayre Maiden
      Not will the Tories are in office, we have had private prisons here too.

    • @Eusantdac
      @Eusantdac Před 6 lety +1

      Yes, more inmates equals higher shares on Wall St. and thus, more profit.

    • @samanthasmith2102
      @samanthasmith2102 Před 6 lety +3

      It's also the over prescription of opiets from legal sources

    • @The987654321Boom
      @The987654321Boom Před 6 lety +2

      yep its clearly a health issue not a criminal issue.

  • @rochester212
    @rochester212 Před 6 lety +10

    With Trump around, who needs drugs anyway? Every day feels like being high on something.

  • @ibrahimsaleemi4002
    @ibrahimsaleemi4002 Před 6 lety +6

    Gollum would be at least as good a president as Trump, because at least Gollum has a good side.

  • @tunnaal
    @tunnaal Před 6 lety +7

    Is he proposing death penalty to the Sackler Family? Sounds right.

  • @andersonandrighi4539
    @andersonandrighi4539 Před 6 lety +85

    Trump wants to be Duterte.

    • @OriginalPiMan
      @OriginalPiMan Před 6 lety +2

      Anderson Andrighi
      That was probably his inspiration. Just have to hope the American system is a little more robust to prevent extra-judicial executions.

    • @MRTN13
      @MRTN13 Před 6 lety

      Or Xi more likely

    • @operatorlink
      @operatorlink Před 6 lety +1

      The death penalty could work, it doesn't have to be like duterte that extreme and unplanned. Look at Singapore it works if done properly, through the court system. Not only you have to take care of the illegal dealers, you need to regulate doctors in prescribing less opioid pain killers to new patients. Lots of countries do not prescribe those painkillers unless it is really necessary.

    • @xs10086
      @xs10086 Před 6 lety

      Anderson Andrighi Also Putin, Kim, Xi...

    • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
      @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp Před 6 lety +1

      Come on Anderson. Trumpf has never heard of Duterte! LOL

  • @ArchangelSteve
    @ArchangelSteve Před 6 lety +1

    Spending a lot of money on commercials is the least expensive thing you can do?

  • @haimainjauo242
    @haimainjauo242 Před 6 lety +1

    Trump was going to say "scary" and realized what he is actually saying at the last second.

  • @smannee
    @smannee Před 6 lety +1

    I thought he knew the best words

  • @lillililli1726
    @lillililli1726 Před 6 lety +4

    Nailed it as usual...😶😶 speechless 🤐

  • @violetmick2221
    @violetmick2221 Před 6 lety

    Love the dailyshow from Tz

  • @mozaarsenal1113
    @mozaarsenal1113 Před 6 lety

    you got all those sick pictures printed on cigarette box, but people still smoke.

  • @flashbeaster
    @flashbeaster Před 6 lety

    is just a conicidence that I have a video "The Truth About What Happened To Mr. T" from looper, right in the column next to this video ? :d

  • @gap949
    @gap949 Před 6 lety

    Non Gollum is the AG !

  • @darkenrahl7935
    @darkenrahl7935 Před 6 lety

    Best Anti-Drug video I have ever seen.

  • @ashleighjaimaosborne3966
    @ashleighjaimaosborne3966 Před 6 lety +2

    Trump Gollum. Priceless.

  • @nicolab4996
    @nicolab4996 Před 4 lety

    😂 u are the best

  • @eviltroll5622
    @eviltroll5622 Před 6 lety +1

    President Duterte Style Leadership is the "Best"

  • @therebelliousenglish6653

    Very very "think trump think!" uhhhh
    bad commercials

  • @jimmyturner4909
    @jimmyturner4909 Před 6 lety +1

    hahahahahahahaahhaah that was so funny trump would do such a thing to be honest anyways great vedio liked the vid as alwaysssss

  • @wilsonator1000
    @wilsonator1000 Před 6 lety +34

    #DumbCuntTrump

  • @KryssLaBryn
    @KryssLaBryn Před 6 lety

    Maybe someone ought to remind him that treason also used to carry the death penalty. He might not be so quick to be trying to bring it back for other things then...

  • @darkorange4096
    @darkorange4096 Před 5 lety

    Wait did trump say he is gonna make very very very bad commercials? No wonder they are cheap

  • @fatmasaid3683
    @fatmasaid3683 Před 5 lety

    #orangeboy can never change...see he can't even understand wat he says😂😂😂😂

  • @Yurindeep
    @Yurindeep Před 6 lety

    No idea is anyone has mentioned this yet. It's the 80's kids that are the ones addicted to the drugs. Those commercials did nothing for my generation to keep them away from drugs.

  • @dontoews6754
    @dontoews6754 Před 6 lety

    start with the sackler famiy, and pudue execs

  • @vileguile4
    @vileguile4 Před 6 lety

    More Gollum pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease Master xD

  • @Lolly4twDasOrginal
    @Lolly4twDasOrginal Před 6 lety

    someone should clone Donald, seeing him debate with himself would be fun

    • @colin77
      @colin77 Před 6 lety

      and run the risk of 2 donalds having more kids? ahhhhhh

    • @Lolly4twDasOrginal
      @Lolly4twDasOrginal Před 6 lety

      so you still believe mankind has a chance ^^

  • @danithemage1563
    @danithemage1563 Před 6 lety

    Rhombulus: DEATH DEAAATH

  • @shinmalphur2734
    @shinmalphur2734 Před 6 lety +1

    Wouldn’t it be ironic if his version of killing drug users was to pump them full of so much heroine their heart exploded?

  • @kateemma22
    @kateemma22 Před 6 lety

    He was doing so well until they let him go off-script.

  • @adamtzsch
    @adamtzsch Před 6 lety +5

    Clown

  • @jonsmith5460
    @jonsmith5460 Před 6 lety

    Trump would give carrots the death penalty if he could!

  • @zoddsonofthor5576
    @zoddsonofthor5576 Před 6 lety +2

    Jezz - plan let's go back to the 50's is going full steam.
    Pathetic.... ppl always look back when their to cowardly to walk forward.

    • @undinism69
      @undinism69 Před 6 lety +1

      Zodd Sonofthor it hasn't worked in the 6 or 7 decades of commercials and other war on drugs, but it'll work this time? Haha. Especially now people can actually Google real life results which defeats their anti drug propaganda.

    • @zoddsonofthor5576
      @zoddsonofthor5576 Před 6 lety

      Warren smith yep sadly the ones who need to learn that are unwilling to learn and now anything they dont like they can just write off as fake. Seems no one is taught critical thinking anymore.

  • @scattygirl1
    @scattygirl1 Před 6 lety

    4:05 Trump really is thick as mince.

    • @negiattaher3661
      @negiattaher3661 Před 6 lety

      I see symptoms of dementia.
      Guy iis losing it. I don't like Trump but I feel sorry for him. His cognitive ability is diminishing. No a petty site

  • @Rook_Wyatt
    @Rook_Wyatt Před 6 lety

    Kingsman 2 coming real.

  • @remyautar9381
    @remyautar9381 Před 6 lety

    send you a card trevo

  • @rockmusicfan9278
    @rockmusicfan9278 Před 6 lety

    So trump is a combination of the purge and kingsmen?

  • @vickymc9695
    @vickymc9695 Před 6 lety +3

    Trump Gollum

  • @georgemezzor1343
    @georgemezzor1343 Před 6 lety

    Orange Gollum

  • @riy99bl90
    @riy99bl90 Před 6 lety

    Trevor... 👍

  • @mrpunjabi8606
    @mrpunjabi8606 Před 6 lety

    Put trump in the commercials ill be scared to be like him

  • @shaykespeeer7040
    @shaykespeeer7040 Před 6 lety

    Should we start a petition to have the CEO's of the largest opioid manufacturers and peddlers given the death penalty? Purdue Pharma, Cephalon, Teva, Johnson & Johnson, Janssen Pharmaceuticals, Endo Health Solutions and Actavis? Go ahead Dumbp, give those CEO's the death penalty.

  • @dr.realshit6512
    @dr.realshit6512 Před 6 lety

    How dumb does he think kids are, are these commercials going to be scary then the conjuring...

  • @mahersbenati
    @mahersbenati Před 6 lety

    I'm glad to see that Trump is learning things from Saudi Arabia

  • @ronatlas2055
    @ronatlas2055 Před 6 lety

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha(fake laugh)

  • @adamtzsch
    @adamtzsch Před 6 lety

    Hands up if you think he said “pedal”.

  • @tmaziriri
    @tmaziriri Před 6 lety

    Asian countries do not fuck around with drugs. Whether Mules, dealers, users, they all face massive jail terms and death sentences.

  • @mjohanss1975
    @mjohanss1975 Před 6 lety

    I've never noticed that Trump is rocking three chins before. Is he gaining weight?

  • @Alecxace
    @Alecxace Před 6 lety

    reminds me of Duterte

  • @zabaoth
    @zabaoth Před 6 lety

    Yes, he wants to go full Duterte. But you cannot argue with results. If in one night you just went and killed all the drug kingpins and dealers, then declared they killed each other. I guarantee the drug trade would go down. It's simple risk/reward.

  • @Yogpodfan420
    @Yogpodfan420 Před 6 lety

    thanks trump now I have to get a job

  • @MichaelLLloyd
    @MichaelLLloyd Před 6 lety

    Like Trevor Noah cares... or Trump for that matter.

  • @thehellyousay
    @thehellyousay Před 6 lety

    once america learns that trump has only remained solvent the last couple of decades because he gets a percentage of the russian mob money gleaned from drugs and prostitution, that he's been laundering for them

  • @adgepeterb
    @adgepeterb Před 6 lety

    Jesus was black.. jheeze

  • @xphantombearv3839
    @xphantombearv3839 Před 6 lety

    Trevor needs to become president!

  • @RandalThor-debunk
    @RandalThor-debunk Před 6 lety

    tell me something american, did your politics have forgot your own prohibition troubles back in 40' or later ? how criminals have make so many money because of it ? Unbelivable

  • @martinalexhuh
    @martinalexhuh Před 6 lety

    Trump has been skimming through economist magazines. The death penalty is a socially unacceptable answer, but its pretty good incentive to not mess with drugs (This is not my opinion, just a fact).

  • @nhokonhokopuala
    @nhokonhokopuala Před 6 lety

    I cannot stand his voice anymore,....

  • @danilyevh.2712
    @danilyevh.2712 Před 6 lety

    Some countries like in Southeast Asia have the death penalty and its rather useful

  • @sarethaabass4163
    @sarethaabass4163 Před 6 lety +1

    First am addicted but don't give af get cake die young

  • @bigbulk688
    @bigbulk688 Před 6 lety

    I am bored....Trump should up the antique

  • @prashantsaxena2790
    @prashantsaxena2790 Před 6 lety

    u r so cute Trevor, you think Trump will survive as president till 2020.

  • @jaweedhaidery20
    @jaweedhaidery20 Před 3 lety

    Dude, what will u do with ur career after Trump is not president anymore....I bet u will just follow him everywhere....

  • @zarathustra3976
    @zarathustra3976 Před 6 lety

    Trump is right about death penalty for heavy traffickers. Its not funny.

    • @cariad123
      @cariad123 Před 6 lety +2

      Zarathustra murdering people is never the right way to go.