Average penis length is on the rise, because that’s the only way men can evolve

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  • @makeracistsafraidagain
    @makeracistsafraidagain Před 10 měsíci +184

    Rats.
    Mine hasn’t changed at all.

    • @ulysessoliverasponyman
      @ulysessoliverasponyman Před 10 měsíci +2

      Mine did and I don't like that picture of that loser

    • @tjaspire
      @tjaspire Před 10 měsíci +12

      I like your screen name. ❤ @OP

    • @jasonjohnson9697
      @jasonjohnson9697 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Mine either brother 😂

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@tjaspire
      I ❤ it too! What I cannot figure out is why there is a picture of guy who was positively mentioned in over 80 hip hop songs🤔
      Why not put Robert “KKK” Byrd, Joe TaliBiden, Cori “black supremacy” Bush or another demokkkrat racist picture instead?

    • @shannonclark67
      @shannonclark67 Před 10 měsíci +1

      ​@@MajorHenryL. You're not in the military.. As someone in the military you trolls are pathetic clowns 🤡

  • @JAMinerViews
    @JAMinerViews Před 10 měsíci +162

    Pay the writers!

    • @Justmeandmy20cents
      @Justmeandmy20cents Před 10 měsíci +6

      So we can get better jokes....

    • @jltaco85
      @jltaco85 Před 10 měsíci +2

      them greedy writers were getting paid well!!!!!

    • @billymadison8574
      @billymadison8574 Před 10 měsíci +2

      TV writer's minimum salary was $4,546 per week, for an avg. 29 week season. I guess $131,834 for 7 months of work isnt enough 🤷‍♂️

    • @JAMinerViews
      @JAMinerViews Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@billymadison8574 1... please check your sources on that.. 2. Please tell me you're not thinking that all writers make as much as established network network tv writers....

    • @billymadison8574
      @billymadison8574 Před 10 měsíci

      @@JAMinerViews I literally stated "tv writers" & outlined a 29 week network, season. Also, that pay was the WGA contracted minimum for 2019-2020, so I'd presume its higher now, to account for inflation. Do u have a source citing something to the contrary?

  • @ThatGuy-zh3vu
    @ThatGuy-zh3vu Před 10 měsíci +51

    I seriously miss late night talk shows, especially Stephen Colbert...they need to pay the writers so they can get back to work

  • @stevekight1955
    @stevekight1955 Před 10 měsíci +33

    We need the metric system. 10 centimeters sounds better than 4 inches

  • @Mrc172
    @Mrc172 Před 10 měsíci +25

    Andrew Tate's almost halfway there.

  • @kevinbaker8474
    @kevinbaker8474 Před 10 měsíci +40

    Don’t measure from the top. Nothing up there but hurt feelings.

    • @jasonjohnson9697
      @jasonjohnson9697 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

    • @meatslide
      @meatslide Před 10 měsíci +4

      I measure from the bottom of the spine to the tip and add or subtract length given the current temperature, humidity and time of day😂🤣

    • @billymadison8574
      @billymadison8574 Před 10 měsíci +5

      ​@@meatslide Nah bro, you're forgetting wind-speed & lighting

    • @meatslide
      @meatslide Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@billymadison8574 I can't believe I didn't factor that. I could gain 1-2 more millimeters

  • @thefishingpol
    @thefishingpol Před 10 měsíci +22

    Too bad this doesn't help with duration. We could only hope for 24% more ..😂

    • @Twiggy163
      @Twiggy163 Před 10 měsíci +5

      Thats what the second round is for.

    • @SE-gs6gd
      @SE-gs6gd Před 10 měsíci

      Yeah …😐

    • @thefishingpol
      @thefishingpol Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@Twiggy163 riiight 🙄

    • @sha1841
      @sha1841 Před 10 měsíci +1

      A 2nd round isn’t necessary if you take care of your duties in the 1st round

  • @michaelc8179
    @michaelc8179 Před 10 měsíci +28

    Don't give away trade secrets!!! LoL

  • @aking3624
    @aking3624 Před 10 měsíci +13

    Gotta include the taint...🤪😂🤦

  • @lazersword6274
    @lazersword6274 Před 10 měsíci +23

    Not according to Alex Jones 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @javierchacone561
    @javierchacone561 Před 10 měsíci +25

    This is HILARIOUS 😂

  • @Yo-gp4ib
    @Yo-gp4ib Před 10 měsíci +10

    What about girth? That’s what matters.

    • @Quinn37
      @Quinn37 Před 10 měsíci

      There is a correct length amd girth

    • @theoriginalbridgetconnors
      @theoriginalbridgetconnors Před 10 měsíci +1

      A friend of mine said he was only 4 inches, but some women like it that big around!

    • @Quinn37
      @Quinn37 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@theoriginalbridgetconnors I think "wide" is the term. 4" around is pretty small

    • @Yo-gp4ib
      @Yo-gp4ib Před 10 měsíci

      @@theoriginalbridgetconnors yea that’s small. Toilet paper roll around is where it’s at. 5.5 inches

  • @AMavua
    @AMavua Před 10 měsíci +3

    😂😂😂 I'm an African, this study isn't reflective of my location

  • @user-wp9jc4cu5x
    @user-wp9jc4cu5x Před 10 měsíci +66

    Sarah is hilarious

    • @helios7212
      @helios7212 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Gorgeous too. The hilariousness plays a big part of that tho 😅😅🥵

    • @nanaki3795
      @nanaki3795 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Who is she? Sarah what?

    • @noneofuourbusiness
      @noneofuourbusiness Před 10 měsíci +2

      ​@@nanaki3795bot

    • @sha1841
      @sha1841 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Sarah Silverman

    • @noneofuourbusiness
      @noneofuourbusiness Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@sha1841 He knows who she is.... A closet fan boy

  • @rduval
    @rduval Před 10 měsíci +21

    Black men are finally being surveyed

    • @billymadison8574
      @billymadison8574 Před 10 měsíci +6

      Finally have the recognition MLK dreamed of ✊🏾

    • @saymyname8925
      @saymyname8925 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@billymadison8574 "my four inches judged by the content of their character"

    • @griffin3508
      @griffin3508 Před 6 měsíci

      😂😂😂😂

  • @user-sc4wg3vz7j
    @user-sc4wg3vz7j Před 10 měsíci +7

    Oh my, I laughed like crazy!

  • @808bigisland
    @808bigisland Před 10 měsíci +4

    All the while meat curtains hang down to the knees.

  • @timdavis4463
    @timdavis4463 Před 10 měsíci +1

    This joke was made by Adam Carolla on loveline in the 90's. I'm sure it's just an overlap, but her and Carolla were friends for a while during the Kimmel days at least

  • @josiahmick1175
    @josiahmick1175 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I remember when she was kind of funny- but this is why Hollywood is imploding- the relentless male bashing drives men away and women are getting nervous

  • @Windsingerful
    @Windsingerful Před 10 měsíci

    😂😂😂 By George, I think she’s got it! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hannahmore9118
    @hannahmore9118 Před 10 měsíci +6

    As a woman suffering from prolapse everything, shorter and wider is better. Do not want longer! That effing hurts! Wider now, that is awesome.

  • @ProgressiveDragon
    @ProgressiveDragon Před 10 měsíci +4

    Go vegan/vegetarian and its lasts longer and its stronger.

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli Před 10 měsíci +1

      ... this is not about carrots 😂

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 Před 10 měsíci

      "Consumption of a Healthy Plant-based Diet is Associated With a Decreased Risk of Erectile Dysfunction: A Cross-sectional Study of the National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey
      Chase Carto, et al"
      "Conclusion- More plant-based diet intake was associated with a reduced presence of ED and less severe ED in China. Committing to plant-based diet can be encouraged for many health benefits and to lower ED burden. Further well-designed studies are warranted to validate our findings."- Title-"The association between plant-based diet and erectile dysfunction in Chinese men"

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 Před 10 měsíci

      Just one more reason to go vegan. Can anyone refute any of these compelling reasons to boycott animal products?
      1-Your own health (vegans are less likely to get the most common chronic, deadly diseases)
      2-Helping to end animal agriculture would reduce the chance of another pandemic & other zoonotic diseases
      3-Helping to end animal ag would reduce the chance of the development of an antibiotic resistant pathogen.
      4-Animal ag wastes a huge amount of fresh water. Each vegan saves 219,000 gallons of water every year!
      5-Animal ag is a major cause of water pollution
      6-Animal ag is a major cause of deforestation
      7-Animal ag increases PTSD and spousal abuse in the people who work in slaughterhouses. Workers in meat packing facilities often endure terrible, dangerous working conditions.
      8-Animal ag is a major cause of the loss of habitat and biodiversity
      9-Needless killing of innocent, sentient beings cannot be ethically justified.
      10- It is the single most effective way for each of us to fight climate change and environmental degradation.
      11- Longer lifespan.
      12- Healthier weight (vegans were the only dietary group in the Adventist Studies that had an average BMI in the recommended range.)
      13- A healthy plant based diet significantly reduces the chances of ED later in life, and even 1 meal can improve bedroom performance
      14- Vegetarians and vegans have lower rates of dementia later in life
      15- A plant based diet could save money! You could reduce your food budget by one third!
      16-A fully plant based diet improves the immune system according to a study published in the journal BMJ Nutrition Prevention & Health
      17-A fully plant based food system would greatly reduce food borne illnesses like salmonella
      18-A fully plant based food system would be able to feed millions more people. Our population is growing!
      19-A fully plant based food system would save 13,000 lives a year from the air pollution caused by animal agriculture, according to a study
      20- A vegan world would save 8 million human lives a year, and $1 trillion in health care and related costs (Oxford Study)
      Links for some of these are at my channel under "About."
      If you doubt any of them, I would be glad to cite evidence from credible sources to back them up. CZcams only allows a certain number of links at my channel.
      After I made my list, I found this video with his own list which overlaps mine. He cites evidence from credible sources in the description.
      czcams.com/video/uc6Mjms1rhM/video.html

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 Před 10 měsíci

      @@Mondfischli Carrots? No, but arugula, beets, and watermelon rind do have beneficial effects on a temporary basis in this regard.

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli Před 10 měsíci

      @@someguy2135 .. they're even harder to fixate though 😂

  • @summer-west
    @summer-west Před 10 měsíci +1

    P(r) = P(l) - (F1 + F2). Reach = length minus the girth of both foopahs.

  • @veronicadoggone5660
    @veronicadoggone5660 Před 10 měsíci

    24%... that T'AINT so bad😂

  • @bradcalhoun8976
    @bradcalhoun8976 Před 10 měsíci

    Oh wow. And I thought MINE WAS average. APPARENTLY, I’m walking around with Optimus Prime towering over AVERAGE!

  • @Trevorw18
    @Trevorw18 Před 10 měsíci +3

    I wish mine would grow with the inflation

    • @MotherMeece
      @MotherMeece Před 10 měsíci +4

      Careful what you wish for, inflation is beginning to shrink!! 😉

    • @velvetrose7729
      @velvetrose7729 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@MotherMeece LOL.....y'all play too much....LOL!

    • @sha1841
      @sha1841 Před 10 měsíci

      😂😂😂

  • @matiascurtidor15
    @matiascurtidor15 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Mine's getting smller

    • @jasonjohnson9697
      @jasonjohnson9697 Před 10 měsíci +1

      I broke mine and I have lost something because it know curves the opposite of my natural curve. It is really weird but it broke having a great day 😂😂

  • @JustMeB729
    @JustMeB729 Před 10 měsíci

    EXACTLY. Sounds about right on the measuring 😅

  • @rhadden8976
    @rhadden8976 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Our secret is out. LoL

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer5296 Před 10 měsíci

    gives a new meaning to Big D energy

  • @sergiodarosa1034
    @sergiodarosa1034 Před 5 měsíci

    She's a size queen

  • @1719456
    @1719456 Před 10 měsíci

    You are the reason, Sarah! Muuah!

  • @cmiller6352
    @cmiller6352 Před 10 měsíci

    That’s Corolla’s bit from Loveline in the 2000s!

    • @sha1841
      @sha1841 Před 10 měsíci

      Please post the clip

    • @cmiller6352
      @cmiller6352 Před 10 měsíci

      @@sha1841 czcams.com/video/oCwvmXNZR0Y/video.html

  • @user-yb8vr2ip2t
    @user-yb8vr2ip2t Před 10 měsíci

    Don't tell me she isn't funny. 😂😂

  • @tawanu
    @tawanu Před 10 měsíci

    I don’t mind giving her mine

  • @MS09631
    @MS09631 Před 10 měsíci

    And it still not long enough to shut her up!

    • @velvetrose7729
      @velvetrose7729 Před 10 měsíci

      @bartsimms1357......Stop putting yours in her brother and maybe she will!

  • @stirlingfletcher7040
    @stirlingfletcher7040 Před 10 měsíci +1

    All thanks to Photoshop and AI 🤣

  • @Majorhavoktv
    @Majorhavoktv Před 7 měsíci

    Thank you Lord I am above average.

  • @LilPersey
    @LilPersey Před 10 měsíci

    hire her full tym, she's the alternative Trevor ❤😂

  • @o0Silverwolf0o
    @o0Silverwolf0o Před 10 měsíci

    They are getting longer due to yoga pants becoming a fashion trend on the streets.

  • @reenapurdy3923
    @reenapurdy3923 Před 10 měsíci

    Don't know about size or inches.. we're always lied to

  • @jayclink4826
    @jayclink4826 Před 10 měsíci

    Do they actually pay someone to go from door to door measuring men's poles?

  • @Dangarmukund
    @Dangarmukund Před 10 měsíci +1

    Is this real or old clip

    • @thomthom6268
      @thomthom6268 Před 10 měsíci +4

      old from when she hosted Daily Show

  • @steveosus
    @steveosus Před 10 měsíci

    But its true though, the entire equipment starts from about there...

  • @fourlightsorchestra
    @fourlightsorchestra Před 10 měsíci

    Wait, how are we supposed to measure it then?

  • @grant50
    @grant50 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Hahahahaha! Sarah Kills me!

  • @arielmalanga
    @arielmalanga Před 10 měsíci

    Trump’s remains mushroom-sized. 🍄

  • @joycemoore8098
    @joycemoore8098 Před 10 měsíci

    know why women are such poor judges of distances?
    because ALL of our lives, we have been told that this, ________, is 12 INCHES!!

  • @longlostlibra
    @longlostlibra Před 10 měsíci

    It's called selective breeding.

  • @Kno_Buddy
    @Kno_Buddy Před 10 měsíci +5

    Honestly never measured. I mean the only people seeing it are me, my doctor, and whoever I’m being intimate with and I’m completely comfortable with what I have. It’s not massive, but it’s not small either, I’d say probably around average.

  • @MotherMeece
    @MotherMeece Před 10 měsíci

    Just curious, a question for the researchers: who exactly is taking the measurements and they've been doing this for 30 years, why exactly? Goodness how will Tucky Carlson spin this one since appears to be saying the opposite of his take men are less "manly" now? As he giggles like a preschool little girl!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nickisunderee7804
    @nickisunderee7804 Před 10 měsíci

    If that's the evolution size then cave men had ussies

  • @godwantsplastic
    @godwantsplastic Před 10 měsíci

    Women have had the opportunity to be more selective.

  • @RJK1981
    @RJK1981 Před 10 měsíci

    Lol, that's it?!

  • @sarahpeters5957
    @sarahpeters5957 Před 10 měsíci +6

    Hysterical!

  • @billcoleman1255
    @billcoleman1255 Před 10 měsíci

    Not a big deal for me. Honestly, I've never had any complaints in the "size" department. I just hope my lady never hooks up with a ten inch guy.

  • @mostertpot1
    @mostertpot1 Před 10 měsíci

    Rubish, mine has never been this short. It was longer when I was born 73 years ago. But I keep my hopes up, but that is about all I can keep up.

  • @benkarbaumer3075
    @benkarbaumer3075 Před 10 měsíci

    Mixing with Africans

  • @bobbytalley8826
    @bobbytalley8826 Před 10 měsíci

    Is that on limp or swole!

  • @MarcusChefMark
    @MarcusChefMark Před 10 měsíci

    🎉🎉🎉

  • @JJISMID
    @JJISMID Před 10 měsíci +1

    Huh?

  • @chrisstull1831
    @chrisstull1831 Před 10 měsíci

    Bru why not. 6.6 inches

  • @lisagayhart2482
    @lisagayhart2482 Před 10 měsíci

    That’s hilarious

  • @amajax24
    @amajax24 Před 10 měsíci

    Birth control... Women are selectively choosing to only procreate with decent dongage 😂

  • @Sedeedde
    @Sedeedde Před 8 měsíci

    Does she really think she is being funny Lol

  • @mauriciocabrera3224
    @mauriciocabrera3224 Před 10 měsíci +1

    😂😂😂

  • @charlenefaulkner5230
    @charlenefaulkner5230 Před 10 měsíci +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @herculespayton2460
    @herculespayton2460 Před 10 měsíci

    Diversity

  • @Dopeamiine
    @Dopeamiine Před 10 měsíci +1

    compared to me 5.5 inches is still small strill gotta grow 2.5 inches

  • @stephenmcintyre8622
    @stephenmcintyre8622 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Women have evolved too they r now much bigger and appear to be turning into men

    • @jaywilk7249
      @jaywilk7249 Před 10 měsíci

      😂😂😂😂 - hilarious

    • @theoriginalbridgetconnors
      @theoriginalbridgetconnors Před 10 měsíci +1

      Aw sweetie, you need to get out of your mom's basement once in a while.

    • @stephenmcintyre8622
      @stephenmcintyre8622 Před 10 měsíci

      @@theoriginalbridgetconnorslol left over 25 years ago ...as for women getting bigger lol.....open yr eyes there is an obseity crisis among western women don't take my word for it take the WHO word half of America women r clinical obese.....as for turning into men ....chain smoking beer belly fold mouth tattoo covered used to to the trade marks of every alcoholic male ....not any more lol.....and as for my mom.....best advice she ever gave me guard yr own time and money as around aged 28 alot of women will come looking for it ......gotta love mother's the only women that will tell u how life is with another women .....lol.....loving life 😘

    • @firebirdone03
      @firebirdone03 Před 10 měsíci

      Those are called trans women be careful some of them still have an extra appendage. Real women don't get that big unless you mean by weight. If that's the case that's a whole other issue to talk about.

    • @Whatchalookingat588
      @Whatchalookingat588 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@theoriginalbridgetconnorsok now chill 😂😅

  • @jasonbean2764
    @jasonbean2764 Před 10 měsíci +3

    5.5"? Rookies.

  • @lenovolenovo1725
    @lenovolenovo1725 Před 10 měsíci

    I'm old n it's working...but it's 🦐

  • @margoryplacha4374
    @margoryplacha4374 Před 10 měsíci

    who measured?

  • @waltersstreet
    @waltersstreet Před 10 měsíci

    BaaZing!

  • @Netlife11.
    @Netlife11. Před 10 měsíci

    Bs..,.they shrinking because of false estrogen

  • @jdpearson29
    @jdpearson29 Před 10 měsíci

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johnnythomas6723
    @johnnythomas6723 Před 10 měsíci

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vickibwarren9722
    @vickibwarren9722 Před 10 měsíci

    😂😮

  • @dickball2638
    @dickball2638 Před 10 měsíci

    Technically, it's from the taint....🙃

  • @WestOfEarth
    @WestOfEarth Před 10 měsíci

    I don't think this study says what you think it does Sarah :) For a trait to biologically evolve, it has to be selected for. Women are doing the selecting, and it appears more women are choosing to have more children with men who have larger penises. Women are not selecting as a trait men who are more emotionally in touch with themselves.
    Hilarious joke though, lol, even if it's not scietifically accurate.

  • @KenyattaGross
    @KenyattaGross Před 10 měsíci

    Average of whom

  • @alexandre5204
    @alexandre5204 Před 10 měsíci +2

    This is not fun.
    Signed: a man

  • @williamrhodes6805
    @williamrhodes6805 Před 10 měsíci

    ?

  • @gardy4390
    @gardy4390 Před 10 měsíci

    Who cares ?

  • @franciscoiramossalinas6549
    @franciscoiramossalinas6549 Před 10 měsíci

    Love this. Dislike button 😂❤

  • @pattisteely4650
    @pattisteely4650 Před 10 měsíci

    Blue pill lol

  • @Carolinepostcomedian
    @Carolinepostcomedian Před 10 měsíci

    BS

  • @Steelmage99
    @Steelmage99 Před 10 měsíci +1

    This isn't the burn on men, that Sarah thinks it is.
    Quite the opposite, in fact......

  • @AdrianMunch
    @AdrianMunch Před 10 měsíci

    Average is 5.5 inches … average ? Imagine how many are so short that it takes a 7 or an 8 down to 5.5. ?

  • @Nakachuua
    @Nakachuua Před 10 měsíci

    Yt men lol

  • @marclaporte3710
    @marclaporte3710 Před 9 měsíci

    5.5 ? pffft

  • @MrWolff__
    @MrWolff__ Před 10 měsíci +1

    First here.....ummm....this convo is awks

  • @eureca2681
    @eureca2681 Před 8 měsíci

    At 6 ft 2 my 6.7 in feel smalls

  • @carrieraupp757
    @carrieraupp757 Před 10 měsíci

    Hilarious 😂

  • @mauryanempire7503
    @mauryanempire7503 Před 10 měsíci +18

    But when talk about women body part you are either called as sexiest or misogynist.
    Typical hypocrisy

  • @gerirl4978
    @gerirl4978 Před 9 měsíci

    5.5" 😂😂😂😂😂 avrige

  • @louiswhite805
    @louiswhite805 Před 10 měsíci

    At that rate your great great great granddaughters my get to enjoy emerging joysticks. But ladies you don't have to wait, 11 inches is available to you right this moment. And, as always, when dropping by all you need wear is a wet T-Shirt!

  • @nobudget2547
    @nobudget2547 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Ayo somebody hand me a dictionary..I need to recheck what progressive and modern means ??

  • @4therush
    @4therush Před 10 měsíci

    Wait.. We measure from there now!!!? Yes!! I am almost average!!!!

  • @JAMinerViews
    @JAMinerViews Před 10 měsíci +2

    Pay the writers!