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Joe and James talk about the nature of chimpanzees and how they have leaders among groups of them, just like humans.
James Reed is a filmmaker whose works include "My Octopus Teacher," "Rise of the Warrior Apes," and "Jago: A Life Underwater." His new documentary series "Chimp Empire" is streaming on Netflix now.
Clip Taken From JRE #1988 w/ James Reed
Host: Joe Rogan
Guest: James Reed
Producer: Jamie Vernon
#jre #joerogan #comedy #funny
Even the chimp guy is not into chimps as much as Joe
😂😂😂
Hahahahaba this is gold.
😅
Our DNA aligns with 99% of a chimpanzee. It's fascinating to know we're all in the primate species and sometimes it certainly shows lol the ritualism and aggression. The unintelligence at times haha
@@alexhalsell1991 no we don't. We align more with pigs when it comes to DNA.
There is an old legend, that if you stay on CZcams long enough, you will eventually watch Joe Rogan talking about Chimps and/or The Pyramids.
I still miss the OG days when he used to constantly talk about coyotes killing his chickens
😂😂😂
Dmt
mostly on bears
Don’t forget bears
Clicked immediately.
Joe talking about animals? Yes please! 💯
It’s clickbait, that is in fact not at all clickbait.
Fr 😂
@@BBDumfuk 😂😂
😂 damn.. me too
Nothing more heartwarming than joe talking about his fellow chimps
🏆
Facts
No coincidence this is on your algorithm because of planet of the apes 😂
I saw a video where like a troop of 30 chimps left their camp to attack a neighbouring chimp camp that was close to their territory. It was crazy to see because they moved so coordinated and tactical. Once they were close they all sat with death silence while waiting for their troupe leader to give a signal (it was prolly the alpha but idk). Once the troupe leader gave a signal they all ran into the camp screaming and jumping, some had sticks and some had stones and they made their rivals run away. At the end they killed a couple members and increased their own territory.
It was the most fascinating thing I've ever seen. It was like seeing a navy seal operation but with animals
Holy shit. Man, there’s a place in Africa - I think it might be the Congo, that a militia tried to teach chimps how to use Machetes, it started to back fire so they gave up.
They could NOT get all the machetes back.
As the chimps returned to the wild they taught other chimps, and in fact you can still find videos of chimps with those machetes, using them.
Apparently they still continue to attack / kill people.
That never happened
Link?
Planet earth the BBC documentary, I also remember watching this like 15 years ago
I saw that video as well. It was a madhouse except for the chimp known as Cornelius, who was a pacifist and refused to fight.
The JRE podcast started and has been building up to this precise moment and podcast
This is so true 😂
Joe took a dmt trip after this and yes Demetrius mighty mouse is in the goat conversation 😂
I didn't know Mark Wahlberg was a chimpanzee expert. You learned something everyday.
It does look like Mark Wahlberg scientist edition.
He was in planet of the apes, after all.
Came here to say the same 😂
Planet of the apes my boi
Why arent i learning something new everyday anymore? Did i died
David’s spade in another reality 😂
😭☠️
The hybrid love child of David Spade and Mark Wahlberg.
I can't unsee it@brawndothethirstmutilator9848
I don’t see it
@@brawndothethirstmutilator9848 ok once read that is impossible not to see!
This is Joe at his best, with questions and observations...doesn't surprise me that he's at his best when talking chimps lmao
When it comes down to Ape, Joe ain't fuckin around
Alien podcasts are asking the same question about us.
Thats what i was thinking
So which alphas would have to die for our society to be utopian?
The Jark Rargan experience
I can imagine Joe swimming with orcas having conversations, hunting with chimps for food, and end of day does these podcasts.
This was all Joe ever wanted.
It's was he does
Even in life you need change every 5-6 years to avoid being stagnant. My whole life I've never worked at a company more than 6 years. I've seen guys stuck at the same desk for 10+ years and they never seem happy. It's like they are stuck in a comfortable life and either don't know how to crawl out of that rut or are too scared to try a new environment. It's bad for personal growth. To all you young guys who are starting your careers, keep this in mind. Heading towards the unknown is always a good thing.
Great advice. I'm starting a new job tmrw after 8 years at my last job. On average humans change jobs every 5 years
I've been at my current job for 8yrs...longest I've ever stayed at one job by far...but I'm getting older now...and find the stability refreshing...it's also allowed me to try out and find a couple new hobbies...don't get me wrong tho, I've perfected the job and even came up with a couple new ways of doing it...but I do get bored outta my mind with it...
I’ve been at my job for 26 years. It’s sales so there are different challenges every day. Looking at people on LinkedIn, it seems people get new jobs every 2 years. That’s crazy to me, but I understand your point.
@@slackamacgaming6721time to switch it up bro.....8 years is too long
100%. quit up every 3- 4 years. One can hop up faster at 2- 3 years after being annointed a Manager. This is how to triple a paycheck.
Chimp Empire was so damn cinematic and cool. Was thinking how much Joe would absolutely love it.
Crazy how they were able to get that footage...
Crazy how they were able to get that footage…
Crazy how they were able to get that footage…
Crazy how they were able to get that footage...
What footage guys, what footage, please guys, tell me guys, what footage?
Joe is the definition of “Never stop learning” you never know who’s coming on the show 👏🏼
Joe is very familiar with the chimp mentality...🤣🤣🤣
Porky Pie was just chillin in the trees, eatin figs, caught slippin and the western chimps got him. Jackson went out like a hero.
What have you been I must see this documentary now not now but right now
Puig, Haystack Rock?
😢I called it as soon as he left the group he was gonna get caught
imagine a chimp becoming self aware that they are being influenced by another chimp
You dont think the chimps submitting to an alpha is evidence of being self aware?
Most humans dont have the self awareness that they are being influenced by other humans.
I do. Obviously that's the case. There would be no takeover otherwise
Recently watched the documentary & it really is insane the similarities between the chimps tribal & political behaviors and our own. I wouldn’t be shocked at all if some of them are aware of that
@@CantTellYou what’s the name of documentary? I’m interested
Imagine aliens watching us, studying us. Just like we do with other animals.
They probably come home from work, smoke a bowl of some galaxy dust and watch ''The Human Channel'.
You tube name of the day Braaaa!
Aliens aren’t from other planets but from other dimensions. Inter dimensional not extra terrestrial. Food for thought.
@@am3818Yeah right, and my wife is Pamela Anderson from another dimension
Martin Marcus, Be honest your wife is Louie Anderson from another dimension.
Bet their coverage of earth is also far less politically motivated 😂 probably see us as a comedy show
I can never get enough of Joe/Chimp talk
Chimps & Bears bring out the best of Joe, those were some excellent questions he asked
Wolves too
When he said, if the leader of the chimps does not do a good job then they get killed. Imagine if that applied to the president🤣 that would filter out a lot of people
Hell if they just stop babysitting the current one, he'd just wander off somewhere 😆
One the most insane documentaries I’ve seen the camera work is crazy how they got so close
Dude Im still wondering how they got close too. That would of been the first thing I asked. Not sure if joe did in this pod?
So insane indeed! Especially right in the middle of a chimp war! 😳😬
@@Grimz185 not trying to be condescending but it’s literally the first question he asks in the podcast. Essentially, you wouldn’t be able to do that with any group of chimps. This group of chimps had been found by scientists a couple of years ago and had already gone through a process of “habitualization” to humans. Essentially the scientists followed them around and got them used to humans observing them. There’s probably a process of leaving human scented things around or a gradual process of being 1 mile away then half a mile and so on. Regardless, they didn’t just find a random group of chimps to film.
@@soxfan182 the fact that they can hang out and watch while the alpha charges any and everything is crazy...they used a lot of music over the actual audio to hype it up tho
@@Grimz185 I haven't watched the whole podcast but I'm pretty sure he does say that Chimps don't really pay much attention to the humans. I think he said that most chimp attacks are done by chimps in captivaty. As long as they don't get too close to them they are ok. Who knows if it would be like that if you were caught alone by a group of them in the forest.
I love listening to Joe talk with experts on specific animals, because he's just so fascinated and you can tell how much Joe actually cares about learning more about the animals that are the topic
I think like wolves or lions you have to wait for your time . when you loose get back in place. Next
Joes obsession with primates is so funny
And bears and pyramids
It’s called narcissism
He sees himself in a world without society’s BS.
I've been watching them for years, and I've seen that they always split into 2 factions that despise each other. Each faction has traditional territories that the others try to enter and raid, attempting to muster support for their side. Whenever a potential leader encounters opposition, he'll visciously cripple his opponents, screaming insults and accusations at the challengers.
When their politics gets near the point of barbarism, they will often put their differences aside and attack a different group of chimpanzees altogether, promoting a "common enemy" theory to the membership. Both sides send warriors and entirely focus on the new war. No more red or blue states, they all remain American
I see what you did there!! 😂😂😂
No mames wey. This is why love being a reading comments freak.
You won the internet. 😅😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Mob mentality. Its not easy standing alone, promoting peace.
@Materialism Is Harming It can be pretty easy to get caught up in a collective emotional reaction too. Been there. Done that. I can't be judgemental. If you're lucky to live long enough, life can teach you your own lessons from your own mistakes.
i bet the aliens are having the same discussion about us….
Probably not. We are old news they probably watched us 20 time line repititions back and moved on to some other shit. But to keep space time flowing they have to pop back and make sure certain things go down at the right time. Like back to the future.. haha either that or aliens are really just the maintenance crew for our live in game world.
To aliens, We’re basically Jerry springer and Jackass combined. Their Mindless entertainment.
Nah, they play the curb stomp scene from American History X and decided they didn't want the smoke. They were like, "This is what they do if someone tries to steal their truck. Whatya think they'll do if we try to steal their planet."
Anytime I see something about Chimpanzees i can’t help but click immediately.
The narrator is so bad it’s almost unwatchable.
monkey see, monkey do.
@@chuckleezodiac24 monkey pee, monkey poo
@Neal9443 monkey three, monkey two
When he said the alpha chimp was smaller than all the other chimps joe rogan got all excited 🤣😆🤣 "i have a chance!"
The dude low-key called Joe a tiny chimp!
The serious line of questioning out of Rogan right away😂😂😂
I don't even think the actual chimps are either
I don’t even think the actual chimps are either
I don't even think the actual chimps are either
5:36 swear Joe was going to reply back in grunts by reflex
This guy is like if Ricky Gervais watched David Attenborough instead of Seinfeld
It is amazing how much one can learn about human society by studying chimpanzee behavior.
Ok
Honestly someone just has to make a playlist of all joes animal conversations 😂it’s the way he describes them and details that I didn’t know or the expert he’s talking to brings up facts and stuff that’s cool to know🤙
Why does this dude make me think of Ricky Gervais talking about Chimps😂😂
In the jungle you don’t spank the monkey the monkey spanks you
you're so deep
"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire 😋
All I can imagine is a bunch of chimps wearing military attire, some decorated veterans even
Stolen monkey valor?
Planet of the apes??
This is one of the best jre clips ever.
When I first watched this documentary I was like - wait until Joe sees this shit!
While we are still not clear how it happens, we do know that it ends up with John Fetterman in charge.
even the chimps would pity John Fetterman..
I pity both of you! Pathetic!
😂
fetterwoman
Just have this feeling aliens are studying our species like we are studying chimps.
How much can they bench?
I think 800lbs
Idk why a scientist has never got a chimp on the bench press
There's a different level of awareness within every lifeform
Gotta love chimp talk 😂
Tim Curry is playing his Wild Thornberry's character in real life
I wish Attenborough would do the rogan show if he has I've never seen it , but itd be good
He has
@@EarthalienCS I thought he had but couldn't remember
He is a fibber. Can't trust anything he says.
This show was so beautiful and fascinating! I couldn't stop watching it. Absolutely loved it!!!
I think the film crew killed pork pie while the males were gone, what do you think?
I stopped watching when the guy didn't say which type of average he was using or shared it's standard deviation.
😂 love that the thumbnail has Lincoln and Washington, I’ve always thought both those presidents looked real chimp-like
I like the videos of Joe Rogan talking to Jordan Peterson about Legos😂
There's also this thing where chimps groom each other in order to develop bonds and alliances so they have each other's backs. It's important if you want to become the leader of the group in the future. It's fascinating and scary because even before our ancestors started to walk on two legs and grow less hair politics was a thing. I might be thinking too much but I think that if we want a better future for ourselves with little to no conflict and tyranny then we should study chimps.
They don't choose based on "diversity"?
😂
One black president and you dummies talking about they chose by diversity shut up
Ugh dude just watch the clip stop making everything a culture war thing.
@@coolestinternetperson fair enough
@coolestinternetperson hmmm maybe you are the coolest internet person 🤔
They removed the depressed chimps from one pack and went back a while later and all the other chimps were dead. They were observant and sensed danger the best like the troop alarms
I'd love to see Jane Goodall on the podcast.
Chimp guys are definitely joes favourite guests🤣🤣🤣
I named my son after CEASAR from rise of planet of the apes 😂
I told him it was julius ceasar 😂or the pizza
Wow a chimp named Bardock.
Have a shot everytime he says ngogo
“Do you know the baboon guy too”
“Naooo”
Somewhere in the universe, aliens are having the same discussion about human beings and positions of leader ship
"Do chimps learn from successful leaders?"
Do humans learn from successful leaders?
Not a lot of people know this but the scientific name for these groupings is called “gangs” and typically they are either called “crips” or “bloods” to differentiate them.
😂😂😂
Hahahahah 😂
And you shake in your boots in the presence of either
@@leftydrizel1842 Naah I just do my best to avoid them.
@@leftydrizel1842 Dilate harder
Some cracking Monkey News for Karl Pilkington… If you know, you know
@ 2:20 Joe Rogan goes primal and tells you his love of life
my question is stilk the same as the other video, why was the doc in slow mo?
Embedded With Baboons is my second favorite Heavy Metal band!
This guy looks like Donnie Wahlburg's english doppelganger
The fact that the chump was smaller than some other males is probably why his relationships with others was so good. His relationships had to be good.
My conclusion from this video is that we have to get rid of aggressive authoritarians if we ever want an utopia.
Jamie pull up the chimp leader fighting a bear 😂😂😂😂
Joe is the most well read person I’ve ever heard of.
Lol
The irony is that you need to read more if you think that LMFAO
JRE BEST PODCAST OUT THERE , ITS ENTERTAINING, EDUCATIONAL AND INTERESTING!! ITS PROVEN YOU LEARN WHILE BEING HIGH
No politics just chimps! Groovy baby!
Joe Rogan is off the charts with the wide range of knowledge he has... Which also translates to being able to ask some seriously interesting questions of even the pros in a field..
Jaime pull that video up of a bear becoming alpha of the chimps
Hey Jamie pull up that video of a chimp riding a horse with an AK-47
Yeah the crash games are my go-to started playing last month and can't stop the thrill is real 📈
I try the daily challenges great for keeping the game interesting especially with the bonus stakes 🏆
Jackson went out like a real king
Joe tell me the truth ..you got one those tic tac passes??
Fascinating. Do you think success for chimpanzee leaders is partly to do with context? Is it a time of war/ competition with other tribes, or is it a time of peace and plenty? Do they take the short or the long view? Reminds me a bit of Game Theory. I’d love to learn more if anyone knows.
To: @louisejames1844 - Ha, ha! it is interesting that you mention Game Theory.
Recent research pitted chimpanzees against financially-incentivised humans in brain-strategy games.
The chimpanzees out-performed the humans and were able to match ideal benchmarks such as 'The Nash Equilibrium Curve' as expounded in Game Theory.
Joe's next podcast will be from a tree as he runs a chimp colony.
I’m gonna tell my kids this is Mark Wahlberg being interviewed by Joe Rogan
No deaths? No alphas there just a bunch of Betas LARPing
"My name isn't Jackson, it's ooh ooh aah aah." - Monke
This guys hair line is like in the middle of his head
Regarless this guy is a boss for being in this podcast
Dam we got any Grover Clevelands in there??😂😂
My guess is "Planet of the Apes" is Joe's favorite movie lol
What CHIMP EMPIRE on Netflix!!! It’s amazing
I'm gonna go ahead and promote myself to the Alpha of this comments sections 👑
This is the mark wallberg of chimps
I finished watching a Conan and Jordan clip and clicked this immediately.
Oh look, it's the king of the word salad answers...
Bruh, maybe todays the day I binge some chimp documentaries
I’m a simple man.
Joe rogan
Chimps.
Clicked
Only thing it’s missing now is DMT and aliens
Can we say Joe the monkey king!!!?
He is failing to mention that in the following generation of chimps new aggressive Alphas were born and this "utopian society" as Joes puts it after the prior alphas died was very short lived.
True. Its a false peace because abnormal energies then start to propogate. A true alpha has to emerge but it has to be in a natural system and not fabricated. The alphas that died, died because of fabricated influence.
I seen your comment on another comment and wanted to say he said baboons. So did you mean more alpha baboons were born into that society and changed it back ?
@@El.Sasquatcho69 yes, the structure of alpha, beta, gamma, sigma males all returned.
Take the great apes and put them on a beach for vacation…
Chimps: kicking sand in the Bonobo’s face as the chimp topples their sand castle, others competing at the volleyball court like Top Gun and getting aggressive
Bonobo: wooing the girls, bit of a showboat but still the sweetheart, tries to stay out of the action
Gorilla: keeping to themselves, off to the side, trying out their boards on shallow waters but too afraid to get into the water itself
Orangutans: relaxing under their umbrellas, might take a dip to cool off, back to napping, their young are burying the sleeping pa in the sand
This guys the real life Nigel Thornberry
I watched the whole thing on Spotify and Joe Does have really good questions. (P.S. It's interesting how different chimp tribes have their own culture and passed-down patterns of behavior)
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