Clarkson Crashes His Tractor Into A Telegraph Pole! 🫣

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  • čas přidán 11. 12. 2023
  • Kaleb is far from impressed to find Jeremy Clarkson in the middle of a field, with broken farming equipment and a damaged telegraph pole. Watch Clarkson's Farm on Prime Video.
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Komentáře • 589

  • @PrimeVideoUK
    @PrimeVideoUK  Před 4 měsíci +204

    What's your favourite farming fail from Clarkson's Farm? 🐑

    • @comicsgameseditz
      @comicsgameseditz Před 4 měsíci +2

      WANNA SEE EDITS ?

    • @Alicia96
      @Alicia96 Před 4 měsíci +9

      Episodes 1-16 😂

    • @YanLo-in4kz
      @YanLo-in4kz Před 2 měsíci

      Aucun si de pas avec tout protéger de la grêle 😢😅

    • @CDConsulting
      @CDConsulting Před 2 měsíci +1

      I learn lessons from his failures.
      So so so useful for me. ❤
      Thnx JC🎉

    • @AndreyKovalyov-dg8sw
      @AndreyKovalyov-dg8sw Před 2 měsíci +4

      Накосячил так накосячил ...

  • @reverseengineeredbot3387
    @reverseengineeredbot3387 Před 4 měsíci +1858

    Like a disappointed father 😂

    • @Rurik_Luci
      @Rurik_Luci Před 4 měsíci +13

      We're like a disappointed son.

  • @tmtyd3000
    @tmtyd3000 Před 2 měsíci +657

    "Don't blame me, that telegraph pole came running out of nowhere!"

  • @gregorymathews1998
    @gregorymathews1998 Před 2 měsíci +253

    Kaleb’s face every time ends me

  • @esyesmydude1377
    @esyesmydude1377 Před 2 měsíci +89

    Kaleb didnt even have words he was just speechless 😂

  • @MDX484
    @MDX484 Před 3 měsíci +162

    It couldn't get any more Clarkson than this. The real Jezza.

  • @sheridansay8667
    @sheridansay8667 Před 2 měsíci +433

    Kaleb deserves every bit of success he gets

  • @jayworslogs2711
    @jayworslogs2711 Před 2 měsíci +48

    Hilarious, love Jezza, "why have they put a telegraph pole there?". First reaction from Clarkson is always who can i blame 😅

  • @toomuch9762
    @toomuch9762 Před 3 měsíci +283

    He can drive super cars around a tight track but can’t drive a tractor around a big open field 😂😂😂😂

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir Před 2 měsíci +14

      Well he has done one more than the other.

    • @LG1ikLx
      @LG1ikLx Před 2 měsíci +15

      You can see how wide the car is but towing something is behind you 😂

    • @stephenoliver958
      @stephenoliver958 Před 2 měsíci +20

      He drove the tractor past no bother, he forgot he had a machine on the back that was wider

    • @regharrington6465
      @regharrington6465 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Just what I was thinking!😊

    • @nalley6815
      @nalley6815 Před 2 měsíci

      @@LG1ikLxyour point is?

  • @philipuren3857
    @philipuren3857 Před 4 měsíci +332

    He hit a post in the middle of the paddock. 🙄
    May & Hammond would get a lot of mileage out of that blunder.

    • @tom4412
      @tom4412 Před 2 měsíci

      Please move on from Top Gear, that’s in the past

    • @sirnato5218
      @sirnato5218 Před 2 měsíci

      @@tom4412Sir, two important things
      Top gear is amazing, we will never move on from it.
      Have you heard of “the Grand Tour?”

    • @bobusak02
      @bobusak02 Před 2 měsíci +19

      ​@@tom4412 what? :D

    • @tom4412
      @tom4412 Před 2 měsíci

      @@bobusak02 I was answering the other guy, don’t interrupt

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 Před 2 měsíci +23

      ​@@bobusak02 let's not interrupt the man, he's dealing with loss.
      Like my sides, lost, just from thinking what Hammond and May would say

  • @Phelixc
    @Phelixc Před 2 měsíci +35

    He hit the telegraph pole when they were testing tractors on Top Gear as well. Maybe his genius just gravitates towards it?

    • @otofoto
      @otofoto Před 2 měsíci +1

      Because it is a show. To grab attention.

    • @wykydytron
      @wykydytron Před 2 měsíci +2

      Stop spoil their fun. They still thing it's real.

  • @DaveyL1954
    @DaveyL1954 Před 3 měsíci +26

    This is wonderful true Clarkson. At his best. Reality.

  • @mr.l2182
    @mr.l2182 Před 2 měsíci +27

    Wait til he gets the bill for damaging the pole😂

    • @jean-claude7258
      @jean-claude7258 Před 2 měsíci +3

      C'est pas le poteau qui va coûter le plus cher dans cette affaire.
      Conducteur d'engins, c'est un métier !!!
      Pas de rigolos

  • @biggtrux
    @biggtrux Před 4 měsíci +66

    Living and learning, Jezza. That's the way to do it.

  • @LecherousLizard
    @LecherousLizard Před 2 měsíci +18

    Only Clarkson could've hit literally the only thing standing out surrounded by nothing in like a mile radius.

    • @JamieS1992
      @JamieS1992 Před 2 měsíci +1

      you would think that would be more a richard thing

  • @nahteo
    @nahteo Před 4 měsíci +198

    Great, so now all our telegraphs are going to be delayed.

    • @user-de5qj3zj2s
      @user-de5qj3zj2s Před 3 měsíci +11

      if there was another system to communicate this wouldn't be a big issue, but unfortunately we are not in 2024 yet

    • @EagleBeagle4886
      @EagleBeagle4886 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Is this why I have 300ms ping!!?? FFS this is why no one wants to play with me.😢😢

    • @iphonewalkthroughs
      @iphonewalkthroughs Před 2 měsíci +3

      Its called a telegram STOP lern2spel STOP

    • @lukaszpiper
      @lukaszpiper Před 2 měsíci

      Hahaha😂😂😂

  • @SiboBushings
    @SiboBushings Před 2 měsíci +27

    Kaleb 😂 😂

  • @McEveley1
    @McEveley1 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Kaleb just stood looking at him 😂

  • @stringlarson1247
    @stringlarson1247 Před 2 měsíci +3

    "That's going to be used to make our bee. . . " WAMO.
    F'n brilliant, mate.

  • @deptusmechanikus7362
    @deptusmechanikus7362 Před 2 měsíci +1

    That one look from Kaleb is worth a million words 😂

  • @4sl648
    @4sl648 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Im glad we dont use telegraph anymore. Mr Clarkson, I need you!

  • @patchthesinclair5896
    @patchthesinclair5896 Před 3 měsíci +12

    Kaleb! It's all your fault, you let him try to drive it!

  • @m3atIoaf242
    @m3atIoaf242 Před 4 měsíci +73

    I mean it broke at the weld. Could fix it maybe. Well some of it did.

    • @pamukpicker
      @pamukpicker Před 4 měsíci +12

      It was rental 😂😂😂

    • @richardommundsen2417
      @richardommundsen2417 Před 4 měsíci +25

      ​@@pamukpickerI don't even think it was a Rental? I think Charlie mentions that it was "on loan from the manufacturer" aka it was an advertisement deal to subtly promote the product

    • @crinkly.love-stick
      @crinkly.love-stick Před 4 měsíci +14

      That's some thick metal to have to bend straight. Not saying it can't be fixed, but that's a lot of hot work to fix it

    • @chefboyardeeznutsinyourmouth
      @chefboyardeeznutsinyourmouth Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@crinkly.love-stickit broke at the welds

  • @foodandstuff2724
    @foodandstuff2724 Před 4 měsíci +6

    Kaleb is definately the gaffa out of these 2

  • @thomasbeckett1245
    @thomasbeckett1245 Před 2 měsíci +4

    I fell down on the ground laughing when my father forgot the poles and put the one way discs the wrong way headed at a pole. He never said there would be daze like this… lol 😂❤😂 sometimes, you just need to stop, unhitch, and get a chain to pull things back backwards. And with patience get your self free 😅. As an experienced farmer, I’ve pulled many things out of ditches… usually it’s a ditch. At least in Saskatchewan they outnumber roads two to one … odds are even.

  • @AllAboutSochi
    @AllAboutSochi Před měsícem +1

    Clarkson was born in telegraph times, that's why it happened😂

  • @Juzzy520
    @Juzzy520 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Who put that telegraph pole there??😆😆😆😂😂😂👍

  • @chriswalker4272
    @chriswalker4272 Před 2 měsíci +2

    He just wouldn't be Clarkson if he wasn't breaking something 👍

  • @tevaitevaatua7450
    @tevaitevaatua7450 Před 16 dny

    I love it, so British reaction always gentle

  • @BMW520ITURBO
    @BMW520ITURBO Před 2 měsíci +1

    To be fair, they were still using the telegraph in his youth. Now that the pole is damaged, he has to use Morse code to call the Jandarms.

  • @tomp.3853
    @tomp.3853 Před 2 měsíci +3

    C L A A A A R K S O N 😂😅

  • @johnnymartinez733
    @johnnymartinez733 Před měsícem

    That pole is ridiculously strong 😂

  • @spike178
    @spike178 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Better then a bus stop.

  • @Mikael.formermilitary
    @Mikael.formermilitary Před 2 měsíci +2

    I hope you, Hammond, and May come out with a program like your Clarkson Collection or have them out to the farm and test cars.

  • @jaredchamberlain5709
    @jaredchamberlain5709 Před měsícem +1

    Literally the loudest silence… in the world 😂

    • @PrimeVideoUK
      @PrimeVideoUK  Před 28 dny +1

      Kaleb literally left speechless... 👀

  • @PedigreeMongrel
    @PedigreeMongrel Před měsícem

    Kalebs face says it all 😂

  • @EagleBeagle4886
    @EagleBeagle4886 Před 2 měsíci +10

    "How did you hit that telephone pole? It's not like it's a packet of raisins now is it?
    You silly muppet!"
    -"Now now let's not get bogged down by wh-"
    "Shut up!"
    -My mind auto-generated the rest of the dialogue

  • @user-tk9kn3mh6t
    @user-tk9kn3mh6t Před 2 měsíci

    Kaleb’s face 😂😂

  • @pdtech4524
    @pdtech4524 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Who put that telegraph pole right in the middle of a field? 😮🤔

  • @benpenagonzales6014
    @benpenagonzales6014 Před 11 dny

    Can we just take another moment to applaud Clarkson for getting a Lamborghini tractor.

  • @Veyron722skyhook
    @Veyron722skyhook Před 2 dny

    Well at least the telegraph pole got its fair share of damage too

  • @milodemoray
    @milodemoray Před 2 měsíci

    Awesome Jeremy, that telephone pole really had it in for you.

  • @davidutting649
    @davidutting649 Před měsícem

    Call on James May!! 😆

  • @burrytellam
    @burrytellam Před měsícem

    I'm glad this was unscripted like his previous TV work. Much more entertaining.

  • @TheGr8Dane
    @TheGr8Dane Před 2 měsíci +2

    Clarkson should be prime minister.. 👍👍👍

    • @A77uros
      @A77uros Před 2 měsíci

      Less damage for farming equipment and telegraph poles? :-)

    • @mikeball6182
      @mikeball6182 Před 15 dny

      Nah, he's too honest.

  • @jonklier1512
    @jonklier1512 Před měsícem

    To be fair to Jeremy, I've seen farmers with decades of experience do this.

  • @robleary3353
    @robleary3353 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Just love the look on Jacobs chops!. 🤣 Nuff said.

  • @russellromig8969
    @russellromig8969 Před měsícem

    Those darn Hawkstone Lagers in the morning!! Cheers 🍻

  • @OlichkaNesterova
    @OlichkaNesterova Před 4 dny

    Best show on TV

  • @1murder99
    @1murder99 Před 4 měsíci +12

    Happens all the time to real farmers.

    • @seamusmcmahon1182
      @seamusmcmahon1182 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Jeremy takes the farm very seriously. It's a real job to him like any other farmer. The filming is add on

  • @orvalaltwasser505
    @orvalaltwasser505 Před 2 měsíci

    Clarkson is a funny guy!

  • @JamieS1992
    @JamieS1992 Před 2 měsíci

    kaleb the true star of clarksons farm

  • @FactoryFade
    @FactoryFade Před měsícem

    Kaleb with a New haircut every day

  • @philmcguinness669
    @philmcguinness669 Před měsícem

    Except it wasn't a telegraph pole, it was an electricity pole

  • @boogiewoogiebubbleboy2877
    @boogiewoogiebubbleboy2877 Před 2 měsíci

    What you need to do is give Oliver a call at Snowball Engineering. He repairs all farming equipment, plus a whole lot more!

  • @BadThrusher
    @BadThrusher Před 2 měsíci

    Whwn the tyres are the size of a full Clarkson standing up, you realize how massive that tractor is

  • @RONNIE82IE
    @RONNIE82IE Před měsícem

    Every man’s thought, why did they put that there ffs😂

  • @ShortyRT03
    @ShortyRT03 Před 2 měsíci +2

    CLARKSON!

  • @swenbautz2566
    @swenbautz2566 Před 2 měsíci

    Clarksennnnnnn!!!!!😊

  • @VexoClipsYT7645
    @VexoClipsYT7645 Před 2 měsíci

    Just the silence from kaleb-

  • @ukneil
    @ukneil Před 4 měsíci +9

    11kv power pole lol, not a telephone pole.

    • @hypergolic8468
      @hypergolic8468 Před 3 měsíci +1

      And the previous pole probably stood there for 40 years without a scratch; the new one.... well that's another documentary 😁
      There was a set of railway crossing gates that had needed replacing for years, and then they were replaced, finally. The new gates lasted 24 hours (from memory) till they became matchwood when a train hit them. The old ones went back on.

  • @garcurran5079
    @garcurran5079 Před měsícem

    Not the first time he was attracted to the "pole"

  • @gordonbott7563
    @gordonbott7563 Před měsícem

    What makes it worse for him is that he can't blame it on Hammond or May

  • @Jason-vp8nd
    @Jason-vp8nd Před měsícem

    One of the same people out there lock myself that calls it a telegraph Pole

    • @mikeball6182
      @mikeball6182 Před 15 dny

      Beeb, beeb a bip bip beep (Polish translation: Beeb, bip, bip, bip, bip)

  • @kapilarius
    @kapilarius Před 2 měsíci

    This young gentelman is so funny😁

  • @zackjarvis6503
    @zackjarvis6503 Před 2 měsíci

    absolute loved this series

  • @warthogA10
    @warthogA10 Před měsícem

    Kaleb's definitely docking him a weeks pay for that one..

  • @edfuadmo9995
    @edfuadmo9995 Před 2 měsíci

    Bro thought he was driving a regular car.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stevenmoran4060
    @stevenmoran4060 Před 2 měsíci

    Bet he doesn’t mind the annual cheque he gets from the pole owner on his land so, he is aware of it and put simply he has eyes!
    He has always been a Pratt and still is.
    Mr entitled thanks to his very rich mother and his upbringing!
    Of course if he used his riches properly then the tractor would be satellite guided leaving him just to sit there.

    • @farmerthatflies
      @farmerthatflies Před 2 měsíci

      Things must be different where you are. No one is paid for poles in their fields here. And satellite guidance doesn’t know where the poles are

    • @mikeball6182
      @mikeball6182 Před 15 dny

      Appropriate name you have there! Jealous any?

  • @MattAutoMotive
    @MattAutoMotive Před měsícem

    Nice wee callback when he hit the telegraph pole in the JCB sports tractor on the previous show on the BBC

  • @user-tt9bi4gg7f
    @user-tt9bi4gg7f Před 2 měsíci +4

    Метал плохой . У нас обычно столбам кирдык😂

    • @user-jx9of1vg9r
      @user-jx9of1vg9r Před měsícem

      Тоже про это подумал. Металл китайский.

  • @gaffysmenk
    @gaffysmenk Před 4 měsíci +25

    Don't worry it'll only be carrying conductors that'll have 11kv or 33kv running through them.

  • @JustinStabb81
    @JustinStabb81 Před 2 měsíci

    That ain't no telegraph pole, that's a pole for high voltage power lines!

  • @watmaakthetuit3075
    @watmaakthetuit3075 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I watched both series and I loved it!

  • @user-ic3ou6vq1b
    @user-ic3ou6vq1b Před měsícem

    How could you miss it? Wait, you didn't 😅

  • @H3gamer360
    @H3gamer360 Před 2 měsíci

    If you ever change the show name to “CropGear”, I’d like credit 😂

  • @philipschrijnwerkers3695
    @philipschrijnwerkers3695 Před 4 měsíci +6

    Clean the dirt and paint of bent it back en weld it problem solved. Couple of hours of work 😁

    • @super6954
      @super6954 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Yeah thats what the guy thought when he figured I'd weld the ripped off marker arm back on his JDDB60 planter. He bitched about the 8 hour bill to cut it apart straighten it/ weld in new metal and re paint it, so you'd never know it happened. He did go rather quiet when I asked what's a new one worth from Deere if they even have one in stock during the next 3 months, with supply chain or obsolete parts problems !

  • @mattk8594
    @mattk8594 Před měsícem

    Hahahaha he got the perm!

  • @EWSTrains
    @EWSTrains Před dnem

    He also did that when they did the top gear episode about growing petrol

  • @mikehorton3877
    @mikehorton3877 Před měsícem

    They still doing telegraphs over there instead of telephones? That's kind of messed up....! 🤣

  • @lloydstuart7862
    @lloydstuart7862 Před 3 měsíci

    Kaleb to the rescue 😅

  • @eddieandrews3335
    @eddieandrews3335 Před měsícem

    Telegraph pole didn't get his steak sandwich

  • @user-jz4sy2wn2c
    @user-jz4sy2wn2c Před 4 měsíci +8

    Just blames the telegrapeh pole

  • @Deebz270
    @Deebz270 Před 2 měsíci

    I shudder to think how Clarkson will be ten years down the line...

  • @azotoriaz
    @azotoriaz Před 2 měsíci

    Superb series❤

  • @kolewiebensohn
    @kolewiebensohn Před 2 měsíci +1

    hmmm. Aint like thats never been done before! I was working for a guy chopping corn silage and he tried eating a powerline pole with the chopper...

  • @wirebrushproductions1001
    @wirebrushproductions1001 Před 2 měsíci

    "Why did they put a telegraph pole there?"
    How about, "How did I ram a telegraph pole in the middle of a flat, empty field?"

  • @tadasv7850
    @tadasv7850 Před 10 dny

    Old school. 👍🏻

  • @6900pilot
    @6900pilot Před 3 měsíci

    He hit a pole in top gear with a fastrack and a furrow press as well 😂

  • @jacobhendrickson8935
    @jacobhendrickson8935 Před 2 měsíci

    1 pole in a huge open field and he runs into it. WOW

  • @nagosnell
    @nagosnell Před 4 měsíci +4

    Didn't he do the same thing when they were growing petrol in TG?

  • @burtbrooks7731
    @burtbrooks7731 Před 2 měsíci

    Telegraph pole😂 I think we’ve advanced past telegraphs we’ve had telephone poles for a minute

    • @mantroid
      @mantroid Před 2 měsíci +1

      Well, those brits call a flashlight a torch.

    • @burtbrooks7731
      @burtbrooks7731 Před 2 měsíci

      @@mantroid true! 🤣

  • @user-fs9jn5fz9u
    @user-fs9jn5fz9u Před 2 měsíci

    DON'T WORRY JEREMY WE
    STILL LOVE YOU.

  • @Weldoholic
    @Weldoholic Před 2 měsíci

    It broke on a weld on at least one point. Might’ve been able to just take the pole down with a better implement 😂😂

  • @DavidNeal-nn5qb
    @DavidNeal-nn5qb Před 2 měsíci

    I just came here to see what a telegraph like looks like on video. Didn't think they were still around. Didn't they get rid of telegraphs in the late 1,800's? 🤣

  • @tekknorat
    @tekknorat Před 2 měsíci

    Telegraph pole?! In 21st century??! 😮

  • @wremj-pokaget
    @wremj-pokaget Před měsícem +1

    Вот это водила! Про*бал столб на дороге! За габаритами надо следить!
    В чистом поле, где гектар в право, гектар в лево, вообще ничего нету, нарваться на столб - водятел от бога 80 уровня!!! 😊😊😊

    • @user-jx9of1vg9r
      @user-jx9of1vg9r Před měsícem

      Это как Куплинов, может влететь в столб среди поля)

  • @johno9507
    @johno9507 Před 2 měsíci +4

    #1 farm rule...don't disappoint Kaleb. 🇦🇺

  • @danielegnoni1075
    @danielegnoni1075 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Pazienza si ripara 😅Clarkson e il n.1 sempre anche quando distrugge le cose😂 il mio idolo in assoluto😊

  • @johncave9181
    @johncave9181 Před 2 měsíci

    It looks more like electric than telegraph