@@weilin1069 would if I had a 72 Cadillac. I’m pretty sure that those Technique would be different. But the would still be considered a car. So I don’t see your point.
My best advice, whenever you get a new car, go to an empty parking lot and just test drive the crap out of. Learn how it maneuvers in reverse, the dimensions of the car, the turn radius, how close is too close while reversing? All of this at under 2mph so if you do bumb, there's no damage, but when you're in a tight spot, you're more familiar with exactly what being too close looks like.
I loved this video. I shared this video with my family and they also loved this video. We brought the projector and shared this video with our whole neighborhood and they also loved this video. Infact, our lives have changed because of this video. we are grateful to you for this video.
My dad enters the chat: I was driving on Polish roads for 26 years. No scratch, no crash. I don't use any technology. Everything I need is my eyesight and instinct. Give me any car and there will be no scratch.
I have autism adhd. And your instructions how you explain things is understandable for me. Thank you for these tips it helps me massively counting on you.
"We interrupt your program to bring you breaking news: this just in, Man causes biggest pileup in the history of pileups because he was driving with his eyes closed, eyewitnesses say that before he left for work he watched a video that was posted on CZcams about driving skills in Beijing, supposedly the poster of the CZcams video said that you could "drive with your eyes closed and not scratch your car" we will have more information on our 10:00 p.m. broadcast, this is your daily news where the truth is unveiled, see you at 10 O'clock."
This is why Asians can't drive. They learn these tips and then tell themselves they can drive with their eyes closed the problem is theyre good at driving, they just don't got common sense. Source trust me I'm Korean.
my instructor always said looking too closely at what you're trying to avoid will cause collision. look where you're trying to go instead and it's easier to turn correctly and gauge your width, but the intuition got better with practice
Yup, we are terrible creatures. 😢 His advice is definitely solid, although it may need small adjustments depending on the particulars of the vehicle driven. Too many people think they are good drivers, when mathematically this is impossible.
@@john-paulsilke893 using the technique of other drivers is many times a bad thing and i ve seen it happening to 5 different people I know. it disables you from thinking and developing your own sense! there should be less people giving "hacks" in the way of life and more giving safety *ADVICES* and only that.
:p Thankfully I don't drive anymore. A lot less stress, a lot less money wasted, less laziness, less traffic, less pollution (most is caused from animal agriculture though... #GoVegan 💚🌱🔥😻🤝), etc. Self-driving vehicles and more public transport please. :3
:p Probably a figure of speech. Maybe mistranslation (like a ton of Abrahamic "holy" books... Lulz... Thankfully religions and material atheism dogma have been debunked in so many ways). :3
or a vauxhall corsa 1.2 turbo manual six speed with Driver + front passenger heated seats Panoramic 180° rear view camera Adaptive cruise control 10-inch Infotainment system with Satellite Navigation and has a maximum speed of 194 kph and also has Side blind spot alert Without towing attachment Comfort Sales Package Child-proof locks on rear doors Mileometer graduation - miles Without shift paddles Low level console B-Pillar, high gloss black Integrated rear spoiler, high gloss black Without wireless charging Interior Decor: Signature wings with galvano blade Anti-lock braking system (ABS) Without sumpguard Interior courtesy light + front map reading lights Without lettering on doors Without sunroof ABS brakes (15in front + 14in rear discs) Locking wheel nuts Brake discs (dia. 249mm x 10mm thick) Dynamic Appearance Pack Stop/Start engine control it also has Deez Deez nuts
“Even when u drive with your eyes closed you still can’t scratch”💀💀💀 Edit:wow thx for 549 likes Edit #2:wow thanks so much for 834 likes!!! Edit #3 Wow 1k! Likes! Tysm!!!
@@jubansunabi6089 Parking sensor are not only for parking, it can warning you if a kid walked behind your car and you don't see him because the trunk is too tall.
:p Thankfully I don't drive anymore. A lot less stress, a lot less money wasted, less laziness, less traffic, less pollution (most is caused from animal agriculture though... #GoVegan 💚🌱🔥😻🤝), etc. Self-driving vehicles and more public transport please. :3
Love how when he’s showing us the parking method the car is a Volkswagen, yet the steering wheel has Toyotas symbol on it when they switch cameras lmao
Wouldn’t all these techniques be different. Depending on the height and length of your vehicle.
Yes
Yes lmao, and I thought asians were smart.
It's a joke, but say to me whatever you want.
Not much difference i think
To be fair, he did only said "cars" not "vehicles"
@@weilin1069 would if I had a 72 Cadillac. I’m pretty sure that those Technique would be different. But the would still be considered a car. So I don’t see your point.
“ I’ve been driving in Beijing for 10 years , never scratch , only crash “
😂
bruhhh😂
😂😂
You got me bro..hahahahahaha🤣
😅😅 crashed to death
“Im so good at parking”
*proceeds to park so close to a car, so he can’t get out*
👁️👄👁️
Ohio
This is called overconfidence 😅😅😅
Beijing is in Japan 😂🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
@@vsechnovim Its in China
@@cemozo wtf 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Instructions unclear, I drove on the highway with a blindfold and I am now paralyzed
How'd you type? Steven Hawkins
@@sanpai6785 I got a chip in my brain so I can do whatever I think of doing, I am the future
@@blueleafy7167 he’s living in 2023 Fr
Gayass
@@ici_4042 Fag
“No matter how narrow the road is, you can pass safely” - 😂motivational speaker
lmao, so true
As long as you're in a tank that's true
I think he is gonna tell to drive tilted at 90 degrees.. 😅
Just spit on it 😅
@@danmac6185 men of culture here we unite
I had a car and then i followed his tips
Now I have bus ticket 😂
Bus ticket? Then you're not A Driver but A conductor.
Try this with a truck 🤣🤣
Lol
did you drive with your eyes closed?
@@tigermola1789 Probably broke his car after following his tips that's why he was riding the bus for now. Lol
I can feel my social credit rising through this video
I feel something else rising😏
@@SaabJAS39GripenE yoooooooooooooo
Haha Asian joke how original
@@kingkazuma2239 haha i love monkeys
@@SaabJAS39GripenEwrong vid
My best advice, whenever you get a new car, go to an empty parking lot and just test drive the crap out of. Learn how it maneuvers in reverse, the dimensions of the car, the turn radius, how close is too close while reversing? All of this at under 2mph so if you do bumb, there's no damage, but when you're in a tight spot, you're more familiar with exactly what being too close looks like.
**all other car models left the chat** ☠️
Tall people too*
It's okay method.
lmao 😹
@@ItsRahulYadav8 Also people who move their head at all
@@ItsRahulYadav8 ahh yess what about tall PEPPLE?
i like how he said you can do it with your eyes closed when everything requires you looking at stuff
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@randomuser2223thats gotta be racially motivated
Nah bro really said that, gotta admit though it was on all our minds. He just was he on to say it
@@randomuser2223 you make a good point
Imagine homie said that on his driving test 🤣🤣
I was about to say this because even having the seat too high or too low can make a big difference on how you are able to approximate the distance
Now I can drive my car with my eyes closed 💀😭
By a Tesla or ai car
My lawyers strongly advise to put a "may vary what car you drive" fine print 💀
I loved this video. I shared this video with my family and they also loved this video. We brought the projector and shared this video with our whole neighborhood and they also loved this video. Infact, our lives have changed because of this video. we are grateful to you for this video.
"Do you see it? Professional parking! Now let me open the sunroof to get out"
Yeaaaah hahhha
I thought he will open the trunk to get out
LOLOL oh shit such an underrated comment
But dad there’s no sunroof and I can’t get out. Okay son you stay in the car I’ll be back in 8 hours when I’m done work
Thats what I'm thinking
Insurance companies love this man.❤
thank you man I have to bring measuring tape everytime I park.
"Even with your eyes closed"
*The technique he just showed you needs you to keep focus*
Exactly 🤣 I don't know what he was trying to insinuate
Cute racism
Not funny
@@arjavjain5671 I don't get it. Where is the racism part? He was the one who said "Even with your eyes closed."
He wants to park a Volkswagen, but he's turning the steering wheel of a Toyota for it. That's some talent right there.
😂
Lmao, I was confused when I saw the toyota steering wheel, inside a Jetta
A fuckin Jetta💀💀💀
Never a scratch but triggered the airbag so many times that the local junkyard ran out of VW steering wheels
Made in china
"Even if u drive with ur eyes closed..."
Me walk with my eyes open crashes everything.
Those are the kind of arbitrary measurements that we love in the US. One foot, one yard, one head light, one wiper arm!
Perfectly parked, but no space left to open the doors.
Wei Shen : *breaks the windshield to exit*
He use sunroof.. 🤣 🤣 🤣
@@azrullurza2386
use door to exit: 100 IQ
use sunroof to exit: 150 IQ
teleport outside with a quantum entanglement device: 19500 IQ
He wasn't parking he was passing another car, whilst driving down a narrow street.
Chinese..
Ask anyone. Jackie Ma always looks good.
"no matter how narrow the road is, you can pass safely"
-Sun Tzu probably
I think it was Genghis Khan
@@a1-dilson449 I think it was Confucius.
Proceeds to drive down a 100cm meter wide road
Jhonny Sims
This is entirely dependent on seat position and driver height
it's really not. 🤣
I thought it said “I have been driving and aging for 10 years”. I died.
“To get out of the car when parked, pull the ejection seat handles”
😆
But first look at ur shoulders as long as they are next to ur head ur fine no matter how u eject
hahaha
@@gino-cz9zueven if i eject ass first?
Make sure to park under overhead power lines than eject
Me in the beginning: How is he gonna get out of the car-?
Exactly
Lmao same
Same maybe out from the dif door
him: PrOfESsiOnAl PaRKiNg
by the sunroof 😅
Thank you so much for this lesson this helps so much ❤
My dad enters the chat: I was driving on Polish roads for 26 years. No scratch, no crash. I don't use any technology. Everything I need is my eyesight and instinct. Give me any car and there will be no scratch.
In just a few words, I trust your dad over anyone in this weird ad.
This guy as soon as he gets a different car: 💥🚙
Also if he opens the door💀
I would love to watch his face the first time he tries the shoulder trick with a 150< wheelbase. 😕
"Even if you drive eyes close*
Then whole thing is about seeing the distance.
this lol
hahahah im dead
I'm asian my eyes are always close
@@nnsh8562 self roast 💀
i am aisan too but my eyes are wide open
@@panjiaria9143 p
I have autism adhd. And your instructions how you explain things is understandable for me. Thank you for these tips it helps me massively counting on you.
Make sure you are actually sitting on the driver's seat
The fact that he said "even with your eyes closed..." when all of these techniques require vision.
He said eyes closed but in fact you so need your eyes open 🤓🤓
His eyes were closed for the whole video though 🤣
😂😂😂😂
Maybe because of his "slant" eyes. Lol
@@javianbrown8627 wô hào gão
All his methods depend on eye visuals
Him: Even with your eyes closed 😩
You can smell distance
Only work when your eyes are slanted
Gonna say if no one did 😂
@Eless Tdig someone hurt you bru?
@@cupofjoen us Asians have + stats from that 😂 in maths too
Me who works at dealer and remembers how much closer I’ve gotten in some cars along others 😅
It always amazes me how some people have no clue how wide their car is.
"Even with your eyes closed", you can never scratch a car 😂
Tell that to my ex
Despite all these techniques requiring vision
it's probably a translation error since that's kind of an English way of saying something is easy unless they use that expression the same way as well
You'll never see the scratches!
"We interrupt your program to bring you breaking news: this just in, Man causes biggest pileup in the history of pileups because he was driving with his eyes closed, eyewitnesses say that before he left for work he watched a video that was posted on CZcams about driving skills in Beijing, supposedly the poster of the CZcams video said that you could "drive with your eyes closed and not scratch your car" we will have more information on our 10:00 p.m. broadcast, this is your daily news where the truth is unveiled, see you at 10 O'clock."
“Even with your eyes closed”
*flies out of the hill*
I was about to comments that, mind if I use it?
@@ashketchum4771 nah I don’t mind
@@ashketchum4771 I don’t really mind
His eyes have been closed the entire video
But you need to see the indicator-
Bro has finally showed us his line ups
Rookie truck drivers:okie dokie **proceeds to crash**
The fact its voiceover is already enough for me
He’s speaking Chinese right now but it translated it to English
@@jebdz ah yes, how dumb of me to not realise how obvious that was! thank you for pointing that out!
@@jebdz yea ofc, but with a cheap Chinese translation app that words it badly
Bro literally gave tips based on viewing and then said, “you can literally drive with your eyes closed.”☠️☠️☠️
This is why Asians can't drive. They learn these tips and then tell themselves they can drive with their eyes closed the problem is theyre good at driving, they just don't got common sense. Source trust me I'm Korean.
Ikr
I was looking for this comment only 😂
I mean arent his eyes already closed?
We all know Americans are so dumb yet, trying so hard to appear to be such a smart people.😅😅😅
my instructor always said looking too closely at what you're trying to avoid will cause collision. look where you're trying to go instead and it's easier to turn correctly and gauge your width, but the intuition got better with practice
whoever did the dubs needs to be treated as a legend.
"You can do it with your eyes closed"
Half the tips were see this, see that, stare at this
😂😂
Exactly my thought 😂😂
But he did it with his eyes closed 🤣🤣🤣
It's called humour, dear friends 😁
@@thisagain9778 You did not 😂
Because asian eyes always close
Whenever I see a guy giving helpful tips on the internet, I’m always prepared to find the entire comment section making fun of him😂
Yup, we are terrible creatures. 😢
His advice is definitely solid, although it may need small adjustments depending on the particulars of the vehicle driven. Too many people think they are good drivers, when mathematically this is impossible.
@@john-paulsilke893 using the technique of other drivers is many times a bad thing and i ve seen it happening to 5 different people I know. it disables you from thinking and developing your own sense! there should be less people giving "hacks" in the way of life and more giving safety *ADVICES* and only that.
Or people writing comments like yours to feel morally superior to boost the ego.
Lol.😂
Wait, what's so funny? lol
Meanwhile people don't know how blinkers work
I watch your clips everyday ❤
Him :- Driving with your eyes closed
Also him :- giving all the tips based on our viewing
I honestly thought he was already driving with his eyes closed because he was so good!!
was gonna say the same thing
@@josephantolin9298 ? what do you mean bruh?
@@dhairyasingh9783 exactly what I wrote! (Cuz chinese have squinty tiny eyes...can't tell if they're open half the time) 😑😑😑
@@josephantolin9298racist joke is common for u or what. But when u face racism u r self then its whole different ball game .
This guy 10 years of experience
My dad , 40 years of daily driving experience 🙂😌
😹😹😹
Ayinu
@@tesfaye3105 dei😂
Your dad is a hero. God bless him
Driving in Beijing is other skill
It's called a windshield wiper "knuckle"? Who knew?
You should make a tutorial how to use turn signals
A rich guy in Beijing with a Limousine be like: 💀
💀 broo
Rich people don't drive limos anymore lol what is this the 80s ? 😂
@Spooky I love using my Motorola dynatac to browse you tube
YES 😂
He's like:
"B-pillar is past the front, okay so now i just turn he said"
"no scratch"
😂
Uncle Roger be like “Why you park so close! Now how you going to open your door, haiya!”
Exactly what I thought 😂
And then I adjusted my seat settings..
😄😄😄😄😄
It was helpful thanks, all these tips are work!
Sometimes while overtaking we just close our eyes. Either we pass or we get passed away.
💀💀💀
You sir, have made me choke on my fish while reading this comment. To comment hell with you😂
💀
💀 😂
He's turning the Toyota wheel and Volkswagen car moves wow what a technology sir.
Exactly 😂
i tought I'm alone here
I was about to comment this but found my people already seen it
😂😂😂😂😂😂i thought i was just the one who saw it
It's a brand new ToWagen
He is the best mentor👍🏻
"even if you close your eyes"
Truck-Kun: Let me introduce myself
instinctively knowing your car length, width and where your wheels are is the real secret to good driving..
@c6amp Yep.. just point the car where you want it to go..
Tells you to focus on the windshield wipers and the cars
*proceeds to tell you that you now can drive with your eyes closed*
Literally what I thought 😂
:p Thankfully I don't drive anymore. A lot less stress, a lot less money wasted, less laziness, less traffic, less pollution (most is caused from animal agriculture though... #GoVegan 💚🌱🔥😻🤝), etc. Self-driving vehicles and more public transport please. :3
:p Probably a figure of speech. Maybe mistranslation (like a ton of Abrahamic "holy" books... Lulz... Thankfully religions and material atheism dogma have been debunked in so many ways). :3
😂
@@ReligionAndMaterialismDebunked Self Driving vehicles and public transport is still emitting green house gases...
dude does math everytime he drives, breaking one stereotype by using another.
Bro got the lineups at the back of his hand
*Man took lineups from CS:GO and transferred them to real life.*
A what?
Sova mains 🤦
@@Malanu00 a what?
These viper mains
man these brimstone mains
That all works for that particular car. Let's see dude try all those tips in a 1976 Corvette.
or a vauxhall corsa 1.2 turbo manual six speed with Driver + front passenger heated seats
Panoramic 180° rear view camera
Adaptive cruise control
10-inch Infotainment system with Satellite Navigation
and has a maximum speed of 194 kph
and also has Side blind spot alert
Without towing attachment
Comfort Sales Package
Child-proof locks on rear doors
Mileometer graduation - miles
Without shift paddles
Low level console
B-Pillar, high gloss black
Integrated rear spoiler, high gloss black
Without wireless charging
Interior Decor: Signature wings with galvano blade
Anti-lock braking system (ABS)
Without sumpguard
Interior courtesy light + front map reading lights
Without lettering on doors
Without sunroof
ABS brakes (15in front + 14in rear discs)
Locking wheel nuts
Brake discs (dia. 249mm x 10mm thick)
Dynamic Appearance Pack
Stop/Start engine control
it also has Deez
Deez nuts
@@mazespin7552 go off bro
Always good videos!
Thank You!
These dubbings are wholesome
“Even when u drive with your eyes closed you still can’t scratch”💀💀💀
Edit:wow thx for 549 likes
Edit #2:wow thanks so much for 834 likes!!!
Edit #3 Wow 1k! Likes! Tysm!!!
Aye he's an Asian, so I would believe him
Lol
how can u try act like he's wrong, he literally did it with his eyes closed in the video
*flys off road**
🤕
“You will even be able to drive you’re car with your eyes closed”
Meanwhile all the methods need your eyes
Ikr 😂
Exactly
He's eyes already closed though
@@mfra959 damn
You need eyes 👀
at the end he says u can drive safely with these methods even with eyes closed
“How do you get out the car then”
“Uh….”
"Even with your eyes closed"
Yeah, I'm gonna smell the visuals
Eyes closed, Now that sounds offensive 😂😂😂
@@joanlaporta4160 lmao hahahaha
if you pay attention his eyes are closed
I thought it was about asians
@@AlefeLucas 💀💀💀💀
Him: “If you can reach out and touch the car next to you, then you are exactly one arm length away from the car next to you”
Haha
Mindblowing, right?
I see why... You know what, Nevermind 😒🤦🏾♂️
@@bryanknolton2849 bro woke up on the wrong side of the bed 💀
Thank you. Awesome tips. Knowing height as you drive matters. If rear light is same length as mine, do not pass.. weight for car to pass.
I like how in the first clip they tucked the other dudes mirror in didnt feel THAT confident
„You will be able to drive with your eyes closed with these techniques“
Also the techniques: make you *look* at specific parts of the car
Lil
Autocorrect 😢
I mean this dudes eyes were half closed during the whole video. 😂😂😂😂😂
@@ImSpun13 dam bro you can’t do that
I used your techniques on a hilly area drive in my SUV. Now I'm commenting from heaven.
Lol
Does your suv have toilet?
Hows heaven nowadays?any updates?
🤣🤣🤣
@@calculator4482 dog eater
""even if you drive with you eyes closed you still wouldn't scratch"" wth?? 😂😂,
bruh this shit is life changing fr
People who have parking sensors: *I am four parallel universes ahead of you.*
If your still need parking sensors you are clearly not a professional driver yet 🤣🤣🤣
@@jubansunabi6089 Parking sensor are not only for parking, it can warning you if a kid walked behind your car and you don't see him because the trunk is too tall.
@@RDCST it just wants to leave the paint in tact
Thrash talk
🤨 Me reading this after installing a backup can 🥱
this is giving me Alibaba ads vibes 💀
Fr lol
Lmao
First scene got me wanting to see him try and leave the car now .👀😂
The car and height of the driver play a big part of this!!
“Even if you have your eyes closed you won’t scratch the car”
Literally all of them require you to use your eyes to judge distance
I was gonna say that
Shit had me dying
I think he said that because his eyes are always closed so he just assumed we were all like him
(this is a joke)
@@brug6518😂 I cried laughing while writting that
@@aidenasmar6038 BAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHA
Even with your eyes closed you can still drive safely? The tips you gave us literally had everything to do with our eyes
it’s translated so maybe something got lost 💀
This is the comment I was looking for when I opened the comment section haha
Same I saw this and I was like well my jobs done
oh no not the time where people actually think driving with your eyes closed is a good idea..
:p Thankfully I don't drive anymore. A lot less stress, a lot less money wasted, less laziness, less traffic, less pollution (most is caused from animal agriculture though... #GoVegan 💚🌱🔥😻🤝), etc. Self-driving vehicles and more public transport please. :3
Love how when he’s showing us the parking method the car is a Volkswagen, yet the steering wheel has Toyotas symbol on it when they switch cameras lmao
Wow! This is gonna cure my driving anxiety.
Him: "If you know my method you can talk without needing your mouth" 💀🗿
😂
😂😂
Ha
this might be translated from another channel
BRUH 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
life update 2.4: *people have different height now*
It doesn't in Asia
There are no 6'3 no 6"9 all 5"8 🤣
Bro got lineups
Ig we could say China has an outdated version, making ppl short
@@PawerThervalorant reference?
He's already taking a decent amount of margin to account for that.
"Eyes closed"
Bro i still gotta see ryt
“Professional parking, watch this”
**Parks 30cm away from Kurb**
JAJAJA
Thank you Random Chinese guy! 😌👍
And thanks to that random English speaking guy 🤣
Thank you Random racist scumbag
I don’t trust driving advice from the Chinese.
@@sushiluttekar1905 😆😆😆
@@DctorSkillz1 No one trusts you either. 😆
The bumper and rear thing one sounds legit
He is so professional that he can't open door
“Even if you drive with your eyes closed " 👀
Says he with his eyes closed all the time.
@@shreyanshgaurav6309 Woah
they are used to that🤡
Then u will see the angel of death probably
asian☕
'Do you see it, professional parking!!'
My head: 'nice, now get out 🙃'
Really great 🥰👍 skills given by you ☺️
Me: *Folds the side-mirrors inwards*