That One Guy Who’s Always Preaching (ft. Leslie David Baker) - Key & Peele

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  • A world-weary man has a hard time finding an audience for his preachy speeches.
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  • @brandonmcclain9988
    @brandonmcclain9988 Před 3 lety +18938

    The shaking of the nuts in the hand is the most accurate part lol

    • @mattneydl4477
      @mattneydl4477 Před 3 lety +541

      I know and I can't figure out where I've seen that before

    • @climaxfilms7886
      @climaxfilms7886 Před 3 lety +311

      Yea why tf is this so accurate

    • @mattneydl4477
      @mattneydl4477 Před 3 lety +125

      @@Ms_Seychelles I was thinking Boyz n the hood, but did he actually do the peanut thing in the movie?

    • @mattneydl4477
      @mattneydl4477 Před 3 lety +48

      @@Ms_Seychelles I gotta watch the movie again because he might have done something like that with the nuts in the beginning or it's from something else, but they're definitely makin fun of boyz n the hood regardless.

    • @arina4030
      @arina4030 Před 3 lety +53

      gay

  • @munifali7730
    @munifali7730 Před 3 lety +10314

    The second preacher looks like he doesn’t miss pretzel days

  • @benmeiss9901
    @benmeiss9901 Před rokem +2229

    "I will be grouping your breasteses" kills me every time

  • @nataliebrowne4836
    @nataliebrowne4836 Před 2 lety +2623

    Nice to see Key’s karate instructor again with the advanced class 😂

    • @mandolindleyroadshow706
      @mandolindleyroadshow706 Před 2 lety +138

      Special rates for college students.

    • @beastinthesky6774
      @beastinthesky6774 Před 2 lety +80

      I was wondering if that's Sensei Doug Duggart

    • @MereImitation
      @MereImitation Před 2 lety +60

      @@beastinthesky6774 Nah. I saw neither tackle nor grapple in his demo

    • @kanehiro4635
      @kanehiro4635 Před 2 lety +55

      Tackle and grapple 😂 i was looking for this

    • @neverleft636
      @neverleft636 Před rokem +58

      “I will be gropin’ yo breasts’s” had me dying 😂

  • @mmfama7709
    @mmfama7709 Před 4 lety +30063

    Looks like Stanley is really enjoying his retirement

  • @hitrapperandartistdababy
    @hitrapperandartistdababy Před 3 lety +11493

    Can we just appreciate we just saw Stanley Hudson pulling out his tongue like a 9 year old

    • @LucaBrasi0
      @LucaBrasi0 Před 3 lety +126

      Appreciate? This is best day of my life.

    • @stronk9760
      @stronk9760 Před 3 lety +56

      @@LucaBrasi0 Fr? I’m so sorry to hear that. I’ll pray for you :(

    • @nguyenminhkien1588
      @nguyenminhkien1588 Před 3 lety +20

      That's not Stanley Hudson, that's Forest Whitaker, racist

    • @hitrapperandartistdababy
      @hitrapperandartistdababy Před 3 lety +18

      @@nguyenminhkien1588 nice bait lol

    • @thomasleach1284
      @thomasleach1284 Před 3 lety +13

      You don’t pull your tongue out. I don’t see anything in his mouth PULLING his tongue out

  • @JayPixelz
    @JayPixelz Před 5 měsíci +192

    I love how he always starts up with "brothers brothers brothers"

  • @vishaljena5863
    @vishaljena5863 Před rokem +280

    I lost it when they turned out to be actual clowns... 😂😂

  • @LukeTheGhostKiller
    @LukeTheGhostKiller Před 4 lety +6494

    *Black guy:* **exists**
    *Peele:* _Mm!_

  • @md.shahidchy7659
    @md.shahidchy7659 Před 4 lety +3139

    "I will be groping your breasticis as if you were being attacked" XD that small detail before he left killed me.

    • @Gfish17
      @Gfish17 Před 4 lety +133

      So that's how you get away with grabbing women.
      You start a Self defense class that they have to sign up and Paybfor online.
      Honestly I never would have came up with that on my own.

    • @red_dll
      @red_dll Před 4 lety +76

      @@Gfish17
      You just have to state it as something participants have to be aware of and that they have to accept it, when they want to join.
      Put it in the terms and conditions.

    • @johnholder6571
      @johnholder6571 Před 4 lety +45

      You really found that tiny easter egg, I salute you

    • @nemrac72k
      @nemrac72k Před 4 lety +37

      Lol, that’s what the early days of yoga was like. A perv yoga instructors way of dry humping women 😳😬

    • @ClearanceCollector
      @ClearanceCollector Před 4 lety +22

      GFish 17 Plus they are blondes. Very detailed indeed!

  • @misstrinaswagg
    @misstrinaswagg Před 2 lety +187

    I love that the kids are staring confusingly at each other and still holding the tv as he preaches to them

  • @el_mal_de_ojo
    @el_mal_de_ojo Před 9 měsíci +85

    Key and Peele had a genius run of insane creativity, but I always come back to this skit. Every detail is just so perfect - slightly exaggerated for effect, but still rooted in reality enough that you can even picture someone in your own life exactly like this. Absolutely hysterical, their ability to zero-in on the exact details that make things funny is just next level.

  • @wrightvcx2249
    @wrightvcx2249 Před 4 lety +5758

    Stanley can never be preachy. He just wants to leave office early.

    • @prettyawesomejm
      @prettyawesomejm Před 4 lety +142

      Unless you lost your mind because he can help you find it.

    • @bakerthree6r
      @bakerthree6r Před 4 lety +45

      If you find someone being preachy, kinda approach them, ask them how their day is, contemplate your response, then shove it up your butt.

    • @sanchayanbanerjee1036
      @sanchayanbanerjee1036 Před 4 lety +44

      Not on pretzel day tho

    • @M0Sesdef
      @M0Sesdef Před 4 lety +17

      Crossword puzzles will keep ya mind active brotha

    • @hadeselgin
      @hadeselgin Před 4 lety +5

      wright vcx not if his mistress asks him to

  • @michaelclay9328
    @michaelclay9328 Před 4 lety +5385

    I love how he’s shuffling around his pistachios or whatever the hell he’s munching on 😂

    • @SoThugNastyChannel
      @SoThugNastyChannel Před 4 lety +92

      Why did I also think they were pistachios

    • @samirae5307
      @samirae5307 Před 4 lety +102

      But he's popping them whole into his mouth lol is that how pistachios work?

    • @michaelclay9328
      @michaelclay9328 Před 4 lety +145

      Sami Rae maybe they’re already de-shelled 😂

    • @michaelclay9328
      @michaelclay9328 Před 4 lety +20

      John Merino they’re the perfect shuffling tool 😂

    • @michaelclay9328
      @michaelclay9328 Před 4 lety +3

      Magdalena Delarossio you might just be right 😂😂

  • @semadar856
    @semadar856 Před rokem +97

    I love how he misses his mouth and you see the snack fall with a long silence 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @porterhouse937
      @porterhouse937 Před 11 měsíci +4

      Yet the crunching noise was added in post

  • @vassaulttheviperragin4721
    @vassaulttheviperragin4721 Před 2 lety +232

    Their ability to catch the smallest details of stereotypes is next level lol

  • @theodorebear6714
    @theodorebear6714 Před 2 lety +9291

    That Asian guy warmed my heart. He paid the boys as well as he could and he protected them from the weird stranger.

  • @embassyofmiddleearthhk
    @embassyofmiddleearthhk Před 4 lety +2067

    1:09 That old man said "豈有此理,走啦" in Cantonese, which can be roughly translated as "Outrageous, fuck off"

    • @amen_actually
      @amen_actually Před 4 lety +73

      Lmao God bless. Thanks for the translation bruh

    • @dzzthink3655
      @dzzthink3655 Před 4 lety +9

      not really

    • @desaturated6049
      @desaturated6049 Před 3 lety +131

      not really as vulgar as "fuck off". just "get out!"

    • @zaryalace7475
      @zaryalace7475 Před 3 lety +54

      Doesn't mean fuck off. Just leave.

    • @bryant7542
      @bryant7542 Před 3 lety +65

      That guy voices Mr. Ping (Po's goose dad) in Kung Fu Panda.

  • @DeathBringer769
    @DeathBringer769 Před 2 lety +2311

    This guy is basically when you try so hard to fight racism/stereotypes, that you wrap back around and ironically become racist yourself, lol.

    • @tomjaap2933
      @tomjaap2933 Před 2 lety +2

      basically leftists of today

    • @noneya1238
      @noneya1238 Před 2 lety +57

      I don't know if you could call that racist, it's his own race, more like prejudice. He doesn't hate his own race, he's hard on them and assumes the worst.

    • @dirtdiv3r
      @dirtdiv3r Před 2 lety +84

      @@noneya1238 I agree with you that's it's not really racist... but fyi racism is prejudice based on race. The more you know.

    • @noneya1238
      @noneya1238 Před 2 lety +8

      @@dirtdiv3r They're not the same thing, more you know. He's not being racist, period.

    • @dirtdiv3r
      @dirtdiv3r Před 2 lety +79

      @@noneya1238 Prejudice is not necessarily racism, but racism IS prejudice based on race. Use a dictionary instead of making up things as you go... it'll do wonders for you.

  • @evingrindle1929
    @evingrindle1929 Před 2 lety +258

    Seeing Stanley Hudson stick his tongue out and then skip happily away is the best thing I've ever seen 😂😂

  • @elmamahd6924
    @elmamahd6924 Před 4 lety +1894

    That’s what happens to Stanley when he ain’t got no crossword puzzle.

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 Před 4 lety +2

      Stanley in quarantine did:
      czcams.com/video/lCl7I7png08/video.html

    • @ald3n507
      @ald3n507 Před 4 lety

      Yesssssss

    • @ToddThiner
      @ToddThiner Před 4 lety +1

      That’s what happens when pretzel day ends up on a snow day

    • @Sharolynn10
      @Sharolynn10 Před 4 lety

      That would be too much care for Stanley. 10 Down: how many f*cks does Stanley give about anything?

    • @moslimislam5714
      @moslimislam5714 Před 4 lety

      Ain't got no...??

  • @cheri618
    @cheri618 Před 4 lety +2811

    black guy: *minding his business*
    peele: BROTHA BROTHA BROTHA

  • @IHeArTrOcK20
    @IHeArTrOcK20 Před rokem +20

    I like that fake half winded forced chuckle at the end of any sentence where he’s trying to relate. So spot on.

  • @sunnytiwary5103
    @sunnytiwary5103 Před 2 lety +25

    "I'm preaching?"
    "Did I stutter?"
    End of convo-

    • @sabalghoo
      @sabalghoo Před měsícem

      Then he said: “whawawawhaaat Dawwg?”

  • @tohru7050
    @tohru7050 Před 4 lety +838

    The way he was eating those snack was spot on😂

  • @carterdavis6108
    @carterdavis6108 Před 4 lety +1773

    9 years old? man hadnt even experienced his first pretzel day

  • @kennyc587
    @kennyc587 Před 2 lety +31

    The Asian guy at the end of the Van skit says "you're despicable" "Leave" in Cantonese

  • @mickey_287
    @mickey_287 Před rokem +24

    I love how he slowly got into a fighting stance whilst still shaking the nuts in hand 😭😭

  • @rjeancha
    @rjeancha Před 4 lety +6338

    “We are only perpetuating the stereotype the system already assumes about us”
    But he goes around assuming every black guys is up to no good...Oh the dramatic irony 🤣🤣🤣

    • @DisasterEXE
      @DisasterEXE Před 4 lety +74

      Yeah but that's not ironyyyyyy--- *floats away*

    • @krissydoll8213
      @krissydoll8213 Před 3 lety +18

      LOL! Yeah, that part.

    • @riseeuterpe2838
      @riseeuterpe2838 Před 3 lety +67

      it's hypocrisy.. >__>?

    • @DisasterEXE
      @DisasterEXE Před 3 lety +23

      @@riseeuterpe2838 Ding ding ding ding! You got it.

    • @crimson1199
      @crimson1199 Před 3 lety +82

      @@DisasterEXE he is right tho. U wont think a guy who talks about perpetuating stereotypes is perpetuating the preachy stereotype. Also hypocrisy is part of irony. If u do opposite of wat u say its ironic. Also also ur ironic for correcting people and being wrong. Oh the irony. What u said is totally wrong. Im being ironic now. Ohh even more irony.

  • @davidignatius1
    @davidignatius1 Před 4 lety +6619

    The Joy's of finding a key and Peele sketch that you haven't watched yet.

  • @spurts
    @spurts Před rokem +12

    Man, Key and Peele aren't just hilarious, they're such good actors too. Love their little intricacies like shaking the nuts. They're amazing

  • @KyloKen-cx7qr
    @KyloKen-cx7qr Před 2 lety +14

    Peele’s acting ability is so underrated

  • @CriticalPosthumanism
    @CriticalPosthumanism Před 3 lety +3207

    Plottwist: The asian guy was the head of the burglar gang.

    • @Josiuh
      @Josiuh Před 3 lety +85

      lmfao I legit thought that's where the skit was going

    • @superpowerdragon
      @superpowerdragon Před 3 lety +114

      and the two clowns are going to rob the house

    • @ustbot7047
      @ustbot7047 Před 3 lety

      damn

    • @aawazlimbu8608
      @aawazlimbu8608 Před 3 lety +46

      And that self-defence instructor was saying "I WILL BE GROPING YOUR BREASTASIES" at the end😂😂😂😂😂

    • @missprettyschannel
      @missprettyschannel Před 3 lety +13

      @Lisa Roothless i liked your comment by 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 just incase it shows i liked it.

  • @anonymousmadlad433
    @anonymousmadlad433 Před 4 lety +963

    Imagine just chilling with your homies and then all you hear is "Brother brother brother..."
    You already know what's happening.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před 4 lety +33

      It's a double-edged sword, unfortunately. On the one hand, there are a lot who could do with such wisdom. On the other hand, preach too much and you push people away. The irony of this skit preaching about not feeding into preconceived notions about black men...while he was doing the very same thing just made this gold :)

    • @anonymousmadlad433
      @anonymousmadlad433 Před 4 lety +4

      @@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley lol yeah. There must be a balance with everything or at least most things is my philosophy

    • @icebear3503
      @icebear3503 Před 4 lety +3

      Pants hanging off your ass😂😂😂😂😂

    • @reallyshiesty2436
      @reallyshiesty2436 Před 4 lety

      This comment is GOLD 💛😂

    • @masterchief4189
      @masterchief4189 Před 4 lety +2

      Imagine having Master Chief as a profile picture. ❤️

  • @kholi9441
    @kholi9441 Před 2 lety +3

    1:32 so that's what he's doing now after closing his Jiu Jutsu dojo? TACKLE AND GRAPLE! 😂

  • @davinaetwaroo
    @davinaetwaroo Před 2 lety +37

    My second time watching this one! The first time I cracked up. This time I realized the irony - how he's preaching about stereotypes and he's the one making assumptions about everyone LOL.

  • @elitemangudai1016
    @elitemangudai1016 Před 4 lety +2755

    Preachy man starter pack: casual clothes, designer hat, intellectual glasses and a pack of peanuts you throw in the direction of your face plus the phrase "brothers brothers brothers"

    • @mitlandson167
      @mitlandson167 Před 4 lety +59

      Brother, Brother, Brother you forgot being annoying.

    • @fparnaby8366
      @fparnaby8366 Před 4 lety +6

      Haha! Brilliant!

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 Před 3 lety +18

      The shirt MUST be a dark red or purplish

    • @parzival9639
      @parzival9639 Před 3 lety +28

      „In the **direction** of your face“ xD

    • @MrEOM41
      @MrEOM41 Před 3 lety +3

      Halloween costume idea 😁

  • @LonaiB
    @LonaiB Před 4 lety +3785

    Shaking your candy before eating it hits different
    Why can't there ever be civilized comments? Why is the first thing you do when someone says something you don't agree with is bash them?

    • @purumr
      @purumr Před 4 lety +239

      Candies ? stupid me, I thought it is roasted peanuts and he is shaking off outer layer before eating it.

    • @blackrose02.
      @blackrose02. Před 4 lety +11

      LMAO!!!!! Yes!!

    • @slimischillin7753
      @slimischillin7753 Před 4 lety +149

      I thought he was shaking dice🤦🏿‍♂️ I was like, why is homie shaking dice though? Then he popped one in his mouth and I was like, did homie just eat one of his dice😱? But it’s candy, so it makes sense now 🤦🏿‍♂️😆

    • @warmongerfenrir8524
      @warmongerfenrir8524 Před 4 lety +37

      its a *boomer* move

    • @andrewdinh7643
      @andrewdinh7643 Před 4 lety +51

      It’s so it doesn’t sit and start getting warm or melting

  • @LillianDevin
    @LillianDevin Před 2 lety +31

    Key & Peele are my favorite people, they nail it every time and I forward their videos to friends so they can see the brilliance too. Thank you both for all the laughs 🥂

  • @zuekiin
    @zuekiin Před 2 lety +12

    James Hong is a living legend👏🏽 David Lo Pan

  • @amrelshafei206
    @amrelshafei206 Před 3 lety +5471

    That is almost every role by Denzel Washington.

  • @DJQuan718
    @DJQuan718 Před 3 lety +1060

    "Looking like a couple of clowns"
    *Which you are ok enjoy the birthday celebration* 😂😂😂

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover Před 3 lety +14

      My reaction whenever I accidentally respond to someone actually talking into Bluetooth that wasn’t visible

    • @darrentheeagletill5858
      @darrentheeagletill5858 Před 3 lety +1

      Plot twist: they were actually about to rob a house

  • @bkw11
    @bkw11 Před 2 lety +11

    Man, this is the best comedy i've seen in a long while. Key & Peele are great

  • @nativenation11
    @nativenation11 Před 2 lety +4

    Brother's, brother's, brother's, skit barely started and Im rolling LMAO

  • @purpleytical1391
    @purpleytical1391 Před 3 lety +936

    I love how that guy doesn't even try to stop the "mugging" he just came to preach.

    • @fulltimeslackerii8229
      @fulltimeslackerii8229 Před rokem +21

      he tried to stop it with words

    • @dannyc7227
      @dannyc7227 Před 8 měsíci +7

      He had his hands up and got into a somewhat defensive posture.

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@dannyc7227 While still shaking the peanuts.

  • @INeedANames
    @INeedANames Před 4 lety +1287

    So this is Stanley’s life out of retirement

    • @spacegamer267
      @spacegamer267 Před 4 lety

      Is that what your parents told you

    • @sanoban
      @sanoban Před 4 lety +1

      I don't have the reference, care to explain please?

    • @Alex-qj3wp
      @Alex-qj3wp Před 4 lety +7

      @@sanoban the office

    • @bigolehamburger173
      @bigolehamburger173 Před 4 lety +2

      Haha so funny everyone definitely hasn’t said the same comment! Hilarious !

    • @karthik.
      @karthik. Před 4 lety

      K3NZ1E ah yes he copied the comment posted after this one

  • @bnicethegaynerd6025
    @bnicethegaynerd6025 Před rokem +5

    Everyone is taking about Stanley in this but what about legend himself, JAMES HONG. He’s done everything from voice acting (Mr Ping, Chi Fu) and was Everything Everywhere All At Once and Big Trouble in Little China

  • @joelrosario7798
    @joelrosario7798 Před rokem +3

    I love everything these guys do, but this sketch may be my favorite. The outfit, the walk, the way this dude's shuffling a handful of peanuts around and just walking up to strangers preaching is hysterical

  • @TheTreyKingShow
    @TheTreyKingShow Před 4 lety +8092

    I know a guy who acts just like this omg.😅

    • @bubbaguy4411
      @bubbaguy4411 Před 4 lety +177

      FINALLY!...I get to state "I know a guy that knows a guy"...thanks, one life goal I can cross of my list.

    • @facesmelt9903
      @facesmelt9903 Před 4 lety +88

      Is it DENZEL WASHINGTON?! Because I’m 40 seconds in and I can’t stop thinking of a Denzel character...

    • @badhabit714
      @badhabit714 Před 4 lety +1

      @Makaveli 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bigmansyndrome8945
      @bigmansyndrome8945 Před 4 lety +12

      Reminds me of Kai Greene.

    • @jo-annastephenson5023
      @jo-annastephenson5023 Před 4 lety +39

      I think everyone has met a guy like this at least once in their lifetime 🤣 always shaking something smh

  • @tontobuzz
    @tontobuzz Před 4 lety +580

    We all love this Actor who appears in every movie to play a Chinese.

    • @Dalthorsan
      @Dalthorsan Před 4 lety +50

      Dunno when this is recorded but he's 91yo now. Love James Hong. Great actor.

    • @shammaideen6628
      @shammaideen6628 Před 4 lety +28

      Was he the villain in Big Trouble in Little China? Who was playing videogames with his pinky fingernail controllers?

    • @jessekang380
      @jessekang380 Před 4 lety +25

      Sham Maideen he was Kung fu pandas dad the goose

    • @Dalthorsan
      @Dalthorsan Před 4 lety +1

      @@shammaideen6628 The same :-)

    • @PmanFunky
      @PmanFunky Před 4 lety +4

      Lo Pai in Big Trouble Little China right?

  • @asfd74
    @asfd74 Před rokem +13

    I had never seen Key and Peele routines until I saw on CZcams, but before that I saw Key on the subway and some brothers came up to talk to him, said they liked his work. That was totally cool. Then I found out how funny these guys are. You guys are my favorite comedians. Continental Breakfasts and Doormen will never be the same.

  • @luvotheoduntsu708
    @luvotheoduntsu708 Před rokem +6

    I keep coming back for this sketch every time I come across a Denzel Washington's movie.😂🤣

  • @philosophia_
    @philosophia_ Před 3 lety +1412

    1:57 "I WILL be gropin yo breassusses..."

    • @doel89
      @doel89 Před 3 lety +222

      tackle and grapple

    • @Talia.777
      @Talia.777 Před 3 lety +6

      @@doel89 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheAIRemix
      @TheAIRemix Před 3 lety +2

      @@doel89 Bruuhhh
      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @devileye90
      @devileye90 Před 3 lety +27

      the tackle and grapple dude be the ultimate key and peels crossover

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover Před 3 lety +8

      “To simulate a real attack.” He’s like Rex Kwon Do from Napoleon Dynamite 🧨

  • @NinjaSushi2
    @NinjaSushi2 Před 4 lety +1798

    "I'm nine years old. I've got Benjamin Button's disease." Lmao.

  • @mytry4realz29
    @mytry4realz29 Před 2 lety +11

    They have me in tears every time!!!🤣🤣
    I miss this show!

  • @crinoid88
    @crinoid88 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I think about this skit nearly every day, it is quite possibly the funniest bit of comedy I've ever seen in my damn life. I"ve seen it so many times and I'm dying all over again!!

  • @dredvax
    @dredvax Před 4 lety +371

    As a black guy, I can assure you they are EVERYWHERE

    • @baldcutie6464
      @baldcutie6464 Před 4 lety +6

      As and A-rab raised by white folks with siblings from all major races I can tell ya that my nuts stank

    • @southsideman4891
      @southsideman4891 Před 4 lety +1

      GOOD! - HERE I AM! BLACK PEOPLE NEED SOMEONE TO TELL THEM RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS FOOL RAP CULTURE THAT WE EMBARRASSING OURSELVES AROUND THE WORLD WITH!

    • @wickkidda
      @wickkidda Před 4 lety +6

      Bill Cosby did it publicly. That's why the system assassinated his character. He's innocent. Nobody can convince me he's guilty, and I'm white. This happens to all black heroes and leaders who don't "follow the rules." It's why Dave Chappelle went to Africa. It's why they assassinated MLK. I hope people open their eyes soon.

    • @hardrock22100
      @hardrock22100 Před 4 lety +2

      @@wickkidda you do realize he even came out and admitted to being a rapist...

    • @joshm5816
      @joshm5816 Před 4 lety

      @@baldcutie6464 Irish Spring my brother

  • @jcwynn4075
    @jcwynn4075 Před 3 lety +549

    1:56 "I will be groping your breastises as if you were being attacked like a real attack" lmao 🤣

    • @robertomedinap.7162
      @robertomedinap.7162 Před 3 lety +70

      Tackle and grapple! 😂

    • @tetrasphere8165
      @tetrasphere8165 Před 3 lety +8

      No matter what happens

    • @SwornSon
      @SwornSon Před 3 lety +4

      200% can confirm that that is in fact the plural of breast

    • @BrianSmith-vl7xu
      @BrianSmith-vl7xu Před 3 lety +5

      @@SwornSon Breasticles

    • @daness6698
      @daness6698 Před 3 lety +3

      Might have to consider become a "self defense class" teacher, for the females....definitely seems to be of interest....ima think about it...

  • @3dartxsi
    @3dartxsi Před 9 měsíci +1

    The cameo by the "Tackle & Grapple" guy is a noce touch.

  • @4jgarner
    @4jgarner Před rokem +1

    Him missing his mouth with the but and not acknowledging it is just the icing on top of the cake.

  • @koolgool
    @koolgool Před 4 lety +531

    I didn’t expect to see James Hong, that’s great. Everything could use more James Hong.

  • @aliqadri7328
    @aliqadri7328 Před 4 lety +800

    I guess the tackle and grapple martial arts teacher’s classes are starting to take off.

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam Před 4 lety +26

      Advanced class now lol

    • @NBP722
      @NBP722 Před 4 lety +22

      College students taking advantage of that discount.

    • @cybermek
      @cybermek Před 4 lety +10

      @@aesinam that one dude never made it to the advanced class! 😆

    • @freedom9729
      @freedom9729 Před 4 lety +5

      Urgh, some of those classes are total bogus and it's tragic because the people taking them falsely believe they've been trained to defend themselves and we can all imagine the results 😫

    • @mariejohanna2166
      @mariejohanna2166 Před 4 lety

      Yes haha

  • @tempestuous2468
    @tempestuous2468 Před 2 lety +6

    How Stanley stuck his tongue out was just amazing 😂

  • @thiswasts
    @thiswasts Před 2 lety

    Amazing after all this time there are still skits I haven't seen. A treat seeing LDB also.

  • @JamNaco
    @JamNaco Před 4 lety +716

    I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but when Key & Peele upload a new video? Well, I like Key & Peele days.

    • @yokingstream1005
      @yokingstream1005 Před 4 lety +37

      Boy have ya lost ya mind?! cuz I’ll help ya find it!

    • @daraclancy2875
      @daraclancy2875 Před 4 lety +30

      DID I STUTTER

    • @chikenfartz
      @chikenfartz Před 4 lety +40

      I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. All because my mom smoked during the pregnancy, consequences

    • @prodeyj1
      @prodeyj1 Před 4 lety

      @@Hulk_Hoagie_Bread_Master it is

    • @makpack
      @makpack Před 4 lety +2

      Pretzels.
      If you know... you know.

  • @Gator_nit
    @Gator_nit Před 4 lety +1068

    This is a start to a Mafia movie

  • @vanillaoo6586
    @vanillaoo6586 Před 2 lety +3

    00:43 that one nut that didn't land in his mouth always gets me XD

  • @edwardzhou8590
    @edwardzhou8590 Před 2 lety +2

    jordan did such a good job at being the preacher
    i love the nuts lol the laughs

  • @inanimatesum4945
    @inanimatesum4945 Před 4 lety +1347

    “Feat. Leslie David Barker” First thing that caught me was my Chigga James Hong man.

  • @FanEverton
    @FanEverton Před 4 lety +966

    James Hong is now 91. This asian dude still looks young damn

  • @diabetes1191
    @diabetes1191 Před rokem +1

    the second one is how i disengage from any conversation, turn on your heel and walk straight into traffic

  • @donaldbarton6701
    @donaldbarton6701 Před 2 lety +1

    This has got to be one of my favorites

  • @amadocarillo423
    @amadocarillo423 Před 4 lety +1088

    Stanley looks like he has *LOST HIS MIND*

    • @ViktoriousDead
      @ViktoriousDead Před 4 lety +64

      I'll help you find it

    • @amadocarillo423
      @amadocarillo423 Před 4 lety +26

      @@ViktoriousDead *BOY*

    • @theGiver3
      @theGiver3 Před 4 lety +2

      cuz

    • @JoshSmith-zs8hu
      @JoshSmith-zs8hu Před 4 lety +3

      @@amadocarillo423HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

    • @ComedyBros5
      @ComedyBros5 Před 4 lety +7

      Fun fact, Leslie David Baker is actually kickstarting a series that continues on Stanley's character from The Office!

  • @bebeezra
    @bebeezra Před 4 lety +548

    The cameo of Doug Duggart teaching Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu was epic. _"Tackle and grapple!"_ czcams.com/video/6HhCajvimEw/video.html

    • @hudjacob
      @hudjacob Před 4 lety +7

      Don't think he was teaching jiu jitsu my man😏😂😂😂😂

    • @JimBob-eg7vq
      @JimBob-eg7vq Před 4 lety +24

      @@hudjacob grabbing breaststes is a key part to learning jiu jitsu

  • @joperhop
    @joperhop Před 2 lety

    Love that youtube has started to recommend these again

  • @davidoverstreet2875
    @davidoverstreet2875 Před 2 lety +1

    These guys are just going to get more and more famous by the year, and the sky is the limit. It boils down to how many ideas they can come up with.

    • @fuziontonygaming
      @fuziontonygaming Před rokem

      I personally think these content on their own still hold up lol

    • @davidoverstreet2875
      @davidoverstreet2875 Před rokem

      @@fuziontonygaming they managed to flawlessly pull off what some could consider inappropriate or controversial skits. That's how damn good they are. America needs some really truly high quality comedy. It's been a long time since we've had any. And these guys are delivering. God bless their creativity.

  • @davidnalls8628
    @davidnalls8628 Před 3 lety +1340

    There was definitely some tackling and grappling going on.

  • @GoNativeToys
    @GoNativeToys Před 4 lety +972

    When he throws the one nut into his mouth that bounces out I almost spit out my water.

  • @yukilino
    @yukilino Před 2 lety +3

    He kept on munching despite he missed the nut got me rolling 🤣

  • @feetenthusiast1015
    @feetenthusiast1015 Před 2 lety +2

    Stanley really made me laugh at the end there 😂 especially with the tongue sticking out

  • @CornholioPuppetMaster
    @CornholioPuppetMaster Před 4 lety +475

    Jordan: you older than me
    Stanley: BOY HAVE YOU LOST YA MIND

  • @brianhermino43
    @brianhermino43 Před 4 lety +1303

    I got preachy to some kids.
    Then I got preach'd by a kid.
    Consequences.

  • @Rydonattelo
    @Rydonattelo Před 7 měsíci

    The first scenario is one of the best sketch they have ever made. I know so guys like this.

  • @tevinfw
    @tevinfw Před rokem +1

    I like the way his old-guy-stroll intensifies as he witnesses a mugging.

  • @MrPulimen
    @MrPulimen Před 3 lety +747

    0:42 I like how he misses the nuts but he still chews it lol

    • @groseron
      @groseron Před 3 lety +15

      I literally lol'd there

    • @JSanchezz
      @JSanchezz Před 3 lety +32

      you even hear the artificial "crunch" lmao

    • @ChrishBlake
      @ChrishBlake Před 3 lety +7

      @Eric Pereira fkin crazy it happens so fast you can’t look at both at the same time. So I see one either go in or fall out

    • @AjixGameOver
      @AjixGameOver Před 3 lety +32

      I looked frame by frame 2 nuts got out of his hand one got straight in his mouth the other fell straight to the ground.

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna Před 3 lety +5

      Masterclass acting

  • @Galliao
    @Galliao Před 4 lety +175

    James Hong was the kingpin in that heist. He was paying the crew on a job well done.

    • @a-love-supremist
      @a-love-supremist Před 4 lety +2

      For some reason I thought he died recently. Still alive at 91!

    • @Bunni_boi
      @Bunni_boi Před 4 lety +1

      Was he always asian oneoff character? Like chinese restaurant owner where the main characters happen to be at said location. (I think this was big bang theory)
      I dont know of any major roles hes had.

    • @CaptainLoincloth
      @CaptainLoincloth Před 4 lety +7

      @@Bunni_boi if only there was some sort of Data Base of people who have worked on Movies that was accessible from the Internet.

    • @barryb.benson2255
      @barryb.benson2255 Před 4 lety

      豈有此理,走啦!

    • @acharich
      @acharich Před 4 lety

      @@CaptainLoincloth 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @15kuki
    @15kuki Před 6 měsíci

    My nostalgic heart fills with joy every time I see or hear James Hong!!

  • @thegreatunknown8574
    @thegreatunknown8574 Před 2 lety +2

    I see the sensei's hustle is running good. That DVD sure did its job.

  • @WebDeva7
    @WebDeva7 Před 4 lety +359

    I legit thought he was shaking dice till he started eating them.

  • @EdgeOfFuzz
    @EdgeOfFuzz Před 4 lety +600

    “Hey you ever found yourself in High Point, North Carolina and not feeling safe?”

  • @SamudraNeelamBhuyan
    @SamudraNeelamBhuyan Před 6 měsíci +2

    I love how that kid with the Benjamin Buttons disease grows up to be such a well adjusted and productive member of society, even finding work in a paper company.

  • @phuihsaraimolshoy7983
    @phuihsaraimolshoy7983 Před 2 lety

    My exam is near I go to youtube to see some explanation video and some random new video of key and peele always pops up. Always.

  • @anthonygaleano2185
    @anthonygaleano2185 Před 4 lety +369

    I finished “The Office” yesterday and seeing stanley surprised me.

  • @MULTIPLEWUBWUBWUBS
    @MULTIPLEWUBWUBWUBS Před 4 lety +171

    Made assumptions and preached to others
    CONSEQUENCES

  • @splam
    @splam Před 2 lety +4

    Glad to see Lo Pan reform his ways and giving back to the community.

  • @danellboy5757
    @danellboy5757 Před 2 lety +1

    Just from him saying "brothers, brothers, brothers..." and shaking his hand at the start, I had to pause the video from laughter

  • @stillsilence5797
    @stillsilence5797 Před 4 lety +551

    random guy:*breathes
    Peele: BROTHER,BROTHER, BROTHER

  • @Prime_Vector
    @Prime_Vector Před 4 lety +426

    “I’m 9 years old, I’ve not Benjamin Buttons disease”(skips away) 😂😂😂

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 Před 4 lety +1

      9 year old gangs be like:
      czcams.com/video/lCl7I7png08/video.html

    • @manz007
      @manz007 Před 4 lety +1

      stanley

    • @Sach-Truth13
      @Sach-Truth13 Před 4 lety

      I didn’t understand that part. Can some please explain?

    • @Prime_Vector
      @Prime_Vector Před 4 lety

      Justa Novame do u know what Benjamin Buttons disease is?

    • @juliamusk6701
      @juliamusk6701 Před 4 lety

      Coincidence?
      czcams.com/video/rOsbAqDbvBc/video.html

  • @KgwediyaMollo
    @KgwediyaMollo Před 2 lety

    The guys who loading TV sets just watched him talk and talk🤣😂
    Knowing very well that they're not stealin

  • @winslowtjiptadi6359
    @winslowtjiptadi6359 Před 4 lety +948

    Wait.. Why is he the one who throw the lady when he was the one who 'attack' in the simulation? 😂
    Anyway.. Tackle and grapple!!!

    • @maicolm.6896
      @maicolm.6896 Před 4 lety +30

      Dude, that is "attacking" (throwing , flipping ) the woman. Your question is your answer lol

    • @re_i_gn
      @re_i_gn Před 4 lety +10

      Looks like they're all good for the black belt!

    • @TheAcaciaStrain1
      @TheAcaciaStrain1 Před 4 lety +34

      @@maicolm.6896 hes asking why the attacker was successful in throwing her if it's a self defense class haha

    • @winslowtjiptadi6359
      @winslowtjiptadi6359 Před 4 lety +9

      @@TheAcaciaStrain1 exactly.. Though who am I to judge Key with his unorthodox methods was way ahead of his time in his school.. 😂😂

    • @mohammadnurfiqri2831
      @mohammadnurfiqri2831 Před 4 lety +14

      It's to show what an attacker is capable of doing , maybe ? Then he'll move on to teaching the methods of self-defence.