I swear if people ever get these implants on the hand or brain willingly and queuing up like at an IPhone release convention, then that’s the day I’m relocating to the Himalayas and live a life as a goat farmer and call myself Shen-Zao.
You think this would go to help elderly in nursing homes? Maybe if they are billionaire nursing homes. They can't even get regular baths with Healthcare the way it is.
@@evergreen-bree at first it will be a luxury for the elite but the economies of scale will eventually make it ubiquitous like smart phones, first there was just the iPhone now everyone in sub Sahara Africa has an affordable smart phone with access to all the world’s information. This tech will be so transformative it will be viewed as a human rights issue to deny access to it, like electricity or running water. Also brain surgery is routine even in very poor countries. Performing craniotomies is trivial for neurosurgeons, it’s a very simple and well understood medical procedure. Even in the Congo millions are performed every year to remove brain tumors and correct craniofacial deformities. Implanting the chip will be easy as well, much, much easier than a lot of other surgeries
I agree, this technology will be used to help people with spinal cord damage, infact any nerve damage especially brain damage, sight, hearing, motor skills & such, the possibility are endless & could be life changing for millions of people young or old.
A couple of times in my life my brain was sped up because of adrenaline to where I saw everything in super slow motion, both times were during car accidents. I've often thought about the possibilities if that brain function could be controlled.
Adrenaline has long-term deleterious effects on the brain and other vital organs, that's one reason why hormonal responses are mostly involuntary. Being able to trigger an adrenaline response on command could become an addictive degenerative condition.
I Google is copper magnetic If you have a strong enough magnetic field all matter is magnetic. But copper is so weakly magnetic that we can't observe it without very, very large magnetic fields. So the short answer is "No, copper isn't magnetic." This can quickly be tested by trying to pick up a penny with a magnet.
If neuralink makes blind people see, paralysied people walk and deaf people hear it could could be possible that the pope has to canonize him. The last guy doing this died 2000 years ago
Elon has a very limited understanding of what the actual smart cookies are doing at NeuraLink or Space X and even Tesla. His success has infinitely more to do with luck and deceptive marketing than intelligence. Essentially he's a "Fortunate Cookie"🥠. The Cybertruck is a perfect example of what happens when he's allowed in the kitchen. 👨🍳💩.... 🤦♂
@newforce Your comment alone suggests jealousy, envy & a moronic IQ level of 60 if you're lucky. How on Earth would you know anything at all of what Elons understanding of any of his multiple successful companies? I'm beginning to think you'd be an ideal neuro-link recipient, at least that way you'd gain some sort of desperately need higher intelligence! 😂🤣😂
This has already been going on for years study on epileptics. I gracefully rejected each time and requested more brain be resected. I went through my last (3rd) awake brain surgery in 2010. My brain has been opened and closed 7. Thankfully no more seizures and nothing weird in my head to follow me around with. I even had my screws and plates taken out. Doing this is absolutely controlling. It’s so painful on top of it.
Notice how they always introduce these technologies as beneficial in some way. At the moment people are wearing smart watches and when I ask them why they say things like “well it’s tracking my health and I’m closing my circles” etc. All these technologies do have benefits but they also have a down side. One of those is addiction. Look around at how many people are addicted to smart devices. These tech companies want you hooked up to the grid 24/7. The more you’re online the more money they make. He says “it’s optional” but at some point in the future people will have this stuff installed at birth and won’t know any different. People will not be able to function in the world without it in the same way it's very difficult to now without smart phones and google. Elon Musk is dangerous.
Technology is a double edged sword.... dangerous &miraculous but at what cost???? Elon is indeed a visionary and a pioneer but I agree that he is also dangerous.
MARC/MARK of the BEAST SYSTEM,BATTLE ENGAGEMENT area SIMULATOR TRACKER- MICROCHIP AKA MARC/MARK form of money ,our international trade number is all 6666'S and our countries dont buy or sell WITHOUT it!
*How to install VPN into your neurolink* I am afraid of this shit! Sooner or later they will read our minds and even influence our mind directly, WE MUST STOP THIS MADNESS!
Imagine in a thousand years a bunch of human skulls are missing a chunk of their skull and the civilization is scratching their heads like wtf where they thinking.. lol.
Thank you all for coming to my lecture on Quark-gluon plasma. Two major questions will be answered here today: 1. Where is the deconfinement offset as a function of temperature and chemical potentials? 2. What is the function of relativistic heavy-ion... _Due to non-payment, your Neuralink subscription to advanced nuclear physics has been cancelled_ ...err particles go brrr
Just so you all know this will be great for people with serious issues. I could never see normal people doing this. They already do wire implant things for Parkinson disease with mixed results. But implanting things in your brain comes with serious risks and complications no sane fully functional person will do this.
This is not an good idea only for the blind people that would be willingly to get convinced to receive it, but this is what been talked about in the book of Revelation dealing with the mark of the beast. Means all those who get this Chip names are not written in the Lambs book of life
We're not talking about sane people. No SANE person would consider having part of their skull removed and be "wired up" for a symbiotic existence. Is Musk human???
Revelation 14:11 King James Version 11 And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.
THAT'S why he takes those long pauses before he answer. He's processing the question, parsing the global internet for the most accurate answer, then formulating the words, and then it gets handed off to his speach center for verbalization. Makes total sense now. He's had this implant in for years now.
or a virus Believe in Jesus Christ of Nazareth for salvation, seek Him. Acts 4:12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved. God loves you and offers a wonderful plan for your life All of us sin and our sin has separated us from God Jesus Christ is God's only provision for our sin. Through Him we can know and experience Gods love and plan for our lives We must individually receive Jesus Christ as Savior and Lord, then we can know and experience Gods love and plan for our lives
Elon: "I've invented a device that will allow people to regain sight and lost limbs" Joe: "You ever been ice fishing?? Its great, you take this auger....."
Elon is a mad scientist the director of avengers based tony stark character off of him.. .n just like the movie cern has asked for his help.. remember cern didnt work until they got tony stark help
@@mitchellsheppard2998 Imagine someone taking that away because they feel like it. Computers and life support systems get hacked all the time in hospitals. If you're willing to put all your trust into some guy who's main goal is to make money you'll get what you deserve.
I love how Elon always does a little nod when he made a point to like underpin he made his point. When he makes a joke he does it too but with a lil smirk on his face. I could listen to this guy talk for hours. 😂
9:12" if you can't beat em join em" there's our answer kuz I was wondering why he changed his mind recently he KNOW something a MAN that smart he has money and all? This krazy damn elon talk to US
I remember reading a article a year ago and China was doing this from the UK Express website but they said they would be able to read ppl thoughts so they can track down crimes b4 it happen this was last year
He tried to stop it all and make everyone slow down with the AI and nobody would listen. He said all of this last podcast. He’d rather be apart of it and try regulating it some or making it as safe as he possibly can, than to let others do it and it have horrible consequences. I’d say the man feels like he’s got humanity resting on his shoulders tbh.
LittleRainGames I don’t remember him saying anything about the speed at which you talk being altered? But I get it, your smart enough to figure out how many bits he is speaking. Congratulations.
How do people not see Elon musk is working with bill Gates and other evil billionaires with an agenda, his satellites aren't there for internet that's ridiculous, it's no coincidence that Gates wants to vaccinate the world and track everything we do, watch dr. Andrew Kaufman on Richie from Boston CZcams channel
Hes nothing like a real life tony stark, tony stark designed and built his own creations. Elon musk has ideas and pays other people to try to make them a reality.
@@marcuscarrow3938 : Uum, not exactly true. With both Space X AND Tesla, he's the Chief Engineer. In other words, unlike Steve Jobs, who told his people what he wanted, and that they needed to figure how to do it, Musk actually designs these things himself. No, he may not be turning the wrenches and sodering all the little wires to the mother boards, but he does design everything WITH his team(s).
His replys are short because he has a stutter. It's also why he takes a long pause after questions Joe asks. Gives him time to recite the words he's going to use so they come out less stuttered
His species send a messenger here each 2000years or so, and as we all know the last one got crucified so he's pretty carefull on what he let us know haha
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔X AE A-12 : [ (X=10 ..10-4(4May2020)=6], [AE = A 1st letter of alphabet , E 5th... 1+5 = 6], [ A-12, precursor of SR 71, 7-1= 6] . 666. The mark of the beast is on peoples Hands or Heads, Revelations 13, guess this chip will be substitute for VACCINES, since it’ll be done by next year. Elons kid is AI , the first AI child, the one that will get people to worship the image of the beast. Awaken yourselves👁 Jesus healed the sick and got them closer to god, ELON AND TECHNOLOGY WILL NOW HEAL YOU AND PUT YOU FURTHER FROM GOD because you got help off tech, it’s like getting prosthetic leg replacement as compared to Jesus healing your leg... it just hits different and the appreciation is different. “Wisdom is needed here. Let the one with understanding solve the meaning of the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. His number is 666.” Revelation 13:18 NLT “He required everyone-small and great, rich and poor, free and slave-to be given a mark on the right hand or on the forehead.” Revelation 13:16 NLT
BOArdbmx yes he’s being used? Illuminati has a lot of power, if he doesn’t know what he’s saying how come you didn’t hear him speak on the current virus, or social distancing or anything relevant bro yet this is 5 days ago???? Bro trust me if someone has an agenda they can execute it while remaining on track
@Eli Bell "quantom dot tatoo"? Maybe that one is proof that those hypermodern hypertechnological chips are all marks of the beast of the same palette? That's why I'm telling you - don't get the RFID chip
Heidi LeeJade you’re absolutely bonkers. You think him pausing like every human does while in a conversation is evidence he has a chip? You must be able to create whatever theory you want by just watching two seconds of something because you clearly are methed up and think your thoughts are much smarter then they actually are. If he did have the chip, there’s no logical explanation why he would need to “reset” stop watching sci-fi movies
Elon is always like that. Interviews always get awkward when someone makes a joke cause they say it, start laughing and then Elon has no reaction. I think he’s just too smart and elevated in state of mind to have a sense of humor
I swear if people ever get these implants on the hand or brain willingly and queuing up like at an IPhone release convention, then that’s the day I’m relocating to the Himalayas and live a life as a goat farmer and call myself Shen-Zao.
zakarie mohamed well it’s around the corner so be prepared to pack your bags!
same
ben middleton can’t wait to see you there. When we get there do you want hunt snow leopards or the Sumatran Tiger?
Jason Alvarez I’m counting on it
zakarie mohamed same g
It’s all fun and games until you start hearing ads for Spotify premium in your mind
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
“We’ve been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty” 💀😂
😂😂😂
@@lordwhip4323 make it stop! 😭
Hey! Vsauce, Micheal here...
As a caregiver in a nursing home for veterans, I'm so excited about this technology. So many of my patients would benefit
Yes true but Everyone hooked into AI is a steep price to help our aging!
You think this would go to help elderly in nursing homes? Maybe if they are billionaire nursing homes. They can't even get regular baths with Healthcare the way it is.
@@evergreen-bree at first it will be a luxury for the elite but the economies of scale will eventually make it ubiquitous like smart phones, first there was just the iPhone now everyone in sub Sahara Africa has an affordable smart phone with access to all the world’s information. This tech will be so transformative it will be viewed as a human rights issue to deny access to it, like electricity or running water. Also brain surgery is routine even in very poor countries. Performing craniotomies is trivial for neurosurgeons, it’s a very simple and well understood medical procedure. Even in the Congo millions are performed every year to remove brain tumors and correct craniofacial deformities. Implanting the chip will be easy as well, much, much easier than a lot of other surgeries
yes...they can jack off to porn 24/7
I agree, this technology will be used to help people with spinal cord damage, infact any nerve damage especially brain damage, sight, hearing, motor skills & such, the possibility are endless & could be life changing for millions of people young or old.
A couple of times in my life my brain was sped up because of adrenaline to where I saw everything in super slow motion, both times were during car accidents. I've often thought about the possibilities if that brain function could be controlled.
Brooooo the future is bright
This happens in fights too
It's weird hitting a tree very fast in slow motion, trying to drive away like it was nothing
Adrenaline has long-term deleterious effects on the brain and other vital organs, that's one reason why hormonal responses are mostly involuntary. Being able to trigger an adrenaline response on command could become an addictive degenerative condition.
Imagine getting up in the morning and needing a software
Update
That's pretty much what sleep already does.
More or less.
It's coming soon
@kmden Rt people tend to discard that which is given, but cherish that for which they have toiled. Studying is part of the struggle to achieve.
Imagine updating yourself.
I need it i have a synthetic bone bc i went in for brain surgery so i might get it.
Everyones gangsta til you walk past a magnet
Facts 😂😂😂
This comment is underrated!
Make it out of copper or anything else other than iron
I bet Elon already has a solution in mind.
I Google is copper magnetic
If you have a strong enough magnetic field all matter is magnetic. But copper is so weakly magnetic that we can't observe it without very, very large magnetic fields. So the short answer is "No, copper isn't magnetic." This can quickly be tested by trying to pick up a penny with a magnet.
Elon blows my mind. Dude thinks out of the box 1000% of the time. He’s a smart cookie.
I think it is the opposite, i think he is thinking to much "inside of the box". And if you think this man is smart your not very smart 🐑💉
If neuralink makes blind people see, paralysied people walk and deaf people hear it could could be possible that the pope has to canonize him.
The last guy doing this died 2000 years ago
Elon has a very limited understanding of what the actual smart cookies are doing at NeuraLink or Space X and even Tesla. His success has infinitely more to do with luck and deceptive marketing than intelligence. Essentially he's a "Fortunate Cookie"🥠. The Cybertruck is a perfect example of what happens when he's allowed in the kitchen. 👨🍳💩.... 🤦♂
He prolly has that implant in him.
@newforce
Your comment alone suggests jealousy, envy & a moronic IQ level of 60 if you're lucky. How on Earth would you know anything at all of what Elons understanding of any of his multiple successful companies? I'm beginning to think you'd be an ideal neuro-link recipient, at least that way you'd gain some sort of desperately need higher intelligence! 😂🤣😂
I wouldn’t mind putting this device in my brain if it took away all my anxiety . Seriously!
Try magic mushrooms first
It won't...
Your moms sweet asshole will
Elon: “BEDTIME X Æ A-12!”
X Æ A-12: *windows shut down sound*
Anas Ibrahim Haha That made me l o l 😄
Stfu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anas Ibrahim Sasha
Anas Ibrahim 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Everybody gangsta til militaries start downloading aimlock on their soldiers' Neuralinks.
Underrated comment my guy 😂😂
Gautam Nambiar facts till we break out our 5g audio devices and turn them on blast lmao technology sucks
Omg no!🤣😂
😂😂😂😂
I know it's a Joke, but hypothetically if you think about it, militaries would certainly want to do something with that right?
These days I feel like I’m the only one who is reading the Bible and seeing it predict the future
This has already been going on for years study on epileptics. I gracefully rejected each time and requested more brain be resected. I went through my last (3rd) awake brain surgery in 2010. My brain has been opened and closed 7. Thankfully no more seizures and nothing weird in my head to follow me around with. I even had my screws and plates taken out.
Doing this is absolutely controlling. It’s so painful on top of it.
Jesus Christ that sound like hell on earth. I have an enormous amount of sympathy for you. Glad you’re well now.
@HeatherSiebens I am grateful that you are doing well, as I can relate... wishing you all the best 😊
This is absolutely evil. Did you receive an implant?
id rather have a chip than a lobotomy
imagine someone trying to talk to you and leaving them on heard
Marcello Alvarado LMFAOO NOO
This comment needs to get big omg LOL
Not sure if it was intentional or not but this comment is quite funny on a couple of levels.
Also seeing someone and leaving them on seen, this comment rocks 😂
Amber heard. Wonder what that bitch is up to?
Ever since I got my implant I've had this intense desire to buy a Tesla.
Lolll
jahahn johnson be nice buckRooo
LOOOOL
@@jahahnjohnson3206 It's called humor, if you weren't so depressed and negative, you'd take the time to crack a smile.
Poy Tehe
Notice how they always introduce these technologies as beneficial in some way. At the moment people are wearing smart watches and when I ask them why they say things like “well it’s tracking my health and I’m closing my circles” etc. All these technologies do have benefits but they also have a down side. One of those is addiction. Look around at how many people are addicted to smart devices. These tech companies want you hooked up to the grid 24/7. The more you’re online the more money they make. He says “it’s optional” but at some point in the future people will have this stuff installed at birth and won’t know any different. People will not be able to function in the world without it in the same way it's very difficult to now without smart phones and google. Elon Musk is dangerous.
Technology is a double edged sword.... dangerous &miraculous but at what cost???? Elon is indeed a visionary and a pioneer but I agree that he is also dangerous.
Common sense at last.I think it’s evil unless used in medical cases.
@@taraalan1131 the day people start implanting this shit in their brains is the day I no longer want to be here
MARC/MARK of the BEAST SYSTEM,BATTLE ENGAGEMENT area SIMULATOR TRACKER- MICROCHIP AKA MARC/MARK form of money ,our international trade number is all 6666'S and our countries dont buy or sell WITHOUT it!
YAHUSHA HA'MASCYACH is Yah and there is no other, Elon plays to be a god, he has claimed to be the chosen one
23:10 “As a human being as yourself…”
Joe’s just trying to reassure himself he’s not sitting with a cyborg
2030 youtube tutorials: how to overclock your neuralink.
🤣🤣🤣
*How to install VPN into your neurolink*
I am afraid of this shit! Sooner or later they will read our minds and even influence our mind directly, WE MUST STOP THIS MADNESS!
😭😂 How to hack your neighbour neural.
How to jail break your neuralink
Trey White 🤣👌
2030: How to Jailbreak your Neuralink
Imagine in a thousand years a bunch of human skulls are missing a chunk of their skull and the civilization is scratching their heads like wtf where they thinking.. lol.
Till you brick it on accident
Thank you all for coming to my lecture on Quark-gluon plasma.
Two major questions will be answered here today:
1. Where is the deconfinement offset as a function of temperature and chemical potentials?
2. What is the function of relativistic heavy-ion...
_Due to non-payment, your Neuralink subscription to advanced nuclear physics has been cancelled_
...err particles go brrr
elonn musk make a hapiness brainchip releasing dopamine and hapiness into the human brain
@@tf2er584 if only 🤔
Just so you all know this will be great for people with serious issues. I could never see normal people doing this.
They already do wire implant things for Parkinson disease with mixed results.
But implanting things in your brain comes with serious risks and complications no sane fully functional person will do this.
This is not an good idea only for the blind people that would be willingly to get convinced to receive it, but this is what been talked about in the book of Revelation dealing with the mark of the beast. Means all those who get this Chip names are not written in the Lambs book of life
I know tons of young healthy people who are VR enthusiasts that are looking forward to this tech to advance far enough into the gaming industry
We're not talking about sane people. No SANE person would consider having part of their skull removed and be "wired up" for a symbiotic existence. Is Musk human???
Anyone think that we need to follow the scientific method and get this shit critiqued FIRST ?????
Yet!
Remind's me of movie Upgrade from 2018
"Babe I didn't cheat"
"Oh really? Lemme check your memory"
Bruhh 🤣☠️
people who dont cheat shouldnt feel scared about that
You ever seen Black Mirror.......
Celery Head bruh fr that episode was sad
Celery Head i thought the same thing that episode was crazy
“You wouldn’t even notice somebody has it” *smiles*
Exactly..
Oliver C creepy
maybe he has it already
NICE
This guy has no soul
Seems to me, it would lead to risk a true take over of the human mind and body.
U know the people that got it gonna be smarter and faster why wouldn’t u take it
@@tomasosman2066 Moron.
It already happened with the jab.
Yeah it would The Devil and his Angels
That risk has been a thing since humans have been ruling over other humans
The electrical stimulation from the chip can enhance sensory and motor axon regeneration, hasten functional recovery, and facilitate reinnervation.
“6 million dollars not that much nowdays”
Me spending my last 35 pennies on an energy drink
Put that happy shopper drink down the EU spit in them 🤣
Crispo Uk I swear to god 🤣
Ben Johnson after this brexit madness it wouldn’t surprise me lool
Let me see if i can scrape up some change for a black and mild
@@crispouk3070 lol wait til the EU collapse I'm gonna buy an EU country for £1 MUHAHAHAHA
It’s all fun and games until modders start giving themselves aimbot
School shooters dream
hahahahaha
You won in my book😂
Fucking dead
/Gamemode Creative
Chips in brains before GTA 6 is wild
7:58 I love hearing Jamie chuckle in the background
Elon: *stutters 70 times*
Elon’s Brain: okay I’m gonna make it where I don’t have to talk anymore. Reading minds is easier.
Underrated comment🤣💯
🤣🤣
It’s because he is trying to break down technical jargon into language the everyday person can understand; called lay language
He wants to be Charles Xavier
It's because they are both stoned
Must be awkward to have ads playing directly to your brain.
@Trwerking man That's the joke...
Syed Shah subliminal messaging has entered the chat
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This
You're walking on the street and suddenly it screams " IFOOD" (Add) and you'll be like, Jeezz
This that terminator gateway drug...
“You wouldn’t even know somebody has it “. He definitely has it in his brain bro..
Nah
“ can’t wait to see ads in my sleep” said no one ever
😂😂😂
Block non MUSK adds only!
I find your comment so disturbing. I blame you for my future nightmares.
Futurama
Revelation 14:11
King James Version
11 And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.
Elon's stutters are just signal issues from his real body on mars
Ian Duffy - Too far away to get near real time uplink.
Huko426 thank you science man
my theory is that he stutters so much because he has to think harder to explain it to people not on his level😂😂
@@johncardona6963 that is 100% it. His mind likely skips several steps to get to the end result and he has to slow down and step through it.
Bruh
"History has not been kind to people, who have tried to play God!" - James Bond.
Wake up every morning wanting to renew my cars extended warranty
Elon: You put this thing in your skull
Joe: Ever been ice fishing?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
So true😂😂😂
ikbenvoetbal... He better send an army if he wants that shit in my body. If I we’re Dictator these are first people I would eliminate.
Lmfaooooooooooo
This is so awesome
Who else got Black Mirror vibes from this when he said you can record your memories then replay them?
If you think about it people can already do that just tape a camera to your head and record all day.
Pre programming you, so when it comes it’s not that much of a major shock.
Simbeo
Welp you saying you could watch your own porn an keep it on replay
@@arma1stsfod368 Just keep the laptop open.
THAT'S why he takes those long pauses before he answer. He's processing the question, parsing the global internet for the most accurate answer, then formulating the words, and then it gets handed off to his speach center for verbalization. Makes total sense now. He's had this implant in for years now.
"Quite a coconut goin on here. Its not some eggshell" hahahahahahaha, killed it!!
ask the challenger Astros about their eggshells....
Neurolink is all fun in games until ur brain gets a amber alert at 3am
Jack Gaetz
😂 👍🏻 👌
or a virus
Believe in Jesus Christ of Nazareth for salvation, seek Him.
Acts 4:12
Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
God loves you and offers a wonderful plan for your life
All of us sin and our sin has separated us from God
Jesus Christ is God's only provision for our sin. Through Him we can know and experience Gods love and plan for our lives
We must individually receive Jesus Christ as Savior and Lord, then we can know and experience Gods love and plan for our lives
🤦🏽♂️😆🤣
goodshorts wtf are you on about
@@cooper_h3r509 speaking facts your a lost soul who needs the help
Elon: "I've invented a device that will allow people to regain sight and lost limbs"
Joe: "You ever been ice fishing?? Its great, you take this auger....."
Seriously lmao I couldn't believe Joe thought that was a good response right then😂
Lol
Leave it up to Joe to bring some levity to the situation.
Brayden Clysdale I cant really blame him too much. Not sure how you reply to a thing like that, haha.
Brayden Clysdale vrrrrrrrrrrrr... and essentially you’re ice fishing in your brain and you cork it
Sounds amazing, where can I sign up?
Rip
It all sounds good I hope upon hope it works for all those who would benefit from this.
My guy said you can replay memories like a movie thats literally the concept of a black mirror episode
dude that's what i always do xD
Or “strange days”
Brutha I think that's the whole concept of the show good lookings
plot twist: black mirror is based on real life
So your telling me....I can watch a whole ass porno?!?!
Elon musk talks like he's buffering in real Life.
No
@The Deathless lol ikr
This is how I talk man
Tutto Salvé except you’re a dumbass
Elon is a mad scientist the director of avengers based tony stark character off of him.. .n just like the movie cern has asked for his help.. remember cern didnt work until they got tony stark help
Really interesting, and
Awesome interview !!
Thanks Joe , and thanks Elon.
🤜🌟🤛 Interesting times are on their way.🤔
I want one. How do I get one?
What freaks me out most is how casual he talks about it.
He does seem to be shaking inside sometimes, though. Don't forget, he has to appear cool af for his rich, nerd followers...
Paul B you sound insecure lol
How tf do you want him to talk
@@paulb3436 Imagine thinking Elon of all people appears cool while speaking. He's one of the most socially awkward public speakers out there
@@SoumilSahu hes an ugly incel looking loser. I wish one genius actually had some morality. They are all reptilian.
Imagine getting Alzheimers with bad app update
Imagine getting a malware💀 just start glitching out
@@KOLDKINGKILLA imagine having your brain literally hacked and losing function in your limbs...
Imagine seeing again
Imagine walking and touching your lover.
@@mitchellsheppard2998 Imagine someone taking that away because they feel like it. Computers and life support systems get hacked all the time in hospitals. If you're willing to put all your trust into some guy who's main goal is to make money you'll get what you deserve.
Imagine the pop up ads tho😷 oh hell nah
You taught me how to play the psychogenesis, and it took me very little time to learn it
Every time you dream you’re going to see an advertisement.
Elon named his kid that because he thought it had to be a username that wasn’t taken
LOL
🤣🤣🤣
How To Remember Your Passwords: A Book For Naming Children
Well it is now x1000
I see you also saw the meme on r/dankmemes
Rogan is secretly horrified, you can tell.
Haha! True!
PARK God and Satan are fake
Krooksbane can u prove it
Christian Guerrero can you prove it is real?
Christian Guerrero the argument goes both ways and it will go on like that forever
"It wasn't me that robbed the bank, my implant was hacked"
Zuckerberg is watching this saying "oh yeah? Well, in the meta verse, we're gonna have glow-in-the-dark henna tattoos"
*wake up one day*
*can't see anything*
*message appears*
"If you would like the use of your eyesight, send $300 of bitcoin to..."
That’s hilarious
100% borg.
Part of the collective
This really happened to my computer a few days back. The bastards wanted $50k in bitcoin. You just scared me away from neuralink for good.
@douglas wahid I'm pretty sure that was his point. The security on these things needs to be beyond impenetrable.
That's fuckeddddd
Neuralink is literally the real-life start of a Black Mirror episode.
Soooo truee mannnnn
You're jist copy pasting what Elon said
Muhammad Mujtaba Look at the time stamp Einstein. I said this BEFORE Elon even spoke those words at the press release.
Witch one? The episode about likes?
Nelson Geada No, one of the first ones about seeing your memories over again.
I love how Elon always does a little nod when he made a point to like underpin he made his point. When he makes a joke he does it too but with a lil smirk on his face. I could listen to this guy talk for hours. 😂
Yeah! Just simply explains a mind blowing way to restore the human brain then does that nod cracks me up every time
I have schizophrenia and I personally can’t wait for this to become available!! God bless this man
Everybody gangsta until they see Elon's phone has no fingerprints
Sami Yalçıntaş he doesn’t have prints on his fingers, only explanation
because he uses his tongue...
Is he using the Bluetooth in his brain to control the phone maybe?
Elon: I'm afraid technology is getting out of hand.
Also Elon: I'm going to put chips in people's brains
9:12" if you can't beat em join em" there's our answer kuz I was wondering why he changed his mind recently he KNOW something a MAN that smart he has money and all? This krazy damn elon talk to US
I remember reading a article a year ago and China was doing this from the UK Express website but they said they would be able to read ppl thoughts so they can track down crimes b4 it happen this was last year
He tried to stop it all and make everyone slow down with the AI and nobody would listen. He said all of this last podcast. He’d rather be apart of it and try regulating it some or making it as safe as he possibly can, than to let others do it and it have horrible consequences. I’d say the man feels like he’s got humanity resting on his shoulders tbh.
Ann Berlin or hes being forced to by a certain group and organization threatening him if he doesnt cooperate. Just a possibility.
Ice G good one
'well..ferfersion'
Omg that got me
Imagine getting a update on your brain and you don’t have enough battery life for the update
Me : I'm hungry.
My brain : Watch this 30 second ad on finger lickin good KFC chicken or skip ad for $9.99
Oof
Some serious black mirror shit
That's a smart way if selling shit tho no cap
just download a adblocker
2030 CZcams tutorials:
“How to install a VPN into your neuralink”
Or who can jail break my neuralink 😂
Imagine if we were all quite literally on the same wavelength!! 😳🤯🙀
🤣🤣🤣
if this were the case I would already know what you do, late at nite , alone with your vibrator.....
The ice fishing allegory makes sense in context.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is trying to break into the studio wearing biker clothes
Asta la Vista baby
Elon Musk = Miles Dyson
Joe Rogan come with me if you want to live Elon morphs into his true T2 form💀
Skynet 2.0
💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣 then He bursts in the studio and yells at Rogan “Get to the choppa! “. after pumping a shotgun round into Elon. “
“Where does consciousnesses come from”
Rogan: “I was watching this video of a monkey riding a motorcycle then it tried to steal a baby”
What the hell 🤣😭😭💀
That vid is hilarious
Lmao
The exact same part that killed me 😂
www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001700210016-5.pdf
Anyone catch how Elon said "they usually go in 2 to 3mm", which to me strongly implies that this process has been done already and was successful.
Imagine the impact this will have on addiction ! Will be obsolete ! Mind blowing !
Anyone else think Elon already has the thing in his head.
No he talks slowly. Lets say average word length is 4 letters, and he speaks 3 words a second, thats only 96 bits per second.
@@LittleRainGames the neuralink isn't currently able to enhance cognitive ability but it will certainly be a reality within the next few years
LittleRainGames I don’t remember him saying anything about the speed at which you talk being altered? But I get it, your smart enough to figure out how many bits he is speaking. Congratulations.
He is either a psychopath or an alien from somewhere else.just laughing at the masses.
🤦♀️
Elon Musk is a "calm" version of a real life Tony Stark without the iron man suit (yet)
🤣😭
He doesn’t have the time to devote to building a suit. Cars/Spaceships/Neurolink. He’s building an militia he can control with his mind.
How do people not see Elon musk is working with bill Gates and other evil billionaires with an agenda, his satellites aren't there for internet that's ridiculous, it's no coincidence that Gates wants to vaccinate the world and track everything we do, watch dr. Andrew Kaufman on Richie from Boston CZcams channel
Hes nothing like a real life tony stark, tony stark designed and built his own creations. Elon musk has ideas and pays other people to try to make them a reality.
@@marcuscarrow3938 : Uum, not exactly true. With both Space X AND Tesla, he's the Chief Engineer. In other words, unlike Steve Jobs, who told his people what he wanted, and that they needed to figure how to do it, Musk actually designs these things himself. No, he may not be turning the wrenches and sodering all the little wires to the mother boards, but he does design everything WITH his team(s).
Your brain will be like youtube with a commercial every 5 min
I wanna see it work in a person and I wanna wait a few years to see if it runs into any issues with the user
I feel like Elon musk probably already has clones of himself
no wonder he can work on Neuralink and Tweet memes at the same time lol
@@ThaaImmortal frrr lol
This is one of his clones
Hey
Really the stutter is just an after effect of the cloning process
Joe: how do you implement this device
Elon: Very carefully.
....enlightening
Imagine if neuralink had a video describing the technology and new surgeon bot they are developing specifically for this procedure.
His replys are short because he has a stutter. It's also why he takes a long pause after questions Joe asks. Gives him time to recite the words he's going to use so they come out less stuttered
@TONY D why do you think its a scam? Its not like its a new concept. I've been hearing about this idea back in the 90s
We keep them comfortable!
@@luisalonso959 the government is not involved
How does a phone make us a cyborg? Anything to do with what's in our blood?
Makes me feel like I'm watching Lawnmower Man
Elon musk talks like he’s been to the future and it’s killing him not to say so.
Not this again lol
His species send a messenger here each 2000years or so, and as we all know the last one got crucified so he's pretty carefull on what he let us know haha
DMT took him to the future 😂
@@Cedvig yup
Cool story bro dmt will not take you to the future.
The CZcams employee that moved the comments sucks
I'm sorry
ADD much
Imagine watching youtube on a mobile device
Jayesh imagine caring lol
Yeah it's fucking bullshit. Such a chore to negotiate the comments section anymore. It was fucking fine how it was! JESUS!
I'm still processing my thoughts but firstly, who knows the title of the movie he referenced at 12:22?
Sounds like the movie Upgrade. And I'm sure it would play out that way too
Joe was so proud of his ice fishing analogy
I loved it, he felt so included
@@janpietraszkiewicz9585 y66
@@tuckerjohnson4082 y66⁶66⁶
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I think Joe likes when he can make Elon smirk at his silliness.
It’s all fun and games till he executes order 66...
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔X AE A-12 : [ (X=10 ..10-4(4May2020)=6], [AE = A 1st letter of alphabet , E 5th... 1+5 = 6], [ A-12, precursor of SR 71, 7-1= 6] . 666. The mark of the beast is on peoples Hands or Heads, Revelations 13, guess this chip will be substitute for VACCINES, since it’ll be done by next year. Elons kid is AI , the first AI child, the one that will get people to worship the image of the beast. Awaken yourselves👁 Jesus healed the sick and got them closer to god, ELON AND TECHNOLOGY WILL NOW HEAL YOU AND PUT YOU FURTHER FROM GOD because you got help off tech, it’s like getting prosthetic leg replacement as compared to Jesus healing your leg... it just hits different and the appreciation is different. “Wisdom is needed here. Let the one with understanding solve the meaning of the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. His number is 666.”
Revelation 13:18 NLT
“He required everyone-small and great, rich and poor, free and slave-to be given a mark on the right hand or on the forehead.”
Revelation 13:16 NLT
@Eli Bell it's all fun and game till your immune system tries kill itself now that it's 90%cyborg
Bruh Elon just a man w money.. he doesn’t even know what he’s saying
BOArdbmx yes he’s being used? Illuminati has a lot of power, if he doesn’t know what he’s saying how come you didn’t hear him speak on the current virus, or social distancing or anything relevant bro yet this is 5 days ago???? Bro trust me if someone has an agenda they can execute it while remaining on track
@Eli Bell "quantom dot tatoo"? Maybe that one is proof that those hypermodern hypertechnological chips are all marks of the beast of the same palette? That's why I'm telling you - don't get the RFID chip
Great podcast!!!
You’re the one that taught me how to play the psychogenesis, which is a video game which is a small computer
Joe Rogan: asks if we’d still like camp fires after getting a computer put in our brain
Elon: “I like camp fires”
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
I wouldnt be surprised if he has some type of neuralink chip already
My thoughts exactly! i was just about to type that. Plus the face he made looked like an "oops" face
He does sound strange; I thought he was high again...
Hooooooh shiiiit
Heidi LeeJade you’re absolutely bonkers. You think him pausing like every human does while in a conversation is evidence he has a chip? You must be able to create whatever theory you want by just watching two seconds of something because you clearly are methed up and think your thoughts are much smarter then they actually are. If he did have the chip, there’s no logical explanation why he would need to “reset” stop watching sci-fi movies
Imagine you spend $6,000,000 on a neurolink chip and someone slaps a magnet on ur dome and it’s fried
maybe if the neurolink is designed by a 12 year old
😂😂🤯
Imagine walking down the street and somebody pulls the trigger on you. It's also that easy we just have laws to regulate that.
You were held hostage and you don't need to look at a phone to call for help. Scary but mind blowing
How long til this is available & would it fix MND??
lol imagine people start hacking other people’s brains
I'd give my friends random boners
@@atlas-3541 Lol. Dress up as a trap then give them a boner.
This is basically Ghost in the shell. Watch the anime if you haven't already.
Its already happening with all the media and other stuff that manipulates all of us just look at the lockdown stuff in america right now
Yeah and holding your 5 senses as ransom for money
I love how Joe laughs and Elon stays straight faced because he’s not joking.
Elon got into a lot of shit last time he was on the podcast and smoked up. He probably wanted to stay straight faced and not slip up.
Elon is on some altered carbon type shit
@krylesangerbeaver He “smoked” last time but he definitely didn’t get high. Not sure if a version 3.0 Muskbot even has working lungs yet 🤷🏽♂️
@@kevindube7096 'Muskbot Lmaooooooo
Elon is always like that. Interviews always get awkward when someone makes a joke cause they say it, start laughing and then Elon has no reaction. I think he’s just too smart and elevated in state of mind to have a sense of humor
My concern is can those that have them be controlled with them?
Imagine all the ads you would be forced to see. I bet there will be premium services as well.
2060: Mum I need to go to the hospital
Mum: Why?
*Me: i need to update my software*
😂😂
Larry Whiskeyjack Mum: No honey just plug you head into the computer
@Jay Paltan Beat me to it
An MRI would cause quite a painfully crazy death.
Elon: it's optional
Rogan: maniacally laughs
What about reaching different places dimensions like the 5-11
Elon is directing a real life "Black Mirror" episode.
williyg6969 I was thinking the same thinggggg !
but one that isn't depressing
Elon Musk is Black Mirror.
I was literally getting ready to type that
@@jasonzahnd1138 yet