When you don't get paid but it's "Good exposure"
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I've done 53 Audition this year. That's an estimated 350 hours of professional trained specialized work. For exactly $0/hour.
Isn't there a law that called "minimum wage"....?
Not me be being salty at all ;)
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Daddy
I cooked minute rice in 49 seconds
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The accurate representation on how Steven's dad created Steven.
Y E S
with some chemical x
parents
But he didn‘t *make* Steven to be a Phailure! He just happened to raise a donut instead. :D
Asians are not created or born...
They are alive when they are employed
Gordon Ramsay: Lightly season it with salt
Also Gordon Ramsay: 0:58
HAHAHAHA
Yo! Keo. Your fan mate
Gordon Ramsay can't beat Steven cHEf.
I made it 1k
Nobody cares
*JUST A TOUCH OF OLIVE OIL*
I tried your recipe today. That smell of unemployment do be hitting me with nostalgia. 10/10 would make again.
Wouldn't recommend it for family dinner though. Parents got so nostalgic, their slippers flew my way.
Underrated
where the hell are your likes, this shit is funny as hell
LMFAO
HAHAHAH
Did they follow Asian dad’s failure management on the art of the Slipper? How fast was their draw time?
I love how he made us laugh without wasting food, because if u waste food as an asian then your house has 1 less resident
不要浪费😂
399 likes? Let me fix that.
Yummy! Been making this dish for years. Insider secret: if you sprinkle some "your own money spent on props on costumes," it really elevates the whole thing!
I’m sorry. The bots have found you
AHHHHHHHHH HAHAHA MAN OF CULTURE
*Special Christmas*
Im sorry the bots have found you
It's my favorite seasoning. I'm using it constantly.
I pay my respect as an apology for the bots finding you.
"When the comedian laughs at his own joke, it's a good joke and the comedian is epic."
--Steven He, Art of Failure.
That is actually a huge litmas test I do. If the edit makes me laugh it’s a good video
@@StevenHe Thank you for the information!
I take exposure for payment - czcams.com/video/5PwRX6nUAnQ/video.html
@@StevenHe this is also my test for my funny videos lol then I neverrrrr watch them againnnnn
Lol
"You want to make the lemon as empty as your bank account"
***dies***
Made it 69 for ya
**Dies of emotional damage*
And then don't forget to add a nice healthy portion of rejection into the mix as well, really helps to bring out that homeless flavor. 😂😂😂 Love this!!!
2:05 “Beautiful dinner, that I’ve had everyday for the last 5 years.” I felt that
1:25 “you are getting salt all over my- “. Killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was funny. I wonder who it was. I kinda want to see a spin off video about just this and how he is a failure!
...kitchen. Probably XD no one likes cleaning. Especially done for free XD
YES HAHAHAHAHHA
Just send them this
Also fucking died.
That fact that he was able to get salt with only exposure as payment is very impressive.
All that salt is the result from 5 years worth of dried tears
@@SuryadiGoyou can really taste the sorrow
Girl: "You're getting salt over my.."
Steven: "SESAME OIL"
He's actually registering failure management as a real company... STEVEN YOU MADLAD
Y E S
actually for real. I'm asking my lawyer about it
Whoa two bots two real humans in your reply
@@WhitelistedTheRetarded now make it four (for humans of course)
@@StevenHe Your dad would be so proud. For once...
I've done 53 Auditions this year. That's an estimated 350 hours of Professional Trained work. For Exactly $0/Hour.
Isn't there a law called "Minimum Wage"......?
Not Salty at all. ;)
;)
Failure - Steven he's dad
How much money u want?
U failure
No make money
1:48 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Growing up as an Asian and as a Designer, I love you even more after watching this video!!! Watching your videos is cathartic and saves me lots of money in therapy 😂
The salt joke everyone got. But the subtle 15 minutes joke. As in a reference to 15 minutes of fame. Almost didn't catch that one. That was beautiful.
Haha not gonna lie I’m impressed
Epic
I didnt get it
I did not catch that.
Okay that was a good catch
1:23 “You are getting salt all over my” cuts off before they said counter 😂 lol
Why is this 100% accurate 😂 as a writer and artist you get many asking for you to do things just for “exposure”. Yeah I’d rather you just pay me. Great skit as usual!
I always say no unless is sonething that will give me the exposure I want
I love how at 1:42 he says a dash of lemon then squeezes it till there is no juice left
I like how it's all salt and lemons, showing the saltiness felt after years of 'good exposure'
Don't know what it's like, but I wish the best of luck to all you artists who get 'paid' like this
That’s the problem. You do it once and from then on, everyone expects it.
your concern is much appreciated
@@madtabby66 that’s why I only ask for my payment in gold bars, they pay for the quality, I also haven’t eaten in 30 years
i was the 666th like P_P
@@typicalgen nice
"When you're done, you want the lemon to be as empty as your bank account" killed me. 😂😂😂
The gordon impersonation is so good 0:42
"When you're done, you want the lemon to be as empty as your bank account"
You should add a dessert portion: When your teacher/mentor constantly tells you how good you are, that you should be getting paid to do your thing, but they won't hire you for the group they're in charge of and instead expect you to volunteer for it -- a nice helping of trust and good will, mix and pour in ramekins, then add FIRE.
HA that hurts
ow
"You want the lemon to be as empty as your bank account."
Hey, I don't get paid but at least I get good exposure 😀👍
I feel you, Steven! I'm a creative professional myself, and I've been offered "exposure" as payment more times than I can count. It's frustrating, because we know that exposure doesn't pay the bills. We need to be able to make a living from our work, and we shouldn't have to work for free.
I think it's important to remember that our work has value. We deserve to be paid for our time and our skills. If someone wants to use our work, they should be willing to pay us for it.
So next time someone tries to offer you "exposure" as payment, don't be afraid to say no. Your work is worth more than that.
Always remember to add a well seasoned can of Beijing Corn.
Seriously though, this had me laughing all the way.
Steven: *promotes vessi waterproof shoe*
Stevens dad: *throws bucket of water at steven and sees he gets wet* I thought you said it was waterproof, FAILURE
Like in the Great Dictator
“Sir, we’ve developed a great bullet proof vest!”
//dictator shoots guy in head//
“Needs work!”
@@madtabby66 😂😂😂exactly
more like, they said you was waterproof, FAILURE
1:25 That's not sesame oil that's virgin failure oil. Many streamers trying to get away from both stressful college and boring 9-5 jobs with streaming Fortnite have them.
"let the knife do the work"
*nothing being there* really got me
🤣
hahahaaha
As the proud owner of a Theatre degree, this might be my favourite one yet! 😂 Or hit damage 😂😂😂.
Special shout out to my kids who introduced me to your channel, and couldn't quite comprehend why I was howling hysterically at this, or laughing even more than they were...lol. Cheers to you! I see you. I salute you. And you are crushing it more than I did playing the 'mom' in every commercial for a decade. Le sigh. At least there's 'exposure', right?! 😂
I love how he just plays with salt for the whole video and somehow manages to be entertaining and funny 🤣
1:25
“You are getting salt all over m…”
Steven: I DONT THINK SO
also steven: cuts rest of scene*
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Here we have another instalment of Failure Management, where Steven will be baking us all of life’s failures.
Welcome to Failure Management
@@StevenHe can I be an intern for failure management?
@@Oriryo Nah you a failure
@@StevenHe steven's dad is the best dean for our parents
@W. I wish you well in your pursuit of an internship, perhaps we can host a dinner party to celebrate your getting hired, bring some of that work experience, I'm sure it will go very well with my roasted exposure and grilled disappointment
Loved this! It was hilarious! I sent it to my partner who recently got a person asking if they'd do a commission "for free".
0:41，the angle, the fidgeting, the hand gesture, mimicking Gordon so well
"With a nice and thick layer of disappointment" That one cracked me up so hard.
0:27 best line ever
i don't know why it was this particular video that got my Mom but after I showed them this they burst out laughing and began watching your other videos. It remains a classic to this day, and I rewatch it every once in a while so that when we cook with one another I can nonchalantly say "oh, look at the sauce...smells like minimum wage."
"Make sure to season''! 👩🔧😂🤣
I might be a broke failure and disappointment, but at least I’m generously seasoned with it
the only problem is getting the salt from all your own tears for the seasoning.
“I am a professional Asian”
Love it! Absolutely love it!
I’m only an amateur.
I died at “Crack your beautiful work experience”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was divine! Especially the disappointment and the generous amount of salt really made it all come together, 10/10 would try again. (Adding a generous amount of failure and bits of useless really hit home.) Thank you so much for sharing this recipie
I bet you watched so much gordon ramsay for this, that acting was spot on
What the hell is that
But he didn't scream about lamb sauce
Y E S
Lmao, ikr
@@jotheunissen9274
Because screaming is only for failures like his son.
Totally relatable as a content creator
It's ray mak
Second
Wait your Asian?
ZAMN
Who wants to even expose you lol
Your mannerisms were spot on. Amazing!
The irony that this video is all about not getting paid but has a paid promotion. 👏
I'm like 50% sure He plays the role of his own Dad, but honestly Steven is such a good actor, that the other 50% of me thinks that the characters are played by separate actors.
😂 it’s me
@@StevenHe Mario?
@@NullScar Chris pratt
@@kamuikadet6538 dwayne Johnson
@@kamuikadet6538 _Dad?_
Little known fact: people who always offer to pay in "exposure" will actually see something in all those dishes.
What do you mean this was a good serving. Looked yummy.
Unless the dish is prepared by their own kid. In that case, they want to know why they can't work their way through college and buy a 🏠 already, like they did in the good old days before cell phones and participation trophies. 🏆🏆🏆
My parents are so confused rn, they think im watching a cooking vid, instead ur cookin pure oxygen.
Love this video!! So great!
This is such a hilarious and... painfully truthful... skit. I am a creative writing major and this hits hard
HAHAHAHA oh I know this one hit you hard
@@StevenHe XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD im ded
@@StevenHe I am aspiring actress and I cried 😭
Best video in a while, not just "cliché's" but a nicely thought jokes. Loving it !
Nice backhand
this one might be one of the best, honestly
Steven, I love your accent! Just the way you say things makes me smile. Much love from California, USA.
GOOD HEALTH AND GOOD PROSPERITY FOR YOU DUDE
As a professional photographer I deal with “exposure” payments all the time
Now you know to prepare it and make use of it.
Ooof I feel for you
You deal with exposure enough. I don't knos why people force you to deal with "exposure" even more... smh
Yup, but one great advice from a commoner like me:
The more they pay, the more they appriciate.
Sell yourself as person, not as you the photographer.
They want you because it's you. Other whys there little nephew could shoot some photo's for them. But they think it has to be you because you is you! If that makes any sence
@@HonkiePlonkie nope. learn some spelling bud before you dish out useless advice you just heard on another channel. the more you charge the more they scam.
Dude every video I see of you and your "dad" just makes my day, y'all are funny as HAYLL
thank you haha
How am I just finding you NOW?! This is the content I live for!
This is spot on, creative, hilarious.
I can’t be the only one who heard “you’re getting salt all over my-“ the person got cut off which makes it even funnier!!! 😂
someone is on the couch tonight....
0:32 This man is literally brushing air.
It;s comforting to realise that someone else has the same crazy laugh as you :’)))
This is a big brain comedy sketch haha bravo!
This episode is great! As a painter, I can’t tell you how many charity benefits artists are asked to donate to “…for some good exposure, all the most well to do people in town will be at the opening…” Hahaha! Really made me laugh (and cry) 🤨🤣
Ay bro hmu wit sum art i got 500k followers(5 followers) ya get sum good exposure(i'll put you on my story and not credit you) you might have me as your first re-occuring customer(lol yeah right imma ghost you)
Part of me wanted you to be like a building painter, being asked to donate all the paint for the opening. For some reason that manages to sound even dumber.
As one of “sales representatives in Failure management of Unemployment” which I recently became I felt all of this on personal level. It tasted really good. I recommend drinking it with “salty tears” - a very goof quality water. (All in all on more serious note - I have a lot of fun watching your videos good job as always XD)
I can't afford salty tears, is there an unsalted version?
I love that there is so much salt in this video 🤣
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
1:18 he just seasoned salt with salt
Steven dad- "Smells like unemployment"
Me- "I think that's me"
Thanks for a cooking lesson of failure and unemployment 🤣
It's a secret family recipe XD
I love this very subtle but noticable gordon ramsey impression. 236/10 acting skill
"New York has a lot of snow". Laughs in three feet of snow today 😀
Steven he you’re the funniest skit CZcamsr I’ve ever seen keep up the good work
thank you my friend
Steven's signature "Emotiooooonal damage" plays in the background after 1:24 🤣😂
You’re getting salt all my floor.
Even more vigorously grinds salt lmfao!!!
I actually love how you made this video, even without the commentary id still genuinely enjoy watching the whole thing 😂😂
y e s
🤤 *Love this recipe!!!* Taste just like the time I was asked to buy a specific wardrobe piece with my own money and then ended up getting cut out of the film! Yum!
HAHAHA I feel that so hard
Oof man that must suck.
"you want the lemon to be as empty as your bank account" bruh that hit hard
Thanks for this information
Recently, I became a Fan of your channel. 👍
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What u watch steven he too lol
Can't believe you are varified
faiiiiiliure
Properly seasoned, cooked, served, dished and well laughed! Only way it could have been better is to have Uncle Roger critic it!😂
Hahahaha yesss!!! This would be ultimate icing on the cake
This video is worth every view plus another 10 million in cash! We love you Steven He!
You nailed it.
The anger leaking out during "every DAY for FIVe YEARS" killed me
i just maybe watched ALL of your vids without pausing.... i love that humor. I NEED MORE OF ASIAN DAD CALLING THINGS FAILURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This video deserves so many more views 😂 ima share this
"You are getting salt all over my-"
This killed me.
He needed a tax write off on the seasoning and lemon lmao
How do you write off from $0 income?
@@madtabby66 with exposure
*behind scenes voice: “you’re getting salt all over my…” cut scene! 🤣
“ you are getting salt all over my-“. Lol
I love this recipe! The disappointment really tops it off!
I can’t help but notice that these recipes turn out extremely salty. And if you empty the lemon like your bank account the work experience gets quite bitter 🤣
This video affirms my theory that food is optional for a cook show to be enjoyable. Gah I need to watch some more cookshows
Excellent work
Love it, I've had all this exposure and great publicity just sitting around in my pantry doing nothing, now I can finally use it.
Even failure management is a failure in the eyes of stevens dad 😂
You are super funny dude... KEEP IT UP!!!!
This is so hilarious!!!😂😂😂
How is no one mentioning how masterfully Steven got Gordon’s body language down?!