Now here’s one. There was debate about who was the better preacher , the Pope of Rome, or Billy Graham. So , they rented Madison Square Gardens and both of them preached a sermon. After the Pope finished his sermon, 500 people came forward to receive Christ. After Billy Graham preached, 500 people came forward to receive Christ. Then Pat Boone stood up and sang that old classic gospel song “The Streets of Heaven are Paved with Gold” and 10,000 JEWS immediately joined the U.S. Airforce! LOL….
At about 1:18, when he holds the microphone in his hand, it's a bit clearer. The main issue is the volume. I've got my speakers up full blast, and it's better. But, you're right, there is a problem with the sound track.
Now here’s one. There was debate about who was the better preacher , the Pope of Rome, or Billy Graham. So , they rented Madison Square Gardens and both of them preached a sermon. After the Pope finished his sermon, 500 people came forward to receive Christ. After Billy Graham preached, 500 people came forward to receive Christ. Then Pat Boone stood up and sang that old classic gospel song “The Streets of Heaven are Paved with Gold” and 10,000 JEWS immediately joined the U.S. Airforce! LOL….
@@billythedog-309 If you were an intermediate learner of English like me, you probably wouldn't hear much difference between even a cockney and Alabama accent :D
@@billythedog-309 this is nothing like an Aussie accent. But when yanks have tried to do our accents, they have obviously never heard us, and have done poor attempts at Cockney accents... A type of London accent. That is what you are hearing. You, or the op, are unfamiliar with either. I would say you need to get out more, but... Not until the plague passes.. Stay well : )
Jew jokes are not the same thing as Jewish jokes. Jewish jokes are funny, fostering compassion for the universal human frailties, and releasing the tension around that. Jew jokes are not funny, and foster stupidity, cruelty, and a deadness in the soul.
Now here’s one. There was debate about who was the better preacher , the Pope of Rome, or Billy Graham. So , they rented Madison Square Gardens and both of them preached a sermon. After the Pope finished his sermon, 500 people came forward to receive Christ. After Billy Graham preached, 500 people came forward to receive Christ. Then Pat Boone stood up and sang that old classic gospel song “The Streets of Heaven are Paved with Gold” and 10,000 JEWS immediately joined the U.S. Airforce! LOL….
I myself happen to be a half Jew you can say, and have actually came up with some half Jew jokes of all things, so check it out..The half Jew gets half the fucken millions too..Do you know else about the half Jew?..That the half Jew always has half his hands open for pimpin'.
Seen him many times
Always enjoyable and also a very good compere.
almost threw my headset on the floor when that saw at the end cut my ears off.
Now here’s one. There was debate about who was the better preacher , the Pope of Rome, or Billy Graham. So , they rented Madison Square Gardens and both of them preached a sermon. After the Pope finished his sermon, 500 people came forward to receive Christ. After Billy Graham preached, 500 people came forward to receive Christ. Then Pat Boone stood up and sang that old classic gospel song “The Streets of Heaven are Paved with Gold” and 10,000 JEWS immediately joined the U.S. Airforce! LOL….
Funny fellow. “My Wife saw your face” beautifully told.
Pro tip : you can watch series on Flixzone. Me and my gf have been using it for watching lots of of movies these days.
@Reed Felix definitely, I've been using flixzone} for years myself =)
@Reed Felix yup, have been using flixzone} for years myself =)
I remember Ivor from Hinde street! keep up with the good work man..!
what .... a classic. I still laughed!
These are so good 😂😂😂
It would be nice if I could hear what he is saying.The audio is very poor
At about 1:18, when he holds the microphone in his hand, it's a bit clearer. The main issue is the volume. I've got my speakers up full blast, and it's better. But, you're right, there is a problem with the sound track.
Agree!!! The sound sucks!
What, you didn’t like the constant hum in the background?
Now here’s one. There was debate about who was the better preacher , the Pope of Rome, or Billy Graham. So , they rented Madison Square Gardens and both of them preached a sermon. After the Pope finished his sermon, 500 people came forward to receive Christ. After Billy Graham preached, 500 people came forward to receive Christ. Then Pat Boone stood up and sang that old classic gospel song “The Streets of Heaven are Paved with Gold” and 10,000 JEWS immediately joined the U.S. Airforce! LOL….
Fix the sound mate.
I'm f'ing 68 years old and I could hear just fine. The saw bit gave me an f'ing heart attack tho lol. Ivor, I need more.
Fuck, I think fire shot out of my speakers when it cut to the saw animation.
ALWAYS, THE DELIVERY, THE TIMING
MY BOSS TOLD US A GOLF JOKE. WE
LAUGHED & WALK AWAY. HE SAID, I’M
NOT FINISH❗️ LIKE I SAID, THE TIMING⏰
Sound is really bad. Needs subtitles!
Not heard of this comedienne 😄
Ear Saw
The sky is pretty funny I haven’t checked if he is doing shtick or if he’s a writer however he’s great
What's so funny about the sky?
@@sinatra222 🙄😖😑
I personally find the ground funnier than the sky
so good
Needs better audio. I can't hear it.
Thank you dachdog,
I thought it was just me.
You need to learn to spell better.
@@michaelcaza-schonberger9282 no, I need thinner thumbs. Haha
Funny
Damn! Can't hear it.
I can't understand him, and the close captions are all wrong. Terrible audio.
Turn the Treble down and then the volume up.
A slight improvement will occur my boy.
Sounds Cockney.
Sounds like 'Turkish'.
Still waiting to hear a joke
Morty??!!?? The piktcha tube, there's a uh, Dez a, thezz ullhlllllll nobody's tawlkin here
Holy👃
Die hard: Jewish jokes are NOT Jew jokes !
One big difference is that JewISH jokes are actually funny.
@@Plethorality Both are funny
UH????
Why doesn't he take his hat off?
Supposed to be his idea of creating a Jewish aurora.
these are not jokes. they are truths
Funny guy but I couldn’t tell if he’s Irish or Jewish!
Sounds like he's from London to me.
why does he slip into an australian accent?
He's from North London ... and talks like it. Too bad you have no ear for accents.
@@EliezerPennywhistler This accent is sort of hard to follow for those of us who happen to not come from North London.
@@radovanskultety6867 Yeah, but Australian?
@@billythedog-309 If you were an intermediate learner of English like me, you probably wouldn't hear much difference between even a cockney and Alabama accent :D
@@billythedog-309 this is nothing like an Aussie accent. But when yanks have tried to do our accents, they have obviously never heard us, and have done poor attempts at Cockney accents... A type of London accent. That is what you are hearing. You, or the op, are unfamiliar with either.
I would say you need to get out more, but... Not until the plague passes.. Stay well : )
Hello there, now that’s funny.
SPEAK UP
Thank you catie, I thought it was just me.👂!!!
I can barely hear and understand him
,illogiques
All my Jewish friends make more Jew jokes than anyone else I’ve ever met
Jew jokes are not the same thing as Jewish jokes. Jewish jokes are funny, fostering compassion for the universal human frailties, and releasing the tension around that. Jew jokes are not funny, and foster stupidity, cruelty, and a deadness in the soul.
Not bad, heard better.
Clever ;)
Nice.
shoah
so boring...
And who do YOU think is funny ... Shlomo Aviner?
Now here’s one. There was debate about who was the better preacher , the Pope of Rome, or Billy Graham. So , they rented Madison Square Gardens and both of them preached a sermon. After the Pope finished his sermon, 500 people came forward to receive Christ. After Billy Graham preached, 500 people came forward to receive Christ. Then Pat Boone stood up and sang that old classic gospel song “The Streets of Heaven are Paved with Gold” and 10,000 JEWS immediately joined the U.S. Airforce! LOL….
Ask for your money back.
I myself happen to be a half Jew you can say, and have actually came up with some half Jew jokes of all things, so check it out..The half Jew gets half the fucken millions too..Do you know else about the half Jew?..That the half Jew always has half his hands open for pimpin'.
Don't quit your day school.