police i swear to god (blue archive)
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police i swear to god
not simping for a child
![Kivotos was never the same again. [Blue Archive]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7zwDuuzmAhM/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Blue Archive] Blazing Hot Sensei](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gi0aYmhma3Q/mqdefault.jpg)
canon event (;Д;)
thumbnail: tatsuro_i3i
original song: mgmt - little dark age
please check out the respective artists other works too (b˙◁˙ )b
Miguel theme starts playing
did you use deepL to edit the song? that made my day lol
liked for the editing effort
Is that a "Д"? This is from cyrilic alphabet🤨
Its real??
What in the heavens!
It goes well 💀
"not simping for a child" Sensei lied as naturally as he breathed
Sensei when he sees Iori: 👁👅👁
@@90enemiesMore like dark skinned students
@@ThisJWord ya play the game? it's just iori and it's canon event 😊
@@Schale.kivotos I played the game and Karin is included as well
@@Schale.kivotosbrother he had Karin step on him
"But Kirino, you said that love between a Sensei and her student is not a crime. This is just me giving my love to my student."
You made me this way ! No take backs.
Not with actual child 💀
Sensei took it seriously 💀
@@CrnaStrelawdym that just makes it better 😭😭😭
@@4idennikr 😭😭😭
The fact that the game itself is aware of these types of jokes is crazy 💀💀😂
It's not crazy. Game developers are still people. If people can like those jokes then game developers can like those jokes.
@@viliml2763 yeah ik ik ik, just found it funny how based blue archive is 🤣
The dev are literal based
@viliml2763 from what we know
One wants to get a girlfriend liks Aru
One likes being a sadist
One really likes Reisa
Another really loves Mika
Dorontabi
@@Azusashusbandah yes, the legendary lolicon dorontabi
Even the police is 😭😭😭
A new meaning for FTP
Crazy that this is mostly actual in-game stuff 💀
And the non-in-game stuff is pretty much the same as the in-game stuff 💀
Wait, where is this story located?
@@ptb0112It was a past event
@@ptb0112event story "playing tag in neverland"
Wait this is in the game?💀
"Not Simping for a Child" is Insane 💀💀💀
average blue archive player
Oh no, a mutahar Stan
Never simp. Just breed.
@@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon 📸
@@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon"what is love, all i know it's making love"
This is not even getting the actual scene out of context. It is what it is 👁️👄👁️
Wait really? None of it is edited out?
@@justcharacter2098The title of the scene and the last part are. It's otherwise unedited.
@justcharacter2098 the real context is that Shun drank a potion that regressed her age.
Sensei and that mouse girl are trying to give her an antidote so she can be an adult again.
@@mattmark94 tankss, as funny as it is this actually made me download the game lol
My long lost sibling, is that you?
Blue archive genre is the funniest shit i've ever known to exist
cutest and funniest
@@raviolimavioli
😭😭😭💢💢
Community: ☺️☺️☺️
Game story: ☠️☠️☠️
@@Sprxntxr_Trueno more like 😭😭😭😭
@@Sprxntxr_Trueno More like
Community: 😭😭😭
In Blue Archive even the police are 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"not simping for a child"
She “was 18” so technically 😭😭
Her real age is unknown (i think)... but it is, actually, confirmed that she is an adult... so...
😂 straight wild
Nah she's probly around 23
@@foxyin_1168don’t think she’s technically an adult since she’s still in high school
@@foxyin_1168 No, she's not an adult, she just plays that role for the kids she takes care of (and as someone else has already mentioned, she's still a third year student as stated in her character profile). Sensei is canonically the only adult human in kivotos so far, and I doubt that's gonna change, given BA's overarching theme of you being the adult to help your students grow up.
"No! You got it wrong Kirino! She's actually a grown up woman!"
Sensei got that rizztraining order
🎉 snap
I cannot tell a lie... UOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I love kids😭
In other ways😊
Sensei actin like hisoka fr 😭
43 likes,0 likes
Let me fix that
Nah, now im just imagining Hisoka Sensei roaming around Kivotos 💀.
@@rafimations9256 this sounds amazing
I love children
Don't worry about it kirino this girl looks like it needed punishment 💢💢💢
Sensei: "Only thing I don't like about my work is amount of rumors and speculations it has made about me, people act as if I'm the town creep when most of these girls are the ones starting the mess in the first place like Miyu and her bell collar."
Sensei: "I told her wearing some bell collar around your neck is only gonna attract negative attention, and I'm not even talking about the time she wore a swimsuit in public."
Hina: "Is that how it is, Sensei?"
Sensei: "Yeah, I was planning on buying groceries the other day and I swear, 15 people were busy were gossiping behind my back, thinking I'm somebody who's hiding something evil."
Hina: "Go on."
Sensei: "Some idiot just went ahead and assumed I'm a sex offender, show him my card or something, I told them to screw off and we ended beating each other, it got so bad the police got involved and first assumed I was the person who started it."
Hina: "You need a break, I recommend it."
Sensei: "What? Odd hearing that from Chairman Hina telling me to relax all of a sudden."
Hina: "I will just ask Schale if they could give you a break, postpone your work if they could, have someone else be on guard today."
Sensei: "I-I, sure guess I will take it."
"I'll ask Schale.."
But sensei *IS* Schale
@@xKazeshi98xprobably asked Rin specifically
Someone should make a doujin out of this...
Sensei: "I-I, sure guess I will take it."
Guard: Your visitation is over, pal.
Then you are on vacation with Hina. Spending time with Hina. Rumors about you and Hina. Hopefully you marry Hina to stop rumors as....she told me not to say so enjoy your vacation with Hina! 😎👍
Those 9 years are worthy 🥵🥵🥵
As a Blue Archives player, i can confirm that I'm not slee- i mean SIMPING for a child
I don’t care! Shunny is worth! 😭😭😭😭😭😭UooOoOoohhhHhh!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
SHUNNY SEGGS😭😭😭
why does it feel like most of these comments are not from blue archive fans.
Also poor shun, she doesn't want booba again.
Because they want call people pedo without calling the police
The normies have invaded.... Time for another crusade
@@det8923 yea but, in blue archive. The police are the kids you are simping for XD
It’s alright, the tourists will filter themselves out of this area eventually kekw
Ya got me. I'm no BA fan but CZcams recommendations brought me here
I'M SIMPING FOR A CHILD 😭😭😭😭😭
🤨📸
This song will stay in my head for a long time. Got a laugh from me. I want a full version of the song now.
No more lying, I AM SIMPING FOR A CHILD😭😭😭😭😭😭
Here comes the FBI
😭😭😭😭😭😭
🚓🚨
I quit simping child for good
Now I simp child for evil
Im calling 911
I remember this 😭
but officer, little Shun is clearly asking for it
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Little Shun’s so adorable, I’d take her and Kokona and cuddle them for a while
FBI open up!
It’s cuddle time for the Sunohara sisters plus Shun insisted
Pat pat pat then Plap Plap Plap😭😭😭😭😭😭💢💢💢
@@russiandog0732This aint ending well...
Its all wholesome and adorable until the police sees you that you are unrelated
Now this joke turns into a typical doujin idea.
I am suprised nobody has made doujin based on this event
I love this community sm 😭😭😭
🤨📸
It is a really fun one
my god this is gold this is pure gold. this is too high quality meme for its own good
funny how the first time i saw this char was in a doujin 👺
sauce?
Same for me for earch Blue Archive girl, I'm feel blessed
The fact that i watch this 471662 times makes it even more funny😂
Is this perhaps a sign?
This is canon event kirino💀
sensei and saya really out there tryna correct lil shun 😭💢
CUNNY IS LIFE 😭
CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY
I never ever played this game nor watched a video about this but this video is a legend.
Oh no, this meme is adapting
Blue archive players when they visit a kindergarten:
Shunny 😭😭😭
Shunny!!❤😭🤝😭
Another day of sensei unwillingly gets into trouble
"Your Honor, I was just giving the child her daily dose of Vitamin D"
What are you? THE SUN
I remember this quest. It was kinda messed up that she did that.. but little shun shun is too cute! 😭
🤨📸
I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids (cop)!
if i dont get the child, I'll go for the police then
the situaation an average blue archive fan finds himself in everyday:
the law cucked me 😭
Uohhhhhhhhhhh😭😭😭 I Swear
BA players when the got caught playing BA:
I can't explain how much glee this video gives me, extremely funny
smash
ultra
Quality meme
She wanted a bite of my ice cream 🍦😏
so... ihave to choose between "police i swear to god" and " not simping for a child"
This event was Canon
Police I swear to god
this is quality sir
I swear officer she's older than she looks
Must be cool if sensei stay quite and let the instrumental play
im glad little dark age is becoming relevant again
I don’t even know this game but that’s insane
This is not crazy stuff about this game. its just common sense 🗿
No need to worry, Shun didn't brush her teeth and she won't be having any cavities on my watch.
Cannon event in ba timeline 🗿
SpongeBob really had to step in and say those overwhelmingly, heartfelt words 🔥🔥🔥😔😔😔😔🥲🥲🥲
0:07 S-Shiroko was trying to kidnap Shun, is she some kind of movable bank? Need headpats and handholding correction!
Sensei: I didn't choose the cunny life. The cunnies chose me.
Amazing art. Much like!
i need to keep hearing that song on repeat
Why do I read it as:
_"Dammit Police, not this shit again, you better not. I swear to God it'll be a Mexican stand off this time!"_
Lol.
and that was because it was in the middle of the city, imagine if it had been in an alley. 😅
Based devs making these kinds of jokes
I knew you would eventually put that music in the meme format.
Sensei needs to call Saul Goodman for this one
"And I would have Corrected her if it wasn't for you Meddling students!"
I still remember this... it's a new fear indeed
I didn't came back from my 16 hours cooldown. That's my canon event
Brah at this point, that ain't simpin' 💀
Aight boys i ain't going to hell alone
Deym protect that child bro😋
Not expect the last one. That's a good one 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
Shun is so adorable and cutestttt awwww
I can explain
Sensei did not plan that through. 🗿
"2 choices and yet same outcome..."
0:45 you are not an AI. It is not wrong to feel or love normal love towards children (unrelated to the video), you are human, of course, you will feel empathy for the little ones.
He just like me fr fr
y is the protagonist sponge bob lmao
Did you add that speech during the end or did the game play the speech.
did you use a spongebob AI voice lmaooo
Blue archive out here keepin it real 😂
lol you got me dying out here. Quite literally💀💀💀😂
I need that bgm right now
awwwwwww so adorable and cutestttt 😊😊😊
adorable and hilarious😭😭😭
@@shotayob-qo1ln 🤨📸
"dear diary,
Triple jackpot!"
Kirino is the blue archive FBI then
tht spongebob singing at the end is making me laugh so hard hahsha
Whats the song in the early video?
Alkeline Tears
@@xuanduyphantrinh8753 thanks alot ma g