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    featuring ‪@Kirioth‬
    The T'au (or Tau) are a young race of technologically-oriented beings from the Eastern Fringe and the dominant species of the Tau Empire. The Tau prefer to carefully plan their assaults and tend to fight only after carefully coordinating all available troops. The Tau are very much a ranged-combat oriented army. A common tactic is to engage the enemy at the maximum range of their weapons, which typically have a longer range and greater firepower than the equivalent weapons of other armies. Tau usually try to take out the strongest weapons of the enemy as well as keeping enemy troops from reaching the Tau lines, as most Tau units are weak in close combat. A more prevalent tactic amongst Tau veterans is the "Mecha-Tau" approach, which utilizes the inherent mobility and speed of Tau vehicles and battlesuits to confuse and overwhelm the enemy by engaging them at all levels of the battlefield. The basic weapons of the Fire Caste propel particles that break down into plasma pulses as they are fired. This is commonly used in the long-range pulse rifle and more portable Pulse Carbine, the latter of which sports an underslung Auxiliary grenade launcher. A rapid-fire variation of the pulse carbine, known as the burst cannon, is also used on vehicles and battlesuits.

Komentáře • 564

  • @fishqueen1702
    @fishqueen1702 Před 8 měsíci +615

    The lack of a Kirioth sprite added to the foreground proves that that servo skull is, in fact, Kirioth

    • @therudecanadian8068
      @therudecanadian8068 Před 8 měsíci +46

      Whenever they have a guest Shy should just paste a copy of their logo on the servo skulls forehead. Bonus points if it's barely noticeable.

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius Před 8 měsíci +12

      No, he's just in the walls.

    • @gunthersteinberg1823
      @gunthersteinberg1823 Před 8 měsíci

      holy shiiit

    • @lawfulstupid643
      @lawfulstupid643 Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@SWProductions100 The robot was because Zceenook is a Necron, hence the use of the Necron body. Kinda only works in that specific circumstance.

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte Před 8 měsíci

      Yes indeed!

  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius Před 8 měsíci +219

    "Does that make a pregnant woman a vehicle?" is the single most unexpected question I've ever heard quite possibly in my entire life.

    • @nickdoyle86
      @nickdoyle86 Před 8 měsíci +26

      If she goes swimming she's a submarine.

    • @meccevil321
      @meccevil321 Před 8 měsíci +19

      dedicated transport

    • @alastor8091
      @alastor8091 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Is a pregnant woman an EVA?

    • @battlefuta9953
      @battlefuta9953 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@alastor8091Nah, not close enough.
      Baby dosen't pilot a woman.
      But pregnant woman definitely a transport

    • @Hodoss
      @Hodoss Před 2 měsíci

      @@alastor8091 If you know the Evangelion lore, the answer is, quite disturbingly, yes.

  • @burnin8able
    @burnin8able Před 8 měsíci +375

    the funniest part about the Manta is that it is literally a starship. it's actually a full-on FTL capable space ship, and by THOSE standards it's about as small as they come.

    • @reihkangul7288
      @reihkangul7288 Před 8 měsíci +15

      T'au are incapable of FTL my guy. Best we can do is Near Speed of Light.

    • @Heretical_Hatter
      @Heretical_Hatter Před 8 měsíci +78

      ​@@reihkangul7288
      Which means Imperium can't defeat pre-FTL species.
      Some retcons can and SHOULD be ignored.
      Skip drive was a thing.
      Phill Kelly is terrible writer

    • @reihkangul7288
      @reihkangul7288 Před 8 měsíci +17

      @@Heretical_Hatter The Imperium CAN defeat the T'au. Super easily. They just have bigger fish(lol) to fry. During the Damocles Crusade the Imperium had to fall back not because we pushed hard enough. But because Hive Fleet Leviathan started wreaking havoc in Ultramar.
      The T'au Empire would be a sizable conquest that would require some robuts investment of resources. But not an undertaking that would particularly affect the Imperium. The Imperium is limited by the fact that it faces enemies from all sides and we'd draw just enough of their attention that their enemies would take advantage of it and strike.
      The reason why the T'au can't break FTL is because the Imperium breaks FTL through the Warp. Interdimensional travel that the T'au have no access to. Instead we have to use good ol' technology to move around. And we aren't quite as advanced as the Necrons. Although fingers crossed that we encounter and maybe reverse engineer some of their stuff.
      I for one am glad it is this way because it means T'au worlds have far less occurence of war and thus remains stable and relatovely peaceful. Better QOL in exchange for going under most everyone's radar. Although that seems to be changing as even Chaos is staertng to turn their attention towards the T'au.

    • @Heretical_Hatter
      @Heretical_Hatter Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@reihkangul7288
      My guy
      Imperium couldn't defeat pre-FTL faction in Damocles Gulf Crusade cuz of this retcon - in a Crusade that lasted *4 bloody years*
      Imperium is so shit it can't defeat pre-FTL species - that by laws of universe - couldn't send reinforcments from one system to another to answer their attack - cuz average distance between stars *IS 5 FUCKING LIGHT YEARS*
      Do you see problem with this retcon now?
      It is a spit not only to T'au Empire - but also everyone who fights them.
      T'au had FTL - but Phill Kelly decided to retcon it - while still describing the the travel between stars in such a way, that T'au Empire is either so small that it takes 3 light years to get from one border to another (that is *LESS THAN DISTANCE FROM SUN TO ALPHA CENTURI*) - or that dude has no concept how interstellar travel works or is just that much of horse-shit of a writer.
      There was a concept of a Skip-drive - Nicassar - psyhic polar bears xenos - that joined the Empire - created an interesting FTL drive, that allows them to quite literally, skip on the border between the Warp and Materium - making it significantly slower than Warp Drive - yet keeping speed consistent and no deamons.
      Something that balance things out - Imperium can get from point A to point B - maybe even 2-3 times faster than the best of what Skip-drive can offer. The difference is that vessels with Skip-drive won't be eaten by demons and will arrive precisely where they want in a formation. Which matched perfectly with image of efficiency and pragmatism T'au have in most stories.
      Hell - this skip-drive was super important cuz T'au have no FTL comm system either. So this is also important my friend. Imperium could attack T'au Empire - wage war for 4 years - *AND THE ETHEREALS IN THE CAPITAL WOULDN'T FIND OUT UNTIL END OF THE FUCKING WAR* - cuz no ftl comms - no ftl drive - means no curier ships or curier drones that can deliver the information to other Septs!
      Do you see how the problems mount up with every fucking second because of this retcon? By all accounts Imperium should be able to take over entire T'au Empire - and the first time any planet finds out their empire is under attack is when Imperials ships arrive in system.
      Phill Kelly retconed that - *for some fucking reason*
      Phill Kelly is to T'au Fans what Matt Ward is to Space Marine fans.
      If you are ok with T'au not having FTL - you are supporting the same class of writing that Matt Ward can present to us all.

    • @burnin8able
      @burnin8able Před 8 měsíci +26

      @@reihkangul7288 using "we" when referring to the imperium? Lmao how's that boot taste?

  • @theironworks6797
    @theironworks6797 Před 8 měsíci +138

    "Why is Kirioth here" has the same energy as "How did Skulker get in this server".

    • @lukalovric2463
      @lukalovric2463 Před 8 měsíci +11

      RussianBadger?

    • @oniemployee3437
      @oniemployee3437 Před 8 měsíci +4

      ​@@lukalovric2463 100%

    • @Dawsofthecombine
      @Dawsofthecombine Před 8 měsíci +1

      how did he, though

    • @LurkinHandworker
      @LurkinHandworker Před 7 měsíci

      This is a weird overlap

    • @ryanlorenzo5003
      @ryanlorenzo5003 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@LurkinHandworkerconnect the dots of who the streamers know and you'll see that the connection is closer than you think.
      Badger hangs out with Heavenly.
      Heavenly hangs out with Zentreya.
      Zentreya recently streamed with Bricky.
      Bricky hangs out with Kirioth.
      People in the business know each other, those in the Warhammer hole just happen to drag others in with them.

  • @toataile6450
    @toataile6450 Před 8 měsíci +114

    I feel it's important to say the reason Farsight's suit is so much bigger than a crisis suit is because he pilots a custom Coldstar, not a crisis suit.

  • @vegladex
    @vegladex Před 8 měsíci +163

    Fun thing about Hammerhead Railguns: the slug is NOT anything like "man-sized". I remember reading a chunk of lore where a Guardsman is looking at a Chimera that got taken out by one, and there's only a very small puncture hole on each side of it. Most of the damage was done by the shockwave of the projectile, which was enough to liquify the crew.

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 Před 8 měsíci +33

      Makes sense actually, you put so much kinetic energy into the projectile that anything it hits becomes molten slag.

    • @Duncecap64
      @Duncecap64 Před 8 měsíci +17

      ​@@davisdf3064it's more the spalling effect. And also GW not knowing that overpenetration is very much a thing which is exactly what happened here. It is believed during 73 easting overpenetration led to the only loss of life during the battle That's BMP may have been hit with a Sabot round, overpenetrated not really doing any damage to the crew or the vehicle which then results in that crew hopping back in it and shooting a Bradley.

    • @anoriginalzero3107
      @anoriginalzero3107 Před 8 měsíci +9

      Still one of my favourite stories and always my go to when explaining the railgun to newbies. Iirc tho it wasn't actually the shockwave that gibbed the crew but the vacuum created by the round passing through the air in such a confined space basically turned the Chimera into the Byford Dolphin Diving Bell Accident (don't google it if you're faint of heart)

    • @chazzwozzio
      @chazzwozzio Před 8 měsíci +1

      Hooray for relativity!

    • @chazzwozzio
      @chazzwozzio Před 8 měsíci +3

      ​@anoriginalzero3107 the term Smuckers Raspberry jam comes to mind

  • @GamerM1235
    @GamerM1235 Před 8 měsíci +173

    I like the Orca dropship. Because a box with engines makes sense. It's pure cargo space. Like a box hauler truck.

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca Před 8 měsíci +19

      The irony of it being named after the oceans top predator sticks out.

    • @ShadowHybrid92
      @ShadowHybrid92 Před 8 měsíci +11

      basically most drop ships in fiction are just flying boxes like for example the flying cargo containers from star ship troopers

    • @TheGallantDrake
      @TheGallantDrake Před 8 měsíci +11

      It’s a space M113, and IRL that thing is incredibly versatile because it’s just a box on tracks. With some engineering it can become pretty much anything you need, short of an actual tank.

    • @tau-5794
      @tau-5794 Před 8 měsíci +3

      The space M113 is the Rhino, the Orca equivalent is like a Chinook.

  • @ecyor0
    @ecyor0 Před 8 měsíci +66

    So, fun story with the Orca dropship - the reason it feels like such a departure from all the other Tau vehicles is because it was originally a videogame exclusive unit in Dawn of War - basically, all the factions in that game are hot-dropping their buildings and units in from orbit, so while the Thunderhawk was being used as the troop-delivering vehicle for the marines, the Orca was invented as the Tau equivalent. Forgeworld then later created a physical model for it.
    Also, vis a vis the Manta being a spaceship or not - it was actually the smallest Tau spaceship available in Battlefleet Gothic, and thus the only unit in 40k to feature in both games.

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Is that only unit in both Gothic armada and 40k proper including fighters and bombers on the ships? And that's a pretty neat fact about the orca, would explain why it is so against the standard tau desighns, they just wanted a vehicle large enough to deliver vehicles into the match, wormed out extra great in soulstorm where now you deliver aircraft by putting them in an infantry transport vehicle

    • @Myomer104
      @Myomer104 Před 8 měsíci +12

      The Orca was actually developed for the earlier game, Fire Warrior.

    • @christopherclayton5500
      @christopherclayton5500 Před 8 měsíci +5

      The Orca was in artwork in the 3rd edition Codex. Where does that fit in the release timeline?

    • @ecyor0
      @ecyor0 Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@Myomer104ooh, good catch, I always forget about Fire Warrior

    • @VinnieSaint
      @VinnieSaint Před 8 měsíci +4

      @@christopherclayton5500 Before the fire warrior game by a good couple of years.

  • @dirtyblonde1011
    @dirtyblonde1011 Před 8 měsíci +58

    A couple months ago, I managed to snag a fully assembled Tau Nar for only $200 on ebay; the guy who originally won the auction for it never paid, so I was given a MASSIVE discount on it. Painted it up with Evangelian color scheme and made it the centerpiece of my Tau army 😁

    • @Backstabmacro
      @Backstabmacro Před 8 měsíci +8

      That’s a DEAL my friend, very nice

    • @matijasostojic4288
      @matijasostojic4288 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I don't really know much about the prices of 40k minis and such, how much can 200 get you?

  • @BobHildebrand
    @BobHildebrand Před 8 měsíci +43

    I truly love the ensemble of DK, Bricky, and Shy, but there is something I uniquely enjoy when Kirioth drops in, he meshes well with the rest of the cast.

  • @PoisonousNut-le3jn
    @PoisonousNut-le3jn Před 8 měsíci +151

    I dont believe that you guys have discussed Chaos-based guardsman groups! The Dark Commune, The Lost and the Damned, the Traitor Guard, and Blood Pact are all mortal chaos factions and definitely something to take a look at!
    Im not sure if they have enough lore for a full video, but these have definitely been neglected by the lore and need a boost of relevance.

    • @mercerholt8299
      @mercerholt8299 Před 8 měsíci +22

      I think all of them together could make a decent video especially if you include traitor gaurd in the mix.

    • @ComicalConqueror
      @ComicalConqueror Před 8 měsíci +6

      That's because they literally have no lore

    • @s.k4713
      @s.k4713 Před 4 měsíci

      Mobian sixth appreciation

  • @gypseyslap123
    @gypseyslap123 Před 8 měsíci +37

    Massive hot take, not sure if the old dawn of war games have brainwashed me, but i love the old broadsides. Watching them stomp into the ground and all the weapons flare up is too good.

    • @reihkangul7288
      @reihkangul7288 Před 8 měsíci +8

      Not a hot take for me. There's something super kick ass about a mech unloadiing an entire armory into the enemy. I modeled my Broadside Shas'vre with the missile arms and mouunted the railgun on the shoulder. Makes her look much more intimdating.

    • @dainguyen2733
      @dainguyen2733 Před 8 měsíci +1

      I haven't played DoW personally, but I have watched multiple videos of people playing it. And the broadside without the shoulder cannon just doesn't feel the same.

    • @PhilosophicallyAmerican
      @PhilosophicallyAmerican Před 7 měsíci

      Exactly! You want the giant high-recoil guns on the sturdy shoulders. Imagine how much easier it is to design and manufacture a sturdy shoulder hardpoint as opposed to whatever techno-wizardry you need to stabilize an arm.

  • @KnightManCross
    @KnightManCross Před 8 měsíci +53

    The manta is actually a small starship, capable of the Tau's version of FTL, the Ether Drive( e.g. Gravitic Drive). The Tau classify it as a mix between a assault craft and a true starship, capable of entering and exiting the atmosphere of a plant without assistance

  • @warhammerguy
    @warhammerguy Před 8 měsíci +142

    I honestly love the look of the Storm surge.
    It makes it stand out and gives it an alien look while also looking a bit funny. The ones with arms almost immediately just turns it into a generic mech.

    • @chasechristensen7617
      @chasechristensen7617 Před 8 měsíci +26

      I’m with you, I love the “weapons platform” of it, like it’s a weird Tau looking walker, they made a knight but in their image.

    • @gerald2508
      @gerald2508 Před 8 měsíci +5

      I also love it.

    • @ronandenning7474
      @ronandenning7474 Před 8 měsíci +24

      Adding arms makes it look too bland. Adding legs would make it look more stable and even more interesting.

    • @warhammerguy
      @warhammerguy Před 8 měsíci +25

      @@ronandenning7474 Four legs would look sick. Like a walker missile platform.

    • @Zenn_Chan
      @Zenn_Chan Před 8 měsíci +16

      @@warhammerguy THIS. If it had four legs it would for sure add to the aesthetic

  • @stangerr0267
    @stangerr0267 Před 8 měsíci +230

    We're about to learn why the railgun is hated

    • @YSOchris
      @YSOchris Před 8 měsíci +16

      That thing has destroyed me so many times in DOw1

    • @vinnythewebsurfer
      @vinnythewebsurfer Před 8 měsíci +10

      If you’re a self conscious imperium fan, maybe.

    • @Nverdis
      @Nverdis Před 8 měsíci +5

      @@YSOchris And the best part being where you can float around like WEEEEEEEEEEE with a couple of hammerheads while shooting. Still effective even in Ultimate Apocalypse Mod

    • @PewKittens
      @PewKittens Před 8 měsíci +1

      Because Gauss Rifle sounds cooler

    • @remcokoster5436
      @remcokoster5436 Před 8 měsíci +2

      To be honest if railguns are so fancy why are there no mentions of the Human Confederacy they used Blackhole based weaponry and time dilation weapons railguns are a tau only thing which does make them unique

  • @Geeko170
    @Geeko170 Před 8 měsíci +280

    If stealth is on a military vehicle, it means that vehicle is meant to engage in active combat. A scout vehicle is not meant to be in direct combat. They locate the enemy and then let combat units engage.

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 Před 8 měsíci

      Yes, guns in Scouts are mostly for self-defense

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 Před 8 měsíci +29

      Not being able to be seen is still a great advantage for scouts, to be able to do recon and get back to give their report ^^
      Like if you take other scouts in other armies, the Scouts in the Space Marines are often equipped with camo cloaks, Eldars Rangers are stealthy, etc...
      Even in modern day, yes most stealth aircrafts are fighters or bombers, but the USA were developping stealth planes to spy on the USSR in the Cold War ^^

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 Před 8 měsíci +16

      @@krankarvolund7771 ^This. I see the Tetra vs the Stealth Drone as being used in different contexts. You send the Tetra to scope out the edges of the enemy line. You send the Stealth Drone deep _behind_ enemy lines, where you'd never risk the soldiers. In that way, the Stealth Drone _needs_ to be stealthier, just to do its job. It needs to be able to cross into enemy territory unseen. Tetra scounts aren't meant to get anywhere near that far in.

    • @1234kalmar
      @1234kalmar Před 8 měsíci +6

      I mean... being stealthed IS a very good way to keep out of active combat.

    • @Amrehlu
      @Amrehlu Před 8 měsíci +5

      Ah yes, the part of a comment section where people try to argue with hundreds of years of military knowledge and practice like they know better.
      "Stealth planes that are made to spy have stealth."
      Yeeees, very good, you formed a full sentence. What a handsome smart man~
      If we're going to talk about things that have nothing to do with the subject, then I'll mention a Platypus' spines on their back legs, it is equally as relevant as what you said.
      Spying isn't the same as scouting. Yes, let's put a scope on that sword, the scope would let you see the enemy better. It isn't needed for the job, the speed and maneuverability is what is needed for scouting. It doesn't matter if the enemy sees you scouting, they are already fully aware you are scouting, that's how war works.
      You know what you do if the enemy sees you while you're scouting? You leave. It is not worth chasing you, you are fast and small and there will be more of you if you don't get back. You will not cause problems for them if you don't return. Also, if your scouts keep not coming back from a place, guess who is at that place? The enemy. It is a waste of effort on the enemy's part to sit there and desperately try to look for and find scouts. you get the fuckers if the opportunity presents itself, but good scouts aren't going to let that happen. Making scouts meaningless to lose is their third layer of defense, they aren't even worth the ammo to kill.
      If you are killing EVERY scouting unit that comes your way? You must have something you REQUIRE remains hidden. You've now played yourself, unless you are explicitly using that as a lure to misdirect your enemy's attention to a location that is useless. But boy... that's a strange, desperate move you're making and the enemy would have to be profoundly incompetent to fall for it full send.
      If the scout is also stealthy, it is a combat unit. It is an assassin. It is meant to cause damage or steal (objects and/or information). They aren't a scout. They are not scouting, they are doing something else, and gathering information in the way a scout would, just happens to occur, because they have eyes and ears still.
      A scout is telling you about terrain to help avoid being ambushed, to avoid being slowed by a river in the way, or a mudpit, or a mine field, or whatever. They're there to tell you, "Hey, the enemy has patrols near that place, change course to avoid them." That kind of shit.
      D&D, among other things, really fucked people's concept of what "scouting" is.

  • @PandorasFolly
    @PandorasFolly Před 8 měsíci +14

    I knew a guy who had the Manta. But the manta wasn't the largest model in his house. He had a 7ish foot german railway gun in a custom case he used as a coffee table.
    He bought the manta when he got some wild bonus from work and he spent it all on forge world. Oddly enough he said the manta required extremely minimal work for a forge world resin model and was basically flawless out of the box.....the rest of his order was the subject of a 6 month ordeal.

  • @ProjectXA3
    @ProjectXA3 Před 8 měsíci +31

    Hot take: having your first introduction to the Tau be Dark Crusade makes liking the rocket fist Broadsides much easier after you use three two-suit squads (rip to them, thanks balance monkeys) to turn your headquarters area into a Tower Defense Game

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca Před 8 měsíci +4

      They reminded me of BattleMechs honestly. Lots of Mechs have missile fists

    • @Myomer104
      @Myomer104 Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@KillerOrca Yep. Very similar in appearance to the Blood Asp.

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Honestly the fact that the battlesuits are stuck at units of 1 and have no damn way to heal makes them absolute shit in the campaign, you have no choice but to build new units all the time, idk how broken they could have been as multiple entities, but at the very least they should have gotten the abylity for earth cast drones to heal them

    • @PhilosophicallyAmerican
      @PhilosophicallyAmerican Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@calebbarnhouse496 They had decent health regen. The idea is to have some Kroot squads screen for them and then move in with the heavy flamer. It's just kind of strange visually that the giant bulky battlesuit isn't the tanky one.

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@PhilosophicallyAmerican maybe they used to, but I've played dark crusade on steam, I had my honor guard on the necron base do a jump attack, and lose almost all of his health, an hour later and he still wasn't healed to full, all they really needed to do fix it was allow them to build drones to keep the unit alive

  • @TakingJupiter
    @TakingJupiter Před 8 měsíci +23

    I’m so sad they didn’t talk about the rail gun equipped Tigershark. Which made imperial Titian legions stay home until they had full air superiority

    • @Lord_Wateren
      @Lord_Wateren Před 8 měsíci +7

      Yea wtf, how did they miss the aircraft specifically designed to kill titans?

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 Před 8 měsíci +2

      I love that
      A gun so powerfull that the aircraft it is mounted on makes Imperial Titans wet their servos

    • @brendandonohue2398
      @brendandonohue2398 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Bricky wouldn't allow something that can curbstomp titans to be mentioned to protect the imperial fanboyism

    • @nukclear2741
      @nukclear2741 Před 8 měsíci +2

      ​​@@brendandonohue2398most likely they forgot.
      It's not the first, or even the most embarrassing, time it's ever happened on the podcast.
      After all, Bricky forgot to bring up the Combi Bolter in the Bolter episode.
      Also, they bring up the Supremacy Armor, which was specifically designed to deal with Warlord titans, and Bricky talks about plenty of other things that kill titans without issue.

  • @wolvie90
    @wolvie90 Před 8 měsíci +13

    I gotta say the Riptide is the perfect balance of chonk and sleek, but I absolutely love the design of both the Stormsurge and the Ta'unar. They are maximum chonk, they got Chun-Li legs and hilariously large guns. It's like some Earth Caste designers saw Ork walkers and said "you know what, they're on to something".

  • @Triptides77
    @Triptides77 Před 8 měsíci +38

    I've actually kitbashed one of my modern broadsides to have that old look. The new sculpts for the body and weapons do a lot for its overall look.

  • @Ed-1749
    @Ed-1749 Před 8 měsíci +16

    Ah, the tau railgun, one of the few weapons in 40k tabletop that does exactly as much damage as it looks.

    • @Mox_Normandy
      @Mox_Normandy Před 8 měsíci +2

      I dunno, have you seen Makari's stick?

  • @AltoStratusX1
    @AltoStratusX1 Před 8 měsíci +17

    I love the chonky old crisis suit models vs the sleeker new commander suit models. It kinda reinforces that GUNDAM style where the regular troops have the old less powerful production models and the commanders have sleek new prototypes or modified non production XV 8s as befits their station.

  • @redecterthomsonshadowascen5177
    @redecterthomsonshadowascen5177 Před 8 měsíci +7

    I can't believe that they didn't talk about how the ghost keel is completely invisible to all the imperium sensors. The only way to detect it is if stands right in front of the sensor because the sensor will detect literally nothing

  • @dainguyen2733
    @dainguyen2733 Před 8 měsíci +7

    fun fact: tau hiding the tetra is a tactic used by real world special forces due to feet being quieter than engines and bodies being smaller than vehicles

  • @rowanerickson129
    @rowanerickson129 Před 8 měsíci +8

    Love how kirioth is just the vehicle guy now.

  • @danieladams553
    @danieladams553 Před 8 měsíci +7

    GW numbers strike again. The Abrams MBT weighs 71 tons and can go as fast as the devil fish.

  • @chaosof99
    @chaosof99 Před 8 měsíci +15

    I am in the process of building up a T'au army, and getting two T'au episodes in relative quick succession is rather nice. Also, through a confluence of circumstances involving Black Friday I now own five Hammerhead kits waiting to be built, so this episode is rather fortuitous in that regard.

  • @SymbioteMullet
    @SymbioteMullet Před 8 měsíci +84

    On tonight's episode of the Ridiculous Tour:
    Bricky sounds like he's speaking in morse code from all the swearing about how much he hates Mantas.
    DK breaks his own personal best and manages to get to 132 gundam references in under 60 seconds
    And Shy is trying to write the wrongs of history by undertaking a QUANTUM LEAP!!!
    Also, coming in from a portal to another dimension, iiiiiiiiits KIRIOTH! But why is he dressed like that?
    All this to come, after the break!

    • @RichardX1
      @RichardX1 Před 8 měsíci +2

      And he's got a steel chair!

  • @matthewmcgill3125
    @matthewmcgill3125 Před 8 měsíci +3

    The closed caption keeps turning “tau” into “towel” and it’s so good

  • @TonyRedgrave
    @TonyRedgrave Před 8 měsíci +4

    The Vintage Broadsides do look goofy as minis, but Dawn of War's depiction of them makes the design work.
    My favorite bit about the Ghostkeel is it's origin. It was designed in the N'dras Sept. (A Sept is a providence of the T'au Empire) Starting in the original T'au Codex, and going up until the Ghostkeel's release, N'dras was listed as being abandoned for unknown reasons. On the Ghostkeel's release it was revealed that N'dras was converted into a research black site. The Ghostkeel was developed in secret there and had been deployed on many missions before being announced to the T'au public. N'dras was then reintroduced to the T'au Empire as a heroic and innovative Sept.
    It's a good story of a random detail in the codex becoming a really cool model.

  • @Lord_Wateren
    @Lord_Wateren Před 8 měsíci +5

    Thanks for a great episode! (Now please do the full Taros campaign!)
    In regard to deployment from the manta, the tanks and battlesuits probably deploy in the air. The Tau Deep Strike rule was literally called "Manta Strike".

  • @johnj.spurgin7037
    @johnj.spurgin7037 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Tau battlesuits leaning into techno crustaceans as a theme is good stuff.
    Also, Dameki should TOTALLY finish that manta and run a game of KT in/on it.
    The manta can be used as a secondary vessel in Battlefleet gothic can't it?

  • @VallornDeathblade
    @VallornDeathblade Před 8 měsíci +5

    The regular Stormsurge gives me heavy Battletech vibes. Like, I could see that exact kind of loadout on a mech, especially a Clantech variant. 2 "arm" hardpoints for missiles and a right torso hardpoint for a Heavy Gauss or Hyper Assault Gauss rifle. The custom one with the arms looks way more like a regular mecha design similar to Titanfall.

  • @drabberfaun5353
    @drabberfaun5353 Před 8 měsíci +2

    41:55 I like how shy edited the crisis suit and got rid of the orks

  • @YoBen100
    @YoBen100 Před 8 měsíci +24

    Tau faction uses mechsuits, drones and advances future guns to fight for the greater good.
    Also, Tau: " Anime? I've never heard of it." While bidding ancient STC with full of date files of old shows and movies.

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 Před 8 měsíci +1

      If the Imperium had access to Anime, the Emperor would have made all the Primarchs into Bishōnen dudes

  • @gabrielathero
    @gabrielathero Před 8 měsíci +3

    The Stormsurge: Armed to the teeth, but still no arms.

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 Před 8 měsíci

      Who needs arms with LEGS like these!

  • @benmccarroll117
    @benmccarroll117 Před 8 měsíci +5

    T'au battle suits have the Vehicle key word on the tabletop, so yes they are vehicles

  • @matthewwatts8294
    @matthewwatts8294 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Having the giant railgun in hands, while goofy looking, makes more sense than on the shoulder. The railgun is the precision weapon, the missiles are guided munitions, and therefore don’t need to be aimed particularly well.

  • @skylermuncy2218
    @skylermuncy2218 Před 8 měsíci +7

    I feel something close to dejected rage when bricky hasn't seen models that came out before 2012 and I was already deep into Warhammer. Brother some of us remember the days of Marines on 25mm bases and every character model being cast in pewter.

    • @sheogoraththemad4866
      @sheogoraththemad4866 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Ah so that's where all the tankards in the pubs went, GW melted em down for models!

  • @austindow9850
    @austindow9850 Před 8 měsíci +6

    On the railgun, you wouldn't know if it hit your tank. It would leave a perfect, small hole through the tank, which would also lead to the crew getting sucked out of said small hole.

  • @spencersettle9695
    @spencersettle9695 Před 8 měsíci +2

    I will forever associate the Storm Surge with the Dice Check 4 man free-for-all where Bricky took out half the Tau army by blowing up the Storm Surge turn 1.

    • @kodez9667
      @kodez9667 Před 8 měsíci

      In the most ultimate betrayal too. So brutal

  • @alpheausfeltham9532
    @alpheausfeltham9532 Před 8 měsíci +5

    for the tetras, you can see the twin-linked pulse rifle in the art, they're just under the nose of the craft.

  • @Vaino_Hotti
    @Vaino_Hotti Před 8 měsíci +2

    Fun part about the devilfish chassis is that if the vehicle loses power or gets shot down with the engine in the forward position, the side doors are blocked by the engines, so whoever wants to get out better hope the rear hatch is functioning...

  • @LunarSniperWifle
    @LunarSniperWifle Před 8 měsíci +5

    IM SO HAPPY THE ORCA GOT MENTIONED! It was the model I fell in love with when I was younger (alongside the Thunderhawk, always wanted both of them), and when I got back into the hobby I was so sad to see it no longer sold on forgeworld, I honestly hope it makes a come back someday.

  • @diestormlie
    @diestormlie Před 8 měsíci +4

    Another fun fact about the Ghostkeel: A Ghostkeel will have an Assistive, well, AI Co-Pilot. Presumably this is the case for most largee Tau Suits/Mechs. But it's a special case for the Ghostkeel ones. Why? Because the Ghostkeel is a stealth/Infiltration unit designed for extended solo operations. That's a lot of time where the Ghostkeel pilot has just, you guessed it, their AI Co-Pilot for company. Sometimes, they can get rather attached!

  • @rafaelbogdan9307
    @rafaelbogdan9307 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Frankly, respect for the Orca because at least when the pics showing it with the suits and drones inside, it was a rare gem in all of gaming: A transport that's actually big enough to hold what its stats say it can hold.

  • @grindersongear759
    @grindersongear759 Před 8 měsíci +9

    To me the Manta is basically the size class as a large Imperial Titan except instead of using that size to make a giant death robot they made what is essentially a small warship lol

    • @Lord_Wateren
      @Lord_Wateren Před 8 měsíci +1

      That is in fact exactly what it is.

  • @spice615
    @spice615 Před 8 měsíci +2

    I see the word 'vehicles' and my brain responds with "ooo Kirioth episode, nice".

  • @alexlloyd2198
    @alexlloyd2198 Před 8 měsíci +2

    FW made the orca and some BFG ships in line with the fire warrior computer game, where you deploy from a orca in the first mission, where it gets blown up by a lemn russ lobbing a shell into the troop bay as soon as you exit, then was a gunship version with lots of missiles at one point.

  • @philipweismiller2451
    @philipweismiller2451 Před 8 měsíci +7

    I loved the tau railgun. I have lots of them 😁

  • @jonathanguitard984
    @jonathanguitard984 Před 17 dny

    I love the description of the railcanon in the codex. The imperium is examining a land raider hit by one. A small hole in one side and out the other. And a spray of gore where the crew were sucked out through the hole

  • @harryellis910
    @harryellis910 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Honestly I’ve never cared much for the vehicles of 40k, but the chemistry and fun that you guys are having is infectious and these episodes are actually some of my favourites!

  • @conarteest2939
    @conarteest2939 Před 8 měsíci +3

    The interesting thing I’ve noticed about the Devilfish chassis is that, compared to a lot of other 40K vehicles, the speed and weight listed for it are extremely reasonable. A lot of modern day main battle tanks weigh between 50 to 65 tons with top speeds between 50 to 65 kph, so the specs are already pretty close. Not to mention, from the pictures shows at least, it seems to be roughly comparable in size to modern day APCs and MBTs. Kinda surprised they didn’t go wild with it in some way.

  • @concordiaharmony2302
    @concordiaharmony2302 Před 8 měsíci +9

    Honestly at this point, Kirioth should just be a fourth member of the podcast.

  • @TheLordofMetroids
    @TheLordofMetroids Před 8 měsíci +3

    I love the image of the Manta at 1:10:22 because it really puts into perspective how big it is. That's a Baneblade UNDER the damn thing.

    • @immortalwarrior2695
      @immortalwarrior2695 Před 8 měsíci

      I know it's Tabletop but in lore Manta is way way bigger than Titans in general. At least it's size is comparable to Emperor class titan. Like 6 Ion cannon, 2 rail cannon, 10 burst cannon, 10 seeker missiles and 2 huge missile rack.
      I mean it has so much weaponry and still carries 8 battlesuits 4 tanks and 200 infantry simultaneously. That screams "It's too Big".

  • @samuelspry6955
    @samuelspry6955 Před 8 měsíci +2

    16:11 Kinda like how cav scouts can use a Bradley cfv/ifv to conduct reconnaissance; it's better to leave the actual recon to the dismounts than the vehicle itself.

  • @petercocchiara659
    @petercocchiara659 Před 8 měsíci +1

    "What's your army?"
    *Places Manta on table*
    "This."

    • @s.k4713
      @s.k4713 Před 4 měsíci

      The manta very well could *be* the table for a kill team game tbf.

  • @GoldRider4265
    @GoldRider4265 Před 6 měsíci +1

    As a dow1 player, shoulder-mounted railgun broadsides were great

  • @fcomolineiro7596
    @fcomolineiro7596 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Man, the t'au firewarrior game needs a remake

    • @YourHumbleNarrator
      @YourHumbleNarrator Před 8 měsíci

      Someone has never played fire warrior...

    • @fcomolineiro7596
      @fcomolineiro7596 Před 8 měsíci

      @@YourHumbleNarrator oh no I have, the game was good for it's time, but now it could be better

    • @matijasostojic4288
      @matijasostojic4288 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@fcomolineiro7596 Wasn't it made during the peak of FPS at the time by which I mean during Halo? Don't wanna shit on FW but even for its time its was like a 5-6/10.

  • @charlottegerken4477
    @charlottegerken4477 Před 5 měsíci

    NGL 41:31 with the beige keyed in and the blue underneath actually looks pretty dope!
    It's like it was originally blue, but it's been fighting in the dirt so long that it's just completely filthy 💙

  • @cbilici
    @cbilici Před 8 měsíci +5

    Really glad to be here for this premiere. This show is amazing, glad to support it.

  • @AppleFumble
    @AppleFumble Před 8 měsíci +3

    A lot of the T'au weaponry and technology are still in 'prototype' stages and are used on rare occasions. It wouldn't surprise me if the Tetra is obsolete by now, or simply they dont see the need for it, scouting is scouting. They're not meant to engage with the enemy but it would be helpful i suppose, could be a resourse thing too.

    • @AppleFumble
      @AppleFumble Před 8 měsíci +1

      Also just adding that when i first started with T'au i immediately went for Sa'cea, and then instantly to Farsight Enclaves, plain T'au are a bit meh unless you add in Aun'Shi cause of his badass double blade. More melee t'au plspls

  • @tezlaactual6582
    @tezlaactual6582 Před měsícem

    the opening discussion of what constitutes a vehicle just reminded me of the TTS series between magnus and kitten
    Kitten: we're going to need transport
    Magnus: we need bikes
    Kitten: bikes are not transport
    Magnus: they by definition are...
    Kitten: they're not by function and regardless they wont help us with our goal
    Magnus: we're dealing with the mechanicus so it quite literally will

  • @ecyor0
    @ecyor0 Před 8 měsíci +9

    43:30 Well, this is the point where I have to entirely disagree with the boys on literally everything because I *prefer* the shoulder-mounted railgun broadsides, I've got a lot of nostalgia for them from the Dawn of War games. I guess the animation sells them better, because they have this great vibe of bipedal tanks, chugging forwards and then slamming their heels into the earth for long-range siege mode and lowering the railguns into place. I genuinely dislike the underslung hand-carried version, it looks so awkward and clunky, that thing's just going to be waddling everywhere like it's lugging an overstuffed suitcase.

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 Před 8 měsíci

      I think the problem with shoulder mounted units is that they look to top heavy, while the gun version just doesn't look like they can maneuver with it, I think the way to do a broadside suit is to make it shaped like a krootox and shoulder mount the railguns, maximizes stability, and let's you really beef up the size of the gun to make it look like a world killer

  • @Poputrash
    @Poputrash Před 8 měsíci

    Tetra's main weapons: 2 T'au dudes aiming their pulse rifles sideways, going "Ya pulled to da wrong Empire"

  • @feralprocessor9853
    @feralprocessor9853 Před 8 měsíci +1

    7:01
    The piranha reminds me of a ghost/Revenant from the Halo franchise.

  • @falloutboy9993
    @falloutboy9993 Před 8 měsíci +1

    The Tau do also have re-arm and repair drones. They used to have minis too.

  • @Ghostrebel017
    @Ghostrebel017 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Fun fact: I'm one of the idiots who built the broadside as intended. Worst part? The model was plastic, but the guns were metal.

  • @FancyTophatDude
    @FancyTophatDude Před 2 měsíci

    Imagine a freaking coldstar battlesuit weighing as much as a van coming at you at 200km/h

  • @user-iu3ek4on3k
    @user-iu3ek4on3k Před 2 měsíci +1

    For the stormsuge hear me out, a third leg instead of arms. Make it a tripod with weapons instead of a suite.

  • @guybrushthreepwood362
    @guybrushthreepwood362 Před 8 měsíci

    Using the Kirioth definition of vehicle my office chair is a vehicle

  • @1234kalmar
    @1234kalmar Před 8 měsíci

    The Orange-Red color scheme is stupidly awesome too!

  • @jonathanrichardson9935
    @jonathanrichardson9935 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Pretty sure the railgun drills a hole through armour and the shockwave burst the normal crew so a red stream comes out the exit hole on a Russ or chimera

  • @taudad5009
    @taudad5009 Před 8 měsíci +1

    The Manta always has a special place in my heart. Lore wise, it's not actually meant for front line combat, it's for deployment from orbit.
    Every battlesuit deepstriking? Manta
    Every Devilfish Chassis flying in? Manta in orbit
    Every Stormsurge? Carried to the front underneath specialized Mantas
    The only reason the T'au used these in combat initially is because they needed a response to Titans, so their response was to bring SPACESHIPS in from low orbit BECAUSE DEAR T'AU'VA WHY WOULD ANYONE MAKE SOMETHING THAT BIG THAT WALKS WHAT THE HELL WHO DOES THAT?????
    Also to note, the reason the vehicles deploy backwards is because they are meant to deploy during flight and need to be facing the same way the Manta is flying for physics reasons. That's also the same reason why the vehicle deck gets blocked by the infantry deployment ramp. In any situation where the T'au are deploying infantry, the vehicles and Battlesuits SHOULD have already deployed and secured the landing zone

  • @TryToKevin
    @TryToKevin Před 8 měsíci +1

    The Manta is essentially kill team board sized.

  • @ojrmk1
    @ojrmk1 Před 8 měsíci +2

    We did it boys! We broke the "seconds-to-Wakipai" record. LESSGOOOOO!

  • @JumpyLemming22
    @JumpyLemming22 Před měsícem +1

    God! I F@$&ing love Kirioth!!

  • @remygallardo7364
    @remygallardo7364 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Another point on the discussion of stealth tech not being on the speeder; the speed they are moving may actually possibly break the stealth functionality and really, with it already being small and insanely fast and easily concealed when the pathfinders leave it, stealth functionality is kind of irrelevant.

  • @worthlesstrash9662
    @worthlesstrash9662 Před 8 měsíci

    What a great episode of Blue's clues!

  • @theanimated6845
    @theanimated6845 Před 8 měsíci

    When a Lemans russ was hit by a railgun,a commisar went to check the reck.and found the entire crew and electronics had been sucked out through the exit hole of the slug

  • @SpaceMarine4040
    @SpaceMarine4040 Před 8 měsíci +1

    stormsurge reminds me of the Stalker from battletech, it has no arms, but the legs are very long so it doesn't look odd like the stormsurge.

  • @EverianKalim
    @EverianKalim Před 8 měsíci +5

    The FW Tau Supermancy Armour is decent. Because it all giant chuncky parts they are impossible to warp. The worse was the Railcannon as that was thin, long straight resin.

  • @a_ghost8926
    @a_ghost8926 Před 6 měsíci

    The old broad side looks like a cute chibi mech, I like it.

  • @raithnor6007
    @raithnor6007 Před 8 měsíci +1

    The Manta seems less like a unit and more like terrain at that point.

  • @awesomeblb3407
    @awesomeblb3407 Před 6 měsíci

    35:18 that’s the way for all commander crisis suits except for shadowsun cause hers is technically a stealth suit variant

  • @wdeborde
    @wdeborde Před 8 měsíci

    Cheap Manta Proxy: Order a 16" pizza. Its basically a resin pizza box.

  • @darkpit37
    @darkpit37 Před 8 měsíci +3

    By the logic that crisis suits are vehicles, that means terminator armor also counts as a vehicle.

    • @TakingJupiter
      @TakingJupiter Před 8 měsíci

      Good point 😂

    • @immortalwarrior2695
      @immortalwarrior2695 Před 8 měsíci

      I mean dreadnought is technically called a vehicle. Terminator Armor is the Armor. Crisis suits are mechs.

    • @darkpit37
      @darkpit37 Před 8 měsíci

      the official term for terminator armor is "tactical dreadnought armor"@@immortalwarrior2695

    • @Zaprozhan
      @Zaprozhan Před 8 měsíci

      If you stick your arms into armour arms, and your legs into armour legs, it's armour. If you're pushing pedals, and flipping levers to make arms and legs go, you're in a vehicle.

  • @DirtHermit
    @DirtHermit Před 8 měsíci

    The Stormsurge's lack of arms doesn't bother me, as a fan of the Robotech Spartan. But thanks to Bricky, I can now never unsee the stiletto heel stabilizers.

  • @alexlloyd2198
    @alexlloyd2198 Před 8 měsíci

    Small note on the tanks in the manta, in the fluff they deploy while the manta is still in the air, backing out the rear of the manta as the craft flys forwards means the tanks facing towards the oncoming fire as they decend. The suits and drones also deploy this way from the back while in flight. Still a bit daft as the turbulence from the engines wouldn be awful. Poor fire warriors however have to skip down an exposed ramp at the back once it has landed. And yes the manta was considered small space craft in the fluff.

  • @paperpersona1243
    @paperpersona1243 Před 8 měsíci

    This episode came out the day of my birthday, and I just started my Tau army a few weeks ago. The thing that made me take the leap was the broadside with the huge gun!
    Also this is one of my favorite episodes because of all the mech references DK makes.

  • @ExeEspe-by2ct
    @ExeEspe-by2ct Před 8 měsíci

    I’ve been waiting so long for this!

  • @theliquidnomad5426
    @theliquidnomad5426 Před 8 měsíci

    The fact that it took multiple videos for Squidmar to paint a manta makes SO much sense

  • @tamilow0.257
    @tamilow0.257 Před 8 měsíci

    If I’d play warhammer you‘d make another T‘Au Fan with this episode

  • @12SickOne34
    @12SickOne34 Před 8 měsíci

    The wrapped up Lemon Russ in the background just kills it.

  • @jbizzle7688
    @jbizzle7688 Před 4 měsíci

    You think you had it bad Bricky? My wife rocked QUAD TIDES. Three Riptides and a Y'Vahra, Bor'Kan for extra flamer range. It was HELL

  • @FirenzeStorm
    @FirenzeStorm Před 8 měsíci +1

    Nah i fucking love the orca dropship. We need more logistics style vehicles

  • @ZakuInATopHat
    @ZakuInATopHat Před 8 měsíci

    Time to search for, & print, an orca. I don’t even collect Tau. YET!

  • @Dracobyte
    @Dracobyte Před 8 měsíci

    Another awesome episode!!

  • @DocSpooky
    @DocSpooky Před 8 měsíci +2

    On I do love me a Kirioth episode