@@Draslyn Do you want me to send you a Rocket Jumper? I keep at least a couple spares of every single random drop weapon in the game (all the ones that cost less than a cent IRL) so I can send them to people who are missing one! I'm not asking for anything in return, so I swear it's not a scam or something.
This reminded me about one of my first ever tf2 memorys. It was on hightower, and two soldiers + me were spamming the shotgun taunt at a wall in spawn for a solid 10 minutes before we decided to play the game. The way we played it though, we would stick together, and whenever anyone of us got a assist or kill, we would all spam the shotgun taunt over their dead body. It was so funny, to me at the time, especially since it was one of my first experiences in tf2. I forgot about this until I saw this video, so thank you for that
@@15braincellsremaininggive him the American Business! Basically the same thing in concept, but with money and random memorabilia depicting the presidents glued on! It also has some actual stat differences for individuality. There’s also the option to put it in your melee slot for an 80 damage melee! (It’s very long compared to shovels as he’s holding the end of the barrel.) downside is it deploys slower if you’re not switching from using it as a secondary, and he also takes somewhat longer to recover from the swing (end lag)
0:18 That's the funniest "matching names" I've ever seen (of Pyro and Medic). And on 0:27 we see how Soldier proving he would resolve any geopolitical conflict
Have you tried pyro knight? Equip any flamethrower it doesn’t matter, your not using it. Detonator (for mobility). And back scratcher for those sweet sweet -244 hp random crits cause +25% damage bonus. Launch yourself with the detonator, then rake their brains out with your rake. Health packs are your best friend (extra healing), play this a bit like spy.
That one scout who dommed u was a scaredy cat just how the spy said "Here lies scout he ran fast and as a virgin" or "weren't you good at dodging?" -A wise Spy
People always think stock is the closest to a different class weapon, if you wanna play Scengineer, use the Jag, less damage and faster firing speed like the bat. But overall *the Panic Attack* is probably closest to the scattergun, more bullets per shot and damage closer to a scattergun.
it's fun to pull out the rocket jumper + reserve shooter on maps like harvest when there's a lot of trolldiers on the server, it's really funny when you actually manage to hit the nonsense air-to-air meatshot crit at high speed 😂 just pretend you're playing street fighter and anti-air them. trolling trolldiers is classic, i like when they get mad that they got one-shot out of nowhere and don't see the irony in that
Swap the Pain Train for the Escape Plan. Now you get: "The fairly-average shaped scout who can carry a rocket launcher and can fly anywhere but can't run very fast unless crippled."
Enscoutification for.. Soldier: rocket jumper, shotgun, pain train (as seen in the video) Pyro: dragon’s fury, panic attack, powerjack Heavy: tomislav, Family business/panic attack, G.R.U. Engineer: Panic attack, pistol, Jag Scout is already scout, demoman has no hitscan weapons, and I couldn’t figure out anything for any of the support classes.
![[TF2] Unhelpful Engineer](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KH9Z9DFbvUk/mqdefault.jpg)
![[TF2] Unhelpful Medic](/img/n.gif)
We have regular Scout, we have Fat Scout, but now we have Buff Scout
We now need nerd scout and furry scout
What about fast scout?
hear me out:
THIN SCOUT
Furry scout already exists. That's pyro with a shotgun.@@Docteur_Hex
@@Docteur_Hexnerd scout is already called battle engineer
The out of shape Scout.
Middle stage between Scout and Fat Scout
Indeed
the not as fat scout
You got 5 levels of scout
Scout
Not too fat scout [ battle engi]
Fire resilient scout [pyro]
Out of shape scout [shotgun soldier]
And fat scout
stocky scout
@@cottoneyejoesfm texan scout
the scout music playing every time potato was revealed is hilarious
Kinda reminded me why I hate the game
@Alan-vy3do huh
Potato gigachad
@@Alan-vy3dohow?
@@Alan-vy3dosame lol such mega sweats always ruin multiplayer games for me
Should have renamed your jumper to "double-jump"
"Bonk-Jumper"
@@alphamoonman "does damage"
I'm glad someone thought the same, though I definitely should have scrolled more before saying the same thing lol.
The Double Jumper
Faster than a speeding bullet.
“You can’t just run twords the enemy team with your shotgun out and expect to kill them all”
-elmaxo tf2
Meanwhile this guy:
where did he say this lol I wanna hear it which video
@@zomhuman6270he didnt its a joke
2:58 shoots bullets.
The gun reloads.
Very realistic game.
Auto reload funny moment
blood pumps, limbs obey
You cannot learn a thing you think you know.
If this was the first time you noticed TF2 is not realistic game, boy do I have some news for you...
@@tappajaav nah mate I have been fan of tf2 before valve stopped updating the game but I play tf2c android
Meavy (Heavy + Medic) (Basically an unfriendly Pootis)
-Be Heavy
-Make your Heavy look like a Medic
-Heal people with Sandvich
-Profit
You just reinvented pootis
@@keklya8862 your pfp just made your comment more golden and accurate
What about Hedic? (Meavy other way around)
@@sarahsnostalgicdreamthats just battle medic tbh
his syringe gun is pretty heavy
So, the real Team was the Fortress we made along the way
But much more than this, it was also the 2 along the way 😔.
Are you the fortress because you're team or are you the team because you're fortress?
my brain has liquified to mush
You truly were the team to my fortress
I'll put a team in your fortress
7:13 POV: its your 10th stalemate on stalematehouse
True af
6:12 He teleported bread!!!
Canon.
It's a f$cking baguette! That Scouldier is a spy!
@@user-zu8wk3yo5ono, its worse, HE IS FRENCH
6:10
0:55 "You fool! I too watch Uncle Dane!"
the scoutdier is the worst idea i have ever seen in my life and i love it
not as funny as the fireproof scout
@@eatmynutsarchmage4883 what is fireproof scout?
pyro but you only use shotgun i assume@@youmother
@@Rajang6 thanks mate
@@Rajang6I've heard of that subclass,but under the name of "trench soldier"
Just moving right past the guy asking to be Dommed in chat.
I see that shit all the time lmao
have you ever heard someone moan for 5 hours in a 2fort community skial server @@thatgreenspyguy
Average TF2 player tbh.
@@thatgreenspyguythe pain train is such a good choice to represent scout too,makes you less durable and have a 2 time cap speed
There’s a pyro + medic combo named “Ukraine Russia”
That bucket hat scout having his own music cue of faster than a speeding bullet is funny
We laugh at how ridiculous this "subclass" is, but I honestly think it's one of the most effective ways to get kills on a Strange Shotgun!
agreed, just beed a rocket jumper so I can do this
(I have at most 200 hours and I refuse to buy wep's)
@@Draslyn Do you want me to send you a Rocket Jumper? I keep at least a couple spares of every single random drop weapon in the game (all the ones that cost less than a cent IRL) so I can send them to people who are missing one! I'm not asking for anything in return, so I swear it's not a scam or something.
Can't argue there....
This reminded me about one of my first ever tf2 memorys. It was on hightower, and two soldiers + me were spamming the shotgun taunt at a wall in spawn for a solid 10 minutes before we decided to play the game. The way we played it though, we would stick together, and whenever anyone of us got a assist or kill, we would all spam the shotgun taunt over their dead body. It was so funny, to me at the time, especially since it was one of my first experiences in tf2. I forgot about this until I saw this video, so thank you for that
This is what 2 weeks of CRT (Class Replacement Therapy) does to you
So thats what they put into snake water to make the snakes trans.
@@bubblesbomb8949 No its what they used to put in T.V.s.
I find it quite humorous that at around 1:50 he actually kills a bot.
Tf2 merc: Owns a shotgun
Tf2 Community: Scout subclass
"I'm a scout who is trapped in a soldier body" 💀
Real shame. If only there was a button I could press to change classes :(
Transscout Soldier
@@totallynothyper964 That's why he asked Medic to call him Scout.
He's *identified* as one.
adding the pain train is pretty clever, it gives the extra cap rate AND makes you more vulnerable, just like scout
EXACTLYYY
0:38 thank you for killing this scout in particular, i’ve ran into them on Harvest a few times and they were genuinely insufferable
How were they insufferable just curious 🤔
Top 1 reason why Soldier need the Family Business
But it has a hammer and sickle on it… soldier would never support communism…
The hammer and sickle are about farming and there's nothing more American than farming
And he is technically part of heavys family
@@15braincellsremaininggive him the American Business!
Basically the same thing in concept, but with money and random memorabilia depicting the presidents glued on! It also has some actual stat differences for individuality.
There’s also the option to put it in your melee slot for an 80 damage melee! (It’s very long compared to shovels as he’s holding the end of the barrel.) downside is it deploys slower if you’re not switching from using it as a secondary, and he also takes somewhat longer to recover from the swing (end lag)
@@zchris13 Americans farm with tractors, not sickles. (and hammers?)
Scout but he got drafted
3:44
Huh... Never would have imagined it'd have been a "yep that checks out" interaction, kudos to dog
Can't wait for all the Scouldier mains to come out of the woodworks of Barnblitz and 2Fort.
Vote kick: Accused of Cheating.
The "cheating": Equipping a shotgun and pressing Mouse1
"If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free."
I started watching you because you are super fun and I hope you will grow over time. :) Also Scouldier is the worst idea ever and I love it.
SCOUTS OF THE SKY
the flying scoot
aka skinny soldier
The part when meet the scout ost kicks in in every part where scout appears, its just silly funny LOL. nice video btw
I love how almost all these clips end with you dying lmao
Honestly same
4:55
rare footage of a Scouldier in its natural habitat getting annihilated by the unmatchable power of the Income
8:48 The Scouldier: chronicles of Potato
Using the pain train is so fucking funny and I never would’ve thought of it
0:18 That's the funniest "matching names" I've ever seen (of Pyro and Medic). And on 0:27 we see how Soldier proving he would resolve any geopolitical conflict
Now we need The Scougineer
That's just battle engie
Stock shotty is really good on engy. For some reason I always land my shots more as an engineer than other classes that have shotgun.
0:27 did anyone else notice that the pyro’s name is Ukraine and the medics name is Russia?
I find its vital to run the whip with this loadout so you can run fast like the scout
Outro music caught me extremely off guard
Fr
Changed my beloved
You’re the only one to notice
@@stackogibus9864 >:(
@@firestone181 :)
I’m not good at soldier but watching this makes me want to try him out again for this loadout :)
Same here. I love the shotgun
3:25 : *reloading as shooting at the same time* Genuine TF2 Moment
You could also use the panic attack for high meatshot damage
finally, a use for the pain train
This gives “how do you do fellow kids” energy
It's him, the Scouldier.
Have you tried pyro knight? Equip any flamethrower it doesn’t matter, your not using it.
Detonator (for mobility).
And back scratcher for those sweet sweet -244 hp random crits cause +25% damage bonus.
Launch yourself with the detonator, then rake their brains out with your rake.
Health packs are your best friend (extra healing), play this a bit like spy.
Ah yes, harvest. My favorite team deathmatch map
you can feel the fear in the gameplay
the scary spud
At this point just create a subclass for every merc thats just scout
So you have fat scout and normal scout, now we have medium scout. Half fat scout, half normal scout
I can smell the rage of this guy getting destroyed by potato and not being able to switch classes due to his video. Sorry for the torture man
dude getting the luckiest bullet spreads in history
Average soldier using a shotgun in a irl war:
the medium-size scout
That one scout who dommed u was a scaredy cat just how the spy said "Here lies scout he ran fast and as a virgin" or "weren't you good at dodging?"
-A wise Spy
"Middle aged scout"
HELPFUL TAUNTING MEDIC/ and or SCOUT
The Escape Plan works as part of the Scouldier loadout as well
scout and his iconic super jump
People always think stock is the closest to a different class weapon, if you wanna play Scengineer, use the Jag, less damage and faster firing speed like the bat. But overall *the Panic Attack* is probably closest to the scattergun, more bullets per shot and damage closer to a scattergun.
0:18
get smited by RNG god
ukraine + russia
One of scout's many long lost brothers.
Equip the whip and you can zoom around faster. Budget scout.
shotgun trolldier is a thing i love to do from time to time
it's fun to pull out the rocket jumper + reserve shooter on maps like harvest when there's a lot of trolldiers on the server, it's really funny when you actually manage to hit the nonsense air-to-air meatshot crit at high speed 😂 just pretend you're playing street fighter and anti-air them. trolling trolldiers is classic, i like when they get mad that they got one-shot out of nowhere and don't see the irony in that
7mins in i realize he always has the pain train equiped
The Freaking Soldiers a Scout!
WE ARE IN A WORLD OF MAGIC!!!
Fat Scout: Heavy with a shotgun only loadout
Chubby Scout: Engineer with a shotgun only loadout
Buff Scout: Soldier with a shotgun only loadout
Bro jumpscared me with the music at the end😭😭😭
Scout if he never left the closet fr fr
I definitely would've reccomended the panic attack for this
0:17 that pyromedic are the most based duo of the age we live in
If valve still updated tf2 it would be really funny an "all scout" update where every class got a shotgun and ways of cosplaying as the scout
why does this actually seem fun ...
1:09 You got me with the sped up huh. Funi vid man
You should call yourself unhelpful spy and top frag a game with him
The war variant scout gameplay.
Turns out my favourite loadout is now called Scouldier now
I know im late to say this but congrats with 3MILLION REAL SUBSCRIBERS HOLY SHIT
Hell yessssss
@@thatgreenspyguyyeahhhh BOIIIII
"I have a shotgun!" - ProductiveOrange
Unironically, how I did all the objectives for the shotgun related contract
Every time those bongos play it sends shivers down the wild scouldier’s spine
Mildly overweight scout
The Scouldier?
The Soldout
The fairly-average shaped scout who can also carry a rocket launcher and can fly anywhere but can’t run very fast
Swap the Pain Train for the Escape Plan. Now you get:
"The fairly-average shaped scout who can carry a rocket launcher and can fly anywhere but can't run very fast unless crippled."
alternate title: [TF2] The Incoming
Scouldier is valid.
holy shit a paintrain pilled soldier boy
liked
Rocket should be called “double jump”
the best words before he died : Incom- AAAH
Potato is your half brother who doesn’t like his fathers bastard around
Enscoutification for..
Soldier: rocket jumper, shotgun, pain train (as seen in the video)
Pyro: dragon’s fury, panic attack, powerjack
Heavy: tomislav, Family business/panic attack, G.R.U.
Engineer: Panic attack, pistol, Jag
Scout is already scout, demoman has no hitscan weapons, and I couldn’t figure out anything for any of the support classes.
Really nice video! Jokes are funny, montage is great, and your music choice is great too! Thanks for scoulder experience
0:38 You out Scouted the Scout
The buff flying scout.
The Meet the Scout theme playing whenever Potato was in frame had no right being that funny oh my god
Should've named your rocket jumper as "double jump"
My favorite subclass
Bro inverted new subclass
The little chat edit at 8:16 is golden.
Umm actually its called Medium Scout