Mard Vs. Boi | Standup Comedy by Sejal Bhat
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- čas přidán 30. 07. 2022
- Hi, long time no see. Putting new standup me. Nobody the trailer seen.
Some 3k people did but I now spoilt be. 3k feel like 3. More grateful I should be. Painful this sentence structure is.
Today is July 31st (in Europe at least) and as promised my standup is here. The material is about 3 years old but for two years in between I couldn't record anything because of the great shopping sale of 2020-2021, so here it is now. I hope you enjoy it, I worked medium hard on it for a long time. Love you v v much.
CREDITS
Post Production: Myoho Films
Edit: Karan Kundnani
Grade: Karan Asnani
Sound mix and master: Sreejith Menon
Music: Efflux of Time by Aditi Ramesh
Venue: The Habitat (shot by the team at The Habitat too)
Host on the day of recording: Sumaira Shaikh - Komedie
Mard sounds like BATMAN
Boi sounds like NOBITA
That was lit…
Ty for saving my time 🙏
This girl is funny
She should try comedy
I don't think so
🤣🤣kyu le rha h bhaii
@@devsinha3520 le rha nahi le bhi li
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh savage!!
Aditya Rathore.. spot on
The only thing that is missing in this video is humour
Humor is definitely missing but in u not in video
@@nightflame9895 I believe you 👍
bro couldn't agree more. I laughed at this comment for 1 minute straight, way more funny than the video. So true XD
0:16 the fact that she judged a person just on his ability to speak English is ridiculous
She should quit comedy and be a kindergarten english teacher.
@@kshitijrajgautam7082 now you know why she's single
I can't stop laughing..
🤣
Cause I never started
Lmao
Lol bch
Her voice when imitating the "mard" part is hilarious 😂
Reh reh ke sunny paji..
😂
Nice to see you back.....Really liked your set first released on youtube.....Thank God we need out of box thinking
1st line "r" missing 👻
@@editorff4629 are bhai bhai bhai
Accha esse compitition tha
Just can't get over "Nothing will ever happOned " 😂😂 She's soo cool and funny
Aap yeh bhi btade ki hasna kaha tha kyuki mujhe pta nhi lag rha kaha hasna hai. I don't know I think my humour is broken
Humour is ded 🙏
When you realise comment section is the part which makes this video a comedy video 😂🤣🤣🤣💕
The girl with full of confidence, voice nd smile are awsome. Best wishes
Amazing 🤩... We as your big time fans were waiting for such a video from a long time... Keep it up 👍👍🌻
Sejal ji ye video itni acchi thi ki ish ke baad mai hasna bhool gya thanks 😊
The last call-back killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was weirdly wholesome watching you do comedy in hindi!
Thoroughly enjoyed this set.
Has has k pgl ho gya main itni hasi aayi.
The number of laughs I had during this set is the same number of views I would get if I performed the exact same set
From next video onwards, please add timestamps so we'll know when to laugh. ☕ ( *EDIT:* It's my opinion and it can differ from others. Why are y'all offended? I can say whatever I want. Humor is subjective and it's normal that if something's funny for you can be lame for others. )
Really thought you ate that up didn't ya?
U r so free so unemplyed so depressed that u watch a comedian whole 10mins dont laugh and want to watch next video also.
I just said what I felt like ! Idk Why you're offended.
@@Mahimabhardwaj911 because sometime these negativites can affect a person very badly. If dont like it u can ignore it. No need to criticize or at least write some improvement tips with kindness
@@unkown753 mind ur own business kid just do homework.....and yeah do some shit other than anonymous account 😂😂
The boy and mard observation is spot on
Really interesting set. Liked the fact that it didn't seem like a series of meticulously planned out jokes, but more of a collection of funny unfiltered ramblings (not in a bad way), but once you can bounce between them effortlessly with good pacing it'll coalesce into a much more coherent set. Your energy is great on stage the way you act out what you're saying. Hope to see more of you!
Genuine laughter coming after each chapter .....well done dude !
Hehe!
6:17 Second category is "Boyzzz" Her voice sounded so cute, I kept replaying it 😂
like Shinchan
Your content is so unique. You are amazing. Keep going. Much love. ❤️
Well this was an easy Try Not To Laugh challenge.
I think she saw my bumble profile 😂 I feel attacked 😂
I really hope either the audience paid ₹100-200 for this show or there were other good comedians there.
Data consultant at tcs ...palash is backed up by heymard ....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣u really have evolved as a comedian........i loved it
After a long time heard so many random contents compiled in one set...keep up💯
Whoever came back in the middle of the video i can feel for you.
Itni hasi aa gayi ek sath ki ab ro raha hoon.
I wish I had that kind of voice modulation and also really really funny
Ah! I loved the set. Have attended it in the past (Pre-Covid). Now, you have turned out to be a very good comedian compared pre-covid. Had genuine laughs. Looking forward to attending it again next time... 🙂
I appreciate her efforts but she couldn't able to make us laugh but maybe 1 day she will be 😆😆
seriously yaar i am waiting for one good joke so that i can laugh. i was thinking i am only one who is not getting anything she is saying and not laughing.
@@sunilyadav-el4sh nahi bhai ..
Tu akela nhi he ..
Pta nhi ye kya bolna chah rhi he ..
Single hu , tinder use krti hu sbko left swipe krti hu ..
Or raji khushi relationship me happoned bol diya isliye break up kr chuki hu ..
Then she goes with random shit ..
Tinder , cab wala , swiggy wala ..
Badhai ho aapke yaha mard peda hua he .. crunches kr rha he ..
Dhadi , south indian thali , Facewash , kya he ye ..
Hasna kaha p he
the 'Boi' voice should be a sound of a cartoon character.
In words of Comicstaan Judge , "I see a lot of untapped potential in you and at this stage(of life), I expect much more efforts from you. Any way loved the set, good job"
Thank you papa
@@sejalbhat9024 he's ryt though... most of those sitting there bought a ticket to laugh on anything, in ur case that's not even "something" or rather rubbish. Lot of room to improve.
@@sejalbhat9024 ye apke papa h... Sach me??
Ya chutiya kat rhi ho?
Tu kon hota hai be
@@sejalbhat9024 aise bol rha h jaise tumhe pocket money deta ho 😂
I can't stop laughing, cause i never started..
Us hai
Us bro , us🙂
😂😂
😂😂
Ohhhhh
Doctor: You will die in 10 mins. Is there anything you want to do??
Me: I wanna watch this video
Doctor: but why??
Me: Because it feels like eternity
Ultimate Bhai
Ye to Dho rahi hai pakad ke
🤣😂
Crazy funny and authentic. Keep it coming.
Aaaaahhhhhhh! Yasssss you’re back!! ♥️
hahahaha ....seriously ...mai crowd me hota na to alag se haste hue avaz ari hoti meri 😆😆😆 ...i really enjoyed yar
Data consultant at tcs 😂😂😂 so true
Her intellect is much better than jokes
Felt like I’m listening a speech
No joke found ⚠️
Love your work Sejal. Keep uploading more stuff❤️❤️
Since I listen you what happon I keep watching it back to back since last night, you are so funny please upload your more videos and All the very best
I was tough it's just normal conversation 😂😂😂
Decathlon is a religion in itself.! Nice jokes btw!
I love your style man 🥰
Last dialogue was amazing 😂👌
laughter be like muze ghar jana hai 😂
Wow! This was refreshing and unexpected from Sejal. The observation and the act out with that funny voice was dam funny. Awaiting more content. ❤️
What do they serve in CCD: Amway pyramid schemes 😂
Audience : hum to comedy ke lia aye the , yaha to full komedy ho raha !!
Fkkk man that decathlon thing hit me I'm a boy 🌚🌚🌚🤣
I haven't laughed in 4 days this is my 5th day
You need therepy then
@@fevitommy7960 don't need advice from anime profile picture 🤣🤣🤣
@@hiteshsharma5284 so I need god picture for you to take me seriously.....I guess btw this pic has nothing to do with anime
@@fevitommy7960 abe cartoon🤣 Abe anime Abe Japanese nickal na
@@fevitommy7960 as you said I need therapy, I'm not gonna use logic to argue
She is so good 😂
Sote sote kab video khtm ho gayi pata hi nahi chala ! You're hilarious.
Yaar...,. Ye kitni awesome hai.
Your mimikiry is so good 🔥🔥
She got a really good response time of think and acting
U forget the most common kind. The chhapris with dslr in one hand, sitting on the road leaning their backs on ktm, chamelion hair, low waist torn jeans, shades bigger than face kind.
This comedy is for very niche audience, good work sejal
Bhai aayi kisi ko hasi? bhai main khud 3 hafton se try karaha hun nahi arehi abi tak. kisi ko ayi to batana bhai zarur bohot mushkil samasya hogya h idr
Excellent observations, enjoyed a lot ... 🔥🔥🔥👍🏼
I’m in between the categories 😂😂😂
that lip smack after 'papa' tho! moving on, this is sooooo cool.. Btw haopponedned! ROTFL
The sports joke, "kabadi kabadi kabadi"🤣
Sejal Dude .. . Mard jaaat ki nikal k rakh di yaar .. . m a male and mere last 37 years aakhon k saamne mein flash ho gaye in every word you said .. . gosh you badly nailed it bro .. . can't wait to see your live stand up now .. . kudos to you .. . class apart 🤝🙏☮️🫶🥹👍👏
Stop simping bro
@@SummerHaze83 hmmmm .. . ok bro 😇
@@SummerHaze83 You punctured his identitity bro !!
I have the same comment - Be a man stop simping !
Shit! I was planning for sky diving.
My laughter be like: what happoned
Did no one else find Sejal just cute doing all those voiceovers!?😅
no
Well, she tried.
Laughter coming in 275 business days
her voice imitating BOI sounds like ninja hathori to me somehow😂
maza aya, thanks sejal
Honestly was expecting the typical stuff women comics talk about (sex, periods, bras and wahi sab). Was pleasantly surprised to find legit observations. Loved it. New subscriber 😁
Yes u are right she legit doesnt talk about sex 😂 as everyone else is doing ! your observations skills are lit 👍
Her voice really creates a vibe
What a humour !!!! Hats off .
This was a HILARIOUS set 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤👏👏👏👏👏
BOI ka awaaz ek dam mast tha....
Hii there!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣but not that boi type 'Quechua ka kachua '😅😅😂😂
Your voice is so good 😍 also u look better with wolf cut
kaha thi tum? as always awesome!!
Ghar par
This was so fun and interesting!
Forward slash and back slash 😂😂
more force to you!! Fresh perspectives.
Comedy may start from 9:06
You mean 0:06?
😂😂😂😂
When I finished this video... I realised their is so much silence....until then it was all blabbering 😂
I was waiting for the JIMMY BACHI at the end😃
Thoda aur effort didi pleaseee
Anyway overall enjoyed it
Ps: Also I think I've that boy wala energy in me but mei trekking ni krta :/
Just loved it👍🏻😂
I love when she changes her voice and talks in English
You know, I don't know how you came up with that detergent trickling down bit, but I actually (am not the mard type, but that beard bit still works for me) used to put some extra shampoo on my hair and let it trickle down and wash my beard.... and further down, and whatever.....
.... I don't do that anymore, cuz now I live in with my girlfriend and I find this extraordinary exhibition of bathroom products in our bathroom cabinet, so now I just experiment every time I wash...
***Apologies internet peeps for oversharing!!
Loved to know about experience
Please bring 1 hour komidi special so that i can sleep for longer duration.
A nerdy girl with a sense of humour , that's new ! 😉
I tried hard staying tuned until video ended up thinking kahi toh koi punch se hasi aaegi... anyways all the best
Love it 🤣🤣😂🤣
Nice Ted Talk❤️
Hasi kyon nahi aa raha yaar 🗿
My heart is aching while watching this
She's back 🫂🫂🫂
Wait she'll be back after a year again 🥲🙆♂️
Right bracket and left bracket wala pose 💯💯💯😂😂😂