That's a fucking scam link. No one click it, it'll send you to some shady site where you can pay men to do things for you. some weird monthly subscription fetish site, I reckon.
That last line was perfectly timed. Just when it's been long enough, and you think he'll just leave it at "be my guest" he adds that extra quip. Love it!
Love the little moments of realism in this, like two twenty-something adults vacuuming so infrequently that they don’t have to empty it in a whole year.
I laughed through this entire fucking thing. I especially liked that there were no Boogle results for "snakes" but 100 results for "snake". Ryan "I put the snake in an open trash bag, so it's long gone" Murphy, Neil "Be my guest, there's a fucking snake in it", and Kevin "Not appearing in this video" James all put in amazing performances. 10/10 will re-watch and rec
The last line made me crack up. I did a Google search for "How to stop a snake" and it said to avoid tall grass, so. In case anyone's wondering, there's your answer.
It's hard to explain just how much I like this video but if you imagine a dog that sees another dog and is all like "HOLY FUCK I LOVE DOGS BECAUSE I AM ALSO A DOG" then imagine that I'm the dog and this video is the other dog and you'll get some idea of how much I like this video.
...why is this comment the perfect way to explain how much i like most of neil's stuff he does? i have never been able to put it into words but you've hit the nail on the head. maybe im just a dog after all.
"When my Gramp-Gramp was executed, a lightning bolt actually broke through the window and hit his body," local tailor Millie Zacariah told the [Newspaper] Times.
I would have been great if after he said "theres a fucking snake in it" the camera just moved down and they all laughed. I would love to see behind the scenes or bloopers and mess ups from these amazing videos.
5:50 That was the *best* use of a Banjo-Tooie sound effect I've ever heard. Also, Blake "The Snake" Snake? Pff...More like Blake "The Fake Snake" Fake. I've never seen such rubbery acting.
One of my favorite cheesy tropes is definitely when the main character starts just googling weird stuff that's happening to them. Proper twilight vibes
Is this going to be the beginning of your Zodiac Cinematic Universe? If so, will we eventually reach the Greek Zodiac, or will we remain with the Chinese version?
so wait is the titular year of the snake the year that the snake couldnt do shit because it was stuck in a vacuum? seems like a pretty lousy year of the snake to me
I am not sure why I really thought you guys were going to use a Real Snake but I'm glad you didn't. Also I hope y'all are aware those weird shots of Neil are gonna be made fun of for a pretty looooooong time!
reggie and his gaslighting... i TOLD him to get therapy for that awful, awful habit... edit: also felt the need to mention kevin's cameo as a murderer in an electric chair
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But you weren't first :p
That's a fucking scam link. No one click it, it'll send you to some shady site where you can pay men to do things for you. some weird monthly subscription fetish site, I reckon.
I dare ya to click it.
Safe
gjob
probably the strongest final words i've ever seen in any media
There _is_ a fucking snake in it, Barnabus. There really is...
up there with mr basement
be. my. guest
**long smiling stare sequence**
there's a fucking snke in it
I love it
@@Blastkinsnke
"There is a fucking snake in it." Had me cracking the up so bad. xDD
*_snaemk_*
Bro same 😭
That last line was perfectly timed.
Just when it's been long enough, and you think he'll just leave it at "be my guest" he adds that extra quip. Love it!
“Dude snakes are venomous!”
“That’s and old wife’s tale.”
"No snakes were harmed during the PRE-PRODUCTION of this film."
Amazing.
Chazbc oh you hurt them all in post
Very clever.
there's a fucking snake in it.
genius, 9/10 special effects were too lifelike
Come on Neil, everyone knows snakes don't exist.
Contrary to popular belief, snakes exist in real life.
Hamilton Zarus
Buddy, have I got bad news for you.
But if you get rid of the s, then snake exists.
I'm not sure how to tell you this...buuuuttt...
neil doesnt even exist either!
Love the little moments of realism in this, like two twenty-something adults vacuuming so infrequently that they don’t have to empty it in a whole year.
Wasn’t he like 33 in this vid?
Thanks for watching! We're proud of this one.
I almost couldn't recognize you in the role of "snake"
I shot this one too!
you guys did a wonderful job!! holy moly!
I laughed through this entire fucking thing. I especially liked that there were no Boogle results for "snakes" but 100 results for "snake". Ryan "I put the snake in an open trash bag, so it's long gone" Murphy, Neil "Be my guest, there's a fucking snake in it", and Kevin "Not appearing in this video" James all put in amazing performances. 10/10 will re-watch and rec
The last line made me crack up. I did a Google search for "How to stop a snake" and it said to avoid tall grass, so. In case anyone's wondering, there's your answer.
Yay PUR watches this channel too!
Hey aren't you that femfolk what makes vidyas bout pointy clicky games?
There's is no stopping the snek, only avoiding it.
The lawn-mowing man would be great for this, i guess.
Thats because you used google, to get the correct information you have to use boogle
It's hard to explain just how much I like this video but if you imagine a dog that sees another dog and is all like "HOLY FUCK I LOVE DOGS BECAUSE I AM ALSO A DOG" then imagine that I'm the dog and this video is the other dog and you'll get some idea of how much I like this video.
So. Are you?
A snake?
...why is this comment the perfect way to explain how much i like most of neil's stuff he does? i have never been able to put it into words but you've hit the nail on the head. maybe im just a dog after all.
This comment actually is how I feel about Neils content, I just love it so much xD
Hits the delete key. Letter to the left of the cursor goes away. This gag shouldn't be as funny to me as it is.
That’s a hilarious detail! Thanks for pointing that out.
Isn't that how it works?
And now everyone with OCD is mad at you.
when
@@nojot0 Delete deletes the key to the right, backspace deletes the one to the left
The comedic timing of "be my guest reggie... Be. My. _guest..._
There's a fucking snake in it" is UNMATCHED
The last line made me spit my breakfast
this is my favorite Goosebumps episode
"there's a fucking snake in it"
that line's delivery was on point holy shit
We did a few takes. Then we returned to reshoot that line a week later.
No lie.
I like how the movie Anaconda is edited to look like a 50's B movie XD
This makes fun of 80's B horror films in an A+ way. I praise you Neil, Ryan, and Kevin.
Sammy Maxwell Thanks!
Kevin J. James Oh my god, it's THE Kevin James, director of renowned horror movie "The Creed"
"SEARCH GOOGLE FOR BOOGLE.COM"
Comedy gold right there.
I love how the puppet used for the snake's closeups is obviously different from the puppet used for faraway shots.
Anaconda playing like a 50's b movie got me man
Think we could convince them to do the whole movie? Because I want very much to watch 50's B movie Anaconda.
this genuinely feels like some shitty horror documentary that would be on history channel in the early 2000’s. you capture the essence perfectly.
Neil's videos always have the wackiest concept mixed with phenomenally high-quality videography.
This video's comedic timing is literally perfect in every possible way
The only thing in the world that could make me feel better right now is these mini movies
Whenever Neil uploads, it feels like a gift and it's not even Christmas yet. I'm not worthy.
Bustin makes me... feel fear
I AIN’T AFRAID OF NO BED
@@gretablackwell495 I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO SNAKE
BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN-
1:25
Is that a fucking SpongeBob sound effect
Oh man. This one was so delightful. I was delighted.
"When my Gramp-Gramp was executed, a lightning bolt actually broke through the window and hit his body," local tailor Millie Zacariah told the [Newspaper] Times.
It's permanently the early 90s in these videos
The real snake was the friendships we made along the way
I would have been great if after he said "theres a fucking snake in it" the camera just moved down and they all laughed. I would love to see behind the scenes or bloopers and mess ups from these amazing videos.
LowSupport Check out our Patreon- we have loads of behind the scenes videos for this one.
5:50 That was the *best* use of a Banjo-Tooie sound effect I've ever heard.
Also, Blake "The Snake" Snake? Pff...More like Blake "The Fake Snake" Fake. I've never seen such rubbery acting.
The final line was absolutely incredible.
"There's a fucking snake in it" Comedy gold.
I feel like that was one huge lead up to that last line. “There’s a fucking snake in it” absolutely amazing.
Be my guest, Reggie. Be. My. Guest.
There's a fucking snake in it.
The use of the name Barnabas is actually hilarious because that's what Neil was named in the dark timeline
what
How To Gaslight 101
But besides that, well done Neil and friends.
0:33 love that crucifix of Mr bean
I think it's Pee-wee Herman.
6:38 this is my favorite neil quote
100%
That full moon every night, tho.
The peewee doll cross is a nice touch
These truly are masterpieces of the modern age, based on masterpieces of the old modern age. Thank you so much. Keep the dream alive, Neil!
The last line in this film...makes it the best thing ever.
This is so stupid, I love it.
One of my favorite cheesy tropes is definitely when the main character starts just googling weird stuff that's happening to them. Proper twilight vibes
*presses delete button*
*Computer backspaces*
*Shiver uncontrollably*
I know it was intentional but it got me
This is like a re-enactment of a Goosebumps book.
Great video guys, always love seeing new uploads from this channel! :)
This remains one of my most favorite things of all time.
I wasn't ready for him to say "There's a fucking snake in it"
I AM DYING
The pause is just long enough you don't think he's gonna say anything and then he does it's perfect
That's the realest snake I've ever seen.
masterful usage of green lightbulbs
He did it, he came back as a snake.
My favourite thing is that this implies "snake movies" is a genre of old movies
THE GREATEST ENDING OF ALL TIME
BE MY GUEST, REGGIE.
BE
MY
GUEST.
there's a FUCKING SNAKE in it.
The last line “there’s a fucking snake” made me laugh so hard 🤣
Ur sense of humor is like your music: it doesn't make sense, but it's addictive so here I am
Is this going to be the beginning of your Zodiac Cinematic Universe? If so, will we eventually reach the Greek Zodiac, or will we remain with the Chinese version?
I can't wait for the year of the cock.
technically this year was the year of the cock.
yeah i know
Neil. You are wonderful.
This is my favourite G*V so far, it's flawless as far as I'm concerned and I love everything, thank you so much for all your hard work
oh and of course: prof-byona. tumblr. com/post/168259986976/well-see-whos-crazy
Byona This is awesome, as always!
Kevin J. James Thank you!
2:59 he puncch the snek
I love the retro feel. The tape, the computer, the peewee doll. The anaconda movie was perfection.
>uses VHSC camcorder
>comes back next morning with full size VHS tape
Verm He had an adapter!
there is no way that neil is a real person. his entire existence feels like a fever dream
Love that Dragonzord scream.
You're the reason I'm happy
so wait is the titular year of the snake the year that the snake couldnt do shit because it was stuck in a vacuum? seems like a pretty lousy year of the snake to me
"Search google for BOOGLE"
I laughed way to hard at that last sentence
Almost forgot to watch this today
zag on em 20serpentine
I love the idea of turning Anaconda into a 50's horror movie. It fits so well.
thanks for inspiring me to apply for a prestigious art/film school with this video Neil and friends!
okay but did you get in
This changed my life
I am not sure why I really thought you guys were going to use a Real Snake but I'm glad you didn't.
Also I hope y'all are aware those weird shots of Neil are gonna be made fun of for a pretty looooooong time!
The ending words in this vid are my fave ending words in ANY media!! You did good Neil.
The last line makes me love this video
I want more films to end with "there's a fucking snake in it"
This'll be the year of Niel Cicierega. I can feel it.
Okay but wHO THROWS A SNAKE IN THE TRASH??!
6:00 bustin makes me feel good
Please dub over the entirety of Anaconda, and release it for us to watch in all of it's god-awful glory.
My cousin has a pet snake. They’re adorable and docile. They also die when you drop them.
best puppets in the game
Snakes exist in real life, woah!
That notification noise when you searched snake is from Windows 2000
"Search Google for Boogle?"
It's always the 90s in neiland.
The puppet snake is really cool. Looking forward to hearing you guys discuss this one.
reggie and his gaslighting... i TOLD him to get therapy for that awful, awful habit...
edit: also felt the need to mention kevin's cameo as a murderer in an electric chair
This was GOLD. I absolutely loved my GuaranteedVideo! Such production quality!
SolarMoth And all done by the three of us!
Holy shit this is fantastic. Some of your best yet
Advertiser friendly until the fourth-to-last word. Love it.
His machinations lay undetected for years