Minecraft VIRUS: THE MOVIE

[@叵]

Raise your hand if you've been watching Joll and Conk for a long time ✋🏻

[@叵]

My parents said if I hit 95k they'd buy me a professional camera for recording, begging you guys please 💪🏻 (so close)

[@Calum-w1q]

✋

[@Tedd999]

✋️

[@Duck_that_edits]

@@叵 those who started watching when the mining vid came out
👇

[@EbenParau]

Since the first vid

[@grindingtopdontstop5834]

Joll: “Conk, you’re standing on the Virus! It’s going to affect you!” *waits a bit* “I guess nothing happened.”
Golem: “It attacks your brain. It can’t attack it if it’s not there.”
Conk: “Exactly, Joll.”

[@feliciaschaefer3902]

.lol

[@abramstanger-rq4jw]

Time stamp?

[@Debatable-Baguette]

rizz

[@cooliocoolster123]

@@abramstanger-rq4jwjust watch the fucking video my guy

[@Jmoney3rd452]

I have but havent subed😂

[@Cxurve]

Conk = “My rock best friend, he’s not the brightest”
Kibble = “My dog who is always getting us into trouble”
Golem = “He’s always in a bad mood”

[@EthanKo-tb9xe]

True

[@randomviever]

'This is the physical embodiment of the code, Python'
'I thought it was written in Java?'
'It works better for the story'

[@Lumberjack_king]

I mean Java is another word for coffee they drink a lot of coffee

[@marjoriep9152]

No way that’s crazy 8:36 8:36

[@redstocat5455]

WE ARE THE SAME

[@Eald_Englisc_beon_micel]

Bedrock was written in c++ although, neither of them are python.

[@Account1.0-rf6vx]

45:08

[@8-BitRules]

Joll:
**wakes up**
Vill:
“The world is ending, go fix it dumbo.”

[@qwildqq]

8bit is mid

[@Netherite-pik]

@@qwildqq no you are wrong

[@jaredgaming5049]

Vill: Its YOUR problem dumbass go fix it we're background characters

[@BlackWhiteAndGoldEagle]

​@@qwildqqWhile 8bit migjt be slow, his damage output is insane, the range can make him win lanes easily and add damage up to 50% to his teammates

[@NotAPolarBearXD]

@@BlackWhiteAndGoldEagle who's 8 bit

[@afkreg]

WAKE UP CONK THE ROCK IS BACK

[@TaiIsGames]

In town

[@MarcRblx]

⏰️

[@iwillwinsos_Gaming_YT]

I love your vids big fannn

[@BrandonLayos-fs6jw]

Wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up..

[@iceisnice219]

My name is conk I'm not a rock

[@ZariMari8312]

I think I have a storyline ⇩
Okay so, Joll was clearly alone, and as a baby he got kidnapped and put in the mining civilization.
Conk was abandoned when he was younger because he was " stupid " but I think he knows more than he lets on.
Joll and Conk being parentless now, meet in mining civilization and become friends after saving the civilizations.
Then they meet Kibble, who I'm guessing has no family or at least that we know of yet, he was simply a dog and unimportant until the second video he was in.
When Golem showed up in the lava Civilization, I have a theory that his daughter was killed by players for Iron and he wasn't there to help her so he feels guilty and has the need to be with her again.
The Netherite guy don't matter much.. anymore. ( I think )
The villager shows up everywhere, though, which means that he might be part of a bigger story.
Now as for the items Joll and Conk are mostly associated with ( TNT, flint and steel, Steak. ), when they were given the items the first time, it instantly connected them to the items, Kibble and bread is just a normal thing tho..
That concludes this story 4 now, you might see me talking on future videos!
Thanks for reading!!

[@BreathPlayz]

Ye

[@Kaister12-fk3ww]

the netherite guy caused this he caused the RNG and the glitch in the code and most of it

[@ChickenJoe-tq6xd]

This aged awfully

[@zodiacxiii1542]

Kibble is the son of the parasite king and dirt civilization was the one that kidnapped joll

[@zodiacxiii1542]

And nope ur wrong im also wrong it wasnt fred who cracked the netherite guy it was golem so the netherite guy got revenge amd killed golems whole family watch the inf dungeon

[@SparkyinNYC]

Conk:
“How did the lava not destroy the virus?”
Well Conk, it’s a bit off a tactic the virus knew so called “Plot Armor”

[@MamaTrev]

11:30 Conk: "I would only drown if I laid down."
Golem: "But, why would you do that?"
2 secs later
Joll: "Conk? CONK?!"

[@mara17801]

❤

[@Bistper-dh3fp]

😂😂

[@josephineonearth]

as soon as I read your comment I got to that part like 5 secs later

[@LilHammer-mu2xj]

so true

[@user-sv8df8of8t]

Don't call conk Rock or else he will go conk ultra instinct 37:34

[@sandysehein2561]

Conk: “bye b*tch” got me cracking up

[@kosengvt6266]

Lol

[@Imadecenteditor]

For real that's like the first time conk is serious

[@Jerry_Rune]

time stamp?

[@Midnight_star123]

​@@Jerry_Rune 48:37

[@Memeska32]

@NoGamerind0 *Me

[@scorpi615]

Joll: Golem, will you fit?
Golem: Yes, but let’s cut to the next sevens just in case.

[@Ahmad-ug5bu]

Lets cut between here and the next trap

[@revsofficial09]

Conk: “I’m special”
Golem: “I know”
💀

[@Superstar-0117]

"That's Conk, he isn't the brightest but he is my rock best friend" is my favourite part of every movie

[@PureVessel-hollewknight]

Yep

[@EverythingGamingYT-ds6rz]

Yes tbh

[@galaxyguy591]

yep

[@AshleyYoung2]

Lmao. Mine too

[@silasoerther3768]

HAHAHHA

[@Clawed_Beauty_Fan]

I like how nobody is talking about the facts that Joll canonically has water powers

[@BrunoTheTuber_YT]

Yeah why doesn't he just use 'em?

[@Clawed_Beauty_Fan]

@@BrunoTheTuber_YT like they said, he didn't even know he had them, never mind use them properly

[@Xx_doodler_xX]

​@@Clawed_Beauty_Fan no he said that the virus lies about anything to make them stay in a trance.

[@BrunoTheTuber_YT]

@@Xx_doodler_xX imagine if it was true

[@BlubBeats]

They made everything less green so they could greenscreen the virus

[@Je-anRutao]

16:21
Conk: Lets burn the water
Joel: Conk that's not gonna work
Sans: yes it is

[@Areusus694]

lol

[@Areusus694]

Wit nvm I don’t understand but I’m who sans is

[@Thekindagoodgamertelevisionpho]

One word,​@@Areusus694,Undertale.

[@user-tz2zn1bw1m]

"We’re coming! And we’re saying it out loud for storyline reasons!”

[@Willmilfred-mh1du]

Do you remember? That's from Minecraft RNG😂😂😂

[@urfather1505]

Buddy we can hear

[@mmcherry2011]

Never gets old

[@user-tm1gr1mv6e]

right

[@user-tm1gr1mv6e]

​@@Willmilfred-mh1duyou also watch Minecraft RNG😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@grindingtopdontstop5834]

Bee: “It’s not all black and yellow. It won’t be that easy.”
Joll: “Don’t you mean black and white?”
Bee: “Don’t be racist*

[@NotFireLeaf]

"don't be racist i am a bee" *a parody of don't be racist i am a skeleton"

[@Fluszi]

wasnt it golem?

[@jakefournier3860]

@@Fluszi mikomiko😮niko Biko

[@grindingtopdontstop5834]

@@NotFireLeaf, the original was actually “Don’t be racist, I am a building”

[@grindingtopdontstop5834]

@@Fluszi, 2 things are serve as proof that it’s the bee:
1. The bee didn’t know how to destroy the virus
2. It was showing the bee while the scene was playing

[@axisfrr.]

“I have a better family now, bye bi-“ BEST PART LMAOO

[@Alexthegamer222]

What time was it ?

[@Axolotigamez]

@@Alexthegamer222 48:28 in a lil more time

[@Alexthegamer222]

@@Axolotigamez ty man

[@Zank_.u]

20:38
Golem: this is sticky, it's getting all over my feet
Conk: I can lick it off
Golem: I don't think you know what you just said
😂😂😂

[@tobydavidson231]

Been here since dirt civilization glad to see conk hitting puberty

[@shaniathomas-pz8gk]

Golom: "were killing every one"
Joll: "Am with golom"
Conk: "I guess am out numbered"

[@TintinGamez.]

whos golom

[@Immoral-fs1nr]

Golem is the crack guy he hasn’t been like that till this video hopefully Joll and conk see this

[@SurpriseCat-x9q]

Joll conk when did you have this much confidence golem to be fair. He always had this much confidence.😊

[@grindingtopdontstop5834]

Librarian: “It’s the psychical embodiment of the code. Python. It travels through the library. But it’s angry now.”
Joll: “I thought it was written in Java.”
Librarian: “Shut up, it works better for the story.”

[@yelpboi3658]

“Welcome to Beegypt”🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@DayUNight]

Let’s go Joll and conk upload again
I remember when Joll was at 30k subscribers and now he is over 200k

[@Mushy-s6l]

this CZcamsr is the reason I started being a Minecraft CZcamsr ❤

[@RoamOutForFree]

"But It's just a theory" the matpat reference 😭 , wait till conk finds out he retired

[@Ic3_M4ge]

WE CANT LET HIM KNOW

[@Thegamingcharjabug]

When is that?

[@mariyahpowe8636]

He won't his brain is too small to know

[@The_rock_man]

@@Thegamingcharjabug9:54:23

[@redstocat5455]

​​@@The_rock_man trank you for it ! It's perfectly working !
[ ,'

[@Glisener8091]

48:35 conk:I have a better family now BYE BIT-*beep* i just love that lol

[@GrTggVr]

Same😭

[@Vinlandzh]

Seam😂

[@eddieJimenez-wr4qe]

I mean, that was your savage

[@TheBlackChaos]

Idea: Make a channel Conk And Joll its the same adventure but Conk will think and talk

[@elitetay]

W idea

[@ECH0_1S_4L1V3]

AWWW RIGHT AT THE END WHEN GOLOM SAID THAT CONK WAS THEIR KID WAS ACTULLY SO SWEET 😭😭😭🙏🙏 48:25(Also buzz is mabey a new member?😮 thats just a theory A GAME THEORY-)

[@DinoGuy187]

Shes literally dead

[@ECH0_1S_4L1V3]

umm
..did you even watch the end.. she came back to life. That just shows u didnt watch the whole thing mate 💀​@@DinoGuy187 51:00

[@gabrielcodreanu6741]

You predicted the future of 2 weeks

[@TylerRoque15]

@@DinoGuy187bros regretting those words

[@DinoGuy187]

@@TylerRoque15 i fucking am lol echo is good at predictong stuff

[@qwildqq]

"Python?, I thought it was in java?" "shut up, this works better for the story"

[@derrikwalker7548]

Where

[@wumwum42]

​@@derrikwalker754845:08

[@user-vq7bc2my3b]

3:35

[@travhard7810]

@@user-vq7bc2my3bno it is 45:13

[@simonmoss4245]

It's not 3 minutes 35 seconds it's in the 45 of minutes

[@yzyyzy2325]

Conk: You think she was single?
Golem: That was a guy and it was Minecraft’s code.
Conk: Was that a yes or a no?
13:53

[@epicn1cks]

@@GrayGrayman just put the fries in the bag

[@epicn1cks]

@@GrayGrayman conk has like 2 braincells he prob thinks bisexual is a country

[@cynthiaprice3364]

What’s the point of this comment it’s just the exact same thing as the video because idc

[@susiehancock246]

Probably ye

[@guileserentas8745]

I've been waiting for another vid of you Joll and Conk keep it up🔥🔥🔥

[@libsh5684]

So the groundskeepers are just Animatronics + Scp-173

[@MohammedGh-pf7qb]

you know your dead when conk says “MY NAME IS NOT ROCK….ITS CONK11!1!!1!1!1!!!!1!11!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!!1!1!1

[@kaiabater3415]

literally need the next part rn. also so glad you didn’t really kill buzz

[@Legacybeta]

Thanks for reaching out before making your film, this was a really fun and interesting take on what this all means

[@JollMC]

Thanks 😎😎

[@clumsytav]

Yooooooo

[@VanNguyen-zh4tl]

Yoooooooo

[@Crashtvmc]

​@@JollMC T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T

[@Aoibh3]

@@JollMCWASSUP CONK

[@Bloodhound-wf9fx]

25:26 my guy casually broke the 4 wall I didn't even notice 😂😂

[@WotahDoriyo1]

Man the lore is crazyyy ❤

[@nothing_here.5]

Can we all agree that...Conk As a character is built like one of the best written people in fiction.
He's luck is perfectly stabilized
Despite not being the main character he's extremely relevant
Erc etc

[@Oliverdoesthings-]

Well he is like the 2nd main character

[@Garagefront]

Is luck is very unstable at times (rng movie)

[@Grass_head]

Also gibble he is smarter than all of them except golem

[@BewareTheBallPit]

50 seconds ago​@@Grass_head

[@KoffeeeKid]

Conk: "I'm special"
Golem: "I know"

[@Xcite-it6nc]

LETS GO ANOTHER SERIES W JOLL AND CONK

[@Kitsunemystica105]

I love how conk knows about puberty but not about how babies are made

[@Eths_YT]

Joll: "Golem can you get through?"
Golem: "Yeah, but let's cut between here and the next trap just in case I don't fit"

[@ZION_KING2]

Joll: "golem can you get thru?"
Golem: "yeah but let's cut between here and the next trap just in case I can't fit" 25:25 😂

[@Batoot-b]

20:51 Egypt ❎
Beegypt✅
Also the video was amazing ❤❤

[@furnaceheadgames9001]

Mal: now will destroy your world from the inside out
Conk: I love that movie
😂😂😂

[@randgamor]

"what if the virus reaches the ocean monument garden", "we have to sacrifice it, its worth saving the rest of them and our minecraft world", "no ocean monuments are so important", "yeah Ive never visited one" "me neither" "yeah, there useless"

[@8-BitRules]

“Conk its 1 block deep.”
“Thats good, so i will only drown if i lay down.”
**looks at golem**
“Yeah but why would you do that?”
**turns back to conk**
“Conk, CONK!?”

[@battuvshinbatukaa]

"let me help you"
"punches"
"Touch me one more time and you'll become cobblestone"

[@boredyoutubeuser]

This *movie was a rollercoaster of a ride, wonder what's next! Also the squad is coming together nicely! I feel like they could maybe use a more permanent villager friend though, but iron golem already fits the spot I guess; also conk likes inside out too! Wonder what queen bee (buzz) will do next.

[@Pranker123]

Golem says get on my shoulders. Flashback to the rng movie… 😂

[@thesupergamergod1781]

11:34 "conk? Conk!?!" Freeken broke me idk why

[@robotmario5464]

HIS NAME,IS, CONK

[@Pizzapizza5utyh5]

@@robotmario5464yeah its literally in the channels name

[@thesupergamergod1781]

@@robotmario5464 I fixed it, you happy?

[@robotmario5464]

@@thesupergamergod1781 yea

[@nightmarewastakenGX]

51:05Huh neat,buzz is back,and suprisingly has some good plot armor

[@stibiumowl]

The most funny thing is that only Plot armor is making you respawn and you haven't even any actual armor worn. To start hearing the different block type talk how they help distribute their kind throughout the world was a huge idea. Now we can just talk to an item that is hiding in the creative inventory as long the virus prevents him from distributing Sand into the right bioms. But good you had also an idea of how the virus atacks real people. Good thing you learned better talking in the Hive as you not said "just burn it" and risking the Keepers preventing you in fear of damage to their property, but now you've said imediatly after the burning sugestion that you know fire can't be used, so you are not suspicious. The twist of the Virus people try capture you and then oops why capture them to bring them through the wall when whole point of fight was to not let them through the wall. But Sad that Konk revealed the Buzz power, and why no one jumped to save her? But nice braking of 4th wall that 39:20 We are suposed to cover all the plot-holes. But why you not just attack 44:47 with your sword to get Konk free? And the Python finaly beeing also the other Python was good idea and the 2nd breaking of 4th wall. Thank God this 4th-wall-breaking-exists if the Lore would have no other chance to work logicaly. And nice that they told Conk hey're his new family now and gave him compfort. I gues in the extreme, friends are there for a substitute of family if your family hates you. Luckily, my family loves me like most familys, but still I'm happy that I can have both a loving family AND(!) friends.

[@grindingtopdontstop5834]

Conk: Kibble, I’m the real Conk, run!”
Virus Conk: “Don’t look at him. It’s me.”
Conk: “It’s me. What’s one thing only the real Conk would know?”
Virus Conk: “I know this one.”
Conk: “Uhhhh.”
Virus Conk: “You love bread.”
Conk: “I can’t remember.”
*Kibble breaks free*
*Later*
Joll: “Kibble, how did you know who the real Conk was?”
*Kibble barks”
Conk: “Kibble knows I can’t remember anything.”
Golem: “Nice job, Kibble. Finally a competent team member.”

[@Ismaelback-sw7cy]

21 sec

[@Ster-o2v]

i want to know, are you an advanced like beggar?

[@LamNguyen-xb8rf]

Wow its like we watched the same exact video 😲🤯🤯

[@Camfan18YT]

19:17
19:42

[@EdgyBreadlover-zo3zy]

@@LamNguyen-xb8rf wow its like you Are Very cool Woaahhhh 😃

[@twotousandtreetoyotatacoma3208]

17:05 Ocean Monuments be getting strays for no reason🤣

[@MisterElMister]

37:35 bro broke the fourth wall 💀

[@user-ic5kn8px7y]

The fourth wall BENN broken

[@alialshareef4430]

Let’s gooooooo Joll and Conk back with another banger babyyy

[@user-sr3yx9ks6k]

W

[@PureVessel-hollewknight]

Yes sir 🗣️🙏

[@TomagPlayss]

YOOOOOOO

[@SneakyManGamer2]

Yessir finally, the legends themselves uploaded

[@WarRobotMaxDude]

Fr

[@cecilameluzakanthaagpabato8362]

yess they make the best minecraft movies ever
respectfully

[@KAIDROX844]

Who loves all of their videos

[@Mugiwarapiece1]

I like how Nobody is talking about evbo being the voice actor of malware

[@DerpiestDerp-Derpo]

Conk:i will only drown if i lay down
Joll: why would u do that
Joll:Conk? CONK!
(Edit: i think the netherite guy is one of the corrupted people from the civilization. based on the red eye but thats just a prediction

[@Elemental_Earth]

A GAME PREDICTION

[@CATLOVER69428]

Isn't it a film?

[@DerpiestDerp-Derpo]

@@CATLOVER69428 it has lore

[@ryanscarberry9415]

@@DerpiestDerp-Derpolore

[@TotallyNotPlas]

@DerpiestDerp-Derpo Probably not. This theory may prove why. (SPOILERS AHEAD)
The cracked netherite guy in the RNG film is the same person who joll(?) and conk “tried to kill” him. So, he got revenge on the main tower of Minecraft RNG. When the battle finished, golem broke four glass blocks he was on which probably killed him (I doubt so). So, he got even more broken and was probably closer to breaking or rather, dying. So that red eye cracked netherite guy is probably that same guy.
The person I’m talking about is the guy on the side of the tree. (50:56, Red eye cracked netherite guy, the one DerpoYT stated/described as).

[@POTATOGREEN7]

Golem: I'll punch you
Virus: "okay bye!"
Me: dying

[@HyperPulse]

NEW JOLL AND CONK VID LETS GOOO

[@user-po5tw7im6p]

Conk: ahh I can’t swim
Joll: it’s one block high
Conk:good so I can only drown if I lay down
Golem: why would you do that
Conk lays down
Joll: conk CONK!

[@borischu684]

Joll and Conk is the best duo ever

[@Pranker123]

Conk nearly dies 100 times. He has a death wish 😂

[@PEASHOOTERRRRR]

Fr

[@PureVessel-hollewknight]

Fr

[@PEASHOOTERRRRR]

It's like bro wants to die but to Lucky to die

[@LamNguyen-xb8rf]

"This rock must have a death wish🎅🎅🎅🐈"

[@Superstar-0117]

I think he doesn't know what death is😂

[@user-sb8zo9xh7v]

16:20
Conk: lets burn the water :D
joll: Conk, that isn't going to work

[@user-uz7kd7ym3v]

Yes!! Joll and Conk are back with another banger❤

[@mangolevel3177]

The whole story is so unexpected like your regular seeing stories with characters not dying and the hero was winning but these stories are just weird and that's what's good about them whoever agrees with me like the comment

[@Creepalotl]

i love the use of the moog city map for the railway

[@sophieannelx]

i love your videos please never stop making them they’re so good omg

[@libsh5684]

Conk has Telepathy now bro he heard Gollie when only Golem could

[@stephenishulk]

Bro conk is a genius character lmao

[@DUDEBRUHMICE]

“I have a better family now, bye b****” I’m so dead

[@COOL_DUCK_]

The video is amazing!! I wonder how long took lol

[@MelroseERA]

There's so much worldbuilding and lore throughout this series. Along with engaging characters.

[@libsh5684]

I wonder if Mal got his hands on remains of Cory’s power

[@AsijkDniw]

"I'm special," says Conk. Golem: "I understand."

[@Willepille08]

Ok?

[@anasibn6453]

Bot

[@boydanny6]

48:36 dang that was just brutal

[@tvtrexrexbean2094]

"but i thought it was coded in java." "shut up it works better for the story" lol

[@ghost_ship_supreme]

11:28 ok that made me laugh
Wait… they made a python joke, but not a coffee (java) joke?

[@Abdalrahman_Majid911]

Babe wake up joll and conk uploaded a movie

[@supremeplayzroblox8722]

Les go new movie from the best Minecraft yt

[@Hame1002]

Joll and Conk the funniest and best Minecraft animators ever fr!

[@user-ic5kn8px7y]

Plot armor be workin real fine💀👍 39:12

[@stone19s]

you know its a good day when joll and conk upload

[@Grass_head]

WAKE UP BABY JOLL AND CONK POSTED 🔥🔥🔥

[@brunonkedzia9530]

32:41 golem:look tinder we are trying to save you

[@MikeusDGoat]

Let’s goooo! New joll and conk video! I love these vids and I’ve watched all of them keep it up!

[@BirGunAgacYedim777]

Lets go joll and conk upload 🔥

[@Royal_fox_onyt]

1:51 conk:its just a theory
My brain: A GAME THEORY

[@SatireJoke]

ANOTHER MOVIE?!?! GOOD JOB

[@Snowy_Void]

YESSSS A NEW MOVIE

[@Book_nerd3]

If Conk is still single then maybe you Joll could set me and Conk up on a date??

[@JadAbudaya]

No he is mine

[@Spacegtag]

Ayoooooooooo

[@Lucky_Guy_Does]

Nah. I'm more his kind. Look at my pfp.

[@ITZ_YuKi0980]

O-o o-O

[@LamNguyen-xb8rf]

Man is DESPERATE😭🙏

[@coultonwaye9876]

I'm so happy that's buzz is a new member of the group after all its about time we got another member

[@marthalease6966]

WHY DID BUZZ HAVE TO DIE THEY WERE ONLY A BABEE

[@Litterlyaidenbutspeed]

​@@marthalease6966Watch the end she still alive

[@Harraz007_chanel]

​@@marthalease6966yeahhhhhhh whyyyyyyy

[@maeenaqeel2561]

Nooooooooo

[@coultonwaye9876]

So glad buzz came back at the end of the movie

[@weisneus]

The amount of bee jokes is actually amazing

[@Roblox-And-Btd6-Creator]

11:23 golem misses a block

[@Jalexis1-2]

28:00 could be potentially setting up a future plot line

[@Ismaelback-sw7cy]

29 sec