Joe List: “I Hate Everybody on the Plane No Matter What They Do” - This Week at the Comedy Cellar
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- čas přidán 25. 02. 2020
- Joe List gives a lesson on how you should behave while flying and settles the debate over whether first class is worth it.
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“I live here but...Flew here..not sure why that’s getting a laugh” killed me hahahaha
Man says “I quit coke Coca Cola obviously I still do blow” had me dead
best joke, 🤣🤣🤣
It was obvious he was gonna say it but ya still funny lol
is that why he's so negative, he does blow
@@easytoslip negative is the last thing you are when you're on blow...allegedly 😳🥴
Fucking funny as hell
Joe list is one of the most underrated comedian. Love this dude.
100%
@Stranger inTheAlps
Love your name
for sure
This guy kinda looks like Mr Mackey from South Park
Rafael Quiles HE HAS NO LIPS!
M'Kay
Best opening line ever!
Someone: Yawns loudly
Joe: ITS A TRAP
I, too, hate everybody on the plane 😩
Lmao this is exactly how I feel about flying absolutely hate it.
i love flying. most of my flights are 12+ hours with 12 hour layovers in between (cheaper that way 😅) so especially when my batteries go dead, the only entertainment we have is the free alcohol on international flights, sleeping, and conversation. i've only once in my life sat next to someone who wasn't interested in talking. and i knew that within the first few minutes. but most of the time, drunken life stories are shared, jokes are told, laughing ensues, and lots of fun is had. and in the end, social media details are usually shared. during the downtime, i try to find the most obscure foreign movies in the playlist. like a nepalese romcom with english subtitles, for example. i never ever would have seen half the movies i saw on planes, if i had been living a life off of a plane. ones from japan and china and nepal and india and bangladesh. they're always so fun, and an interesting look into the ideal lives of people from other cultures.
i absolutely love flying. usually i fly between usa, south africa, and japan, but often make layover stops all over the usa, all over europe, in random islands off the coast of africa, taiwan, etc. so the food (vegetarian of course) is always extremely varied depending on the airline that specific leg of the journey is taken on, and different movies, and different types of people to meet. and whenever i get into the airport by myself, i feel this overwhelming sense of adventure that makes me feel so hopeful and excited.
i absolutely love flying
@@BothHands1 I get it...but...how do you really feel about flying?
ddebenedictis
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Joe LISTTTT, my man!!! The True Comedy King Of Queens!! This was killer
Glad I stumbled up on this guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:24 The guy on the right is every audience member at an open mic
The guy on stage?
joe list gives me larry david vibes
Let's Eat the voices and inflection are so similar
ya it's creative complaining
Yeah! He's no doubt a huge fan of Larry David.
Definitely has a similar voice to him
More like Constanza.
Very tight, funny set. Loved it. Keep killin em joe! 2022 is your year!!! 😄😉
Fabulous set thanks!
he could've added to the sleeping on the airplane joke: and also, just hurl me through the air at 500mph.
Was thinking the exact same thing lol
Solid set!
He is good hope he gets a special
Cant wait to see the full hour !
Channeling Larry David there in the second half....uncanny
Cant wait for the special! Funniest guy ive seen in so long
Why don't I see full specials with Joe.... he kills it.
Love the List!
So good! Joe is the best
Yes!
This guy is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Good set 😂😂
this was hilarious. love you, sloppy joe. keep up the good yucks. #tuesdayswithstories
Saw Joe open for Louis CK in Denver a couple of days ago and he was hilarious, good to see more of his sets online
Ooooh, how was Louis tho?
Jason Blahnik extremely offensive & hilarious I loved it! If you’ve never seen him live I’d recommend it
@@FloydBagsby I've been iffy on his last 2 specials. But since the jerk off incident I'm curious about what he has to say.
wow this dude is hilarious. first time hearing of him
Dude was Hilarious
This was actually pretty darn good!
Hes not too bad, only heard of him because redbar was slagging him about airplanes...
@@justinlflynn lol, do you actually have the same name as me? 😆
TEARS!!!🤣😁🤣
Joe list!!! Tuesgay!! Hilarious
lol... he seemed pretty nervous at first... was kind of expecting that to not end well... but it did 😊
Hilarious
This guy is hilarious.
I can’t sleep because I got Passenger 57 next me.
I can't fucking breathe 😂😂😂
I met this guy in the bathroom. Cool guy
It’s one of the best places to meet guys
“Best thing on the plane is the bathroom.” -“Cruisin’” Joe List
Lmao this dude funny af I mind my own business
10/10
I like him as much as he would probably dislike me. I like the engaging the crowd. The ego is always attackable my fellow comedians
yourdeadgrandpa1 sup “my fellow comedians” Christ stfu
Sad Keyboard lmaoo
Tumbleweeds - I mistook planes for plains, like the Great Plains
Joe List adores the State of Kentucky. Therefore, I adore Joseph List.
He’s funny
Joe you're a nasty bastard. LOVE IT!
God Damn. 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤓🤓🤓FuKCn hilarious
Nick Mullens bit is better then his career
Cruisin joe
Joe is hilarious 😂
We love you baby ❤❤❤❤❤ thank you for everything dear
very off topic but his voice sounds vaguely like the lead singer of the mountain goats. he could prolly do a mean john darnielle impression
Who?
cripTiik chief I mean, google exists.
i'm HUNgrYyY!!
He sounds like Foamy the squirrel at some points. 😁
A lil sleepy time Pepsi
Ooh
fucking. magical.
Really like this comic. He sounds a bit like if Mitch Edberg had beaten depression
This Is So Good!!🇺🇸🇻🇮🇬🇧🇮🇪🇳🇿🇦🇺
i love talking to people on planes, and also in the terminals during my 12 hour layovers. am i the weirdo? most of my conversations have been long, pleasant, and ended up with the exchange of social media.
if on the (very rare) occasion, someone gives short answers and seems visibly uninterested in passing the time with conversation, i'll gladly mind my own business. but i find that's pretty rare..
Yes people hate that. They are just being nice because you are a woman. Unless your drinking together
Then I guess I'm the exception cause I love being engaged by strangers on the plane. Last guy showed me his sister's anti-vax propaganda films. People going places are truly entertaining.
If someone asked you "what do you do", answer, "what do you want me to do, big boy"?
I swear i like to ignore ppl that want you to "bite the hook" when they're looking for attention😁
OhhmG😭😭😵😂
Being anti-social is the best. Farting in an elevator, crop dusting the buffet or airplane. Hitting all the buttons on the way out of an elevator. People suck and so do I.
I, Joe List, hate everyone on the plane.
I thought Coke gets the RUST off of cars haha, and that it turns silverware rusty if you leave them in a glass of coke overnight O_O sounds HEALTHY to ME! As for airplanes, yeah: unless you have an alarm clock, you might worry about MISSING your departure; WHY take a chance?! It's hard enough to sleep on planes, anyway. LUCKY ppl that can do it and not miss their flights :P
If the METAL is on cars it gets rid of rust, but if it's in the form of silverware, it creates it? That doesn't SOUND right to ME.
@@been3060 I can't remember but I guess it's the interaction of metals and chemicals, and I probably got the info from 2 different sources at diff time periods.
I also hate everyone on the plane... airport... coninent... yeah.
Have you heard of this dominic strauss khan guy?
CRUISIN
Who else yawned when he mimicked the yawning? 🥱🙋♂️
I Love the Comedy Cellar…. Best Comics pass through there….. but…. What’s with sharing the stage with a Guy behind a keyboard?
What is this about? It just seems like the worst stage setup for a Comic vying for you attention. I just imagine there’s some other comedy club that has the janitor … at Stage left from the comic who’s on stage. The Janitor is just standing there off in the faded Limelite that encompasses the Comic….. who’s the one working just trying to get a laugh? - Ken in Hawaii
Ooo
His side profile,, like his face goes in as you go from his forehead to his mouth. Now unlike men when pointing out unconventional things, this doesn’t men’s I’ve deemed them unattractive. Just interesting to see, like a cartoon character lmao
Airplane humor?... I think we had enough of that in the 90s.
He’s from the 90s!
Joe doesn't realize that people with normal shaped mouths actually make involuntary noises while yawning
Or that yawning stops your ears from popping and that's obviously why anyone would continuously yawn on a plane
Any farts
Airplanes, right?
First boi
Yawns catch you off guard sometimes. I feel like that people who say other people are doing something to be noticed are pretentious. Yea I'm not super tired, you're just so important that I thought I might put on a little show for you lol
Timothy Swindell it’s just a joke, man.
@@Stamprisk21 Lol I know but I have on more than one occasion experienced someone telling me I was doing something for attention. I guess it doesn't read well lol
Not as funny, but definitely has the delivery of Mitch Hedburg
This guy got bullied horrendously growing up and now just resents humanity.
Airplane jokes
Airplane jokes have been hack ever since Seinfeld. What is happening?
I know its comedy...its a bit, but these comedians who talk about everyyyyy little thing that bothers them...which is everything. Someone yawning too loud? Someone talking to you? Good lord. You need to evaluate your life if soo many things bother you.
Are you saying it bothers you?
@@cindyo6298 no it doesnt bother me. Its just not my kind of humor. A comedian who whines about someone breathing too loud.
STOP THE WEIGHT STIGMA!
Is this the airplane guy? This is ridiculous, I thought it was a joke to troll him, but he does talk solely about airplanes and only makes 20 year old jokes.
Airport jokes? Hack.
This is suppose to be funny???
Yes, it is. Hope this helps.
not. funny.
If u didn't laugh at this or smiled sheesh