"You’re amazing, a goddess, a gift from on high. You deserve the white dress and the happy ending. I’m just not the guy to give it to you" amazing words to end a relationship :))))))))))
nail it !!! perfect !!! absolutely love his speech !!! .... and her response "this man likes to fuc" women in tje as* and keep casual " .... is priceless !!!! :-))))))))
That's how it goes when you see it coming from a mile away. If he didn't intend to finish his drink after her freakout, he would have finished it before he cut her loose.
hahaha when she was saying that, she was thinking in her head, "I can only pretend to be the cool girlfriend so so long before the mask comes off, so I need to hook you into marriage before then....."
Happened to me about a week ago. I wasn`t that much of a boss as Hank is in this video, but i tried my best to not hurt her feelings and end it in a very friendly way, with Hank in my head handling my speech. Didn`t really matter, she got upset anyway, but didn`t burn my apartment. I`m happy about that.
Something I've learned after four decades on this planet friend. Men, we like the truth. Respect the truth. Place extreme value on the truth. Women however despise it with every fiber of their being. They hate hearing it, and God help you if you're the one distributing it to them.
@Tech Today To each their own, but I think that the show should've ended a lot sooner than it did. The last season was the worst season, and a horrible way to conclude the series.
Yeah I’m surprised they even got the green light for the last season.. was awful.. and 5 - 6 if I’m honest.. but we love Hank too much to not have watched
I was raised by a feminist, so I believe strongly in "Equal Rights, Equal Responsibility". This girl was just as responsible for taking it from behind as hank was for giving it to her. If she was doing so under the pretext that it was leading to a serious relationship, she should have laid that out before hand. Another case of playing the game to get a man to have feelings for you by giving yourself up sexually.....and losing
I like her. She's been on alot of my favorite shows. She's Raylan's baby mama on Justified, she was one of the chicks on Hung, now she's been on Californication. 3 of my favorite shows in recent years.
Hello, young men, Uncle John here, this is the best example of just how far a women will go IF she thinks she'll one day share your bank account. Once her plan goes down the crapper, she'll attack you for misleading her. Never mind the fact she was baiting you into believing she was only interested in being friends with benefits. Not sorry...........
I started the first season again yesterday, it takes a while to get used to these times without smartphones etc., but then it's time travel that's just beautiful.
*Another funny part was*: Carrie: „Feeling much better now. Found a way to resolve our issues...“ Charlie: „Who dat...? Hank: „My neighbor back in New York. My apartment's on fire.“
When you get a drink thrown in your face by a woman, that's a sign of achievement, because you have crushed her ego. And for those wondering, the song playing is Love Me Two Times by the Doors
+ HeadBangerAust that brought me here...haha...two days ago a woman did that to me in a restaurant...when she left I started playing the piano in the same restaurant...which happens to be her fathers...do I need to say more
Well, you can look at it this way: Californication is closing a perfect paradoxical loop, as it's later seasons are to the first ones what Crazy Little Thing Called Love is to Hank's novel God Hates Us all.
It's funny, so many people say women are more mature than men. In some ways sure, definitely not emotionally though. It's rare to find a woman who can control their emotions and act rationally
Nope, cuz then it appears as if you're looking for validation from others rather than following a course of action that you had total confidence in from the getgo.
Spoken like a true hero. I've been saying this since season 4, it's still fun to watch... but it's a different type of humour to what it use to be, I use to describe the show as not much happens but the dialog is pretty clever / funny. Since Season 5 it's been different.. which I think what was hinted at during the conversation between Hank and Becca at end of season 4
Very underrated part of this scene. Then writer-Hank immediately nerds out about speaking metaphorically before being brought down crashing to Earth. "NO, I gave up the butt for you!"
The Song "Love Me Two Times" is a perfect choice here, because we all know, or at least can assume, what form the the second time took, based on the conversation.
I think It´s quite funny to see Natalie Zea in a role and with a language like this because I immediately think of her as Winona in Justified - a rather uptied character
"You’re amazing, a goddess, a gift from on high. You deserve the white dress and the happy ending. I’m just not the guy to give it to you" amazing words to end a relationship :))))))))))
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nail it !!! perfect !!! absolutely love his speech !!! .... and her response "this man likes to fuc" women in tje as* and keep casual " .... is priceless !!!! :-))))))))
I said the same words
Actually these lines were rehearsed by Hank before breaking it off. Prior to this scene, Hank practices this in the washroom lmao
It aint me babe
she tries to humiliate him and he is silently saluted by every man in that place
I rarely smile, but it's hard for me not to smile after the Indian looking guy does at the end.
Classic show
Class
And suddenly also desired by every woman there.
Real niga wan tralba gota kno d out com ignroanc blis al d tops spin except one
somebody got butt hurt I see.
Lizi zhu - Lol!
She liked it more than she thought
That's not the point!
I see what you did there.
Literally perhaps lol
"oh, are we speaking metaphorically" :D:D:D:D:D:D LOL
At least a handful got the joke, I see. The rest is just watching for boobies, guessing from all the dumb comments.
He gave her the "it's not you, it's me" routine.
but george invented that routine..
Gotto love that routine Lol
@@marwennaceur530 George who?
@@niladrisekhardas9058 George Costanza Master of his domain
@@marwennaceur530 thanks I didn't know about this show now I do
Love the way he just takes another sip of his drink after she storms off....lol
That's how it goes when you see it coming from a mile away. If he didn't intend to finish his drink after her freakout, he would have finished it before he cut her loose.
it’s his nonchalant persona
What other option is there??
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The man who toasted him on the sly deserves an honorable mention :)
If you have not seen this whole series, I am jealous of you; To be able to watch it anew would be a great gift. Absolutely brilliantly done.
I wasn't ready, but I think I'm ready to watch the show now.
it went downhill pretty fast, last seasons are hard to watch
To hear your take on it, I’d rather keep the fantasy of an amazing show that I’ll never know. Some things are better seen when not shown.
Judging by her reaction, Hank clearly made the right choice.
They're all this crazy if pushed
She was emotionally attached
they all are like that.
Well, she did end up burning his apartment down and trying to kill him.
@@erica.5698 found the incel
I miss this show!, I think a re-watch is needed asap
+KD84Afc™
Men I feel the same. I've just watched all seasons and I miss it so much :(
i am doing it now..after years! time has come! finishing season 3 tonight!
You need to re-watch it drunk. That's what I'm doing.
Thats why im allways rewatching, its like a loop a never ending game, trip in the desert.
what is the name of the series
She talked about not being' that girl' to actually being 'that girl'
hahaha when she was saying that, she was thinking in her head, "I can only pretend to be the cool girlfriend so so long before the mask comes off, so I need to hook you into marriage before then....."
he forgot to say: modafackaaaa
We are all better off being Hank Moody
Happened to me about a week ago. I wasn`t that much of a boss as Hank is in this video, but i tried my best to not hurt her feelings and end it in a very friendly way, with Hank in my head handling my speech. Didn`t really matter, she got upset anyway, but didn`t burn my apartment. I`m happy about that.
I hope she didn't poison you as well
if farks, floats, or flies.. it's cheaper to rent it ... hopefully, you have insurance ..
"...but didn`t burn my apartment. I`m happy about that." OMG... too funny, man!
Women!🤪
Something I've learned after four decades on this planet friend. Men, we like the truth. Respect the truth. Place extreme value on the truth.
Women however despise it with every fiber of their being. They hate hearing it, and God help you if you're the one distributing it to them.
This girl does a great job of being crazy
....by my experience, all women are crazy .... each one.of.them ...
one of the very best shows of last decade
This subplot was actually one of the better, more intense things that happened during these weaker later seasons of the show.
@Tech Today To each their own, but I think that the show should've ended a lot sooner than it did. The last season was the worst season, and a horrible way to conclude the series.
Yeah I’m surprised they even got the green light for the last season.. was awful.. and 5 - 6 if I’m honest.. but we love Hank too much to not have watched
@@orangelip1yeah the show definitely went on longer than they thought it ever would. Super weird to give Hank an autistic son too.
a relationship isn't over until you've conquered the poop chute
Jay Lee Yeah because he used to be a guy.
He handled it like a boss. Women are truly. .. unpredictable so she just lost it. When a woman loses it like that all you can do is ride it out.
Mike B quit being a pussyboy white night. Bitches be crazy, and bitches ain't shit.
I would do the exact same thing she did to her and tell her to fuck off...
That was absolutely and entirely predictable. Maybe you need to know more than a dozen women.
Hell yeah nigga
@@AotO_DJ Nah no need to tell her to fuck off.
God, what a brilliant scene
I was raised by a feminist, so I believe strongly in "Equal Rights, Equal Responsibility". This girl was just as responsible for taking it from behind as hank was for giving it to her. If she was doing so under the pretext that it was leading to a serious relationship, she should have laid that out before hand. Another case of playing the game to get a man to have feelings for you by giving yourself up sexually.....and losing
Reddit?
Amen!!!
Very true another woman who doesn't want to take responsibility for her actions so she blames it on a man ,REAL CLASS ACT -FAIL
I truly believe feminism has nothing to do with giving up butt.
MrValueking "I was raised by a feminist" = "I am a weak feminized beta male with a spaghetti for a spine"
women can dish it!... but they can't take it!!
unless its in the ass..........hahah
loyal American sir!! You are whatever is the highest number in math is!!!
Yeah, the way women 'dish it' is they let you catch her with some other guy.
She did take it though.......
"Oh, are we speaking metaphorically?" hahahaha
I like her. She's been on alot of my favorite shows. She's Raylan's baby mama on Justified, she was one of the chicks on Hung, now she's been on Californication. 3 of my favorite shows in recent years.
Hank is a legend and my role model
Love me two times i'm gone away
It should have been Back Door Man.
Hello, young men, Uncle John here,
this is the best example of just how far a women will go IF she thinks she'll one day share your bank account. Once her plan goes down the crapper, she'll attack you for misleading her. Never mind the fact she was baiting you into believing she was only interested in being friends with benefits.
Not sorry...........
Hank's solution is to take *his* plan, up *her* crapper. =D
Women get very angry when you tell them they deserve someone better than yourself lol
Arab Dude that’s oxymoron lol
#FACTS
Hits their low self estime in the core
It’s because they developed a emotional attachment and it’s hard to get over especially if you been seeing each other for a long time.
IKR? I guess you should just tell them their hideous hose hounds and you don't want to be near their stinky cooch and they'd take it better.
Morrison + Duchovny real bosses
Realest comment ever
+Ced Ric Jim...of course
+XL James
Jim Morrison dude, the lizark king, leader of the doors
Absolutely brilliant!! :)
I started the first season again yesterday, it takes a while to get used to these times without smartphones etc., but then it's time travel that's just beautiful.
I just finished the series for the second time, always fucking hilarious!!!
Me to Hank. God bless the single man.
The moment she realizes he's breaking up with her (mind you, in a very clever and intelligent way) - PRICELESS...mothafukkka !
*Another funny part was*:
Carrie: „Feeling much better now. Found a way to resolve our issues...“
Charlie: „Who dat...?
Hank: „My neighbor back in New York. My apartment's on fire.“
When you get a drink thrown in your face by a woman, that's a sign of achievement, because you have crushed her ego. And for those wondering, the song playing is Love Me Two Times by the Doors
+ HeadBangerAust that brought me here...haha...two days ago a woman did that to me in a restaurant...when she left I started playing the piano in the same restaurant...which happens to be her fathers...do I need to say more
Bazinga!!! 😂
I long for the day a woman throws a drink in my face.
@monokhem tuco?
Great acting!! I felt the same tension watching that scene as I do when women put me in that dreaded “where is this going” conversation.
Amazing.
Worth it
This is all the entire show needed as a trailer.
love it..
Man, I don't think anyone has ever got the words to explain it any better than you...
Love this scene :D
This was the best opening for a show ever!
woman must realise that sex is good for both....and its not a bargaing asset
Never happen. I just saw in an 1800's dictionary vagina was defined as "A woman's commodity".
That was awesome
Like a boss? She tried to kill him in a murder suicide in the finale by spiking his drink. That was not a very effective resolution to a break up.
This is BS because after her setting his appartement on fire he wouldn't communicate to her and that whole thing would just fade away.
Best show of all time. The greatest! Hahaha
Plutonium grade pre-selection as an aftermath.
I've experienced this ;) Even now i can feel a beer on my head....
Well, you can look at it this way: Californication is closing a perfect paradoxical loop, as it's later seasons are to the first ones what Crazy Little Thing Called Love is to Hank's novel God Hates Us all.
Like a boss!
looks like he made the right call
Best show
great friends
Like a boss:)
It's funny, so many people say women are more mature than men. In some ways sure, definitely not emotionally though. It's rare to find a woman who can control their emotions and act rationally
Man of culture 😂😂
Like a boss...
My hero!
I would have stood up, and bowed to the audience. Good job Hank!
Nope, cuz then it appears as if you're looking for validation from others rather than following a course of action that you had total confidence in from the getgo.
Don't we all?
A red pill guy, nice work pal, well done
My hero
Hank is my hero.
Reminds me of my childhood
Hurts So Good
Like a boss.
Spoken like a true hero. I've been saying this since season 4, it's still fun to watch... but it's a different type of humour to what it use to be, I use to describe the show as not much happens but the dialog is pretty clever / funny. Since Season 5 it's been different.. which I think what was hinted at during the conversation between Hank and Becca at end of season 4
That was awesome!! Haha
I love the "Aw yeah" expression on Hank's face when she said she "gave up the butt"! Hah followed by the realization that it wasn't a compliment!
Very underrated part of this scene.
Then writer-Hank immediately nerds out about speaking metaphorically before being brought down crashing to Earth. "NO, I gave up the butt for you!"
I would have ordered a steak and sat there eating it with a glass of scotch until everyone that witnessed that had left.
solid point
Yesss Hank you da man
One of my role models
so many things on so many levels
0:18 i think he says all with that action Lolololol best tv show ever
sodmising...the BEST
And this is why I'm staying single....
I like it
The Song "Love Me Two Times" is a perfect choice here, because we all know, or at least can assume, what form the the second time took, based on the conversation.
I disagree. It should have been Back Door Man.
hahaha this cracks me up 1:17 its a cute ending though :)
hero
These embarrassing episodes are a part of monthly life for Hank, routine really.
This man’s a monster 😄
Infected Mushroom - Love Me 2 Times Remix
Hank moody Smooth as always 😂😂
Hank breaks up like a boss? Didn't this girl try and kill him cos she felt so rejected?
Yes, and killed herself in the process.
She didn't do that because of how he broke up with her though. She was just crazy af
I just pissed my pants laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
How can I find this rendition of the “love me two times” playing at the background? It sounds amazing.
Hank like a Boss
"I'm not mad." Lmao.
He is the man
BOSS
That's who I want to be when I grow up Hank Moody forget being a millionaire Hank Moody get all the women he wants
he the man
I am damaged broken you are goddess and deserve the white dress. 😂
I can't help but think "that's me", when I watch this. Kinda sad, but also kinda cool to be so Moody.
I think It´s quite funny to see Natalie Zea in a role and with a language like this because I immediately think of her as Winona in Justified - a rather uptied character
LOL. like a Boss
Thank you,next - hank moody