For every year that goes by, this gets more accurate. Crazy. Californication ranks among my top all-time shows right beside The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, and Dexter. It's consistently underrated.
I love all these shows and god knows ive seen every episode of Californication 50x. But its not even remotely close to the caliber of shows that these others are
And in the coming years, it will be even more relevant than it is now. People will get dumber and dumber and dumb idiots will be employed in jobs that they shouldn't be doing. Society will be ruled by dumb people.
It feels slightly crazy to see that a video was uploaded 13 friggin years ago. Makes me feel old that I remember CZcams... You know.... Not existing. And it doesn't feel that long ago.
That was insightful and pretty damn funny. And yes, wow, those were all slayer album titles. I wonder if Tom araya is gonna try and sue them the way Anthony kleidis did over the name Californication.
"...about that scene in "Beloved", where she squats and pees? How many takes did she do? Was she method?" So ridiculously funny. I love this show...thank God it's getting renewed for the summer!
My heart skipped a beat when I read "it's getting renewed for the summer"... then I saw that this comment was posted 14 years ago. Now I'm dead inside.
@@trevjaywill387 LOL sorry, can't give you a break. Bill Maher's monologues don't hold a candle to this guy's monologues. So no, this definitely _doesn't_ sound like a Bill Maher monologue. At all.
@@mkultra2456 haha they actually do resemble them. Being cynical and condescending about where society is and then acknowledging some sort of participation in said system is totally something that Maher would do. Just because you're a fanboy of the show and think the writing is so amazing doesn't mean there aren't similarities. Probably the biggest tip for me in why they're similar is because I find both of them corny, but still entertaining. If you can't acknowledge that there would be any similarities then I think you're just being close minded, especially the way that you respond with the italics haha. My hunch is that you like Hank Moody so much because you probably think you are (or at least want to be) like him. So me comparing him to Bill Maher probably is hurting your identity complex because it doesn't fit your narrative. Just my $.02 haha.
@@trevjaywill387 lol you're reaching, pal. I'm not a fan boy. "Identity complex?" LMAO what the hell are you talking about. Anyways, this monologue is way better than most of Bill Maher's monologues combined.
See? This video encapsulates what the show, Californication is all about. Not just sex, sex, sex which is nice I like sex but so much more. Anyway, thanks for the upload!
This speech was written at a time when smartphones didnt exist and everyone didnt have social media. If Hank Moody thought people were dumb back then, wonder what he would think of today.
Hank Moody: "Just the fact that people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English.” Interviewer: "Yet, you're a part of the problem. I mean you outhere blogging with the best of them." Hank Moody: "Hands, myself loading." Cheers:)
Chuck Norris Radio show host: What's your latest obsession?Hank Moody: Just the fact that people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English. Radio show host: Yet you're part of the problem, I mean you're out there blogging with the best of them.Hank Moody: Hence my self-loathing. 4 years too late to reply, but there you go!
@disintegratingeden Funny how you still think I'm pretty smart, since you quoted me. Yes, the only mistake I had is typing "I" with "i", and I think my message got across quite clearly,with no "pseudocommunicating" (as Hank says). Not capitalizing in a certain situation is not considered a grammar error, but most likely a spelling one, in which case yes, I sometimes don't type the "I" because I'm not used to it. You might or might not believe me, but I don't live in an English-speaking country.
I came here to read the comments to see if anyone caught the S L A Y E R references of this video. Apparently not so much or at least no one commented about it. lol
Dude, I've been a fan since the show dropped, OF COURSE I caught the Slayer reference! There's also tons of other ones as well. RIchard Bate's novel was called Crack The Sky (Mastodon), episodes like "In Utero" , "Zoso", "The Land Of Rape and Honey", etc.
@MachineintheSky It's cool that you watched this brilliant scene, commented on someone's improper grammar, and still refused to use proper grammar. I hope you were being ironic.
I really hate this generation we living in with the people who spamming lol lmfao lmao like braindead zombies on every post and video. ( God isn’t here💔)
If you hate it ( me too) try to be old school like Hank for example. You can't change how the masses behave, but you can control your behaviour at least
Now that I'm an adult, Hank is kinda insufferable... I mean he gets a pass because he's a womanizar fantasy protagonist, but if this was real life it would be impossible to get past his smugness
It was relevant then and it’s certainly relevant now. I miss Hank Moody.
Hence my self loathing
For every year that goes by, this gets more accurate. Crazy. Californication ranks among my top all-time shows right beside The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, and Dexter. It's consistently underrated.
Please add Mad Men to your fantastic list
those are my exact fav shows that you listed
I love all these shows and god knows ive seen every episode of Californication 50x. But its not even remotely close to the caliber of shows that these others are
Those are all my faves.
It would be higher on my list if the show ended with season 3, the quality went down a lot after that.
"Hence my self loathing . . ." Fukkkkking hilarious!!!
his books are Slayer album titles
JAKE COOK don’t know whether it was one of the writers who’s a huge fan or David Duchovny 😂
wow i just realized that
That’s what I thought
And Richard Bates books; Blood Mountain and Crack The Sky are Mastodon album titles
His book titles are clearly knock offs of bukowski titles
that's what you call good acting.
He's method
Duchovny is the real deal
hes not acting here.
14yo clip... and more epic, more relevant today than it was 14 years ago!
And in the coming years, it will be even more relevant than it is now. People will get dumber and dumber and dumb idiots will be employed in jobs that they shouldn't be doing. Society will be ruled by dumb people.
This is why Hank is one of my heroes
that line is the best about people
Hank moody for President !
Dude, Henry Rollins is everywhere.
I really like him as Spider in Johnny Mnemonic.
@@Freakazoid12345 I really like him as Spider Man in the multiverse.
@@mkultra2456 what?
@@Freakazoid12345 You heard me. I mean you read that right.
@@mkultra2456 😄
Lol just realized that's Henry Rollins
It feels slightly crazy to see that a video was uploaded 13 friggin years ago. Makes me feel old that I remember CZcams... You know.... Not existing. And it doesn't feel that long ago.
Californication is Entourage with a novelist. Pretty cool show.
Such a great wordsmith
Hank... my hero!
*I'm starting a blog in English according to the good old Oxford!*
I think about this scene a lot
That made me laugh out loud.
16 years ago, wow! I was 17 years old, when I find Hank, how fast time gone
This is something I completely agree with, show or reality. If I were there, I would kiss David in sheer appreciation.
no homo
Love you hank!
That was insightful and pretty damn funny. And yes, wow, those were all slayer album titles. I wonder if Tom araya is gonna try and sue them the way Anthony kleidis did over the name Californication.
what a legend
"Hence my self loathing"
"...about that scene in "Beloved", where she squats and pees? How many takes did she do? Was she method?"
So ridiculously funny. I love this show...thank God it's getting renewed for the summer!
My heart skipped a beat when I read "it's getting renewed for the summer"... then I saw that this comment was posted 14 years ago. Now I'm dead inside.
@@ricksteinborn2458 same here
Spot on.
from 1:15 to 1:32, I don't think he was acting. He was being honest and straightforward.
5 years have passed and I agree
6 years have passed and I disagree. its just amazing acting, making it seem real, but it probably isn't
Even more time has passed and I agree even more
a significant amount of time has now elapsed and i concur
So much time has passed that I do not know what we 're talking about
Brilliant!
this show was soo good. so sadly it got bad early from season 4 and on..
Season 4 was the death rattle. It should've ended there.
Season 4 was the best season?
the entire series was a cool ride
@@Whocareswins17 Elaborate.
I just realized this is my first time see this show in English lol
Such was the effect Hank had on the reporter that the legends say he became a neo nazi and had his life ended at the hands of a notorious biker gang
😂 only legends will get this comment
Really good!
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!
awesome to the max...
It's funny because this is exactly what Mulder would say lol
That's because every role David does is basically just him playing himself.
@@NRobertAlexander Even his first role as a cross dresser?
@@mkultra2456 Especially that one.
@@NRobertAlexander😂
Right on!!!
Funny that Guns N’ Roses ‘Chinese democracy came out few months later
What's Guns N' Roses? :-P
The radio host was in Sons of Anarchy
hence, my self-loathing
@MickeyMo1961 The one and only!!! He has also played some roles in other series, like Sons of Anarchy.
south of heaven and seasons in the abyss both are too
JAKE COOK slayer songs ?
OMG sooooo very true. Especially now 14 years later with it all just SO much worse. So very sad but so very true. 🤣🤣
This shows amazing top five for me and David duchovny is the goat
To think of what Hank would say about TikTok.
Plot (un) twist - that was real alcohol!
@MrBod0m it's cool that you watched this brilliant scene and still wrote "lol". i hope you were being ironic.
SLAYER!!!!! \m/
*REIGN IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!*
Ya! Henry Rollins xx Hank Moody lol thanks again Cherria 😂🎉❤😂🎉
D.G.
Meet Henry!
LMAOF
Anyone knows in which episode was this?
This definitely sounded like a Bill Maher monologue
Bill Maher _wishes_ his monologues were this good.
@@mkultra2456 Give me a break. This is a fictional character.
@@trevjaywill387 LOL sorry, can't give you a break. Bill Maher's monologues don't hold a candle to this guy's monologues. So no, this definitely _doesn't_ sound like a Bill Maher monologue. At all.
@@mkultra2456 haha they actually do resemble them. Being cynical and condescending about where society is and then acknowledging some sort of participation in said system is totally something that Maher would do. Just because you're a fanboy of the show and think the writing is so amazing doesn't mean there aren't similarities. Probably the biggest tip for me in why they're similar is because I find both of them corny, but still entertaining. If you can't acknowledge that there would be any similarities then I think you're just being close minded, especially the way that you respond with the italics haha. My hunch is that you like Hank Moody so much because you probably think you are (or at least want to be) like him. So me comparing him to Bill Maher probably is hurting your identity complex because it doesn't fit your narrative. Just my $.02 haha.
@@trevjaywill387 lol you're reaching, pal. I'm not a fan boy. "Identity complex?" LMAO what the hell are you talking about. Anyways, this monologue is way better than most of Bill Maher's monologues combined.
Henry
See? This video encapsulates what the show, Californication is all about. Not just sex, sex, sex which is nice I like sex but so much more. Anyway, thanks for the upload!
… hence, my self-loathing.
The next book Hank could write would be called Reign in Blood.
LMFAO
Dude... the guy says their titles at the beginning of this video.
This speech was written at a time when smartphones didnt exist and everyone didnt have social media.
If Hank Moody thought people were dumb back then, wonder what he would think of today.
heaheheHE he rox .. gotta say that :D
El O El
LOL
Hank Moody: "Just the fact that people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English.”
Interviewer: "Yet, you're a part of the problem. I mean you outhere blogging with the best of them."
Hank Moody: "Hands, myself loading." Cheers:)
Hence*
Loathing*
Jimmy you seriously gotta fix your comment.
Jimmy, wtf
@@danielesslinger9884 I think Jimmy's dead.
@MachineintheSky You're right, I don't believe you. And that wasn't your only mistake. I'll let you investigate and figure out the tougher ones.
Rollins.
Long before the age of fake news, social media, and Trump.
Whats wrong with Trump?
Answer his question, Bob.
@@mkultra2456 Statute of Limitations have lapsed
"'Lol' this, 'lmfao' that" Lol, Hank. Lmfao, Californication.
WHERE ARE THE "LYRICS" FOR THIS AMAZING TEXT?!
* i'm not english, i don't know if it's called Lyrics or not... *
Chuck Norris
Radio show host: What's your latest obsession?Hank Moody: Just the fact that people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English.
Radio show host: Yet you're part of the problem, I mean you're out there blogging with the best of them.Hank Moody: Hence my self-loathing.
4 years too late to reply, but there you go!
@@slayrisk thank you for this transcription, I love this scene
Word
Pulseira d couro.
who do you mean? hank rollins or henry moody??? ;-)
Lol
LoL
Is that Henry Rollins?
Yeah
Mini bar
...and drinking
... and smoking
Is... is that the guy from black flag?
@disintegratingeden Funny how you still think I'm pretty smart, since you quoted me. Yes, the only mistake I had is typing "I" with "i", and I think my message got across quite clearly,with no "pseudocommunicating" (as Hank says). Not capitalizing in a certain situation is not considered a grammar error, but most likely a spelling one, in which case yes, I sometimes don't type the "I" because I'm not used to it. You might or might not believe me, but I don't live in an English-speaking country.
pseudo-communicating
GOD
(G)LOBAL (O)VERHAUL (D)EVICE
So Hank Moody inspired Slayer or Slayer inspired Hank? Seriously, I’ve never seen a more self destructive character.
Please give me full interview link lol
MrDmitryDiamond its a scene from a show
Firstnamelastname r/whoooosh
lol, i literally lmfao at this part . xD
I came here to read the comments to see if anyone caught the S L A Y E R references of this video. Apparently not so much or at least no one commented about it. lol
Dude, I've been a fan since the show dropped, OF COURSE I caught the Slayer reference! There's also tons of other ones as well. RIchard Bate's novel was called Crack The Sky (Mastodon), episodes like "In Utero" , "Zoso", "The Land Of Rape and Honey", etc.
I still just can only see the nazi guy from Sons of Anarchy lol
He’s right god does hate everyone
What the host is saying:
"your blog for hell-a magazine is prompting a lot of underground watercooler talk?
watercooler?? is that right?
el8ninja8de8espaniol... was a joke... nevermind.
@MachineintheSky
It's cool that you watched this brilliant scene, commented on someone's improper grammar, and still refused to use proper grammar. I hope you were being ironic.
dislike the people who disliked the video.
wtf=why the face, etc...
lol :DD
I really hate this generation we living in with the people who spamming lol lmfao lmao like braindead zombies on every post and video. ( God isn’t here💔)
If you hate it ( me too) try to be old school like Hank for example. You can't change how the masses behave, but you can control your behaviour at least
Bukowski knockoff...
Hope his book was better than the what we got from Guns and Roses….. because man…. That album sucked lol.
Thanks for everything! Here’s something for you! czcams.com/video/W1D44v40LBM/video.html
el8ninja8de8espaniol... read this out loud:
HANK MOODY
HENRY ROLLINS
ok?
Now that I'm an adult, Hank is kinda insufferable...
I mean he gets a pass because he's a womanizar fantasy protagonist, but if this was real life it would be impossible to get past his smugness
when I was 13 I thought this was so cool...
now I think it's boomer cringe
I'm 27. The fact that you refer to it as "boomer cringe" indicates to me that you're certainly no older than 20.
boomer take