I really hope the bot gets a movie deal in the near Future Pasts. sources: / keatonpatti I DID NOT MAKE THESE. I DIDN'T WRITE THE BOT THAT WRITES THESE.
And btw okay, furries, now lemme talk and explain you something about your lurid fandom: you can't deny facts, but unfortunately you furries are used to it by saying "it's just an irrilevant percentage". i will be direct: as a research called the furry survey, made by some furries, says, 95.3% of male furries and 82/87% of furry females watch and love yiff. well... yiff is a first (but not so short) step to zoophilie. those furries who love yiff since virginity will automatically fell in love with yiff and prefer it to normal human porn, as shown by all the hundreds of furries i've met, which didn't follow any human or even anime account, and they followed hundreds of yiffers instead. do you know why, then, they do? that's because they are attracted to the non-human characteristics of it, like claws, tails, fur, cute puppy faces (which is always a lil step towards pedophilie). and they will then love quadrupedal yiff with anthropomorphic genitalia, and after that they will also start liking it with animal genitalia, they'll start imagining the feromones, the wild experience of sex with a non human creature. well, you'll probably be sexually attraced by pokemon, a massive part of you is. Well...they will directly go from a zoroark to an eeveelution to a vulpix, for example, and the passage will be much faster. and yiff is a step towards pedophilie as well, since yiff lovers are attracted to cute faces, and those litterally turn em on. and those yiff lovers will draw or search for cub porn, and there is so much online! Examples:riolu, or the poor, poor mascotte of world cup russia 2018, whose reputation was brutally mutilated by you furries. Take riolu... He's cute as fuck, that's why it turns on some pokephiles out there, who want to see this poor little being covered by their sperm. also even the words in the yiff shit count: they are all like : " master... make your lil bad doggo cum" or "good boy"... That's aberrant,isn't it? you furries' favorite site, e621, has also some actual zoophile videos and images in it.
"sometimes he's Bruce Wayne and sometimes he's Batman, but he's always an orphan". "Batman looks around for his parents, but they're still dead. This makes him have anger". Some of the funniest lines I've ever heard, and they have no fat, this bot doesn't need punchlines or set ups, this is a comedy routine. Scary.
“We all have gifts. Presents. Future pasts.” That is such a sophisticated line, I’m always so impressed with the humor that these bots can come up with
"Batman Looks Around For His Parents But They Are Still Dead" aww how sad :( Also, Your Telling Me Batman Spent The Last At Least 20 Some Odd Years In This Story In Total Denial Thinking His Parents Might Still Be Alive After He Saw Them Get Murdered?
@@ignaciosavi7739 I started wondering if it was real or not. If it's actually made by an AI, what AI does he use and how does he do it? Either way it's still really funny.
@@ignaciosavi7739 you have software programs that can generate scripts based on scripts that you feed into it. It's not just having an AI that just gets words fed into it, it's an entire program made to generate movie scripts. The AI just looks for patterns and tries to replicate it when making a new script
The raven is just the most relatable character. Also, holy shit, how the AI goes out of its way to be gender-inclusive and insists on calling them X-Men, X-Women and X-People.
Man.. Considering all the fucked up shit going on in the world, this is the perfect balance to it and provides some much needed laughter. Thank you for taking the time to produce this comedy gold! I hope you are doing well!
please make more! I would do more videos that are based on AI, maybe you could do, AI watches 1000 hours of youtube blogs or something. since both your videos are AI I would stick to that subject since it is unique
Equally as hilarious as the first one. I enjoy your narration! There's all kinds of things you could do with stuff like this, such as recipes or instructions for things. Looking forward to what you do in the future
Watching this in my bed but I literally have to sit up and pause this video so I can swallow saliva without choking with laughter. I'm laughing too much to swallow normally. Every line is hillariously unpredictable.
You should combine topics, that would give you unlimited possibilities. Like porn and pawn stars for example. I genuinely think you could make this a massive channel with persistence
Reminder:
I took the .jpegs from @KeatonPatti on Twitter.
I didn't do any machine learning or what have you to generate these.
Understandable, have a good day
"Hes sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan"
Ooof, the savagery
“Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead.” May be the best sentence written about a superhero ever.
The bot is SO savage.
"I never follow a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't."
If the riddler sent that to batman, it would be pretty genius as a riddle to which the answer is "the joker".
@@Dominian1 It's almost a Zen Koan.
i want this tattooed
Actually kind of a good quote.
it has the same energy as jack sparrow's line " the problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude towards the problem, do you follow?"
"You drink water, I drink anarchy" is such a great line
We are not the same
Only for the batman to snap back with an impeccable fact drop.
"I drink bats, just like a bat would."
"Yesterday I am girl. Not today. Today I am wall. Tomorrow? Girl."
One of my favorite lines. 😂
"The raven flies away since none of this involves mail."
@@AlbikerkyIsNotReal and it all comes back to the raven.
the rawness
“Alfred is his batler...”
“it is so cold it is Jon Snowing.”
why does the bot make better puns than any person i’ve ever met
X-plode
Because it's not a bot sadly
@scan__ The fact that it's an actual person makes me excited
jon snowing sounds like a morbin time joke
“Alfred, give birth to Robin”
Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman.
"Happy batday, Birthman."
It's a living.
Dumbledore said calmly
@@solcon8503 Batman opens the presents since he's a good guy.
tyrion lannister: half man, half nothing else
genius
Tiny cannister 💀💀💀💀
Cyclops removes his glasses. His eyes are holding guns.
Of course. His eyes kill people.
It's obvious, that his eyes have guns. I honestly like the changes for Cyclops
Actually, when he first said "my eyes hurt people", I imagined eyes with guns in bad CGI. And then, voila, I see the line saying the same.
"My eyes hurt people."
(takes of glasses to reveal eyes with guns)
The fucking sfm that my head created for that image is just fucking incredibly cursed that is my favourite one bro
Joker was completely in character, and the orphan jokes were great.
I actually thought that sounded like something the Joker would actually do!
And btw okay, furries, now lemme talk and explain you something about your lurid fandom:
you can't deny facts, but unfortunately you furries are used to it by saying "it's just an irrilevant percentage".
i will be direct: as a research called the furry survey, made by some furries, says, 95.3% of male furries and 82/87% of furry females watch and love yiff.
well... yiff is a first (but not so short) step to zoophilie.
those furries who love yiff since virginity will automatically fell in love with yiff and prefer it to normal human porn, as shown by all the hundreds of furries i've met, which didn't follow any human or even anime account, and they followed hundreds of yiffers instead. do you know why, then, they do? that's because they are attracted to the non-human characteristics of it, like claws, tails, fur, cute puppy faces (which is always a lil step towards pedophilie).
and they will then love quadrupedal yiff with anthropomorphic genitalia, and after that they will also start liking it with animal genitalia, they'll start imagining the feromones, the wild experience of sex with a non human creature.
well, you'll probably be sexually attraced by pokemon, a massive part of you is.
Well...they will directly go from a zoroark to an eeveelution to a vulpix, for example, and the passage will be much faster.
and yiff is a step towards pedophilie as well, since yiff lovers are attracted to cute faces, and those litterally turn em on.
and those yiff lovers will draw or search for cub porn, and there is so much online!
Examples:riolu, or the poor, poor mascotte of world cup russia 2018, whose reputation was brutally mutilated by you furries.
Take riolu... He's cute as fuck, that's why it turns on some pokephiles out there, who want to see this poor little being covered by their sperm.
also even the words in the yiff shit count:
they are all like : " master... make your lil bad doggo cum" or "good boy"...
That's aberrant,isn't it?
you furries' favorite site, e621, has also some actual zoophile videos and images in it.
"I read minds, you read nothing"
Can we acknowledge how powerful that burn was?
"Everybody wants the throne. There are no other chairs in this fantastic land" - brilliant!
Hundreds of people died jus because their A$$ wanted something comfortable
‘I know nothing but I have sisters’
That sounds like something Jon would actually say
"I have many long names so I deserve to lead on the sharp sword chair" is a really good summary of Daenerys's argument for why she should be queen.
Joker is an absolute savage in this
"Enough climate! We are not enemies." - Me just about every single day back when I had a job that was outdoors.
"Storm is friends with a cloud. Useful"
“Everybody wants the throne. There are no other chairs in this fantastic land.”
Best movie plot in a few decade
Honestly the coupon for new parents that is expired actually seems like the exact sort of stunt Joker would pull on Batman. 😂
"Half man, half nothing else"...
...you know, this is a surprisingly sick burn.
I seriously need more, like you actually NEED to upload more. I haven't cried this hard laughing in so long.
please
my humor. it needs this LMAO
1:36 " a coupon for new parents " 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And it's expired. It's a joker joke 🤣
"sometimes he's Bruce Wayne and sometimes he's Batman, but he's always an orphan". "Batman looks around for his parents, but they're still dead. This makes him have anger".
Some of the funniest lines I've ever heard, and they have no fat, this bot doesn't need punchlines or set ups, this is a comedy routine. Scary.
“We all have gifts. Presents. Future pasts.” That is such a sophisticated line, I’m always so impressed with the humor that these bots can come up with
That coupon joke was actually funny
0:13 Batman didn't even do anything yet and he already got roasted by the AI
The game of thrones one was surprising easy to follow/understand
"Batman Looks Around For His Parents But They Are Still Dead"
aww how sad :(
Also, Your Telling Me Batman Spent The Last At Least 20 Some Odd Years In This Story In Total Denial Thinking His Parents Might Still Be Alive After He Saw Them Get Murdered?
"Happy Batday, Birthman!" Easily my favourite line.
It is Jon snowing 😭
Tiny Canister 😭😭😭
“We are not normal, we are mutants. Normal to us are mutants. So we are normal.” My favourite quote ever
"his eyes are holding guns"
i need someone to animate this
We all have gifts. Presents. Future Pasts.
What are the chances that I discover the 2 year old first video a day after the sequel uploads randomly?
Same here lol
Hoping there will be a third one
smae
Same
CZcams algorithm... praise be...
2:30 that's no bot, that's the actual script of season 8
Pleeease make more this is sooo good LMAO I never laughed so hard in my life
No way this is real
@@ignaciosavi7739 I started wondering if it was real or not. If it's actually made by an AI, what AI does he use and how does he do it? Either way it's still really funny.
@@vitopos8153 true
@@ignaciosavi7739 you have software programs that can generate scripts based on scripts that you feed into it. It's not just having an AI that just gets words fed into it, it's an entire program made to generate movie scripts. The AI just looks for patterns and tries to replicate it when making a new script
@@plants_before_people5329 i know how machine learning works.
holy shit the x-men one was amazing
The raven is just the most relatable character.
Also, holy shit, how the AI goes out of its way to be gender-inclusive and insists on calling them X-Men, X-Women and X-People.
X-Peoples
they all x plode in the end
And the wall X-PLODED
BATMAN OPENS THE PRESENT SINCE HE'S A GOOD GUY, IT CONTAINS A COUPON FOR NEW PARENTS, BUT IT IS EXPIRED. LMAOOOOOOOO
NOBODY DO ANYTHING METAL!
Alfred lands HEADS UP which MEANS two-face goes HOME'
3:19 Aria in a wall costume
“Yes. We all have gifts. Presents. Future pasts.”
“The raven flies away because none of this involves mail.” I am literally convulsing with laughter right now
Professor X: Nobody do anything metal!
Wolverine does something metal.
this is so accurate🤣
Please make the bot watch kdramas, I wanna see just how many stepmothers and how much alcohol overconsumption it can fit in a scrip
The coupon trick is definitely something the joker would do
"A wall x-plodes."
The puns are incredible.
GIVE ME SOME GOTH HAM
i love this series so FCKING much
"The wall x-plodes" is extremely underrated
The plot twist of Arya faceless man-ing herself into The Wall absolutely floored me
"Winter sings a song, it is fire"
MORE PLEASE
Dude you only posted two videos and together they made me laugh more than I have in the last couple of years, you have to make more!
"Alfred, give birth to Robin" was a plot twist I was definitely not expected.
northern HBO
l'm dying
An expired coupon for new parents, wow poor batman just can't get a break lol
Dude, this literally saved my life. I mean LITERALLY. I now want to stay alive just to watch part 3 of this so PLEASE make that happen
Nice! Thanks for the sequel! You definitely enjoyed the x-men script, a part of what makes it so funny is the reaction you have to the material.
I wish my Power was Wheelchair.
I love this new continuity, the only reason people fight over the Iron Throne is because it's literally the only chair in Westeros
"I am not a ghost, but I own a Ghost." That line was actually pretty badass.
The expired coupon for new parents seems like something that would be in portal 2.
Two-Face really got screwed by RNG though.
"Batman opens the present since he's a good guy. It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired"
IM CHOKING
Man.. Considering all the fucked up shit going on in the world, this is the perfect balance to it and provides some much needed laughter. Thank you for taking the time to produce this comedy gold! I hope you are doing well!
"Nobody do something metal!"
Wolverine does something metal.
“It is TYRON LANNISTER, half man, half nothing else”-bot
i forced a bot to watch 1000 hours of i forced a bot to watch things
“Winter sings a song. It is fire.”
I died 😭😭
"Yesterday I am girl. Not today. Today I am wall. Tomorrow? Girl."
-Arya
please make more! I would do more videos that are based on AI, maybe you could do, AI watches 1000 hours of youtube blogs or something. since both your videos are AI I would stick to that subject since it is unique
Equally as hilarious as the first one. I enjoy your narration! There's all kinds of things you could do with stuff like this, such as recipes or instructions for things. Looking forward to what you do in the future
The AI has a tallent in roasting Beuce Wayne's dead parents
"X-Men are all friends again" 😀
Watching this in my bed but I literally have to sit up and pause this video so I can swallow saliva without choking with laughter. I'm laughing too much to swallow normally. Every line is hillariously unpredictable.
Xavier: Nobody do anything metal!
Wolverine: 🔥🤘🎸🤘🔥
The orphan jokes in this- 💀💀
"Storm is friends with a cloud"
Man if I never saw X men before in my life, I'd assume that was true 😆 😆 😆
"winter sings a song. it is fire"
The expired new parents coupon was on point amazing. 😆
MORE! MMOOORRE!!
Ah, yes, Sauna, the Queen in the North!
This is freaking great plz do another one 🤣🤣
The X-men are fighting and Mystique solves it with a towel of all things
The X-Men one is essentially the Doom Patrol
I read minds.
*You read nothing.*
The Game of Thrones one was outright hilarious!
Two-face and one-face I'm dying keep this going dude, subscribed
When the bot said tiny canister it killed me
This is fantastic
I need to find a whole channel dedicated to this kind of stuff xD
AAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS TOO GOOD
omg please make more of these
The winter sings a song. It is fire.
Holy shit this is only 3 Weeks old :D I love these Videos :D
You should combine topics, that would give you unlimited possibilities. Like porn and pawn stars for example. I genuinely think you could make this a massive channel with persistence
Holy poop ! You made my day, plz make some other videos like this, i want to cry from laughing again 🤣🤣
3:21 reject humanity, become wall
It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired. Joker is a f... savage :D
Such a half man, half nothing else.
The wall X-plodes... that was agood one