haikyuu texts - what's a bottom…
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- čas přidán 23. 06. 2020
- yes another one of these videos :) you guys really seemed to like my haikyuu texting video that i posted last time so i decided to make another. these are actually really fun to make so if you guys have any requests, feel free to let me know. my mouse is still garbage so i still plan to take a break from MMD. thanks for checking out the video and i hope you enjoy!
walking motions: not mine
models: YYB
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intro song: yake ochinai tsubasa- aoi tada (instrumental)
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cringe
wdym this is the best sht ive ever seen, my friends and i lit DIED last last year watching ur vids like for real imagine 14-15 year olds in a call screaming lmao
i mean sure maybe now u consider it cringy as we all do w our past naive actions BUT its kinda a good memory u know? like at the end it was a big part of us that helped us get through u know? Like i really cant see my 2020 bnha phase without wanting to kms cause it was cringe CRINGE but what can i do it was also funny and a nice way to spend the time during the pandemic haha
best wishes and happy new year omg we are alive for another year what a nightmare and a dream
@@user_celia thx for the support shawty bae ily
LMAO this is in my old playlist of "favorite videos" from a few years ago 🥹
i love you pls don’t die
tsukishima saying that both he and yamaguchi were switches sENT ME TF OUT
I want to like your comment but it is at 420 likes and I am not gonna ruin perfection.
And yes, Tsukishima saying that also sent me 👊🤧
Ok fr though 86 people ruined perfection and it upsets me 😞
SAMEEE
Omg same like I was dying😂😂
I'm usually the top though.
Everyone: * inaudible screaming *
Asahi: *T H E P O W E R O F C H R I S T C O M P E L S Y O U*
He’s the only one not screwing anyone (I think)
*J E S U S*
*comes along and brings some extra holy water*
GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE
GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE
GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE
The fact that he himself is jesus is hilarious to me
Noya: "What do you label yourselves as?"
Daichi: "Top"
Suga: "Top"
Daichi: "WHAT"
Suga: "WHAT?"
WHen I tell you I died laughing-
their both switches
😂
Me too fam
the “daichi’s the top and suga’s the bottom” part got me dying 💀
I don’t get it i got lost
I get some stuff but them the loose me nvm i think ik
Oh God please survive 😨💀
personally i think they r switches :>
What’s top and bottom???
"top and bottom is used in se-"
*"S A N D C A S T L E S"*
lol, when I asked the same question about what a top and bottom meant, that's very similar to how my friends answered me tbh lololol
😅😂
@@franzinesuela9659 I stan your pfp-
I like ✨s a n d c a s t l e s✨
*jsksbsnshdn how does this have 1.7k likes I cant rn tysm-*
abanskkskskjkj i was expecting hinata to be like- Y'ALL ARE PRACTICING RECEIVES WITHOUT ME ?!?!
Same 🤣🤣
THAT WOULD TAKE ME OUTSKSKDJRKH 💀💀💀
AHAHAH
TAHST KINDA TURE SBSJAKDf
Missed opportunity 😔
yamaguchi: NO I AM NOT
tsukki: yeah he’s not
I LITISLAND SCREAMED SO LOUD IM TELELIGN YOUNSIA
he really exposed him tho...
tsukishima: *ugh fine I'll just admit it
I SCREAMED I HOLLERED
you became siren head
IM CRYING WHEN THEY EXPOSED THEIRSLEVESJFURJD “we’re both switch’s”
WHEN KAGEYAMA SAID TO HINATA “DONT YOU WORRY YOUR LITTLE HEAD ABOUT IT” AND NOYA REPLIED WITH “which one?” I WHEEZED
xD
I’m still a lil bit confused abt that
I don’t want to explain 😂
Helen L. Nooo seriously please do 😂😂
@@wonkodonko4370 explanation...
a guy has 2 heads, a head above shoulders and one down there. its what u call a d**khead
“don’t worry your little head”
“Which one”
Don’t ruin his innocence 😭
litterally all my friends telling that to the boys at school to not ruin my innocence 😂
Unii Chanシ Ah so you ruined it yourself instead?
zax zenaida yep
i low key dont get this joke but i somehow still knew what a top, bottom, and switch is xd
@@frodty Me as well lol
Everyone: *Screaming at each other at chat talking about tops and bottoms*
Asahi: *JESUS MODE ON*
I feel like asashi unironically has "live laugh volleyball" around his house along with jesus everywhere
Yes, he does own mirrors
The fact that everyone is arguing and Kageyama is like “this is a disaster”
NO SHIT KaGRyamAA!-
Im crying- the way the translator said ISJENFPFLAP DISJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJ
W H E E Z E
AJSJBDSNSNZJAJ
HEKOFOFJDI
“Wait so is everyone fricking?”
*silence from everyone*
Except for asahi UnU
l_IZUKU MIDORIYA_l yes except for Jesus
Imagine practice after the conversation-
@@emi.555 why do we wanna imagine that ._.
no one:
asahi: WE'RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS HOOMBAAAYA
MY LOOOORD
Asahi is Jesus LMFAO 🤣
ApplesAndKetchup he’s his own child-
This reminds me of that one vine where the girl is saying "wE aRe aLL cHIldrEn oF gOd" and in the backround another girl is doing no-no snow "HOOMBAYAAAA MY LORDDDDD"
@@thatoneweirddudeinthecorner omg lmao Im dead
i’m cRYING i feel like this is an actual conversation they would have cjsbcjjsncidnc
ikr
Sugamama and Dadchi are tired of their children-
very much accurate
Reinba And Solaris Ennoshita too
Uncleshita's sick of this
Deadchi?
You are too right about that......
Nobody:
Not even Daichi or Suga:
Ashai: *Praying with holy water and a bible while everyone being exposed*
Like he’s just getting ready bc they are not going to practice there going to church and they will all be blessed
ASAHI LMAO
"no we're not doing it"
"JESUS IS GOOD
JESUS IS GOOD
JESUS IS GOOD
JESUS IS GOOD"
“Oh those terms are usually used in s-“
“SANDCASTLES-“
Your pfp lmao
I just got what it ment
...suga and daichi wants to keep hinata’s innocence😂😂😂And tsukki wants to ruin hinata’s innocence😂😂😂😂😂
Welp it’s now ruined-
it was bound to happen eventually 😔
Hinata reminds me of a grown up honey senpai
Izuku Todoroki omg I can see why hinata reminds you of honey senpai (they both precious cinnamon rolls)
Izuku Todoroki couldn’t have described it better than that HAHAHA
Its for the best
I love how throughout the whole situation asahi is just screaming to God and Jesus 😂😂😂
Hinata: im not a bottom
Kageyama: yes u are
Me: how do you know this
so they were doing it???? But hinata didn't know the slang??? WHAT??? (i mean Hinata being a bottom sounds too true)
No nevermind
Nobody:
Not even tanaka surprisingly:
Asahi: *god is good god is good god is good g-*
Akashi💀
Akashi?
AAAAKAAAASHIII
Ah yes Akashi 👁👄👁
U guys are assholes cause u know what I was trying to say 😂😂
Hinata: I’m not a bottom
Kage: yes you are
😳😳
iM nOt a bOtToM
@@dawnmansfield1240 yes yes you are almost the whole fandom says so
Anna lal;allala
🥺🥺🥺 I’m not. *sad noises *
Shōyō Hinata I’m sorry child but you is
@@errrsans1159
*more sad noises *
Teacher: okay today were gonna be learning about-
*SANDCASTLES*
Suga: I’m a top
Me: Baby, no you’re not :/
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are you guys not gonna talk about asahi being a preist rn.
😂😂
Well, he is a priest tbh xD
LOLLL I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS OH MAH GAWD 😂😂😂😂
Well...everyone needs a holy one in their gc..like me
I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂😂 xD
Everyone: *P A N I C*
Hinata: visible confusion
Asahi (why) : refreshments? *hands holy water*
I completely lost it after "Jesus is good" 😂😂😂💀💀💀 i'm dead call 911
no one:
not a single soul:
nishinoya: WHICH HEAD
😂😂😂😂😂
I liTERALLY CHOKED ON MY WATER WHEN TSUKKI SAID YAMAGUCHI'S NOT A BOTTOM, GUYS DON'T WATCH WHILE DRINKING/EATING
WATER CAME OUT OF MY NOSTRILS
ME TOO MY NOSE STINGED💀
😂😂😂😂ill take that as a warning😂😂
Are you okay-
Simone Pancho
HAHAHAHDBDUBDUEBDDUDGYD SAME
You need a tissue-
Literally no one:
Suga being mommy: *FRICKING 3 AM*
no one:
asahi: *suddenly acted like a priest*
nah he jesus himself-
I am convinced that Ennoshita, Noya, Asahi, and Tanaka are the only ones who were not f*cking-
No one:
Not a single soul:
Asahi: GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE
Even god can’t bring back their purity anymore...
Asahi: I pray to our lord and savior Jesus Christ to bless this holy water to cleanse our souls and our chat history
BAHAHAHAHHSHSHDHDJJD
JESUS IS GOOD JESUS IS GOOD
I’m supposed to be asleep!! Not dying of laughter
GOD why does Hinata to be so innocent it's just TOO ADORABLE I CAN'T TAKE ITTT
69 likes :)
*asahi
@@Redhairedchae 212 likes now hehehe
@@jessdomingo3422 *219
987 likes
Asahi = Precious Innocent Baby
Poor baby asahi we must pray for him🙏🙏
you know suga’s mom powers are real when he has the ability to cut someone off over text
Hinata: Pure babey
Kageyama: i don't want to be here
Suga: Overprotective mom
Daichi: Overprotective dad
Tsuki: Haha imma just dirty this child-
Yamaguchi: Im scared
Noya and Tanaka; The ultimate duo that interrogates people for ANSWERS
Ennoshita: just want this to end
Asashi: THEY NEED SOME JESUS-
OMG , YESSS
Somehow, I’m a mix between Noya and Asahi. Not quite sure how that works, but yeah.
Your not wrong doe 👁👄👁
It is what it is
@@Kast3rr IT IS WHAT IT IS
No one:
Yamaguchi: I’m scared
Asahi: let me just bring Jesus into this Situation
He was like stop let me pray for you .. Heavenly Father......
I’m leaving the team 🙈
Tadashi Yamaguchi No don’t leave us!!!
Lmao
Asahi IS jesus.
I love how Hinata is portrayed as "innocent"..... when he be messing with Tobio ;)
Omg😂😂 he said “I saw a tiktok” and “are you all fricking” killing me😂😂😂
No one:
Asahi: *GOD IS LOVE*
JESUSISGOOD
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEL-
I want a church girl!
WHO READ HER BIBLE 😂🤣
The video played that part when I was reading your comment
@@alianalee9060 lol
“HARDER DA-“ “NISHINOYA.” HDJSJFSJJCSJFJ I LOVE THIS
IKR LMAOOOOOOOO
He was gonna say daichi
I WAS LAUGHING SK HARD WEJDYSJBF
“Should I take holy water to practice tomorrow?”
“Yes”
😂😂😂
"wait are you all fricking den?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
asahi: *silently walks in with bibles*
*hands them all bibles*
asahi: “i would like y’all to turn to Luke 21:13”
tsukishima: “i-“
asahi: “READ THIS MF BIBLE”
why the hell did my dumbass actually look at that verse thinking it would be about this situation
Fejiro Mukoro i was gonna do the same thing😔
mbbwheelr
tsukishima: ““But this will be your opportunity to tell them about me.” Luke 21:13 ”
Kanegawa Tsuginori “for I will give you a mouth” Luke 21:15
I don’t even have a bible at home but I was gonna go look-
WHY THE HELL HAVE PEOPLE NOT SEEN THIS?! ITS AMAZING 😆🤣
HAAHHAHAA THANK YOUU!!
I agree.. 😂😂
This is cannon
Agreed so much🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
asahi: imma js bing the whole heaven to practice-
-"oh those are terms usually used in s-"
-"SANDCASTLES"
"Oh those are terms usually used in s-"
"sANDCASTLES"
*SUGA NICE COVER!*
When u said Suga I was like
Like BTS-
Suga! Nice kill! 😝
AHAHAJSJS
NICE BLOCK
chIAKI PFP? YOU LIKE DANGANRONPA?
No one:…
*Asahi at practice with a holy and a Bible*: y'all need this after what happened at 3am
Right? XD
He be like *Ya’Ll NeEd JeSuS*
@@yourmumxoxo1079 He is J E S U S
I bet he just gonna pour buckets of holy-water on them when he arrives
He's the messiah
And cue Coach Ukai: *raises brow* I want to know but after knowing you guys it's best that I don't *walks away yelling* good luck with whatever it is
Idk how I watch this with a smile in my face 😭
oh HELLLL NOOO OF ALL VIDEOS IT HAD TO BE THIS ONEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭 im offing myself I HATE THIS VID SM EVEN THO I WAS ONLY 15-16 WHEN I MADE IT 😭😭😭
*everyone talks about the dirty*
Asahi: GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE
Sugar screaming “FRICKING 3 AM” How did you know Suga 💀👁👄👁
it’s okay it was a self call out, i was making this at 3 AM 👁👄👁
I DEAD ASS LOOKED AT THE TIME
It's 3:07
I watched this at 3 AM Aswell- And Right After I watched haikyuu- 👁👄👁
Mine is 3:02 WHAT-
Hinata: “hellooo!!”
Tsukishima: “god damn it wht the hell do u want now?”
Tsukki’s salty right off the back lmao 😂😂😂
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Yes ok
yay :D
Asahi is literally in the corner having a mid-life crisis
I love how everyone is yelling and Hinata is just watching this trying to understand what a top and bottom is. 😂😂😂😂
Edit: WOW! Thanks for the likes guys! Only been 2 days and I already got 1k likes! 🥺🥺🥺
I don't understand, so I'm in Hinata's place. :3
He’s so innocent 🥺
@@RaikiPau H-How old are you..?
@@RaikiPau Oh no...
*Rip the innocent minds of the children*
No one:
Tanaka:
I KNEW IT
THEY'RE F-ING
THEY'RE F-ING
I REPEAT THEY'RE F-ING
Wtf nezuko why are you here all three of us (you, me and the vid) are from different universes lol
Wrong anime universe guys.
@@snoozy_woozy did I not just say that?
@Fem!Izuku Midoriya You did, but I wanted to say it as well
*angrily sips capri sun*
Anahi: ShOuLd I bRiNg HoLy WaTeR To pRaCtIcE ..... enoshita: YESH YoU mUsT LMAO IM FRICKEN DYING. 4:08 Anahi tryen to to use da bibles and holy water IM DYINg LMAO
0:28
Suga says that it's 3 am, and he told them to sleep because there will be practice at 7... But... What about him? He's clearly online :v
H: WAIT YAMAGUCHI ARE U A BOTTOM
Y: NO I AM NOT
T: yeah he’s not
I HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO TO SCREAMMM HSKSDSDKJFKF
*almost everyone arguing*
Asahi: *GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE JESUS IS GOOD JESUS IS GOOD JESUS IS GOOD*
Yes Asahi is Jesus lmao 😂
*Asahi won’t stop bringing holy water-*
For some reason I feel like I’m apart of the group chat just sitting like: 😼🍿
Noya:Hard da-
Others:NISHINOYA
What was he gg to say?
Daichi?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 BRUH I want to be added in that group chat right not 😂😂😂
Everyone at first: why are we all awake? Nobody: literally nobody: asahi: why are we talking in caps 😂😂
"Which one?" NOO IM SCREACHING😭😭😭
WHEN ASAHI WENT "GOD IS LOVE" I COULDN'T-
When he said “Wait so are you all f****ng?” I wasn’t expecting the Kageyama and Hinata to answer”...” !?
asahi, best boy
Asahi: JESUS IS GOOD JESUS IS GOOD-
I love how mid conversation Daichi and Suga just forgot the fact that everyone else was there
Hinata: IM SO CONFUSED
Me: Same Hinata, same...
My mind: I know it’s gonna be bad...
Me after explanation: NO-
Asahi:*brings the whole church*
Nishinoya and Tanaka:*O fr-*
Daichi and suga:watching the chaos
Hinata:*too shook to move*
Kageyama:*shaking the crap outta hinata*
Asahi:*the power of Christ compels you!!!*
Tanaka and nishinoya:*hissing noises intensify*
HISSING NOISES AHAHAHAHAJAKDAOWP
Someone needs to animate this lmfao 💀💀
@@wakandaforever4994 PLEASE DOO🤣
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING DAMN IT
I wish i could laugh rn but all of my family is asleep lol
that moment when you and your homies all admit to being gay.
ennoshita, tanaka, and noya didn't say anything thoo
Asahi a good christian boi
never thought Shinsou watch another studio....
IM EATING PEAS AND WHEN NOYA SAID “which head” I INHALED AND NOW IM CHOKING
LMFAOOOO asahi's just watching like ''God is good God is love"
“Daichi’s a top and suga’s a bottom”
True spoken words my friend
Edit : Oh hey I caused a mini fight in the reply section
Daichi's a minor, suga's also a minor
Don't ❤
@פָלָאפֶל They are both 18. 23 after the timeskip.
@@quokkangel Bsd fan ?
@@iceber7528 and it does not mean that they are not still 15, they used to be minors and are still are
@@M0ggingGymrat Ya
PLS I NEED MORE OF THESE PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLSSS
say less ;))
Bakayama!!!!
Shoyo Hinata question why did you even ask that XDDD like who’s a top or bottom-
Broooooo-
XD
I saw a tiktok abt me and yamaguchi,
“Don’t worry your little head”
“Which head”
*Gasp*
I swear I love noya
Meanwhile Asahi"God is love"😂
*JESUS IS GOOD JESUS IS GOOD JESUS IS GOOD JESUS IS GOOD JESUS IS GOOD*
The first time at discovered about this channel I was like: why isn’t this a thing? And now I look at it it’s the best thing I know I look at new uploads every day and laugh so, please keep this alive. Also I know the app is called social maker, but I’m to poor to pay for unlimited text.
GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE GOD IS LOVE
Translation:
ASAHI IS GOOD ASAHI IS GOOD ASAHI ASAHI IS GOOD ASAHI IS GOOD ASAHI IS GOOD ASAHI IS GOOD
*HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN*
*THE LORD IS OUR SAVIOUR THE LORD IS OUR SAVIOUR HE LORD IS OUR SAVIOUR THE LORD IS OUR SAVIOUR THE LORD IS OUR SAVIOUR THE LORD IS OUR SAVIOUR THE LORD IS OUR SAVIOUR*
Might i not-so-respectfully disagree
Anyone else feel like suga would actually just change completely and be a top 👁👄👁
100%
I feel like he would be a switch
i feel like he’d be a bottom then one day he’d just fucking SNAP then they’d be forever switches
•Gloomy Skyz• you mean he like a switch
If its with Daichi, Suga would prolly be an uke but with like Kageyama or Oikawa, he's definitely a Seme lmaoaoao im soRry :>
Nobody:
Asahi: *spams the bible*
when top and bottom came out, I thought Hinata would ask if its a volleyball strategy🤣🤣🤣 AND THE WAY THEY EXPOSED THEMSELVES HELP-🤣🤣🤣
Asahi: *"should i bring holy water to practice?"*
Enno: *"Yes...You Must"*
Asahi again: *"Gosh darn i might as well bring a bible along with the holy water to practice as well"*
LMAOO I DONT WATCH ANIME BIT THIS GIY KILLED ME 🤣🤣 im a kpop stan btw 🤫
I love how all of them are just fighting and Asahi is just like: THE POWER OF CRIST COMPELS YOU ALL!
This is the most amount of likes that I’ve gotten O-o thank you :)
Ayy a gachatuber in here too!
But seriously, that’s how I would react if I got caught up in a similar situation lmao
Thats just jesus being jesus
•Midnight-Mango Drizzles ! Hehe same
Cause he's Jesus ofccc✌🏽😜
And he keeps saying to stop calling him jesus. Like if he wants us to stop why keep proving our point 🤣🤣🤣 asahi is jesus✌🤣🤣🤣
I NEED THIS I NEED 1000 MORE OF THESE I HAVE LAUGHED SO MUCH IN FOREVER... GOD BLESS YOU!! ❤️❤️
XD poor Ennoshita, surviving those nutcases alone.
*RESPECT*
Nobody : Asahi: “WHY WE TALKING IN ALL CAPS”
hinata: whats does "top" and "bottom" mean?
daichi, yamaguchi & suga: *PROTECT THE CHILD*
tsukki, noya & tanaka: im about to ruin this whole mans career
asahi, kageyama & ennoshita: *wtf is happening right now--*
OML MY POOR INNOCENT BABI HINATA😂 THE LAST ONE GOT MEH😂 OH LORD I NEED MORE..
This was like the first video to explode for this genre. I watched it three months ago, and now I physically cannot watch all of them.
1:11
Kageyama: wanna be a bottom?
Hinata: erm... yes?
Kageyama: meet me tomorrow at 7.
I-I
*FaN GirL SCreE*
I feel like Hinata would question what Kageyama jus said then he declined and then that is what this conversation is
I love how Asahi brings bibles and holy water to practice-
*He must be jesus*
He is Jesus
Like the other comment said, he is Jesus
i have a very unhealthy addiction to this video.
Suga: FRICKEN 3AM