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Ethan: I am a flower that has not yet bloomed
Mark: you're a dandelion destined to be blown- **instant regret**
crankiplier
That was alot of regret XD
Gets me hard
@@niimasauber3748 n u
@Marios Bairaktarhs cool
They were trying so hard not to call the thing garbage.
Exactly 🤣🤣🤣
Lol so true
When it works on a toy dog yeah...
Tru
what a horrific profile pic
Mark: "Sure you have a pulse?"
Ethan: *look of horror for a second* "Yes"
16:22
He activated his pulse
Dude your name is what I strive to be
He was afraid they found out he's a skin walker
He had so many perfect moments
"Good boy- or girl- good they" has the same energy as Winnie the Pooh going "Or him or her- or they or them"
BNA?
@@0Perhaps Indeed
Ew
Where can I find that?
@@tangytim6699 the comments section isn't your mirror!! silly goose!!!
I love how the entire time they're trying to play, theyre desperately ignoring how much it *totally doesnt work*
ads in a nutshell
No they know that's why they started playing a different way
Andrew Berndt correcto buckeroo
My like was like number 666
9:09
Mark: “We’re obviously not doing it right”
Ethan: “I know how to-“
Mark: _“WE’RE OBVIOUSLY NOT DOING THIS RIGHT”_
Mark : i think my mind has been uploaded to Hasbro's data base
Hasbro : Wtf is that
Ya had one job, Mark!
Yyyuuuuuupppp
Fukin ikr lol😂😂😂
xDD
Bloody Creeper lol
Mark and Ethan both saying "This decides who lives... and who dies." While mark wears dark colors and Ethan wears white is giving me major Unus Annus vibes.
I was thinking exactly this
this is where it all began
Someone said wingus and dingus-
Makes me think of Hamilton and Unus Annus
who lives, who dies, who tells your stooooooorrrrryyyyyy!!!!!! - Mark and Ethan
4:58 Ethan -" There's a pool... filling with water"
- THE GONGOOZLER
The gongoozler and the snick sack is back
10:18: Mark: "I am calm as the ocean breeze."
...... And no one reminds him of how terrified he is of the ocean????
XD
He said ocean breeze not the ocean
Exactly
XD
Ethan: **moves**
Mark’s stress levels: ⚠️📈⚠️
Very accurate.
Yeah
lmfao very accurate
Id like it but its at 800 even and I don't want to ruin it.
The prequel of the Don't Touch Me series
Is no one going to talk about how perfectly mark's shirt lined up with the desk behind him at 16:11?
Hold up... woah.
Oh my lord……
You’re right, it does!
16:11 yes
Holy shitttttt
who wore it better? mark wearing the desk or the desk wearing mark? /s
The only thing stressful to me for this is the fact the thing isn’t going straight up and down on their heads. The entire time I was screaming internally “STRAIGHTEN IT”.
Yessss
Doesn’t work anyway
Hasbro, do not do ads for a product that fails this badly.
On another hand these boys deserve an award for making a failed product this entertaining
Yeah idk why they would sponsor mark, only little kids would fall for this toy
aetosia a No, the game seems like actual fun with friends. Shame it’s broken as fuck.
They are real, but they really detect alpha and beta waves, and those are just focused and unfocused, not stress and calm
@@andrewrollins1124 ... Um? Source? Hasbro's official website listing for this game says, quote, "Players wear the Cool-O-Meter unit that measures **heart rate**". Nowhere does it say anything whatsoever about brainwaves... so what are you talking about?? How did your comment get 7 upvotes???
@@jessstjames7139 lol, he’s referring to the “professional” version of these headgears. not this game technically, he’s just saying that gear that detects your focus level exists independently of this game that mimics it as a toy.
Ethan’s lack of acne, Tyler’s shaved head and Mark’s long hair all have me collectively shook
I M
S H O O K
I actually prefer Mark's hair longer like this.
Sharon Stack same!!
Marks long hair is nice
I Don't Even Know Anymore I wanna see Mark with shoulder length hair
7:34 The fact that Ethan's immediately started to say he was panicking as soon as Mark said, "Oh no, you're gonna die."
Like, not even the exact second, but a perfectly realistic reaction time! 🤣
Ethan being serious is one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen
I love the situation they're in. The refuse to admit that it's broken because the sponsor would get mad, so they have to do countless things and make countless excuses to make it look good. This is like an episode of literally any Disney XD show.
I was thinking the same thing! The video certainly affected my opinion of the product, just not in the direction Hasbro was hoping lol.
Well bc the toy wasn't broken, it was that they couldn't figure out how to actually play
@Dodger99 Okay, Hasbro employee
Dodger99 they knew how to play it’s not rocket science, the toy is just cheap and doesn’t work good.
Ikr😂
You’ve been paid by Hasbro to show their product is non-functional. Perfect.
Exactly.
Haha haha the end
That's was I was thinking
It would seem Mark has reached the point where he'll do anything for money. The old Mark wouldn't promote broken products for a quick buck.
@@Spammals I dont think so, maybe he was just running out of ideas or something.
all i can think of during this episode is Arin and Dan saying "I HAS BRO"
Always cracks me up
DO YOU HAS BRO!
@@wellimabigbisexual I HAS BRO, DO *YOU* HAS BRO??
@@quickfeather that has to be one of my favorites idk where but definitely in the top 5
I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again, Ethan will just go into a trance sometimes, and say the best stuff
Mark: Life Continues...
Machine: *Stress Meter Goes Up*
Mark: life is ending.
Machine: *Makes Winning Sounds Then Turns Off*
Mark: I'VE REACHED N I R V A N A
He has definitely reached it lol
10/10 would laugh again
Melissa Cahoon
I died at this part 😂
😂😂😂😂
I literally read this as it happened
Now that Unus Annus is over, Wingus and Dingus can begin
tyler and ethan make a channel called wingus and dingus where they upload 365 videos in one day then don’t do anything else with it for the rest of time
WINGUS DINGUS WINGUS DINGUS
WINGUS! DINGUS! WINGUS! DINGUS!
This video came out 2 years ago
OMG *YES*
“Are batteries included?”
Hasbro: “ha don’t be ridiculous, why would we do that.”
Marks face of relief when nobody reacts to him saying "youre a dandelion meant to be blown" 17:36
I think the fact that the game didn´t work for nearly the whole video is what made it so much funnier.
What do you mean it worked perfectly!
Yeah I don’t know what you mean man the toy was pretty functional. Can’t you see how stressed they were?
The trick of the game was the fact that everytime you have that thing on you, you WILL be stressed. That's why it's so hard.
i am one with the piggies
Or we as human beings are perpetually in and out of stages of stress
if anyone is wondering why tyler shaved his head, his mother is battling cancer and he shaved his head with her.
aesthetically wait seriously????
@@ella2536 yes sadly
it's sad. but so cute that he did that for her.
Aw that’s so sweet of him to do that! I hope she gets through the battle.
Good wishes to them both :)
When you rewatch old markiplier videos because you miss [DELETED CHANNEL NAME] Memento Mori 😔
Unus Annus?
@@thatonespnfan6640 I’m so late to ur reply but yes
And I have no life so I’m rewatching it’s again. A good one is the OREO OR DEATH video
I'm sorry but Mark just calming down as he repeats "small man... Tiny man.... Itty bitty man..." Just sent me. That's going to be my new way to quell panic attacks
Mark: (calm)
Ethan: (turns around and looks at him)
Mark: ( *stress meter immediately goes all the way up* )
Funny thing, my name is Ethan, and that seems to fit with my day to day social life.
Does he have a crush or something?
Mark: “Ethan your channels dying.”
Ethan: “I already knew that.”
Dragon290X look my friend admire it my friend
If only he knew the growth he would get this past year lol
Unus annus
LOOK AT HIM NOW NEARLY 2 MILL BABY
@@bonnieshenton9426 Memento Mori
14:28
Mark: do you feel like you're in a womb??
not yet... but soon
Friendship ended with [ *redacted* ] and [ *redacted* ] I'm friends with wingus and dingus now.
"We obviously are not doing this right."
Yeah Mark, it's *definitely* you and *totally* not the shitty, barely-working plastic toy on your head.
It works fine although it's definitely cheap. They just have a misunderstanding on how it works.
I mean, they were using it wrong tho...
Alucard Santra Di deus
How is it supposed to work?
@@aidendavies-gedalof7041 The sensor was not set right, it can be ajusted aswell, that's why it has instructions.
@@aidendavies-gedalof7041 You are suppose to do the calibration when stressed. Then try to remain calm during gameplay. Instead, they were calm during the calibration which tricked the game into thinking that "calm" was their level of "stress". Then, whenever they would have any reaction, the game would think that they were beyond stressed and immediately max out.
16:40
Mark and Ethan
Black and white
Talking about death
UNUS ANNUS PREDICTED
Edit: Momento Mori... Goodbye
So true
OMG
I was thinking the same thing 😂
And how Mark asked ethan does he feel like hes being birthed
Right
wait but mark is in a black shirt no that wrong... MAKE THEM CHANGE IT
Any time Ethan does literally anything, Mark gets so stressed and it's hilarious.
Omg with that screaming ending I was totally expecting a clock ticking and when it wasn’t there I still heard it in my brain🥺😭
Are you sure there isn’t a clockwork in your room? Under your bed perhaps? Maybe even right behind you? Maybe slightly outside your window looking in at you every other night so you don’t get suspicious waiting for you to forget to lock the door. Is it locked tonight?
Honestly Ethan is way funnier than he is given credit for.
Yes
I agree
just like wade.
Wade is pretty funny
Ikr
Markiplier is genuinely one of the most sincere and kind CZcamsrs on the platform.
He was also the only good thing about CZcams rewind - he did so much for a make a wish kid.
Markiplier, holding a skeleton: "Go to the retirement home mom." Yeets skeleton.
Nothing is good about CZcams Rewind.
Except Markiplier
And the skeleton came back for revenge at the end there
A n i m a t o r s.
@@AwkwardRabbit exept jaiden animations doing the can you do this and markiplier
9:26 I love how mark didnt even have to get cancelled to use they/them pronouns right :))
Mark is immune to being canceled
noksjjsjj. ding ding what sis proonownn
mark struggling desperately to not gender the audience is adorable
I left for a couple months and now Ethan's face is clear, Tyler shaved his hair off and Mark looks like he got his hair from a 2010 surfer
Same im so confused rn
Same.
Ethan's been taking care of himself alot so it turned out great and Tyler shaved his hair off bc his mom has cancer and she shaved her hair off too and Mark just is Mark ❤️
@@iwonderwomen4697 Mark actually stole some dudes hair
Me too but at least Ethan's looks cuter and I would totally go out with him😍😍😘😗😙😊
How many grown men does it take to calibrate a hasbro toy
A wingus, a dingus, and a whatever the heck the other thing is
Wingus, dingus, and pingus
Wingus, dingus, and mark...the sausage
V The Crab Skeleton
Mark “Sandy Vagina” Fishbach.
Tri is three so it’s wingus dingus and tringus.
Selah Hamilton it’s wingus, dingus, and penis....
Mark: This is our mom Larry. Go to the retirement home Larry.
* Throws and breaks all Larry's bones *
Breaks all of Larry
about 90% of the time Ethan was always on perfect comedic timing lmfao.
I laughed so hard holy shit. Ethan is a god
indeed
About 90 percent of the time ethan was dead staring at the camera
that’s what improv classes will do for you 😂
Would like the comment to agree but it's at 420
Hasbro: "We got Mark's thoughts!"
CEO: "What's it say?!"
Hasbro: "... It's just the image of a glass of spilt milk."
William Falls the inner machinations of his mind are an enigma. 🥛
"Some words are starting to appear."
"What do they say."
"It's not clear....I think...I think.... SUBSCRIBE TO MARKIPLIER!"
"It's a picture of a penis"
It's a banana.
It's a bananas penis in a puddle of milk pointing at markipliers subscribe button
“This decides who lives and who dies”
A year later: UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS
Can we talk AB how "UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS" to Google translate is "10 years later"
Isn't it weird how mark basically shouts out a forgotten country. Or is it just randomly he guessed Lithuanian
I'm sure he mentioned it in either a Unus Annus video or a Markiplier Makes video but can't remember which and I'm going crazy.
Point is, apparently he has that country around in his mind all the time 👀
I assumed Tyler was Lithuanian or had Lithuanian family and that'd be why Mark thought he'd be speaking the language
Game: *beeps*
Mark: WhAT iS hAPPEniNg *gets stressed*
Game: *beeps more because mark is stressed*
Tyler: Mark calm down--
Mark: WHAT IS HAPPENING
Game: *says he lost*
Mark: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
That’s pretty much the video
XD
"Love shouldn't stress you out that much" why is that actually good advice
The more you know
I want to like but it's at 666
I read this comment as soon as Ethan said that lmao
@@dannieon it's at 1k now
Hello person from 2 years ago
It's been years but the " James what are you doing" still gets me
Ethan under a bean bag chair with Mark laying on top of it: I feel the pressure
Tyler: what if we double it?
Also Tyler: Proceeds to lay on top of Mark
Ethan has resting regret face.
this is my all time favourite comment.
Ethan's facial expressions are always a mood
_He’s sister stressed_
So does Mark
Same
This whole video seems even more like a fever dream once you remember that this is an ad. They got paid to do this.
Pretty garbage product to do an ad for. It clearly doesn’t work.
Honestly, idk how this would sell under normal circumstances, and even more so now
They were trying so hard not to shit on it but you can tell they struggled bad
honestly, idk how they approved this
@@brocksells197 they literally shit on it for not coming with batteries
9:25
Mark: Good they!
*happy sounds*
Ethan: James... what are you doing? No, James!
James Earl Jones: *Long live Unus Annus*
"I think my brain just got uploaded to the Hasbro database."
Immediately fails.
If I said that, my friend would have responded "what brain?"
@@trish7048 oof, same, but with my cousin
“I think my brain has been uploaded to Hasbro’s data base.”
Marks dirty mind kills their servers in this very moment.
Hasbro: “For the love of GOD! Take it back please! Scrub him from our databanks!!!!”
Ethan: wears white
Mark: wears black
me: HeadExplosion.mp3
I can’t believe this was a paid promotion which means Hasbro saw this before it came out and approved of it to endorse their product lol
The game works, they just didn't calibrate it correctly. You are suppose to do the calibration when stressed. Then try to remain calm during gameplay. Instead, they were calm during the calibration which tricked the game into thinking that "calm" was their level of "stress". Then, whenever they would have any reaction, the game would think that they were beyond stressed and immediately max out.
Nobody:
Mark’s hair:⬅️↘️⬆️➡️↖️↙️⬅️⬆️↘️◀️◀️⏬⏬⏫⏫↙️↩️↪️↕️🔁🔀
I have curly hair I can relate 😂
It’s a messy floofy masterpiece
@@lilbean4513 yes it is, its facken gorgeous ❤️
Koko YT me too me too
Tyler’s hair 🚫
Mark: *puts the thing on the skeleton*
Everybody: *waits*
Thing: *calibrates heartbeat*
Everybody: *"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"*
*SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS,SENDS SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE*
And darkaplier returns
@Cem Oktay well he didn't have his hand on the sensor tho
@Cem Oktay it wouldn't make sense because there is nothing to measure on the back of your head because of your hair inbetween. and also when they hold it in their hands there is just the sensor in the front and the plastic things to fixate it in your head
@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou I was just about to comment that very same thing
gg
It doesn't surprise me that these toys don't work correctly. Any time Hasbro has tried these technology based games, they have never worked correctly for me. Hasbro should stick to board games.
Mark: Thinking of cute doge
Ethan: Thinking of a peaceful pool of water
Tyler: Attempting to summon a demon
Ethan: I'm a flower that has not quite bloomed yet.
Mark : You're a dandelion that's meant to be blown.
NoahPulse *you’re :)
@@miss_chrissy he already put you're
Lauryn Brown He edited it after I put that, that’s why there’s that (edited) right below it
Mark: (gets a brand deal)
*Starts beating up a stuffed dog with the product on* 😂
Yeah i dont think he's getting paid for that
This is the first thing my mind comes up with after seeing your comment:👌
Since this a hasbro activity, who remembers Unnus annus doing the hasbro Beyblade peepee shot game lol
EXTREME NUTBALL
When mark said "go down stairs" I actually replied out loud, But I am down stairs.
the calibration sound is stressful in itself
I mean, if you’re super stressed while it calibrates you’ll probably win easier because it’ll think stress is calm
Oh so stressful
@@miapotvin3396 lmao
Ayye 1K-th like
A sponsor has never made me not want to buy something as much as this
I have this game it’s weird
It is not a Sponsor
@@julianrakowskijevdh4373 the description literally says “this is an ad for Hasbro”
I got this game once- never played it, seemed weird, got rid of it ._.
I know, lol. The game doesn't even work
5:34 captions on “*everyone loses their shit*”
Ethan:I've won
Me:dies
Mark: wins a game made for kids
Also Mark: IVE REACHED NIRVANA
Lmao Nirvana is my nm :D
"I've learned Kung fu"
Ever heard of snakes and ladders?
Timestamp? I can't find this moment and it's making me sad
@@TerribleVA About 10:40
I’m convinced that this video only exists at 3am while you’re having a breakdown
I believe I can concur
I know this was a month ago but fam its literally 3:03 AM for me right now
@@lissasalem5747 it's exactly 3:03 am for me.... wtf
It's 3am on December 26th
It's 3:09 on December 28th.
Ma'am.... I'm scared
12:58 ''im coming-''
The machine: CONGRATULATIONS!!!
10:43
Mark: I’VE REACHED NIRVANA
I died 💀
I need a remix of them saying
"There's a man in your room"
"No"
"There's no man"
"Big man"
"Small man"
"Tiny man"
"Giant"
"Bear-"
"Itty-bitty man"
"ohh so small"
"Small man"
"Bear eating you"
"Smallest man"
W h y do I n e e d it
DID SOME ONE SAYY BIG MAN?!
*ohh so small (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
*_Big man_* (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*Epic small* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It’s adorable XD
WE NEED MORE OF MARK, TYLER, AND ETHAN TOGETHER AGAIN
agreed
They look like idubbbz and tyler1 XD
PLEASE (i need more ethan in general)
I KNOW ITS BEEN SO LONG
I agree 100%
I appreciate that whenever Ethan puts it on and it fully calibrates his face changes to existential dread 😂
9:22 mt heart melted
"Go to the retirement home, Mom"
*Sound of bones being crushed*
S h i n y Oh god I broke her neck
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
Why the fuk this got almost 400 likes 🤔
"This decides who lives, and who dies"
UNUS, ANNUS, UNUS, ANNUS, UNUS, ANNUS
UNUS ANNUS
UNUS ANNUS NORBERT MOSES
Remember to delete all mentions of you know what soon guys!
And who tells their story?
@@jennalizz2462 Hamilton and Unus Annus confirmed?
Ethans face throughout the whole video is a mood😂😌✌
2:40 if you see in the top right corner you can see a mask its a easter egg in markiplire in space ITS THE SAME ONE IV FOUND IT!
Mark: *"YOUR CHANNEL IS DYING"*
Ethan: *meditation voice* I already knew that
Can you give me a timestamp?
12:54
DuskLight Thank you.
You like is at 369 *girls wanna drink wine* when I sent this
"I think my brain has been uploaded to Hasbro's database."
I read that when he said it lmao
Which is secretly illuminati
*proceeds to have a panic attack*
Hasbros the next Disney. Also go ravenclaw
SOMA (2015)
Mark: Good they!
Me, a closeted non-binary: *happy against gender spectrum noises*
🥴
You mean against gender binary lol?
The beeping while Ethan is trying to stay cool: ''stfu kiddo''
"Go to the retirement home mom." I could almost hear an audible "oof" and you flung the skeleton.
"Shady Pines, Ma." 😂
MOm Lary
They dildos on their heaf
Head
“wingus and dingus back at it again”
*a single tear rolls down my cheek*
Where were the names Wingus and Dingus first applied? I remember hearing them, but not where it came from.
I think it was a try not to laugh video but I could be wrong
@@ratqueen1 Should be one of the whisper challenges
Mood
"the sound of a tear falling down a supple cheek"
This just came on my recommended and it made me think of how much of an AMAZING (and also extremely chaotic) duo Ethan and Charlie Slimecicle would be, omg
I love how they device is just fundamentally broken, and there’s nothing they can do
The game works, they just did the calibration wrong. You are suppose to do the calibration when stressed. Then try to remain calm during gameplay. Instead, they were calm during the calibration which tricked the game into thinking that "calm" was their level of "stress". Then, whenever they would have any reaction, the game would think that they were beyond stressed and immediately max out.
nobody:
ethan when he is attempting to stay calm: 👁👄👁
fucco when I saw his face an unholy noise came out of my body
👁️👄👁️ so true
So his one eye came down?
There was the screaming at the end, and I kind of expected the clock to tic as I forgot this wasn't an Unus Annus video.
Same here too
😔
Same
What do you mean ? What's Unnus Annus ? THERE'S NO SUCH THING. That's my 3 Scary games Mark impression
😞
This is what is left from Unus Annus. Memento mori, friends.
They couldn't have chosen a more stressful sound to play while it's calibrating
“You’re a dandelion meant to be blown....”
* Mark tries to stop himself from making a joke because this is a Hasbro ad *
It's a challenge for him, lol
He lost his B to blow privileges
I was looking for this comment xDDD
So I'm guessing Hasbro just paid them to show the world that their game doesn't work
Pretty much
@@melonmartini4232 I guess good companies are busy making video games.
Anomen oh please, they barely put effort into those these days. Looking at you EA
Maybe it's the same reason as why first person shooters are getting dumbed-down and less skill-cap, making them simpler and easier to appeal to casuals rather than making them advanced and competitive. Casuals seem to be where the money is at. That's just my assumption, so if the adverts (finding casuals) look dumb, that is because that is what they are going for. The type of game we might like to play probably wouldn't be advertised that much, some games you never hear about can sometimes be the best~ ;)
@@CrazyDutchguys I said good companies
20:36
Mark: trying to put thing on a skeleton
Skeleton: neck brakes
Mark: trys to hit the head back onto the neck
Seeing this after *the end* .. I can't unsee it as Unnus, Annus, and a friend
Ethan: this is your life.
Mark:instant stress.
Same bro..same
True true
18:28