Highfleet - The Wall test

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  • čas přidán 9. 08. 2021
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  • @minhducnguyen9276
    @minhducnguyen9276 Před rokem +188

    "How do we know you are qualified to be chief designer of the soon to be empire new flagship? Do you have a degree in aerospace engineering?"
    "No. But I have a degree in urban planning"

    • @BloodRavenSkull
      @BloodRavenSkull Před 20 dny +1

      Do you have a degree in theoretical aerospace physics?
      I have a theoretical degree in aerospace physics.
      Youre hired.

  • @dsagent
    @dsagent Před 2 lety +463

    Imagine being the enemy in this situation. The skies darken and you look up to see a flying brick.

  • @Tie_Mu
    @Tie_Mu Před 2 lety +523

    No one mentioning how mighty awesome this sounds?? Like thunder striking every 0.8 seconds

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před 2 lety +41

      roaring thunder, mister!

    • @InsideYourClosetRn69
      @InsideYourClosetRn69 Před rokem +4

      Enough to make a captain feel fear

    • @trolreaper7293
      @trolreaper7293 Před rokem +3

      @@therealvlazeI have a question is there any way for us to get the file or do we have to make it ourselves

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před rokem +12

      @@trolreaper7293 Sadly, the original file was lost a long time ago when my HDD bricked, mister, but the WALL is easy to make. Just add guns. And when you're done with that, add more guns.

  • @piotrsajuk6435
    @piotrsajuk6435 Před 2 lety +125

    -How much tonnes of fuel do we need admiral?
    -All of them

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před 2 lety +63

      It costs 39 fuel depots to drive this vessel. For 12 seconds.

    • @IMeanIt100
      @IMeanIt100 Před 2 lety +19

      you don't really need that much fuel, you just need to fly upwards and then shoot in the general direction of any target in Gerat to win

    • @benni1015
      @benni1015 Před 2 lety +1

      Why not just use your weapons to propell yourself forward?

  • @Cleverly_Named
    @Cleverly_Named Před 2 lety +396

    Oh sweet, man made beauty beyond comprehension

    • @KoishiVibin
      @KoishiVibin Před 2 lety +8

      the wall as a shipgirl/boy for the perfect significant other when

  • @ianwebb6686
    @ianwebb6686 Před 2 lety +138

    I'd hate to be some poor post-apoc Kazhak farmer 3 miles off screen of this engagement when you miss all those 180mm volleys.
    Nuclear war would be a kindness

    • @burningsinner1132
      @burningsinner1132 Před 2 lety +21

      Don't worry, these are mach5 shells, so the farmer will never hear them coming.

    • @Xboxzilla
      @Xboxzilla Před rokem +1

      @@burningsinner1132 I'd like to think they have flak capabilities and detonate in the air beyond a certain range to avoid hitting nuclear power plants or setting off the nukes stored somewhere by mistake.

    • @itsonlyafleshwound9024
      @itsonlyafleshwound9024 Před rokem +1

      @@Xboxzilla Several metric tons of shrapnell raining onto my farm doesnt sound much better tbh.

  • @zzurge1173
    @zzurge1173 Před 2 lety +325

    When they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and you can't knock it down THE WALL THE WALL THE WALL

  • @charonsferryold
    @charonsferryold Před 2 lety +139

    I think a better term for this pure hunk of glory is "The Flying Flashbang"

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před 2 lety +40

      'Sir, second sun on the horizon!'
      'Thats not the sun, you dumbass! Thats a fucking salvo!'

  • @LinkLaine
    @LinkLaine Před 2 lety +8

    The crew of that thing speaks in sign language because they all permanently deaf now

    • @GoklasM
      @GoklasM Před 2 lety +4

      Sign language? You mean the admiral who waves his hand so every gun on the ship fires in that general direction?

  • @terrybushjr6742
    @terrybushjr6742 Před 2 lety +61

    Every time the cannons fire it sounds like a lightning strike.

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před 2 lety +11

      Roaring thunder, mister. Roaring thunder.

  • @shadeofsound23
    @shadeofsound23 Před 2 lety +6

    "The enemy has been destroyed"
    YOU ARE GUESSING, GUNNER. YOU CAN'T SEE SHIT THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES.

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays Před rokem +1

      "Yes, SIR! *And through the fire and flames, we carry on!*"

    • @dividewalker5673
      @dividewalker5673 Před rokem +3

      SIR THE TARGET WAS AT THE CENTRE OF A SUPERNOVA, I THINK WE CAN ASSUME.

  • @turnerthe75themperor19
    @turnerthe75themperor19 Před 2 lety +39

    Ah yes, 40k ship.

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před 2 lety +15

      Its a ship that serves a dead Emperor (according to everyone in the game until---), so its pretty accurate!

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion Před 2 lety +10

      “Fire the macrobatteries. Let none survive.”

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin Před 2 lety +3

      I'd say more Ork, becuse that is a *LOTTA DAKKA!*

  • @Metaretru
    @Metaretru Před 2 lety +55

    You may be able to cheese the Sevastopol, but you won't cheese THE WALL

  • @sovetnik903
    @sovetnik903 Před 2 lety +19

    "You're up against the wall and *I AM THE FU**ING WALL*" - perfectly summarises this thing

  • @shayminthedoctor9663
    @shayminthedoctor9663 Před 2 lety +76

    When you come to it
    And you can't go through it
    And you can't knock it down
    You know that you've found
    The wall, the wall, the wall
    No man on earth can make it fall
    When you come to it
    And you can't go through it
    And you can't knock it down
    You know that you've found
    The wall, the wall, the wall
    No man on earth can make it fall

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před 2 lety +7

      sir this is a post-christian church

    • @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269
      @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 Před 2 lety +5

      + Romans 10:9-10 "That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved." Amen 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      The man in Luke 16:24 cries: ". . .I am tormented in this FLAME."
      In Matthew 13:42, Jesus says: "And shall cast them into a FURNACE OF FIRE: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."
      In Matthew 25:41, Jesus says: "Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting FIRE,. . ."
      Revelation 20:15 says, " And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the LAKE OF FIRE." And please repent of all of your sins and be baptized by the Holy Spirit before it is too late, you will never know when the time will come 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amen 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Sky_Guy
    @Sky_Guy Před 2 lety +7

    Go ahead, call the cops. They can't un-brick your airspace.

  • @user-eq1eq2ys2w
    @user-eq1eq2ys2w Před 2 lety +76

    It's going to cost us hundreds of thousands of yen in fuel just to move a little.(deepl)

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před 2 lety +25

      16 fuel depots per second!

    • @MrRobot-0
      @MrRobot-0 Před 2 lety +7

      So just dont move. Sit on the starting town and let them come to you. Eventualy the run out of ships.

    • @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269
      @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 Před 2 lety +6

      + Romans 10:9-10 "That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved." Amen 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      The man in Luke 16:24 cries: ". . .I am tormented in this FLAME."
      In Matthew 13:42, Jesus says: "And shall cast them into a FURNACE OF FIRE: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."
      In Matthew 25:41, Jesus says: "Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting FIRE,. . ."
      Revelation 20:15 says, " And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the LAKE OF FIRE." And please repent of all of your sins and be baptized by the Holy Spirit before it is too late, you will never know when the time will come 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amen 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @user-vn1wz3tr1h
      @user-vn1wz3tr1h Před 2 lety +4

      @@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 no such thing as "god"

    • @totallynoteverything1.
      @totallynoteverything1. Před 2 lety +12

      @@therealvlaze it costs for 400 billion dollars to fly this ship, for 12 seconds

  • @Lukasz5424
    @Lukasz5424 Před 2 lety +2

    Every time you miss, someone, somewhere is gonna have their shitty day turned to worse.

  • @thewolfPrince
    @thewolfPrince Před 2 lety +66

    I'm going to need you to upload the schematics for this somewhere just so I can test it out

  • @seargesoren9391
    @seargesoren9391 Před 2 lety +10

    The sweetest fruit of Soviet "Big Everything" thoughts.

  • @Wikarian99PL
    @Wikarian99PL Před 2 lety +15

    I think, _PC test_ would be more fitting title

  • @MrRulet550
    @MrRulet550 Před rokem +1

    "You're up against the wall and I am the fucking wall"

  • @kingawsume
    @kingawsume Před 2 lety +6

    Ah yes, the perfect CIWS, a bunch of 180mm air to air howitzers

  • @dividewalker5673
    @dividewalker5673 Před rokem +4

    The beeping we hear isn't from the game. It's from his computer trying to render this.

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před rokem +1

      I got a new graphics card I want to try the wall with again one day, perhaps it shall happen

  • @mrorlov2706
    @mrorlov2706 Před 2 lety +2

    Virgin Strike Group vs Chad The Wall Commander

  • @ivandankob7112
    @ivandankob7112 Před rokem +1

    '... I realize that I am effectively shooting money and my brow starts to sweat'

  • @isabuckles
    @isabuckles Před rokem +8

    Ah yes, a Pink Floyd-class battlecruiser.

  • @Beef3D
    @Beef3D Před 2 lety +4

    Governor: "How many war crimes are you going to commit?"
    Me: " you better pray that there are war crimes I may forget to commit"

  • @ComradeCovert
    @ComradeCovert Před 2 lety +2

    missing one single volley and accidentally nuking a local village into the cambrian era

  • @whitewomanjumpscare.9848

    Bro literally weaponized the Low Tier God thunderclap

  • @kayden9102
    @kayden9102 Před rokem +1

    Captain: Open fire on capital ship
    crew: sir we cant another ship is in the way
    Captain: THEN SHOOT THROUGH IT!

  • @swatcccp4673
    @swatcccp4673 Před 2 lety +1

    YOURE UP AGAINST A WALL, AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL!!!! -Buldoser payday2

  • @T800BR
    @T800BR Před 2 lety +2

    bro that ain't a wall that's the entire floor, a fling chunk of the earth's crust

  • @DWal32
    @DWal32 Před 2 lety +1

    This is the Gorbino's Quest of ships

  • @papahemmy8587
    @papahemmy8587 Před 2 lety +13

    "How am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The anwser, use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun."
    ~Some Romani mechanic probably

  • @domanz1
    @domanz1 Před rokem

    the mass of this ship is so high, it slows down time.

  • @LSCrazyCabCo
    @LSCrazyCabCo Před 2 lety +3

    2.5 seconds of staring straight into the sun

  • @burningsinner1132
    @burningsinner1132 Před 2 lety +4

    Ah, yes, if we can't start a nuclear war, let's just shoot enough 180mm shells to dwarf the tactical nuke.

  • @nuedzka9641
    @nuedzka9641 Před rokem +1

    The Iron Curtain.

  • @sparkyboi4387
    @sparkyboi4387 Před 2 lety +26

    this thing obliterates enemy aircrafts and framerates

  • @rogo7330
    @rogo7330 Před 2 lety +19

    How much fuel markets per second this thing consume?

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před 2 lety +27

      It costs 418,000 royal marks to FLY this weapon.
      for 12 seconds.

    • @xs246
      @xs246 Před 2 lety +3

      yes

  • @maximtsai1856
    @maximtsai1856 Před 9 měsíci

    You know a game has enough firepower when a single push of the mouse button will blow out your speakers.

  • @neen4456
    @neen4456 Před 2 lety +6

    when it costs $200 for AP but HE shells are free:

  • @aknowleadge4787
    @aknowleadge4787 Před rokem +2

    You should have called it “The Brick”

  • @RyukaXV
    @RyukaXV Před 2 lety +7

    This is perfection

  • @removedchannel750
    @removedchannel750 Před 2 lety +1

    "it's fun to use but then I remember I'm shooting money then I begin to sweat and feel nauseous"

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před 2 lety +3

      Every salvo bankrupts 3 towns back home!

  • @dashawnbonnett5847
    @dashawnbonnett5847 Před 2 lety +12

    well, never knew this game existed. But, most definitely about to install.

  • @oxboll19
    @oxboll19 Před 2 lety +2

    🎵 When you come to it
    And you can't go through it
    And you can't knock it down
    You know that you've found
    The wall, the wall, the wall 🎵

  • @austinwallett5140
    @austinwallett5140 Před 2 lety +2

    *Fires solid beam of artillery*

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před 2 lety

      Who needs lasers when you've got ballistics?

  • @user-xq5og9lt8p
    @user-xq5og9lt8p Před rokem

    Crew is like "oh yeah, I don't really need my eardrums. And retinas neither, actually"

  • @Avrelianvs
    @Avrelianvs Před 8 měsíci

    Navy expects Heavy Battleship.
    Grand Sayadi requests comfortable Captain Quarters.
    Budget is Infinite.

  • @houskacmaxkalbovic2159
    @houskacmaxkalbovic2159 Před 2 lety +1

    Watching this at night is like looking onto the sun with night vision on.

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před 2 lety

      the thermal shock from engaging this thing's afterburners equals to six Nagasakis

  • @siempeeters5983
    @siempeeters5983 Před rokem

    When you come to it and you can't go do it and you can't knock it down you know that you found
    THE WALL

  • @konsteka3618
    @konsteka3618 Před rokem

    the ultimate stress test

  • @DesertsOfHighfleet
    @DesertsOfHighfleet Před rokem

    Did you notice how the narrator changed his voice?
    he's absolutely annihilated by the gunshots

  • @ElGatoDeLaMafia
    @ElGatoDeLaMafia Před rokem

    When you have hell lot of turrents and forgot to buy any protection

  • @Leo-bj8sz
    @Leo-bj8sz Před 2 lety

    Ah...an artillery based C-RAM system - every shot is a blessing))

  • @thetaai8262
    @thetaai8262 Před rokem

    obliterating a Sevastopol in one volley is fucking crazy

  • @ohuckabee
    @ohuckabee Před 2 lety

    Douglas Adams put it best: "It hung in the air like bricks don't."

  • @inybisinsulate
    @inybisinsulate Před rokem

    I love the dialogue after a ship dies like it happened every day.

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před rokem

      They just say 'target destroyed' 10 seconds after the main battery fires, regardless if it was aimed at something or not

    • @inybisinsulate
      @inybisinsulate Před rokem

      @@therealvlaze But how it is said, so calmly no matter if the ship is upside down or half a flame. A FUEL SYSTEM IS BURNING! Target destroyed!

  • @catsndogs98
    @catsndogs98 Před 2 lety

    “THATS THE WALL, BROTHER!”

  • @alternativereductor-19-98

    Your fu cking gun goes pew pew, my gun goes brrrrrrrr

  • @Rotinaj37
    @Rotinaj37 Před 2 lety +1

    I bet that thing is fun to land

  • @nadhifsaputra7310
    @nadhifsaputra7310 Před rokem

    MORE POWERRRRRRRRR

  • @kormannn1
    @kormannn1 Před 2 lety +1

    Shitposting if it was a weapon for war

  • @AbdulHannanAbdulMatheen
    @AbdulHannanAbdulMatheen Před 2 lety +7

    Woooow. Can u show how it is designed or upload it to Google drive and link it

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před 2 lety +4

      It is designed very carefully. That is all you need to know.

  • @DJEK_22288
    @DJEK_22288 Před rokem +2

    Окей ты победил в создании самого мощного корабля.
    Мой сверх-сверх-сверх-сверх тяжёлый крейсер "Семипалатинск" проиграл бы(

  • @justvid366
    @justvid366 Před 11 měsíci

    My FPS dropped only by watching this

  • @chicken1696
    @chicken1696 Před 2 lety

    when i look at title i thought its a ship thats stacked with armor and melee enemy

  • @General_Costeau
    @General_Costeau Před rokem

    Now imagine it firing 180mm proximity shells

  • @apelhitam
    @apelhitam Před 2 lety +5

    fun for sandbox, less for your eyes and the campaign. that monster is gonna cost a lot to buy and to fly to be feasible in the campaign

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před 2 lety +8

      it costs 4 fuel depots to drive this vessel.
      For 12 seconds.

  • @thathandsomedevil0828
    @thathandsomedevil0828 Před 2 lety

    That tarkhan unleashed multiple barrages through a destroyed ship to hit the other one behind it... 👀

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před 2 lety +2

      'Just shoot through their fucking head'
      -Sun Tzu

  • @masterzoroark6664
    @masterzoroark6664 Před 2 lety +3

    ORGASMICLY LOUD!!!

  • @tipdub
    @tipdub Před rokem

    Holy crap…

  • @matsveritas2055
    @matsveritas2055 Před 2 lety

    Even MY COMPUTER lagged from this video, wtf lol

  • @chelchel1542
    @chelchel1542 Před rokem

    Мой компьютер взорвался, как только я включил видео.

  • @CrabQueen
    @CrabQueen Před 2 lety +5

    this is just a mobile warcrime

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před 2 lety +4

      So are their tac-groups with nukes who WILL pepper you down as soon as you turn on your radar

  • @-will-1389
    @-will-1389 Před 2 lety +1

    how much didi t cost

  • @b_3nji876
    @b_3nji876 Před rokem

    my man doesnt even care about salvaging

  • @tovsteh
    @tovsteh Před rokem

    I think my GPU struggled just processing this video..

  • @possiblyabear451
    @possiblyabear451 Před 2 lety

    The Great Wall of Gerat

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před 2 lety

      And the guys who were supposed to pay for it got decimated by the first salvo

  • @sofcfgb
    @sofcfgb Před 10 měsíci

    You should show everyone that it only takes one wall to scare the enemy.
    I'm really curious how it will end.

  • @povang
    @povang Před 2 lety +5

    I wish the game was better optimized. I run with a 1000 fire power ship and a single volley crushes my PC(1080ti, I7 CPU, 16mb ram aka decent PC)

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před 2 lety +3

      "If problems persist, get a better computer."

    • @Full_Cringe_Alchemist
      @Full_Cringe_Alchemist Před 2 lety

      Попробуй играть без глитчей, они сильно нагружают комп. Их можно отключить в настройках, нижний ползунок, если не ошибаюсь

  • @aisir3725
    @aisir3725 Před 2 lety +6

    How much does it cost, a million?

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před 2 lety +15

      For every fired salvo? Yes, around there

  • @flintironstag7722
    @flintironstag7722 Před 2 lety

    DREAD - NAUGHT

  • @thebakerofbananabread3237

    Needs more Dakka

  • @soldiert0144
    @soldiert0144 Před rokem

    i need the know the design. is there any way you can send it?

  • @ganii1804
    @ganii1804 Před 2 lety

    flies like a brick? tarkhan, it *is* a brick

  • @cyberdemon7694
    @cyberdemon7694 Před rokem

    Lol how much does it cost to repair that thing? Also, crazy how it was firing through the destroyed ship to get to the other one and pulverising it.

  • @alfrazalam101
    @alfrazalam101 Před 2 lety

    This is inhumane

  • @Igni-Ferroque
    @Igni-Ferroque Před 2 lety +1

    guns, lots of guns

  • @KANNESTEINEN
    @KANNESTEINEN Před 2 lety

    holy jesus

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před 2 lety

      T. random enemy Lighting as the entire horizon lights up

  • @snot-boy
    @snot-boy Před 2 lety +4

    boss nuts😎

  • @chunderbandit8720
    @chunderbandit8720 Před 2 lety

    Holy shit just imagine the amount of rockets you'd need stored

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus Před rokem

      what are rockets for? Enemy rockets can't pierce through this avalon. Killing them with cannons will do

  • @stickycasket2914
    @stickycasket2914 Před 2 lety +5

    Это легально? Скольто стоит этот корабль?

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před 2 lety +4

      ja ne ponimaju po-russki))

    • @stickycasket2914
      @stickycasket2914 Před 2 lety

      @@therealvlaze How much is this ship? "Хау мач ис дыс шип?"

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před 2 lety

      @@stickycasket2914 If I remember correctly, the cost of this ship is 1,294,540. If you replace the 6-barrel 180mms with something else the cost is significally lower

  • @zaniatnik
    @zaniatnik Před 2 lety +1

    Holy shit this is loud.
    STILL NOT ENOUGH DAKKA, THOUGH!

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin Před 2 lety +1

      *MOAR DAKKA!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!*

    • @Full_Cringe_Alchemist
      @Full_Cringe_Alchemist Před 2 lety +1

      Черт, опять Экстерминатус устраивать из-за гребаных орков

  • @HubiKoshi
    @HubiKoshi Před 2 lety

    So does "The Wall" refer to the ship or the wall of lead it creates in the air?

  • @pzkpfwviausfbtigerii7243

    Настоящая машина смерти, аннигилирующая любого врага и вызывающая глобальный топливный кризис

  • @tefras14
    @tefras14 Před 2 lety

    So much dakka!

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin Před 2 lety

      And yet never enough Dakka...

    • @tefras14
      @tefras14 Před 2 lety

      @@weldonwin It is impossible to have enough dakka. There is no concept in existence that enough dakka can be achieved. You can strive to acquire enough dakka but you will never reach that goal. You must never stop trying to reach it though

  • @keijo8238
    @keijo8238 Před 2 lety

    Enough 180mm cannons to be used as CIWS for the whole fleet.

    • @therealvlaze
      @therealvlaze  Před 2 lety +2

      Enough CIWS to be counted as 180mm cannons for the whole fleet