Can You EAT A Whole KELP FOREST In Hardcore Subnautica?
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- čas přidán 6. 06. 2024
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Welp here I go again - with terrible ideas :D Today, we'll find out if it's possible to cut down and devour an entire kelp forest in Subnautica with nothing but a knife and a dream! Oh yeah and we'll be doing it in hardcore mode as well just so it isn't too easy!
Chapters:
00:00 - Intro
00:51 - Experimenting
02:07 - The Feast Begins
05:48 - The Aurora Is About to Go BOOM
07:41 - No More Kelp!
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7:12 this is not radiation - this is kelp overtaking your nervous system.
Haha slowly turning into kelp :D
like that chubbyemu video where a dude tried microdosing on shrooms via injection but actually managed to turn a normally not excessively dangerous fungus into a blood parasite.
Coincidentally, as radiation is invisible, most other games use kelp extract to get that pronounced corruptive visual.
@@TheLastBaconYou are what you eat.
@@lsswappedcessnathe fucking what?
stalkers got their home ravaged by a pig made out of cooked bacon, one hell of an odd thing to watch
I thought he was a cat!
After this I feel like a pig :D
@@thevisitor8906 so did I! I think he is
Sir, that’s a cat
@@TheLastBaconIs that a horse?
I did the maths and all of the kelp adds up to at least 7 calories
Can't argue with that :D
Just a long big snack in the spare time on 4546b
maybe 7.2
possibly a bit more
It’s a cheat day so they don’t count 😂
Imagine you're a fish, minding your own business, and then some insane alien swims past you, grabs an entire stalk of kelp, and shoves it into his mouth.
Must be quite the experience :D
*s l o r p*
@@TheLastBacon can u do vids with me on this game
Alterra when they ask what Riley was up to while stranded: 👁️👄👁️
Haha would be hard to explain :D
"I eat kelp, I eat the whole kelp biomes"-ryle
Kelp -Riley
Kelp forest: *exists*
The last bacon: “finally, some good fucking food”
Exactly :D
Beat subnautica or eat a kelp forest?
The last bacon: K E L P
Tummy rumbles I must eat :D
@@TheLastBaconyou need K E L P but with an H
Vegan walkthrough when?
@@gergokasza3604 KHLP
Through rough napkin math a cubic meter of kelp is roughly 145400 calories, and assuming a creepvine is roughly the same diameter that a person is wide, a creepvine 10 meters tall contains roughly 1.256 cubic meters of kelp. Then, by my estimation there are roughly 300 creepvines in the kelp forest you cut down, so there are 376.8 cubic meters of creepvine in the forest, meaning Riley consumed an estimated 54786720 calories. Assuming Riley used roughly 1 million calories per year, the rough estimate on google, this would be enough food to survive for nearly 55 years.
Edit: I could redo the calculations using asparagus instead of kelp as that is likely a better estimator of caloric density of creepvine stalk.
Edit 2: Using the fact that asparagus is ~0.159 times as calorie dense as kelp, I come up with a revised calorie total of 8716069, meaning enough food to last for 8.7 years excluding nutrient deficiencies presumed to be associated with exclusive consumption of creepvine.
Love it :D Ryley has definitely gained a bit of weight today…
Hey, check out my comment, there I use the actual values provided by the game to calculate the calories contained in the Creepvine forest. Turns out creepvines are kinda nutrient-deficient. Also, it's 193 creepvines, not 300 ;)
I'm scared this is going to evolve into "eating everything edible in subnautica".
P e r h a p s :D
Do it
Can you EAT an ENTIRE REAPER LEVIATHAN in Subnautica?
there is no virus if there is no ecosystem
@@hopemetal3440 Can you EAT an Subnautica?
The Stalkers living there: Kelp me 😭
Haha kinda feel bad for them :D
I think I speak for all of us when I say: I did not expect this video
Totally understandable :D
All of us minus me
Welp he's officially done it, he's gone off the deep end he is now physically devouring parts of the game
Haha too far gone :D
devourer of cods
what no subnautica 2 does to a man
@@litterbox019You are no cod, but I shall feast upon your nutrients regardless!
@@frosbeechillI see what you did there 👀
1:40 I think the heat blade does make it only 5 slices, but you had a full inventory, which made it not break at all.
Huh in testing it didn't vary too much for me tbh - but you might be right :)
Seeing the beginning part of the kelp forest, it looks to have a lot of vines, suppose on average there were 7 kelp per vine, and i guess 120 vines to eat, thats 120x7 or 840 kelps.
Now lets say every kelp is 100g, which is 43kCal. That would be 840x43 or 36120 kCals.
You said how many calories this would be so that would mean 36120x1000 or 36120000 calories.
You theoretically ate around 36,120,000 calories from that kelp forest.
In perspective, 1 million calories is actually 400 to 500 days worth of food, and you just singlehandedly ate 36 million calories
Haha dang that's quite the diet :D
There is just one issue with your result. The recommend calorie intake is roughly 2000kCal or 2 000 000Cal a day. With your total of 36 Million calories eaten it would only add up to roughly 18 days of energy not your 400 - 500 days.
Other than that your estimations for the amount of kelp are solid
@@zwergnaseerik5118 But in how many days did he do that ? Because in a somewhat hostile environment one can expect to burn very much large amounts of calories. Especially spending the whole day swimming and exhausting yourself underwater.
@@machintrucGaming true
Under these conditions the Energy requirement would be even higher. Also The chewing of all that mass of Kelp would probably also acount for a lot of energy.
So it would probably be even less than 18 days
@@machintrucGaming judging from the video I guess about as long as it would last. Like he probably spent a whole ingame week or two
*man says "im kinda hungry man.." before eating an entire ecosystems food supply, before stating "now its time for dinner"*
Haha my tummy rumbled a bit :D
@@TheLastBacon a bit..
Normal player: I respect and fear this strange planet and its environs
Kelp-eater Kyle:
Accurate haha :)
huh... well I guess the stalkers won't be called stalkers anymore
I guess not :D
Ers doesnt sound nearly as good
The next challenge: Eat the ENTIRE map's supply of Creepvine
Love your thinking :D
Okay the last bacon is now officially crazy!
Yep this was the final straw :D
@@TheLastBaconKelp straw? 👀
Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A big room. A big room with kelp walls. And kelp makes me crazy.
imagine being a hoverfish and you see some dude start swimming over and eating the entire world around you without a single break
Must be quite confusing :D
Kelp + cuddlefish = sushi
Oh god :O
OH NOO!
Nooooooooooooooooooo
Yum.
I too, love my sushi well done, with a hint of hand-salt and rocket fumes.
dude blowfish sushi you are in no authority to prepare that.
> What happened to the kelp forrest?
> I eated it all
Was hungry :)
"touch grass" I can't. i EATED IT ALL
The scary thing is sometimes I find invisible kelp when playing the game, I mostly find these invisikelps in the kelp forest next to the gun island.
Wait really? :O
@@TheLastBacon yes! really! Either that or the hitbox is really big.
I think the ai survivors have been eating it
@@inkbombers9637 he's back..
This is what the stalkers deserve after stealing all the damn metal
Heck yeah :)
What do we deserve for feeding them metal and stealing their teeth?
And they say being vegan helps the environment
Haha not if you CONSUME the whole environment :D
ThatVeganTeacher would do this
Vegan diet is unhealthy
You need meats and dairy products to be healthy.
Vegetable oils are not even Vegetables
2:07
This is the story of a man named Bacon. Bacon worked on a platform on the internet, where he was employee @TheLastBacon. @TheLastBacon's job was simple: He made videos about a game called Subnautica. His viewers would get him ideas on what to do, and he did these for them. This is what Bacon did on every day of every month of every year. And althoug others might have considered it soul rending, Bacon relished every moment that he received a video idea, as though he was exactly made for this job. And Bacon was happy.
And then one day something very peculiar happened, something that would forever change Bacon: He had an video idea of his own. Is it possible to eat the entirety of kelp in Subnautica? No one ever asked that question before, so Bacon set out to try and find an answer to that question of his, for his viewers would surely want to now the answers too.
Hehe the soundtrack fits so well tho :)
@@TheLastBaconxD
@@TheLastBaconIt's just funny hearing video game music beeing used invideos regarding different games/topics xD
I chuckled sensibly when I saw the thumbnail and title.
Haha nothing beats a good sensible chuckle :D
I have a challenge for you....
But it might be painful
Try to build the LONGEST base in Subnautica! (From the end of the void to the second end)
Ooh now that would be wild ;)
Damn you Bacon. Because of your channel I started playing Subnautica again... and now my pile of shame keeps growing
Haha no shame in that!! :D
The stalkers are traumatized after this video. Now they are 10% more dangerous in every new game.
Oof kinda feel bad for them :)
Is it just me or did we always wonder how subnautica food would taste like?
Fish
Oh for SURE! :)
I did, I want to know what the nutrition block tastes like
probably salty
Some of the tooltips for cooked fish describe texture and/or taste. Fair warning, this will be a long comment because I'm gonna do my best to imagine what most meals on 4546B might be like. Sticking to Subnautica instead of doing it and BZ, just to make it simpler.
In peepers, the eyeballs are what gets eaten (being described as "protein rich" in the tooltip) so probably kinda gelatinous. Having seen an eyeball dissection as part of my lab class for college, I would NOT want to eat an eyeball.
The hoverfish are described as being low fat and reptilian, so probably like eating poultry (birds are closely related to reptiles, and if you look only at phylogeny, basically are reptiles) or snake or lizard. They probably taste like white meat chicken or turkey.
The oculus is described as "dark, dense meat" so probably somewhat resembling the lower, dark meat portion of chicken or turkey.
I really want to imagine the gel sack has a taste and texture similar to walmart fruit smiles. I don't know why. Those things are a damn guilty pleasure of mine.
Bladderfish are "spongy, gristly" which just sounds disgusting. Best cured (reminiscent of jerky), kept as pets or used to make water.
Boomerangs are "good eating around the fins" which doesn't say much but the cured boomerang is described as "tough but flavorsome" so they probably have a strong but not overpowering fishy flavor that would go well with kelp, which is quite salty.
Bulb bush samples are probably similar to a potato.
Bulbo trees are probably like a cross between cucumber and watermelon, which honestly sounds really good. High water content with just a tinge of sweetness.
Chinese Potatoes are probably just GMO potatoes.
Coffee is coffee. Ryley strikes me as a black coffee kinda guy, so hot and very bitter, with a savory aftertaste.
Creepvine is basically alien kelp. I've eaten kelp (or maybe it was seaweed, po-tay-to po-tah-to) at an Asian restaurant, not as part of sushi but on its own. It's extremely salty with a tinge of sweet like land-grown green vegetables and has a texture best described as overcooked broccoli if overcooked broccoli was a bit less overcooked and stayed together rather than turning into mush.
Disinfected water is just water, keep the kharaa. It tastes like water and probably has just the tiniest tinge of a bleachy, chemical aftertaste like american tap water.
Large Filtered Water is just water, keep the kharaa. It tastes like water.
Reclaimed water is piss and sweat that's been distilled. It probably tastes a bit salty and contains a lot of microplastics from the containers the stillsuit drains into.
Filtered water is imperfectly filtered using a dead fish's carcass, kharaa included. Probably tastes vaguely like fish shit and pus from the nearby infected stalker's big kharaa pustules but hey, water is water when you're desperate.
Garryfish has a bit of a floral flavor. Eating this fish makes you shout "HAHA, GARY!" and run at people with a chainsaw like a deranged clone.
Holefish are gelatinous and according to the game, turn into a sort of fish mousse when dehydrated. Not very good eating on their own but food is food when you're starving.
Hoopfish entry says to never eat the antennae. Not sure why. Tetrodotoxin? Bioluminescent bacteria that can become infectious? Avoid unless starving just in case. Apparently tastes like fish when cured.
Lanternfruit entry says nothing (what a shame) but deep down I really want them to taste like oranges, sweet and sour at the same time like a good old earth citrus fruit. They probably more resemble a tomato, however, as vibrant looking things tend to be compensating for something.
Magmarang is "rather picante," so Ryley isn't without spicy foods on 4546B. Somehow, living in the inactive lava zone means this fish comes pre-seasoned with capsaicin or a similar compound.
Marblemelons probably taste like a melon, and have a high water content for a similar mouthfeel.
Nutrient blocks are probably savory and slightly jerky-like flavor like pemmican, though far more dry as nothing suggests they're held together with tallow.
Eyeye are "hard to keep down" so probably either taste horrible or have a very undesirable texture. Again, I wouldn't want to eat an eyeball.
Reginald are "pungent and smoky" and cured Reginald are "overly salty but extremely filling." So far probably the best meat-based meal fish. Reginald steaks with a creepvine garnish and magmarang sauce would probably be very nice.
Snacks are junk food. Tasty but not filling whatsoever, and the bag is probably 3/4ths air and 1/4th actual junk food.
Spinefish are much like the Hoopfish in that you should never eat the antennae but have no redeeming qualities to offset the danger of potential food poisoning, due to being entirely bland.
Yeah, I'd be keeping nutrient blocks on me at all times, and bumrushing every boomarang, magmarang and reginald I saw, or going vegetarian. Not many fish that have a good texture. IF peeper eyes aren't gelatinous like earth animal eyes, I would maybe consider eating peeper.
The Last Bacon is now more kelp than bacon.
Haha The Last Kelp coming at you live from 4546B :D
@@TheLastBaconit would be funny if you changed your username to that for April fool's
This would be a cool challenge to do in any play through
Totally :)
Recently, when I was playing Subnautica, a Reeper followed my Sea Moth away from the crash zone into a kelp forest. When I went there a few days later, the Reeper was still there. So I am wondering, if it is possible to lead every leviathan into one corner of the map, so you have no leviathan wanting to kill you. I have no idea if they respawn, but could be worth a video.
Huh I suppose it might be :)
They don’t respawn.
Its so cool to see how active subnautica still is. I love your videos because you ask the same questions I ask and make it in a video. Excited for the next one.
Yay thank you! It’s awesome to be a part of the community for sure :)
I just want to say I appreciate all of the creative videos you make and I thank you for keeping the subanutica community alive
Thank you for helping me by watching them! :)
The fact you respond to most of your comments god man I respect that so much.
I really love doing it :)
Dumb Idea: Beat the game while only being able to move around with a fire extinguisher!
Haha please no :D
Please yes.
You never cease to make a good video, full of ideas!! :D
Yay thank you so much :)
Keep up the GREAT work! LOVE your videos!
Thank you so much! :)
cultured folks like blood kelp
Facts :D
I gives you a lot of iron
if you only you had rice, you could make some exotic sushi
Dang good point :D
💀
Yo bacon thanks for the clinically insane ideas you give me for my own play throughs
Haha you're very welcome :D
That has got to be one of my favorite video thumbnails of all time
I love your content and get so excited when I see you post another video with a zany, unhinged concept! Let’s build the longest base, now the tallest, let’s cut an island in half, many others, and now let’s eat an entire kelp forest. Keep it up you funky lil Bacon!
Yay thank you so much! :)
i’m super sick rn and a last bacon video is just what i needed. Bacon always uploads and just the right times :D
Yay get well soon! :)
@@TheLastBacon thx
Whenever I’m upset I always love to put on your videos. You have such a relaxing voice and I’m happy to know there is still such a strong passion for Subnautica! ❤🐠
Yay really glad I can make you feel happier :)
Was not expecting this today... I LOVE IT!
Yay :)
idk why but in the past few weeks ive seen an increase in subnautica content in my algorithm and i found your channel again and i also started to play subnautica again :)
Huh sounds like a good trend :)
And then there's me who didn't even know you could eat the kelp 😂
Great video!
Haha nice :)
Omg was this from my suggestion on one of your videos? That’s wild! Deforestation on a planetary scale!
Heck yeah! :)
You are my favorite CZcamsr😂 keep up the good work😊
Thank you so much :)
great vid mate 👍
Thanks mate! :)
Now THIS is quality subnautica content :)
Haha cheers mate :)
This could save you in your main save: see which creatures can be fed peepers. This could save you because in the vanilla, you can feed Reapers peepers and they leave you alone. So testing this in a setting where everything is hyper-aggressive could save your game in the future. To the best of my knowledge the feeding works with everything except for sea dragons.
Good idea :)
Now this is quality content!
Haha cheers :)
this is the exact kind of important questions i expect to be answered by bacon
Haha here I come with a hungry tummy :D
amazing vid as always
Yay thank you!! :)
I won’t be surprised if I see a video about eating every single piece of metal come from this channel and this makes me wonder if bacon needs to be put in Arkham Asylum
Lmao sounds like something I’d do :D
I do love this dish. Some kelp, with a side of kelp, and a drizzle of kelp. Cant forget that nice glass of kelp either!
Tasty and delicious ;)
Thanks to Salvner, I learnt the scroll key trick that speedrunners use to break rocks faster, but I never used it to cut vines!
As for the creepvines, I always noticed the following using a heat blade (my game is modded, so maybe one of the mods - like tweaks and fixes - adjusted the game defaults): 1- For the vines that are without clusters and look thin like in 7:21, it took me five slices to cut them, 2- For most of the vines with seed clusters, it took me five slices, 3- Some vines with seed clusters took eight slices, 4- Some vines without seed clusters took 15 slices, while others took 12 slices
Oh that’s really interesting actually :)
I had two absolute chads in my current playthrough (deathrun mod on hard settings & survival mode) who gifted me tools containing ion batteries in their time capsules. I have three of those beauties now. My sincerest gratitude to those legends.
Oh wow that's amazing :)
It's currently 2:30am and I decided to drown out the thoughts of my overdue maths with stupid youtube videos. This is perfect, thank you.
Haha sounds like a great choice :D
This challenge seems interesting and it makes me kinda hungry the amount you talk about devouring kelp
Understandable :D
Funny story, I quite actually ate the entire beginning kelp forest up to the small part close to the island because it was my first playthrough and I didn't know you could grab fish. God I love the thalasophobia and hours of cutting kelp to not die on an Xbox.
Haha love that! :)
Deforestation on a whole new level
Exactly :D
Now this, is premium quality content
Heck yes :)
Ah, I love watching The Last Bacon at 5am
Perfect :)
This video makes me interested in eating Seaweed and kelp... never ate any algues before but after reading the benefits now I want to try some! Heck you for making me want to eat better!
Yay that’s amazing :)
Game: Here right here all your needs will be met-
Bacon: I’m hungry!
Game: IN A MINUTE
Lmao :D
When you cut Kelp even full inventory - it still being cut, but resource simply get wasted. Thus Kelp or any other plant can be destroyed without receiving seed/plant matter.
So you actually didn't completely ate the Kelp forest and threw away some of it
Dang got me there :)
Hey, the "restaurant 4548B" joke gave me an idea : a video on how to cook the fishes from Subnautica. By theorizing the taste of the flesh, depending on the alimentation of the fish, you could gess, based on real life fish, the best sauce, side dishes, etc.
Could be extremly intresting to hear how to make a proper Peeper stew !
Ooh that could be really cool :)
Indeed a video of perfection
Lmao :D
This is what happens when you run out of water when exploring
Always :D
The seaweed might have tasted nice with that salt content it had. Otherwise, it was fun to another great video from you Sir Bacon. Hope you have a wonderful day where you are.
Yay hope you do too! :)
now imagine doing this in a older version, where creep vine actually causes bloodloss if you ate too much of it.
Haha that would be horrible :)
the thumbnail is everything (i was also from your stream)
Yay thank you for joining the stream :)
The last bacon never fails to concern me Lol
Haha understandable :)
Today I grinded all of your Subnautica, and Subnautica Below Zero Lore videos, my brain is hurting, but this great video will maybe fit in😅😊
Yo thank you so much! :)
"Now that may SOUND like a terrible idea, but before you judge me, consider that this entire video is a terrible idea :) " Oh mood.
Haha it is what it is :)
Bro became the great hunger, now eat everything on the map
Exactly haha :)
remember that 4546B is property of altera and you will be expected to pay your debt in full (who needs diamonds when you can just ravage the kelp)
I wonder how much kelp is worth :D
The sea dragon will now hear boss music whenever you are near
Oh heck yes :)
It just showed up in my feed and I was like okey before I watch this I’m gonna try it (it was worth my time)
Oh perfect :D
Happy 300k bacon!!
Thank you so much!! :)
That thumbnail is stuff of legend
Haha love it :)
That tumbnail is the greatest thing ive ever seen
Haha thanks :)
love your vids bro
Thank you kindly :)
"the rumbles in My tummy"
-The last bacon
It do be rumbling :)
yay The Last bacon uploaded ( you are now a moon of planet 4546B )
Haha basically :)
one of my friends beat subnatuica a couple months ago and made a time capsule where he put a cuddlefish and the story is that he found a egg from someone, and they named the egg stanley or smthn, i checked and it wasnt the same one that you found, but if you see someone who found a egg named stanley from a time capsule, it would be cool to see. you getting that cuddlefish from a time capsule made me remember lol
Yo that’s super cool! :) Will keep an eye out!
I'm going to put four cuttlefish eggs into my Time capsule when I finish my current survival world
That's very kind :)
The fifth one made good power
This is what happens when you go too long without a new subnautica game and it is awesome
Absolutely :D
It's been another long while since I've tuned into Bacon's vids and it's already been 7 videos. :0
Yoo :)
I once tried to deforest the kelp zone when I wanted an army of First-Aid-Kits. It was in Hardcore and I died from oxygen loss, but I got like 16 First-Aid-Kits.
Oof unfortunate :D
Other fandons: here how to finish the game easily
Subnautica fandon: *TODAY WE ARE GONNA EAT A WHOLE KELP FORREST*
Haha we’re a little different here :D
The content we needed but didnt deserve
Haha you definitely deserve it :D
the cuddlefish watched this man eat a whole-ass biome and just did a happy little flip 😃
He is so supportive no matter what :D
Last Bacon on his way to make (another) most interesting video:
Eyyy thank you! :)
We Rackin up more debt to Alterra with this one! 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️
Oh god :D
Bro the thumbnail is the reason I'm watching this and subscribing
Lmao thank you :D