ThanksKilling 3 (2012) KILL COUNT
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Woohoo! It’s Thanksgiving… ^^’
YOU MADLAD DID IT
Holy shit you did it
🪚😈❗🔫🤡📛❌❌❌〽️➡️⬅️
I feel so bad for you
Omg, He actually did it.
I still can’t believe that he actually did it
Agreed
And he’s not happy about it 🤣🤣
He actually did it….
Poor James
I just wanna give James a hug. Not because he did it, definitely not because he did it, but because he felt like he had to do it.
Ok
I feel your pain Honestly I saw the movie myself an it was shit 💩🚽
I am glad I'm broke
I couldn’t even make it halfway never watching the movie
I seriously doubt that he probably did it because he just decided to get it out the way
I can just imagine the conversation James and Chelsea had when she tapped out 8min into this abomination.
“I’m out”
“No please”
“Nope I’m out”
“Chelsea please watch this piece of shit movie with me don’t make me do this alone”
“Nah I’m out good luck :D”
Through thick and thin…
But not Thankskilling 3
James: "But, Honey, what about our wedding vows??"
Chelsea: "It ain't worth it suffering through this abomination!!!"
@antibull4869 the people who came up with those vows never had to sit through thankskilling 3
It's been more than a year and I'm still feeling sad for this man
Same
Holy fuck it has been more than a year dear god
Same!
@@manwhatdoiputhere me at the end of every year
Same
"I hope you're happy ... you little meaties" should've been the title to this kill count.
Yep
I agree💯
@@no-op4sj DEATH SET LIST KILL COUNT IN THANKSKILLING 3 (2012)
02:32 #1.TOPLESS ASTRONAUT
04:21 #2.MRS. TURKIE
04:40 #3.NIBLA
07:02 #4.JEFFERSON
11:06 #5.LOIS (AKA FLOIS)
12:43 #6-9.4 MONTAGE VICTIMS
13:19 #10.BLARTH (FKA FRANKENTURKEY)
13:56 #11-12.RHONDA & MUFF
14:14 #13.WISE TURKEY
14:45 #14.TURKIE
15:21 IN THE END
THE NUMBERS RESULTS
RED WOMEN: 4
BLUE MAN: 10
TOTAL: 14
RANTIME: 99 MINUTES
ONE KILL EVERY: 7.07 MINUTES
@@no-op4sj nice pfp
@@TattaFratta thanks? Yours is a xenomorph and you know what happened in AVP
I didn’t expect James to ever hate a movie more than “I’ll always know what you did last summer”
Jason Takes Manhattan
mortal combat annialation
@@aidandunn5849 go watch both those videos and it’s a very clear difference between them. Jason takes Manhattan was bad, and James didn’t like it, but he was complimentary on the few scenes that were actually good. I’ll always know what you did last summer is just suffering.
Remember, I'll Always Know as a whole got the dull machete and had the quickest intro ever. So thinking about it that way, that's still a worse movie than TK3 😂
I can actually think of tons of no-budget horrors that are potentially worse, but I guess there'll be no point having James talk about them - most aren't even "So bad they're entertaining." They're "So bad they're mindnumbingly boring."
The fact that Chelsea tapped out 8 minutes in makes this so much funnier
Rewatching this episode and seeing James in his little turkey hat with his dead eyes never fails to make me smile
The
“Let’s get this shit over with”
Was the most relatable line on this entire show.
So true
Ikr
Thats me on a Monday
True
He sounds so upset. I don’t blame him 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought I wanted to give James a consolation hug when his axe broke during the Mandy video, but him having to watch this awful, awful film multiple times deserves all the consolation hugs and sympathy in the world.
I watched this with my friends and we were so drunk I don't remember anything about this movie other than it is the worst movie I've ever seen
Facts
Yeeees
Yes! YES! Dance James, DANCE!! HAHAHAH! YES MEAT MAN! DANCE FOR US!!! AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH!! WE ARE GODS!!!!
The funniest part of this is if James had waited one more year to cover this then it probably would’ve been the only thanksgiving movie that could be covered during the strike
Dead Meat Fans:Did you do it?
James:Yes
Dead Meat Fans:What did it cost?
James:My Happiness
*My sanity
The Meaties: How much pain are you willing to put yourself through to stop us from hounding you for a video that'll be miserable to sit through?
James: . . . Yes, I guess, whatever... Fuck it.
I feel like this kill count could have included James' soul.
I'm ready for when Thankskilling 4 gets made cuz not only I wanna watch it but I also want James to do a Kill Count on it
As much as I love James' energy when he does a Kill Count he likes, disinterested and detached James energy is also enjoyable to watch and hear.
i would enjoy it if i didn’t know how painful it is for james to make 😔 i love him too much to watch him go through this, even if it is for us
Prolly caused yall forced him to watch and make this
I agree
I'll always know what you did last summer
I was laughing the whole time
I hope the directors of the movie are seeing this, because James did something that most horror reviewers won’t review. And that’s something we should appreciate. We’re all in James debt, thank you.
James: "You already were"
Come to think of it even the nostalgia critic hasn't even done a video on thankskilling yet
There was only one director of this movie. He also voiced and operated Turkie.
This is the movie equivalent of captain beefheart trout mask replica
@@djdocdragon428 There's nothing nostalgic about these shity movies, or so bad its good either
His mood in this video is like when he counted "I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer" and it's just immaculate.
At least he did the intro and didn’t just Skip it
We can tell how much James loves this movie
So they had 32 times the amount of the first movie's budget and they managed to make the movie 32 times worse.
Thankskilling 3 is stacked if u get it
Hi again
Noeone cares now
Wouldn't that be a success on its own scale?
An achievement that no one would be proud of.
“Let’s get this shit over with” best quote to end 4 years of demands for thankskilling 3
Quite literally the best part of this video
I'm not even mad his never did to the numbers bit, he's like fuck this im done haha
While I am laughing at your misery for covering this, you 100% deserve something for putting yourself through this. You're good people James.
*This movie really feels like a fever dream after watching horror movies and Sesame Street while having Thanksgiving leftovers. Words can't describe whether I am straight up dazed or absolutely confused. God have mercy on James's soul, because I really would've just turn off the movie and set the movie on fire later on. Thank you James, but if there is ever another Thankskilling movie, DON'T MAKE A KILL COUNT NOR WATCH IT. You have suffered enough. Again, may god have mercy on our souls along with the soul of James because this was really a wild and very stupid ride...*
This is possibly the funniest Kill Count I’ve ever seen, purely just because of James’s complete lack of Energy
I think this is the closest James has ever come to dying inside completely.
He got pretty to close in leprechaun in space
watch the i’ll always know what you did last summer kill count
No energy, I hate this and everything related James is the funniest James imo
I couldn’t stop smiling the first time watching
"Fuck. This. Movie!" James is a true pro for covering this shit
2:41 You know the movie is horrible when James doesn’t do the famous “TITLE CARD!” Voice
15:19 That’s the limit for James to bear this turkey sh@t 🤣
James you’re a brave soul for enduring the thankskilling movies.
A cinematic masterpiece.
He is a brave soul
Respect
Yeah
I enjoy his suffering :3
No matter how broken James is he still wants us to be good people. What a man
He's telling us to be good people from now on.
Nice and fun
I feel bad for James. No one likes covering bad movies but he does it for us anyway. You're appreciated James.
R.I.P to James’ sanity. A turkey bursted out the part of his brain that kept him sane after he watched this movie. 😭😂😭
This wouldn't be half as funny is James wasn't usually such a positive, wholesome person.
Yeah, James funds a way to make even the worst movies fun.
True
For 4 long years the sequel was being avoided now its here. James if you're reading this you are a brave soul
Rip James for having to watch this 🤣 hope he has a good Thanksgiving though
James, your love and passion for the Thankskilling series really shines here. So much enthusiasm, I really praise you for finding something you really love and enjoy! 😉😉
The best part of thankskilling 3, is that it feels like it never ends. The first time I watched it I had to keep checking the time because it felt like I’d been there far longer than I was. Gotta love a movie so bad it changes the perception of time. 😂😂
As a thank you to James I feel like everyone should like this video. James suffered for us, we should reward him.
Alternative power move: dislike the video so he thinks he wasted time
I subbed to his Patreon for this, I can only afford to subscribe for a month but James deserves it after this.
thanks to youtube we cant see who didnt
No
It's just a movie
And just like that, all of James’s joy was lost, and the fans rejoiced. For there was nothing greater to be thankful for this year than this display of pure suffering. Happy ThanksKilling everyone 🦃
God tier comment
Man, aren't we all sick.
Alexander wept, for there were no more robot butthole vortexes to conquer.
i remember watching the Thankskilling video and James adamantly saying he was not gonna do Thankskilling 3.. I'm very happy you changed your mind. Thank you for sitting through this and enduring for us
This might be one of my new favourite videos to watch for comfort or after a bad day. Thank you for your service, James and Dead Meat crew ❤
i half expected this kill count to either start with "fuck you", "im sorry", or both.
fuck sorry
Sorry fucks
I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer: “I’m the worst movie James has ever reviewed.”
Thankskilling 3: “Hold my turkey.”
In Space
Okay, but IAKWYDLS' dull machete was the entire film. This movie had a normal kill for dull machete
I like how the stuff on the video scary as hell but he makes us happy about it because of jokes and much more things that can make us happy he's still posting alot
At least we have thanksgiving the 2023 master piece
This man is too precious 😂😂😂 really bullied him into kill counting a movie he openly hates lol! Love ya James, be a good person. 👍🏼
Sheesh, if Thankskilling 2 was so awful that nearly every copy was destroyed by the government, yet Thankskilling 3 was fine enough for public viewing, I don’t want to think about how awful Thankskilling 2 must be.
Took me a second to get the joke, almost got r/wooshed
Thankskilling 2 might have been the Shaq Fu of movies if it was real
watch out for Thankskilling 2 the 20th Anniversary
DYK Spaceballs would have had the same fate
Thankskilling 2 should have had a Space Station chase where Turkey chases a scientist while holding a chainsaw.
I salute you for your bravery.
Also, happy new year! May all the movies you watch this year be awesome (though I suspect they won't be)
The good part about covering this movie is that James will never be forced to watch it ever again
James forgot a few kills here, being his hope, joy, and reason to live.
Golden Chainsaw goes to James's happiness cause he hates covering this movie.
Dull Machete goes to the whole movie cause he's right, it stupid.
0:04
This my friends, is the face of disappointment
I laughed for minutes on end at the "Get to the numbers" transition. "Let's get this shit over with" was definitely the funniest one I've ever seen on this series. The pain this man endured at the hands of you monsters is insurmountable.
I'm gonna be counting James A. Janisse as a kill.
I can't quite tell how he died, but I'm assuming from misery.
Yep.
His spirit and dignity died.
And his sanity too.
died from Misery? guess he was a dirty birdy
Should we put his death as a Golden Chainsaw?
My thanksgiving prayers came true 😆
Mine too!!
I'm going have nightmares for the rest of life because of this movie.
Do the evolution of Turkey
You're part of the problem
Damn straight!!!!!
Idk why but, the ending when James says “and Ronda, who’s wearing a hat now.” Killed me. I found it hilarious for some reason.
i cant stop laughing at james turkey hat
What's insane to me is that even a movie as bottom of the barrel as this, James can still find something positive to say about it and give credit where and when it's due. James is good people.
@eioshen boboi Seriously, after watching Brandon Tenold review Thankskilling and Dead Meat reviewing Thankskilling 3, I don’t know what to say about these movies. I know they’re supposed to be bad, but it’s like “What the hell is happening”
If only people would say more good things about High Guardian Spice.
@eioshen boboi Yeah. Unlike with Last Summer 3. He really hated that movie.
@@thecardboardboxl3922 To he fair, the writing was terrible, and most of the hate was because it was made by SJWs who say "kill all men". The art style is pretty fascinating, despite that it resembles Disney XD's The Owl House.
I get this film is bad. Very bad, but at least he didnt have to review birdemic after the birds
James is just as excited about this one as he was with "I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer". I love it.
I think this has slightly more excitement. It might only be .0000000000001 more, but it is still more. He really absolutely loathes I'll always know... i first put hate but there is much more abhorrence than hate implies.
I know, right lol
Compared to this movie, james was freaking hyped for i'll always know🤣
10:59 I love how offended he got
10:58 “fuck you”
Had to come back to this one. Im sorry you had to sit through it but truly as muchbas i love you praising movies i really love you roasting them
I feel bad for James. You didn't deserve this. A king who sacrifices for us.
Thankskilling 3 was inevitable and James is dead meat after all
He probably thought the pain of hearing the requests outgrew the pain of the movie...
That was probably incorrect though
He’s done it!
I always forget that you watch deadmeat sin, always surprises me when you comment lmao
Dissapointingly
SIIIINNNNN I DIDNT EXPECT TO SEE YOU HERE HAPPY THANKSGIVING HOPE YOURE DOING WELL
I never knew sinvicta watched dead meat
Let’s keep the likes at 444
1 year of the Thankskilling 3 kill count :)
We love you James!
This is going to be a weird comment but as I was watching this and James got to the end and started spouting out cuss words my dog just raised his head and gave me such a bewildered look. Thanks for the odd bit of humor
"Chelsea tapped out and left me watching this alone" I DIED laughing.
One can only hope that the creators of this movie watches this video and it inspires them to make a new one so James can review that one in the future xD
How do we make this happen?
Yeah
@@leerankin1742 Kickstarter
Thanks killing 5
@@aussiebandit lmao yeah
The funniest kill count ever, Thanks James, can’t believe it took me this long to watch it
16:21 omg he is very pissed after watching that huh? 💀
“What will you do now that James has finally done Thankskilling 3?”
Me: I don’t know, I never thought i’d get this far.
Thankskilling 3 recount
@Just Another Random Channel why must we put james in hell
@Just Another Random Channel fair
The legend actually did it. Well done James!
Yh He watch This piece of shit I have respect for James
Thank you James! For putting up with our insanity and the movie!
Thanksgiving today. Now coming back to the funniest kill count ever.
Mad respect for actually going through with this James, we love you.
Wtf is this, it feels like they wanted to destroyed a movie franchise that didn't even had a chance
Hi
Can’t destroy something that wasn’t existent.
They destroyed it with the 1st movie
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Why
5:41 I'd oblige, James, but I left my bazooka at home.
0:04 As soon as he opened up with, “😑welcome to the kill count where we tall- you know what? I hope you’re happy.” I knew i was in for the funniest kill count on the channel. I could care less for the kill count in general, but James torture and his GMTFO (get me the fuck out) attitude, not saying I enjoy his Un amusement but I knew his extreme distaste for the kill count will make this kill count hilarious
I love how James was so unenthusiastic about the movie we didn’t even get a *”TITLE CAAAARRDD!!”*
We did, he just didn’t do it with fully enthusiasm. It is but hard to hear, but he did do it. Funny, you really hated doing this
@@moonic4374 That's what they meant my guy
*I’m a few minutes in and this has to be the worst movie reviewed so far, appreciate you spending hours on videos like this when you could’ve just let it slide lol*
Just wait until you get to the end. Shit gets weird.
While that may be true, please don't ruin it for those of us in here to actually try to enjoy what's left of this garbage Fest
why all bold text
He did it
Best movie evaaaaarrrrr! Gobble GOBBLE as I do put a costume as turkey on my dick!
That intro though is epic, haha the disdainful voice.
I've never heard him so pissed!
Freddy Kruger’s School of Horror Comedy:
Chucky: valedictorian. His jokes are actually kinda funny
Jack Frost: the guy who tries too hard, but ends up failing.
Turkie: the guy nobody talks about because he was expelled for his crappy movies
Leprechaun: The guy who’s barely passing, but he is funny sometimes
Psycho Cop: The misfit that nobody likes because his jokes are absolute garbage.
Ash Williams: The cool kid who is also passing by a large margin. Very groovy.
Your immediate lack of enthusiasm at the beginning had me dying 😂😂😂
Miserable James should be a playlist of the movies James reviews despite his absolute disdain for them
Very Bad Movies is the playlist you’re looking for :)
“If this guy can make a movie, I fucking can!”
This is simultaneously a call to action for truly creative people to take a chance on their art and the fuel that will embolden mediocre people to keep pumping out useless shit and think it has value
Bro the whole gag of thankskilling 3 is that it’s so sh!t. That’s what the creators were going for. I don’t think they think it “Has value”
It's weird because the maker really can do a great film (watch the Headhunter)
NAILED it. 🤣🤣🤣... 🤔🤔🤔... 😰😰😰.
( 😈/😇 )
This video was made 1 year ago today. Happy birthday
The look on his face at the beginning and the complete lack of enthusiasm killed me. 😂
“The most edible pie chart we’ve had” so just to be clear, James you don’t eat human? Wanting to clarify.
Only on cheat days
I don't think he does
Oh hey its Daniel Greene
Hello goblin man
"most edible" not "mostly edible"
That Chelsea made it 8 minutes is true love! Thats more than I could have done in one sitting
I am 6 minutes in, and can take no more of the clips. HTF did you sit through that entire film??? You are a strong man, DM. Lesser mortals would find their mind turned into corn meal sitting through that.
12:05
Why did this get a chuckle out of me.
This is the funniest video ever did by James. His hatred on the movie and his devotion to please his audience is amazing.
James sound so defeated in the intro. More so than the "I'll Always Remember What You Did Last Summer" kill count. And probably the most sudden and funniest "to the numbers" bit.
The lack of enthusiasm from James is just the most amazing thing 🤣
omg I love kill count so much it's such a good channel I subscribed I like basically all the vids and have notifcashs on ligit love the channel have a great day❤
It's incredible what a community of psychopaths can do to a perfectly sane man
For real
probably the best description you can do lol
Hope he doesn’t turn into a demonic turkey
Best comment ever
Man, it seems like that movie really sucked James' will to live right out of him. I just wanna give him a hug now.
Watching some of it and hearing snippets on his Kill Count was more than enough to see how horrible it was, I hope he's OK after this
Same
I feel like the turkey hat just makes James’s sadness even funnier
I'm glad to see that you uploaded this. Tells me that you lived through watching this movie or whatever it is. You might need some therapy after this man! LMAO!
Funny how James seems like he’s having a slightly better time with this movie than he did I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer.
How much disapointed can you be?
Honestly, this seems like a slightly worse time he had to me.
@@kennithball9787 he at least had some good things to say about this than I’ll always know what you did last summer, and he gave the dull machete to the entire movie that wasn’t the chiefs death, unlike in this.
The look on James's face at the beginning is exactly what I expected and I loved it. Thank you for your sacrifice James.
This and I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (I hated typing that by the way) have the best Kill Count intros ever.
I'm glad you still did this
I didn’t think we’d ever see James cover a movie that left him so drained of emotions than I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer but holy shit. Thankskilling 3 is whole other breed.
I can't even begin to describe how unbelievably surprised I am. How the ever living hell did James do this? I'm honestly shocked, but it goes to show how James is one of the best working creators around. Cuddos to you man, rest easy and happy Thanksgiving.
Why are you surprise? Everyone knew this coming. It was obvious.
@@darth_kal-el because it would mean he watched this film multiple times
It's "kudos" by the way.
Not trying to be a dick, people still get what you mean. Just pointing it out for future reference. 👍
@@alexg1778 thank you for the correction, no hard feelings. I'll make sure for next time✌
@@cinder7258 him doing it has been obvious. So if you are surprised then something is wrong.
I never asked for this, I'm sorry so many people did, and I watched this because I appreciate what you do for us. May they never release another Thankskilling.