The Most SAVAGE Comeback Roasts Intro Dialogues! | Mortal Kombat 11 Ultimate
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How do you not have the best one in here?
Johnny Cage- Shadow kick beats flying kick
Liu Kang- Bicycle kick beats shadow kick
Johnny Cage- But a nut punch wins the day
The best one is Noob vs. Shao
@@PsyrenXYWhich one?
"Serve me and conquer realms!"
"Name one realm you control."
"Sharp tongue for a dead man."
Or:
"A Kahn with no throne."
"I will reclaim it!"
"From beyond the grave?"
@@alunbuss7877Yes.
My favorite is
Noob Saibot: "You have no family."
Skarlet: "Yes, I am an orphan, Bi-Han."
Noob Saibot: "Then who will mourn you?"
What is Bi han problem with orphans?😅
Can't believe you didn't include this infernal roast:
Shao Kahn: Join me and conquer realms!
Noob Saibot: Name one realm you control.
Shao Kahn: Sharp tongue, for a dead man.
“Your power won’t stop me, Liu Kang”
“It has done so twice before”
“N-nuh uh”
I loved how you started the whole thing up with the Fujin/Kano one. It's definitely the smoothest of all. Thanks for that detail, my man
Jax: Bish you got toasted
Noob: Bish you got no arms
Jax: Bish you DEAD
The most wholesome moments in this video were Shao Khan standing up for Mileena and Cassie standing up for her dad. 🥺
Shao Khan was so upset about taking Ls from Liu Kang he didn’t even have a comeback. Just “shut up 😠”
Everybody roasts Shao in this game 😂
0:42 Liu Kang is AWESOME! 😂 He owned Shao Kahn. Yet another reason why he's the champ!
"quiet Earthrealmer"
Noob: “Tarkatan blood taints you”
Mileena: “It makes me the perfect warrior”
Noob: “The perfect savage perhaps”
Which is honestly pretty true to Mileena's character. She's not as skilled as Kitana or Jade but she's feral enough to be both unpredictable and brutal in combat
Frost: What do you see when you look at me?
Jacqui: A cheap, second-gen knockoff.
Frost: I said look at me, not you.
Frost destroyed her ass😂
Execute order 66
The Clones: 4:58
Fujin roasted Kano to kingdom come with two words
I still don't get it? Is being compared to Hsu Hao such a bad thing?
@@TheLicheQueenhes the most hated character in all the franchise to the point the creators dont like him
@@gigan7169 ok so when Fujin called Kano that, he was saying that everyone hated him.
@@TheLicheQueen yes it's the ultimate disrespect
@@TheLicheQueen Hsu Hao was basically a Diet Coke version of Kano. He's officially the worst MK character of all times (which says alot considering we have Frost and D'Vorah in that list too). Also fun fact: When Erron Black tosses a bag with someone's head in his intro in MK11 - that's Hsu Hao's head
Man, Scorpion toasted you 😂😂💀💔💔 most savage dialogue
Noob: i mean ermac ripped your arms tho
But I survived, you didn’t
yeah cuz you had sonya and kuai liang to save you while bi han had quan chi encouraging scorpion
@@aydanbaubec4837 true
“You got roasted”
“No arms”
“No life”
" you raised a fine duaghter " -kotal kon
" im just suprised as you" -jonny cage
They went creative for each of the dialogues. Now that's what makes an NRS game absolute perfection.
Jax really said "lol you're dead" 💀😭
Shao Khan: Raiden chooses champions Poorly
Liu Kang: Then how did I kill you
Shao Khan:Now you die
5:03 The two most arrogant people meet each other
I laughed at that one. Battle of the delusions.
Liu Kang and Sub Zero: *laughs*
Spawn: Last giant bug I met tried to eat me.
D'vorah: You speak of the Phlebiacs?
Spawn: Of course you uglies know each other...
I didn’t know Baraka could make some roast 2:00
Terminator roasted the hell out of Baraka 😂😂
Baraka learned a thing or two from Johnny Cage.
Jax: _"Man, Scorpion toasted you."_
Noob: _"Ermac ripped off your arms."_
Jax: _"But I survived, you didn't."_
Noob: _"This is coming from the guy who got killed by Sindel."_
Jax: _"..."_
"And who got kicked into the Soulnado by Nightwolf like a bitch?"
"...shut up and fight me already"
@@BadassHater1 And would've got his soul sucked out by Shang Tsung had Fujin not intervene to kick his ass himself.
This one's my favorite because even though Jax gets the last word it seems like he's coping more than anything. I think it's the fact that Noob isn't even trying very hard to be mean, he literally just said some shit that happened.
Sindel killed literally everyone.
Noob: Name one realm you conquer 😅
Bi-Han has some great comebacks in this game.
@@GingerZombie29you should see N- word one.
@@KingFaisal2006😂😂😂😂😂
Damn, Liu didnt Give A Shit, Roasting Shao Kahn And Mileena In That Third Intro 😂
3:28 coming from d vorah this means nothing
Even while watching this video I still see intros that I've never seen before, NRS/WB did a beyond-fantastic job with their intros/outros in MK11. They are the best fighting game company PERIOD!
Liu Kang and Johnny are like those two buddies where one lies to the other when both know it's a lie 😂
"I admire Sonya's strategic mind"
"It's not her mind you're admiring."
"It's true."
2:03 She Roasts Everyone.
Dvorah: “What was it you said before?”
Cassie: “You’re the bug, I’m the windshield.”
Dvorah: “This one breaks windshields!”
It took her 4 years to come up with that one, huh?
To be fair, I imagine Kytinn aren't the type to know much about comedy and comebacks.
The sad part, it was a super weak comeback
And D’Vorah was too late
@@IkeFanBoy64They are said to be a solitary species to some extent.
@@Agent_Vox Hence the poor humor
Frost: You face the greatest Lin Kuei
Kung Lao: You face the greatest Shao Lin
Frost: Then why am I fighting you and not Liu Kang?
Kung Lao: I could say the same about you to Sub Zero
@@myusername3689 funny - i thought they could band together over the severe superiority complex they both have. It's almost on the same level.
@@BadassHater1At least Kung Lao beat some notable opponents. Frost gets her ass kicked by most of the roster
Her name's Frost but she has no fucking chill 😂
Batman: I can’t bring myself to kill the Joker! It would be-
Cassie: No worries! *loads guns* I got this.
Sucks MK1 won’t have this kind of banter going forward. It’s my favorite thing about the games.
0:26 Frost's delusions of grandeur disgust me to to no end, but I gotta give credit where credit is due with that comeback.
There's a nice roasting between D'Vorah and Kotal. About their affair and Jade.
I'm sure it was in mkx when they fucked
Noob should've said "how did sindels heel feel?"
Jax: I dunno. How did Nightwolf's?
My boy Baraka wasted no time with Frost
Never knew her eyes moved 6:44
You always come up with the best dialogues to make compilation of. You're such a genius at that, my man. Keep them coming just like this!
how is he a genius when it’s work of NRS?
The One With Erron Black And Noob Saibot Is My Favorite.. GOTDAMN, Your voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard 😂
0:16 one of the most burning roasts any kombatants can have.
"this frost bites back" is one of her only good comebacks and even then its a pun
1:25 the ermac one is canon 😂 I was like which one is cannon? Goro ripping off his arms or ermac
Hey, alternate timelines
MK11 timeline it's Ermac
No idea how it happens in MK1
@@PsyrenXYjax might not even be the one to lose his arms in mk1
In the Mk3 he never lost his arms, they were just exoimplants. They changed it in the animated movie (goro rip them off), in the live action (subzero freeze and smash them) and in the new timeline, ermac was the one.
When D'Vorah says "It is better than yours" in the context of foul smell, then you should know you screwed up real bad.
Have you been drinking with Bo Rai Cho😂😂 I need that on a shirt
"I spit on the Shaolin"
Sorry, where's the 'savage comeback ' there?
6:10 Movie reference
goood vid my man!! the kano one was cool!!! keep up the good work
You forgor the best one.
*Name one realm you control.*
Man, the writers were working overtime! :D
Would ya settle for me sausage?
Rain: didn't shao kahn kill you?
Kung lao: DIDN'T KOTAL KAHN KILL YOU?
*like water i slipped through his fingers*
I miss these interactions.
This gives more life to them than the MK1 interactions.
5:10 felt that
MK dialogues = roasts.
Sheeesh,the one between baraka and d'vorah was something else
As smn who grew up with a tough lil sister, I felt it when he said "they taught me to hit back"
What do u see when you look at me
A cheap second gen knock off
I said look at me not u
Gaezus
The movie references in this game are an outright love letter to the fans~ 😁😁😁
7:15 Your Name Means Dung Heap In My Tongue
“ Said the candle to the Wind “
1:10 Wish I grew up there lol
AWESOME VIDEO!
Cassie: Hey! That cheap beer is my dad!
Sonya: Which says what about you, exactly?
Cassie: ...
I love cassie’s “sup” when she comes down from the helicopter
with the whole neck break on Kung lao, i don't understand how that wasn't cheating? surely the elder gods wouldn't allow that?
1:38 💀💀
Hey dude nice video
Baraka should have said something along the lines of “that’s high praise coming from you, maggot”, to the D’vorah for an opening line haha
Can't believe you missed Mileena's & Rain interaction:
R: You must miss being Kahnum
M: I enjoyed its glamorous life
R: A pity you won't have it again
Well they really have come a long way from the old PS1 game that I played
D’Vorah: *calls someone disgusting
… ¿Have you ever looked on a mirror?
Like I get Mileena is disgusting too, still… not the best person to say it.
Bro called kabo hsu hao lmao
😂😂😂okay frost, one point for you😂😂😂😂
how does d'vorah know what a windshield is? does she drive? did she look it up on the internet?
Should we talk about Frost going southern on Kung Lao
1:20😂😂
Devorah was popping off.
Frost be spittin everywhere
A better comeback for Cassie over Kung Lao would have been: "No, I beat Shinnok, remember?"
Well that wouldn't work, cause Kung Lao also surpassed his ancestor.
The thumbnail 💀
cassie cage: those teeth could use a dentist
baraka: i pick my own woman
cassie cage: that explains your gingivitis
thanks bro i couldnt see the video
"I grew up around tough women"
"Didn't they teach you respect?"
"They taught me to hit back"
That... actually explains a lot.
Shame this kind of back-and-forth won’t be in 1
so many SUP
It's criminal you didn't add the roast Spawn did to Shao Kahn.
Baraka insult to Dvorah was better then her reply
I know this is about roasts, but I think it’s sweet that Shao Kahn cares enough about Mileena to call her his daughter AND to defend her as such.
Cassie: Sup *bubblegum pop*
3:09 😂
Lol scrotal Khan
6:10
4:18
Liu Kang: You learned nothing at the Wu Shi.
Kung Lao: I learned I'm better than the best
Liu Kang: Have you been drinking with Bo' Rai Cho?
HOLY COMEBACK check at 1:32
Does anyone feel the writing was better in MKX? The character interactions were much more clever in that game.
Half the interactions in X are just the characters saying their opponents name and the opponent says something lame.
@@Python-xs2iv Not true at all actually.
@@jedley01 It is though.
@@Python-xs2iv These interactions are lame. Sounds like random fans came up with them.
So no neck jokes for in the official game?
Shao Kahn: How is your neck, Kung Lao?
Kung Lao: You won't get your hands on it again.
Shao Kahn: We both know better than that.
Baraka is a perfect fit for the CWA (Centeral Wrestling Action) Universe, my caw wrestling program for the CZcams channel that will be born in the Year of 2030.
Don't you agree with me and what do you think about this?
Frost: "What do you see when you look at me?"
Jacqui: "A cheap second-gen knock off."
Frost: "I said look at me, not you."
Yeah uhh... Both of them are cheap second-gen knock offs soo.. 😂
I don't get the first one
Ed Boon hated Hsu Hao, I believe he was in the deadly alliance. You could see his head rolling all over when Erron Black's throwing a bag
Hsu Hao was a Kano knockoff for Deadly Alliance
Ummm no noob u must didn’t play the game