GLORY GREATEST! | Papers, Please (Revisited)
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#jacksepticeye - Hry
“If i get a citation ,i get a citation”
Women: i will be killed if i go back to antegria
Jack: i don’t care
So true 😂
Arstozka do not care for citizens of weaker countries
Arstozka cares for Arstozka
I came here just to make this comment and it was already here.
@@Sir_Bucket GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA MOTHAH PROUD
People can lie
*"You now have the ability to detain suspicious individuals"*
Jack: ꓷƎИIATƎꓷ
DETAINED
I noticed that too 😂
Are you from Australia? If so then you're not gonna be able to read this
@@wispcap217 it's not upside down dude. It's backwards. You need to be a Backwardian to understand it.
@@renewings and I'm just that XD
“Sexuality is a spectrum, I don’t know if they’re male or female” he’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit
He's trying his best, so I'm proud 😌
pure of heart dumb of ass
@@gunsugoncu this is actually really funny
hes trying his best
Me: jack that doesn’t mean they aren’t drug carrier’s
Sean: “I can afford to have two citations.”
Also Sean when a woman will be killed if she is not let in: “not understandable, have a horrid day.”
Lmfao good one
Elisas day be like
That was really frustrating, I didn’t expect him to be that cruel
Based Sean
He denies the dudes wife and then says, not 2 minutes later, "if i get a citation I get a citation"
Jack:”My son gets sick every second day”
Also Jack: *doesn’t feed his son*
Logic 100
s t o n k s
Your son is sick and needs medicine.
Harsh
yes
"Hey, little potato man, c'mon in!"
*Actual Potato man steps up in line immediately after*
Jack: excuse me, what?
Fooled me too, the utter shock was brilliant to see lmao. He came IMMEDIATELY AFTER. What a coincidence.
XD I know right? Lol
Real Potato Man: Am I a joke to you?
time stamp?
@@quack8610 52:28
*lets a random lady through* “I don’t care if I get a citation I’m gonna let her through”.. meanwhile he just sent a poor woman back to Antegria to DIE after her husband begged him to let her through
He did the same thing in the og playthrough tho so is it really surprising he did it again?
He was like that in his first playthrough, of course he would be like that again. Also he's a leftist being hypocritical is a main value of it.
Anyone back after Mark's new series???
Greetings!
Me!
Yeppers!
Yep
Yessir
[This message was removed by the Arstotzkan government]
[Glory to Arstotzka]
[This message was not removed by the Arstotzkan government]
lol
GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!
Arstoska is run like the SCP Foundation.
I honestly find that (redacted).
[This message was removed by the Arstotzkan government]
[Glory to Arstotzka]
Да
You've been standing in a long line of people for God knows how long, you just want to start a new life in a new place. You finally get called in to the checkpoint, you hand the loud bearded man your Passports, Entry Permit, ect. He sits there for a good 5 minutes looking panicked, and he shrugs his shoulders and says, "I don't care if this is wrong, welcome to Glory Greatest!" As you walk through you hear clicking behind you and the man shouts, "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ANOTHER CITATION!"
Yes nice
Not Gonna Question That. Just Gonna... *Mind My Own Business*
+respect
tbh in that situation i would shout back to him to ask if he was okay
detained FUCKIN RUUUUN😂🤷♂️
The most frustrating part is the way Jack doesn't know that you're supposed to compare the fingerprints
for real
He does tho he did it before he just don’t pay much attention.
No, This 42:20 is the most frustrating thing
Yes
Hmm, I think him being extremely happy about getting the spacebar thing, then not using it most of the time is also on the list of annoying things xD
"I don't even know when this game takes place." *proceeds to check the date for every document presented*
He also read it at the start
Jack no pay attention very well
> Jack revisits Papers, Please
Me: *happiness noises*
Excatly
What about happy wheels
ItsMeSky Ah shit, here we go again
Me
Same
“I don’t get a citation for that?”
No he’s *human trafficking.*
69 likes on this comment feels dirty
@@poisonedvices6962 Now it's 369
@@jadecoolness101 hey
@@laboon344 hi?
@@jadecoolness101 just greeting recent comments and replies that's all 🙂
the fact that he actually mixed up mr.potato man and the real one came right behind is so perfect i love it
I got a drinking game for y’all.
*One shot when Jack says:*
“Get the FUCK outta my line!”
“Glory greatest”
“Nocitationnocitation”
*Three shots when Jack says:*
“DETAAIINED”
“Stupid people in my line…”
Just the new ones or the whole thing? 😏😏
If we include "Glory greatest" I'd be dead 10 minutes in 😂 I'd add: finish your drink for "Potato man"
Do you want alcohol poisoning? Because that's how you get alcohol poisoning 😂😂
@@thelatinverse3862 lmao 🤣
Are you trying to kill people
guy who isn't little potato man:
jack: hello friend! go on through!
little potato man: hi
jack: *surprised pikachu meme*
This revisit was so worth it.
Yes, when he said potato man I legit got flashbacks to All The Way when he cuts to the potato part.
GLLLLLLLORYY TO ARSTOTZKAA
@@rasyldarif8808 dude, when Sean said Glory to Arstozka and failed I screamed it perfectly and funny thing was at the time I was doing a number 2 on the toilet when I said it hahaha.
Real Potato Man: Am I a joke to you?
*lets Potato Man through*
"He's a good boy"
*second Potato Man arrives*
*X-Files music plays*
thats just jorji's brother, gorji.
@@0_clover740 Poor guy tried to get his brother to show him how to get in and still got denied
Has Jack a boy seen the papers please short on steam
It's funnier if you watch his face
He was my brothar
whoever does the subtitles is genius. It legit said **the giggles of an Irishman** I can’t 💀
those people deserve to be payed
Woman: “I will literally die if I go back”
Jack: “that’s crazy, but I don’t know who the FUCK ASKED”
Picture on passport: *Different by one pixel*
Jack: Your face looks like it got hit with a shovel.
Also jack: completely ignores a very obviously different passport picture
Jack: hair can change in an instant
Also Jack: this isn’t you, you have a mowhawk!
You got a haircut? YOU MEAN YOU FAKED UR OWN DEATH. *D E T A I N E D!*
The game has some big pixels.
Its the irish way
Almost unanimously people picked Papers Please
The Sims was a very close second
*Visible Confusion*
*It was the only second.*
if be close he meant by a mile
Ikr!!!
what about minecraft 😩
@@meatsauce12 felix is getting the job done on that one
This game needs to be revisited every 4 years. So it's about due again
I really appreciate whoever did the captions (I'm guessing the editor but dont want to credit the wrong person in case). I usually put on captions because I find it easier to process what's happening and it always brightens my day when they are customised to the video instead of auto generated, I understand that doing so probably takes a lot of time, especially for this hour long video. thank you for going through the work to get this done :)
Immigrant: sorry, the station spelled my name inco-
Jack: *"DETAINED"*
hIs nAmE Is sEAn
Obsessive Gamer lol
It’s like with my name (not revealing it) I’ve had it totally misspelled. It’s because with my name there’s multiple spellings and my name is a less common spelling. I’ve had it spelled in a way that wasn’t any of the spellings.
999 like... i guide others to a treasure i can not possess
HE'S THE IMPOSTOR! DETAIN HIM!
Jack: I can finally let potato man through!
The real potato man: ᴬᴹ ᴵ ᴬ ᴶᴼᴷᴱ ᵀᴼ ᵞᴼᵁ?
How did you change the font ?
Kid who sits in the corner I used an app, and then copy and pasted 🙂
399. thats a great price
@@laurena2588 oh thanks
Lauren Amer u cute
This series is well over 3 years old now, yet I see none of the top comments clarify the Diplomats. Diplomats require an authorization document, and on that document "Arstotzka" must be listed, that means the Diplomat has authorization to enter the country. Later down the line when forgeries are introduced, Diplomatic Authorization documents can also be forged, meaning that you must pay extra attention to the document's seal. Thought I'd mention it in case anyone who hasn't played Papers, Please is interested in trying out lmao.
Jack: "My son gets sick every other day."
Also Jack: "You don't need to have food *every* day!"
Did i just watch an hour of someone stamping passports?
Yes, i did, and it was great.
It was glory greatest.
Lol
The Creators Claim This Game Is "Art"
BRUH ACTUALLY
Bless you, child
😂 yup. Glory greatest indeed
I couldn't imagine going to a country and sneaking something and then getting caught and having the patrol officer just Dab on you and yell DETAINED
Shaun Preston time stamp to when he dabs? Lmao please?
Arstotzka has greatest dab! *DETAINED!*
Serella & BitterJoy 27:57
You can't imagine it, but you can watch it
it would be like coming across Jake Perraulta as a border guard
My new favourite quotes
"sexuality is a spectrum, I dont know if you're male or female"
"DETAINED"
Edit: damn why so many likes thanks tho
52:10 Not me crying over how Jack was so excited thinking that was _THE_ *Mr Potato Man*
Jack: "Hey potato man!"
Potato Man: *comes next in line*
Jack: ಠ⌣ಠ
lol
His face was absolutely priceless. Best laugh I have had all playlist haha
Person: passport?
JAck: Don’t you say it
Person: Oh i have it here
Jack: *screams in Arstotzkian*
why do you exist
i love everything about your yt account
Woah your PROFILE NAME
Wait how is jacks logo there in ur name
Lol good one here's your 1,000th like have a good day.
Anyone: *breathes*
Jack: *D E T A I N*
For a second there Jack thought Jorji was Jan, and I had the biggest shit-eating grin when Jorji came in and Jack was "EHH!?"
One of the biggest plot twists in video game history. :D
Jack: doesn't feed son every second day
Also Jack: "my son gets sick every second day!"
Hmmmmmm I'm not sure but I think it's a coincidence
Shall detective Jack figure it out? Find out next episode!
buuuuut, it's cheaper to not feed the son and then just give him medicine.
...hes doing it right let him play how he wants its cheaper to do it this way
I'm pretty sure food leads to hunger, not the family getting sick. I think the heat is what does that but not sure
1st episode of Papers Please: "You feel really bad for denying people"
Revisited 1st episode of Papers Please:
Mable Fox he litteraly dabbs on them
Revisited 1st episode of Papers Please:
"please let me through"
-
"im sorry, haha, this is glory greatest get tHE FUCK OUTTA MY LINE" 8:32
Every time Jack doesn't spot a mistake and the audience does we draw the sharpest inhale ever
fr though
glad to see Sean still being a cold-hearted border inspector on his second playthrough
Jack: "party like it's 1912 . . . I don't know when this game takes place"
Also Jack: *has been checking the validity of the dates on passports for almost an hour*
Cold war I'm pretty sure
@@n0tl142 I'd say its safe to assume it takes place during the cold war. I mean the cold war was 1945-1990 and this game takes place in November 1982
@@makaylahaverluk667 I'd imagine it's in East Germany
Makayla Haverluk Papers Please is based off a Russian story taking place during the Cold War
More then an hour
Jack: I don’t know what year this takes place
Game: Puts 1982 in multiple places
It even has the date in the lower left corner at all times
😂😂😂
He even says it at 3:02
1982: Am I a joke to you?
Ok anybody else DO NOT LIKE THIS COMMENT IT'S AT 666
Jack: My love of detaining people outshines any sort of human empathy
That went dark pretty quick 😅
*GLORY GREATEST!*
This video should be called:
"Papers Please... The Return of Potato Man"
jack notice this man please
that should be the playlist name
He was always Jack's favorite
He's the one that's always causing trouble.
That's bad.
That's bad.
That's bad.
That's bad.
@@HunhowsShadowStalker Little potato man, you're always my favourite
I love how little potato man literally drew his passport lmao
What Number?
@@zion_senpai4085 23:02 if you want a timestamp :)
@@Euqoram thanks
Lol my nickname is literally potato man
He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will.
i remember years ago watching your papers please videos in this chair i had in my room after middle school. now i’m finishing 10th grade, my room has completely changed, but i’m still sitting here watching papers please after school. time really is a circle
I love how he helps the ladies from Dari from being killed but not that poor guys wife that will be killed lol
Right?
Jack: “Im ready to get in there and just...”
Whiteboard: “ИIATƎꓷ”
2:01
lmao
Looc Yrev
DETAIN*ED*
@@aces5thalternateaccount464 if you say no homo
how do you get a backwards E?!
jack: IM ALLOWED TO LET U THRU BUDDY! LIL POTATO MAN HAVE A GOOD TIME!!
potato man: yOu cAlLeD ?
😂😂😂
NO MR POTATO MAN!!!
This doesn't feel like 4 years ago😂 and then the OG playthrough was even longer!😮
Jack: I don't know what time this game takes place. The literal Clock in the corner with the year: ...
Jack- "Oh I didnt check the dates on their passport"
Me- "Nah you good bro, I checked them for you"
Same
Same here
YeeYeeNationBTW samee😂
same
So true
Me:scrolling youtube
(Sees thumbnail)
Me:GLORY GREATEST ARSTOSKA
you spelt it wrong Arstotzka
It's ok, it's a maid up cuntrie enyway...
Oh no! The gramar police even found us here LOL
Jack: checks photos because the photo looks angrier.
Also Jack: let's through photo with a totally different face
Lmao
Jack: *gets special hotkey to check discrepancies*
also jack: doesn’t ever use hotkey
Jack: I can let let little potato man come through now!
Potato Man shows up
Jack:........?
This the the house that JACKSEPTICEYE BUILT!!! (Doesn't have as nice of a ring to it)😅
Lol
@F5 STEEL that's what she said
I want to like this comment but there's exactly 420 likes and I can't ruin that
Jack: *literally checks date on every passport*
Also Jack: "I don't know what year this game takes place in"
1982.
Zack Tell nah its 2019
1982 lmao
1982
Nah bruh it’s definitely 10 /j
It still breaks my heart seeing Jack couldn't just take that one citation and let that poor woman trough
33:52 “If I get a citation, I get a citation”
Gee Jack, if only you had that sorta mindset for the lady you sent away a couple seconds earlier lol
Border patrol: what are you here for?
Jack: work.
Border patrol what kind of work are you doing?
Jack: do you have 90 minutes?
Get out
“Do you know what you’re getting? *DETAINED.* Hehehe. That makes me feel so good. Makes me feel like a big man.”
- Every Dictator Ever
Imagine being detained and he/she just turns and giggles that to themselves as youre dragged away
*GASSED
XD
Brittany Malzahn I Was literally watching that part when I seen this lol
"I'm not looking for genders and stuff, I don't see gender. Everybody's lovely. Everybody's a great person in my book"
*everyone liked that*
*artztotka didnt like that*
Not everyone
He's trying hard to not get cancelled, that's just sad that he is afraid of saying anything in a video game. Nothing to like about it
@@sanchitory how does saying "Everybody's a great person in my book" equate to 'trying hard to not get cancelled'
@@zbdmo4914 you can try to disprove my point all you want, but even if you won't say it out loud, you know he is trying hard not to offend some 13 year olds
Jack: YOUR NAME HAS TOO MANY LETTERS!
Also Jack: Real name- Seán William McLoughlin
Inspector: *let‘s person through the border*
CITATION!
Reason: Incorrect number of blood cells.
*lets
Aja's Channel
Bruh
@@grugiv Bruh moment
@@froggekun this is a CZcams comments section not a Reddit post where everything has to be perfect
@@the_grim_gamer3039 Bad example, Reddit posts are never perfect
In the 2016 series, the last thing Jack said to Jorji was, "Potatobro... you were always my favorite!"
In the 2019 series, one of the first things Jack said to Jorji was, "Potatoman!! You were always my favorite!"
My heart has melted..
His name is Sean.
Rhea Pictures Jack is a screen name so either one is valid to refer to him :)
Light Child, OK.
No now stop watching pinkeyeintimacy
@@thesurfingstickmanyoutube6270 not an og
I never really paid attention of how Jack is so cruel to his own family if I wasn’t able to eat everyday I would be making his life miserable still love this series though 😎
52:49
The face of realization 😭
Imagine jack as a baby
Jack: D-D-D
Dad:omg he is going to say daddy
Jack: D-D-DETAINED
Jack enthusiastically says his first words as he hits a dab on them haters at the tender age of one.
... d-d-d-dab?
Atstoskain guards appear and tackle the dad
ah yes sending people to the gulag at the age of 1
Dont worry hes gonna clutch gulag
"What are you in for"
"I didnt renew my passport"
Asterisk
“Did he yell DEtAiNeD?”
Note
You do not need to inspect then deny, just stamp
@@pretzel502 oh you're bacon ‼️😄 I'm a fan
love game Thx :)
I often listen to this playthrough while im doing homework ...idk if thats weird or not but listening to him focus makes it easier for me to focus on stuff.
Jack's new saying is gonna be, "The FUCK out of my line!"
bro this videos 4 years old and a second playthrough 🤣
*sees thumbnail*
Me : " I'm so proud of this community "
Your should be
I'm so proud of this motherland.
Why no happy wheels
@@law23man54 same I miss happy weels
Me too
Imagine boarder patrol acts like Jack
“Get the FUCK OUTTA MY LINE” XD
Hello
Hi
Hi Sir do you have your passport?
no
Then get the FUCK OUTTA MY LINE!!!!!
no
"D-D-DETAIN!!!!!!!"
Honestly would make going on holiday way more entertaining
They pretty much do act like that
Even after all this time, Jorji is still wholesome in his own special way
even the revisited version was published 2 years ago. Gosh, time really flies
Jack: "I don't know what year this game plays in."
Game: *Has a date on every passport and a clock in the bottom that is used to check if that date is valid*
Bruh I saw this guy comment on another video his theory about how the game takes place in the 60s. It was like five paragraphs long and it was really well thought out, but he completely forgot that there was that timer in the corner
*Every fucking day starts with the date in big white letters*
Clock in the game: am i a joke to you?
@@nerkdurgen5574 😂
You can change the year I thought
Sims fans: Hey, why not bring back The Sims?
True Arstotzkans: Nyet. You do Papers, Please.
Нет, вы делаете документы, пожалуйста.
Glory to arstotzka
In Soviet Russia, Papers, Please does you!
GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY. YOU DO PAPERS BABIOSHKA
Typical Ukraine GLORY MOTHER PROUD
Sean- "I want to send them to prison, that's way more fun"
Remind me to never go through a border checkpoint with Sean on duty.
i love that jorji walks in right after jack talks up the guy he mistook for him
Papers, Please
Jack: Where is your Passport
Jack: Don’t say you have it here
Woman: WhAt iS paSSpOrT?
24:54
Nobody:
Jack: *D E T A I N E D*
TRIGGERED CAT *NOICE*
Jacksepticeye: *Writes detain on his whiteboard*
Camera reversing the text: Are you really in charge here?
niated
Subscribe me for fundraising
28:50 "Those who lie make baby Jesus cry"
My new favorite saying 😂
My kindergarten teacher always said that “lies lead to a life of crime”
Entrant: *uses fake documents*
Jack: HE DAAAAAAAAAABBED!
Jacksepticeye plays Papers Please.
Everyone: HELL, YES.
*Happy wheels you fkn traitors*
HELLL YEA nostalgia
I'vebEEN hoPIng For THis DAy TO COmEEEEE REEEEEEE
imagine trying to bring drugs to arstoztka, and when the border patrol finds out he just screams "DETAINED!!!!"
And dabs over your detained body.
JackSepticEye will forever be the only one to figure out it was Vince Lestrade 😂😂😂
26:00
"I have the eyes of amongus"
1: What are you in for?
2: I killed a man. You?
1: ...Jack...
2: Oh, that's tough. Pass expiration or wrong gender?
1: ...I gained a pound after getting my documents.
2: Yeah, that's around 'Jack' standards. Go huddle in with the others. *Points at large mass of people.
1: ?
2: It's everyone Jack detained. You'll fit right in.
*[THIS STORY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY ARSTOKSKAN WRITERS, BASED ON TRUE EVENTS SEEN IN THE VIDEO ABOVE.]*
That was funny! 😄
Underrated comment 👌
GLORY GREATEST
uhh.. no..? i dont care enough to copy and paste?
Get this top comment, nOW
Jack:I won't be playing old series
Papers please: *_Yes but actually no_*
Tyler TB you are my clone ::))))))
Да, но на самом деле нет
Just fuck off and stop Hating on his old series
The line is wrong, Papers please is supposed to say: No but actually yes.
Although it is still correct in a way.
Omg, the part where he mistakes someone else for jorji, and he comes in the next turn, made me laugh so hard i burst into tears.
Me after watching this series two times already: After all why not?
why shouldn't I watch it again?
"Almost unanimously you chose Papers, Please"
"Sims was a very close second"
I think you may be confused on the definition of unanimous
Clone Gaming oh my god that was bothering me so much. I know he's allowed to make mistakes and I'm not judging him but still
u·nan·i·mous
/yo͞oˈnanəməs/
Learn to pronounce
adjective
(of two or more people) fully in agreement.
"the doctors were unanimous in their diagnoses"
synonyms: united, in complete agreement, in complete accord, of one mind, like-minded, of the same mind, in harmony, at one, with one voice, concordant, undivided; rareconsentient
"doctors were unanimous about the effects of lead emission on health"
(of an opinion, decision, or vote) held or carried by everyone involved.
synonyms: uniform, consistent, solid, united, concerted, congruent, undivided
"a unanimous vote of confidence"
:)
Commenter exactly
i was thinking the same thing haha
@Commenter if something is almost uninanmous you can't have a close second
"I don't know what year this game takes place in" he says in a game, where checking valid *dates* is a core part of the game
I also love how he said 1920 something but rly its the 80s
I think Jack just puts his brain to sleep with some good ol' Irish whiskey before recording these videos.
November 23rd, 1982 at the beginning of the game lmao
1982
52:49. The look on Jack’s face gets me every time, just a look of confusion and slight panic.
Paper Please is one of the most phenomenal games out there. I love the game. I have a lot of great memories of this game.
Potato man: *hands me a 6 year olds drawing of a passport*
Me: *stamps yes because I feel bad*
You're the one that always like fake passports. That's bad. No! My little potato man you were always my favorite. *Jacksepticeye screams*
@@reaganriggles8526 YES LITTLE POTATO MAN
YES POTATO MAN IS BACKK
Jesse Boudreau POTATO MAN 🥔
I always stamp potato mam
CZcams notification : Jack plays paper please
Me : Am I dreaming?
Ikr
Mustafa Kamal okkkkr
actully tho. its been so long
Yeh me too I thought it was one of his old vids
You’ve time traveled!
52:10 when jack thinks it’s little potato man but it is just someone else...
The sadness of real little potato man: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
You know time flies fast when you come here to rewatch this instead of the original
yep
you know time flies fast when you come here to reply to your own comment about rewatching the revisited rather than the original again
Wife: please if I go back I will be killed.
Jack:* denies her*
Random guy:
Also Jack: I’ll let him go though and if I get a citation I get a citation.
He also could have gotten a Token, if he let in the woman wanting to see her son.
I see you've gotten more success with my comment, than me. hmmmmmmmm