"People on Facebook Say Stupid Stuff" | Maz Jobrani - I Come in Peace
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So true, you can't say anything now, because everybody gets offended.
+Pavel Moravec Hey, fuck you man, I'm offended by this.
Mega Lucario you joking right?
+Pavel Moravec obviously lol
yeah. most people are suffering from offendititis these days.
+shweta smile hey that's offensive to people with offenditis
Lol habibi , hanger wasn't the only weapon, they used flip-flops as snipers too ....
What about cables............lol
Leather belt... don't forget that one hahaha
Fiki EHT oh fuck i remember how my grandpa hit me with a leather belt,and he was a militarian. damn :D
***** yeah,my grandfather was an alcoholic.it was painful to sit on the chair in the school :))
Abdul Almutairi hoses too lol
I saw one of Maz's videos.. now I think I'm addicted.. shit..
+Athy Abhyankar 😂 much love buddy don't forget to subscribe & we'll keep the good times rolling on a weekly basis!
Athy Abhyankar that's happened to too.. 😁
now I'm subscring his channel
DarkAngel201032 Nothing but love my friend thank you!
That TED talk got to me man :'D same boat
Niro Black Much love Niro thanks bud!
I was just 3 floors away
I'm legit dying out of laughter "let's go home is hanger time" 😂😂😂😂
Sabra Juma what is wrong with u....I was 3 floors away😂😂😂
I believe all kids who were brought up by strict parents grew a very sarcastic sense of humor look at Russel Peters or you Maz; indeed you are so funny
every asian can relate
look at Jo Koy ! add him to the list
"Secret agent service for suicidal president” i am dead 😂 2:55
Wow when you click the time it shows him really glitchy lol
"We're going to clean your attitude." 😂😂😂😂😂
I am from India still i can relate and understand all of your middle eastern jokes . You are one of the best stand up comedians I've seen . Amazing .
Maz,
You know how to make people laugh without swearing or without being vulgar in any way. Keep it up.
Lots of love and respect from India.
*subscribes right away*
Asma Khan how is Pakistan?
Asma Khan do you muslim understand english. Even when you're girl
Asma Khan without swearing is impossible even maz does it
I'm from algeria and we have the same name 😘😘😘
@@bhavikbhatt8346 Yes, we do and with nice accent as well.
You are truly talented man.
+Sairaj Bibinagar your support means the world Sairaj thanks buddy!
Bro true one of the best out there. He doesn't use vulgar jokes etc just brilliant delivery along with great punchlines. Superb 🤠
as a preschool teacher of 2+ class, i totally get the secret service agent thing.. 100% legit !!!
Ahahahah I'm a Filipino and when I was a kid my grandmother use to discipline me with a hanger! Lol 😂
oh man +brownwallet942 so you know how brutal it is
It’s so funny because it’s so true. I can’t stop laughing and thinking about all the times that I would go shopping with my mom and she would ditch me!
Just explored your channel. I love the way you drag the audience. Peace and support from Indonesia :)
Yo Indonesia!
it's hanger time LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
"I feel like a SS agent for a suicidal president." LOL that got me so hard!
Ohhh...man...I love this guy...I am addicted to his speech....
+Lalith Vishnu this guy loves YOU!
man,I love this guy
You killed it man. Waiting for your new performance.🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm from iran no English 😂😂😂😂
"I'm from Iran",is grammatically correct.The definite article 'the' doesn't apply in this sentence.
Calm down, the guy just quoting Maz. That's what Maz said in the video.
@@I-Colt nope Maz said "the Iran" and that is a common mistake among beginner English learners in Iran so it made it funnier :D
The part about kids being their own enemies is so true! my nephew drinks everything regardless of how safe the environment is and the worst thing he has done was drinking colognes and perfumes, the weirder thing is him liking the taste. Now we operate in a house with. a sign of "cologne/perfume free zone"
Good Mom. she s done a good job. :)
his eyes went damp while talking about his mom in the department store
It's almost 4:00 in the morning and can't stop watching your videos ❣️
Thanks, Rosie!
Maz Jobrani
Arigato * Thank You*
You’ve brightened up my day ❣️
THANK YOU SO MUCH for replying back‼️
THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LAUGHTERS😁
Laughter is the best medication ❣️
Sending love from Okinawa, Japan 💜
The mall thing, LOL!! So true, my sister and I would have to keep track of my mom at the mall because she would just bounce without us.
excuse me my mother...I'm from the Iran hahahahaha crack me up
Indian moms mostly uses sweepers and whatever things next to them at the time 😂
I love you maz, cnt stop watching your videoes... addicted 😀
Man I am laughing my ass off right now😂.
+arn laish thanks for the support buddy nothing but love!
i like that maz never or seldomly use the F word. that is what i dislike about russel.
Perfect🤣🤣🤣🤣one of the best of your performances.
Oh My God!!
I'm gonna die from laughing LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :D
Well, I agree with you totally!
Oh boy did I have some good cleaning of attitude back in the day. Seriously it's good for you
+Ranya Bouayadi 😂😂 oh the old days!
Maz, your videos are amazing man. really funny and relatable.
So true maz, u are great and wonderful man 👨
+कल्पक thanks buddy!
Maz, you are such a natural. You're really likeable and even more funny. Thank you so much. I'm glad that I happened to have found you here. I'm telling others about you!
+Ralph Novallo much love Ralph thanks for subscribing, commenting, & sharing. I appreciate you buddy!
3:56 this is sooo cute and hilarious at the same time i broke out laughing literally lol’ed
Maz when you describe persian you remind me the old greek familys ..you re the best god bless you!!
your such a funny comedian i love how he embraces all aspects of society and delves into modern day issues 😊
Appreciate you +Jana Khalil
Hanger LOOOL ~~~ I Miss Hanger so much although I've never been disciplined with that...but many people around me have!
Oh man +SHEILATIC it's brutal I'll tell you...
Ive never seen a Swedish crowd so rowdy and animated!
Lets go home son , its hanger time ;)
you are so funny😂 I am in dubai and watching your show makes me laugh and a stress reliever for me... thank you
+Mea Manjac thank YOU Mae I appreciate it! Don't forget to subscribe so we can laugh together every Tuesday :)
Man I just become addicted to your clips.. whenever I get break I just watch one and laugh.. thanks Mazyar *in ur dad accent* lol
+Nasser Alduraibi thanks buddy much love!
I absolutely love this
congrats maz , you got urself one more addict :D keep it up
+lucky rathore nothing but love buddy thank you! I couldn't do it without you
The way our parents discipline us before, we looked back, it turned us into a better person, there’s no trauma nor fear...
WHY ISN'T THIS GUY FAMOUS YET.. AMAZING CONTENT HAHAHAH
You're hilarious. 😂😂😂
I think you are the most underrated comedian in history.Still damet garm!
This guy is genius!!
+iraqikurd much love bud thanks for watching
I love his videos and now I am addicted
Hanger time 😂😂😂😂 you must had been through slippers time as well
I cannot stop watching your videos. It's an addiction at this point.
+Sreya Majumder much love Sreya I appreciate you tremendously! Thanks for subscribing, watching, and commenting! :)
Hey Maaz... Ur videos are so addictive man.!! And that Hanger time!! lol.. Outstanding. I would like to watch the full videos...
Just the right amount of comedy, man. Love all your stuff :D
just started listening to your shows...awesome stuff and great sense of humor... keep up the great work...!!!
+Milan Sharma thanks Milan much love! Your last name is so close to shawarma it made me hungry
Haha.. cool...!!
I just came across one of ur performance n could not stop myself from watching all your videos ..you're great☺☺
love from India
+uma M nothing but love back! Thank you! YOU are great!
+Maz Jobrani 😊😊☺ thank you.. keep up the good work...n keep inspiring
uma M much love thanks buddy!
I started watching him yesterday and I've seen every video. I'm honesty addicted especially because I'm Kuwaiti and I can relate to most things 😂😂
+Hamad Al-Barrak much love buddy I appreciate you!
This is the best thing to watch during quarantine! Legit dying in here!
Yap when I was young my mom hit me with hanger also but she is very generous. She let chose what colour I want. Thx mom
When u do something wrong away from ur mom but then a flying hanger comes and hits u repeatedly with no mom in sight
#magicMomPowers
That dance at the start though 😂😂
Now facebook has "See Memories" 😂
"2 year olds can change into a weapon", remind me of Stewie griffin, from the Family Guy.
A Great Comedian & A Great Human being.
So damm right!
All your stand-up comedies are insanely hilarious and amazing as HELL! 😄👍
Great stuff man, brilliant
+vamsi kosuri much love my man YOU are brilliant
may allah bless y for a smile u gave us 😁
m addicted to this Guy
i love this Guy 😂💟💟
+Wi Meow this guy loves you!
You are the best Maz.
Witty, funny, creative and a lot more...
I can relate to the hanger time and how offended people get over dumb stuff.
Kudos Maz, that was hilarious and I'm sure a lot of people can relate to that 👏👍✨🌈
I got whacked with the hangar too or else it was whatever my mom could get a hold off. I feel you, Maz. Lol
Belt ))) It worked am a good man
In US/Canada: Spending time with kids is increasing(somehow)
Making fun of own kids is looked down upon
In East & UK: Spending time with kids is decreasing(due to economic boom)
Making fun of own kids makes you a parent
You are awesome man....Love the stuff...
+Satpal Tanan nothing but love my friend I appreciate you! YOU are awesome!
I'm from the Iran...No English...😂😂
Wow, a famous hanger victim? At least I'm not alone.
Been a fan for a long time Maaz, took too long to comment since I hesitated too, like that guy in another video of yours (no, I really am not Iranian), keep up the fabulous work.
+Sam R2D2 thanks Sam I appreciate you!
hahahaa. I just found Maz and cracked up at his jokes. Love his jokes so much as I experienced many of his stories myself :))
I love you Maz ..you are so funny 😂😂
...my poor parents. They could not even go to sleep without waking up to a disaster! In fact, I thought my name was 'Queen Godzilla' til I was 5 yrs...(LOL) ; > ...
مازیار دوستت داریم. We love you Maz ♥️
Hanger time. that was just ahead of it's time. It's hanger time at my house every two weeks lmao
big fan man jst in 2 days of watchng ur videos
Nice presentation.. good job
you are soo so good ..we love you from kashmir !!!!!
Maz you are hilarious.Lots of Love from Assam, India.
you are truly talented. appreciate that.
+Abhinav Vivekanand I appreciate YOU Abhinav. Thanks for the love buddy & don't forget to subscribe :)
Maziar you still don’t behave sometimes!
😂😂🥰👍💋🙏🇮🇷❤️🇺🇸
Moz jobrani and max amini should make a comedy movie together😂😂😂😂
My grandma used ping pong paddles and wooden spoons
Maz you keep your jokes clean but keep you're audience well entertained I've been watching all of your awesome videos .please perform in India
+Rohith Rao much love my friend!
I LOVE YOU MAZ!!!
+آلجۅد I love you too, my friend!
DON'T TRUST MAZ. HE SAID "MY FRIEND" XD
Great show. I wish I were there
dude, you are totally right about peoples being sensitive in Facebook.. in Malaysia, we had some term for a person who is busybody. We called the Mak Cik Bawang (Onion Aunty) or Mak Cik Facebook (Facebook Aunty)
you're awesome man😊