How Zodiac Believers Talk 😂😂

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  • This how astrologers or people that believe in zodiac signs talk like lmaoo 😂😂
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  • @girlhefunnyaf44
    @girlhefunnyaf44  Před 2 lety +278

    When The First Day Of School Coming Up 😂😂 czcams.com/video/mQBEFvLlajI/video.html
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    • @omerege3495
      @omerege3495 Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah schools are opening and all but Lebron do be trippin doe I hate it when he play for the dolphins

    • @edpscupcake1838
      @edpscupcake1838 Před 2 lety +3

      I don’t need to be reminded that the first day is coming up soon 😒

    • @tiktokatnight7364
      @tiktokatnight7364 Před 2 lety +4

      When that mixtape coming up Bruh?

    • @jasongardner2709
      @jasongardner2709 Před 2 lety

      😂😂😂😂

    • @UnknownTornado
      @UnknownTornado Před 2 lety +1

      You posted this promotion 3 times already but LeBron due be trippin tho

  • @Mono13112
    @Mono13112 Před 2 lety +2363

    "I'm a asparagus" 😂

  • @suavepapi5540
    @suavepapi5540 Před 2 lety +2722

    Bro you’re the most creative CZcams. Half your jokes are bars that have never been said before. You’re going to be a millionaire soon. Keep grinding n making us laugh king!

    • @DA-db9bi
      @DA-db9bi Před 2 lety +78

      Facts folks needa be protected at all costs we can’t lose another talented person💯💯😂

    • @BeenALongWait
      @BeenALongWait Před 2 lety +61

      He's extremely odd but is amazing at making things

    • @droppa57kgx24
      @droppa57kgx24 Před 2 lety +23

      @@DA-db9bi him and KillaKay.

    • @smackfact117
      @smackfact117 Před 2 lety +6

      So y’all don’t be acting slow af like this for no reason lol

    • @Zay967
      @Zay967 Před 2 lety +14

      @@droppa57kgx24 killakay,desi, banks, rdcworld, longbeach griffy, Caleb city, etc

  • @taannmann
    @taannmann Před 2 lety +834

    "I thought you dated *cereal* killers"
    "I do not eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch" 💀

  • @Stardust414
    @Stardust414 Před 2 lety +229

    "I checked my horoscope - I wasn't supposed to be mad today" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @noluvcxp8544
    @noluvcxp8544 Před 2 lety +969

    "Lebron tho"
    "He do be trippin"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @morerico9664
      @morerico9664 Před 2 lety +62

      Hate when he play for the dolphins 😂

    • @opaz3530
      @opaz3530 Před 2 lety +22

      @@morerico9664 facts he was playing my grandmas piano last week now he wanna play with my turtles feelings, he do be trippin fr

    • @royaltmusicc
      @royaltmusicc Před 2 lety

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    • @MotionmanBill
      @MotionmanBill Před 2 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bobbyshmurdashat9973
      @bobbyshmurdashat9973 Před 2 lety +6

      @@morerico9664 Bro I remember how crazy Chicago went when he moved to the Chicago Astros now he at the Charlotte Super Sonics He do be trippin

  • @zelixleo5
    @zelixleo5 Před 2 lety +876

    They word play is insane

    • @AllThingsCurt
      @AllThingsCurt Před 2 lety +21

      literally

    • @trueiyk5621
      @trueiyk5621 Před 2 lety +4

      Fr

    • @Punjabispitta
      @Punjabispitta Před 2 lety +33

      He accidentally said “oh u a Libra, u should leave bruh!!” I don’t think he even knew he was spitting bars 😂

    • @lonwabobudaza5493
      @lonwabobudaza5493 Před 2 lety

      Sick

    • @LightningOnFire
      @LightningOnFire Před 2 lety

      @@Punjabispitta nah he does that all the time in his videos is was definitely on purpose

  • @Lil_E
    @Lil_E Před 2 lety +401

    “Ma’am why did you run over that Man”
    “Sorry, I’m such an Aries 🤪💅”

    • @royaltmusicc
      @royaltmusicc Před 2 lety

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    • @Griffith307
      @Griffith307 Před 2 lety +8

      Omg yasss queen preach 😜💅

    • @abkngooch2758
      @abkngooch2758 Před 2 lety +3

      Aries gang go wild 😜💅💅✨

    • @Gladiator_in_a_Suit
      @Gladiator_in_a_Suit Před 2 lety +1

      Yeap! I’m Aries! There was a strange dude at my house and I answered the door holding a sledge hammer and he said “I don’t want any problems I’ll leave!” I was like okay take care 🤡

    • @MySingleLifeADollShow
      @MySingleLifeADollShow Před 2 lety

      Aries Baby

  • @devans2254
    @devans2254 Před 2 lety +121

    "you have trust issues cause you're a Scorpio."
    "I'm a Gemini."
    How you just gone give that man a whole different sign. 😂😂

  • @foolah
    @foolah Před 2 lety +1245

    “Honestly u been laughing the whole time i think u should libra” .”Thats not even my sign but i cancer”😂😂😂

    • @theboldone1961
      @theboldone1961 Před 2 lety +10

      10

    • @nozyakuza5745
      @nozyakuza5745 Před 2 lety +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ob3ychris
      @ob3ychris Před 2 lety +3

      czcams.com/video/wmMbZF4krEk/video.html imma libra but this fire 🔥

    • @kbeauty4769
      @kbeauty4769 Před 2 lety +8

      Yea I’mma Libra ♎️😆 & He Definitely Lying 🤥 On Us

    • @moonhoneymami
      @moonhoneymami Před 2 lety +6

      I’m a cancer ♋️😂😂😂

  • @mz.phatbaldkat7839
    @mz.phatbaldkat7839 Před 2 lety +657

    The twerking down the street cracked me up.😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mimisenpai4589
    @mimisenpai4589 Před 2 lety +52

    "The colors aren't flying anymore and that's the thing, they got shot, they're on the ground"
    I laughed so hard at this part LMAO

  • @pikeikamau9323
    @pikeikamau9323 Před 2 lety +72

    The asparagus always has me dead 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jydn1177
    @jydn1177 Před 2 lety +616

    “Ima libra”
    “You should lee bruh” 😂😂

    • @jahmelbrewster4568
      @jahmelbrewster4568 Před 2 lety +13

      Leave*

    • @gigabites809
      @gigabites809 Před 2 lety +44

      @@jahmelbrewster4568 They know😐

    • @jahmelbrewster4568
      @jahmelbrewster4568 Před 2 lety +6

      @@gigabites809 nigga was making a joke, I should’ve peeped 🤣

    • @k3aintwittalking873
      @k3aintwittalking873 Před 2 lety +12

      @@jahmelbrewster4568 ur fun at parties arent ya😃

    • @jahmelbrewster4568
      @jahmelbrewster4568 Před 2 lety +9

      @@k3aintwittalking873 uh u don’t see my response or are u just blind? I didn’t realize it was a joke at first I clearly corrected myself 😬

  • @sethanin4094
    @sethanin4094 Před 2 lety +418

    Always using their zodiac signs as an excuse for being rude.Smh

  • @BaybeeGiant
    @BaybeeGiant Před 2 lety +68

    “The THIRD”😭😭😭🤣

  • @hon777
    @hon777 Před 2 lety +114

    “I think you just date serial (cereal) killers”
    “they do not eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch” 😂

  • @portable.adorable
    @portable.adorable Před 2 lety +753

    “you not naked but you nu-dis” that one almost went over my head lmao

    • @sharon_rose724
      @sharon_rose724 Před 2 lety +8

      Hahaaaa I had to go back

    • @h3llboyyy407
      @h3llboyyy407 Před 2 lety +31

      Nudist * but yeah pronounced like that anyways

    • @xanandperc
      @xanandperc Před 2 lety +4

      Two wrongs dont make a right

    • @Chris-px2gf
      @Chris-px2gf Před 2 lety +2

      @Wensley Michel easy there gemini

    • @h3llboyyy407
      @h3llboyyy407 Před 2 lety

      @@Chris-px2gf lmao i heard Gemini's are geniuses tho 💀 so does that take away my saggitarius card???

  • @cosmiceden
    @cosmiceden Před 2 lety +444

    “you’re breathing you must be a capricorn”

    • @adeadchannel8686
      @adeadchannel8686 Před 2 lety +24

      no im a caprisun

    • @sketch8307
      @sketch8307 Před 2 lety +5

      😂🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @jay2fast2
      @jay2fast2 Před 2 lety

      Yo I make funny skits and stuff like that it would mean a lot if u took a little time out of your day and gave me a chance🙏🏽

  • @eltrappo4056
    @eltrappo4056 Před 2 lety +67

    What’s your sign ?
    “I’m a Sagittarius”
    What’s your sign ?
    “Oh I’m an asparagus”😃
    I see nothing wrong here

  • @mybitchlovecoco8086
    @mybitchlovecoco8086 Před 2 lety +38

    "I mean what can I say?"
    "You can't say anything it's my company "😂😭💀

  • @Nasri.English
    @Nasri.English Před 2 lety +841

    At the end he said "im just gunna leave you here i dont want to call security or use my gun😹😹😹 "

  • @Jempath
    @Jempath Před 2 lety +374

    “What’s your sign?”
    “I’m an Asparagus”
    Lmao

  • @Region8gaming
    @Region8gaming Před 2 lety +17

    “We’re the same sign “
    “Okay two wrongs don’t make a right”
    🤣

  • @xavierjones6852
    @xavierjones6852 Před 2 lety +22

    “ I checked my horoscope, I was not supposed to be mad today” lmaoo

  • @King_Kefo
    @King_Kefo Před 2 lety +179

    " u can't say anything it's my compliment"
    The asparagus Sent Me 😂

    • @medj7779
      @medj7779 Před 2 lety +19

      U can’t say anything it’s my company

    • @triggahappyjoe
      @triggahappyjoe Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/GyQTmfbZHjQ/video.html

  • @Clop..
    @Clop.. Před 2 lety +674

    *his girlfriend cheated on him 6 times*
    “Don’t say you can’t trust her cause you a scorpio”

    • @msi8311
      @msi8311 Před 2 lety +31

      This happened to my mans born November 11th 😭 girls treat him a type of way because he is a Scorpio, and they always end up being the off ones.

    • @xanandperc
      @xanandperc Před 2 lety +4

      @@msi8311 😂

    • @xanandperc
      @xanandperc Před 2 lety +11

      @@msi8311 ik bitches be like ur aries ur toxic im like 😑

    • @pinkspirit6986
      @pinkspirit6986 Před 2 lety +12

      @@xanandperc Aries be agressive af, calling people bitches and shi

    • @Chill.777
      @Chill.777 Před 2 lety +5

      @@xanandperc Ikr, My birthday is 04/17 and I mostly be chillin and never want drama/problems 💀🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @husky2674
    @husky2674 Před 2 lety +19

    "Everyone makes mistakes"
    "Sir this is not Hannah Montana"
    "And nobody has those days"

  • @dh8538
    @dh8538 Před 2 lety +6

    4:00 “You can’t say anything it’s my company” 💀

  • @bisharoahmed1049
    @bisharoahmed1049 Před 2 lety +116

    The twerking down the street got me dying😂😂😂

  • @blackpicantosauce1444
    @blackpicantosauce1444 Před 2 lety +268

    "The colors ain't flying anymore,they got shot,they're on the ground.😂

  • @XENOCIDAL8888
    @XENOCIDAL8888 Před 2 lety +13

    “I know u not naked but you nudist/knew this” lowkey a bar 😂😂

  • @jstark95
    @jstark95 Před 2 lety +43

    “I think you just date serial killers”
    “They do not eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch”, this man doesn’t miss 😂😂😂

  • @wyoisrael4527
    @wyoisrael4527 Před 2 lety +73

    “I feel like you should leave bruh (Libra)” 💀

  • @36moshpit7
    @36moshpit7 Před 2 lety +203

    This employer's really more concerned about his potential employee being an Aquarius (which would be true either way), then the fact that his potential employee hasn't been born yet, and would therefore be a child labor lawsuit waiting to happen. Bruh.

    • @PJ-po7fu
      @PJ-po7fu Před 2 lety +5

      Also Feb 18 is my birth date😂

    • @36moshpit7
      @36moshpit7 Před 2 lety +4

      @@PJ-po7fu Happy Late/Early Birthday!

    • @KareemDaKing
      @KareemDaKing Před 2 lety +2

      2024

    • @xxxenaaa1993
      @xxxenaaa1993 Před 2 lety

      @@PJ-po7fu omg same and this dude I like but he don’t like me back

  • @truereviewsportsnews5692
    @truereviewsportsnews5692 Před 2 lety +2

    1:20 *THAT EFFECT!!!!😂💀😂💀😂💀* HOW YOU NOT ON TV YET BRUH!!! Remember me when you up!🤞🏾

  • @nicolash.9222
    @nicolash.9222 Před 2 lety +6

    1:33 "2 wrongs don't make a right" "what, you callin yourself wrong ?!" "don't be technical !" lmao

  • @_laqwann_
    @_laqwann_ Před 2 lety +179

    So we going to ignore the fact his buddy went walking away casually to twerk in the background twice 1:10 1:25 after hearing about horoscopes 😭💀

  • @26mic
    @26mic Před 2 lety +28

    The signs be makin no sense 😂😭

  • @JasmineGHill
    @JasmineGHill Před 2 lety +2

    “Yeah well the colors aren’t flying anymore… they got shot” 💀💀💀🤣

  • @GinjouArmy
    @GinjouArmy Před 2 lety +8

    I need an extended version of that last skit. The acting, jokes, speaking, and nuances were on point. I'm asking nicely I don't want to use my gun.

  • @lightout2k
    @lightout2k Před 2 lety +163

    He don’t miss oNG! Lebron do be tripping

    • @jmac65_
      @jmac65_ Před 2 lety +23

      Yeah like I hate when he play for the dolphins

    • @lightout2k
      @lightout2k Před 2 lety +5

      @@jmac65_ same bro ☹️

    • @bowskee
      @bowskee Před 2 lety +1

      LeBron tho 😂

    • @26mic
      @26mic Před 2 lety +1

      If you know you know 😂

    • @marii-_-4991
      @marii-_-4991 Před 2 lety +1

      Dont he play for the dolphins?

  • @bl7kecarrington
    @bl7kecarrington Před 2 lety +207

    Anyone else be looking at their “My mums a virgin” and “My Dad pulled out” hoodies and really want one ??? 😂

    • @whisperitquietly
      @whisperitquietly Před 2 lety +5

      you can buy the mom virgin one, The link is in the description

    • @SP3XTRO
      @SP3XTRO Před 2 lety +2

      What about the “Thank God I’m an atheist”

    • @hannahhojraj4211
      @hannahhojraj4211 Před 2 lety

      Yeah I was wondering if anyone saw that too

  • @skootrzworldz4297
    @skootrzworldz4297 Před rokem

    I am SOOOO glad I found your channel!

  • @ajbrown2313
    @ajbrown2313 Před 2 lety +5

    I was kinda down, but after watchung this i was right up. Thank u girlhefunny for making my day better👍

  • @CgJeff456
    @CgJeff456 Před 2 lety +53

    “The colors aren’t flying anymore”

  • @TheOfficialFnoGanja
    @TheOfficialFnoGanja Před 2 lety +28

    “Idk what to say u can’t say nothing cause it’s my company”😂

  • @Jaidzeka36
    @Jaidzeka36 Před 2 lety +5

    "The colors aren't flying anymore " DAYUM! That was brutal! 🤭

  • @taygray6424
    @taygray6424 Před 2 lety +16

    I lost it at the end when he said “yeah the colors aren’t flying anymore”😂😂😂😂

  • @monomarino5349
    @monomarino5349 Před 2 lety +66

    You gentlemen are fresh, hilariously funny and have good chemistry. Do well my friends.

  • @gigisgucci
    @gigisgucci Před 2 lety +14

    You guys never fail to make my day. Lmao Us Leo’s do be like that 🤣

  • @temarahstuckey4866
    @temarahstuckey4866 Před 2 lety

    fr bro i love your vids keep it up Much Love

  • @chrs9479
    @chrs9479 Před 2 lety +60

    “Lebron do be tripping though” 😂

    • @yn6371
      @yn6371 Před 2 lety +1

      He do he trippin' 😂.

    • @willowcove888
      @willowcove888 Před 2 lety +2

      Well he is a Capricorn with an Aries Moon 😂

  • @duhmarionn
    @duhmarionn Před 2 lety +123

    white girls i know literally talk like this 😭

  • @MsAchampion
    @MsAchampion Před 2 lety

    Yes! The end of June ,first of July! The spill on the shirt! This is 💯👍🏾😃🤣

  • @mysticisraelite8381
    @mysticisraelite8381 Před 2 lety +10

    Homeboy:“I think you just date serial killers!”
    (FunnyAF) :“They do not eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch”. 😂😂😂😂😂😘😘😘😘😘🥰🥰🥰🥰🤗✨✨✨✨crying!

  • @natrellfugellion8487
    @natrellfugellion8487 Před 2 lety +107

    The fact I’m a Leo and was finna eat a burger tomorrow is hilarious 🤣🤣😭😭😭

    • @shawty.413
      @shawty.413 Před 2 lety +3

      IM EATIN A BURGER TODAY LMFAOOO

    • @natrellfugellion8487
      @natrellfugellion8487 Před 2 lety +5

      @Mike the days I get my haircut I usually get a burger or something to eat, I've been in the mood for a burger😭

    • @Shannystrr
      @Shannystrr Před 2 lety +3

      I literally had a random urge to eat a burger yesterday 🤣. I haven’t had a burger in months lol ♌️

    • @SEXgoddess.
      @SEXgoddess. Před 2 lety +1

      I can imagine us doing that

    • @Insidzmymind
      @Insidzmymind Před 2 lety

      Burger king🤣😭ion fuck with burgers😭🤣

  • @jaa4775
    @jaa4775 Před 2 lety +18

    "Im a lebra" "then you just need to leave bruh" 😂😂😂

  • @404_Jamal
    @404_Jamal Před 2 lety +2

    This is so accurate🤣 girlhefunny the CZcams plug🙋🏽‍♂️🔥💯

  • @TVeeTime
    @TVeeTime Před 2 lety +6

    Good no Taurus were hurt during the filming of this video 🙌🥳 ♉️

  • @theemarixo
    @theemarixo Před 2 lety +8

    1:08 he just casually twerking😭💀ayeee get it😂😂😂

  • @N-b-dy
    @N-b-dy Před 2 lety +12

    Bruh the way they switched to "LeBron be trippin" got me weak
    0:55

  • @dempseytime9553
    @dempseytime9553 Před 2 lety +3

    You guys are too funny. Every joke was on point wow 👏

  • @justkeepswinging1593
    @justkeepswinging1593 Před 2 lety +7

    “The colors not flying no more, they got shot”😭

  • @suavepapi5540
    @suavepapi5540 Před 2 lety +24

    “This is not Hannah Montana”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you undefeated tho….

  • @maxtheballer1480
    @maxtheballer1480 Před 2 lety +18

    This goofy boy lmao this man funny as hell

  • @fathercarson
    @fathercarson Před 2 lety +10

    bro the “yall cancers been known for being emotional bra 🙄” 💀💀💀

  • @deelirious_one3893
    @deelirious_one3893 Před 2 lety

    girlhefunnyaf44 your too creative with the word play!!! Love the vids!!

  • @sharon_rose724
    @sharon_rose724 Před 2 lety +11

    I'm an asparagus 🤣
    The background music is perfect every time 💀

  • @que2274
    @que2274 Před 2 lety +17

    Lebron do be tripping tho

  • @ladyv890
    @ladyv890 Před 2 lety +1

    Lmao. " The colors aren't flying anymore"

  • @barry11191
    @barry11191 Před 2 lety

    Mannnn u be on point thats exaclty how they be but wayyyy more funny 😂😂😂

  • @cmoney4661
    @cmoney4661 Před 2 lety +4

    jit twerking in the back🤣🤣

  • @littlebeau5402
    @littlebeau5402 Před 2 lety +23

    "my ex was born in december" "something in the universe" wtf!!!!! lol u too funny bruh

  • @ZavierGreen
    @ZavierGreen Před 2 lety +2

    my dawg stay twerking in the background 1:09 😂

  • @neeshaqueeen
    @neeshaqueeen Před 2 lety

    Brooo y’all funny asf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @wen0tfamous460
    @wen0tfamous460 Před 2 lety +10

    “The colors got shot…They on the Ground”🤣🤣😂😭

  • @starvalentino
    @starvalentino Před 2 lety +7

    2:15 "i mean i know you not naked but you knewdis" 😂😂😂

  • @sigcinondlela8385
    @sigcinondlela8385 Před 2 lety

    Lol I discovered this guy today, instantly subscribed

  • @nicolash.9222
    @nicolash.9222 Před 2 lety

    0:58 Lmao the hoodie was saying "my dad pulled out" yet you're there lmao !

  • @ZyZy456
    @ZyZy456 Před 2 lety +7

    “That’s not even my sign but I Can Sir (Cancer)”🥶

  • @miqueaspromontorio3
    @miqueaspromontorio3 Před 2 lety +4

    Oh my god. This shit is GENIUS! I haven't laughed so hard in forever

  • @lawrencesanderson3847
    @lawrencesanderson3847 Před 2 lety

    Bruh u already CZcams famous, but u bout to blow now.

  • @zemaspaze1211
    @zemaspaze1211 Před 2 lety

    You really still talking about that 😂😆😂😂 I am dead

  • @youngkj761
    @youngkj761 Před 2 lety +3

    "My Dad pulled out" 😂💀

  • @rachelm2959
    @rachelm2959 Před 2 lety +10

    “Don’t let me grab your Johnson 😉” HILARIOUS 😭

  • @putinwork3498
    @putinwork3498 Před 2 lety

    Bro, you really good😍💯

  • @damilolapaul993
    @damilolapaul993 Před 2 lety

    Nahh bro you’re goated. Dem punchlines inbetweeen are hard

  • @fettionfetti1
    @fettionfetti1 Před 2 lety +3

    2:25 lebron tho😭

  • @lonwabobudaza5493
    @lonwabobudaza5493 Před 2 lety +1

    You are creative and damn down right smart as hell. ❤️🤟

  • @seesyou4482
    @seesyou4482 Před 2 lety +1

    “What’s your sign?¿”🤣

  • @tvlergee
    @tvlergee Před 2 lety +3

    His wordplay is untouched by your favorite rappers 😂😂

  • @KhailaIman
    @KhailaIman Před 2 lety +3

    Lol I be so over the zodiac talk 😂🤣😂

  • @salexander3801
    @salexander3801 Před 2 lety

    Yo you are a genius! 🤣 Yes king keep rising!

  • @DAK272
    @DAK272 Před 2 lety +1

    My boy said he a vegetable 🥗 I’m hollering 😂🤣🤣

  • @flyyeli
    @flyyeli Před 2 lety +51

    alternative title: how most females talk😂

  • @adueolav8333
    @adueolav8333 Před 2 lety +6

    I couldn't stop laughing 😂

  • @conspiracyguy4045
    @conspiracyguy4045 Před 2 lety

    Subscribed🤣🤣🤣

  • @Memarzuq
    @Memarzuq Před 2 lety +1

    "Bruh, June or July....?" 😂😂😂

  • @shawty4169
    @shawty4169 Před 2 lety +3

    The colours aren’t flying anymore 😂😂😂🤣