Me: fire sign
Mom: fire sign
Brother: fire sign
Dad: stares at us as a water sign
Alivia Shearer me and my mom are water signs and my dad is a lonely fire sign
my dad: gemini - air sign
my mom: libra - air sign
my brother: aquarius - air sign
me: stares at them as capricorn
@@itzapplitz My dad is a Gemini too
My mom -Aquarius
My brother - Virgo 😂
Me : Sagittarius
💀 lol
I am a fire sign (arise)
My mother is Air sign (libra)
My dad is Earth sign (capricorn)
"Leo, best zodiac sign on the chart"
such a Leo thing to say
@@SieMiezekatze As a Capricorn with a Leo sister, hell yeah Leos are the best
*Dad* : Scorpio
*Mom* : Scorpio
*Grandpa* : Scorpio
*Grandma* : Scorpio
*Cousin* : Scorpio
*3 Best friends* : Scorpios
*Me* : A *_terrified_* pisces
help, i wish this was fake
Why? I am a scorpio but I dont know much about star sings. Can you tell me why?
@@aasiya8808 i mean, you know scorpios have the stereotype of being the devil and all of these people around me are just like that (not in a bad way obviously) and for us pisces there's the stereotype of being too sensitive and stuff like that, and i'm exactly like that, so it's scary for me to be with scorpios (not literally lol)
No one :
Not a soul :
jermbot : i'M a LeO
Souhi Awake 😂😂 I can kind of relate. I’m Virgo but most of the time I wake up and I’m like o shit my Leo Rising is so active today so whenever anyone asks me what’s my zodiac I tell them I’m Virgo but my Leo Rising is more active so I’m actually more Leo than Virgo 🤣
"Libra's, you can **silence** you're able too **silence** "
Me a Libra: ... thanks....
“pisces have emotional intelligence”
me, a pisces: doesn’t know how to see the difference between platonic and romantic feelings
Check out you rising and moon sign.. maybe they are more prominent in you...
Mom: Cancer
Dad: Cancer
Sister: Cancer
Brother: Cancer
Friend: Cancer
Me; An annoyed Gemini.
Jerm struggling to compliment the zodiac signs
@@esstoria8590 oops my auto correct always changes words... I speak a different language so the auto correct is set to that language and when I type it sometimes changes English to a different language😂🤷🏻♀️
*libras have a way with words*
me, a socially awkward libra: beesechurger
as a libra i’ve been told i’m an eloquent speaker but i once struggled on the word pants so,,
whats the difference between introverted & extroverted libra ?? i dont understand
to explain the Capricorn thing as a Capricorn, Caps like to bottle up their emotions until they explode (which you probably know if you have a Capricorn friend), but that is also a bad thing because that makes us not want our friends to go through the same things as we have to. So all i all were just over protective people
"Sagittariuses are obsessed by themselves"
Me : *having flashbacks of Jin calling himself worldwide handsome for 1000 times*
"I am addicted to Scorpios"
Me : Hmmm lets see if any of my leos classmates likes me 😏
I wanted to like your comment but it's at 69 likes and I don't wanna ruin that
No one:
No one in the world:
No single soul in this universe:
Jerm bot: you all suck, but I love you for it.
My parents: both Scorpio
Me as an Aries: trying to be a social butterfly
My parents: letting no one into my house and literally scaring off all of my friends
him: virgos are such hard workers
me, a virgo who's almost failing online school: 😎😎😎😎
Lol my bestie is a virgo when she got 19 out of 25 she said to me lets run together :)
Sis I am already failing with two dam 0 and 16 also a 19 or I think 18 well I think I am passing the rest of my classes I think......
bruh... i don't get the way grades work in the usa bc i'm brazillian hahaha and in my school, at least, they're just making us do A BUNCH of work and not telling us our grades lol, they said there will be only ONE grade for ALL the classes together lol idk what's going on anymore and i'm paranoid
"Capricorns (...) won't stop until you are living in a mansion with a bachelor's degree"
Me, a Capricorn: *thinks about me writing the cv for my best friends, their portfolios, looking for suitable jobs for them and even securing job interviews, making their business cards and even managing their working socials while nagging at them about the future, money and careers*
Maybe it's accurate.
As a scorpio, this video made me feel really special. Thank you.❤️️
“I love Aries”
me: *blushes* // *debby ryan face*
We are so underappreciated that when someone says they love us, it is such a surprise lmao.
“If you’re ever bored, hit up your Gemini, Leo friends”
I’m a Gemini and two of my friends are Leo’s. So-
"Sometimes I forget to feel." -Jerm Bot
As a virgo, I relate to this quote on a spiritual level.
jerm: Sagittarius are obsessed with their looks
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Jin being Sagittarius
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Me: 👁️👄👁️
My dad is Sagittarius
And and he is obsessed with his looks
One day i said to my dad that
Everybody thinks that I'm in highschool (I'm doing my graduation btw)
He said that that's cause you are my daughter, we both have that anti aging skin DNA 😅🤣🤣
“your zodiac sign sucks... but not as much”🤩🤩🤩
Him: "i have an addiction with Scorpios."
Me being a Scorpio: aHa ha 😎
@@lili35283 that is soooo cool i wish i have my birthday on halloween🥰 btw im scorpio too i have birthday on november 8
As a sagg, yes I’ve always been obsessed with how I look. When I was little I would put on glittery lipgloss AT NIGHT cause I HAD to look cute while sleeping.
I'm an Aquarius and usually people just say we're weird or different, but thank you so much for praising our creative, artistic side 😄 We usually don't hear those, so thank you so much 💜💜
I must say as Pisces with shit tons of Aquarius in my chart..
I LOVE AQUARIUS
LIKE MARRY ME ALREADY-
Jerm Bot hurts your feelings???
*BEDAZZLE IT*
My friend group is two Geminis, a Leo, an Aries and a Scorpio. Crackhead energy radiates profusely.
my friend group is a gemini, a libra, a virgos and a cancer.
im a pisces xddd
i’m a sagittarius and my friend group is, an aries, an aquarius, a gemini, a taurus and two scorpios✌🏻
“capricorns are selfless but when they care about you, they wont stop caring”
me: who doesnt care about any of my friends except for family
capricorns care about like two people and everyone else can go fuck themselves lmao
“Libras are able to withstand a lot before they flip out on you”
as a libra I can tell you this is true. Especially when you are a pmsing woman- 🙇🏽♀️
Everyone: I hate Geminis
Geminis: I love being a Gemini
@@torikeii XD Lucky for you, I'm a Gemini, so I practically said it already UwU
my favorite quote by a gemini is "why think though?" -Kanye, live interview.
I live by that
"Beyoncé stop copyrighting me"
Yo Misery I think there is definitely something wrong with me... my sign legit does not represent me at the fuck all.
Where my Sagittarius fam at ?
here... This is sad we are the 2nd last to this list. I know.... this is salty.
I’m a Libra, and I’m proud to be bad shit insane
But with a hint of flirt ;)
"with a few insults"
Yeah, it isn't a jerm bot video without some insults and self deprecation 😂
nobody:
not a single soul:
jermbot: AS A LEO
You could at least try to make this a little different than the other comment.
referring to scorpios: "im addicted to them"
me a scorpio: say less 😏
man, you've motivated me so freaking much by saying the words about virgo
"sometimes I forget to feel" - jerm bot, 2019
him: "i love scorpios"
also him: " i have an addiction to scorpios"
me, a scorpio: i- um ok
Uwuuu i'm a scorpio
My mom and dad are leo's sooo i'm the crackhead of the family😂
I swear this is my new fave channel, I'm in love
7:07 "Are you okay?"
Don't ask me that, I could actually express emotion.
I’m a Sagittarius, I remember that one time an old friend said an insult to me in 2nd grade. I’m never gonna let that biscuit live it down.
I'm also a sagittarius and i am kinda obsessed with my looks but to the point where I don't go outside cause I'm ugly
oh dang it i think i started a war with a Sagittarius. What do i do? I don't wanna be attacked like the biscuit.
Bazooka Girl just apologize sincerely. If you really messed up and you don’t wanna apologize then just stay out of their way. That’s what I would do (I’m a Sagittarius) but if they consider you a friend then it’s better to make up, trust me.
6:15
jerm bot: *'sAGgY tItTiEs'*
also jerm bot: *'nope not putting that in there'*
ALSO JERM BOT: **proceeds to put it in there**
Rewatching this video for the nth time and i live that this is essentially thw same stuff u said in the other one but with a positive inflection 😂😂❤️
Love that you still committed to my sign being a crackhead! Also yes Leo’s and Geminis are wild and we know how to have fun. And my mind goes 100 miles an hour as I live on a different plane of being.
I have a Leo friend, a Libra friend, a Taurus friend, and I’m a cancer
It’s literally a crackhead squad
And with 1 more Aquarius we'll complete the infinity stones of crackhead squad
As a Capricorn, we ask if you’re okay to make sure you aren’t planning on leaving
Me: Scorpio
Older brother: Pisces
Older sister: Cancer
Younger brother: Gemini
Dad: Gemini
Mom: Libra
Best friend: Virgo
Girlfriend: Capricorn
FINAL UPDATE LMAO
“Sometimes I forget to feel, I just forget” what a FRICKING MOOOD DARLING
Ok... but I'm a leo and I'm *very* emotional like today I was watching a cooking video with calm music and I started crying... yeah.. ( • ^ •`)
@@-leggylong-5262I'm a Leo and I only do that when its 3am and Im watching videos puppies getting rescued while eating a tub of ice cream.
@@YouGetThePicture_08 Oh crap same, yesterday at 4 am. i was like watching about spirit animals and started cryin' bc i felt useless. Yayy.
Omg dude every single compliments you said about each zodiac signs are soo accurate!!!
"libras are charming"
me: *debby ryan face* i kNoW
When a drunk Gemini and a drunk Leo walk into a building it’s like:
USE THE FIRE EXITS GET OUT THE BUILDING GET A SWAT TEAM.
Honestly it’s pretty horrific because me and my leo friend done that a McDonald’s and it wasn’t pretty.
Review Style lol it’s me I’m a fake friend and I don’t know how to change
Lol I'm Gemini and I have a leo friend and we create a weird game I mean like weird it's btw my friend Leo make it , anyways she make a..... Ummmm a.... Butt game the one who touch most of other butts win (oh ya I have Aquarius friend and Gemini 2 Gemini hmmm?) And I make triple bed and it's about person one sleep on bed person 2 bring pillow and sleep on top of person 1 finish it of with 3 person yayyyyyyyyyy also I make a game where people chose d or b if they chose d there getting donut and the other person chose b there getting a 🌯 yup byeeee I mean
HIYABYYYYEEEEEEEE
My Dad: Gemini My Mom: Gemini My Sister: Gemini Me, a Capricorn: Kill me
oh my...
Mine is scarier
Dad:Aquarius
Sister:Aquarius
Mom: Aries
Brother:Libra
Me:leo 😭
@@brohoe9923 Yes. I frequently get attacked for no reason. And our energies can't seem to match😢😂
OOOH you did do a nice scorpio part here. Love ya man. Yes its true. if your one of mine, and someone hurts you bad, I'm going all in haha. And yes it's true, I am an enormous einzelgänger, because I am very sensitive and I don't trust or love people a-prioi, but when I do, there are reasons to it.
This editing is amazing lol 😂
“Libras are able to withstand a lot before you flip out”
Me, a libra with anger issues: 😎😎
My Sagittarius cousin dresses me your right. Whenever I see him he presents me his closet and shoes. He’s especially pays attention to more of the shoes and shirts he wears. He’s really chill and positive. My sister also a sag. She’s pays attention to how she presents herself but not that much into clothes. She easily knows how to dress without breaking a sweat
female aquarius: i'm not like other girls
other female aquarius: same
“If someone does you wrong and your Scorpio friend finds out, there dead”
Me: *ExPoSeD*
Oh shit thanks for the likes fam👌🏼
Sara Padilla I was thinking "that's not true for me?" & then I remembered how yesterday I found out a kid was mean to my nephew so I started plotting murder in a lot of detail. I just stopped because I realized there was no way I could get away with it without a car.
Campmob !! Lmao same but someone did something to my friend and I started planning how to fuck up there life😂🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
oMYGOD ok so yesterday i told my eXTREMELY CLOSE scorpio friend my boyfriend broke up with me and she went and kICKED HIM IN THE BACK WHAAAATT
no one:
capricorn: *aRE yOU HAPPY yET!?!!!?!?*
aKire I’m born on January first and that part he said when you ask when your friends ok that’s totally me sis!
"I'm addicted to scorpios"
me, a scorpio: t e e h e e
As a cancer, I appreciate this and it’s absolutely 100% true 🤣 I have so many friends that are actually kind of horrible but there’s good in everyone and Im just an understanding person, everyone is going through something and everyone has a story.
He looks and acts like Kurtis Conner, but on 200% *_more_* crack
and I love it
. 🗿 💕
🦵🦵
“Libras, you’re able to withstand a lot before you flip the fxck out”
Me: y e s 🗿
New subscriber new follower here and i started to be a fan for the what i hate about signs is hilarious ps Capricorn and proud much love here 🤩
"I like geminis i love that crack head energy"
bRO THATS THE NICEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER SAID ABOUT ME-
And it’s very true. I really am a crackhead. A socially awkward crackhead lol.
I can't believe he only likes us, not loves us like Aries pfft ...I thought Leos and Gems stick together!
Saying this on behalf of all Aquarians. ‘“We’Re NoT lIkE tHe OtHeR gIrLs”
Lol your edits are hilarious 🤣
ONG YES. Looks are everything!!!
Him: "I like Geminis I like there crack head energy"
Me: *tears up* omg...thank you so much *wipes tears*
Army is everywhere I can't watch a video without Seeing y'all in the comment section😂😂😂
@@DreamingButterfree.22 true though I see army literally in every video I watch 😂
Ur hairstyle changes every 2 minutes and i love that
Happy Birthday! 🎂 🎈
You need to get 12 videos out. One for each sign
@@RukhsarSanjaree yeah, i laughed my ass off 😃 hope he will make those videos soon 😆😆😆
I love how you took every single insult and said "but it makes you cool" or "thats what makes you different."
As a Sagittarius-Capricorn cusp, these are very true. Thankfully my bestie was born on the exact same day and we are codependent on EACH OTHER it's great
scorpio was so accurate why do I almost feel attacked but like in a good way ?
no one:
jerm bot editing: *THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE*
IM GONNA REWATCH ALL UR VIDEOS BC I MISS THEM
As an Aquarius who has dated a Leo, yes we are UNIQUE and I know how much it killed you to say that and give it to us hahaha!
me: aries
my mom: sagittarius
my dad: leo
it can get pretty loud at home...
dad: virgo
mom: scorpio
bro: cancer
bro: cancer
bro: pisces
sister: aquarius
me: aries
our household 24/7: NVJDFKNDKWJDJSBFDFJFNDK
@@sam-sh6tr Dad: Gemini
Me: Cancer
Bro: Cancer
Bro: Aries
Bro: Picies
Mom: Picies
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Rule #1 while watching Jerm bot:
Never eat while watching, i almost choked laughing
i never felt sad from ur previous video tho😂👌
So happy to hear someone being positive about scorpios without calling us manipulative and mean. We only seem mean if you can't handle the harsh truth.
"Sagittariuses are really fashionable"
Me in my sweatpants and messy bun: interesting..
Edit: woah thanks for all the likes ♐
as a scorpio, thank you for calling me out for having no friends
I am a Virgo, and my parents came from nothing! Now we’re living amazing. I pushed through a lot of things, like living in a hotel, living in our unbuilt house, and I can’t talk to my grandma now. But I think what u said is very good jerm!
as a scorpio . . . i love you for this ♡
did u guys like the video i sure hope so 🥺💘
Ure such a badass king and i stan
YESSSSS LEO KING
YES ILY
if someone doesn’t like your video, i- i’ll FiNd them.
I LOVE U