"Lets see if his muscles can hold up his house, CAUSE THEY OBVIOULY COULDNT HOLD UP HIS MARRIAGE!! - Best Roast Of 2020 Edit: use that ROAST on rap wars😂😂
*flashback* Random kid: Hola me adoptas Albertsstuff: shut the *HECC* up *Random kid runs away* (search up Albertsstuff hola me adoptas if you didn't get this flashback)
There is this new game called “The Missing” and the cover is a old creepy house. It is a horror game on Roblox and I think it would be fun to see you play it.
I love how Albert just roast these five-year-olds without even sounding to be mean like can your muscles hold up your house cuz it could hold up your marriage 💀 that hit hard
2 years ago this was my first flamingo video i watched and i couldn't stop watching it everyday and I memorized every word in the video. " I'm not the tree, but i'm something that hangs off of a tree, I'm a little Caterpillar in a cocoon! "
ITS EARTHWORM SALLY SPREADING DISEASES FROM FLORIDA TO CALI FLORIDA TO CALI from Florida to Cali EARTHWORM SALLY FLYING THROUGH THE AIR I'M AN EARTHWORM I DON'T REALLY CARE I'M A BARBER I'LL DO YOUR HAIR IT'S EARTH WORM SALLY SPREADING DISEASES FROM FLORIDA TO CALI FLORIDA TO CALI from Florida to Cali AGHDAHFH GFJFHJFHDJFNCJJFBC
Its surfboard Sally riding waves from Florida to Cali Florida to Cali from Florida to Cali surfboard Sally swimming through the sea I'm a surfboard but I don't really care I'm a swimmer I'll do your swimsuit it's surfboard Sally riding waves from Florida to Cali Florida to Cali from Florida to Cali AHHHHHHHH
its genuinely a little wholesome when the dad said the story about the mermaid who brought gifts to children who would go to sleep. jokes aside its kinda cute. the dad isgonna make an amazing father one day, (irl not in roblox lol)
I love how quickly ariana and jack agreed that their child was tank and everybody acted like it was normal 💀
Lol
XD
same xD
They're both a robot
@@kucingsedihjojofan1428 no there not
I love how he kills both his parents but not the home intruder
Tank alone 😂🤣(parody of home alone)
@@antonioballadino2577 ah yes, explaining the joke makes it funnier.
In invasion
The intruder is just vibing
Yes
5:26 that was a surprisingly good roast lol
Fr
Fr
Fr
Fr
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I love that he didn’t care to fix how the tank is backwards
Underrated comment.
Yeah, I noticed that
lol
If it was a archer I wouldn't mind
And the baby sideways
"NOW BE THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD"
"Oh uhh who's your child?"
"THAT THING RIGHT THERE
nice :)
The tanks yes
That's me on any rp game
the t o n k
copu
9:05
The way he says it with zero feelings in his voice.
Top 10 condescending tones
5:28 the flossing man:👁️👄👁️
Idea: collapse a part of someone’s house, the charge them to fix it (by taking all their money)
This is an awesome idea.
“Let’s see if his muscles can hold up his house, cause he couldn’t hold up his marriage!”
Absolute savage.
5:24
Exactly
Thats oof thats so good but a good burn
Thought the same thing lol
6:30
Legends say that the man still invades people's houses and practices flosses
Nicknack136 is in ur home oh noes
@@i_Fly36 *Oh noes?*
@@Roug3_ *Oh noes.*
@@searen111 *Oh noes!*
I would break up with him instantly
I have big respects for Jack they accepted his child for who it /he / her was
I’ve watched this video so many times and the random home invader flossing still makes me laugh lol
Nick nack is home evader
E
Fun fact thats me ariana in the vid my name is actually nariyah tho i was so confused
"NOW BE THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD THAT THING RIGHT THERE"
🤣
I now love your jokes
@@nicolewright9302"Tanks" Alot
@@katicahancae5568 shuttup
His mother was the military
Albert: you dropped me!
Girl: I know.
Me: well that’s pretty savage
bmbriner :D dang bro you got the whole squad laughing
Thank you Legal!
hey do u know what game he played?
I honk it was either
Island: life in paradise
Or
Life in paradise
I love how every time I watch Albert's videos, I can't stop dying of laughter. Thank you so much, Albert
“Let’s see if your muscles could hold up your house because YOU COULDN’T HOLD UP YOUR MARRIGE”. -Albert
"I LIKE U NOW BE THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD."
"oh uh who's ur child?"
"THAT THING RIGHT THERE."😂
get 30k R$ now zh
H ii
*T H I N G*
@@getfreerobuxcheckmychannel4734 no
NEZUKOOOO
I like how everything escalates so quick in one of Albert's videos.
Right now your profile represents spmething
techno?
Technoblade died
Press f to pay respect to The LEGEND Technoblade
Roblox is so popular techno liked roblox
"Baby boo -tiny toes"
* shows a whole war tank from WWII *
"THAT'S ME"
7:47
"I'm something that hangs off at a tree"
I partially expected him to say "an emo kid"
Nooooo 😭💀
“Threats always work”
This man teaches well
Yes very well
5 year old: *Indeed.*
Everything
Lol 😂
Ngehttjtejrhtjrjewretjtentjfetrejethetjethtehrht
Spaghetti
"Lets see if his muscles can hold up his house, CAUSE THEY OBVIOULY COULDNT HOLD UP HIS MARRIAGE!!
- Best Roast Of 2020
Edit: use that ROAST on rap wars😂😂
BEST EVER
DDDDIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
Lmao
XD is FUNNY
OMG YA!!!!!😂
5:24
Let’s see if his muscles can hold up his house BECAUSE IT COULDN’T HOLD UP HIS MARRIAGE
-Albert 2020
"OPEN THE DOOR"
"Thats a window m'lady."
I think I'm dead
“THAT THING RIGHT THERE” gets me every time 😂
*engine noises*
BaBbY BoO KilLs PaREntS
"I like you, now be the mother of my child" 💀💀
Albert: she “politely declined and for that she will die”
The ad that popped up after the video: “IM PREGNANT”
bruh 1 scam and 1 sex bot all in one comment section lmao
XD
99th like
150th like
@Luna_ Sprinkles what
7:22
Mic: i have feelings too
Cleetus: i dont give a heck about what im doing ive done this every video
The fact that he put the first 2 models facing wrong shows how much coding he knows
What do you mean coding?
The fact that you said coding shows how much knowledge you have
@@ethanlikesturtles3426 real
@@melmmelm5287 hello Bros 👋
Modeling
Alberto: hola me adoptas
Me:has flashbacks to the beginning of the channel
Also me: So you've chosen harrassment
Isaac De Alencar wow😒
“baby boo”
*a literal tank*
*T O N K*
*Baby boom*
@Get Free Robux Check My Channel Bot
Lol u suk
Not u Wolf
“Your supposed to unconditionally love your child even if it’s ugly, but not too ugly.”
This is the best man to ever exist.
U NOOB
@@volunteernation6863 bro what?
YES
3:23
"excuse me who is this home invader who is this guy practicing his floss dance on our balcony?'' HAD ME LAUGHINGGGGG BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“Let’s see if his muscles can hold up his house, cause *he couldn’t hold up his MARRIGE*
OH SNAP ALBERT
HAHA ALBERT IS A SAVEGEE
He is savage
DAMN BOI
That actually hit me hard because this exact thing happened to me
Judy Li le burnned
Nobody:
Albert:”let’s see if his muscles can hold up his house because they couldn’t hold up his marrige! DDIIIIIEEEE!!”
Purple_Nirple lol 😂
For a sec I thought your user was Purple_Ni*ple lol
@@idontknowwhattocallthis5235 I though it was Purple_Nickle ( Can we do a braid of this?
@@sharpestteen I thought it was purple_nurple
bre_125 plays I really thought it was Purple_Pimple
New title: Albert being chaotic for 10 minutes strait
the “will i ever see you again” “IDK” got me on the ground
Albert: I'M A CATERPILLAR
Me: *has earthworm sally flashbacks*
Me earth Sally oh no CRYS CAUSE SHE DIED
I MISS EARTHWORM SALLY :(((
EARTHWORM SALLY
Wubbzy Is Not Impressed
*Has earth worm Sally flashbacks whilst in a Heuy flying over Vietnam*
*earthworm sally with war helmet shooting down the rival troops for her country in the vietnam war*
“Hi, I’m baby boo”
*gunshots is background*
Wat
DONT LISTEN TO THE SCAMMER
How did u get an emoji in ur name?
Typed in name on mobile
@@Slateking. doesn't work for me :(
i love how some roleplayers are all down and cool like:hey whats up my name is shadow idc really.
5:23 "Lets see if his muscles can hold up his house"
"Cause it couldnt hold up his marriage!"
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤚
“I hope his muscles can hold up his walls because it definitely didn’t hold up his MARRIAGE”
-biggest roast of 2020
Hi you
Alec_the_animati
xD
lol
Alec_the_ Pie I love this
Albert:
"Who will to adopt me?"
Jack:
"I will-!"
Jack's POV:
"Totally a normal child, now just need to find a random woman and make her my wife."
- TrinityUwU - m1 garand ping
Why do you make these comments you already have subs
@@Cruscker what
Classic UwU 👌
@@hhh-bu3qj what yet the
6:19 he took a second to look before approching the "baby"
You had the best ideas over quarantine!
only ogs will remember:
"hola me adoptas"
"shut the hell up"
Lol I remember that from flamingos vid where he said “ yo tango”
I remember that I was in my chair bawling
Yess
Im an og then sick
I was thinking of that
*flashback*
Random kid: Hola me adoptas
Albertsstuff: shut the *HECC* up
*Random kid runs away*
(search up Albertsstuff hola me adoptas if you didn't get this flashback)
OMGGGG yasssss I watch his old videos all the time
Yep the good ol' days
Oh I get it alright.
at least im not the only one who got the nostalgia
SHUT THE *REDACTED* UP!
This is the video that got me into your channel. I love it.
Alt. title: The story of a M1126 Stryker Armoured Personnel Carrier who wanted to live a normal life.
There is this new game called “The Missing” and the cover is a old creepy house. It is a horror game on Roblox and I think it would be fun to see you play it.
Thank you for posting a normal comment that isn’t a shit meme format with a colon in it
Allysa Gonzales ...
He’s already played that in a video
It’s in his video ‘ ROBLOX GAME JUMP SCARED ME NOW I CAN'T UN-SEE THIS’ if you want to watch it
He already played this a long time ago
Legend says Jack is still thinking about life to this day
they do
HEY I SAID THAG FIRST
@@A_Dumbass no I did
@@TheLivingDeer no you didnt
@@A_Dumbass since when did you say it
its funny how the home invader starts shedding skin on their property whilst flossing
"Hello I identify as a attack helicopter."
Some dude
"Hello I identify as a tank."
Albert 2020
“Let’s see if his muscles hold up his house, ‘cause he couldn’t hold up his marriage”
-Albert 2020
1-20-20
Saul Gudino I saw this too
I read this right when he said it
𝐸𝑝𝑖𝑐 𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑠𝑡
I died when he said that lmaoo
5:23 ITS THIS TIME
Legends say the bacon hair dude is still flossing
Lol
Lol
Noob:flossing
Me: starts as well
Noob:NO ONLY ME FLOSSING
Andy leon is is true
He is...
I keep rewatching this video, this has to be one of the best flamingo vids
That’s the best Howard I ever seen
🎉
Albert: **gets adopted as a giant tank**
Also Albert: **doesn’t get adopted as a caterpillar**
Just Somebody i mean its true XD
EARTHWORM SALLY
Deku fan Lol, Deku is lowkey a cinnamon bun and he’s just, AdOrAbLe
Just Somebody Y▲S
Deku fan lol
Rip Jack. A son, a father, and a husband. He was injured in a sneezing Accident and later died after his house collapsed. He Will be missed.
R.I.P
It is upsetting that he was injured and eventually dead because he didn’t realize the dangers of adopting a tank
@Rubik Runner Gaming What?
Lol
Yes he will
This one is definitely one of my favorites
2:26 I thought that was fu*& for a second
“Baby boo- Plays with tiny toes”
“That’s me!” - Is a full grown tank -
“Tee her”
"Tee her"
xD
MM TEE HEr mM TEE HEr
tehe? or tee her?
Albert: I'm a caterpillar
Everyone: *has an earth worm Sally flashback that Albert promised us*
Yes
At 7:51
Florida to cali
SN00FZ The Clown no a caterpillar in a cocoon it’s earth worm Sally’s daughter
Robin The Cat Demon new yourk to cail
This still makes me laugh, even after 3 years
“ Let go home “ made me laugh so much when I was little 😅
Expectation: “Tiny toes”
Reality: *ARMORED MAIN BATTLE TANK TRACKS THAT CAN RESIST HEAVY MACHINE GUN FIRE AND GRENADES*
*Yes*
My ideal baby
*Yes*
The ideal version of "Tiny toes"
more like artillery but ok, close enough
6:31 “no wait…I thought I was being loved….
I love how Albert just roast these five-year-olds without even sounding to be mean like can your muscles hold up your house cuz it could hold up your marriage 💀 that hit hard
2 years ago this was my first flamingo video i watched and i couldn't stop watching it everyday and I memorized every word in the video. " I'm not the tree, but i'm something that hangs off of a tree, I'm a little Caterpillar in a cocoon! "
Albert: "The Albert 2019 thing isn't funny"
Albert fans -'Albert 2020
Albert: O__O
"they have defeated me"
True tho, it's getting annoying.
Its not funny anymore
“The Albert 2019 thing isn’t funny” ~Albert “Flamingo” Aretz 2019
@Visit My Channel For Free Robux can I gets free rebex I wants nows pls rouxxx😭😭😭😭
7:20 “MDS” is the funniest part I’ve ever seen
MDS is and abbreviation for "Oh my god" in portuguese
Funny
You know it’s a great day when albert uploads a video over 6 minutes ❤😂
The guy that was telling you a story before in game bedtime I actually liked his story😭
5:16
“You’re making me cry!”
*“and I’m making you DIE.”*
@The old X_X_Midnight owl no not really since 5:17 only says “-Aking me cry!” Not
“You’re making me cry!”
Ok wtf
@@Security-B1 true
barssssss
7:56 IM WHEEZING-
Also I know this vid is old enough and I’ve watched it so many times this still makes me DIE WITH LAUGHTER😂😂
Something that hangs off the tree I am a
3:45
Same 😂
Me to Raya davern I really love the voices he does and the ooooooh thing his edited page did lol
*edited*
Flamingo: "I'm something that hangs off a tree." - is a caterpillar -
The emo kids: "Relatable."
Dude that’s not okay to say wtf
@@MollyMcDolly that's true. But... They do have a record for the longest air-time after a jump. I won't down-play their success 💯❤️
@@Lawrenzlo💀📿🪢🪢🪢🪢
I love it how he can be family friendly while being so unfamily friendly
“Let’s see if he can hold his house,
Unlike how he could hold up his marraige”
*DAD GOT ROASTED*
Wow toxic
xD
@@chxrrry5748 btw gacha is trash and if u tape u can still type DUMBO KID
@@loizzy4874 Toxic?
paulina celis bruh she didn’t do nothing to you lmao
“Take of that tank”
Baby boo:it’s me
“Oh”
Me: XD rude
DH Auto dang bro you got the whole squad laughing
DH Auto do u know what game he played
Thats true its a little bit rude
I don't get it
Oh I do now
ay flamingo i love yo vids your iconic keap doin dat hardwork
Video starts*
Albert: “Baby Boo”
Me: “interesting first words”
Vibeadi - m1 garand ping
Wow
Vibeadi - plays with tiny toes
Girl: leave!
Albert: * depression*
:)
hello
Toad are you Form smg4?
GachaNightMations no
E
THE CATERPILLAR PART WAS SO FUNNY- BU5 THE UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER TOPPED IT OFF
All your admin command videos are so funny
8:07 hey Mom I'm going surfing with this
Lol
Hahahhahaa *epicly laughs*
"NO! DON'T! THAT'S THE BABY! STOP! AAAAAAAUUUUHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! "
Dad: I like you... now be the mother of my child
Mom: oh uh who’s your Child?
Dad:that thing right there
Edit: thanks for the likes I appreciate it!
TONKS
Tonks? BOI more like...... STONKS
Bruh u just copied his sentence
Bradley Brietzke 4:00
I read this right when Albert said dat 😂
I love ur videos so much!!
Ok but when Jack was saying the story, it was actually so cute and wholesome.
5:18 “you’re making me cry…. And I’m making you die”
Albert: IM A CATERPILLAR!
Earthworm Sally: Am I a joke to you?!?
SURFBOARD SALLY
Egg Man RIDING WAVES FRON FLORIDA TO CALLI
ITS EARTHWORM SALLY SPREADING DISEASES FROM FLORIDA TO CALI FLORIDA TO CALI from Florida to Cali EARTHWORM SALLY FLYING THROUGH THE AIR I'M AN EARTHWORM I DON'T REALLY CARE I'M A BARBER I'LL DO YOUR HAIR IT'S EARTH WORM SALLY SPREADING DISEASES FROM FLORIDA TO CALI FLORIDA TO CALI from Florida to Cali AGHDAHFH GFJFHJFHDJFNCJJFBC
Its surfboard Sally riding waves from Florida to Cali Florida to Cali from Florida to Cali surfboard Sally swimming through the sea I'm a surfboard but I don't really care I'm a swimmer I'll do your swimsuit it's surfboard Sally riding waves from Florida to Cali Florida to Cali from Florida to Cali AHHHHHHHH
flamingo is a savage.
“Let’s see if his muscles can hold up his house, cause he couldn’t hold up his marriage!”
-words of 2022
Legend has it nicknack is still flossing and peeling off his skin to reveal another color of skin
Albert: Oh look he has muscles 💪
Nobody:
Albert: leTs SeE If He CaN HoLd Up hIs HoUse CaUSe He CoUlDnT HoLd Up HIs MaRRiGe.
Me👐🏿👏🏿👐🏿👏🏿
That one pre teen m1 garand ping
Ur black
Kedin2 Playz .
I wish i read comments before i said something similar to that.
koJr Hacked ngl same :/
Albert:who gonna be are mom
Jack:Ariana
Albert again:Ariana grande?!
Me: XD
😶 baby
SAME XD
OOF
bro was on his grind invading homes and dancing even when the home got destroyed
Whenever roleplayers that are “dating” get into the smallest argument they always break up
“oH nO- i sNeEzEd”
*suddenly blows up parents*
“oopsie-“
Hey i Love POTATOS and i marid a potato
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1:09
When my parents make me meet one of their high school friends and are introducing me.
its genuinely a little wholesome when the dad said the story about the mermaid who brought gifts to children who would go to sleep. jokes aside its kinda cute. the dad isgonna make an amazing father one day, (irl not in roblox lol)
,i hAVe tO snEzE
Hehe
..
Ncj
Udu
Jack the most legendary dad.
“Sorry but he lied.”
“Will I ever see you again mom?”
*”I D O N T K N O W”*
XD
:)
What the hell.
Epic number of likes.
Albert: that guy like ripped off like 9 layers of lizard skin i almost died luhging