I built a hammering machine that destroys everything
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- čas přidán 26. 08. 2024
- And with everything I mean my career. And yes, I use the term "robot" very freely. In the same way I use "you look great" very freely.
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THANKS
🙏 Scott Lawrie for filming and giving the best behind-the-camera-comments
🙏 Marcos Ramirez for helping build the hammering robot and tolerating me being such a overconfident student
🙏Trey Xavier for making the official shitty robot tracks / geargods 💖
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Thanks for bringing Hammer Bot all the way from San Francisco! He was...almost helpful, but definitely more helpful than Link!
Good Mythical Morning better than u guys could do
Good Mythical Morning you could say It's Hammer Time
they were making a joke, don't be upset.
Ethan Shohet They could do much better
Ethan Shohet I disagree slightly, they studied engineering in college.
"this would be so much easier if I knew what I was doing" me on every exam
Me at literally every stage of my life
Me rn
I hope you're not a doctor
Trump in the Oval Office.
As someone studying to be a mechanical engineer, I can confirm.
Simone: banning obvious dirty jokes and puns related to hammers. Also Simone: "omg, this is some hard wood.... putting D-shafts in the hole.... dont get stuck in the hole"
with the calculator, im surprised she didnt say "now thats what i call, crunching numbers."
i was laughing tears -.... thats how i do my taxes ....
Probably blacklisted to
yeah
Top 10 missed opportunities
"I feel like this would be so much easier if I knew what I was doing"
I need that in a shirt.
Because it's definitely me.
Yup. THAT I would buy :D
@@ladygrndr9424 Look out with these comments: before you know some spambot links you to a cheap-ass knockoff.
I need one for work :D
Warning: Nails must be 21 years of age or older to get hammered
Abdul 16 oh wait you’re an Ami.
@@rabbitpiet7182 lol i thought you were speaking french for the longest time. yeah american drinking laws are awful silly. it's not like you gain better self control after you're 21.
14 in mississippi! Whoooo!
Roger Wilco any age with parental consent in Texas
Classical what
"We're gonna build a birdhouse."
"That's... very hopeful!"
"are you upset with your computer? does your website not working right?" perfect 10/10
"560 pounds"
WOW THATS A LOT OF MONEY
"...of thrust"
oh
Kento Nishi I thought that too.
same@@chatboss000
You know how much thrust you can buy with that?
She’s in San Francisco the United States she uses dollars
That's what...nm
It's not just you Simone. Hammer handles are often made from Hickory, which is literally the hardest wood I've ever had the misfortune of working with.
That's useful to know. Thumbs up.
Oak is the hardest wood.
No actually. tinytimbers.com/pdf/chart_janka.pdf
Quebracho and lignum vitae are the hardest woods. I have already worked with the latter, it is really a tool-duller hardness! Gets a greenish tint from exposure to sunlight...
what suprised me on that list was pecan. i expected it to be lower. i know it is hard. thats why i made a hammer handle out of it. seemed like a good wood for the job. bit brittle though and likes to split with the grain. but it has a good strenth and integrity until that point
"I'm going to weld for the first time in my life"
Cut to the truckla and everything she's built after- now that's growth
« I don’t call it safety, I call it sexy » 😂❤️
When I was learning to weld, I set my leg on fire. Not my pant leg, my LEG. Well my pant leg was burning too, but I was more worried about my leg.
Did you manage to extinguish it since?
@@jcxz983 Legend has it, it's still burning to this day
Golden rule of welding: If it sounds like bacon, you're doing great. If it smells like bacon, buddy, you're on fire.
Whew! Now I feel better about setting just my shirt on fire. But I didn't know it - because I'd just used most of a rod and thought the heat on my belly was radiating from the work.
"Oh my god, this is some hard wood, its like impenetrable" - Simone Giertz
meelokun I hear that phrase a lot
@@davidtaylor857 no you dont
I was actually tearing up when it got to the dog... I have no chill
the way the hammers shake as they swing is hysterical...i fucn love it
This is hilarious. The robot dog was trying to get away from the hammer machine
it was animal cruelty!
It seems like the robotic dog had a sensor which help him not to go near to the danger...
She really hammered in the fact that she doesn't wanna hear hammer puns.
She really nailed it.
Before things got hammered, they got stoned.
THAT POOR DOG
I'm glad it got away 😂
I hope the person who got it took an 8 pound sledgehammer to it.
"this would be so much easier if I knew what I was doing" me on class, me on tests, me on life.
Simon, please never become a mechanical engineer. We all enjoy your suffering too much
Simone is the embodiment of “That looks so easy, even I could do it!” and the results often vary.
My favorite part of the video was Simone trying to stay serious and mature when speaking about D Shafts going into holes 😂😂😂 The struggle 😂
“I’ve planned really carefully”
*furiously stabs metal*
Me: ah yes, I see
As a welder, the welding bit was too cute, my favorite part for sure haha
" I MADE A THING!"
"I feel like this would be so much easier if I knew what I was doing"
Me irl
THANK YOU FOR THIS ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF CAPS LOCK WRITERS1 I FEEL SO SEEN
Simone: I built a hammering machine that destroys everything.
*Rhett and Link pop up*
*LEts tAlK AbOUt ThAt*
"I made this, it's a thing" 😂
Sometimes you don't know what was missing from your life until you find it.
"This is some hard wood." That's what she said.
"It's like impenetrable." That's what he said.
"I have these little shafts that are going into the hole".
"But you need to make sure that they don't get stuck in the holes".
@@sampathsris That's...that's what she said
7:16 : "Oh wow. It's now again. Just like at the beginning of this video."
I'm in love....
"I try to push it back into the eyeball" god. I love her.
Clearly the dog was practicing the third law of robotics...
... and breaking the 2nd.
It yelped when the hammer finally got it.
They've learned our weaknesses..
so whos gonna tell me what the law is
∞Music∞ just a guess, avoid harm
∞Music∞ the three laws of robotics:
1. A robot can not harm a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey any order given to it by a human being unless that order conflicts with the first law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence unless such actions would conflict with the first 2 laws
The infectious joy of Simone learning new skills is why I watch this channel
Just took a sip of my tea before "D shafts". Thanks Simone!
I read the title as i made a Hamsterbot😂😂😂😂
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Simone Giertz Omg seriously???? Omg omg omg omg omg!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOUUUU!!!! YOU MADE MY DAY!!!! I WAS DEPRESSED JUST NOW UNTIL YOU SAID NEXT VIDEO!!! OMG!!! YOU ARE MAKING ME CRY!!! I LOVE YOUUU!!!!
Flobbled 😂😂😂 hahahahahahhaha
Same 😂
Simone : I've blacklisted "let's get hammered"
Also Simone: Uses that exact line on the Over-Engineered Bottle Opener 🤣
"I feel like this would be so much easier if I knew what I was doing." MOOD.
"im just seeing how much my arm hair has grown" hahahahahahhahahaha ok, simone!hahaha
Now take your 100.000$ Robot Arm, give it a hammer, program it to hammer, and have a hammer off between the two robots - possibly even a deathmatch ?
she should enter robot wars
Ben Müller ROFL I had to read your comment three times to get through the riddle aspect of it.
I don't get the riddle, plz help
Or arm and hammer baking soda
Or battlebots for the US they didn’t do one for a while
Welcome to Simone Giertz’s channel where the rules were made for breaking, and blacklists get hammered.
"I feel like this would be so much easier, if I just knew what I was doing"
This is one of the most accurate and relatable statements I have ever heard.
"Space of some other shape" 😂
What are the rules about taking a hammering robot on airplanes?
Mitchell Warren That's an excellent question, you have me curious how that works now too!
"Hammer robot" is not on the TSA list of forbidden items, so I think it's OK.
Note: I am not a lawyer.
Don't
I'm not sure if I watch these videos because I like them or I just can't look away.
"But I've actually planned for a while on this.!"
Proceeds to pound project on the workbench.
I've read a comment in one of her videos saying that she's like a real life disney princess, now i cannot unsee it. She is adorable.
If any one was wondering... This is how I do my taxes. Deadpan fantastic.
Simone is my spirit animal
Doggo ?
#sexist
0:58 i laughed so hard at how feeble that thing is 😂
"This would be so much easier if I just knew what I was doing?"
Simone Giertz gets hammered, still hits nail on the head.
The world needs more hammer robots!
shitty hammer robots...
I'm so happy to see another chick who's just as excited as me to use power tools & all kinds of equipment. You're my hero, Simone! 😄
Watching you try to Kill the dog haz been the most hillarious thing ever
A robot dog with self-preservation built in.
I LOST it when you said "see ya later, calculator" I'm crying now.
So fun! Although I am glad to know that robots still haven't taken over hammering, so we still need humans to totally miss the nails and make our thumbs black and blue!
Starting at 6:35 .... this is golden... the pure contempt in his eyes and then Simone totally owns it with the "NO *ugghhhh* I GOT IT!! Byeeeeeeeeeee, thaaaaaaanks!!!" Then their look of "What the fuck just happened?!!?!?...." Either that was damn fine acting or it's just what I want it to be. Thank you Simone!
8:48 Simone: "Someone's excited."
Wow. It’s 10pm here in Australia and I’m so stoked to see a new video so close after it was published!!! Love your videos Simone.
girllll I'm in Australia too 😎
Simone Giertz Wait, you're in Australia ?!?! What are you doing here Down Under?
Oh wow where in Australia?
Simone Giertz no way! Where abouts are you
Please come to Melbourne! Abandon Sydney just briefly to visit us!
Is it me or are you getting weirder every time, Simone?
Seegal Galguntijak Its a weird cool
She lives in SF. We're all weird here.
I love the ethos of “make the thing-thing don’t work-NOW we do the mechanical drawings”
I guess one can say she...
...succeeded in the process of making an entertaining and enjoyable video.
"I have these D-Shafts that are going into the hole."
- We know whats on her mind.
I was doggone touched that you spared the annoying toy the hammer touch. That bit of compassion may have kept you from pooching your career. A WowPow of a video...keep knocking them out.
I kinda feel like that poor puppy was pleading for its life. Lmao. "See I'm cute. Please dont make me die"
You cant destroy my dreams they were already crushed
Carpetbananababy Lol Same
So this popped up in my CZcams and now I have a new nerdcrush*. (* Strictly platonic nerdcrush) Also, when I do a mail run at work, I always refer to loading the mail in the cart or van as getting loaded.
At 09:33
Robot Dog: "I don't wanna die. Please I don't wanna die".
I almost start crying when the dog cried at the first hit, glad he lived
Definition of smart and beatiful
definition of hammers of death and beautiful
"Destroys everything"
*proceeds to not break anything harder than glass*
9:21 the robot dog knows what is coming to it
This lady is quickly becoming my favorite CZcamsr. Granted, Simply Nailogical, Threadbanger and Jenna Marbles had to basically quit or switch video styles to make this happen, but I have a void, and you are filling it madam!
Hammer machine typing: WHY WAS I CREATED? WHAT IS MY PURPOSE? WHY DO I EXIST? *Probably
You pass butter.....
You're *not* a mechanical engineer???
nah shes a mechanical genius
"I got a linear actuator" "560lbs of thrust" "incoherent Simone noises"
i am going to tattoo "this would be so much easier if I just knew what I was doing" across my forehead
This video was literally made for “thats what she said” jokes
This is genius. Can I send my homework. Than I can say: I couldn’t make my homework because a hammer destroyed it. Maybe they will believe me because nobody have said that before.
P.S
I met you at bright day in the Netherlands 🇳🇱 and I gave you a drawing and stroopwafels, 1. Did you enjoy the stroopwafels? 2. Do you still have my drawing?
Yes I have your drawing on my fridge!!!
Simone Giertz yay the picture of you and me is hanging on my wall and is the background on my phone.
I love stroopwafels! They're hard to find here in the US.
Sam they are just so good the people here want to keep them for themselves 😜
Vera kok you’re pretty
Simone throwing the alarm clock to the hammering machine gave me vibes of when she fed the choping machine
Can someone please make a Simone Giertz voice board? The way she says, "oh my god, this is some hard wood" is perfect.
Simone is 5'8 I think, unrelated.
Anyway I loved this episode and video so much, good work Simone!
You and William Osman need to meet up and make the most idiodic, yet majestic robot ever.
Note to self: Stop drinking when Simone is speaking, getting tired of cleaning my monitor when she says things like "wow this is some hard wood".
That robo dog knows it's way out 😂😂
everyone needs a master rod polisher :v
No Simone! That's how google does their tax returns. Oh wait, never mind,
The little robot dog was like nope not going in there.
It took me a while to think up this hammer joke which is weird cause I can usually pull a half decent joke out my ass when it's not being HAMMERED.
NAILED it.
Kill me.
Simon, I like you a lot, you are funny, smart and kind, I learn from you to be patient..
Remember those engineering programs in middle school. Yeah she’s a alumni.
Chris Jarrett I wonder if she could engineer her ways around a bandsaw box?
In your defense, I never thought it would be for constructing things. I'm still laughing long after the video ended!
The robot dog is smart enough to avoid destruction.
You got way too professional.
This video works really well with "Thunderstruck" as a soundtrack.
Hah! I'm listening to Hells Bells as I read this.
The absolute pure joy when Simone opened the linear actuator... lmao
Simone has Grant Imahara energy, and I'm here for it. Rest in peace my dude.
10:30 how I type on my laptop