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#ludwig #technoblade #survey - Hry
If you stack cakes on top of each other... you get a wedding cake.
So naturally if you stack lasagnas on top of each other... you get a wedding lasagna
you're onto something...
As an Italian I can confirm the existence of wedding lasagne
i would eat that
Oh yes, I want it
If i don’t have this at my wedding i’m not getting married. end of story.
My favourite techno quote: “ is the only reason why you keep a cat because you want something lazier than you around!?”
Damn
I pretty sure I'm lazier than my cat😅😌
@@cla_ssen_t8029 He said when he asked most cat lovers why they like cats more he was usually told it was because they were more self sufficient and didn't need much attention.
@@azidal3755 "a cats life goal is to find your most comfortable chair and sit on it."
nahh its because we all want attention but without giving too much commitment
@@uyaachan_1262 your cats still need exercise, get them a way to do it without you if you're lazy
I would love to see how Ludwig justifies lions beating ghosts.
don't forget *literal god*
Ghosts aren’t real lmao
ok but a billion is a big number
@@ddm2416 it's real in pokemon
and the devil, and space+time, and also bird pokemon, lions can't fly
I would love to see how ludwig thinks lion's are gonna kill a pokemon which is in the air
stacking?
@@SnorrioK then they just slightly go to a different place in the air lol
Also there's a literal fucking god amongst the pokemon, and many other otherworldly ones. I'm sure they could genocide the planet if they all had a common goal
@@debe__ - Sure. But what happens when they run out of attacks as they tend to do? They can't fly forever can they? And when they land, there will be a few hundred million lions waiting below.
@@debe__ Yeah this is the correct take. There are multiple mons that would take out a billion lions single-handedly with multiple viable strategies.
But like... a billion is a lot
I imagine 1 billion lions all at one place together would make the world laggy
This is the take
@Ian Norris wow
We should combine all computing power in the world just to simulate this
It would crash all the computers that are used to animate the pokemon
Life would crash and your save would corrupt forcing you to become a baby and start a new one
"Any English nerds in the chat?"
me : b-but you're ...
We are communally revoking degrees
Technoblade could tell him
yro’ue*
*Yor’ue
yur'oe
Love how he doesn't even consider the god pokemon that literally created all life, who could quite possibly erase all life just as easy if they wished. And lets just be honest one roar of time would wipe out half of the lions population.
this. also, lions wouldn't hurt ghost pokemon, so it's a win either way.
even if this wasn't the case, pokemon have literal gods that have control over time and space on their side. I'm sure they could take care of some lions lmao.
There are 1 billion of them though
Don't matter how many there are, there are over 800 pokemon and most of them have some godly powers that could easily kill millions alone
I would also like to see a lion fight a flying Pokémon 🤔
I am as surprised as you.
The pokemon card collector doesn't think they could win.
I love that Lud literally has an English degree and he was asking if there were any English nerds that could help😂
“Techno is the definition of inaction”
That’s not what I remember from the potato wars.
It's what I remember from his upload schedule
The two sides of Techno’s ADHD right there. He either does nothing or does something a lot.
@@Jezzibolt theres no inbetween lol
And him taking over smp earth
if two lasagnas stacked on top of each other isnt one lasagna, then how is a cake with multiple layers one cake?
It's not like they smeared icing all over the lasagnes to give the illusion of one lasagne the way they do for cakes. Also layered cakes are baked with the intention of combining into one cake. Think of the noodles in a lasagne. You wouldn't say that a lasagne is two lasagnes because there's two layers of noodles. Similarly, you wouldn't say it's two cakes just because there's two layers of cake batter involved in the making of the cake. The question would be "if you stacked two layered cakes on top of eachother, would you have one or two cakes?" And I think that if you looked at that structure, especially if the icing was different colours or something, it would be very clear that you just stacked two perfectly good cakes on top of eachother like some sort of diabetic tower of Pisa
Layers need filling between them. Layers, when directly stacked, do not connect.
It depends because if you put 2 different lasagnes on top of each other its 2, but if you put the of the same lasagnes then its 1
cake is to lasagna(meal) as cake layers is to lasagna(pasta).
@@DODUCKA but a lot of people also cook two different lasagnas at once with the intention to stack them later so they don’t fall over while baking... and on the note of two different layers of noodle, no. I wouldn’t say that two sets of noodles stacked on top of each other are two lasagnas. Just like I wouldn’t say that two GROUPS of noodles stacked on top of each other are TWO LASAGNAS.
Rest In Peace techno
shush
Stfu not the place this is a ludwig video from a year ago,you just going to:"RIP TECHNO" at every video he was in for the likes!?
@@scott--1629 dude he died shut the fuck up kid
Even with his diagnosis, he was still doing a 7/10
wasn’t he diagnosed june 2021… so this was before then?
Funny little fact. Jack was actually a dog person, but since he got a cat, he turned.
Adding onto that, he's actually allergic to cats, but he said his doesn't give him allergic reaction.
How do you know that?
@@chriscisco9880 Because he had a dog at his parents house and he always said that he was a dog person back then. But his gf has a cat and they moved in together. So now he likes cats more
Yeah I remember that, he used to talk about that a lot when his girlfriend moved in with him, he said how he didn't liked cat before and was a dog person, but now after having a cat as his own pet he likes cat more than dogs now.
@@Leon-jx8wc oh yeah! he had a border collie I think? black and white
"Techno is the definition of inaction"
also techno: Goes on full blown potato war against a child
in minecraft*
I think Im_a_squid_kid is in college
@@Lazy_Depression *child.*
When I saw that he said no to pineapple on pizza I knew right then and there that I subscribed for a reason. Blood for the blood god, pineapples on pizza is a sin.
Don’t let these things distract you from the fact that Techno said the 1 billion lions would defeat every pokemon in existence.
Can we talk about how there are flying Pokémon and Pokémon that travel through space and time and a literal god Pokémon and Ludwig’s argument is “1 billion is a big number”.
not to mention god is a pokemon
He calls us dumb lol. Theres trillions of microbes and bacteria on us yet they have as much chance to beat all Pokemon as the lions
@oliver stone well CoVid would have a better chance at killing the pokemon than lions.
Litterally, one Charizard could fly-by attack set fire to the savannah, and none of the lions could even touch him.
Also, the flying pokemon can just fly til the lions die of hunger, the ghost pokemon can just exist until lions die of hunger, kyogre can flood the land and drown the lions, Jesus of pokemon can just say no to the lions and bam they die, dialga can fast forward through time to kill all the lions, one fucking Pokémon is all you need to wipe them all, just pick the right ones, and then one of each, the lions are fucked
RIP Technoblade, Legends never die
This is the only reason why I came to this video bc I knew I would find cringe people like you
I'm not a hater of techno heck he was my fav at a time but this aint the place for this
@@KillerWolf1324 You scanning youtube videos comments that are 2 months old to find Rip Technoblade, did I get this right
@@sahave5042 No,did it ones and why do you care what i do!?
@@KillerWolf1324 crringe
@@KillerWolf1324 he’s allowed to comment what he wants to bud
IDK bro 1 of every Pokemon is a lot of Pokemon
Firstly Legendary and Mythicals can (and has) lost to normal Pokémon in both the show and the game. In addition, its 1,072,961.37 lion per Pokémon. If you are going on the games 1. They would run out of PP 2. We have never seen Splash moves hit more than 5 Pokémon and helping hand be able to be used more than 2 times on a single Pokémon 3. Unlike Lions which hunt in packs, we never see Pokémon use moves without trainers or work together in the wild. The sheer number would overwhelm the Pokémon. If you are going off the comics/TV shows there are huge scaling issues with the show's power inconsistencies, such as an at least almost max level Pikachu (who had recently gone toe to toe with Zekrom) getting OK'OD by a level 5 snivy with leaf tornado. The show is far too inconsistent to use when analyzing this fight. Also, in the show Pokémon get tired, often faster than they would have run out of pp. In addition, some lion Pokémon have intimidate, and Lions manes are natural intimidation employed in nature along with their group tactics. With each Pokémon having (2/3)^1,000,000,000 power from intimidate only special Pokémon could do any real damage. In conclusion, there is no way for the Pokémon to beat all the Lions before the lions overwhelmed the Pokémon, especially with half of the damage dealing Pokémon (physical attackers) not being able to do anything.
But lion strong
@@thomaskingsbury3595 there are Pokémon that can fly though
@@itspeytn7296 The pokemon tire out - we have seen this in the Show through getting tired and in the games through PP.
Just link him your wideo :)
It’s hard to tell if ludwig even went to college like my mans think that a billion lions can kill a literal blackhole
Wait what?!! Lol, what’s your college? I’m curious 👀
@@maryam-xo Not sure what this comment is supposed to mean but OP is referring to the fact that some pokemon are actual gods who created the universe and can erase the lions from existence, stop time, send them to another dimension, or create a blackhole to suck them up and close it.
@@GiggityxGamer and yet they can be beat by an electric mouse
I seem to have missed the lesson where they taught us about Pokémon. feelsbadman
@@gabrielloeb8852 when was arceus beaten by pikachu? first of all arceus is immortal. second, pikachu never beat the creator of the universe.
I know this is the classic argument whenever people talk about every pokemon but I still stand by Magcargo canonically being "approximately 18,000 degrees F" (approximately 9982.2 degrees C) meaning that all the lions and pokemon would die immediately except for pokemon that somehow survive off of random abilities and moves they have and magcargo
When you put two cakes together, you get one layered cake. When you put two lasagna together, you get one lasagna with more layers.
But the real question is, what psychopath is doing this crime against the lasagna.
YES EXACTLY THANK YOU
EXACTLY
Smart so
bro what lasagna are you making that doesn't have extra grilled cheese on top
if anyone wants to see what one particular person 's answers here you go
Jacksepticeye - 14:17
Yetiapocalypse - 16:07
Sykkuno - 17:16
Connoreatspants - 19:26
Aidencalvin - 22:08
Envy/Falco - 23:19
Ash - 23:58
Mizkif - 25:11
Friend - 26:06
JSchlatt - 26:21
Moistcr1tikal - 27:47
QT Cinderella - 28:32
Alpharad - 30:01
Mcthaboss - 31:49
Atrioc - 33:11
Stanz - 34:55
Technoblade - 35:30
No pewds :(
No corspe :(
No tubbo :(
No Valkyrae :(
Thx 🙏
Uses techno for click bait, proceeds to look at his poll for like 10 seconds.
Time stamp ? I’m desperate for techno content
@@theroosterbrcbloop9789 find it
35:30
@@JadeAleman thank uuu
It’s like he knew our plight as techno fans
For the trolley problem, an important question is if there is a legal system, you would be legally responsible for the one person's death, but not for the four.
I was thinking the same thing.
i think there are laws about doing harm to prevent bigger harm
Okay let’s end the Pokémon debate:
Ghost type Pokémon are immune to physical attacks so no matter how many lions there are, they can’t hurt them.
Even if they wiped out all the other Pokémon, they can’t do shit about ghosts.
they can bite the ghosts
@@decidous please elaborate further
I will not
@@decidous
>barges into comments
>disagrees
>refuses to elaborate further
>leaves
@@lennio4912 I think they might be referring ta the dark type move Bite.
And ta their "argument," I say that the lions can't learn pokemon moves so...
about the pokemon vs 1 billion lions:
isn’t arceus like... literally a god
Or any bird/ flying type and just stay in the air !!
@@isaacwheeler3086 when the flying types are in the air the lions cant reach them
Gonna edit this bc people keep replying to me, sure you can make a ladder, but you are forgetting about the other types of pokemon. Poisonous pokemon, fire pokemon, all the fucking GOD pokemon. It does not matter how many there are, pokemon win everytime. If you wanna go argue further into the hell known as the CZcams comment system, please, be my guest.
Eventually flying types are gonna get tired and need to land, think how much effort it would take to constantly flap
@@Chase11211 they wouldn’t be able to stay in the air long enough, the lions would get them when the land. 1,000,000,000 lions vs around 1,000 Pokémon, lions win easy. There is about 1,000,000 lions for every Pokémon and some Pokémon as super easy to beat like weedle. So while some will be hard like arceus, they would run out of PP before they could deal with millions of lions.
Edit: I rescind my statement, I have been proven wrong, but there do be a lot of lions
@@deformedmustard this statement is literally checkmate, unless in said universe where the battle takes place the pokemon have the pp systems
AS AN ENGLISH NERD I CAN CONFIRM IT IS “WHERE THEY LIE”
I thought it was 'Where they lay'
@@wastedpotential9945 yeah i think he was going for the past tense of "lie" so that would be "we will see where they lay"
@@clemencina First of all, this is a pointless argument for us to have, but it would indeed be "where they lie" because the word lie in this context isn't effect by tense, as it isn't referring to something's physical position.
What's a lion going to do about a Ho-oh? It's flying 100ft in the air and can breathe fire. Even an army of lions can do literally nothing because they can't reach things flying around.
Rest in power, Technoking
lions would lose, based on the phrasing of “every pokemon” rather than “one of each pokemon”
And even so, there's literally multiple pokemon who can end the world. Like, It wouldn't be hard for certain pokemon to kill everything on Earth, considering there's a literal god
@@BluebeerryBPS you dont even need pokemon that can end the world, flying pokemon can easily end the lions
There are Pokémon who are ghosts, who are gods, who can fly and rain projectiles on the lions below, and Pokémon who can create black holes.
For me it's the issue of what "fight" means. Because the pokemon could just turn it into a battle of endurance. They all run and hide or fly, while the lions starve and eat eachother.
@@cooltm2801 i would assume combat
Connor really said “water is always wet, therefore it isn’t wet”
But he's right though? For something to be "wet", or have a wet state, it must also be able to be "dry", or have a dry state. If something can never be dry, then can it ever be wet either? Nay. Water is always wet, therefore it cannot be wet.
@@L-Puffin so according to this dumb argument Connor made, Ice is not cold, fire not hot, air is not transparent and a 1kg weight isn't lighter than a 2 kg one.
cmon man...
You absolutely do not have to be in a dry state to be defined as wet. Anything that touches the water will become wet because the water is wet. If you look up wet in the dictionary one of the definitions is "a liquid that can make things damp."water falls in that category. So all you contrarians can give it a rest now. You have to be silly to not think water is wet that is absolutely ridiculous. If you jump in the ocean will you not emerge wet? It must be because all of that water is already wet. Now the water on you is also wet, causing you to be wet. Otherwise you'd just be dry without the water causing the condition of wet. I really don't know how else to word this so you'll understand that water has to be wet for there to even be such a thing as wet.
That logic does not make sense to me. You are admitting that water is constantly wet and using that as a reason for it to not be wet. That is like saying I am constantly a person but I can’t not be a person, therefore I’m not a person.
He said water is always wet therefore you cannot apply a status of moisture to it
20:42
An ice cube can be wet if it has water on it and it can be dry if it doesn't have water on it (completely frozen)
*Actual pokemon gods who made the entire universe*: "Idk bro that's a lotta lions."
also, 30million copies of pokemon have been sold, if there were like 30 pokemon average on each copy, the lions are outnumbered
Ditto: **becomes lion**
There could be 3 arcues since there was already on and ditto and mew can transform into an arceus
@@OGEdy theres so many lions tho like they have no chance
Even if it wasn't legendaries Gardevoir can make BLACK HOLES.
Ludwig: puts the milk first
Me: puts the bowl first
That's what I'm thinking
truly genius
Bruh genius
Yes I pour the bowl first too
me: puts the table first
Ludwig: "I am not your friend"
Also Ludwig: "Did you go two for two? Welcome, friend.
Seeing this video on July 3rd, 2022. The last answer sheet being Technoblades is kinda crazy.... Rest in Paradise, Techno 😔
This video just taught me that ludwig is inherently wrong about most things
Honestly… just his logic for 1 billion lions vs. Pokemons is flawed. I’d just like him to explain how the lions would beat flying and ghost pokemons
And no joke Arceus otherwise known as GOD
Ikr
THERE ARE POKEMON THAT CAN BEND TIME AND SPACE ITSELF
GIRATINA CAN FOLD THE UNIVERSE INTO A BLACK HOLE AND FUCKING EAT IT
ARCEUS IS LITERALLY *GOD HIMSELF*
This is Kyle, and thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
@@kylecheng3710 1 billion is a big number
@@terrarohr ok and there’s a fire dog that whenever it’s barks a volcano erupts a Pokémon that can quite literally cause a draught to drain all oceans a Pokémon that can cos enough flooding to remove all land and you think 1 billion lions could survive that?
A Pokémon can literally summon a blackhole, summon tornados, and slam a continent into the ground, One billion lions wouldn't even stand against the black hole...
Argument for Pokemon side:
Gen 4 Blissey
The lions would all starve to death before Blissey went down.
@@ditto-w Faxxxx
@@ditto-w blissey gets sucked into another black hole, since its based on earth not pokeearth, and the laws of science apply, there is a singularity formed and then the explosion after kills any remaining Pokémon, forming new elements.
also ghost types are completely immune to lions since a lion would be normal type. plus flying pokemon shooting pure energy. the lions really stand no chance.
If only black holes existed
Fly high techno🐽👑o7
I have come back to this video 2 years later. It was the first Ludwig content I ever saw. Before it, I'd literally never heard of anyone pouring milk before cereal. This morning, for some reason, this video popped into my mind. I decided to try milk first......and it's actually better??! I know exactly how much milk I get. Perfect milk-to-cereal ratio. Thanks for changing my life, Ludwig!
Who remembers when he did this with us when we were still his friends?
Power corrupts.
Now he only talks to people with over 20k twitch subs :(
You were never friends.
I get the whole thing about the meme and all that but I was kinda sad when the not your friend thing turned into a meme because it’s a good point
@@jaydubbzit3551 😐
*Pokemon literally controlling space, time, and creation*
Ludwig- NO LIONS
If you use bite on those Pokémon in game they take damage
@@carton9892 If you put a lion in a black hole it dies
Firstly Legendary and Mythicals can (and has) lost to normal Pokémon in both the show and the game. In addition, its 1,072,961.37 lion per Pokémon. If you are going on the games 1. They would run out of PP 2. We have never seen Splash moves hit more than 5 Pokémon and helping hand be able to be used more than 2 times on a single Pokémon 3. Unlike Lions which hunt in packs, we never see Pokémon use moves without trainers or work together in the wild. The sheer number would overwhelm the Pokémon. If you are going off the comics/TV shows there are huge scaling issues with the show's power inconsistencies, such as an at least almost max level Pikachu (who had recently gone toe to toe with Zekrom) getting OK'OD by a level 5 snivy with leaf tornado. The show is far too inconsistent to use when analyzing this fight. Also, in the show Pokémon get tired, often faster than they would have run out of pp. In addition, some lion Pokémon have intimidate, and Lions manes are natural intimidation employed in nature along with their group tactics. With each Pokémon having (2/3)^1,000,000,000 power from intimidate only special Pokémon could do any real damage. In conclusion, there is no way for the Pokémon to beat all the Lions before the lions overwhelmed the Pokémon, especially with half of the damage dealing Pokémon (physical attackers) not being able to do anything.
The problem is that he views the lions like normal type pokemon, so the question to him is the same as "could 1 billion rattattas beat all pokemon?" which imo does not make sense at all, because Lions arent pokemon at all in that sense.
If there are legendary Pokemons.. don't forget dragons existed.. Whom do you guys think will win a T-Rex or Charizad 🤔 😂
The thing about the Lions vs Pokemon thing. There are certain pokemon that the lions just can't fight back against.
Such as Rayquaza, it can for one, fly. It can stay in the air using a ranged attack, and it could pretty much wipe out the entire earth if it wanted.
Infact, many pokemon could theoretically wipe out the earth. How is a Lion supposed to counteract that.
Even with a billion of them. I don't think they can beat literal gods.
RIP Technoblade
👍but👎
I would like to see the billion lions take on a weird looking dinosaur that cuts the fabric of space as its signature move
And you are telling me it is under human submission? Most Pokedex logs are from children, so lots is probably exaggerated anyway. I doubt it would last against a billion lions.
@@an_egg_cultist just because it's logged by kids doesn't mean it not true
@@zanxaa never said that. Said exaggerated
@@an_egg_cultist somewhat of the same but still, there's also the anime that proves their abilities
@@an_egg_cultistI'm pretty sure it's logged by the professors in each region
Quote of the century:
"as I've gotten a little bit older, i've realised that taking away agency from other people is a little bit freeing, so.. to.. y'know, just to tell people no to certain things is.. kinda relaxing"
Connor is an old soul
35:31 🙏🐷👑
For the trolley I wouldn’t pull the lever because that would make me a murderer. Instead I’d walk away
Well that's part of the moral dellimma. You do have the option to let 4 people die vs 1, but then you have to live with the fact that you could have saved 3 extra lives at the cost of that one other, but if you pull the lever you get to know that you did save 3 extra lives, but by your direct action 1 life was taken that wouldn't have been before. Either way you've got it on your conscious. I would personally pull the lever.
35:53 Techno used one monitor for all of his youtube career up until now when he had a second monitor just sitting in it's box for like a year.
The question that has stumped centuries of people being how many lasagnas are there all together
New guys wouldn’t get that joke
the answer is one
The hardest questions I've ever heard is... if you drop a bar of soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?
@@meganchalmers8351 the soap is probably dirty right?
Well my thoughts on this are: if you bake two cakes and stack one on top of the other, it's still a cake. So the same logic applies to this question.
In regards to the trolly problem I believe the the correct choice is almost always to pull the lever because if you think about it 5 people most of the time are able to out pay one person
The problem I have with the trolley dilemma is that you're literally a bystander until you actually do something. Until the moment where you make the choice to pull the lever, you're not doing anything wrong. Once you pull the lever, you're a murderer because you actively made the choice to switch the tracks. Prior to that, the 5 people being tied down were already there and the trolley was headed for them before you got to the "crime scene". It's not your fault that they're there and they're going to die anyway, so the blood isn't on your hands. If you pull the lever, the blood is on your hands.
If you think about it, the problem is about what you think will weigh on your conscience more: 5 people dying by someone else's hands, or 1 person dying by your own. If you can live with the guilt of killing one person, pull the lever. If not, then don't.
@@cameronsmiljan9374well this thing is, what’s the difference between doing and letting happen? If there was no one on the other track, would letting the train kill 5 people still be right? No. Letting people die when you can save them is close to or the same as killing them, imo
Rip techno
1 minute of techno content found guys, since he never uploads those are our only sources
Ikr
On god, techno content is more scarce than diamond
Yeah, I'm only here for the Techno content
@@MissPoplarLeaf same 😂
ty ludwig for techno content
Schlatt definitely chose all of the wrong answers on purpose. I have no doubt.
schlatt is the type of guy whod do that
Most definitely
but Pokémon would win
Especially on the trolley.
me out here agreeing with schlatt on literally all of them: :|
So a single molecule of water is not wet, but 2 or more molecules of water is wet. As a general question I think that we should say yes, because a single molecule is such a specific thing that it should have to be expressly specified, so all other instances should be safe to assume is more than 1 molecule amount of water.
Bro this is always my exact argument why water is wet
6:06. Arceus alone would clap 1,000,000,000 lions. He’s a universe level threat (considering he created it. Also everyone knows. It’s always easier to destroy than it is to create). Not to mention all the other pokemon who are continental level and country level threats. Hell even steelix would be invincible against all those lions. Best they can do is scrape all the dirt off his skin
Macargo tho, he don't have to do anything and he beats all the lions, he just has to exist
@@genshinisgreat477 True. They touch Magcargo at all and the lions die by melting.
"sir they outnumber us 1 billion to 893"
"then it is a fair fight"
Just wait till the next generation
Does this count evolutions
Due there’s a Pokémon that is literally a GOD.
Arceus can just instakill all the lions why is this so hard for people to understand
counterpoint to the 1 billion lions: literally any steel type, they're made of fucking metal
additionally:
(getting progressively scarier)
ghost: unaffected by normal moves which is all a lion has
fire: pokemon made of lava, what is a lion gonna do jump into the pool of lava?
Mewtwo: can mind control half the lions to attack the other half
kyogre: tsunamai engulfing the earth to drown them
solgaleo: can absorb the energy of the sun and blind every lion
Dialga/Palkia: Can pause time for them and transport the lions to another dimension
Arceus: the god that created the above, can just delete anything it wants.
What have we learned? Ludwig doesn't know much about pokemon lore
Additionally, Gardevoir can create black holes
Lions can bite, bite is dark
Pokemon can't kill other animals... Only make them faint whereas lions can kill so over time (yes it would take forever) lions will win as they chip away at the superpowered beasts
@@GiggityxGamer Macargo is twice as hot as the sun, even him alone could beat 1b lions without even attacking them, the lions simply need to touch it
this video would’ve been more interesting if the questions had a comment section to explain their answers
The loop for the trolly problem is an integral part for no matter what you do they will all die
Pokemon obviously, wtf are lions gonna do to a ghost type or any of the many that fly. Not to mention the rock and steel types or the actual gods.
lmao a goddam giratina vs a lion..
literally, if they are fighting every pokemon some of those pokemon in the real world could cause huge natural disasters and easily demolish the lions, what lions gonna do against a 7 ft tall Dragonite that can shoot a hyper beam from its mouth and fly
and that's only if its the original 151if its more then we got Arceus a literal Pokemon God what the lions gonna do against a god
🤓
But a billion lions..
How could 1 billion lions beat one of every Pokémon, even though that’s a lot of lions, some Pokémon are basically gods
Macargo is hotrer than the sun
Yes, but they would run out of PP and then they have to use struggle and die of recoil.
@@hpermutation4439 dude some moves have a hell lotta pp plus you do understand that Macargo is literally hotter than the sun and Yveltal just has to go into his cacoon to kill everything around him, AND THOSE THINGS DON'T EVEN NEED PP
they'd each have to kill 1000000 lions tho
@@jamef1 no, they wouldn’t, Yveltal is the literal interpretation of death and in cannon if he “dies”/goes into his cacoon, he ends all life with him, all yveltal has to do is just go into his cacoon and boom done
The main issue with the whole 1 billion lions vs every pokemon seems to be perspective. I believe there are two kinds of perspective to take here, which is game and lore / anime.
On a game perspective, yea. Heck, there’s moves and other team set ups where lvl1 pokemons or a team or normally weak pokemons can easily take down even the highest leveled pokemon. It’s not a question that a billion lions can easily sweep every pokemon in existence through brute force in numbers.
On a lore perspective, it’s a very different story. Legendaries will obviously be the MVP of this fight, and they will treat those billion lions like ragdolls. You got a pokemon who reigns over the very land, and the very seas. A single earthquake or a massive tsunami can easily wipe out those lions goodbye. And those are just two legendaries.
And, without game perspective, how the heck are lions going to kill pokemon who can fly and teleport. They’d be attacking and retreating like it’s some damn video game.
At this perspective, id call you an idiot for choosing lions when you got beings who can control time and space itself, dimensions, and most types of existing elements at a whim.
I love Ludwig had to twist the question. To make himself right😂
There are literal gods in the Pokémon universe. Pokémon who invented time and space. Obviously the Pokémon would win.
Yeah there are easily double digit numbers of pokemon that could solo 1 billion lions lol.
Yeah I agree. Like heracross is a big beetle and darumaka has warm turds, don't forget garbodor since he's basically just your opinion
@@pomelo9840 if you take the manga its not even fair same as anime and pokedex. so the lions only chance is game, but its canon in the game that an legendary pokemon once distoyed the hole planet and negrozma can absorb all light/ heat from the sun
@@unaihmg9352 and yet it dies to a big fucking beetle
That's a lot of lions though...
Dawg.... while I respect that you had the courage to admit your flaws, you should never publicly admit that you pour your milk before your cereal. That admission immediately put you on a list of suspected serial killers.
Don't you mean Cereal Killers?
@@SkeleBlade97 boo
@@SkeleBlade97 ... write down another one boys
Sorry im with lud on this one
I go milk first. coz i like lil bit crunchy flakes.
Rip technoblade, gone but not forgotten
cant believe techno is really gone💔💔💔
I came for Technoblade and Ludwig knew exactly what he was doing putting my boy last
so true
He did it in order of people responding, yeah he could have edited it but you would’ve seen the google forms count change which it doesn’t
with the #technoblade
@@erikbralten4370 I like your name
@@erikpalmer354 didn't even notice
How would lions beat every type of Pokémon ever? The lions can’t do shit.
There is a pokemon canonically hotter then the suns surface, that alone will be enough to stop the lions.
@@sentientbeing8738 I think mega ray should be enough honestly
Dragon pokemon can literly drop a draco meteor on them and insta kill them all
its a lot of lions though
@@Louminos_ meteors or a billion lions think about it
My points on some of these:
- as an italian, theres not a limit on how tall a lasagna has to be, stacking them makes a tall one
-this one isnt close, there are some pokemon who can literally solo the lions, just think of Arceus who literally created the universe and can destroy planets easily, put in palkia (god of space) and dialga (god of time) and the lions dont stand a chance
-water is what makes something wet, if a person has a dress on then they are dressed up, but the dress itself isnt dressed up
the pokemon one seems easy but is tricky, since even tho Arceus created the universe there is no proof he can destroy it neither in anime or games. Also it seems that every pokemon is able to beat each other in a battle so i would go for the billions lions.
@@gerechjorney5547 kyogre is able to flood the whole world 💀 he literally solos
@@hoshi6539 still gets beaten in game by a small group
@@gerechjorney5547 thats just wrong 💀 a single water attack from kyogre one shots them all, there are tons of legendary flying pokemon who could just nuke the city + tons of dragons and ghost type pokemons who cant even be hit by lions
@@hoshi6539 there are less than 1000 pokemons and all pokemons can be hit by all other pokemons, so physical attack works on all of them. Also they run out of PP. There have not been a pokemon whos attack catastrophically damage the surroundings areas or the trainers in the games.
1 billion lions gets deleted by a few shadow balls
ludwig pokemon can do alot of damage
Depends on how hard you throw them at someone
Yup
True and I think Ludwig is forgetting about mythical and legendary Pokemon Arceus one Pokemon could wipe out a billion lions
The issue is that they will eventually run out of pp and struggle themselves to death
@@Yance_000 exactly I wrote an English essay on it bc I didn’t know what to write about plus people don’t realize how much a billion actually is
Fun fact, cereal got its name for the roman name of Demeter, Ceres. She's the god of the harvest, and since cereals are made of crops like corn and wheat, they were named cereal crops.
Not a fun fact
@@fidget_1061 nobody asked you
Don't want to argue with you so just take this cookie 🍪 :D
@@fidget_1061 fair enough, I accept the cookie and respect your opinion
@@Hyperion_HK you shouldn't just take the cookie, because if you didn't like mrbeast's video he'll take your cookie and you'll have nothing
To understand why *water is not wet*, it is crucial to define what wetness entails. Wetness refers to the state of a surface being covered or saturated with water or another liquid. It is a property attributed to objects when they come into contact with a liquid, causing them to become damp or moist. Water, in its pure form, exists as individual molecules composed of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom (H2O). These molecules possess cohesive forces that allow them to stick together, creating a liquid with unique properties such as surface tension and cohesion. When water comes into contact with a surface, it adheres to the surface due to its cohesive properties. However, water itself does not make the surface wet. Instead, it is the interaction between water molecules and the surface that causes the surface to become wet.
Scientific experiments have demonstrated that when water droplets are placed on a hydrophobic surface, such as wax or certain plastics, they form spherical shapes, indicating minimal interaction with the surface. In contrast, on hydrophilic surfaces like glass or metal, water spreads out, indicating stronger interaction with the surface. The concept of contact angle, which measures the angle formed between the surface of a liquid droplet and the surface it rests upon, further illustrates the interaction between water and surfaces. A higher contact angle indicates less wetting of the surface by the liquid. Wetness is a result of the interaction between water molecules and a surface. For something to be considered wet, it must undergo a change in its state or properties due to the presence of water. Water itself cannot be considered wet because it does not undergo any change when in contact with itself.
*Analogously, fire itself is not burning. Burning is a chemical reaction that occurs when certain substances interact with oxygen in the presence of heat. Similarly, water itself is not wet; wetness arises from the interaction between water molecules and surfaces.*
In conclusion, the statement "water is not wet" holds true when examined through scientific principles and evidence. Wetness is a property attributed to surfaces when they come into contact with water, and it is the interaction between water molecules and surfaces that causes them to become wet. By understanding the nature of water and wetness, misconceptions can be debunked, leading to a clearer understanding of these fundamental concepts.
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Ludwig:flexes that he’s an English scholar
Also Ludwig:”Any English nerds in the chat?”
When combine 2 lasagnas in 1 lasagna you have 1 lasagna. Ludwig is the ultimate smooth brain
“If you pick the wrong answer, just so you know we’re done romantically Sykkuno” 😂
he keeps bringing up the argument "What if you stack this lasagna on the other lasagna" but doesn't address dividing the original lasagna into 2 halves and then restacking them, at which point the question becomes "How many lasagnas exist in 1 lasagna" which is funny.
To elaborate, a single lasagna with the layers of "pastry, sauce, cheese, pastry, sauce, cheese" and he's arguing that stacking another "pastry, sauce, cheese, pastry, sauce, cheese" would be 2 seperate lasagnas but what is stopping these 2 seperate lasagnas from being 4 separate lasagnas? idk kind of sounds like a line is being drawn Ludwig...
Or even further, what about no cheese and just having a "pastry, sauce, pastry, sauce, pastry, sauce" and calling that 1 lasagna and not 3? Feels like the "Gordon Ramsay" or "Stale" arguments are more like straw-man arguments that avoid the real question.
bro i’m not gonna lie, i don’t understand a word of that
@@CurtTalksSports same
Ayoo CHILL
Yes yes I totally agree, and like, even if one could consider a set of those layers 1 section of a single part of lasagna I still think stacking 2 lasagnas would make one. Let’s look at cake for example. When making, let’s say, a 3 tiered cake you bake each part individually then stack them on top of one another. Does this make this 3 separate cakes? Well, no, people still address it as 1 cake because you put multiple parts together to make a single item. That’s my take anyways.
Yeah to put it more simply if 2 lasagnas each with 4 layers combine to make a lasagna with 8 layers, then could a 4 layer lasagna be considered 2, 2 layer lasagnas stacked together, equating the 8 layer lasagna to become 4 lasagnas stacked together?
All ingredients in a meal are "old" and the first lasagna is just an ingredient in the new one.
For the pokemon vs lions one it doesn’t really matter how many lions there are. There are flying pokemons that can just chill in the air and kill all of lions while the lions can’t do shit. For example a charizard can just chill in the air and fry up all of the lions under him
But did you consider 1 billion is a really big nymbert
@@lycosgames8237 how would a lion kill a Steelix? or basically any pokemon made of metal, rock and fire?
@@Ottoni174 let alone ghost types. what the fuck is a lion going to do against a ghost
@@Ottoni174 a lion couldn't kill a steelix but 1 billion could because of big number.
@@MultiGerel i actually think that a very angrey geodude could fuck up thousands of lions before breaking its fists on their skulls
Arceus could literally just fckn delete the lions
Exactly
Can literally just reshape the universe to one where lions never existed.
Yeah but it’s a lot of lions tho
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@@connor.cleave7164 damn
if you have 2 cakes and put 1 on another, it is still 1 cake just a big cake
The trolley is a false dichotomy, pull the lever twice to make multitrack drift
I don’t know how but in my head I can hear sykkuno say “well a billion is a large number.... I could pay my water bill with that!”
The “is water wet?” Question is a trick question because it can be answered both ways. Answer 1: Water is wet, because the term wet would indicate that there is an excessive amount of moisture in or on something. Answer 2: Water is not wet, because in order for something to be wet, there has to be a surface that can retain water, or lots of moisture. I could go more into it but you get the point. In my opinion, water is not wet.
As a biochem major, I’ve argued this so many times I’m too tired to keep going. But I like your answer. You obviously aren’t uneducated.
you have other molecules of water making itself wet. so even if you don't count water as wet you need to be talking about 1 single molecule of water.
Water is actually not wet scientifically speaking
@@demented-gamer
scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=6097
So it depends on your definition of wet really Ans the context
@@jermainechambers6977 so, as you are educated on this, and i'm not, can you explain me your point of view/just the fact?
27:11 I don't think Schlatt would do nothing. Doing nothing is just the closet thing to standing there while eating a bowl of soup.
Even if you pulled the lever to switch the direction of the trolley, it would be going so fast that the five would die anyway
Saying lions would win is like saying every child in the world combined would beat all the grandmasters in chess.
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That’s a lot of children
Cringe and texas educated
@@vermont6260 underrated comment certified good one
What about misha? He’s three and he lost on time to a grand master but held a better fight than some IMs
Ludwig: is an English major
Also Ludwig: “lew”
“Any English nerds in chat?”
Says the English major
i felt like i was going into cardiac arrest after seeing the mizkif clip, that shit knocked me to the ground from laugher
Today I learned that Ludwig has the smoothest brain in existence
Dude, Ho-oh can literally just revive any Pokémon who die. The Pokémon will always win.
those pokemon faint what about when a lion rips ones head off
@@johnniegraham5414 Ho-oh revives the dead. That’s what the comment says, not fainting. Ho-oh, in lore, can revive Pokémon, he did so to create Suicune, Entei, and Raikou
also, gardevior can just make black holes
@@jacksaunders386 ok mr lore
@@johnniegraham5414 well it’s either lore based or game mechanics, and if it’s game mechanics, lions still lose
Many people would say that they would pull the lever and let the trolly kill one person, but I doubt that even 90% would do that if it happened in real life.
Mr. Anders forgot that there are flying, god and water type pokemon that can just wipe out easily 10 million lions in one move.
Before techno came up at the end, I was convinced that "pewdiepie" was techno. It just seems like the kinda thing techno would do.
Yep
Little do you know, pewdiepie is just pulling Lud's pewds; he was informed of this poll, contacted Technoblade & had 'im switch places.
The trolley was a trick question cause I, a massive brained gamer, would pull the lever and run faster than the trolley and pull the guy off the tracks
I would split the trolley in 2 and get a strike
If you drift quick enough, you might be able to take out all six
I would just put my hand out towards the trolley and it would bust into flames. I then would rescue the burning people only to burn myself
I’d probably just freeze and cry cause I’m not good in a crisis
Nah bro u lying
If you poke two holes into a basketball there are TWO HOLES. If you then stretch it into a shape of straw there still is TWO HOLES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
This was the very 1st video of Ludwig that I saw and then after it, I was hooked. :D
The fact that Ludwig thinks some lions could beat even just Arceus seriously makes me re-think that CZcams subscription
Feel like he didn’t think about the sinnoh legendaries. Each one of them makes the lions irrelevant
Groudon could prolly just chill on the ground just klling them by his presence + any huge pokemon prolly could. I mean they save 1 Billion but those idiots never thought of a number limiter. I mean how many lions could scratch a pokemon at once? And the most flaw of all Lions are lazy af so GG .
Okay, yea pokemon are strong but a billion is a large number
@@oopsididitagain2077 Larger power does not = more power. If beings that can transcend time and space. Govern the laws of the world and create powerful storms and earthquakes would they really be affected by few scratches? I mean there are pokemon so fast that lions wouldn't be even able to see them...
@@xoudrion2775 pokedex is so fucking inconsistant