Real Time with Bill Maher: 2016 Billionaire Buyers Guide (HBO)

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    In his editorial New Rule, Bill Maher appraises the 2016 GOP contenders for the oligarchs who will be bankrolling for their campaigns.
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Komentáře • 500

  • @JuICyBLiinGeR
    @JuICyBLiinGeR Před 4 lety +65

    I just enjoy hearing Burr in the background just laughing.

  • @dp-mason
    @dp-mason Před 4 lety +13

    Bill Burr's laugh is the best part of this video

  • @thegreyghost5846
    @thegreyghost5846 Před 7 lety +83

    "Mitt's speeches are so boring Bill Cosby uses them to knock out aspiring actresses"
    lmfao best line ever

  • @Bludgeoned2DEATH2
    @Bludgeoned2DEATH2 Před 9 lety +45

    Bill Maher is the perfect mix of hilarity, ad hominem, and truth.

  • @johnlinden7398
    @johnlinden7398 Před 5 lety +7

    I DON'T WHO WRITES HIS MATERIAL BUT MAHERS DELIVERY IS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT AND RIGHT ON !

  • @iamtherealzombie
    @iamtherealzombie Před 3 lety +33

    And watching this in 2020, how much does Bill wish Mitt Romney won?

  • @lemonielala3080
    @lemonielala3080 Před 6 lety +11

    Ah, how innocent we were back then. 🙄

  • @geekdiggy
    @geekdiggy Před 3 lety +8

    "bakeries like him for the same reason."
    bill maher hits hard as fuck

  • @AnEvolvingApe
    @AnEvolvingApe Před 9 lety +13

    Rand Paul "styles his hair to look like a toupee" thanks Bill that made me LOL

  • @Bandito518
    @Bandito518 Před 9 lety +7

    Howard dean was loving it... Cracking up constantly

  • @blechtic
    @blechtic Před 9 lety +4

    On the "plus side", there's Chris Christie...

  • @wolfstar675
    @wolfstar675 Před 8 lety +23

    "Ted Cruz is what you get if Ayn Rand had half a sex change and moved to Waco" hahahahaha

  • @maximilianalexander2823
    @maximilianalexander2823 Před 8 lety +23

    This was one of Bill's funniest bits

  • @austinha11
    @austinha11 Před 4 lety +2

    Thanks for not having ads on your videos

  • @LouisianaCityboi
    @LouisianaCityboi Před 6 lety +124

    If only our current President were any of these clowns.

    • @caracrabtree715
      @caracrabtree715 Před 5 lety +5

      Trump put a few in the cabinet, probably because they donated their funds to him after they dropped out

    • @jadedbrad
      @jadedbrad Před 5 lety +2

      Amen!

    • @jonathanhunt283
      @jonathanhunt283 Před 4 lety

      @@jadedbrad 8

    • @tannerpost9154
      @tannerpost9154 Před 3 lety

      He’s every nutcase mentioned wrapped into one

    • @jerzeyguy71
      @jerzeyguy71 Před 3 lety

      wait, what?? doesn't make sense?

  • @amaliabreveleri5445
    @amaliabreveleri5445 Před 8 lety +7

    I've always thought Ted Cruz smiled like he was dead inside.

  • @splaar
    @splaar Před 4 lety +4

    Cut to 5 years later, the Republicans are calling Romney a traitor and the rest of us are wishing he was president

  • @zachbills8112
    @zachbills8112 Před 7 lety +6

    The good old days.

  • @mmariedennis
    @mmariedennis Před 9 lety +4

    Brilliant.

  • @Earthium
    @Earthium Před 9 lety +3

    Can we elect a cat into office? I've seen small towns do it successfully.

  • @miranda6691
    @miranda6691 Před 9 lety +1

    I laughed so hard at the end there I about peed myself.

  • @drakeiverson755
    @drakeiverson755 Před 9 lety +11

    We are doomed.

    • @Xakslied
      @Xakslied Před 6 lety

      Drake Iverson yeah...

  • @atarileaf
    @atarileaf Před 9 lety +135

    Wait Ted Cruz is Canadian? How can he run for president? Or is that only wrong if your non-US birthplace is Kenya?

    • @ajdinanno
      @ajdinanno Před 9 lety +38

      I'd say the difference is that Ted Cruz is a white guy but he's not. He only looks like a white guy. He's a Canadian of Cuban descent. Only in America can a foreign Latino reinvent himself as White Conservative politician from the deep South. It'd be interesting to see if anyone tries to stop him from running on the grounds that he's not a natural born citizen. His mother may have been an American but she gave birth in Canada so Ted Cruz is Canadian by birth and therefore should not be allowed to run for President.

    • @TerminatorSe7en
      @TerminatorSe7en Před 9 lety +10

      He denounced his Canadian citizenship and identifies himself as American.

    • @ghosty1233
      @ghosty1233 Před 9 lety +2

      6236003 This.

    • @Relbl
      @Relbl Před 9 lety +46

      6236003 Yes, and Obama's mother was a US citizen when he was born, didn't stop all that nonsense did it...

    • @n1lla
      @n1lla Před 9 lety +3

      6236003 Being born in Canada doesn't automatically grant you dual citizen ship. I am a 'US citizen born abroad' (this is the actual verbiage on my birth certificate) in Canada and i have no citizen ship for that country. To file for citizen ship status in Canada you have to be an adult and have lived in the country for about 4 years. Seeing how Cruz was born in 1970 and his parents moved back to the USA in 1974 i am going to guess he is a US citizen born abroad like me and holds no Canadian citizenship since he doesn't meet the requirements to have such status.

  • @michaelchoki2133
    @michaelchoki2133 Před 9 lety

    I want to see more of the show online, I mean this new rules bits are funny and gets lots of hits, but it doesn't make or create arguments that is necessary for us to educate people around us. please upload more of the show.

    • @mr.c7094
      @mr.c7094 Před 9 lety

      I know what you mean, here, feel free to indulge (all of them) mmm dot primewire dot agslashwatch-13422-Real-Time-with-Bill-Maher-online-free

  • @jeffreywallace9520
    @jeffreywallace9520 Před 8 lety

    whenever I watch a Bill Maher video and go to put thumbs up and you hit it. it does nothing

  • @ismfofisawesome3
    @ismfofisawesome3 Před 8 lety +3

    the funniest thing about this to me is that i totally forgot that Mitt Romney was running this time too

    • @jayshah1794
      @jayshah1794 Před 8 lety +2

      +ismfofisawesome3 he decided not to run, he never declared. This video was for likely voters

  • @daAnT1990
    @daAnT1990 Před 9 lety +1

    As bad as the interview with Bill Burr went... Billy Redface really enjoyed this "New Rules" :D

  • @Tony29103
    @Tony29103 Před 4 lety +4

    Don't you ,love how this aged. Ben Carson thought that bull about Obama yet Trump looks like he'd actually cancel the election and declare martial law

  • @ingineous
    @ingineous Před 9 lety +2

    Hahahahahahaha ..... Bill Cosby hahahaha... I cant....I cant.....hahahahaha

  • @margueritehudsell4454
    @margueritehudsell4454 Před 3 lety +1

    Tex Cruz. Twinkle Toes Perry.
    I'm so depressed I can't breathe!

  • @marcomeme4875
    @marcomeme4875 Před 8 lety +2

    ''Ted was born in Canada. But don't let that fool you he's a real asshole'' OMFG I can't watch this in a public library

  • @SELFlnsurance
    @SELFlnsurance Před 9 lety +2

    I HEAR BILLY RED FACE'S LAUGH !

  • @Spidido
    @Spidido Před 3 lety +1

    So Ted's born in Canada but he can contest? I thought you had to be 'born in the USA' to be eligible?

  • @GmailUnited
    @GmailUnited Před 8 lety +53

    lol i thought #1 was going to be Trump

    • @truth_seeker_4203
      @truth_seeker_4203 Před 8 lety +17

      This was from January of last year. Trump didn't start his campaign yet

    • @JK_2998
      @JK_2998 Před 8 lety +3

      +Slick Bern 2k16 I didnt realise Mitt even entered the race

    • @TheWill857
      @TheWill857 Před 8 lety +2

      +Flying Spectacles he dudnt

    • @TheWill857
      @TheWill857 Před 8 lety

      +Ben Sackett didnt

  • @nikolap92
    @nikolap92 Před 9 lety +4

    OMG Bill Burr

  • @kinaoborot
    @kinaoborot Před 7 lety +11

    Well, good news: no one of this guys didn't make it. Bad news, though...

  • @crackedoutmayor1942
    @crackedoutmayor1942 Před 7 lety +4

    As a Canadian, please America. keep Ted Cruz

  • @Spidido
    @Spidido Před 3 lety +1

    GOP on '16, Dems in '20. Everyone thinks he or she's the one.

  • @DAVIDInitiative
    @DAVIDInitiative Před 2 lety

    This was the first stage of grief: denial. We all knew Trump would be the guy, but we had to keep saying it was a joke to make it so lol

  • @Faroundandfindoutt
    @Faroundandfindoutt Před 9 lety +1

    Dying LMAO

  • @vakis456
    @vakis456 Před 2 lety +1

    it's funny to watch this, years after. Bill was actually calling Billionaires on this one to make their choice for the Republican ticket. He got his wish in the end! A billionaire was on the ticket!

  • @walterbishop3668
    @walterbishop3668 Před 8 lety +7

    that cosby joke

  • @JR-ju4pg
    @JR-ju4pg Před 6 lety +1

    Simpler times.

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts3524 Před 2 lety +1

    Rand “I need a new perm” Paul

  • @GRACIOUSCAMELEON
    @GRACIOUSCAMELEON Před 9 lety +1

    Lmao

  • @emperorpalpatine2531
    @emperorpalpatine2531 Před 3 lety +1

    If only Trump hadn’t gone down that escalator, maybe we would have had president Romney

  • @archlab007
    @archlab007 Před 3 lety +1

    Oh the days when Hitler was still considered evil by both parties....

  • @bedazzlejuju
    @bedazzlejuju Před 8 lety +1

    Love!!!😂

  • @michaelhunter1093
    @michaelhunter1093 Před 9 lety +15

    Government of the people, by the people, for the Billionaires and Oligarch's
    shall not perish from the Earth.
    Abraham Lincoln

    • @livinginvancouverbc2247
      @livinginvancouverbc2247 Před 9 lety +1

      Lincoln must've mumbled at the 'billionaires' point in the speech.

    • @michaelhunter1093
      @michaelhunter1093 Před 9 lety +4

      i'm fairly sure our FOUNDING FATHERS didn't intend our politicians to be PUPPETS FOR BIG MONEY INTERESTS!!

  • @ummglick
    @ummglick Před 9 lety +1

    Alfred E Newman for prez

  • @tomgardner8825
    @tomgardner8825 Před 2 lety +1

    very, very funny. cause it's true

  • @noquarteratall780
    @noquarteratall780 Před 9 lety

    It boggles my mind that we stand a good chance of electing someone who is related very closely to someone who held the office less than 20 years ago. The chance of that person to be the best person to lead our country has to be astronomically low.

  • @inkedseahear
    @inkedseahear Před 8 lety

    How native were we when we think those people were going to win the nominee

  • @aykcroid
    @aykcroid Před 9 lety +1

    Marco Rubio's book cover pose has diabetes written all over it.

  • @endspirecuts6144
    @endspirecuts6144 Před 5 lety +6

    @3:45
    "... because you're an insane paranoid liar who will say absolutely anything -- or as Faux news puts it, "When can you start!?"
    I'm done. 😂

  • @thefifth5hot
    @thefifth5hot Před 9 lety

    Rand Paul does not have 'really bad ideas.' He wants to minimize government and maximize liberty. How is that a bad thing? He's also also the only 2016 candidate that could draw many voters from both sides of the political spectrum.

    • @joshporter5205
      @joshporter5205 Před 9 lety

      How is that a bad thing? Because of the WAY he wants to do that. What liberties is he going to be giving us? What government is he getting rid of? What will be the impacts of that? Sure, it sounds great when you present it as something so supremely vague and simplistic. When you look at the actual policies and the actual history of government they start looking anything but great.

    • @thefifth5hot
      @thefifth5hot Před 9 lety

      How about eliminating the Department of Education? How would that be a bad thing?

  • @tubewatcher38
    @tubewatcher38 Před 8 lety

    Chris Christie 1 - Lapband 0 Lmao

  • @margueritehudsell4454
    @margueritehudsell4454 Před 3 lety

    We've heard about The New Jersey Blues.

  • @greenlime1997
    @greenlime1997 Před 2 lety

    Back when Bill’s show was watchable.

  • @vyassathya3772
    @vyassathya3772 Před 8 lety

    At 4:00 I thought on the plus side something with plus size was coming up

    • @voodoodummie
      @voodoodummie Před 8 lety

      on the plus side, is his waist, moobies and all of his chins.
      on the downside, is his saggy gut

  • @ryanjavierortega8513
    @ryanjavierortega8513 Před 5 lety

    Once, once when 9 Liars was considered too many...

  • @bigdog4574
    @bigdog4574 Před 9 lety +1

    BAHAHAHA, sooo true!

  • @elgirl19
    @elgirl19 Před 8 lety +3

    Oh how you got it all wrong.............

  • @maxrice6990
    @maxrice6990 Před 8 lety

    rubio with the water bottle talent lmao

  • @stephenstoner1964
    @stephenstoner1964 Před 4 lety +1

    Who do i love bill

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 Před 5 lety

    There's no point in ordinary people in ordinary jobs that pay ordinary wages voting in the presidential election,seeing as the winner is the one that spends the most corporate money.

  • @akabaker98
    @akabaker98 Před 9 lety

    That entire lineup is FRIGHTENING!

  • @passiveagressive4983
    @passiveagressive4983 Před 3 lety +1

    Oh if Bill only knew.......

  • @reyandreas
    @reyandreas Před 9 lety

    Hey! and what about Sanctorum?

  • @digitalbookworm5678
    @digitalbookworm5678 Před 9 lety +1

    CAGE MATCH!!!

  • @phar0ahad3
    @phar0ahad3 Před 9 lety +11

    good video republicans have the best shot with ben carson hes black but looks out for white rich people

    • @EazyE11
      @EazyE11 Před 9 lety +7

      Only problem is that the majority of black people can see through his BS and if the republicans think it is that easy that they can just say "look we have a black guy." Good luck with the over %90 of black voters that vote democrat.

    • @phar0ahad3
      @phar0ahad3 Před 9 lety

      Ezsprinter yea but its atleast a good try because if he lies the way republicans do on the road for presidency he can convince alot of people .....

    • @theprogressivecynic2407
      @theprogressivecynic2407 Před 9 lety +5

      phar0ahad3 Large portions of the right wing base will simply not vote for a black man, thus the primary competition is almost impossible for Carson.

    • @phar0ahad3
      @phar0ahad3 Před 9 lety +1

      The Progressive Cynic Yea its true

    • @R2TheM
      @R2TheM Před 9 lety +3

      Yea the republicans have their token candidates to try to swing the minority/women's vote.. Its like "Hey Guys! Look we aren't racist or against women, we have a black, latino and woman candidate!" lol

  • @tomsmall1244
    @tomsmall1244 Před 4 lety +2

    I wonder if he said the same about the Dem field for 2020 🤔

  • @dddux
    @dddux Před 5 lety

    I wouldn't give someone called "Jeb" to handle my bins.

  • @GordonofSeattle
    @GordonofSeattle Před 9 lety

    Bernie Sanders back up Rand Paul
    this is not a republic anymore, nor is it even a democracy

  • @1in10million
    @1in10million Před 9 lety

    LMAO That was good.

  • @pooshoveler
    @pooshoveler Před 9 lety

    That was kind of ironic when he made fun of Rand Paul. He is just like him. Lol

  • @CorvusCorax.
    @CorvusCorax. Před 5 lety

    Little did we know 🙄

  • @hihitler5406
    @hihitler5406 Před 8 lety

    I WONDER WHAT DIFFRENCE IT MAKES IF WE HAVE A PRESIDENT OR NOT.

  • @jerzeyguy71
    @jerzeyguy71 Před 3 lety +1

    I guess this was before Trump came down the escalator to announce...

  • @91rummy
    @91rummy Před 3 lety

    Toupee came from an Indian word Topi which means a cap..

  • @CalrissianSteele
    @CalrissianSteele Před 9 lety

    Sometimes you look into people's eyes and see nothing. Just lifeless and soulless. It looks empty. Look into Mitt Romney's eyes and tell me different.

  • @tommot445
    @tommot445 Před 9 lety

    Bill Maher forgot the first and second rule in comedy.
    Rule #1: what you say and do has to be funny.
    Rule #2: don't quit your day job if you fucked up at rule #1.

  • @hihitler5406
    @hihitler5406 Před 8 lety

    BILL MAHER FOR PRESIDENT.

  • @shinken13
    @shinken13 Před 9 lety +4

    lol how is Ayn Rand still a thing?

  • @markstone5307
    @markstone5307 Před 9 lety +1

    I like only one of the Republicans and that is Rand Paul....the rest are not what we need. I am a Democrat but kinda of a liberal conservative...so, although I like Democrats lately I am leaning toward Rand Paul. I love his Dad Ron Paul...great guy and very honest. But then again...honesty and being a Politian is not in their DNA. So just vote for Hillary.

  • @lovetrain442
    @lovetrain442 Před 9 lety

    Your the best Bill !!! Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

  • @19900307lwy
    @19900307lwy Před 8 lety +17

    Anyone agree what he said about Romney also applies to Hillary Clinton ?

  • @briancolson3808
    @briancolson3808 Před 5 lety

    Back when Bill Maher was good..!!

  • @Blunderful19
    @Blunderful19 Před 8 lety

    Clearly this man has never driven a Camry.

  • @rachellepeterson6225
    @rachellepeterson6225 Před 5 lety

    OMG...LOL!!!

  • @Emsland1993
    @Emsland1993 Před 8 lety

    Wow. A summary of the Republican nominees. Before Trump had even announced his candidacy
    Truly another world.

  • @rrrrdavid1
    @rrrrdavid1 Před 9 lety

    So I have heard nothing but insults and racism in this video....

  • @toddlavigne6441
    @toddlavigne6441 Před 4 lety +1

    why do all the candidates have swollen lips and runny noses LOL

  • @jadeimingan184
    @jadeimingan184 Před 6 lety

    Poor Christy

  • @bma051000
    @bma051000 Před 9 lety

    It's Ayn Rand, not Ann Rand, Bill.

  • @loolitsalex
    @loolitsalex Před 9 lety

    The oligarchs choice for 2016 is anyone but Rand. Only Rand will end crony capitalism and stop corporate welfare. Everyone else is openly a socialist nut who will continue crony capitalism.

  • @pettypettywoodchuck2
    @pettypettywoodchuck2 Před 9 lety

    This was the best final new rule in a long time, fucking witty.

  • @CavemanJesus4Life
    @CavemanJesus4Life Před 7 lety

    And none of them got the nom

  • @pattagole
    @pattagole Před 9 lety +1

    Yes He wants to be president reaaaaal bad!!

  • @BeastlyVoldemort
    @BeastlyVoldemort Před 8 lety

    huh, I wasn't aware Romney ever made an attempt to run this year. I do remember, however, Republicans turning to him desperately some time in October