Real Time with Bill Maher: 2016 Billionaire Buyers Guide (HBO)
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In his editorial New Rule, Bill Maher appraises the 2016 GOP contenders for the oligarchs who will be bankrolling for their campaigns.
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I just enjoy hearing Burr in the background just laughing.
Love bill burr
Game recognize game. The man knows funny comedy 🤣🤣
Bill Burr's laugh is the best part of this video
"Mitt's speeches are so boring Bill Cosby uses them to knock out aspiring actresses"
lmfao best line ever
Yes, killer line!
Bill Maher is the perfect mix of hilarity, ad hominem, and truth.
I DON'T WHO WRITES HIS MATERIAL BUT MAHERS DELIVERY IS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT AND RIGHT ON !
And watching this in 2020, how much does Bill wish Mitt Romney won?
Ah, how innocent we were back then. 🙄
"bakeries like him for the same reason."
bill maher hits hard as fuck
Rand Paul "styles his hair to look like a toupee" thanks Bill that made me LOL
Howard dean was loving it... Cracking up constantly
On the "plus side", there's Chris Christie...
"Ted Cruz is what you get if Ayn Rand had half a sex change and moved to Waco" hahahahaha
This was one of Bill's funniest bits
Thanks for not having ads on your videos
If only our current President were any of these clowns.
Trump put a few in the cabinet, probably because they donated their funds to him after they dropped out
Amen!
@@jadedbrad 8
He’s every nutcase mentioned wrapped into one
wait, what?? doesn't make sense?
I've always thought Ted Cruz smiled like he was dead inside.
Cut to 5 years later, the Republicans are calling Romney a traitor and the rest of us are wishing he was president
The good old days.
Brilliant.
Can we elect a cat into office? I've seen small towns do it successfully.
I laughed so hard at the end there I about peed myself.
We are doomed.
Drake Iverson yeah...
Wait Ted Cruz is Canadian? How can he run for president? Or is that only wrong if your non-US birthplace is Kenya?
I'd say the difference is that Ted Cruz is a white guy but he's not. He only looks like a white guy. He's a Canadian of Cuban descent. Only in America can a foreign Latino reinvent himself as White Conservative politician from the deep South. It'd be interesting to see if anyone tries to stop him from running on the grounds that he's not a natural born citizen. His mother may have been an American but she gave birth in Canada so Ted Cruz is Canadian by birth and therefore should not be allowed to run for President.
He denounced his Canadian citizenship and identifies himself as American.
6236003 This.
6236003 Yes, and Obama's mother was a US citizen when he was born, didn't stop all that nonsense did it...
6236003 Being born in Canada doesn't automatically grant you dual citizen ship. I am a 'US citizen born abroad' (this is the actual verbiage on my birth certificate) in Canada and i have no citizen ship for that country. To file for citizen ship status in Canada you have to be an adult and have lived in the country for about 4 years. Seeing how Cruz was born in 1970 and his parents moved back to the USA in 1974 i am going to guess he is a US citizen born abroad like me and holds no Canadian citizenship since he doesn't meet the requirements to have such status.
I want to see more of the show online, I mean this new rules bits are funny and gets lots of hits, but it doesn't make or create arguments that is necessary for us to educate people around us. please upload more of the show.
I know what you mean, here, feel free to indulge (all of them) mmm dot primewire dot agslashwatch-13422-Real-Time-with-Bill-Maher-online-free
whenever I watch a Bill Maher video and go to put thumbs up and you hit it. it does nothing
the funniest thing about this to me is that i totally forgot that Mitt Romney was running this time too
+ismfofisawesome3 he decided not to run, he never declared. This video was for likely voters
As bad as the interview with Bill Burr went... Billy Redface really enjoyed this "New Rules" :D
Don't you ,love how this aged. Ben Carson thought that bull about Obama yet Trump looks like he'd actually cancel the election and declare martial law
Hahahahahahaha ..... Bill Cosby hahahaha... I cant....I cant.....hahahahaha
Tex Cruz. Twinkle Toes Perry.
I'm so depressed I can't breathe!
''Ted was born in Canada. But don't let that fool you he's a real asshole'' OMFG I can't watch this in a public library
I HEAR BILLY RED FACE'S LAUGH !
So Ted's born in Canada but he can contest? I thought you had to be 'born in the USA' to be eligible?
lol i thought #1 was going to be Trump
This was from January of last year. Trump didn't start his campaign yet
+Slick Bern 2k16 I didnt realise Mitt even entered the race
+Flying Spectacles he dudnt
+Ben Sackett didnt
OMG Bill Burr
Well, good news: no one of this guys didn't make it. Bad news, though...
As a Canadian, please America. keep Ted Cruz
GOP on '16, Dems in '20. Everyone thinks he or she's the one.
This was the first stage of grief: denial. We all knew Trump would be the guy, but we had to keep saying it was a joke to make it so lol
Dying LMAO
it's funny to watch this, years after. Bill was actually calling Billionaires on this one to make their choice for the Republican ticket. He got his wish in the end! A billionaire was on the ticket!
A fake billionaire
@@brandonmaddox4862 $2.5 billion NET WORTH - source Forbes
that cosby joke
Simpler times.
Rand “I need a new perm” Paul
Lmao
If only Trump hadn’t gone down that escalator, maybe we would have had president Romney
Oh the days when Hitler was still considered evil by both parties....
Love!!!😂
Government of the people, by the people, for the Billionaires and Oligarch's
shall not perish from the Earth.
Abraham Lincoln
Lincoln must've mumbled at the 'billionaires' point in the speech.
i'm fairly sure our FOUNDING FATHERS didn't intend our politicians to be PUPPETS FOR BIG MONEY INTERESTS!!
Alfred E Newman for prez
very, very funny. cause it's true
It boggles my mind that we stand a good chance of electing someone who is related very closely to someone who held the office less than 20 years ago. The chance of that person to be the best person to lead our country has to be astronomically low.
How native were we when we think those people were going to win the nominee
Native?
Marco Rubio's book cover pose has diabetes written all over it.
@3:45
"... because you're an insane paranoid liar who will say absolutely anything -- or as Faux news puts it, "When can you start!?"
I'm done. 😂
Rand Paul does not have 'really bad ideas.' He wants to minimize government and maximize liberty. How is that a bad thing? He's also also the only 2016 candidate that could draw many voters from both sides of the political spectrum.
How is that a bad thing? Because of the WAY he wants to do that. What liberties is he going to be giving us? What government is he getting rid of? What will be the impacts of that? Sure, it sounds great when you present it as something so supremely vague and simplistic. When you look at the actual policies and the actual history of government they start looking anything but great.
How about eliminating the Department of Education? How would that be a bad thing?
Chris Christie 1 - Lapband 0 Lmao
We've heard about The New Jersey Blues.
Back when Bill’s show was watchable.
At 4:00 I thought on the plus side something with plus size was coming up
on the plus side, is his waist, moobies and all of his chins.
on the downside, is his saggy gut
Once, once when 9 Liars was considered too many...
BAHAHAHA, sooo true!
Oh how you got it all wrong.............
the dems sure did =)
rubio with the water bottle talent lmao
Who do i love bill
There's no point in ordinary people in ordinary jobs that pay ordinary wages voting in the presidential election,seeing as the winner is the one that spends the most corporate money.
That entire lineup is FRIGHTENING!
Oh if Bill only knew.......
Hey! and what about Sanctorum?
CAGE MATCH!!!
good video republicans have the best shot with ben carson hes black but looks out for white rich people
Only problem is that the majority of black people can see through his BS and if the republicans think it is that easy that they can just say "look we have a black guy." Good luck with the over %90 of black voters that vote democrat.
Ezsprinter yea but its atleast a good try because if he lies the way republicans do on the road for presidency he can convince alot of people .....
phar0ahad3 Large portions of the right wing base will simply not vote for a black man, thus the primary competition is almost impossible for Carson.
The Progressive Cynic Yea its true
Yea the republicans have their token candidates to try to swing the minority/women's vote.. Its like "Hey Guys! Look we aren't racist or against women, we have a black, latino and woman candidate!" lol
I wonder if he said the same about the Dem field for 2020 🤔
Credit where credit is due, he did say that.
I wouldn't give someone called "Jeb" to handle my bins.
Bernie Sanders back up Rand Paul
this is not a republic anymore, nor is it even a democracy
LMAO That was good.
That was kind of ironic when he made fun of Rand Paul. He is just like him. Lol
Little did we know 🙄
I WONDER WHAT DIFFRENCE IT MAKES IF WE HAVE A PRESIDENT OR NOT.
I guess this was before Trump came down the escalator to announce...
Toupee came from an Indian word Topi which means a cap..
Sometimes you look into people's eyes and see nothing. Just lifeless and soulless. It looks empty. Look into Mitt Romney's eyes and tell me different.
Bill Maher forgot the first and second rule in comedy.
Rule #1: what you say and do has to be funny.
Rule #2: don't quit your day job if you fucked up at rule #1.
BILL MAHER FOR PRESIDENT.
lol how is Ayn Rand still a thing?
I like only one of the Republicans and that is Rand Paul....the rest are not what we need. I am a Democrat but kinda of a liberal conservative...so, although I like Democrats lately I am leaning toward Rand Paul. I love his Dad Ron Paul...great guy and very honest. But then again...honesty and being a Politian is not in their DNA. So just vote for Hillary.
Your the best Bill !!! Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!
Anyone agree what he said about Romney also applies to Hillary Clinton ?
Back when Bill Maher was good..!!
Clearly this man has never driven a Camry.
OMG...LOL!!!
Wow. A summary of the Republican nominees. Before Trump had even announced his candidacy
Truly another world.
So I have heard nothing but insults and racism in this video....
why do all the candidates have swollen lips and runny noses LOL
Poor Christy
It's Ayn Rand, not Ann Rand, Bill.
The oligarchs choice for 2016 is anyone but Rand. Only Rand will end crony capitalism and stop corporate welfare. Everyone else is openly a socialist nut who will continue crony capitalism.
This was the best final new rule in a long time, fucking witty.
And none of them got the nom
Yes He wants to be president reaaaaal bad!!
huh, I wasn't aware Romney ever made an attempt to run this year. I do remember, however, Republicans turning to him desperately some time in October