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i feel personally victimized by youtube recommending this to me but also thankful
ha ha
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My exact thought 😂
same boat. 😂
It's really annoying when you've just got out of the shower and you're all clean and then realise you need a number 2, and then you consider having another shower.
Yes, this 😫
That’s why I’ve gotten used to just going right before my shower
if you use water and soap to wash, it's as clean as getting a shower
You dont have to re-wash your entire body?
I mean, I totally get that. I won't bother showering if I'm home alone, but if I'm going out socialising I'll always shower after taking a dump. I'm a bit obsessed with it.
"The anus is terrified of our behaviour" is not a phrase I expected to hear today
Does the anus’s butthole clench in fear?
gay people be like
oh, THAT phrase is going on a t-shirt...
send this to an acquaintance without any explanation. sharing is caring.
That is a great Idea.
This made me laugh 😂
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thank you for all the appreciations! I never thought I would find success in this corner of youtube.
My grandma was upset 😔
The algorithm is amazing showing me videos I never searched for.
me too
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Me too
I have copied and shared it on the Fox News comments just because of the title. I almost drank my beer into my lungs.
davepyne3289 How do youtube commenters come up with funny shit like this? 😂
I’m never going to eat ever again.
This is the only way. Just imagine all that food turning into god-knows-what in your gut. Sitting there inside you, constantly putrefying. Disgusting! Eating should be like smoking 🚭
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I wish you a wonderful final three months!
Get an ostomy then
Are you talking about eating a$$?
As someone with moderate to severe OCD and struggles with intestinal issues, this video was a relief to watch.
He's wrong! He's a dirty butt!
@ampthemilk seratonin regulates your intestines and its also important for regulating anxiety. People with OCD have lower levels of seratonin which usually will also then cause intestinal issues.
That’s what my doctor told me anyways
Preach ✨️👏
@@Junipers_Mom the idea that serotonin is just naturally lower in some people is outdated. Its always pathological - be it the interaction between metabolism and diet, psychological issues, lifestyle habits, environmental factors or a combination, you can absolutely fix it. I no longer have ocd, and do not take meds or drugs. You can leave it behind. I think the misunderstanding that many physicians, clinicians, psychiatrists etc have about neurotransmitters is a chicken-egg problem/misattribution fallacy: they see low serotonin and blame conditions on it, when in reality, its a byproduct of those conditions and their underlying causes. This is supported by the latest research in cognitive science.
That's also why I watched this video. I have become so exhausted with my over wiping routine and this video helped! I gotta be nicer to my b-hole lol
I was a chronic overwiper and caused all kinds of problems for myself. Switching to a bidet has solved all of them, every #2 is satisfying and there is no "brown crayon" effect.
Toilet paper alone will one day be considered barbaric and inefficient.
One day??
Literally the entire continent of Europe, South America, the Middle East and parts of Asia have known that for decades!
Only the US is willfully filthy.
It was barbaric lol much of the more “primitive” world used water or little jugs to pour water there.
@@areallyboredguy5825 so is it hi-tech to leave your coliform everywhere you sit? or do you consider it more "civilized"?
Brown crayon lmfaooooooooo
Its already concidered to be barbaric nd dirty by everyone who uses their own brain for their life decidions)))
He feels like an uncle who really cares about you 🥲
this is something you only get recommended past midnight
It’s early afternoon 😭😭😭
It's morning for me 😅
^Lol
Can verify, it is 12:00 to the minute here
Me watching this at 8 am: 🙂
CZcams recommendation is getting too accurate nowadays
My brown eye is crying tears of happiness… thank you doctor.
I bought a cheap bidet for my apartment bathroom. (Under $30?) Blast out your bottom side, then all you need TP for is a little drying. I know microscopic things are there but it's amazing how different and clean you feel. You just feel like you've stepped out of a shower.
Real
In my country we've been using water our whole life, how do you guys survive with just tissue and wet tissue 😭😭😭
you dont even need a bidet, you just need water and even a bucket-it literally is bare minimum.
@@ieatalgae HEYYY 😁also yeah i need to get a bidet
A bidet has been shown to spread poop particles around. It is less hygenic than you think. I wash my ass in the bathtub personally or a wet tissue
So this is what my life has come to. Watching videos like this. Great
Me too 😂
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Lmao
Life is disappointing.
I'm worse off than you are. I actually subscribed to his channel lol..
As a fellow colorectal surgeon, I must respectfully disagree that it’s okay to have poop around the anus. Stool is an irritant to anal skin. That was shown in a study from the last century. I’m not saying to use harsh chemicals or abrasive products, but it’s important to get rid of stool residue after bowel movements.
I have an ileostomy and agree. Stool is VERY irritating for the skin. More so when the track is shortcutted, but it's still true for stool in general.
But what if you clean too much and you hurt yourself?
@Dan1elAndrade gotta be efficient. Use baby wipes, or a bidet if you can get one.
@@cato3277baby wipes shouldn't be flushed.
Doubt he means a log/noticable chunk of stool, he means the thin layer you see even after 30 wipes, the one that comes out hours after wiping because you farted, the one you can't reach, etc. most likely. As sad as it is, it's a waste of time and toilet paper :/
"Maybe you like to smoke Marijuana While listening" 😂 I feel called out! Im smoking and scrolling and this was recommended. Good info!
I was literally exhaling as he said that lol
😂 LMAO@@xanderwebb7998
i was filling up my pipe while he said that lmao
@@dayiteriyaki @xanderwebb7998 I'm so glad I'm not alone lmao
Yep! Puff puff! The timing was great!
*Anyone enjoying the comments section?*
Heck yeah!
I've spent longer in the comments than in the video
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I thought it was going to be WAY more sexual.
Not the word I would choose to use..
I obsesss about it especially because I’m a woman and don’t want cross contamination. I’ll be more careful
@@MusicBear5150 just wipe front to back and you're good! :)
Just buy a bidet and never worry about it anymore... Here in Italy we have at least one in every house.
Also bear in mind that although avoiding poop in your vagina is good received wisdom, it's not like one speck and you'll get an infection. Vaginal discharge is not pH neutral, it's designed to kill stuff off, otherwise you'd have constant infections after sex or masturbation. This isn't something you need to worry about too much.
Strong contender for best thumbnail ever
😂Im sending and sharing this video with all of my Christian congregation. THEY NEED IT 💅😱
No one has ever made education about digestive health so appropriate and informative.
This guy isn't telling the truth. You still trust doctors after people found out that viruses are created in labs? A virus isn't even a living thing. Anyway... see my comment on how to be clean.
Use 💦 water instead of toilet paper.
Water doesn't eradicate the ODOR.
@@Sealust50 then keep washing. 🙄
@@Sealust50neither does paper
Dr please ur WhatsApp number
Yeah try and do that in public bathroom
Bro CZcams has been stalking me for months just running up and keeping this video for me at my doorsteps ringing the doorbell, and running off.
I finally gave in and I'm here and I've opened the package and you did too
please don't let any cishet college boys see this. they will take it the wrong way. 😭
yeah it’s nuts they literally don’t clean because they think it’s “gay”. it’s soooo grosss ugh idk how girls can even fall for them if they know that.
This doc should do stand up. He's knowledgeable, informative, yet, not overly clinical.
Edit: auto fill typo (knowledge/knowledgeable).
Removed partial last sentance. Can't complete the sentance, because I have no idea what I was going to write. Lol.
He what? HE WHAT?!
@@meliss9536 That was exactly what I was going to ask.
I need to know
OP died from having an unclean butt before they could finish their sentence.
You like to keep us in suspense, don’t
I got a bidet installed on my toilet. The cool water 💦 is soothing! I can only recommend it 😅
*bidet is compulsary here in every toilet in Malaysia. U can never go wrong with it 😃
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I love my bidet attachment!
yusss or in my case, we have little hose thingies in Brazil, it's soooo good
American toilets are sucks a lot, asian and third world countries toilets are awesome
I definitely wanted more health videos but this was a bold choice for the CZcams algorithm to suggest this to me
The algorithm gods have blessed me with this gem of a channel
This is reassuring; we are human, we are not perfect.
We are more perfect than not. How many cells inside of you are working together to make you what you are? The only thing making mistakes now, is us. Stop eating animal corpses, rotting vegetables turn to alcohol in a process called fermentation...but rotting flesh rots flesh.
what about that is reassuring at all
@@currentcommerce4774 Not setting impossibly high standards.
@@maltesetony9030MY BUTT SMELLS AND IM PROUD
What is perfect? Why is having a clean colon perfect?
I find it helpful to question standards that I feel are unreasonably high.
I have IBS and Crohn's disease and really needed hear this, thank you!
Dude I love this video. It wasn't even trying to be funny and it was. Also educational, but I had no idea I would see THIS on my recommended.
Great Video Dr. Cheng!
6:27 "it's YOU" pleaseeeee that was so funny
Here I am at 76 years old finding-out that I've been mistreating my anus by wiping it way too much and too hard and too deep...poor anus! Thank you for setting me straight finally.
Hahaha
Was your ass. No wiping. Water cleans.
Yes … leave that asshole alone
"Mistreating my anus"😂😂😂😂Me too sir. Me too.🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣
Just use wet paper
This is not the advice that we asked for, but the one that we needed. Thanks yt @_@
I love the emoji u used!
Oddly enough- this is my current crisis and CZcams recommended me this video! 👏😆
You have changed my life, thank you.
The only important takeaway came at the 8th minute: BIDET
The only goal is not having shit stained underwear. The solution is water soaked paper and getting it a bit inside there. Not putting your finger in, just cleaning it a few millimeters in so there isn't poop left.
Also, take magnesium. It will make your poop watery and easier to pass, which is what you want. No more pushing hard to empty your bowels and 20 minute 9GAG scrolling sessions. You will be done in 2-5 minutes. Good luck.
Can't imagine trying to wipe w wet TP..let alone putting it in there a little. Wipes are a marvelous and very effective invention!
I am new here. I LOVE your realness and straight forward approach, while still being so natural and cool about it. Love that soft spoken Asian voice too 😊 You have me- im SUBSCRIBED AND 👍🏻 LIKED. Can't wait to watch your other videos! I used to use enemas etc... now its baby wipes and that's GOOD ENOUGH 😊Thanks for the educational advice ❤
Idk why tf I got recommended this, but you’re awesome dude.
I use a whole roll of toilet paper and then scoop the rest out with the cardboard roll!
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Gosh, just take a shower
We really should have bidets in this country. Would be a much better way to deal with the issue. Also, I've been on a very consistent high protein diet for years because of my workout regimen and have found the consistency to be much more "packetized" if you will. There's no "pinching off" per se -- it's a natural break and it usually results in total white paper champagne clean. It only gets messed up if I wander off this diet. I never used to be this way but this diet has made things very regular and easy peasey. Side benefit to being fit.
Like the metric system, the entire rest of global humanity seems to have found a better way of doing something than the US. Every other country I've been to at least had some type of water system to wash your backside. Either a fixed nozzle from the toilet or a bidet. You can buy a bidet in the USA but be warned - you will lose friends. They will accuse you of being a communist or "European."
Bidets are also way more ecological , you use way less water cleaning your anus with water compared to cleaning it with toilet paper
Big TP is holding us all back!!!
I noticed this too when I was cutting I was eating basically just protein and all of a sudden I was clean each and every time after shitting, can NOT say the same for the bulk
@@MrJuliankillaisn't a bulk the same thing? Eating à lot of protein?
This is top 3 best titles I've seen for anything.
This is one of the greatest videos on CZcams no cap
Bidet sounds kinder and gentler than toilet paper.
It is
It definitely can be, but if you get a bidet make sure to get a flow control adapter so you’re not power washing yourself. I swear, mine has the strength to blast barnacles off a ship if I turn the flow control to full power.
It is, so much. Get one absolutely. They are so affordable and will completely change how you poop
Thank you so much. I wish you lived by me. They don’t make doctors like you ….you’re a blessing to help so many people with a question that they would be embarrassed to call their doctors office ✝️💜
Practitioners like you restore my faith in the healthcare system.
This video took me in all sorts of directions for all sorts of different reasons. Thank you for the laughter.
1:53 I got SA’d by a woman in 2016 and I very quickly learned to dab and press at the end to not agitate the fissure. It only healed this last year when I started fasting and not popping as frequently giving it a couple days to finally heal.
I am so sorry that happened to you. I hope she is behind bars where she belongs. I'm glad you are healed now physically, and I hope you are healed mentally as well.
I’m so sorry you had to deal not only with the emotional pain of SA but also suffered physically. I hope you can heal your body and your mind with the help and support from the people you love.
I was searching for a comment about this. I was r*ped by my ex partner for months, woken up by his d*ck in my rectum many times. My digestion and toilet visits aren’t the same since (it’s been like 5 years since I ran away) - thanks for the tips, hope I can heal one day as well
Just get a bidet, guys. For me, it's a necessity since I can barely move, but it's a much better option than taking a shower, and it gets you a lot cleaner.
This video changed my life! I remind myself to be gentle every time I clean my barking starfish thanks to you.
I think this is probably the most underrated health advice.
Hi Dr.Chung. I had anal fissure and hemorrhoids during my labor and I was in terrible pain for the past 8 weeks. Many many thanks to you and your videos, I’m free of pain now 🙏🙏
Hey how did you cure it?
She didnt.
oh my goodness! tmi! it feels like my Anusara is my worst enemy ! every time I try and go out. i make it to the door..do I have to go
.no ..get to elevator..I have to go..get home..nothing..almost to my destination..I have to go..nothing..lol..my Anusara is not joking at all..and it's annoying but if we don't poop we die
Worse than labour and no help from medics etc. This doctor's obvious joyful knowledge of this taboo stops us from getting our brain gut axis right on so many levels. Thank you.
@@Browns4life lol..yea I didn't!
don't know why this was at the top of my recommended page, but i would love to hear this guy's thoughts on rimming
It's not like a tongue is ANY cleaner than a bunghole.
@@Nutty151
"Clean" is relative. The germs in your mouth do not cause disease. The germs in poop do.
This guy would of course tell you that it is a BAD idea. He is a doctor after all and those are the facts
@@OtherDalfite Newsflash. Germs in your mouth can also cause disease. Your mouth is just the other end of the digestive system, and that's a fact.
@@Nutty151 Absolutely beg to differ lmao
@@volusian95 You haven't seen some mouths then...and have you ever woken up after a night's sleep with a white tongue? Those were bacteria literally taking a poop in your mouth.
I don’t know why I was recommended this but I already love this man 😂
I can’t believe I watched this whole thing , thank you doctor.
As a female I have a mild rectocele which is a weakening of the muscle separating the rectum and the vagina, and so it's like a pocket in the rectum where poop gets stuck, and what I have to do is actually press on the vaginal wall for complete elimination. I actually bought an enema because I was soo sick of it, and it's amazing how much is left up there. Would love if you could talk about this issue.
Lies. Females don’t poop
Wut
From the inside?
That sounds pretty bad to be fair. I would consult a proctologist and see what they suggest.
I nearly started crying
Ive thought i was alone this entire time...
Just..thank you
I dont even have words, im soeechless and so grateful to you...
Sorry..i hope this isnt weird. I know it is. Im sorry.
Edit to say i havent been able to tell a health professional. I believe this is a result of frequent SA, so it has been difficult to trust anyone to open up and get help.
You are a beacon of hope.
I thought it said bacon at first lol
@@naturegirl4074 Same.
Same I was like yummy yummy
Very informative and practical advice about our exit region, and handled with a sense of humor. Thank you doc, that was certainly enlightening... :-)
My family needed to see this.
Hi Dr Chung. I've been suffering with a chronic anal fissure for about 6 weeks now. I just want to say thank you for it your videos! You have been the most useful resource during this whole thing and I just want you to know that you are very greatly appreciated! Keep up the good work and the positive videos!
I love my bidet ❤❤❤❤
i had one of those for 3 months and it was such severe agony, I lost 100lb almost instantly cuz i was so scared of food. i developed a pretty nasty crack addiction just getting though all that pain. thankfully i was able to get rid of that addiction a year after the pain stopped. lol of course I had to pick up a heroin addiction a year or so later thanks to some of the most traumatic malpractice one could ever experience. i hate doctors so much and now i'm supposed to get their help for severe arthritis in the neck impinging on nerves making my wrists and hips throb at all times. but it's not nearly as intense as that anal tear was. my goodness that severe uncontrolled pain was so horrid, i'd wish it on my worst enemy for sure.
Don't know how else someone would get this information.
Thank you.
@@jn1211I’ll say a prayer for you - maybe get a chiropractic adjustment - like when they do that neck strap thing
Pranicura cream really works well for fissures. Cured mine.
i never realized that there are so many people who go to these lengths. unless i have the runs, I've always just done the inital wipe, and then a second quick pass, and the third is usually overkill because the paper is still clean after.
I'm in Canada and i agree with the people who commented there should be more bidets here. my heart goes out to those of you who struggle with these intense routines.
Then, after all that, come the makeup, brush, lipstick an all done, ready to face the world.😁
get a lil hose thingy for your toilet if you don't have the space for a bidet! They're a godsend!
When you wipe, do you just do it once? Or do you use the same bit of paper multiple times? I cannot even imagine what it must be like to be clean after just two wipes.
Thank you so much! I threw all my toilet paper away after seeing this video 6 months ago and I haven't wiped since! 🎉🎉🎉 I feel so wonderful!
I really needed this today thanks my friendly proctologist 😊
It is so refreshing to have this conversation. Thank you so much.
Yea I feel rejuvenated too as i'm 20 again, I get to live a second life after this
@@alexshatner3907😂😂😂😂
one day we won't poop anymore, we'll absorb energy directly into our bodies.
Kim jong un lives like that.
he is so hard working he burns it all.
His words not mine :))
We'll teleport it into the sun.
We already absorb energy directly into our bodies. That's what digestion is.
Big factz
@@tapejara1507lmfao what the actual Dermot Hudson
Very insightful! I’ll be swapping from 80 grit sandpaper to a nice, light 120 grit from now on
thank you for telling me everything i never knew i needed to hear
You are just so likable. So glad I found this video.
When my bottom is happy, I'm happy.
Hi, dr. Chung thank you for making helpful videos. I had external hemorrhoid pop out last month and it's really stressed me out. Luckily, i found your videos and help me so much!! I was terrified if i've to had surgery and by your guide my bottom is better now. Thank you for helpuful videos dr. Chung!
Best title I've read all day
well, you are very friendly and warm. i would feel very safe with you as my doctor.
Thank you for all you information. Love your sense of humor.
Ty you have been the biggest help to my life in a minute!
You don’t understand !
Thank you again
I want everyone to know
I didn't know this content was on here or that I needed it.
I do not know why this was recommended to me today, but I'm very glad it was. You are doing God's work with this video and I thank you for it!!!
Very wholesome vibes and info, thanks Doc!
Congrats Dr C on 30k subs! Woo-hoo ! So much good info 😊
Thank you very much for your support!
Dr, I have subbed, great channel to have come across!!!
The problem with social media is. If you tell people as something as simple as "You don't have to wipe your bottom as in depth as you think you need to." there will be people who will clutch their pearls and look at you going like "W-what's wrong with wiping my bottom? What is wrong with this world where I have people telling me to stop wiping my bottom!?" and not even watch the rest of the video or you'll get someone who feels vindicated in a way that's really weird like: "YES! Finally! Bring on the age of never wiping ever now! Let he funk of my crusty bum be known to all!
I'm glad I watched the whole thing, I've had the exact same problem where I thought it was hemorrhoids and I needed to clean more aggressively. I probably could have had the pain go away much faster if I just accepted the part of your body constantly exposed to poo is going to be okay being exposed to poo.
I love this Dr , he’s so real. Thank you .
Oh my gosh laughing so hard. This is refreshing to hear.
You’ve just illuminated years of discomfort and embarrassment, as an adult, and I’m so glad I stumbled across this video
This is really cool now that I've discovered your channel I can now say that I actually know a proctologist😊
What a wonderful subject for discussion!
I just found your channel. And even while LMAO, I really appreciate all your good information
Thanks man. I really needed to learn this. Never knew I was getting this so wrong.
My recommendations are done for after this... I thought it was bad before, but this is it.
You're a blessing doc. Christ be with you forever.
Such great news!❤️❤️❤️
HELL YEAH solid opening, imma post up and watch
I bought one of those bidet add-ons that you secure underneath the toilet seat and that squirt water up to your nether regions. Best - purchase - ever! I can’t live without it anymore. After I cleanse with water I just dry myself off with the normal toilet paper, and if I still see brown stuff I use a couple of sheets of flushable wipes. That’s it, nothing harsh, and it feels very clean and fresh.
I actually have been diagnosed with OCD and one of the most frustrating daily activities is obsessively trying to get clean. I usually bathe afterwards. For me it's based more on the discomfort of not being clean and getting rid of that sticky feeling.
lol sticky feeling? do you wipe enough times and use wet wipes as well as toilet paper? lmao
@@TheWorldisaLIE2 well they said they have ocd and obsess over it so I'm sure they do.
Maybe they're talking about the sticky part after a shower, which i think is just cause of different skin
i guess you're right, loads of people have mental illness. I've never noticed any sticky feeling, unless they're using a bad soap which can have that feeling and once dried off definitely no sticky feeling. @@lacedchemist1295
I'm same way. Got a toilet that squirts water up your ass and I love it! You just adjust it once and you can squirt it straight up your hole. No more "showerbombs" as I used to call them where I'd aggressively clean myself.
Its totally normal to bathe after or use shower or water somehow. I take a 2 minute shower down below after every poop. Everybody should. Or get a bidet or something.
I installed a bidet. Cold water, no electrical hookup needed.
I have Crohns, it really helps.
Being clean is an ongoing, everyday thing. Its not difficult..managed for 60 years without ever being obsessed by it.
obsessed with this thank you for sharing
There really is a CZcams channel for everything.
this man is a hero
What an inspiring message
I needed to hear this, thank you doctor 🤣
Best thing is to use baby wipes like pampers sensitive. Much cleaner and gentler than toilet paper or even a bidet since it has mild soap in it. Bidet is better than TP, but baby wipes is best IMO.