Ep 444 - The Draven (feat. Danny McBride)
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00:00:00 - yes.
00:00:43 - Hello Danny
00:03:43 - movies | childhood games
00:08:43 - defacatin'
00:12:43 - the DRAVEN
00:15:43 - some ideas
00:18:43 - southern livin' | parentin'
00:22:43 - Danny's childhood | Prison
00:28:43 - school dayz
00:35:43 - sinning | birdz & beez
00:42:43 - our cousins | Helen of Troy
00:45:43 - a look into Indian culture | dog genitalia | youth sports
00:52:43 - Gems comin soon | the strike
00:56:43 - travel tings
01:00:43 - chat gpt and AI
01:04:00 - farewell - Zábava
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Shawn “no pressure” Gardini
Shawn always Hardini
how could you not prepare a little for an epic guest like danny mcbride 🤦♂
Skits are bout to be top tier with this new friendship
holy fuck that civil war movie with danny as a confederate officer would be so awesome
A Sunday drop with Danny McBride. There are no words
Except for those words
I'm downloading it to save for the next time I'm having a bad day since I know it's an automatic good mood
@@FlyingShroom and those words were enough
Sundrop*
"Our God is an awesome good, he reigns......"
Shane was scared to embarrass Danny but the Shaman emptied the clip.
So true. If you let a shaman off the leash, he’s gonna wild out at the dog park
Shaman is as Shaman does
44:25 “I used to smell my aunts hair, ‘ 👃 _aunt Brenda your hair smells so good.’ “_
@@Sprite_525 Matt Joe Biden mckusker
top 3 comments i have ever seen, our boy matt really did empty the clip
I love how Shane just puts Matt in front of these major celebrities and let’s him go to work
You're supposed to lead outsiders to the Shaman if you respect them. Such is the way of the Dawgz.
and he never disappoints
puttin on a damn clinic
seems like he shines when put in these spots as well, love to see it
Matt's pride in his sockshoes was incredible. You wear those outside?
This crew doing a civil war movie together would be the funniest thing I’ve ever watched.
Seeing Shane's impressions of a 6' 2" George Washington makes me agree
you should check out the civil war on drugs by WKUK
A 100% spa civil war movie*
@@scoobydont77 preciate it bro will do
This comment was at 420 likes till I liked it. I guess we just gotta go for 42069 now
Unironically writing a full feature length dramatic script about a Draven is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard.
Bro I was crying
I like that shane somehow missed the description of what the draven is and was so confused at to what it is, then managed to guess exactly what it was
One of the funniest things I've heard on the podcast in a while.
@@Millor001 ❤
Did the dragon attack turn him into the draven or was it always in him?
You can tell they cant even believe they got him on the show😂
There were a couple jokes where uncle Danny stayed very quiet
@@1OTDMhe made it to big boy hollywood he’s not gonna mess that money up
37:07 legendary synchronized sipping action from the dawgs, Danny left sitting there confused by the harmonisation of two souls.
Holy shit I died laughing
😂
That shit has me in literal tears. Fucking hysterical!
That small headshake while smiling is so good.
I dated a therapist 18 years ago. She saw mostly teen girls. They are just as fucked up as boys people just always wanted to believe otherwise.
Yo if theres a civil war comedy it needs to be starring shane and theo.
And General Bobby Lee
Shane from the north, Theo in from the south, two unlikely friends on their way to kill general Bobby E. lee
@@megadong5967 they could be brothers and lived right on the border and when the war started theo was on the south and gillis was in the north.
drunk history has quite a few eps about the civil war
The Civil War on Drugs exists.
Fortuna truly has spun her wheel upon us
“Oh, Fortuna, blind, heedless goddess, I am strapped to your wheel,. Do not crush me beneath your spokes. Raise me on high, divinity.”
She’s spinning so hard
McBride gets a honorary doctorate of divinity in dawgdome
Confederacy of Dunces. Nice reference, incredible book
@@zaclikescauliflower2877 for sure the funniest book ever written. Pure genius.
You can tell Danny came on for Shane and was unprepared to spend the hour talking to matt 😂
Pleasant surprise indeed
Makes it even better
Shaman comes through in times of need, the only thing missing is serenading Danny with a sick flute solo at 432 hz
@@yoboy6319 if the shaman had laid down a beautiful melody from the flute, or even sparked up the sebsi, no one would’ve been ready for what came after.
Truth! I love when Shane gets a famous/ well known guest because of his popularity and he’s like hey this is my friend Matt talk to him it’s fun😂
I love how Shane is always nervous with celebrities and Matt is just going full throttle the whole time
Shane being nervous in front of one of his biggest inspirations and Matt going off is as funny as it gets
Kenny Powers x The Shaman x The Big Kahuna... The collab of the century. Blessed be the Dawgz.
Amen brother.
La Flama Blanca
@@metalface9463 My translator addon detected this and instantly translated it for me.
@@metalface9463 negro hombre
@@sgt.lincolnosiris4111 “I didn’t say it he did” points to the Mexican kid 😂😂 goddamn that show
Matt put the team on his back for this one
Big facts he started every topic and didn’t let anything get dull
Bro convinced me to get a 'Johto League ' tattoo at skankfest
one set of footprints haha
DARREN SHARPER
Shane was straight up star struck
The conversation pauses are my fav parts 😂. “So what else is up?” Lmaoo
"So. ....you have any funny wacking off stories"
I'm dying here
@@xSuperCartmanxbro the second I opened this thread Shane said it 🤣
I’m like 43 min in and Matt is on some Kobe level shit, dropping 81 points about aunts 😂😂😂
Listening to your brother banging his wife
😂😂😂😂😂
Taking a mesopotamian shit all over this round table
Dawgs i might have to draw a bubble bath and light a candle for this one
It’s only right 🫡
I recently moved from an apt with unlimited hot water to a house with no bath tub (got a garage and my own yard though) i used to take like 3 baths a week. Take a bath for homies we lost along the way dawg.
@@BlastinRope I'll trade my apartment bath with infinite hot water for that any day tho. Get a big bucket and throw that b outback
Treat yourself king 🤟🏽
@@lucien4980 The Shannon Sharpe Method as its known in rural...Chi-town?
Matt ain’t ever scared… He will pull up like a boss regardless of who the guest is. 😂
He holds it down everytime
He'll bring up his struggles with masturbation to anyone
@@renatoayala7772 even when Shane went for a piss on JRE
He's a fucking G Dawg
@@danielm7435I came here to say, that interaction on JRE was great. And when Shane called the shaman out for trying to put rogan in a trance by acting like he really gave a shit about random shit lol
Matt is the true Draven. Going to slay Rogies with Shane's blood.
Oh shit. Thine prophecy hath been fulfilled.
I love how danny just fit right in like he’s always been on the show 😂
Insane!! Like a long lost older dawg or sth… needs to be back again surely
The dawgs make a triumphant return, and they brought their special needs uncle widdem. Bless 🙏
Good to see you again brother 🙏 God is good
@@astralbluemy brother we here 🤟🏽
How great is God guys?
@@abdulg4762 God is literally the best
@@abdulg4762 our god is amazing
What a great guest, I walked in, I said, “Wow, what a great guest”
Trump daddy ❤
@@a20soda glazing
Many people, in fact, many people are saying this, someone came up to me yesterday, they said to me, "We've never seen a guest like this"
Folks we love him
THATS ALL? I LEGIT FREAKED OUT FOR 5 MIN SAYING LIKE 'NO FAKIN WAY THEY GOT THE MCBRIDE-STER? HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET HIM?!' EPIC STUFF WISH IT WAS LONGER... we need danny on the next PROTECT OUR PARKS and bring Shane to
“You seem like a Vas guy” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
10 months later and I still come back here every week for the "he's lying!" Part
I like how Shane can do big rooms for stand up but be spinning like a little nervous kid when speaking to Danny. Innocent lad.
He was the same with daddy rogan and kill tony.
Bigish rooms
Danny irritated shane. Danny is an actor. People want him to be who he acts like. Matt and Shane talking to each other saved it.
Danny was so cool. You could tell the boys were nervous. Him and Louis CK have fully lived up to who I thought they were. Sick nasty 🤙
43:08 Danny processing what Matt said is hysterical
Matt's back must hurt from carrying this episode. A true Alpha.
Matt carries every event he attends but nobody carries Dirty Danny
A single tear fell out of my eye 😢
Lol
A single tear fell outta EVERY DAWGZ eye. God bless brother
Bless the cast
Podhajsky outta control
Danny McBride meshes so well with Shane Gillis. Goat podcast ep
Danny's soooo cool and so sweet how he plays with the fact that the boys are nervous. And his banter is A+. Love him more than ever
Calling Little Baby Billy "The Digusting Brothers" in front of Danny made this pod everything I hoped it would be.
Little baby Billy’s big birthday bash
Disgusting bros 😂😂😂😂
@@tabormckee9639 by barstool presented by Brittany
The disgusting bros 4 lyfe
@@scorpionz982 under the bright lights
Any interview that starts with "so Mr. McBride, how many pokemons are there now?" and ends with "Is there a lot of crematories in this town? I feel like there would be a lot here" is a certified banger
Danny’s voice is so iconic
Patrick mahomes sounds just like him, lol.
EP 444. Matt Makes Danny laugh for an hour.
Honored to gather with the dawgs this blessed day
Alhamdulillah brother
Legendary pod right here.
Blessed to be here brother
I would pay a shit ton of money to see these guys in a buddy comedy movie!
Shane saying “finally a dark dragon movie“ at 14:14 killed me😂
HOW THE HELL DID YOU GUYS PULL THIS OFF? Shout out to McBride for coming on. Truly one of the top 5 funniest motherfuckers in Hollywood.
I mean.....Shane is famous as fuck. And occupies the same type of comedy
@@REAPER3fittyahhh captain obvious. We meet again.
@@REAPER3fittyoh literal Jim...
@@JRV88his name isn't Jim
@@InnerDnessits MA'AM
The joy in my heart after you realize that Danny is enjoying both their stories and genuinely cracking up
Go outside. And look up parasocial while you're out there.
@@PANDEAD2cool you learned a new word. I learned one with a F that describes you.
@@trey1218 edgy
@@PANDEAD2how tf am I supposed to look up the definition of a word when I’m outside?
@@PANDEAD2 I’m having a parasocial interaction because I think it’s cool that my 2 fav underground Podders didn’t totally shit the bed? Cool story bro; get over yourself
This has been great. I hope Danny becomes a return guest on MSSP now that the ice is broken and the laughs are flowing.
Matt and Shane starring in a civil war buddy comedy would be the greatest thing ever
Praying to st rogies that this somehow turns into a Danny McBride production loosely based on the mccusker brothers 🙏🏼
Shane can’t even look Danny in the eyes so he is just looking at Matt for 90% of the cast 😂
It's adorable, Matt's his safe place ❤️ after this, and I feel like Danny shook shanes' hand and said, "Nice to meet you." and then Danny turned and asked Matt for his number, and shane looked at the ground, then kicked an imaginary rock 😂
You never look the pack leader in the eye unless you’re ready to challenge him.
Danny mac alpha dog
I know, so cute
Shane needed some drinkiessssss
i love danny mcbride, i've watched the outtakes from eastbound s01 a million times. "LET THE BOY WATCH!!!"
I can't believe more people haven't watched this. Danny McBride and Shane gillis it doesn't get better than that
Some people may hate how this podcast is styled.
But the minimalist style that mimics a true hang out is why this podcast hits different for the dawgs.
May the dawgs never increase their production quality
Numbah 1 patreon, numbah 1 crash of crans, the haters can suck it
They have 3 4k cameras but only use 1, and upload in 720p 😂
Cameras are like Dravens. There can only be 1.
💯💯
This is THE collaboration of the decade. Blessed be the dawgs, how great is our god?
That song played in my head when i saw the Dann
God*
Mashallah my brother!
*Dog
*DAWG
McBrides gonna hire the boys to do some comedy writing for him.
I think if they all did a few pods together and hung out for some time, Danny could easily be a 3rd mic on thos pod. His sense of humor and demeanor is perfect
It’s good to know that even Matt doesn’t know what Matt does for a living
I guess I'll never find out
He’s a shaman
@@Poliswag7 The Shaman, Our Shaman
Dude I think Matt molested himself 🤣 he showed a pdf file his bare ass then pinned him in sumo wrestling. Matt is really one of a kind.
One of the few guests that completely lived up to the hype. McBride needs to get on more pods
Agreed. I’ve never even watched this podcast. Couldn’t pass this up though.
Danny McBride is the shit! I was laughing the whole time. Prob way better than if they had organized questions to ask. Just shootin the shit with a comedic movie/tv legend.
I wish Danny had his own podcast I fkn love that guy😊😊
I can’t think of anyone better than Danny McBride to have on the podcast. Absolute perfect trio
Totally agree, the energy and chemistry is great.
Just wished Shane was more comfortable in this pod!
@@KingChoripan I listened to it. Was he squirming or something? Sounded comfortable to me, but Matt def brought the topics.
@@VIEWITIS yeah maybe that's what I meant. Matt did carry the pod on this one
Matt saved this one for sure, every Dawg has his day
Edit, Chill out guys I just say these things because I know Shane reads them and feels gay. This was a sick pod. haha
Saved what?
For sure lol I couldn't stop laughing when he said breakout the almond butter
@@ethancunningham3499 the awk moments of silence
Matt saves & carries every single pod
The whole idea of the pod is for Shane to steer Matt into talking about what makes him tick…. Then Shane improvising off that lol
It’s so funny to me that the guys are talking about movies that they watched with their parents and my awkward movie moment was with my 75 year old father-in-law watching tropic thunder. I looked over at him during the movie and was relieved to see him laughing.
This quickly turned into Danny Mcbride interviewing the Shaman 🤣. Nothing is better than people realizing how hilarious Matt is.
I freaking love matt more than i can say. Thus dude is the embodiment of good times.
The Draven sounds like a lost Masterpiece. It needs to be crowd funded into existence.
How cool is D McBride?! Down to earth as dude.
This is the podcast I've always wanted. I always wondered why I can't find Danny McBride in hardly any pods
“Shirts Vs. Trans” line had me. This cast is too good
I literally just had the worst day at work ever I’ve been upset for hours and I just saw this I literally don’t care anymore this made my life
When they drop… nothing else matters
god speed brother 🫡 dawgs are love dawgs are life
Literally literally🎉
Hell yeah man I feel ya I'm tryna get up out this bitch rn too.
@@funzy101 Danny McBride is really what made it special
Never thought I'd see the day.. The legend, Kenny Powers, SG, and the Shaman. Praise our lord and savior for this blessing. Amen
And on the lords day? Hallelujah brother.
@@evergreenrider it's Monday in Australia, which is all the more glorious that we're celebrating on different days at the same time. Blessed be thy dawgz
Danny’s laugh might be more contagious than Shane’s
That would be so sick if Matt and or Shane were in gemstones season 4. Hopefully it happens.
Honestly the perfect guest for this podcast
Danny seems like a normal dude. Down to Earth, wildly talented and so funny. His wife is a lucky lady.
Calm down homewrecker
omg what a crazy coincidence I actually get compared to him like literally all the time.. too weird!
Yo nah I get compared to him wayyyy more than that other guy basically like I’m an even better version…
Gayest comment I have ever read.
Nice try Hamish, how you gonna wingman another man on Andys birthday? While he's trying to quit 🚬 to smh lol
The Draven sounds fucking awesome. Love that it’s actually about the old dude and he kills both the young dude and the dragon at the end. 🔥🔥🔥
spoilers dude
Isn't that the story for dragon age lol
@@SImmons3128 reading this comment and clicking your profile only to see 10 year old dragon age playthrus is so good lmao
It takes a true consummate professional like Danny to come into the dawgz den and slay like he did, top notch content for the scene
It doesn't get said enough about our glorious leaders, how sturdy their legs are. Praise be to the dawgs.
Fake though, one leg may be.
Yea right, #leggate #peglegmccusky
when they got to "the worst thing is hot cousins" "dont tell people that, chill" i lost it.
Every time I see this man the "fixins" scene from Eastbound and Down always comes to mind😂
One of my favorite pods of all time. Danny is the best.
Watching Matt and Shane giggle like Beavis and Butthead with Danny McBride is just what I needed.
Shane sounds like butthead and Kenny powers combined
Shane should have a guest role in Gemstones!!!
Danny Mcbride couldn’t be a better fit for this audience ❤️
The ultimate dawg
Dude, hes the Saint Dawg. Without Danny, none of this is possible.
@@evergreenrider saint mcbride 🙏🏻
There are 1,025 Pokemon as of this comment. April 14th, 2024.
Fully convinced that Matt is Mac from Always Sunny's twin brother, and Shane and Danny seem like they could be brothers as well 😂
Matt is seriously one of the most naturally funny people that exist. Nobody makes me crack up more than this dude.
Hes so damn funny
He really is the best.
The “I take a knee” when talking about a sex scene coming on in front of the fam got me
Shane was in crabswirl but matt had his back, i love this pod!!
Agreed shane was a Tiny bit shaken by Danny and Matt clutched it
Absolutely. This is Shane in full crab swirl. The Pokemon talk at the start shook him but the shaman eased everything. I’ve watched this 3 times now, it’s so funny.
Matt’s courage to be forthright with his honest depravity doesn’t falter, it’s a crazy Australian metronome.
Nigga what
What does this mean please
@@mmaboxing5378 iykyk
BBW Grannies are my go to metronome vids.
I like to think I know Matt lore and then I see a comment like this and I'm like wait what?
Draven actually sounds good it gives me Dragons Dogma vibes
Write a story as Danny McBride
ChatGPT: “The Draven”
I died 😂😂😂
4 hour drive back from vacation with the wife and daughter. Daughter is asleep, wife loves mcbride but is new to Matt and Shane. About to be a fun hour of laughter and cheer
The ideal reality
Sounds like true love.
How'd it go? Is she now one of the Dawgs?
“The wife” lmfao
@@iTzDeyo laughed her juicy tits off the whole way. One of the DAWGS
I would rather listen to an hour of Danny McBride talk about movie pitches. Than hear Bert kreischer talk about anything. The real Van Wilder.
I'd rather listen to Danny McBride throw up for 45 minutes than listen to the same "duh machine" story for another 15.
I wonder who’s Bert’s audience is lol
People have to like him or he wouldn’t be so famous but can’t for the life of me understand why 🤔
@@Panini_PunCake fellow alcholics
@@jacobp8294 then why don’t I like him lol
@@Panini_PunCakeHe’s fairly safe for anyone so he probably doesn’t have the hardcore niche fan base that’s gonna be walking around talking about him. Unfortunately, it’s always those types of comedians who become the most famous.
We need a movie soooo bad
I love that they tried to do an actual interview w/ Danny for the first 25 minutes then ran out of steam and pivoted to jackin’ off stories 😂
I would love to watch the Draven, but only if Danny played the Draven.
Gilly and Keeves needs to co-produce the movie with Funny or Die. McBride as the old Draven and Shane as the young Draven.
@@nickmoore360insta classic
moon and antarctica fucks
He would have to be the old man draven
@@samshuler3895 agreed with the other comment about Shaner being the young Draven.
Danny McBride is the last Pokemon morph of the 3 of them.
Haven't listened to podcasts much since I quit trucking,but I'm glad to see these boys in the big leagues now
Toasting a holy bowl to this fine trinity of dawgs on our Lord's day. Glory be.
Binsmallah
Bless up.
weed is gay
You can see Shane's brain just spinning
Yea he keeps looking at Matt and not at Danny I
Krabsworld
Danny Mcbride is obviously Shane's hero. He's nervous as fuck lol
He’s with the original Dawg, yours would be too….
Full krabswirl
Quickly become my favorite podcast. Ripping and tearing thru the catalog
I love when their slight chair spinning syncs up 😂 Three men just scooting it
Shane unknowingly described The Civil War on Drugs by WKUK talking about a Civil War comedy
My names Doug and I can cut a rug
my thoughts exactly
Thats exactly what I thought when I heard him say it. Such an underrated comedy film.
"I got fired from school today"
That show was hilarious. Thanks, I couldn't remember the name.
RIP Trevor Moore
Danny might be the only exception to the rule of “you never want to meet your hero’s”
They were talking about him on Bad Friends and they praised his acting ability because he plays a gigantic asshole character so well despite being one of the nicest guys ever. Instantly became a lifelong Danny fan when I heard that and this episode cemented it.
@@evangelionl0vr857was that the dan soder episode they were talking about him on bad friends?
@@Willeatsbox can’t remember but I think it was an older one. Maybe they did both times but I remember Santino specifically saying Danny was one of the nicest dudes in Hollywood that he’s met.
@@evangelionl0vr857what episode?
@@gabrielomar7982 check the Dan Soder episode. If not I’m not too sure I listened to episodes 1-90 like back to back when I discovered the podcast lol
You ever see a baddie hitting on your friend and he’s not ready for that. That was this episode honestly constructively honestly 😅
Bro exactly I think they bit off more than they could chew
Danny is down to clown
@@DarkMujlol they grease the poles in Philly for playoffs it ain't their first row day oh
I could watch 8 more hours of this. Love how Shane and Matt's energy perfectly matches Danny's