The Alpha Male Hand Test - Dan Pena

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  • čas přidán 22. 08. 2024
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  • @Kocher372
    @Kocher372 Před 2 lety +681

    My testosterone so high I stand up to take a dump

    • @TheGhjgjgjgjgjg
      @TheGhjgjgjgjgjg Před 2 lety +63

      I don't even use a toilet. I just stand there and spray it all over the wall and then make my wife clean it up to express dominance over her

    • @omerta316
      @omerta316 Před rokem +13

      **beating chest**

    • @datt5698
      @datt5698 Před 11 měsíci +8

      Hahahahahah I love you. Thanks for that!

    • @user-fe3cp9fv4b
      @user-fe3cp9fv4b Před 11 měsíci +3

      Lol

    • @TheDNAGroup
      @TheDNAGroup Před 11 měsíci +5

      😂

  • @stokedbronco
    @stokedbronco Před 10 měsíci +283

    Any man that has to tell you he's an alpha male isn't.

  • @BLACKLAVENDERfilmscores
    @BLACKLAVENDERfilmscores Před 10 měsíci +105

    He puts on a show for these Brits. It sells. He's the American they all think we are.

    • @mikedee8876
      @mikedee8876 Před 10 měsíci

      yeah, to them, he is the one who stole all their women during the war.....

    • @mikedee8876
      @mikedee8876 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@Yolo_Swaggins I dated a Bri-ish girl once in the 80's and she was ok, until she smiled....cheez....no dentists in GB?

    • @davidbarnes241
      @davidbarnes241 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @ OMEGAFILMSCORES
      As an Englishman, I think you may have hit the nail well and truly on the head.
      Society here in the U.K. is emasculating its current crop of young men. It’s rather sad that so many are frightened to be real men and either shy away from life, or as this man has done and become a bully.
      Let’s face it, he must be inadequate in bed, if he feels the need to prove himself 👌

    • @Ap_twsh
      @Ap_twsh Před měsícem

      We are that american, unless your a pussy

  • @bellwetherone5739
    @bellwetherone5739 Před 10 měsíci +76

    He’s one of those men that feel if he exhibits a lot of anger he is an Alpha. But that is more of a frightened beta characteristic. An Alpha exhibits calmness and confidence.

    • @Winning33
      @Winning33 Před 10 měsíci +14

      You are a beta from your comment

    • @kiarnikeys5504
      @kiarnikeys5504 Před 10 měsíci +3

      lol 🤡🤡🤡

    • @bellwetherone5739
      @bellwetherone5739 Před 10 měsíci

      @@Winning33 aww good one snowflake

    • @alexgaras1573
      @alexgaras1573 Před 10 měsíci +2

      So tru

    • @asmongoldsmouth9839
      @asmongoldsmouth9839 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @bellwetherone5739 - Tell that to gorillas, grizzlies, cobras, wolves and other king alphas of the world that show anger and aggression on first site. It is a warning. Alphas know they will win. But they are intelligent as well. They understand some creatures may not understand the threat. So they give a kind warning. The only calm creatures are hippies. (Omega males) and prey. (Big cats are not kings in the wild. They get their a__es handed to them by weak animals all of the time.
      🤣😂🤣

  • @Resistculturaldecline
    @Resistculturaldecline Před 10 měsíci +351

    He speeches are spiced with elements of truth, mixed in with heaps of BS, all under his umbrella of how awesome he wants you to think he is.

    • @F16_viper_pilot
      @F16_viper_pilot Před 10 měsíci +16

      Yup, pretty much; well said. I’d contend that masculinity is more a function of the mind than hand strength and testosterone levels. Seems he’s working hard to get audience validation to compensate for a lack of true mental confidence.

    • @godsdontcry3883
      @godsdontcry3883 Před 10 měsíci +31

      @@F16_viper_pilot y’all must have small hands

    • @stephenmcsweeney7562
      @stephenmcsweeney7562 Před 10 měsíci +4

      Nailed it

    • @F16_viper_pilot
      @F16_viper_pilot Před 10 měsíci +8

      @@godsdontcry3883 Projection is confession.

    • @godsdontcry3883
      @godsdontcry3883 Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@F16_viper_pilot i have large hands fool

  • @dougmartin225
    @dougmartin225 Před 11 měsíci +160

    There is no way his T is this high unless he’s supplementing or has an underlying medical condition.

    • @GO-fe9fv
      @GO-fe9fv Před 10 měsíci +30

      That's something non-alpha males would say! 😂

    • @SkeletonHands6969
      @SkeletonHands6969 Před 10 měsíci

      Isn't it crazy how someone who has been around for so many years can be such a fking retard?

    • @MMK86
      @MMK86 Před 10 měsíci +16

      dude there are some guys in their 70's and 80's with more testosterone than 25 year olds these days, not super common but they exist

    • @dougmartin225
      @dougmartin225 Před 10 měsíci +6

      Not a level of 1500 and for the record, my index finger is way shorter than my ring finger but I take no pride in it. I didn’t choose it .

    • @wilfriedvomacka1783
      @wilfriedvomacka1783 Před 10 měsíci

      This dude is full of 💩, not testosteron.

  • @TimewornCookie6
    @TimewornCookie6 Před 10 měsíci +45

    Started off strong and lost the plot quick 😂

    • @Harry_Ballzonya
      @Harry_Ballzonya Před 10 měsíci +7

      Uh oh someone’s got the femme fingers 😂😂

    • @TimewornCookie6
      @TimewornCookie6 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@Harry_Ballzonya I have shape A but this speech was wild 🤣👏

    • @Harry_Ballzonya
      @Harry_Ballzonya Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@TimewornCookie6 😂🤣a fellow smart ass. Much love bro!

    • @TimewornCookie6
      @TimewornCookie6 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@Harry_Ballzonyamaximum respect

  • @allbushnocraft3031
    @allbushnocraft3031 Před 10 měsíci +9

    This guy got picked on a lot at school. Walk quietly but carry a big stick. The handshake statement was hilarious.

  • @markmower1746
    @markmower1746 Před 10 měsíci +8

    Most people don't even shake hands anymore, they bump fists.
    I despise that!

    • @markmower1746
      @markmower1746 Před 10 měsíci

      @@meetontheledge1380 artists usually leave very little to society on the basis of integrity.

  • @g-man-innermaster
    @g-man-innermaster Před 10 měsíci +47

    This Professor is the opposite of a calm, stoic Man, which can handle his emotions before he gets triggered and become a victim of his conditioned self-believe. He is like a Robot and thinks that the emotions make him natural. In reality, your Superpower is to control your reaction to your emotions.

    • @chris7419
      @chris7419 Před 10 měsíci

      No, no. You should stab someone 16 times over words said about your mother, or you’re not a man lol

    • @Winning33
      @Winning33 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Don't confuse stoic with loser who is quiet when he should speak up and stand up for himself becaise that's what most of you are and tell yourselves you're "stoic" when really you're a loser.

    • @bruceleroy8063
      @bruceleroy8063 Před 8 měsíci

      Apparently you're supposed to stab someone 17 times and go to prison, leaving your family to fend for themselves. True alpha behavior 😅

    • @Ap_twsh
      @Ap_twsh Před měsícem

      Being quiet all the time is not stoic. hahha

  • @jasong9774
    @jasong9774 Před 10 měsíci +123

    This is as entertaining and saddening as watching psychics con people. PT Barnum is proven right every day.

    • @raygan777able
      @raygan777able Před 10 měsíci

      Thanks. Just saved 5 mins of my life

    • @w.stevejoynerskeet9313
      @w.stevejoynerskeet9313 Před 10 měsíci +3

      You must have a short ring finger.

    • @asmongoldsmouth9839
      @asmongoldsmouth9839 Před 10 měsíci +4

      *But this isn't a businessman. This is a convention. Nothing to sell. Nice try, kiddo.*
      *It's fun watching all of the people fumble to make a logical argument. The majority of the time their point doesn't even pertain to the topic at hand.*
      🤣😂🤣

  • @arnoutbolman5070
    @arnoutbolman5070 Před 10 měsíci +13

    My middle finger is more and more constantly sticking up ! In traffic, shops and to politicians and bankers..
    I am probably a Sigma character

  • @mateoostojic5869
    @mateoostojic5869 Před 11 měsíci +72

    If you looked at your hand you're not an alpha

    • @Ben-ee2xy
      @Ben-ee2xy Před 10 měsíci +3

      No dude I’m alpha not you. My ring finger to pointer finger ratio is greater than yours I’m alpha

    • @ddoherty5956
      @ddoherty5956 Před 10 měsíci

      Sorry, I was busy banging your mom, what did I miss.

    • @tommywolfe2706
      @tommywolfe2706 Před 10 měsíci

      If you have to worry about what you are, you are a loser.
      I looked. If anything, I can mock the idiots who fall for this stuff later with it.
      I dont care if you call me an alpha or a beta or a jackass. Want to square up, I will show you what is up, and you can call it what you want.

    • @MrSpock-ww3qt
      @MrSpock-ww3qt Před 10 měsíci +1

      I'm an Alpha then.

    • @devinnorsworthy9154
      @devinnorsworthy9154 Před 10 měsíci +5

      Says the least alpha guy...

  • @DaddyB611
    @DaddyB611 Před 10 měsíci +23

    😂 This is how all hands look when they go up to smack the $#@& out of him for lying.

    • @HalfBlood418
      @HalfBlood418 Před 10 měsíci +2

      this is what smallest dogs do, bark when they feel threatened just like this⬆

  • @peterhertzog007
    @peterhertzog007 Před 10 měsíci +12

    My ring finger is longer than my index. But my spouse doesn't need me to fight her battles. A real alpha can settle things without violence because he is an alpha and the leader not a bully.

    • @crabjockey
      @crabjockey Před 10 měsíci +1

      My hand is an A as well. I live the same way you just described. Strange coincidence, just like all those 'sigma male' descriptions.

    • @mjolnirswrath23
      @mjolnirswrath23 Před 10 měsíci +2

      The Bully isn't an Alpha, that's why when challenged they become the Beta they are of course today's societal Insanity standing up to bullies is frowned upon, defending your Loved one's honor is not bullying it's the RIGHT thing to do...
      You can argue passive aggressive methods but eventually the bully will use more than words, best to target vital organs, break bones and paralysis if warranted...

  • @Spiritualwarlord
    @Spiritualwarlord Před 10 měsíci +8

    My uncle going on his “I’m like a 15 year old”rant again 🤦‍♂️

  • @peterschmidt1453
    @peterschmidt1453 Před 10 měsíci +15

    When a random A-hole walks up and disses your mother smart men are careful, good chance his homies are waiting around the corner to jump you too, then they'll claim YOU started it and alibi each other as you are carried off by an ambulance. Happened to a guy I knew years ago.

  • @OsoBlanco17
    @OsoBlanco17 Před 10 měsíci +5

    I have a client I train in his mid 50s. His testosterone is 1200 because he’s juiced to the gills on TRT. All the older guys are these days but while that might sound good , it’s a lot of maintenance and concerns now with other parts of his body. Personally I think he should dial it back but he likes feeling like Superman.

    • @mikearonson1071
      @mikearonson1071 Před 10 měsíci +3

      This is exactly my point. There is no way this guy is at where he is claiming unless he's on 200mg or higher weekly. Notice how he says 1500-1800 He would know the EXACT number if he just got his panels back. The panels don't show a range where you are at. It shows an exact #.

  • @NeutronRob
    @NeutronRob Před 10 měsíci +2

    Ring finger longer than your index finger means you are a risk taker and usually are more financially knowledgeable and well off.

  • @MaverickLee11
    @MaverickLee11 Před 11 měsíci +5

    Its the gay frog water they got everybody drinking.

  • @watchchimp3102
    @watchchimp3102 Před 10 měsíci +4

    In watching this clip, I was wondering, does he ever finish a thought or story?
    Reminds me of a saying we have in Texas, he's all hat and no cattle!
    What a joke.

  • @Im_With_Stupid
    @Im_With_Stupid Před 10 měsíci +10

    I first looked at my right hand and my ring finger was a little bit shorter. I briefly panicked then the half a fingernail made me remember that was the finger I chopped the tip off of doing masculine things. Whew! So then I checked my left hand and I'm well in the clear. He's right about the hand shake, too. You shake a man's hand these days and it's all soft and limp-wristed, like shaking hands with a corpse, what we used to call giving somebody a fish. In the old days when you shook a man's hand you practically tried to break it and they tried to break yours and that was normal. Do that now and watch their faces. You see surprise and something best described as fear.

    • @albundy5492
      @albundy5492 Před 9 měsíci

      More like hydraulic press start firm eventually you guys hit the agreed pressure thay shows you're not a pussy

  • @theharshtruth8563
    @theharshtruth8563 Před 10 měsíci +25

    Thank God I passed the hand test LOL

  • @namelessunnamed
    @namelessunnamed Před 2 lety +8

    It doesn't matter how long your fingers are if you're dragging your knuckles on the ground like this fool.

    • @AgentRacerX
      @AgentRacerX Před 10 měsíci

      Just make sure you check with that guy that called your mom a whore to see how his day was lol

    • @namelessunnamed
      @namelessunnamed Před 10 měsíci

      @@AgentRacerX just make sure you check with your dad ...the last time he begged me to peg him, I was a bit too rough and left him all sensitive & vulnerable in his feelings. This may be difficult for you to hear but he actually told me that he loves me. I'm sorry that he's never said that to you.

    • @AgentRacerX
      @AgentRacerX Před 10 měsíci

      @@namelessunnamed cool story, you should tell it at parties :)

  • @michaelkammert1350
    @michaelkammert1350 Před 10 měsíci +14

    I wager some of the very bravest men I worked alongside of had varied finger lengths. To exhibit bravery and courage is to admit you are afraid but willing to stand against evil despite that fear. Trust me, the length of one´s fingers has little to do with it.

    • @DestroyerOfWombs
      @DestroyerOfWombs Před 10 měsíci +1

      So, size doesn’t matter?

    • @michaelkammert1350
      @michaelkammert1350 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@DestroyerOfWombs Depends much on what you´re talking about. LOL

    • @ArcanumCathar
      @ArcanumCathar Před 10 měsíci +2

      Finger length has very little, if anything to do with being a man! Standing in the face of ridicule and not buckling to others opinions, or excepting you we're wrong, is what makes a true Man?👍

  • @davidnewman2541
    @davidnewman2541 Před 10 měsíci +5

    I had to take a piss test for my company and set a corporate record! 10 meters.

    • @Anrirua
      @Anrirua Před 10 měsíci +3

      You squatted the longest 😂

    • @glennhouse3553
      @glennhouse3553 Před 9 měsíci

      Long ago I had a buddy that tried to hit power lines. I never laughed so hard in my many days

  • @zibtihaj3213
    @zibtihaj3213 Před 10 měsíci +9

    I bet he will never post his blood test ..
    Cool dude never the less, learnt a lot

  • @stevet5379
    @stevet5379 Před 8 měsíci +3

    This is not an alpha male, this is someone that wants you to think he's an alpha because he's loud and obnoxious. Oh sure, he'll likely fight at the drop of a hat, but that in and of itself does not make him an alpha, that more than likely makes him a bully. Bully's don't go the distance, they don't stand up when the odds are stacked against you. They just get loud, that's all.

  • @AlwaysFearGod
    @AlwaysFearGod Před 10 měsíci +4

    Not even TRT Vítor Belfort in his prime reached 1800 . Joel Romero , Goku , Vegeta the list goes on. I think he meant 150 to 180.

  • @FrenchViking466
    @FrenchViking466 Před 2 lety +6

    Guess my mother is an Alpha.

  • @Juznik1389
    @Juznik1389 Před 3 lety +24

    Explains why people always call me psycho 😂

    • @skyyy710
      @skyyy710 Před 2 lety +1

      Sammmee

    • @wilfriedvomacka1783
      @wilfriedvomacka1783 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Because you are sitting to pee?

    • @tomz4831
      @tomz4831 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Ok, Francis.

    • @kenhur9800
      @kenhur9800 Před 10 měsíci

      I'm willing to bet you struggled in school

    • @Juznik1389
      @Juznik1389 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@kenhur9800 Nope, Engineer working with AI. People call me psycho, because I don’t have the mainstream views and thoughts. I chose to think for myself. People dislike that

  • @f2foutdoors
    @f2foutdoors Před 10 měsíci +1

    Best part of any arguments. Don't start none won't be none. True Alfa stature.

  • @nameredacted1176
    @nameredacted1176 Před 10 měsíci +24

    Eh, I don’t know Dan. For the sake of brevity, my hand is exhibit A, and without firing off any detailed accolades of my career, I enlisted into the Navy in 02 until 2020, went onto contracting for two government entities and one private brokerage (Gladius International-formerly leviathan group) until I was forced into retirement medically after one particular incident with that private sector firm ( I was attacked by a very large animal while guarding precious mineral mines in Canada- fought that SOB with all I had, but he got me good. Until a .450 bushmaster blew his mind) my very long winded point is that, respectfully obviously, I don’t care what those pointless hand tests say, go stare at death a handful of times, smile at it, make it home somehow, and you’d fully understand that my middle finger vs pointer finger size doesn’t really matter. I wholly understand in your field of work you’re the meat eater, but in mine, and this is just personally as I don’t speak for anyone but myself, in my line of work, I would be considered a cannibal. Anything, anything, is my food. 🇺🇸

  • @Darrida
    @Darrida Před 10 měsíci +3

    This old man is not a scientist. Toe length is related to genetics. Hilbert's textbook Developmental Biology has a whole chapter on toe development. For example, the feet. In people descended from Greeks or early Italians, the toe next to the big toe is always longer.
    In general, bones and especially facial bones are strongly linked to the genetics of a people. Most of the beautiful women, even Asian or Negro women, have the facial structure of a European woman.

  • @zashkata
    @zashkata Před 10 měsíci +1

    Grandpa should get slapped to find some humility and appreciation for bitcoin

  • @WeTravelOnlyByNightAsItsSoHot
    @WeTravelOnlyByNightAsItsSoHot Před 10 měsíci +1

    When shtf, the only finger you need to worry about working is the trigger finger.

  • @elcapitanian
    @elcapitanian Před rokem +26

    1500 to 1800.... That's the most amazing load of bs this year.

    • @Resistculturaldecline
      @Resistculturaldecline Před 10 měsíci +4

      Keep listening to more Pena speeches, you'll find all sorts of new. "See how awesome I am ! " bullshit.

    • @mikearonson1071
      @mikearonson1071 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Complete BS.

    • @smedleybutler5276
      @smedleybutler5276 Před 10 měsíci

      @@Resistculturaldecline Why are you such a pussy, Kevin? Who picked on you growing up?

    • @dancollins8296
      @dancollins8296 Před 10 měsíci +1

      I was taking 500mg of test a week at one time and mine was 1500.

    • @mikearonson1071
      @mikearonson1071 Před 10 měsíci

      @@dancollins8296 I was taking 600mg Sustanon weekly. My level was at 1457ng, and that was a month after I weaned off.

  • @MRawesom100
    @MRawesom100 Před 2 lety +15

    i hate the alpha beta bullshit especially if you add hand testing to it,everyone has his own set of personalities like if you put a hardcore fighter which is considered "alpha" to work in a company for example he wouldn't be the alpha what I'm trying to say is everybody is an alpha and beta and omega and all these kinds of names,you can't possibly judge a person by his/her physical treats

    • @pepevonkek7803
      @pepevonkek7803 Před 10 měsíci

      Nooo... You cannot think yourself....
      Stop it now and get some help...
      You have to believe and trust everything what random stranger declares on the internet when he is trying to sell his book or other services.

    • @bobbydean5449
      @bobbydean5449 Před 10 měsíci +3

      @MRawesom100 That's what I'm saying. It's as ridiculous as buying into the astrological signs. People belive if you're an Aries, you act like this, if you're a Scorpio, you're this, etc. It's just more programming. I know twins that are born on the same day, minutes apart, and they're total opposites. When people ask me what my sign is, I say "stop sign."
      I won't conform or be labeled to a sign. It's just ridiculous.

    • @NZ4life2009
      @NZ4life2009 Před 10 měsíci +4

      Copium

    • @warmicecubes2161
      @warmicecubes2161 Před 10 měsíci +3

      I always score higher when I bring brownies. Whenever I bring cookies to the board meeting; they ask me about the brownies. I get judged by my treats all the time.

    • @nicerides9224
      @nicerides9224 Před 10 měsíci +1

      So what you are saying is that your index finger is longer than your ring finger?

  • @KylewithanL
    @KylewithanL Před 10 měsíci +5

    I think having to tell people ur an alpha kinda means ur not an alpha

  • @YaNeK92
    @YaNeK92 Před 6 měsíci +1

    This just proved that "too much testosterone" can cloud your judgement.
    I'm sure that any parent would rather spend quality time with their kid growing up doing something fun rather than visiting them in jail for 8 years straight because the kid stabbed some drunk loser who called their mum whatever word came to the guy's mind..
    Being able to stay calm and collected without any care for what anyone says or thinks about you takes real skill.
    It doesn't take much to be influenced by emotions and act violently over petty stuff.
    You'll find that most lethal people on this planet are the nicest, quietest souls minding their own business and it takes a lot to get them to bend before they brutally exercise their skill on ya. Stay safe people! 💯😎🤙🏽

  • @Dan-lz4ii
    @Dan-lz4ii Před 2 lety +55

    So my ring finger is shorter than my index finger. Without a doubt, I can say that I am bolder and more courageous than most men. Also my testosterone levels are higher towards the upper limit of normal. My mother's ring finger is noticeably longer than the index finger. She is timid and avoids conflicts. Therefore, if it works, then obviously not in all cases.

    • @slippinjimmy4690
      @slippinjimmy4690 Před 2 lety +11

      Digit ratio is only good for test/estrogen levels in the womb.

    • @cpetrizzi
      @cpetrizzi Před 2 lety +21

      So you sit to pee. AHAHA!

    • @silverbulletin846
      @silverbulletin846 Před rokem +12

      most men thinks they bolder and more courageous then other until its "a real event" - even if you are more than your close cirkel - it dont nessery stem from more testosterone , it could be personality / adrenaline seeking or area where you grew up. theres alot of weak men provokating bigger obv stronger men to look good, but they cant do anything in reality (real event) then run away in the end (just a little example).

    • @Dan-lz4ii
      @Dan-lz4ii Před rokem +4

      @@silverbulletin846 i said that based on life situations, not on my thoughts

    • @Dan-lz4ii
      @Dan-lz4ii Před rokem

      @@silverbulletin846 in average the less testosterone you have the more psychologicaly weak you are

  • @joerivera9106
    @joerivera9106 Před 2 lety +8

    Wait, I squat to pee so I don’t make a mess, I’m 6 feet 5inches tall, I don’t like to splash, it’s better to not have to clean anything.

    • @gabrielgarza8283
      @gabrielgarza8283 Před 2 lety

      It would splash less if it was longer to compensate but o well 🤷‍♂️

    • @joerivera9106
      @joerivera9106 Před 2 lety

      Then I wouldn’t be able to walk or jump comfortably.

    • @gabrielgarza8283
      @gabrielgarza8283 Před 2 lety

      @Ouroboros it is probably better for you to sit since short guys have weewees that are no bigger than an oversize clit.

    • @gabrielgarza8283
      @gabrielgarza8283 Před 2 lety

      @Ouroboros it is probably better for you to sit since short guys have weewees that are no bigger than an oversize clit.

    • @Nick-cp8wf
      @Nick-cp8wf Před 2 lety

      lmao!

  • @peterschmidt1453
    @peterschmidt1453 Před 10 měsíci +1

    The finger lengths are a product of hormone levels in the mother as the baby grows

  • @brandenbizelli6332
    @brandenbizelli6332 Před 10 měsíci +1

    He lost me when he said “this finger and this finger”

  • @Terron-de-pimienta
    @Terron-de-pimienta Před 11 měsíci +6

    When you have the A hand, but you're a female... tomboyness just entered in the room.

  • @aaronsterlind6334
    @aaronsterlind6334 Před 10 měsíci +7

    Well, I'm an "A", for what's that worth. I'm a 51 year old, ethnic Russian, straight male Canadian. I'm also 5'6" tall about 150 lbs, years of martial arts, bouncing in bars, roofing, construction, pretty much any traditional male role, including walking around the British Columbia forests on high mountains all by my lonesome, hunting and fishing or just seeing if I could walk from one city to another through the wilderness for shits and giggles. In almost every job I've ever had, I've been the boss and I achieve that position naturally and rapidly, in my current job, in a factory, I am not the boss and yet, I direct everyone and when they complain, the actual bosses tell the complainers to do what I tell them. I don't care what people think of me and I don't need a "support" group. I will not allow another man to work on my houses, that's a man's job to do for himself, I worked for a time as a faller for the Forestry Service and was voted by the crew, most likely to die on the job, I cut whatever anyone else was to scared to cut. I was always left alone to work as I see fit, no matter which company or who was the boss because I always get the job done. I don't care what other people want, if I don't like it, I won't do it or participate, I will defend their right to do as they please but I will not accept forced participation. I've have never followed the pack, I've always gone my own way, even in school, I challenged everything and did the work as I saw fit, not as instructed. One might think this is the path to failure but on the contrary, besides always being asked not to participate with the class within the first day of any class or grade, I won many scholastic awards, skipped a grade and was made and International Baccalaureate, then I quit school, only to return to College for Physics and Chemistry as an adult as these courses have fundamental applications to everyday life. No one has ever tried to stop me or interfere with my direction at any given point in my life, I did what I wanted but I also took responsibility, which is why no one ever tried to stop me. Always had at least one job, often two or three and contributed freely to my family. My family still follows my instruction and I take responsibility for our direction. I'm what Jordan Peterson refers too as a disagreeable personality although I can and do make people laugh often and often people come to me for advice and direction, I do not seek these things from others besides reading and learning, I am an autodidact, I simply don't ask others for help. I will stand for my principles and be upright, even if they lead to my death. All this, I think, makes me an alpha. No matter what the divining of my hand says, I simply do not follow other people, they either follow me or I go my own way with best wishes for them.

    • @chrisretired5379
      @chrisretired5379 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Oh, your story reminds me of a Russian that came over to our Mt. McKinley here.
      He literally ran up that mountain, as witnessed by many besides a group that came with him. He then descended. Amazed, people asked that group accompanied with him, who is that ! They only said the mountain run is only a training for him. It made the news, but not much else, since it literally blew away the local favorite Alaskan, V.T.

    • @mikearonson1071
      @mikearonson1071 Před 10 měsíci +3

      You sound more like a Sigma. Rare personality.

    • @aaronsterlind6334
      @aaronsterlind6334 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@mikearonson1071 I suppose I would agree although there is some argument as to whether a "Sigma" personality is actually a real thing. I believe Sigma is real but there's not much value for me to bring it into the conversation as most aren't aware of the distinction. Good on you for picking it up.

    • @nicerides9224
      @nicerides9224 Před 10 měsíci +3

      If you don't care what people think of you then why are you telling us your life story in youtube comments?

  • @hermanirascible3310
    @hermanirascible3310 Před 10 měsíci +1

    He is giving out a recipe for disaster!

  • @texasnewt
    @texasnewt Před 10 měsíci +1

    alpha, beta, and confused non-binary.

  • @andrewlightfoot1323
    @andrewlightfoot1323 Před 10 měsíci +8

    My left hand & right are both "A", which marks me as an alpha, apparently...but I run the table on every marker known for being a Sigma...so, as a Sigma, I still think he's at least half full of sh*+.

    • @Stl71
      @Stl71 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Same here.

    • @mikearonson1071
      @mikearonson1071 Před 10 měsíci +1

      He's not half full of shit, he's 100% full of shit. From the test to his testosterone levels, to the story about his cousin.

    • @kddalivest2340
      @kddalivest2340 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Sigmas are basically introverted Alphas.

    • @yesdeere1376
      @yesdeere1376 Před 10 měsíci +2

      He’s definitely full of hot air

    • @mikearonson1071
      @mikearonson1071 Před 10 měsíci

      @@kddalivest2340 That makes no sense. Alpha's like attention and having lots of friends. Sigma's do not.

  • @darkshaman7087
    @darkshaman7087 Před 10 měsíci +11

    I’m a sigma haha, a lone wolf that don’t rely on anyone and don’t need attention from others as not a attention seeker like the Alpha that sticking his chest into everything and need people as he will get very lonely when nobody about to show off… Alphas needs people to survive as they will get very lonely and die, us Sigmas don’t need anyone as loneliness is our strength.

    • @sivan3125
      @sivan3125 Před 10 měsíci

      "LONELINESS" isn't the SIGMA'S "STRENGTH", it's his SOLITUDE. 😂

    • @mikearonson1071
      @mikearonson1071 Před 10 měsíci

      Bingo! Exactly.

    • @user-ux7hd3jb2m
      @user-ux7hd3jb2m Před 10 měsíci +1

      I'm glad someone said it, I enjoy solitude. Social acceptance is overrated, having a multitude of "friends" is too much maintenance, caring about random peoples opinions about you is pointless. I dont care about who sleeps with who, its your life, live it. I'm just courteous and aware of those around me, your business is your own.

    • @nicerides9224
      @nicerides9224 Před 10 měsíci

      If you don't need attention then why are you telling us this?

    • @user-ux7hd3jb2m
      @user-ux7hd3jb2m Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@nicerides9224 I think it would have been better understood if he said "social acceptance" instead of "attention".

  • @killerbeuk
    @killerbeuk Před 11 měsíci +2

    Grandpa has the psychological profyle of a chimpansee!

  • @DrinkinDaJuice
    @DrinkinDaJuice Před 10 měsíci +1

    It's also measurable in the strength that you're able to fart.

  • @tommywolfe2706
    @tommywolfe2706 Před 10 měsíci +4

    So.....ride the oriental express, use the shared toilet, that at least 40 other people have used, and when you are done, examine your hands and then determine whether you should act like a king or a peasant, based on the length of a finger, as compared to other people and the length of their fingers.
    And if my fingers look a certain way, I can be sure that my testosterone levels are at least doublet that of a mere mortal. Did I get all the basics covered?
    What happens if the one finger is too long? If I chop the extra off to make it shorter, will my body recognize my intent and sacrifice and pump me full of more test? That might be worth it. And I can look like Yakuza.That macho appearance alone would increase my test levels even more!
    I see where this is going! I didnt know it was so simple!

  • @tikari3987
    @tikari3987 Před 11 měsíci +3

    I have A hand but have low test, I call BS.

  • @garyh.8082
    @garyh.8082 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Im an A, and I sit to piss when im leaving a dukie so as to not leave a bunch of piss splatter al over and around the toilet.
    Seems smart to me...

  • @2greeksandacamera
    @2greeksandacamera Před 10 měsíci +1

    Little boy who never grew up.

  • @luck3246
    @luck3246 Před 3 lety +8

    So if your index finger is longer than your ring finger your a snowflake?
    My ring finger is longer

    • @grtwhtbnr
      @grtwhtbnr Před 3 lety

      It's called a finger index. Males have a longer ring ringer, typically, and women have a longer index or they're the same size.
      I've met dudes with same size index and ring fingers who handle business. I've met women with smaller index fingers. They handle.
      Your actions and your decisions are on you.

    • @Nattyuce685
      @Nattyuce685 Před 3 lety

      @@grtwhtbnr are they submissive tho lol jp

    • @grtwhtbnr
      @grtwhtbnr Před 3 lety +1

      @@Nattyuce685 mat assassins and trained killers. But their gis are on point and smell like a lavender field after a spring shower

  • @joecetti_901
    @joecetti_901 Před 3 lety +6

    I'm a sigma

    • @jizzyt1502
      @jizzyt1502 Před 2 lety

      Sigma's cut their pointer finger out

  • @alexshaykevich509
    @alexshaykevich509 Před 3 měsíci

    Somebody sent me this slide and now I think it's scientifically accurate... Dan "super smart person" Pena

  • @johnmcminn9455
    @johnmcminn9455 Před 10 měsíci +1

    i put my middle finger in the air to salute this video

  • @DonCurrier
    @DonCurrier Před 10 měsíci +8

    I am an Alpha, I have or had when i was younger, lots of testosterone. My hand is the A example.

    • @K.Marx48
      @K.Marx48 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Gay

    • @nicerides9224
      @nicerides9224 Před 10 měsíci

      Alphas never feel the need to tell people that they are alpha.

    • @DonCurrier
      @DonCurrier Před 10 měsíci

      I'm pointing out a flaw, other than that, i agree. @@nicerides9224

    • @DonCurrier
      @DonCurrier Před 10 měsíci

      Like your fathers?@@K.Marx48

  • @jameysummers1577
    @jameysummers1577 Před 2 lety +11

    As soon as he said snowflake test, I knew everything he said was bullshit.

  • @simplemind7
    @simplemind7 Před 10 měsíci +2

    I passed the test now it'd be great to see a Sigma male test as alphas fear sigmas

    • @andrewmiller2670
      @andrewmiller2670 Před 8 měsíci

      I unfortunately fall into the Sigma archetype but also have the longer ring finger. It’s more of a marker for how fast one can put on muscle with Free testosterone released.

  • @godzilla362
    @godzilla362 Před 3 lety +11

    I legit thought, A one was normal for all....wow... Okay

  • @303machine
    @303machine Před 11 měsíci +5

    Snake oil salesman.

  • @bigmyke2008
    @bigmyke2008 Před 10 měsíci

    Dan Pena is a saturday morning cartoon interpretation of a greedy arrogant businessman, except he's real.

  • @yesdeere1376
    @yesdeere1376 Před 10 měsíci +1

    So if someone insults my mother or my wife I have to beat their ass or let them beat mine? Sounds like a self control problem to me. Self control is way more important than this guys fingers. It’s also something that society is lacking.

  • @williamgreen1464
    @williamgreen1464 Před 2 lety +7

    I'm submissive as hell and my ring finger in longer than my index finger

    • @stn7172
      @stn7172 Před 2 lety +3

      Way off the soy

  • @mrmarkl328
    @mrmarkl328 Před 2 lety +5

    No this is just a personality test

  • @olibarahosasa1137
    @olibarahosasa1137 Před rokem +2

    All these guys in the room laughing extra manly.

  • @agrxdrowflow958
    @agrxdrowflow958 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Michelle Obama (Big Mike) has Hand A.

  • @katja6332
    @katja6332 Před 2 lety +5

    I am alpha and female, what should I do now, stop squatting while going to the toilet? Lol. This old testosterone grandpa is just low agreeableness and ranting.. Can't take this video seriously but it is entertaining. Laughed at how proud he was that his testosterone levels were as high as a teenage boy. So what?

  • @maxnemo1643
    @maxnemo1643 Před 10 měsíci +7

    I have a very type A hand. Im not a type A person. Just because you're not an agressive, extrovert doesnt mean you're automatically a "snowflake". There are many personality types.

    • @kissmyassbest
      @kissmyassbest Před 10 měsíci

      Also A
      I like conflicts with good arguments but I got pissed if the other is a foolish people.
      Now I stopped getting pissed and it feels good

  • @jakepokemonman1227
    @jakepokemonman1227 Před 10 měsíci +1

    My grandmother and all her 5 siblings are from Thailand and each had 6 fingers on each hand. All on a different hand. Not sure if i am superman or inbred

  • @plutonian2770
    @plutonian2770 Před 3 lety +14

    I have the A hand but I sit and pee 😤😤😤

    • @ramzi6714
      @ramzi6714 Před 3 lety +2

      Same, Im not longer sitting to pee. I thought squat to pee meant you squat over the seat. I thought sitting was normal

    • @nike1rosa
      @nike1rosa Před 2 lety

      While facing the toilet 🚽

    • @thesecretlibrary890
      @thesecretlibrary890 Před 2 lety

      Some times yes.

  • @LJSiar
    @LJSiar Před 10 měsíci +6

    My ring finger is almost a knuckle longer on my right hand my ring finger is equal to my middle finger is way longer then my index. My T is so high our doctor would not prescribe trt. The bad news is I am extremely disagreeable and very aggressive and assertive. I rub people the wrong way, a lot. For some reason I don't like to many people so I don't care what they think. It drives my wife nuts. Meh.

    • @kenhur9800
      @kenhur9800 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Bla bla bla

    • @BloodySoup74
      @BloodySoup74 Před 10 měsíci +2

      ​@@kenhur9800I know a guy like that. He tells me nobody tells him what to do. He's a real man he says. Always fighting because he's the tough guy. He can joke about other people but if someone jokes with him he wants to fight. Also an alcoholic. Nobody wants to be around him.
      I've seen this test before. My ring finger is longer than my index and I'm very competitive. I might have high testosterone too but I don't need to fight anybody. I don't need to tell people how tough I am. But when shit hits the fan lookout.

    • @LJSiar
      @LJSiar Před 10 měsíci

      Beta! @@kenhur9800

    • @mikearonson1071
      @mikearonson1071 Před 10 měsíci

      Your doc. won't prescribe trt unless your levels are under 200ng. Normal range is 250-850ng. You must be within range.

    • @LJSiar
      @LJSiar Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@mikearonson1071 Yup. Going the Stem Cell route to strengthen my knee after a serious meniscus injury.

  • @wildbillfromoverthehill8509
    @wildbillfromoverthehill8509 Před 10 měsíci +1

    My hands are A but 'Went to market' and 'Had roast beef' are the same length.

  • @Nickb-fk5vi
    @Nickb-fk5vi Před 10 měsíci

    my test so high my beard grows stubble.

  • @dansmith8912
    @dansmith8912 Před 10 měsíci +15

    This is too funny.
    My name is literally Dan Smith.
    I'm a construction worker I can do everything from plumbing to building you a complete home rough to finish garage doors commercial residential industrial roofing heavy equipment operator.
    Yet I love nothing more than being alone with my wife or with myself I don't like being around people I don't like crowds I don't like lines I don't like traffic and I generally just don't like people.
    My wife and I live alone out in the woods / swamps of Southwest Florida I'm 12 miles from the nearest street light.
    When I go to work and walk into my shop of 30 men and there's a mixture of tradesmen there you got electricians AC mechanics so on.
    But when I walk in the room they part out of my way like the Red Sea.
    I'm not a big man but I carry myself well and everybody tells me I have this look lol.
    Anyhow this just confirms I was told that I was a sigma male.(Hope my spelling is correct)!?
    And my hand is (A)!
    So this just goes to prove what I've been telling my wife all along.
    That I'm the man Dan the man and that's what I'm called all day.
    But when I'm at home our wife says no my name is Mr a****** lol!

    • @stephenmcsweeney7562
      @stephenmcsweeney7562 Před 10 měsíci

      "Our wife" cuck

    • @fat3lwound
      @fat3lwound Před 10 měsíci +5

      Get over yourself buddy, I bet the old lady begs to differ.

    • @dansmith8912
      @dansmith8912 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@fat3lwound , Good morning. That's funny.
      Try not to take things so serious cuz Lord knows I don't.
      Have a great day

    • @mikearonson1071
      @mikearonson1071 Před 10 měsíci +3

      You sound like someone I know from another site. Dudeman351.
      Anyway, your personality is close to mine. I was born a sigma.
      There is actually a test for that. You have to have certain personality traits to be a sigma. It isn't something you become over time. You have to be born that way.
      I fit every single trait.
      Here's the best analogy for personalities.
      The world is full of wolves and sheep, but it is the lion you have to watch out for.
      The sheep are your common, everyday simps and cucks. Scared to think for themselves, submissive, do what they are told; emasculated people. These are the Beta's.
      Wolves are the dominating, controlling, take charge types that can snap easily and can become violent. These are the Alpha's.
      Then you have the lions. Not too many of these types. Think for themselves, questions authority, intimidating, loyal, emotional and elusive. Intriguing and powerful, commands attention, but is more likely to sit back and watch when the need suits them. We are introverted people but can adapt when the need arises. Very logical thinkers, highly independent with little or regard for societal perceptions(we don't gaf what others think of us at all). We tend to be loners, good listeners and very self aware. We are not afraid to take risks and are not attention seekers. Sigma's are most often confused as being Alpha's. These are the Sigma's.
      Sigma's are the ones you have to watch out for. We are the type to plot out your demise if you piss us off.

    • @yesdeere1376
      @yesdeere1376 Před 10 měsíci +2

      You and I are very similar and you’re right, that definitely doesn’t mean we would hang out. 😂

  • @jayemo9576
    @jayemo9576 Před 2 lety +22

    Since my ring finger is longer than index, I'm "alpha"... . OK cool

  • @worldssickestmedia2713
    @worldssickestmedia2713 Před 10 měsíci

    My ring finger on my left hand is longer than my middle finger and my pointer finger

  • @themaestro3034
    @themaestro3034 Před 2 lety +34

    This is hilarious coming from a guy whose like 5’5 🤣

  • @rob86trott
    @rob86trott Před 2 lety +7

    OK so am drunk and started watching this video. I am a . I did not get around to finding out what that means but I would say I am a Alpha type male but I stay away from conflict and I don't put others down even when they are putting me down. But if pushed into a corner I will unleash shit you are not ready for and it will make you wish' you left me alone when you had the chance

  • @Z0RD
    @Z0RD Před 10 měsíci

    My ring finger is longer than my legs

  • @AlanMinter-ic9jr
    @AlanMinter-ic9jr Před 10 měsíci

    If the neighbors pit gets out and jets toward you only to stop in his.tracks and quickly runs away yelping........you too are an alpha!

  • @farmerdude3578
    @farmerdude3578 Před 11 měsíci +8

    Killing a man for calling your mom a name somehow makes you more of a man. And gives you the ability to become rich. People say stuff like that all the time, that’s a big body count in a life time.

    • @h.p.lovecraft936
      @h.p.lovecraft936 Před 10 měsíci +2

      That's some low Impulse, fatherless, unemployed behavior.

    • @mikeibarra5843
      @mikeibarra5843 Před 10 měsíci

      You're a weirdo, he said as whipping not an eternal struggle!! Trigger much????

    • @AgentRacerX
      @AgentRacerX Před 10 měsíci

      Still not gonna let someone call my mom a whore. won’t kill them of course, but no way letting it slide

    • @richardtibbetts574
      @richardtibbetts574 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Yo mama!

    • @richardtibbetts574
      @richardtibbetts574 Před 10 měsíci

      @@h.p.lovecraft936
      Yo mama!

  • @troybradshaw8781
    @troybradshaw8781 Před 10 měsíci +12

    Lmao, man I love hearing the raw truth. Dan is the man.

  • @paulleclaire2141
    @paulleclaire2141 Před 10 měsíci +1

    There's no way this dudes T level is 1500 without being on TRT, in fact I would guess he is either at 300 ish or, if he is 1500, he's taking about 300 MG per week.

  • @jamricsloe
    @jamricsloe Před 10 měsíci

    He stabbed the guy cause he’s a psychopath not because he has high testosterone.

  • @12oad
    @12oad Před 2 lety +9

    my left hand (strongest, less accurate) is C, and my right hand (weakest, more accurate) is A.
    What this makes me ? Btw I find this test kinda funny

    • @tagati6574
      @tagati6574 Před rokem +1

      Bro this is the exact same with me, 😂

    • @rouge8783
      @rouge8783 Před rokem +4

      Hermaphrodite 😂

    • @cameronmontgomery915
      @cameronmontgomery915 Před rokem

      Same

    • @pinkroses135
      @pinkroses135 Před 11 měsíci

      If you have an outie you are humanoid prototype a, if you have an innie you are prototype b.

  • @IcyBrown
    @IcyBrown Před 3 lety +4

    Funnily my ring finger is longer than my index. Im not really alpha. Tryin to be and there's somethin telling me to be more pro active but up until now Im not really in that lane

    • @muskettimasi3632
      @muskettimasi3632 Před 2 lety +1

      You cannot become one if you arent. There are dudes with lower testosterone then you but still are more alpha then you. Its not about test its about serotonin and other hormones mainly.

    • @IcyBrown
      @IcyBrown Před 2 lety

      @@muskettimasi3632 nope, you can train your brain to be less scary. When I was in Sambo (Russian martial arts), I whooped arse in a sec, if a mofo got too pushy. Nowadays I dont do any martial arts and I would hesitate. Simply because my brain isnt used to the action of contact sports and the feeling of being hit in the face. I might go after it again, when that whorona sht is over.

    • @IcyBrown
      @IcyBrown Před 2 lety

      @@muskettimasi3632 sht, I totally ignored the serotonin part. There's something to be added: I have reoccuring depressive episodes, this is a factor for sure. The higher the serotonin, the more likely you are willing to take risks. If Im feeling well, I take more risks, I noticed that myself.

    • @ahonufhaque9856
      @ahonufhaque9856 Před rokem +1

      Stop masturbating and see the results yourself..

    • @IcyBrown
      @IcyBrown Před rokem

      @@ahonufhaque9856 are you retarded?

  • @jeffreyconnor9769
    @jeffreyconnor9769 Před 10 měsíci +1

    The old man is insecure.

  • @realdeal4real9
    @realdeal4real9 Před 10 měsíci +1

    He can talk the talk but can he walk the walk ..

  • @husseinarshad935
    @husseinarshad935 Před 3 lety +3

    27 years ago when I was 10, a 17 year old kid called me “son of a bitch”, I took a billiard cue and I hit him on the head as hard as I can. Within seconds he swam in a pool of blood, he needed 7 stitches, I was traumatised! I dont squat the pea ;)

  • @chrissharkey9644
    @chrissharkey9644 Před 10 měsíci

    How much is this guys class? Cmon now! There’s all beta males

  • @partyrobbins4690
    @partyrobbins4690 Před 10 měsíci

    In the beginning I thought it was a prank to get them to do the nazi salute

  • @Texasriogrande
    @Texasriogrande Před 10 měsíci +1

    This guy never played football, baseball, wrestled, basketball or any type of sport that a high school kid would participate in.
    This guy is what you would call a loud mouth bully. Real men don't need to use foul language just to act like a tough guy.
    I doubt very seriously he has ever been in a real fight. Yet, he speaks like he is a Golden Gloves champion .
    What I find sad is you have young men actually buying into his fake macho attitude.
    You want to be a man? You want to be somebody in life? Then find a wife and be married to her. Don't cheat on her. Have children and actually be a loving dad. Treat people with respect and above all, show grace to people who do not ask for it or even deserve it. Pay your bills and just treat people the way you would want to be treated. And if by chance you succeed in life, then help a person when you see they need help.

  • @sofiaO24
    @sofiaO24 Před 10 měsíci

    My initial thought was that this guy is B.S merchant. My final thought was that this guy is sociopathic B.S merchant with a superiority complex.

  • @RobsFavInfoAndMusic
    @RobsFavInfoAndMusic Před 10 měsíci

    Sounds like high T equals an angry old guy.

  • @ericfisher1360
    @ericfisher1360 Před 10 měsíci

    This is numerology for people who cant count very high.