Why Does Nobody Know About Trump's Vlog
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If you didn't think this Trump stuff could get any more bizarre, then behold his vlog.
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These videos have been up the whole time!?! Every GOP candidate who lost to him in the primaries should retroactively fire their opposition research teams.
thecadillacboy yeah like how everyone let the video of him calling republicans stupid disappear of the internet
thecadillacboy None of this matters! his minions could care less if he contradicts himself. He says he could shoot a person and loose no followers... and it's true. He brags about peeping at minors... looses no support. He brags about taking advantage of women sexually, weather they consent or not, mostly not... Looses no support. Won't show his taxes EVEN NOW. Not even for millions in charity.
thecadillacboy was thinking the same thing this is a undiscovered gold mine
He criticized her, but by challenging her policies and offering alternatives--not by making shit up and calling her names.
Well... On the one hand, I agree, labeling people with those terms is generally destructive to open discourse. It'd generally be better to refer to statements or actions as racist, homophobic, etc.
On the other hand, these phrases tend to have a little more specific meaning than "crooked," "nasty," "un-presidential," et cetera. Also, I don't believe Hillary has ever called Trump Hitler.
Every time you refer to him as "Mr. President" its like nails down a chalkboard.
Stacey Sales or nails to america's coffin
Stacey Sales VOTE FOR TRUMP
shes not suicidal
I threw up in my mouth a little every time.
You know what's worse? Saying President Hillary Clinton after she establishes open borders.
guy took one for the team. takes a lot of will to endure 96 trump vlogs
Takes a lot to endure one
I refuse to vote for the man who eats pizza with a knife and fork
that's a very rational reason not to.
4 americans? who?
currah 41
Yes, I have.
JosayyLmao what do you eat it with, your hands? Plebeian
James Russel u do realize we came from people eating with their hands, you literally shitting on your on people dumbass... to everyone else this is what happens when you forget what and where you came from you become a pompous jackass and most of us know where ignorance gets you. what's funny is James Russell actually seems somewhat educated, yet he's still a dumbass.
Best Cody video ever. Sacrificing his mental health, watching The Orange Dumpster Fire's videos over and over. Thanks for the giggles and actual information.
Tim Rohrbach orange dumpster fire XD you made my evening, dude)
It's the truth, thank you, I pray for Cody daily.
Don't you mean #TanDumpLord ?
Ayla Cheshir I can't take credit, I should have said that was a direct quote of one of the things Samantha Bee on Full Frontal called him. In fact she has a video of all the things she has called him, and it is amazing.
Tim Rohrbach We should thank her...........if he is elected (*after hell has frozen over and the four horsemen blow their trumpets*) we can use all those lovely ways to describe him while he's in office. He'll want to sue so many people he won't know what to do with himself.
I'm sure this comment section will be nothing but civil
Why the fuck wouldn't it be civil you fucking idiot!? Oh, shit...
omg lol XD
Yeah, a civil war.
Definitely Not Alpharius I was thinking Cody would Disable the Comments like all of Trump's VLogs.
joujou264 what's so civil about war?
Calling him Mr President was supposed to be a joke now it's just depressing
Not for everyone.
Trump 2020. First impeached president to be re-elected
@@williamquinn2097 Real fan of democracy, you are.
@@williamquinn2097 how'd that work out for yah?
@@williamquinn2097 trump 2021. first president to be impeached twice. lawl
(waits for paranoid Trump fanatic to claim that Crack is paid by Hillary)
waits for a paranoid Trump fanatic to claim that this is rigged or staged... even though these are direct quotes from Trump that you can find directly from him?
You see that Super cut at the end. You know Cracked wasn't the only one to save those videos. Anything posted on the internet can be found.
Sally, yeah... and? lol I've heard Trump fanatics say the same fucking thing, what's your point?
... are you ok? ...
Phil Thomas youre a vident!! A guy called OhMyPulse just said exactly that!
That plastic forks and knives part killed me. hahaha
finding the most wonderful nerd in the wild in an old cracked video’s comments
Trump next business plan: youtube vlogging channel
***** He already started.
MrOnlyUSEGUN I think that he should start a let's play channel.
MrOnlyUSEGUN you should have seen the first trump tv episode lololol so horrible
Okay so Trump hates windmills? I feel like you missed a great opportunity to call him "Donald Quixote"
Shut up. Don Quixote is actually awesome instead of this absolute inverse of awesomeness.
LOL I love this.
Ofcourse haven't you heard they give you cancer with their noise
@@kritikadeval your comment is 4 years old so I probably shouldn't be replying to this but the plays usually twisted around the actual whole point of Don Quixote is that he was a bumbling idiot that messed up everything for everyone else and that you should look up from a book once in a while and there are more interesting characters in real life
That poor poor man having to watch all that
Pft! He eats pizza with a knife and fork? Okay that's the straw that broke the camel's back. He just lost my vote
He also ate KFC chicken, with a fork and knife, on his private plane, in the air.
How did he ever have your vote?!
Erik M. he didn't that was a joke he's done and said said so many awful things I thought it'd be funny if the fact that he eats pizza with a knife and fork which is such a trivial thing would be the thing that lost my vote
www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/08/02/kfc-knife-and-fork-moos-pkg-erin.cnn
hate to be that guy but, they do that in Milan hehe
adam fink I eat pizza with a knife and fork too
This is the definition of a psychopath , right?
HeirOfGlee No, it's actually not. Don't use words you don't know definitions to. It makes you look stupid.
No, it's not. Narcissism and psychopathy are both personality disorders, and narcissists can suffer from a diminished capacity of recognizing emotions (both internally and in others) which is a diagnostic characteristic of psychopathy, both the two are not the same.
Elke Ve
OK. Thanks for that, I'll retract.
Elke Ve
Thank you , I couldn't find the word at the time so I used a word everyone would recognize
HeirOfGlee Trump is an egomaniac, Hillary is a sociopath.
Jesus. Fucking. Christ. May God have mercy on our souls.
Too late.
Who's watching this after the electin
Sharkslayingking could you watch it before?
LMAOOO
Sharkslayingking me lol
me. 2
hello
At this point, none of this surprises me anymore. I just waiting until tomorrow.
That's the point where you can finally start making a real difference.
Did the wikileaks info about Hillary wanting open border surprise you? She only wants this country to be like Germany.
AJ R you and your little Nazi trump should move to Germany get the fuck out of my country you little Nazi bitch your garbage
+jesus guillen hillary is the one wanting war with russia, yet trump is the nazi. first, you liberals are just walking stereotypes and second, you probably don't even know what nazi means (not all nazi's are germans)
Maarten Pennings clearly you don't know what liberal means go research child
Mr Trump is such a fantastic FANTASTIC person. He's truly TRULY tremendously. Finally, we have an old rich guy who thinks and talks like an angry teenager on CZcams, ignores grammarly sentence, and is going to make sure we get paid for our 'umanitary support of other countries with oil. I know I, for one, am sick and tired of seeing "windmill" shadows cast over my golf courses, messing up the magnificence of my silhouette, while I hold a REALLY REALLY good, the best even, camera filming it.
Folks, everyone's talking about it, everyone's voting for Trump because they know a winnerly president when they see him. Make America great, really great, the greatest winningnest, again, so we can grab the rest of the world by the pussy, together.
Trump for presi(how do you read this word? oh) for president, 2016.
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Thank you
I just pissed my pants reading this.. I laughed so hard
Caid Johnson So are we tired of winning yet? (Someone wake me up when it's over)
Becky Alexander coming to an Oval Office near you!
THIS Summer!
IMPEACH-a-PALOOZA!
Produced by Bob Mueller
Directed by Donald Trump
Starring Donald Trump
@@landonletterman831 and then it got worse and worse
Cody must have suffered through a lot of terrible trump videos to research this one, yikes.
Apparently that is the man you want as President. RIP America.
Good for you, you triggered piece of burnt celery
OpTic KTG ah yes, triggered, the calling card of America's biggest dopes. hurry up and say something about a safe space before your head explodes.
Brian Sager or he might say how not voting Trump automatically means you voted for Hillary, even though you can literally write in whoever you want (I chose Homer Simpson).
I applaud your dedication. I hope you got paid extra to watch all that trump.
wait... Mr. President...
Did he win?
concerned tourist here. gotta know if im gonna cancel my trip to Disneyworld Florida
badfoody no he didn't
badfoody not yet
The election is on the 8th...although some of the early voting numbers have come in.
No, hopefully not. Election day isn't until tomorrow.
badfoody Ask us again Wednesday, we won't know until then
I think Trump has early Alzheimer's mixed with Narcissism
Patricia Chinn it's not early if you over 65! he actually is elderly and senility Is common among his age demographic
I also think he doesn't know what words mean and how to care about others. Like how do you offer assistance with one hand and demand a country's resources with the other. Why offer to help if you are helping for your benefit?😕 He talks about charity like they are brag rights or a game.When you give it is supposed to be from the heart. Hillary is still my President idc. Everyone knows that Pence is actually going to do all the work, Trump is going to take credit, and then Trump is going to be an idiot and Pence will have to clean up his mess.
Remember when saying "President Trump" was a funny joke because it would never happen? Yeah, those were the days.
Oh my God. I was so confused. I was like this came out 2 days before the election and I was like... what?
With an inflated ego like that I'm surprised he's not flown off into space yet. He's certainly lost touch with the ground.
Stop calling Trump, Mr President. I feel sick.
But President Trump has nice ring to it. Stop being Trumpphobic.
you will learn very soon he is the next president. im sorry to inform you that presidents dont matter.
tiffanympm
youre right,
Emperor Trump sounds better
Kenneth Kaniff
Oh like the one who didn't have any clothes? Totally.
Alas, he is Mr. President now.
Dont forget he said he would release his tax returns if he won the presidency
I'd rather have him as president then a saggy faced criminal.
Wise Owl
True!!
why are you referring to Clinton as _"him"_?
pbfloyd13
No, I think he's referring to Trump. Hillary is a saggy faced criminal piece of shit.
LngVly22
Why are you referring to Trump as Hillary?
How is she a criminal? She done the same shit any politician have done. As some one on this post already said they both are criminals with saggy faces. Its just one of them has done more wrong than the other. And we know who it is. "Its not Clinton"
Ahahaha... the Scottish wind turbine ordeal was hilarious. Through all the lawsuits and haughty threats, they gave no fucks and put them up anyway. You gotta love Scotland.
That's why he gets so uppity when people mention 'wind energy. He did not get his way over there.
" All the president had to do was hand over his papers and now a charity is not going to get 5 million dollars". That sounds like super villain s***.
"All the mayor had to do was hand over Spiderman and now I will burn down this orphanage!" 😂
Under-rated
Can we just please have a policy in place that requires a presidential candidate actually have political experience?? You know... Like how it works FOR EVERY OTHER JOB IN EVERY OTHER INDUSTRY ANYWHERE!?
I can imagine Hillary having a vlog... you know, to connect to me as a youth.
Very good vlog. It's great. We have the best vlog.
I can't! I CAN'T!! I can't watch this video in peace thinking that a this poor soul had to go through all 96 of them , then write about them , then speak and record and then edit!
I'm so sorry for you
HA TRUMP ACTUALY WON!!!! WHO IS LAUGHING NOW? yes,... who... is... laughing.... now........
.....
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i don't know...
Chris Luiten satan. satan is laughing.
I got a trump ad before this lol
Cody, I'd still marry you even if you are, but are you a werewolf?
Thanks a bunch for watching these vlogs so I didn't have to!!!
Stop calling him president.
Can't imagine the strain it must put on your life to watch all of those vlogs. You have my respect!
Funniest thing is, he keeps calling him President or Mr. President. Is this guy a time traveller?
It was him being sarcastic....
Now it's just a sad sad reality..
Really good video, It must have been painful to watch those Trump Vlogs.
This is by far your best work yet
The precursor to the best Cracked show, Some News. Never stop. ❤
And now the sick, twisted but very informative News-Baby SomeMoreNews
This would have been truly painful to make... I'm impressed if he actually managed to sit through all those vlogs.
What do you call an Ethiopian family portrait?
A barcode
Prrfection Incarnate its no shave november
Prrfection Incarnate lol get shit on
This was amazing. I rarely comment on videos, however i love the views the Cracked team have on Trump. Wonderful
Okay. I realise this video was uploaded 7 months ago, but I... I just love it so much, you guys. It's so good. It's one of the Cracked videos I have watched (and will continue to watch) multiple times.
Especially because of 6:08.
I love how nobody knows about these, we don't take the time to research. But other people will sure take the time to dig up shit about Ken Bone
Sorry, as an Englishman I don't quite understand, so I will ask the CZcams comments section (what could possibly go wrong?):
What do voters find appealing about Trump?
Hrishi Venkatesh under normal circumstances, no one would support Trump; but because he is the Republican party's candidate, many Republicans feel obligated to support him. This is the flaw of the bipartisan political system. Even if they don't like him, they don't have any other choice. They feel the need to justify their vote and his nomination by blindly supporting him and ignoring his obvious inadequacy. It's dumb and most Americans don't know there's any other way.
Jesus Campos I mean, I guess that makes sense. It just feels like if any other candidate had half the scandals he had in recent election history, there is no way in hell they would've been able to stay their parties nominee.
Demagogues have always attracted a large following throughout history. It's human nature to flock to a leader who predicts the apocalypse and promises redemption. The polarization of ideologies in America has also resulted in a lot of people blindly following Trump because he is supposedly a conservative. Also Hillary hasn't really helped with some really really stupid mistakes that hurt her credibility as the only candidate who actually has any experience governing.
the white working class was busy boozing hunting or other country stuff , lived comfortable lives.
didn't care about education.coukndt keep up with the world.
Now they see themselves in trump.makes them feel important
Anger transmits easily and tribalism keeps those problems from being a big deal to his supporters. Humans are complicated but there are trends to followed. What trump is, is not new.
Make this an ongoing series. Please keep going. I need this
This was so good, and it's obvious you put in a lot of effort. I'd rate it 5 stars if CZcams still had the star rating system.
funny thing is... i never heard of the apprentice until this year when he brought it out during the election...
this is the best vid you've done dude. Funny shit. sry u had to watch his vlogs.
Took you long enough to release this video. Dayum
you guys are amazing! effing love you and your videos...
Is that his actual desk though? Does he have like a work desk and a meeting desk, cause it looks like he doesn't even give himself the best office in the building and that would be extremely uncharacteristic of him....or did he just borrow Chad Fromm accounting's desk so he could look like the "common man"
ricosuavee44 prolly
Screenshot and zoom in, those are photos of his family/adventures in the background... Maybe he does do work?? o.O Hmmmm
ricosuavee44 I was wondering the same, it looks like an ordinary office for me and one might think he gave himself the best office in the building...
Nobodies had enough time to watch the entire video yet, YAYAYAYAYAYAY!
Tinkert I watched it in 25x speed, get rekt kid
Jacob Bryant Had you finished the video 7mins ago?
Tinkert I'm the best at watching videos. I finished this video 10 seconds before it was uploaded.
Jacob Bryant Teach me your ways.
Tinkert it's simple get a $10 spray tan gain 50 pounds then shave your head and pubes and glue your pubes to your head. EZ
I like this. You should do more videos like this, about everything and everyone.
I have no idea why I've never been to this channel before! Lol
He has no sense of self-awareness or self-doubt, its crazy. He's like Kanye West. A vote for Trump is a vote for Kanye West. Let that sink in.
why is he calling him Mr president?
I love this comment.
ajlunce he's probably gonna win, i don't want him to win but he's probably gonna win
I was legit about to post that before i saw this
...spoilers...
dangerouslytalented Spoilers for that Simpsons episode. :D
Haha, this is great. How did I miss this video?
BREAKING NEWS: Politicians are inconsistent
WHO KNEW??
Well, he's not even a politician here. He's literally just an angry guy sitting at a desk.
Whoawtf And his whole campaign is centered around this idea that he's NOT a politician. He's an "outsider".
You hit the nail right on the head. You stated that Trump is really mean when people point out he's incorrect or when he's made a mistake. Hence the reason Trump is always mean because he's literally always incorrect or making mistakes.
I am trying to figure out why there are downvotes when he is simply pulling Trump's own blog clips, and using them in context. Maybe idiots?
Best video ever! We love Cody!
YAEAH!
HILLARY IN THE HOUSE
HILLARY IN THE *WHITE HOUSE*
HILLARY IN THE HOUSE
HILLARY IN THE *WHITE HOUSE*
WE DON"T NEED NO BLING,
ALL WE GOOTTA DO IS SING!
HILLARY IN THE HOUSE
HILLARY IN THE PRISON CELL
Nooooo G&G. You almost had it and you missed it. It's:
HILLARY IN THE HOUSE
HILLARY IN THE BIG HOUSE
That one has the same metrics and everything. God damn trumpettes...
Let's be real now. He won and he said good things about Hillary. She's the last thing on his mind now that he's been elected. Noone is going to jail. That was a hype thing his supporters brought on.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YAH.
yeaaaaaaaaaayeaaaaaaaaaa trump!!!!!!!!!! u lose ;p
I wanted to believe Mr. Johnston's decision to deliberately address Trump as "Mr. President" was just a joke. But now I see it was plainly prescient. You called it Cracked.
Gross, can we not call him "Mr. President"? That title should be saved for actual Presidents, not a future dictator.
truly these are the new fireside chats.
The feels for you man... watching all those videos and dying inside.
President Trump leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Oh yeah and then president Clinton, bwaaargh. Sorry need to clean up some puke now
+David thomas No you are
I suddenly feel very sad. I believe this is because the calling of him as "Mr. President" brought into focus the possibility that such may become actual truth, and by projecting myself into that imagined reality I feel deeply embarrassed.
This video is really worthwhile seeing!
Looking forward to the "Weekly Address" from your (soon to be at time of this writing) president. That's going to be a lot of fun. Especially the movie reviews.
Did he just call him mr president the day before the election?? Did these people know something we didn't??
Sam Norfleet seriously. wtf
lol
No it was just obvious that hillary failed.
So this is were all the memes have been coming from...
Great video. That took some serious commitment, and sacrifice.
Thank you. Cody Johnston, THANK YOU for this. This was beautiful, and eloquent.
Can we give him a simulator to make him think that he's president? It would be horrifying to try and live through but fun to watch
You got it, pal!
He'll say anything, words don't mean a thing to him.
so, where have "many people asked [him]..." about so many things if he has comment disabled...?
I need a loop of that supercut STAT
Why are you calling him "Mr. President" we didn't even vote here in New Jersey yet.
Rebecca Johnson So that u can see how ridiculous it is to call someone like that Mr. President.
Maybe its a stylistic choice to remind us all of our own mortality?
Because a lot of people think he should be the president. A lot of really really dumb people without the ability to actually use their brains want this guy to have the keys to our nuclear warheads.
I think it's because Cody's terrified of what will happen to him if Trump sees this video and wins. I would be o_O
*****
Who is "them", and do you know how borders work?
Can anyone let me know which award show's ratings are getting low, because I want to stop watching it for that reason.
shared. this video needs to be resurfaced and viewed by many.
Hi, wondering if you could link your sources in the description box, always good to get background reading
I wish there was some way I could get some more news from this handsome young fellow
Mank Demes
I really don't understand how you were able to sit through all of these. Your sacrifice will never be forgotten
Damn you Cody, why did you have to call him Mr. President! See what happened! You jinxed it!! lol
it was no accident, he knew Trump was going to win because the elections are rigged and select groups are given the results ahead of time
What about if he wins and has you waterboarded for this?
Then they ask you...
"Any last words before we slit your throat?"
"#worth"
*death*
this is gold
Poor Cody had the face of a man who was just forced to drink 96 bottles of expired Sunny D
Lol@8:31. That was one tremendous experience.
Well, anyway. Thanks for a great video with well-grounded criticism while also entertaining.
"To the victor belongs the spOILs"
damn this is really good xD
I randomly remembered this video and feel so blessed
I'm so glad I found the channel