Why Did the USSR Ask to Join NATO? (Short Animated Documentary)

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  • One thing many wouldn't have expected in the Cold War was that the USSR asked to join Nato. Which seems a bit mad and so obviously it raised the question: why? To find out watch this short and simple animated documentary.
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Komentáře • 7K

  • @jabber1990
    @jabber1990 Před 3 lety +16109

    "we're not an anti-soviet club"
    "so can we join"
    "fuck no"

    • @SoapinTrucker
      @SoapinTrucker Před 3 lety +177

      LOL 😂🏆

    • @Novusod
      @Novusod Před 3 lety +298

      They're an anti communist club. There is a difference.

    • @fanta-cool7532
      @fanta-cool7532 Před 3 lety +601

      @@Novusod Not a big difference ngl

    • @MenRot
      @MenRot Před 3 lety +797

      @@Novusod Russian Federation was refused membership, even after break up of USSR

    • @cianakril
      @cianakril Před 3 lety +1154

      @@Novusod NATO is the anti-Russian club, no matter communist or not. Though, Russia is just a bogeyman and an excuse for NATO existence, the real purpose of the "club" is US neo-imperialistic dominance over Europe.

  • @mso2013
    @mso2013 Před 3 lety +14903

    I really wish NATO said yes just for the awkward silence followed by a “who do we fight now?”

    • @citizenfoffie7605
      @citizenfoffie7605 Před 3 lety +1637

      Would of been the Chinese because of the Sino Soviet split

    • @mso2013
      @mso2013 Před 3 lety +872

      @@citizenfoffie7605 and when they join what then!? i want to use my tanks dammit!

    • @citizenfoffie7605
      @citizenfoffie7605 Před 3 lety +360

      @@mso2013 fucking some country in Africa

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 Před 3 lety +688

      @@citizenfoffie7605 haven’t the French assassinated about 22 elected African PMs? Nothing has stopped their imperialism even when they’re not even a world power anymore lol

    • @Marshal_Longarm
      @Marshal_Longarm Před 3 lety +103

      @@citizenfoffie7605 it wouldn't last long, because China became o worthy opponent to USSR because of economical support of the West (and still is).

  • @akai4942
    @akai4942 Před 2 lety +5400

    "can i join nato?"
    "No dictatoriships allowed"
    "But portugal is in nato!"
    "No dictatorshiPSSSSSS only one is allowed"

    • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
      @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 Před 2 lety

      "So You Prefer To Have A Useless State In Iberia Rather Than The Full Might Of The USSR By Your Side?"
      "Yes"
      "You Also Get Red Army To Keep Peace"
      "Wait We Get To Use The Red Army?"
      "Yes"
      "You Mean That Insane Massive Conglomerate Of A Military That You Have Togheter With All The Veterans...
      *AS PEACEKEEPERS?"*
      "Yes"
      "Ok You Can Join"
      And Thus World Peace Was Achieved Because Anyone That Said No To Nato Got The Full Might Of The US Military And The Red Army At Their Doorstep.

    • @basedperson1533
      @basedperson1533 Před 2 lety +313

      NATO logic

    • @huyckhl6074
      @huyckhl6074 Před 2 lety +60

      @@basedperson1533 well then NATO finally can serve it purpose after all

    • @Nickel_Eye
      @Nickel_Eye Před 2 lety +190

      Portugal has been an ally of the UK for centuries and Portugal didn’t go waging wars in Europe and trying to spread some stupid ideology. seems very straight forward to me that they got a membership while the Soviet empire did not.

    • @dannyredbridge1372
      @dannyredbridge1372 Před 2 lety +26

      @@Nickel_Eye no it didn’t?

  • @mikerivera373
    @mikerivera373 Před 2 lety +822

    In an alternate universe
    USSR: hey, can we join NATO?
    NATO: okay sure. So now what?
    USSR: I don’t know, I didn’t think I’d get this far

    • @Seals165
      @Seals165 Před 2 lety +25

      Lol good comment

    • @jackhardy3905
      @jackhardy3905 Před rokem +65

      Alternate universe USA asks to join warsaw pact

    • @chri-k
      @chri-k Před 11 měsíci +11

      @@jackhardy3905alternate universe the brits win

    • @vincesuderio4219
      @vincesuderio4219 Před 11 měsíci

      @@chri-k In alternate universe nazi won they make the USSR slave and the allies

    • @user-gp5yz5yz4x
      @user-gp5yz5yz4x Před 8 měsíci +5

      the good ending

  • @nowhereman6019
    @nowhereman6019 Před 3 lety +6166

    History Matters: "Why did the USSR ask to join NATO?"
    Me: "They did what now?"

    • @fdumbass
      @fdumbass Před 3 lety +132

      didnt russia do the same at some point

    • @danzoom
      @danzoom Před 3 lety +24

      @@Velin_official how can you split russia though? That's a stupid thing, so probably didn't happen.

    • @kurousagi8155
      @kurousagi8155 Před 3 lety +158

      @@Velin_official I’m pretty sure that’s not what happened. The Russians didn’t want to join NATO after initial inquiries because they would have been treated as a junior partner to several other NATO nations despite being militarily superior to those nations.
      The irony is that Russia is now in an alliance with China as the junior partner.

    • @derpyderpy6269
      @derpyderpy6269 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Velin_official
      "us", "our", "us"
      My apologies, but aren't you german?

    • @cybermaus
      @cybermaus Před 3 lety +10

      @@Velin_official I suspect (but did not check) the condition was not so much to split Russia, but to abandon all attempt to re-unify with the other former Soviet states. Which is what Putin wants, to rejoin the 3 Russia (White, Black and normal)

  • @TheLadida42
    @TheLadida42 Před 3 lety +16673

    NATO: "USSR can't join, because its a dictatorship"
    Portugal: *unsuspicious whistling*

    • @trevorwilson6683
      @trevorwilson6683 Před 3 lety +843

      Yes but, Portugal could be controlled see?

    • @YourLocalMairaaboo
      @YourLocalMairaaboo Před 3 lety +260

      @Ninja Crackpot we like you, but that does not mean we want to get steamrolled for you.
      We learned our lesson with Nappy, and this time going to Brazil is not an option.

    • @thekraken1173
      @thekraken1173 Před 3 lety +302

      Spain 👀

    • @YourLocalMairaaboo
      @YourLocalMairaaboo Před 3 lety +245

      @John Williamson it was a dictatorship, and you know it!

    • @Locked101
      @Locked101 Před 3 lety +515

      @John Williamson Please don't fail art school.

  • @gobanito
    @gobanito Před 2 lety +675

    USSR: "Hey fellas can I join?"
    West: "No dictators."
    USSR: "But you let Portugal join."
    West: "I said no dictator(S), we're allowed to have 1."

    • @geoffreyherrick298
      @geoffreyherrick298 Před 2 lety +19

      Classic Simpsons line!😂

    • @NorthernChimp
      @NorthernChimp Před rokem +13

      Spain, Greece, Turkey?

    • @irenaveksler1935
      @irenaveksler1935 Před rokem +10

      @@NorthernChimpWhen Spain joined they weren’t a dictator
      When Turkey join they weren’t a dictator
      The coup happened when they were a full nato member
      lol

    • @NorthernChimp
      @NorthernChimp Před rokem +20

      @@irenaveksler1935 You are right, my bad. I had no idea Spain had joined so late. And in Greece and Turkey, the coups happened after, but still, they were US-backed, like in Chile, Indonesia, etc. Both NATO and those regimes were items of the same American ant-Soviet toolset.

    • @irenaveksler1935
      @irenaveksler1935 Před rokem +5

      @@NorthernChimp True.

  • @pedroalexandredillemburg3751

    USA: creates NATO to oppose the USSR
    USSR: knowing this, asks to Join anyway.
    Chad move

    • @coreyleander7911
      @coreyleander7911 Před 9 měsíci

      Almost like the USSR helped the Nazis start a world war, funded the Nazi Holocaust for years thereafter, and then turned right around and started the Cold War by getting the north to invade South Korea

    • @YouTubeism.
      @YouTubeism. Před 5 měsíci +3

      😂😂😂

    • @coreyleander7911
      @coreyleander7911 Před 4 měsíci +4

      “Chad move”

  • @ahmedmuawia2447
    @ahmedmuawia2447 Před 3 lety +4529

    "your collective mothers"
    The humor of this channel is unmatched.

  • @JaydentheMathGuy
    @JaydentheMathGuy Před 3 lety +3917

    Boys: ur mom
    Men: your mom
    Intellectuals: Your collective mothers

    • @justincronkright5025
      @justincronkright5025 Před 3 lety +54

      More levels in select qualified countries:
      Young Boys: Ur Mummy
      Boys: Your Mummy
      Teens: Ur Ma
      Adults: Your Ma
      Intellectuals: One's Mother/Mama

    • @BCrane-ej4iq
      @BCrane-ej4iq Před 3 lety +18

      Scots: yer ma'

    • @rockking2616
      @rockking2616 Před 3 lety

      timestamp?

    • @dragonrykr
      @dragonrykr Před 3 lety +2

      I love ur mom

    • @ajw20
      @ajw20 Před 3 lety +2

      @@rockking2616 0:26

  • @yayeeters4919
    @yayeeters4919 Před 2 lety +55

    1:11 the painting 😂

  • @npc0089
    @npc0089 Před 2 lety +96

    USSR: Can we join nato?
    US: who will we blame if you join us?

    • @benjammin3381
      @benjammin3381 Před rokem +10

      USSR: Can we join nato?
      NATO: If you agree to give germany back its territory and start a joint disarmament program.
      USSR: Nah, wasnt really serious.
      NATO: we know.

    • @galactic_mapper
      @galactic_mapper Před rokem +8

      @@benjammin3381 USSR: Ok we can
      US: We knew wait what?!

    • @coreyleander7911
      @coreyleander7911 Před 4 měsíci

      = “I’m anti US and pro Russian. That’s all these silly comments are a proxy for. I’m so smart.”

    • @Zainab_Salam904
      @Zainab_Salam904 Před měsícem

      @@coreyleander7911i’m anti USA AND anti Russia (I don’t hate Russians nor Americans btw) 😎😎

  • @19MAD95
    @19MAD95 Před 3 lety +4219

    The real life version of “ you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”

    • @MarkusAldawn
      @MarkusAldawn Před 3 lety +275

      Your chances of joining NATO are slim.
      But never zero.

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 Před 3 lety +89

      As an XCOM player I can say that you miss 100% of the shots you take as well

    • @tommson6679
      @tommson6679 Před 3 lety +30

      @@steelbear2063 Except the ones with 3% chance of hitting. Which means it is somewhat surprising that Soviet Union did not end up in Nato.

    • @MrCooper83
      @MrCooper83 Před 3 lety +3

      Michael Scott

    • @writershard5065
      @writershard5065 Před 3 lety +3

      Kiiiinda. It was also largely a diplomatic move to get the goodboy points needed to start the Warsaw Pact, which I'm pretty sure was what they wanted really.

  • @number1kenyan
    @number1kenyan Před 3 lety +6778

    1:00 ''And when Stalin opted to follow in Lenin's footsteps and died'' this is one of the best jokes History Matters has made lmfao.

    • @patchworkfellow4262
      @patchworkfellow4262 Před 3 lety +172

      Yeah, I think Lenin took credit for someone else’s idea - either way, it’s a _really_ popular trend!

    • @marshmellow6152
      @marshmellow6152 Před 3 lety +58

      I spat out my drink then came to the comments to see if anyone else appreciated this as much as i did 😂

    • @number1kenyan
      @number1kenyan Před 3 lety +42

      @@patchworkfellow4262 it’s such a popular trend that everyone does it eventually!

    • @number1kenyan
      @number1kenyan Před 3 lety +4

      @@marshmellow6152 ikr

    • @Fruitsmymainispomgranates
      @Fruitsmymainispomgranates Před 3 lety +2

      Yes

  • @funnySIMON99
    @funnySIMON99 Před rokem +16

    Little detail that I love : In 0:15 you can see a portrait of the King Leopold I of Belgium in the background, as the NATO headquarters are in Belgium it makes perfect sense

  • @HeilAmarth
    @HeilAmarth Před 2 lety +39

    The USSR actually requested to join NATO during the Berlin Conference of January-February 1954. The request to join NATO was bluntly rejected by the UK, US, and French governments.
    British General Hastings Ismay, the first Secretary General of NATO, went as far as to say that "the Soviet request to join NATO is like an unrepentant burglar requesting to join the police force".

    • @draker769
      @draker769 Před 2 lety

      and who makes british the cop if they stole the most from the world at the time

    • @user-pf3kv4bv5s
      @user-pf3kv4bv5s Před 5 měsíci +4

      Although Stalin died and Khrushchev was clearly pro-West, it’s strange why they didn’t understand this

  • @akronred648
    @akronred648 Před 3 lety +7042

    In an alternate universe...
    "Why did the US ask to join the Warsaw Pact?"

    • @moonagaming6068
      @moonagaming6068 Před 3 lety +121

      Lmao

    • @ThomasonCG
      @ThomasonCG Před 3 lety +466

      "well really it was a win-win"

    • @alinek2289
      @alinek2289 Před 3 lety +733

      @@ThomasonCG if the Warsaw Pact rejected the United States' application, it would be clear that the Warsaw Pact is an anti-capitalist alliance.

    • @voidkat4202
      @voidkat4202 Před 3 lety +70

      @@alinek2289 it is really a win win

    • @Locked101
      @Locked101 Před 3 lety +167

      @@alinek2289 But if it was accepted the dynamic of the Warsaw Pact would have drastically changed.

  • @officerfriendly1230
    @officerfriendly1230 Před 3 lety +9556

    *99% chance they will reject us*
    I love this channel.

    • @abdirahmanmusse8738
      @abdirahmanmusse8738 Před 3 lety +33

      Whaaaaat? 0:55 good luck telling me that

    • @abdirahmanmusse8738
      @abdirahmanmusse8738 Před 3 lety +30

      This channel is great 👍

    • @LudicrousTorpedo
      @LudicrousTorpedo Před 3 lety +36

      I agree mate, it's way more simple than learning something from school.

    • @CSDragon
      @CSDragon Před 3 lety +57

      TBH it woulda been way more interesting if NATO called their bluff and said "sure, you can join"

    • @toPunish
      @toPunish Před 3 lety +14

      *Hoi4 vibes*

  • @shuvari7707
    @shuvari7707 Před 2 lety +627

    NATO has always been an anti-Soviet/anti-Russian alliance. The USSR asking to join and being denied just proved that to everyone else.

    • @EmeraldGamerOriginal
      @EmeraldGamerOriginal Před 2 lety +10

      Ye but NATO have refused Ukraine

    • @Adrianrafael04
      @Adrianrafael04 Před 2 lety +3

      not at all, the soviets just asked to join for their own benefit knowing they'll get rejected. Stop simping for these mass murdering dictators

    • @marcogiordano1207
      @marcogiordano1207 Před 2 lety +41

      @@EmeraldGamerOriginal Whats your point?

    • @salahabdalla368
      @salahabdalla368 Před 2 lety

      Everyone does shit for there own benefits that's not new, NATO sacrificed Ukraine for there benefits what's your point?

    • @Adrianrafael04
      @Adrianrafael04 Před 2 lety +58

      @@salahabdalla368 you're so lost 😂 Nobody sacrificed Ukraine. The Nato just can't intervene directly without causing another world war.....

  • @impact0r
    @impact0r Před 2 lety +26

    2:24 TBH these are pretty solid reasons.

    • @PAC-0922
      @PAC-0922 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Portugal moment.

    • @LOEKASH
      @LOEKASH Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@PAC-0922 Even as a half Portuguese, I agree

  • @JamesR1986
    @JamesR1986 Před 3 lety +1251

    I love how the video frames it as "Well maybe they would alll be drunk or something and say yes" and then it turns out CHURCHILL was the one pushing to yes

    • @-haclong2366
      @-haclong2366 Před 3 lety +66

      Churchill is the Yeltsin of the U.K.

    • @oilersridersbluejays
      @oilersridersbluejays Před 3 lety +16

      Churchill was a mumbling drunk slob.

    • @troysdownfall6547
      @troysdownfall6547 Před 3 lety +127

      @@oilersridersbluejays You mean the guy that stood resolute against the Nazis practically alone and had a quick wit?

    • @everybeat3664
      @everybeat3664 Před 3 lety +35

      @@troysdownfall6547 yea he only had the biggest empire ever

    • @troysdownfall6547
      @troysdownfall6547 Před 3 lety +27

      @@everybeat3664 with a weak military, lesser technology, and most of that empire was in some sort of rebellious state

  • @danielbrannan5396
    @danielbrannan5396 Před 3 lety +6250

    USSR: "Hey, can we join NATO?"
    European leaders after a night out drinking: "Yes, welcome!"
    USSR: "Wow that actually worked?"

    • @92HazelMocha
      @92HazelMocha Před 3 lety +556

      And we’ve had world peace ever since.

    • @KikogamerJ2
      @KikogamerJ2 Před 3 lety +375

      World peace achieved

    • @PrivateMcPrivate
      @PrivateMcPrivate Před 3 lety +13

      @Oritra Kar No because then the Hitlers of the world can do what ever they want :O

    • @Dreagostini
      @Dreagostini Před 3 lety +215

      @@PrivateMcPrivate They can't attack neighbouring countries inside the same defence pact, because that would violate.. literally everything.

    • @emmachand6002
      @emmachand6002 Před 3 lety +12

      English left the chat

  • @Mr.ByxisCOMPASS
    @Mr.ByxisCOMPASS Před 8 měsíci +4

    I love how you draw all the leaders drunk but Churchill is normal, like alcohol does nothing to him.

  • @JohnHoranzy
    @JohnHoranzy Před 2 lety +316

    Thank you for clarifying that. Putin in a speech mentioned that Russia asked to join NATO and I was puzzled by that. The next question I have is why we promised to not expand NATO to the Soviet Union but broke that promise with Russia. The tactical reasons, not the legal reasoning.

    • @HNCS2006
      @HNCS2006 Před 2 lety +107

      I would argue that the reasonings to expand NATO were not tactical but still operating from Cold War mentality as well as US imperialism.

    • @twanduvigneau5809
      @twanduvigneau5809 Před 2 lety +87

      Just imagined if they joined, peace would be an option lol. From Russia's point of view I can imagine NATO being the agressor, adding countries so close to Russia to the alliance etc. Was bound to happen at some point.

    • @stephenhood2948
      @stephenhood2948 Před 2 lety +57

      Military Industrial Complex, they run the show, conflict is really good for their bottom line.

    • @louisawhite6716
      @louisawhite6716 Před 2 lety +26

      they never made an agreement. LOOK it up.

    • @fantasyland07
      @fantasyland07 Před 2 lety +5

      Putin himself wanted to join NATO after 9/11

  • @LedosKell
    @LedosKell Před 3 lety +2330

    There's a universe where the US said yes and instead of the Cuban Missile Crisis, Kennedy and Krueschev were clanking Coca Colas at a summer retreat in Crimea.

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 Před 3 lety +198

      No it be Pepsi.

    • @zulfiqarmohammed6715
      @zulfiqarmohammed6715 Před 3 lety +401

      @@brandonlyon730 the real cold war: coke Vs Pepsi

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 Před 3 lety +75

      @@brandonlyon730 with the Soviet ships ironically sold to them

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 Před 3 lety +45

      @@kameronjones7139 there’s a video on this channel that explains that deal between pepsi and the USSR never happened lol

    • @brotpros2306
      @brotpros2306 Před 3 lety +112

      I get that this is a US-based channel but the Cuban Missile Crisis begun when America put its missiles in Turkey and Greece and Soviets retaliated. And Kruschev was given the promise that if he disarms Cuba, then America would pull out of Turkey and Greece. Obviously Americans never held their word. Anyway my point was imagine a universe where the US doesn't bully and threaten the USSR by putting missiles at their doorstep

  • @Guns_Blazin
    @Guns_Blazin Před 3 lety +5097

    The Soviets genuinely tried to pull a Zuko walking up to the Avatar’s gang and asking to join them.

    • @Tindog42656
      @Tindog42656 Před 3 lety +597

      "Hello Molotov here"

    • @kuttex123x4
      @kuttex123x4 Před 3 lety +128

      Charles Goodyear guess that's also something a finnish person would say in the winter war when he sees a russian tank

    • @AgiHammerthief
      @AgiHammerthief Před 3 lety +127

      actually Zuko pulled a Molotov, several times

    • @Tindog42656
      @Tindog42656 Před 3 lety +12

      Also sounds like something a squeaker would say in a game.

    • @Tindog42656
      @Tindog42656 Před 3 lety +87

      @@AgiHammerthief I mean a fire bender and someone throwing a molotov is not to different.

  • @thybarofsoap1741
    @thybarofsoap1741 Před rokem +5

    I wish this was included in the GCSE cold war spec, this would be incredibly interesting to learn

  • @ckl9390
    @ckl9390 Před 2 lety +27

    For anyone wondering what flag is on the wall at 0:57 it is the Red Ensign, specifically Canada's variant which was used as a national flag for much of it's history before settling on the current Maple Leaf rather recently. Several Provincial flags are also variants of the Red Ensign with different configuration of crests on their shields. I only registered what I saw on the second watch through, so thought I should mention it in case anyone else missed it.

    • @WeighedWilson
      @WeighedWilson Před rokem +2

      This has been Sheldon Cooper of "Fun with Flags."

    • @brcyca
      @brcyca Před rokem +2

      I noticed it (me being Canadian), but I did ask myself, why is it here?

    • @kanadisch
      @kanadisch Před 5 měsíci

      @@brcycaCanada has a major part of starting the Cold War, because a member of the USSR Embassy in Ottawa told the Canadian Government what he was doing which was sending information and if anybody ever found out he would shot, which never happened.

  • @thebronzedragon1
    @thebronzedragon1 Před 3 lety +1872

    So what youre saying is, The Warsaw Pact was the Soviet Union saying 'Fine ! Ill make my own Alliance, with Blackjack and Hookers!"

    • @matthewgigs3456
      @matthewgigs3456 Před 3 lety +141

      "You know what?! Forget the alliance!"

    • @yuvrajsingh743
      @yuvrajsingh743 Před 3 lety +121

      "fine I will do it myself"

    • @miguelrodriguezcimino1674
      @miguelrodriguezcimino1674 Před 3 lety +13

      Damn, I was one hour too late for posting that comment myself

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc Před 3 lety +79

      NATO : Sorry no Germanys.
      USSR : But you have West Germany!
      NATO : We're the no Germany-s club. We're allowed to have one.

    • @jueljohnson41
      @jueljohnson41 Před 3 lety +3

      Well that's pretty much what happened

  • @Mrhomeless78
    @Mrhomeless78 Před 3 lety +5747

    I like how Churchil is the only one who isn't drunk. The man could hold his whisky

  • @josepherhardt164
    @josepherhardt164 Před rokem +1

    THIS is the only channel I need to hear on 1/2 time.

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Great video 👍🏻

  • @northland7885
    @northland7885 Před 3 lety +956

    ''You collective mothers'' will be the new insult i will use in daily life.

  • @aldiswann
    @aldiswann Před 3 lety +4401

    West: Let's make an organisation to fight the communism
    USSR: Can i join?
    West: *bruh*

  • @July1st1867
    @July1st1867 Před rokem +4

    0:57 Very clever sneaking in that Red Ensign (Colonial Era Canadian Flag)

  • @mikaelsza
    @mikaelsza Před rokem +37

    Russia: Did you created NATO to attack me?
    US: No.
    Russia: Can I join?
    US: NO!!

    • @jcb3393
      @jcb3393 Před 10 měsíci +2

      NATO is a defensive alliance, not for attacking.

    • @lightningstrike5024
      @lightningstrike5024 Před 10 měsíci +15

      @@jcb3393 well if they allowed them to join there wouldnt have been a real for anyone to attack each other

    • @dodoiserg3371
      @dodoiserg3371 Před 4 měsíci

      @@jcb3393 that is what an idiot would say

    • @coreyleander7911
      @coreyleander7911 Před 4 měsíci

      @@lightningstrike5024 wtf are you talking about? Russia attacked Ukraine.

    • @coreyleander7911
      @coreyleander7911 Před 4 měsíci

      Remarkable how brainwashed you people are. “If you didn’t create NATO to attack me you must let me join!”

  • @joshualunsford9054
    @joshualunsford9054 Před 2 lety +3582

    "And when Stalin opted to follow in Lenin's footsteps and die"
    The greatest line ever

    • @stefanoviczeljkors
      @stefanoviczeljkors Před 2 lety +43

      I decided to follow their footsteps when I heard that

    • @derekchristenson5711
      @derekchristenson5711 Před 2 lety +23

      I just about fell off my couch and had to go back and re-watch that bit twice, ROFL!

    • @niki123489
      @niki123489 Před 2 lety +1

      Beria was one of Stalin' killers.

    • @forgotenxlegacyx91
      @forgotenxlegacyx91 Před 2 lety

      I literally spit my drink out and had to re-watch it multiple times. hilarious.

    • @marks.3303
      @marks.3303 Před 2 lety +2

      @@niki123489 Stalin was 74. Old age was Stalin's killer.

  • @reevanamin5865
    @reevanamin5865 Před 3 lety +1431

    History matters fans: James bisonnette this, James bisonnette that
    Kelly moneymaker and the others: are we a joke to you?

  • @darvinist87
    @darvinist87 Před 2 lety +7

    This aged like a fine wine.

  • @ACartoonFanUwU
    @ACartoonFanUwU Před 2 měsíci +2

    I had no idea the USSR actually wanted to join NATO before forming the Warsaw Pact, interesting video

  • @nicolajrath1570
    @nicolajrath1570 Před 3 lety +432

    "History Matters: Answering the questions you didn't know you had"

  • @31ll087
    @31ll087 Před 3 lety +721

    Somewhere in an alternate universe: "Why did the USSR decide to join NATO".

    • @Kevineitor199
      @Kevineitor199 Před 3 lety +187

      "it all happened after the entire nato organization got drunk after a party and as a joke they accepted the request, thus uniting germany earlier and allowing the ussr some degree of freedom to invest into the population and not the military development
      after this the ussr collapsed into smaller states in 2005 not overnight but in a more slow and organized manner where the population live standard wasnt too diferent to the west"

    • @31ll087
      @31ll087 Před 3 lety +115

      @@Kevineitor199 The good ending

    • @Mourtzouphlos240
      @Mourtzouphlos240 Před 3 lety +58

      @@Kevineitor199 The USSR was projected to be the world’s Number One Economy in 2004.

    • @UAEanimation
      @UAEanimation Před 3 lety +17

      sadly that never happened I wish if I could restore the USSR

    • @davidkelly4210
      @davidkelly4210 Před 3 lety +28

      @@UAEanimation Okay Putin.

  • @jacktaylor148
    @jacktaylor148 Před rokem +5

    I love this channel so much. One character saying "your mother" to another to demonstrate hostilities is already a great gag, but Stalin saying "your collective mothers" gave me a beaming grin

  • @TheMegaleogigante
    @TheMegaleogigante Před 2 lety +2

    Hits different now

  • @Uranium_Enjoyer
    @Uranium_Enjoyer Před 3 lety +3644

    0:32
    Soviet officer: “Okay so we’re looking to weaken the UK however we can, we have a lot of leverage over them with our massive army so what should we plan to do?”
    Other Soviet officer: “Alright, hear me out” **takes Northern Ireland**

    • @romensko2111
      @romensko2111 Před 3 lety +84

      LMAO

    • @Memphismastermind
      @Memphismastermind Před 3 lety +144

      You been playing HOI or something?

    • @Uranium_Enjoyer
      @Uranium_Enjoyer Před 3 lety +325

      @@Memphismastermind I can imagine that conversation too:
      “Ay, it’s fine, see I play this game called Hearts Of Iron 4 I know what I’m doing”

    • @reuben8140
      @reuben8140 Před 3 lety +47

      Anyone know if this was referencing anything in particular?
      From what I remember the Republic at this time would have been significantly more open to socialism than the North

    • @xernobell7845
      @xernobell7845 Před 3 lety +46

      @@Memphismastermind just keep watching u will notice northern ireland turn pink , he is not making an hoi4 ref

  • @akramgimmini8165
    @akramgimmini8165 Před 3 lety +4845

    Soviet Union: *I'm playing both sides so I'm always on the Top*

  • @windrago
    @windrago Před 2 lety

    super super useful!!

  • @lutramage6252
    @lutramage6252 Před rokem +18

    I love that you get to the heart of the real reasons behind events and the motives driving them. You call a “physical device for extracting loose ground cover’ a “shovel” rather than going with the political language used by most historians. Very refreshing.

  • @mrmakrin21
    @mrmakrin21 Před 3 lety +170

    “Your collective mothers” lmfao

  • @utilitymonster8267
    @utilitymonster8267 Před 3 lety +2739

    It’s honestly scary that this piece of history is totally ignored in the school books. At least it was in my books.

    • @TheUnkow
      @TheUnkow Před 3 lety +148

      I believed the first time someone in Russia asked was Putin when he admitted he asked Clinton.
      Had no idea this happened before the Warsaw pact was created.
      So dissapointed in our modern history coverage in school and media ... And those are the same people that preach inclusiveness to everyone that uses a wrong word ...

    • @elvirhurem2013
      @elvirhurem2013 Před 3 lety +62

      Agree, they thought us Warsaw pact was east and communism answer to NATO... well it was, but completely wrongly portraited to us as a students...

    • @SeanUCF
      @SeanUCF Před 3 lety +63

      @@elvirhurem2013
      This little tid bit of history doesn't change anything. All it did was show the political posturing for the USSR in how they were able to make a pact of their own. It was always a counter to NATO.

    • @elvirhurem2013
      @elvirhurem2013 Před 3 lety +1

      @@SeanUCF agree

    • @utilitymonster8267
      @utilitymonster8267 Před 3 lety +99

      @@SeanUCF, doesn’t change anything? It proves the West could prevent the whole cold war. How is this irrelevant?

  • @farazkhan7035
    @farazkhan7035 Před 2 lety +1

    very good . keep up the good work

  • @jlehm
    @jlehm Před 2 lety +57

    I’d love to peak into an alternate universe to see what the world would look like had NATO allowed the USSR to join.

    • @zionismisterrorism8716
      @zionismisterrorism8716 Před rokem +14

      Maybe it could end up being a military version of the UN, with all countries eventually joining the alliance.

    • @BloodyKnives66
      @BloodyKnives66 Před rokem +14

      Flying cars, no cancer, bases on Mars and the Moon 😂

    • @triadwarfare
      @triadwarfare Před 9 měsíci +8

      ​​@@zionismisterrorism8716or could have rendered itself useless from the inside. The UN did nothing in the Invasion of Ukraine because Russia had veto power.
      A similar thing like this could have played out. It's also hard to add new members in if even just one country is in disagreement. The USSR could use the alliance against itself.

    • @zionismisterrorism8716
      @zionismisterrorism8716 Před 9 měsíci

      @@triadwarfare Most military alliances become useless if there are enough members who disagree with each other. Even NATO is crippled now by Turkey not allowing Sweden to join. The more members you have, the harder you are to control. That's why the one government NWO will never work.

    • @remaks8405
      @remaks8405 Před 5 měsíci

      Georgia, Moldova and Ukraine would probably join too and there would be peace in Europe.

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed Před 3 lety +513

    Could you possibly make a video about what Germans outside of Germany during WW2 thought about Germany and its invasions? (That's a lot of "Germany" but that's the best I could word it)

    • @liverking24
      @liverking24 Před 3 lety +23

      You're brilliant!

    • @ishaansharma4325
      @ishaansharma4325 Před 3 lety +37

      @@liverking24 This video is sponsored by Brilliant

    • @colton.421
      @colton.421 Před 3 lety +69

      Maybe “What did the Germans not living in the Third Reich think of its invasions?” is a better title

    • @pablofmc
      @pablofmc Před 3 lety +5

      brilliant topic. I hope this happens

    • @7graywolf7
      @7graywolf7 Před 3 lety +28

      For what it's worth I come from a very Germanic part of Canada and quite a few people went to fight against Germany in both wars. I can't say much about the whole world but German-Canadians didn't seem to be big fans of the 3rd Reich. This is most evidenced by the fact that a lot of the local war memorials are covered in German names.

  • @stefvdb1400
    @stefvdb1400 Před rokem

    1:45 the one guy falling over really got me

  • @nvmtt1403
    @nvmtt1403 Před 2 lety +6

    Welp. Should have said yes in hindsight.

  • @Jadefox32
    @Jadefox32 Před 3 lety +1707

    USSR: "Can we join Nato"
    Nato: "sure"
    US Warplanners: "wait what?"

    • @aussiejezza
      @aussiejezza Před 3 lety +105

      China: you did what?

    • @Jadefox32
      @Jadefox32 Před 3 lety +61

      @@aussiejezza world peace break out lol

    • @user-us4hl3zr2b
      @user-us4hl3zr2b Před 2 lety +4

      Hi Greetings from China, nato what?

    • @user-us4hl3zr2b
      @user-us4hl3zr2b Před 2 lety +3

      @bang bang Government locking me up? nahhhhh i think you're desperate cause usa locked you in Uyghur usa concentration camp, if u need help please blink your eyes twice

    • @crwansaunt6441
      @crwansaunt6441 Před 2 lety +10

      US: Warplanners: *peace was never a option*

  • @andrewklang809
    @andrewklang809 Před 3 lety +58

    1:45 Love that drunk Churchill is just regular Churchill.

  • @KulinarAnton
    @KulinarAnton Před 9 měsíci

    Coool video

  • @ronaldwhite1730
    @ronaldwhite1730 Před 2 lety

    Thank - you .

  • @solomedz9420
    @solomedz9420 Před 3 lety +259

    One half of my brain: imma ask that girl out
    the other half of my brain: *99% chance they will reject us*

  • @ambientfish1369
    @ambientfish1369 Před 2 lety +1426

    Ironically the Russian Federation came pretty close to joining NATO in a period of co-operation between 1998-2001. They had observers at high level NATO standardisation committees as a Partnership for Peace nation along with 33 other non NATO countries including Brazil, Chile, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Saudi Arabia, Finland and all the nations that subsequently became NATO members from eastern europe who were former Warsaw Pact nations. I personally witnessed a Senior UK MoD civil servant being presented with the Russian Federation's peace medal by the Russian Defence Minister. We came that close to uniting the whole of europe and the US with Russia.

    • @sombraarthur
      @sombraarthur Před 2 lety +303

      And then what happened? The US.

    • @countessmargoth469
      @countessmargoth469 Před 2 lety +38

      @@sombraarthur Pretty much. The goal of NATO to members is for national defence. The US however uses NATO as a tool ensure their top spot as a global hegemon. Russia and China are serious contenders for creating a multipolar world. USA policy since the intentional dissolution of the Soviet Union has been keep Russia contained. I am against the current invasion of Ukraine, but before it started the Russians had a reasonable demand, stop expanding NATO east. To them they correctly recognise it as a threat which will put nuclear weapons on their doorstep. Personally I think the whole situation would be a lot better if NATO was disbanded and replaced with an EU alliance with no USA. I doubt the Russians would feel threatened by this. They may even want to join.

    • @differentsoul21
      @differentsoul21 Před 2 lety +173

      @@countessmargoth469 Russia applied for membership and was rejected

    • @Mewzyc
      @Mewzyc Před 2 lety +52

      @@differentsoul21 because reasons?

    • @differentsoul21
      @differentsoul21 Před 2 lety +41

      @@Mewzyc ask yourself.

  • @TheJhouston
    @TheJhouston Před 2 lety

    1:44 I love that Churchill is completely fine after what was presumably a night of heavy drinking.

  • @mattyb8934
    @mattyb8934 Před 2 lety +12

    If they said “Yes” there wouldn’t be a boogeyman no boogeyman means no military industrial complex that takes billions annually

    • @sonradanfransiz
      @sonradanfransiz Před 2 lety +1

      What about china

    • @badluck5647
      @badluck5647 Před 2 lety

      NATO actually reduces military spending, because European countries have cut their own defense spending because they know the US will bail them out. If they had to protect themselves, then they would need to buy more weapons.

    • @mattyb8934
      @mattyb8934 Před 2 lety

      @@badluck5647 save that bullshit for kids under 4 pal I knw NATO and that alliance hasn’t helped anyone in Europe or the world ✌🏻

  • @HellbirdIV
    @HellbirdIV Před 3 lety +4538

    NATO: "You can't join NATO, Russia! You're undemocratic, and you're occupying lots of countries that don't want you there!"
    Portugal:

    • @ATemplarIGuess
      @ATemplarIGuess Před 3 lety +431

      You dont need to be a democracy to be supported by the US, just ask south korea

    • @nicolajrath1570
      @nicolajrath1570 Před 3 lety +13

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @cianakril
      @cianakril Před 3 lety +483

      That BS about democracy is just a convenient excuse whenever US have to say NO for less pleasant reasons. For example, they don't want Russia selling gas to Europe because it's "undemocratic" and as the alternative push the pipeline project to Turkmenistan which actually has "democracy" and freedom of speech levels worse than North Korea; and as this is not enough, the pipeline goes through Turkey where Erdogan rules longer than Putin with more authoritarian regime. "Undemocratic" in US-speak means only one thing - "we can't puppet them".

    • @7schlafer886
      @7schlafer886 Před 3 lety +63

      its kinda funny because they were colonial powers themselfes lol

    • @spartanlion2819
      @spartanlion2819 Před 3 lety +95

      @@cianakril it's called hypocrisy

  • @secuter
    @secuter Před rokem +6

    @HistoryMatters an important detail for why the whole reunification and neutrality of Germany was refused, was that the soviet's wasn't prepared to withdraw their troops from German territory. This was obviously an important detail, as the western powers feared that the Soviet union wouldn't really allow a reunified Germany to be neutral. They also feared that the Soviet union may have wanted to use Germany as a staging ground for further communist spread.

  • @ClappOnUpp
    @ClappOnUpp Před 4 měsíci +6

    Just came back here from.the Tucker Carlson interview for a refresh.
    It's unbelievable to hear that Putin asked Bill Clinton if they could join 🤯

    • @FedotDaNeTod
      @FedotDaNeTod Před měsícem

      Why? Putin licked US's ass throught the whole 2000s. Your propaganda may disagree, but putin was proamerican traitor for the first 15 years of his rulership. Then he realized that he is too heavy bag of shit to carry for US.

  • @diegogomes228
    @diegogomes228 Před 3 lety +452

    "Why did USSR asked to join NATO"
    Me: they did WHAT

    • @sodinc
      @sodinc Před 3 lety +31

      why not? they were allies just few years before it

    • @leonardoleo5740
      @leonardoleo5740 Před 3 lety

      Um br aqui?

    • @raptorfromthe6ix833
      @raptorfromthe6ix833 Před 3 lety +25

      russia also tried to join after 91

    • @dabs4270
      @dabs4270 Před 3 lety

      @@leonardoleo5740 não

    • @reflectedcrosssite2848
      @reflectedcrosssite2848 Před 3 lety +2

      @@sodinc i mean china wasn't world power yet right? so it would be alliance to defend from...who exactly?

  • @effoff6904
    @effoff6904 Před 2 lety +702

    USSR: Can we join?
    NATO: But who'll play the bad guy?

    • @TheQWER9
      @TheQWER9 Před 2 lety +3

      Pretty clear that Russia is the bad guy now

    • @KrissNaramon
      @KrissNaramon Před 2 lety +7

      @@TheQWER9 What if they said yes ?

    • @TheQWER9
      @TheQWER9 Před 2 lety +5

      @@KrissNaramon Then Russia wouldnt have to worry about NATO stopping them since they are a part of it

    • @KrissNaramon
      @KrissNaramon Před 2 lety +5

      @@TheQWER9 Would we have to see todays event ?

    • @mab1ism
      @mab1ism Před 2 lety +72

      @@TheQWER9 Russia is just trying to keep nato bases and missiles off their border. NATO has been boxing in Russia for years each NATO country has a nato base with missiles on it. Think about it.

  • @lepkeb2252
    @lepkeb2252 Před rokem +1

    This is such great stuff

  • @BaconLover100
    @BaconLover100 Před 9 měsíci

    1:47 I love the really small touches, like Churchill being an alcoholic and seeming much more normal than the rest of the leaders.

  • @sibericusthefrosty9950
    @sibericusthefrosty9950 Před 3 lety +64

    1:02 Probably the smoothest transition from death to soul I've ever seen.

  • @vasilije94
    @vasilije94 Před 3 lety +644

    NATO: USSR cant join because its dictatorship.
    Also NATO: Welcome aboard Portugal, Greece, Montenegro, Turkey..........................

    • @Plasmify
      @Plasmify Před 3 lety +36

      Montenegro was part of Yugoslavia.

    • @justsomeguy1695
      @justsomeguy1695 Před 2 lety +70

      Turkey was more democratic when it joined nato

    • @kostam.1113
      @kostam.1113 Před 2 lety +23

      @@Plasmify Montenegro is basically a dictatorship of one man who is in power since the 80s

    • @paulwalsh598
      @paulwalsh598 Před 2 lety +1

      @@kostam.1113 Was/is

    • @alienplatypus7712
      @alienplatypus7712 Před 2 lety +9

      @The Caliphate That's authoritarian, not undemocratic. If a non-secular, Turkish speaking nation was voted for, then that would be democratic. FTR idk if Turkey actually was a dictatorship or not but your argument isn't exactly convincing.

  • @snoopdoge4462
    @snoopdoge4462 Před rokem

    brilliant how you didnt change churchill's character design during the scene where everyone is drunk, implying he's just drunk all the time

  • @namelessking9068
    @namelessking9068 Před 2 lety

    great video. ty

  • @josiahtrombley4090
    @josiahtrombley4090 Před 3 lety +91

    I absolutely love that in the "They'll get drunk or something" scene it implies that Churchill is always drunk, which isn't entirely inaccurate XD

  • @ifandafydd7432
    @ifandafydd7432 Před 3 lety +377

    " When Stalin decided to follow in Lenin's foosteps and die.."
    This channel will actually end me

  • @alexandersurop2118
    @alexandersurop2118 Před rokem +2

    Thank you. Here's something that looks like a good history bit with no agenda, unlike in other channels.

  • @Naturmensch936
    @Naturmensch936 Před 2 lety +4

    That was a chance for a world peace..

  • @axelprino
    @axelprino Před 3 lety +994

    Imagine if they have said yes, the cold war might have relaxed right away and the time line would have been completely different

    • @DamazViccar
      @DamazViccar Před 3 lety +166

      Given that the West had nothing to lose, either, these Soviet leaders showed that the entire charade was a shakedown to fill the military industrial complex coffers.
      They actually took Eisenhower's stepping down message to heart, as the world order would need a de-facto villain.
      Now the USSR was vile, sure, and committed long-lasting atrocities against the west via subversion, but they had nothing to gain from being the perpetual target for money-wars and having to sink half of their GDP into defense just to keep them at bay.

    • @darrenjackson4804
      @darrenjackson4804 Před 3 lety +22

      Wouldn't that be similar to if league of nations was nice to Japan and Japan stayed a British ally? Sure war would be different, but still so much suffering

    • @w925gaming6
      @w925gaming6 Před 3 lety +1

      @@darrenjackson4804 actually the Anglo Japanese alliance was one of the conditions of the Washington naval arms treaty just by the americans as it would mean they would in a possible outbreak of war with them mean having to fight two of the other three largest navy's + having to fight them on the two fronts.

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 Před 2 lety +3

      They would have fought China

    • @odysseusrex5908
      @odysseusrex5908 Před 2 lety +17

      Yeah, with the Soviets absorbing western Europe by 1970.

  • @JamesSarantidis
    @JamesSarantidis Před 3 lety +69

    How I think Global Superpowers use diplomacy to gain leverage: Intricate & elaborate spy games
    How the game is actually played: "Can we join?" "No" "Aww, ok."

  • @GhostedJackal
    @GhostedJackal Před 2 lety +71

    It honestly seems to me that NATO should have been courting Russia to join. If the fear is Russian military aggression, binding them into a huge defensive treaty that expands over time makes aggression increasingly difficult for anyone involved. At the same time, globalization tends to result in more democratization over time, so strengthening ties with Russia would be a vector for ideology as well. Even now, if Russia were a part of NATO, Russia wouldn't have cause to be concerned about sharing borders with NATO states(Not that it truly matters, tbh. The difference between missiles coming from your neighbors and missiles coming from the nearby seas is like 2 mins), and the rest of NATO could rest easy that Russia wasn't going to try and gobble them up piecemeal.

    • @kosmas7713
      @kosmas7713 Před 2 lety +14

      Yea, however one of the requirement to join nato is to have unanimous agreement from current members. This means if russia join, then they could prevent any other unprotected countries to join.

    • @GhostedJackal
      @GhostedJackal Před 2 lety +15

      @@kosmas7713 This is, in my opinion, a weakness of NATO. However, I still think that being in NATO would have increased the political leverage other countries had over Russia.

    • @benjammin3381
      @benjammin3381 Před rokem +1

      @@GhostedJackal This attempt to join wasnt very serious. Like the video said, they knew they wouldnt be allowed in and instead asked to gauge their response.

    • @Hikari_Sakurai
      @Hikari_Sakurai Před rokem +10

      yeah, but who'd be their biggest enemy then? how they'd feed their ever-hungry military industrial complex?

    • @viktoriyaserebryakov2755
      @viktoriyaserebryakov2755 Před rokem +23

      It goes to show that they were genuine when they the concern is a national security threat on their borders. Joining NATO would have prevented them from invading their neighbours and it would have also guaranteed that nobody would attack them. NATO evidently didn't want that. So when NATO arms and trains an army on the Russian border to fight Russians, what are the Russians suppose to think? Trust me bro it's a defensive army I pwomise.

  • @singularity6305
    @singularity6305 Před 2 lety

    You have so interesting accent, please can you tell which accemt you have?

  • @ZapQuacc
    @ZapQuacc Před 3 lety +151

    I always watch the outro credits cause
    1.This guy makes 3 min of epic content so the videos are worth to watch untill the end
    2. James Bissonette

  • @Juzusa
    @Juzusa Před 3 lety +45

    Sometimes it feels like politicians are just playing a very weird version of truth or dare

    • @deiansalazar140
      @deiansalazar140 Před 2 lety +2

      And someone who knows politicians they kind of are.

  • @FewVidsJustComments
    @FewVidsJustComments Před rokem

    This may seem completley unrelated, but when I think of the episode where Doofenshmirtz joined OWCA, that concept by itself (ignoring all but the concept) is similar to this in a way (probly not many though) opinion

  • @keno1069
    @keno1069 Před rokem

    this is a fun look at history.

  • @vukstajic9582
    @vukstajic9582 Před 3 lety +68

    You could make a video about yugoslavia during the cold war, i think its very interesting

  • @JG-bf2gk
    @JG-bf2gk Před 3 lety +100

    Quicker than people running thru the daisies

    • @esamsed6487
      @esamsed6487 Před 3 lety

      Hey a ron player!

    • @JG-bf2gk
      @JG-bf2gk Před 3 lety

      @@esamsed6487 sup lol, rare to find but if we find it anywhere, it's a history or roblox video

    • @esamsed6487
      @esamsed6487 Před 3 lety

      @@JG-bf2gk yeah lol

  • @Kaasbaas045
    @Kaasbaas045 Před 2 lety +14

    They would not let it because it would mean peace and prosperity.

    • @seanmacguire6898
      @seanmacguire6898 Před 2 lety +4

      Right, because the USSR totally wanted peace and prosperity. It’s not like they had their own ambitions or anything.

    • @Kaasbaas045
      @Kaasbaas045 Před 2 lety +3

      @@seanmacguire6898 alright there buddy, with that kind of thinking we will get nowhere, or wait yes we do, we are exactly there where your kind of thinking brings us. Good job man. The world is in a good state right now huh.

    • @seanmacguire6898
      @seanmacguire6898 Před 2 lety

      @Duplizapper
      NATO was created to keep the US in and the Russians out.

    • @sc_ken8045
      @sc_ken8045 Před 2 lety

      ​@Duplizapper you know country's can just leave NATO. So even if they tried to take controll of the members they would just leave

  • @DippedinGold1997
    @DippedinGold1997 Před 2 lety +6

    So the USSR was like somethings fishy about this let me ask to join cause I'm tryna see something 🤔

  • @mmouse1886
    @mmouse1886 Před 3 lety +499

    Stalin:Teach me your ways Lenin!
    Lenin:*Dies of brain failure*
    Stalin:*Dies of brain failure*
    Stalin:...Really?!

    • @abdurrehmannasir5963
      @abdurrehmannasir5963 Před 2 lety +52

      Lenin: Should have said OUR ways!

    • @eminyasar8655
      @eminyasar8655 Před 2 lety +38

      OUR FAILURE

    • @Portugalisbased
      @Portugalisbased Před rokem +4

      stalin actually died due to the aftermath of a stroke, which is different than brain failure, your brain can actually still function after having a stroke, it's just that you lose learning capacities and a lot of knoweldge. a stroke is an accident when a vein pops in the brain, leading to the destruction of diverse neurons.

    • @joparojopstar239
      @joparojopstar239 Před rokem +1

      Stalin despised Lenin, their ideology of communism is very different.

    • @Portugalisbased
      @Portugalisbased Před rokem +1

      @@joparojopstar239 no he didn't? stalin had large respect for lenin

  • @gaborangecloud
    @gaborangecloud Před 3 lety +80

    this channel asks so many good questions that none of us would ask

  • @danjuhl5134
    @danjuhl5134 Před 2 lety +24

    Nato should have said yes. The best policy is to try and include everyone, everybody being friends, no enemies left outside.

    • @saimyintmyat9373
      @saimyintmyat9373 Před 2 lety

      China left outside.

    • @jamieharper1051
      @jamieharper1051 Před 2 lety

      But adding USSR or Russia or China into NATO hurts America world domination. Russia and China are the only 2 countries that can look USA eye to eye and say no. They can’t be bullied into doing America bidding. And if you add them to Nato then how will America justify the alliance and how would America be able to sell weapons of war if you have no bad guy that must be destroyed. And Russia and China are Asian countries so they are lesser in the eyes America and Europe. China,Russia and USSR did nothing wrong and did not deserve to be singled out as outcast but they necessary to NATO and America military industrial complex. They are the great evil that must be killed and best way to do that is bugs unnecessary weapons of war by America.

    • @miya9953
      @miya9953 Před 2 lety +2

      @@saimyintmyat9373 North Korea : :((

    • @saimyintmyat9373
      @saimyintmyat9373 Před 2 lety +3

      @@miya9953 With Russia in NATO it is easier to invade NK.

    • @OsintFirst
      @OsintFirst Před 2 lety

      NATO is controlled by short term bonus greedy people, not by people who think of the future of mankind.

  • @redvlandro
    @redvlandro Před 2 lety +24

    Then in 2000 PUTIN asked CLINTON (former US president) to let them join NATO. They said NO again.

    • @seanmacguire6898
      @seanmacguire6898 Před 2 lety +1

      And for good reason. NATO would be throwing Eastern Europe into Russia’s hands again.

    • @redvlandro
      @redvlandro Před 2 lety +18

      @@seanmacguire6898 , That was not the reason. If Russia had join NATO then NATO wouldnot have had a reason to exist. USA hegemony is sustained on wars.

    • @Zones33
      @Zones33 Před 2 lety

      Yelstin also asked in the 90s and they still said no

    • @seanmacguire6898
      @seanmacguire6898 Před 2 lety +3

      @@redvlandro
      Exactly. Russia was wanting to join NATO to kick the US out of Europe, and unsurprisingly nobody wanted that.

    • @X9xredgkoa
      @X9xredgkoa Před měsícem

      @@seanmacguire6898lowiq murikan ahh answer lol

  • @aintnoway686
    @aintnoway686 Před 3 lety +48

    1:44 it's subtle, but you can tell he's trying to contain his own laughter

  • @FlashyLight
    @FlashyLight Před 3 lety +71

    *USSR:* _Why can't we be friends?_

  • @Jelly27Fish
    @Jelly27Fish Před rokem +1

    Спасибо! / Thank you!

  • @lucvandermeer9674
    @lucvandermeer9674 Před rokem +2

    This aged very well

  • @akatorniirmer3698
    @akatorniirmer3698 Před 3 lety +129

    I didn't know this, i thought they straight up just formed the Warsaw pact right after ww2. It's very interesting and a rabbit hole worth digging into.

    • @samsunguser3148
      @samsunguser3148 Před 3 lety

      same

    • @rpm1796
      @rpm1796 Před 3 lety

      🔑

    • @henrik3291
      @henrik3291 Před 3 lety +1

      Considering the Soviet Unions tight hold of the Eastern European nations the Warsaw Pact was more of a propaganda tool than anything else

    • @brunishka
      @brunishka Před 3 lety +16

      Surprise - USSR wasnt empire of evil, and after losing 27 mln of people - want peace without blocked. But...

    • @henrik3291
      @henrik3291 Před 3 lety

      @@brunishka Surprise, it was, its actions in east Europe proves it

  • @XevenYT143
    @XevenYT143 Před 3 lety +88

    Alternate Timeline
    NATO: “Ok you’re in”
    USSR: “huh I didn’t think I would get this far”

    • @abdurrehmannasir5963
      @abdurrehmannasir5963 Před 2 lety

      I would like to imagine that the west would make another bloc with new rules that would prevent the soviet loop hole shenanigans. As Ultimately the two were bound to become adversaries after the preceding events.

    • @krel7160
      @krel7160 Před 2 lety +1

      @@abdurrehmannasir5963 A: New Bloc.
      B: USSR joins, germany gets demilitarized but restored, everyone's actually at peace for a short time. Sino-soviet break-up happens, and now the entire world is staring down the barrel of a gun as the USSR is just trying to inform NATO and go "hey. Uh. Guys. We have a small problem. I don't know how to handle this. H-hey? America? Can you.. ... What do we do?"