The Secret Soviet Plan to Crush NATO in 7 Days
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Switzerland: *eating popcorn since 1815*
GAm a true
eating popcorn with rifles in their hands sitting in anti aircraft gun blinds...
😂😂😂😂 Fr lmao
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@@rillloudmother lol
Austria: pretends to be neutral
USSR: whatever, we are nuking Vienna anyway.
And NATO had a not very secret plan to defeat it. It was based on Manstein's "elastic defence". This means beating a fighting retreat in front of the Soviets till they are exhausted, their supplies low and their supply lines over extended, then hitting them hard with a concentrated armoured counterattack across their lines of retreat.
The Ukrainian way
@ allan mogensen
The Ukrainian Way is to recruit women and loosing extrem many soldiers for … nothing?
@@pacivalmuller9333 Losing fewer soldiers than the Russians while retaking their country from the foreign invaders. Until recently, Russia was considered the second most powerful military by many. Now it wouldn't even make the top 10 for most realistic observers. Enjoy your crippled economy, Ivan.
@@pacivalmuller9333 for nothing? Fighting for their homes and their rightful homeland is nothing?
Thanks for showing you are lying.
@@kellyotter "Does Russia threaten existance of Ukraine?"
Oh, yeah, because taking territories and claiming they are Russia now, saying that any Ukrainian against the Russian regime should be buried and the constant massacres to Ukrainian civilians is not a threat to Ukraine. Oh, no siree.
Get a book and go outside. The only neonazis here by the way are you and your Russian pals, a-hole troll.
2:55 Poland: "WHY IS IT ALWAYS US!?"
._.
It do be like that doe
felt so bad for the poles at 03:43 😔
When your country is 80% flatlands and you're practically situated in the middle of Europe, just between major and regional powers... you're kinda used to getting fu**ed up. It's thanks to lots of perseverance and luck that we're still alive and speaking polish 😅
That’s what I was thinking 😂 when I first learned about the First World War and the Second World War I felt so bad
5:18 *Portugal got bored and left the Nato lmao.*
Morty *Portugal has left the server*
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didn't fit the narrative... Portugal would just be an open door to american reinforcements. The plan described had no logic due to that.
costa200 but soviet submarines are waiting to ambush any reinforcements there
They decided to surrender before the Soviets could take them down with their flawless invasion strategy
I'm fairly sure that Germany had US nukes on their territory. As if they wouldn't be sent flying after the Soviets launched theirs at Germany. Good to see that underestimating the West's response and hilariously optimistic war plans have always been part of Russian military doctrine
This aged well
It aged like fine milk inside a school locker through out the entire summer
this is the ussr at its peak with warso alliance, not modern russia
"Seven Days to the River Rhine" sounds like a great title to a movie.
Ya I realised that
Alex Ross this should be a movie tbh, like red dawn but it’s in Europe.
More like lord of the ring type movie
yeah.
Actually, if what that man said was correct in theory it might actually take more like eight to fourteen days to reach the Rhine River giving NATO more time to respond to Soviet advances.
Ussr: gets to Spain
Portugal: imma head out
Portugal has fled to Brazil. Rio de Janeiro is now the capital of the Portuguese Empire.
@@everythingiseconomics9742 Portugal take the Rio Coast of Bratil and these then move their capital into the central area near the jungle
At that point, I can see Spain allying NATO out of fear that the Soviets are going to attack them next. Spain just had a Fascist Dictator and probably feared the Soviets invading Spain next, if this happened.
@@EnzoLay_TheUmbraPonyGuardian bratil
Portugal is now an island off the coast of Brazil
Should do one about the abandoned Imperial Japanese invasion plans of Australia during WWII. It’s pretty interesting
With the 11 ACR , I spent a Christmas on the border at the "Fulda Gap". It would have been a target rich environment. That Warsaw Pact force was large, but same Soviet equipment. Our mission was a delaying action to allow allied forces, ground and air to ramp up to stop and defeat them in detail. We had NO plans to push east and invade Russia. LOVE Germany, my second home!
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG LIER!🤔🤨🤥NOBODY, NEVER HAVE TO TRUST TO THE GREEDY USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😠😠😠
Where the A-10 would shine
5:16-5:18 The invasion of France scared Portugal so much they left NATO.
lol i realised that
Maybe they just moved their government seat again.
Maybe they just moved their government seat again.
Maybe they just moved their government seat again.
Maybe they just moved their government seat again.
Russia: has nukes
America: has nukes
Switzerland: has popcorn
And nuclear fallout... a few month after eating the popcorn they are dead as well.
Ireland: has guinness and a car bomb
Aiden Gamer Italy: has pizza bomber
@@morganfreeman4204 italy would get nuked within the first wave attack from the Warzaw pact. Mostly because of the Nato Air Bases.
Ingo Zachos jeez it’s a joke take it easy
So, you are saying that they being total delusional about their capabilities is not a recent thing?
Russia still trying to execute this plan😂
gamma radiation: am i a joke to you?
itaybron 😂😂👌👌
You’ll just turn all the soviets troops into hulk so they don’t need guns anyway.
Warsaw Pact soldiers are expendable, dead soldiers don't need benefits
If they stay out of the worst of it, they should only get cancer later, being good enough to fight
Yes.
5:17
Portugal: Bye have a great day
Nason Li that’s what i was thinking
Lmao
It found a new trade route to “India”, don’t worry, they’ll soon find out what Antarctica is
It's called a 'Full Scale Diplomatic Peace Out'
@@planescaped underrated comment
Hello from the future.
I didn't work.
You forgot to mention why the USSR thought this strategy would work - in 1979, they had an advantage in tactical nuclear weapons with the SS-20. It wasn't until early 1983 that the advantage swung back to the West with the deployment of the Pershing IRBM and ground launched cruise missiles capabe of nuclear strikes as far as Moscow.
The problem with the Soviet plan was that Canada, the UK, and the USA all had significant contingents of troops and aircraft in West Germany. If any of those bases were nuked, it would guarantee a counter strike.
Pretty sure the soviets just lied about the numbers so the us wouldn’t attack them because they thought they had had an advantage
@@twinedgalaxy3085 It wasn't a numbers game, the SS-20 was more advanced and more accurate than the 1960s era tactical nukes the Soviet Union had in theatre, and their capabilities gave the USSR a viable first strike option they hadn't had before in Europe.
for me the scariest thing about nuclear war would be in the middle of it without having a protected password
Honey i see the nuke its coming we have to go! WAIT! HAVE YOU SECURED ALL OF YOUR PASSWORDS WITH DASHLANE? n-n-no? WE’RE ALL GUNNA FUCKING DIE NOW OUR PASSWORDS ARE GONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Estonia is safe bacause russia cant nuke here because estonia is too close to moskva and peterburg
That’s why you have to use at least one upper and lower case letter, at least one alpha numeric, punctuation, and it has to be 16 characters. Problem solved.
@meemironi Its not that close but all the nuclear poisonus gasses would reach moscow
I know i lose sleep over this
RealLifeLore:" 5:14 ...so the plan was to invade France conventionally and push on across to the border with Spain..."
Portugal:*Leaves NATO*
bello LMAO
glad I'm not the only one to notice that
*_Portugal_*_ has left the game._
bello lmao ye
Lmfao
Rhine river is drawn false, it defines the Swiss-German border in the south and runs through Austria too.
The photo at 4:38 shows Heidelberg located at the river Neckar.
Suddenly the possibility of nuclear war is scarier than loosing my pass word.
"And whatever remains of the Poles"
Yes, that seems to be the general sentiment throughout history.
Jack, for almost three centuries poles destroyed a lot of states.
@@massimilianomencacci2510 Poland became a powerful country between 1500-1700 but it never started any war if you look on the history timeline.
@@morgomir176 i know that. But was very very powerful, especially under the jagellons.
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
Fuck Poland
"The specter of nuclear war is not as terrifying today as it was then, but other threats to your personal well-being remain..."
"...losing your password."
Sounds legit.
Well you do have a higher chance of losing your password than getting nuked right?
**Click** stops video.
I was reading it as soon as i saw the comment HUNTER2 IS THE PASSLOL
Most insane Segway I ever heard.
I worked in a U.K. army storeroom in Berlin , 1980 to 82. Part of the kit I had to issue was the Nuclear, Chemical, Biological (NBC) suit. A charcoal lined woolen smock and trousers plus rubber boots together with gloves and a mask. Russians probably had the same. Would have kept them safe from fallout for maybe an hour or so longer than standard kit. The unit had about 100 men and a pre conflict stock of around 5 body bags !
really cool
Not so secret now. Wrong title.
Switzerland: *"It's even better in VR!"*
FBI - Federal Bureau of Investigations what?
KGB - Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti "You don't say..."
Ireland: Can I have a try?
The non aligned movement: *sips drink*
Switzerland
When you talk about ww1 and ww2
switzerland when you talk about any war they were in
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Secret plan"
*Puts it on CZcams*
Yee
Omg so secret. Nobody will EVER know!
👏👏👏
Omfg now it’s suuuppeeeerrrr secret omfg
In case you haven't noticed, the USSR hasn't existed since 1991.
This video has aged like milk.
Portugal: **leaves NATO when the Eastern forces reached Spain**
Denmark: I got nuked 2 times
Netherlands: I got nuked 4 times
Germany: I got nuked 8 times
Switzerland: you guys got nuked?
LIBYA: I GOT NUKED 0 TIMES
Poland : I've been nuked like 10 times
Japan: i actually got nuked, twice
India: I got nuked 16 times
Russia: I got nuked 32 times
United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland: I got nuked 64 times
*Antarctica: You guys & Switzerland got nuked?*
Greenland:I dont care about anything
This invasion was brought to you by skillshare
LOL
Underrated
Russia then:To the rhine under 7 days we go!
Russia now:Can't even take kyiv
Так Россия на спецоперацию уделила 5% своей армии, и тем не менее противостоит всему западному блоку. Дурачок =)
@@dimanich_228 Ah, that must be why they needed to mobilize old and sick people. Because they had so many trained soldiers, but, for some reason, they decided to waste more money and humiliate themselves on the world stage some more. Got it. Makes sense.
@@djx7134 больных? Ахах, гений. У вас там пропоганда очень хорошо работает, раз больных мобилизуют. Какой смысл в этом? В России очень много здоровых, больных 0 смысл мобилизовать.
It's funny that people thought Russia could take over the entirety of Europe in 2 weeks when in reality they can't get to the capital of Ukraine in 4 months.
Ikt
ok, the US can beat the biggest country in europe assisted by nato. using 150 thousand soldiers trying not to kill civilians?
War started on 24.02 and Russians were already on 25.02-26.02 in Kiev capital of Ukraine what are you talking about ? They retreated then because of the agreement which Ukraine did follow but NATO said no,do you remember that Phone call between Zelensky and Macron ?
Their secret plan was to bring Stalin back from the dead as a cyborg.
RIP NATO then
How to properly clean your metal computer here before this comment blows up
Was? More like Is
Good idea . It worked for the germans
I doubt that, since Stalin's successor denounced him.
We need a movie about this
*SEVEN*
*DAYS*
*TO THE*
*RIVER*
*RHINE*
or a video game
Medal of Honour: 7 Days? EA PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING
That would be a cool alternate history movie!
Thay title alone has the power to get me to see it twice.
LemmeYeetDatAss if EA made it each day would be a dlc
You forget that until the '80s, the US had tactical nukes aimed at the Fulda Gap. They were onboard with the "tac nukes won't escalate" thing too.
Its so interesting how each side expects wildly different behavior from what the other side would actually do
in 1979 I was a cavalry scout stationed on the border at the fulda gap. My job was to delay the Soviets by a day or two...
Looks like you did a good job, well done
Aj R the fuck?
@@ajr1247 So, the floor at the hospital where you were born was made of concrete wasn't it?
In 1988 I was in an Infantry Batallion in 2 Armoured Div, 1 (BR) Corps, our job was to delay the Sovs at the Minden Gap to the North...our estimated life expectancy in the event of invasion was 20 minutes.
Realistically, I don't see how this delaying forces can delay a momentum of 5000 Soviet tanks pouring through the Fulda Gap without resorting to Nuclear weapon.
Did you just segue "Full scale nuclear war" into "losing your password"? That was _smooth!_
😆too smooth
Sam needs to upgrade his transition game.
I never knew segue was a word
I was about to comment this lol
I also love the fact that the epic music keep running during that, combined with that transition we were climbing levels of epicness, truly hilarious
Russia can't even conquer the Ukraine
“The threat of nuclear war is less today than it was back then”
… That aged like milk.
5:18
Portugal has left the chat.
Safest Nato country in this scenario
@@joaopinho2361 We would like to invade Portugal for some lemon, and olives
@@evermay1582 Good luck with that! We are not militarily strong but we are an incredible and obnoxiuosly pain in the ass! I konw! I deal with portuguese people everyday. I would give two weeks before mighty russian military to leave, VOLUNTARILY!!! 😉
Why is Portugal in NATO anyway? There help doesn't make any difference and they have a shit military.
Hobbs Charles They have an alliance with the UK
You know, learning that the USSR thought they could get away with a few "tactical" nukes to kick things off isn't exactly comfortable right now
*sweats in belgian* it really isn't, isn't it?
Mmhmm
that same mentality persists
This whole video aged like milk…
But it does explain a lot.
The Swiss probably has millions of nuclear bombs and no one knows
1. The Soviet Union collapsed.
2. If you talking about Russia, they have no chance against NATO.
Well it ain't a secret anymore!
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*What the USSR thought would happen*
France: hey look USSR is nuking our neighbors
UK: what should we do?
France: nothing!
Well given the invasion of Poland, that was a reasonable assumption.
Why do I honestly think this could actually happen
Which is probably what they would’ve done as the USSR had 10 times their nuclear arsenal combined
Oversimplified
@@habsburgsaxecoburggotha at some point the amount of nuclear weapons doesn't matter. Nobody needs or is going to use thousands of nukes without destroying their own country in the process
Their so weak they can't go 50 miles without pulling back in embarrassment
I grew up in Oak Ridge, TN (Manhattan Project) and wound up on the Iron Curtain with the US 2nd Cavalry covering Hof Gap 78-80, which was not mentioned in this video. The Soviets in the Fulda Gap depended on the Hof Gap invasion to create a pincer movement on the cavalry units. Our expect lifetime as a functioning unit after the Soveits crossed the frontier was about one hour. We trained for "escape and evasion".
Soviet Union: *enters Germany*
Germany: _ah shit, here we go again_
No
The Western Powers are better my friend
@@jakobvarga1902 the western powers can SMD , they couldnt even take down houthis lmfao
Turns to 1991*
Soviets Generals to the infantry: “Is only nuclear wasteland not big deal, March through.”
So true
WW3 : *Breaks out*
East Germany: Invade Poland
West Germany: Invades France
NATO and Warsaw Pact: Wtf are you guys doing?
East/West Germany: Sorry, force of habit.
muscle memory
Yes
This comment is gold 😂😂😂😂
@@jcg.jcg.7314 Haha Bundeswehr go wooooooooooooooooshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Haha wintertime go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Damn it was so secret how you manage to solve it ...
Wanted to add the title of the book and name of author who wrote "A Secret Life" which is about the Ryszard Kuklinski story. The author's name is Benjamin Weiser. The movie "Jack Strong" is based on this book.
Meanwhile in Switzerland: *yodeling and eating fondue*
Tzatziki le Puceau They would be dying slowly under nuclear fallout
*walmart yodel boy*
Enjoy the fallout
@@Literally-Brian Oh, come on!
Finnish people drink coffee, not tea! 🤬 Finnish people drink coffee more than any other countries. 😎☕
Tea is for british people. 🇬🇧
jarzka raw ofc. As a swedish-Finn myself i drink ungodly amounts of coffee. I meant ”tea party” as in having fika
I like how in this plan, the UK just sits there like
*THIS IS FINE.*
“War breaks out between NATO and Russia”
Britain: It’s time for a British Exit
Someone Or other i dont care Britain will Be fine no harm done America will save us and we will save them
And because of where I live in the uk if a nuclear war started I would be virtually unaffected if one hit London
Sounds about right whilst drinking a cup of tea
Joe Herd that’s exactly what I thought because I live in the countryside so I won’t Be affected
Playing War Thunder I never realized how interesting Fulda was (it is one of the maps in the tank game).
7 Days to the Rhine would've been a complete disaster back then. The USSR can't even do 7 days to Kyiv today....
5:18 *Warsaw pact reaches Franco-Spanish border*
*Portugal surrenders*
ei ei ei ei ei ei
And then, somehow Brazil gets independent again.
@@tttITA10 Ah goddamn it, I let it happen again!
5:14 "The plan was to invade France conventionally and push on across to the border with Spain"
5:19 Portugal:"What? Fuck that! * Leaves NATO *
5:53 "The reality, if France was invaded (..) they would probably at least use tactical nukes"
Portugal:"Oh, back again then"
We never surrendered. We would use our talk no jutsu to remain neutral, unless, of course they touched our brother, UK because in that case, we would go rampage and somehow bring Brazil with us.
They could defeat NATO with .....Skill share
Haha i see what you did there
T Z oh *god*
If they werent pacifistic people they could have.
NATO could defeat them with Brilliant
NATO is the biggest Military alliance in the world lead by the strongest nation in the world with the largest military... NATO would not lose easily TZ... China is the only nation that spends on their military like the US... not even Russia spends like them nations.
Well done & informative video 👍
"Large flat and open plain"
Me: looks up photos and sees millions of hills and trees
5:17
Portugal: I see Brazil is nice this time of the year
Spain and portugal : i hear that south-american countries are pretty during this time of the year...
you are going to brazil
thas more the president, since Kind of Portugal runned away to Brazil during Napoleon invasions. but at that time Our Dictator would go to Africa.
5:18 Portugal has left NATO
That’s actually kinda funny
Iceland few second later left NATO as well xD
Lol i think about that to ..
Portugal & Iceland are still members of NATO
Portugal never left NATO and never will!!! What you are TALKING ABOUT??? Each year NATO make training exercises here in my country.
Soviets invading nato
Switzerland: *dies of bordem*
"in two weeks" echos in the present
Soviets: *Nuke literally everywhere*
NATO: *Nukes them in response*
Soviets: *Surprised Pikachu face*
Um, no. Try opposite. In the simulation, NATO nuked Poland first. USSR nuking Italy and West Germany was a response to NATO nuking Poland.
nekocekoBiH Based on the video, isn't that what the plan was? Nuke European Nato countries but France and Britain since they are nuclear power? You can't expect France and Britain not to fight back with nukes after the Soviets just nuked their fellow Nato allies?
@@swilto_8749 The plan was to only use the 7 days to the Rhine plan after NATO would have nuked Poland.
@@swilto_8749 It's not, the video purposefully omits and misrepresents information, as is typical about most videos of this type. From wikipedia:
"The scenario for the war was NATO launching a nuclear attack on Polish cities in the Vistula river valley area in a first-strike scenario, as well as Czech cities, which would prevent Soviet bloc commanders from sending reinforcements to East Germany to forestall a possible NATO invasion of that country.[2][4][3] A Soviet nuclear counter-strike would be launched against West Germany, Belgium, the Netherlands, and Denmark.[2][3] "
nekocekoBiH Oh, in that case, I'm sorry, just basing my knowledge on the video.
“And whatever remained of the poles” polish war history in one sentence
When the Winged Hussares arrived !!
We did something right cause here I am telling you to go fuck yourself.
My Name nah, Poland is like a damsel in distress, has to get saved or liberated. Literally how it’s entire short history has gone. Polish interests just haven’t been focused on the military, more centered on developing a culture and their banging good sausage game.
@@GoldFoilThonk yes we did everything right we saved all ur asses
"Poland is like a damsel in distress"
Surely you mean Vienna.
Also you're a fool if you think Poland has a short history. They've been around for almost a thousand years...Poland Lithuania used to be one of the largest/most powerful kingdoms in Europe.
Nicolaus Copernicus was Polish and he proved the Heliocentric model mathematically. He was the basis from which Galileo worked...
Just saying if all you know of the Polish is the 20th century then shhhh because you dont know anything. I bet all you know of the French is that they surrender...
Fun Fact: Today they cant even rush to Kiew without loosing 100k soldiers.
Fun fact: They have terrible equipment and cardboard armour, and they think they can take america
@@guywithahoodie1409 nobody thinks so. Its impossible
Source: Ukrainian news (not fakes)
@@BluRayMafia after russia Media says that we in Berlin are too poor to by christmas trees and cut down trees in the Parks for firewood…i believe More in ukrainian News :)
@@christiansteifen2556 I didn't say anything about the Russian media, I will say that they are very often disgraced by such reports. I'm just saying that the Ukrainian media throw in fakes about Russia every day. How they shoot down Russian missiles, for example, showing fragments of an air defense projectile. You can also recall the terrorist attack in Kramatorsk, when a rocket flew into people waiting for a humanitarian corridor, the Ukrainians immediately accused the Russians, although later it turned out that the rocket was Ukrainian and was listed in her service. It is very convenient that everyone immediately forgot about this terrorist attack. The same is true about the arrival in Poland, 2 people died, but as soon as it turned out that the rocket was Ukrainian, everyone instantly forgot about this situation.
Everyone got a plan till they realize natos been planning for this war since 1949😂
From "Seven days to river Rhine" to "Can't get to Kiev in a month".
Do you actually compare russia to USSR
@@Chill_syr
Putin does.
😬😬
@aa K0stic ok I imagined russian army is in kyiv
To be fair the ussr had troops closer to the thine already since they had east Germany so seven days to the Rhine wasn't a stretch of imagination
Everybody gansta till the nukes are launched
hopefully Australia is not on Russia's radar. we are a neutral country in some respect but when Malcolm Turnbull was still in office, he declared that we will fight with the U.S and the North Atlantic Alliance
After nukes, everybody a cannibal corpse.
@@RonanWan4032 we in nz are not in nato but if you go to war so will we
@@shadowlord1418 Yeah, the commonwealth will all fight together if the situation becomes a reality
@@RonanWan4032 nobody will escape nuclear winter.
Well, I think it is safe to say they couldn't take an empty football field in a week after following Ukraine.
Well that panned out well for the Soviets, where is the Soviet union now?
Dumb*ss Gorbachev ruined everything
>video about 3rd worldwar
>majority of video about germany
Here we go, a third time
Germany is in the middle of Europe. It always has been and always will be a strategic region during major continental wars.
And the Germans were the main focus in the cold war
Don’t you mean “ Third Reich”?
@@JustACrewChief Korea, Vietnam and Afghanistan disagree and the latter is still reeling from the aftermath of the coldwar.
@@hang_kentang6709 ye but where any of those countries occupied for over 40 years and all shrunk in size after 2 world wars
USSR officer propose a secret plan: ''Let's do EXACTLY what NATO expect us to do!'' *PROMOTED TO SUPREME COMMANDER*
LOL
You can actually watch Jack Strong movie about polish officer Robert Kukliński who gived those war plans to NATO in worry of Poland annihilation. After this, US shorten mobilization of it's troopa to two weeks.
@@pawe6473 Ryszard Kukliński, Richard Kuklinski was a American hitman for the mob.
Lord Haige ww1 lets charge them for the 16th time they will never expexct us to do it again!
Red Alert 2
Warzaw pact never had good enough logistics for that plan.
Oh yeah, and Russia was going to take all of Ukraine in 3 days. 🤣
Russia is much weaker than they act.
“And whatever remained of the pols”
Haven’t Poland been through enough?
No, they’re the land of Po, the Teletubby, po-land, which is why they’re getting invaded (they knew the show was getting made before the tv show aired)
@@Treeboy327 ok i do now this was a joke ,but still the poles saved europe plenty of time and they should get credit for it
@@mandmand3132 I didn't know that thank you
The national republics of the Russian Federation want to become free independent states.
But non-Russian peoples are forbidden to talk about this.
It had but unfortunately strategists from USA and USSR don't care about that.They would nuke anyone if they saw need to do it.But I love Poland because they are our Slavic bros and have similar culture and because they have been through same shit as we Serbs have.I am glad this never happened!Greetings from Serbia to Poles and to all the other peoples who survived cold war.
"The spectre of Nuclear War may not be as Terryfying today as it used to be..."
Russia: And i took that personally
for real
We will crush Russia like bug
Its becoming a reality
@@yojimboroll9522 a bug that poisons you as it's dying :|
@@captainwahhh3952 endure the sting, then grab that shit with some tweezers, pull it's stinger out, and admonish it before it's peers as it lies dying
The Soviets thinking using tactical nukes in a conventional war is viable is the same as thinking that using pistols in a fist fight is viable
Talking about the river Rhine but showing Heidelberg at the Neckar, which is significantly smaller @4:39
*Instructions Unclear*
Invaded Alask
that was china tho since the soviet union collapsed years prior lmao
*InStRuCtIoNs NuClEaR*
@@lain_ Unclear is just an anagram of nUclear.
Coincidence? I think not.
*A L A S K*
The Debater didn’t even catch it lmao
I like how there are English and Russian subtitles
Best part is that the russian subtitales are auto generated
i love youtube
OH fudge.
CZcams be like "Let's escalate this"
I love the transition to the ad at the end
They won’t do nothing in two weeks, the great bear is just a teddy bear.
Mom: What do you learn on the internet?
Me: How to destroy NATO in just a week.
Edit: Why. Just why?
Sith Order I'd be a proud parent honestly
.
A week...so long
Correction - How you Think you can defeat NATO, But then get your Ass Kicked
Comment of the year
"and whatever remained of the Poles". Even in theoretical plans they get the rough role. Not cool to spawn between Russia and Germany...
I actually thought for a second that he means North and South poles. Invading that in 2 weeks would have been a feat
kRIOren1 fighting a two pole war is madness
Leaving out the nukes Ukrain has well established that Russia couldnt crush a ripe grape.
When you fully max grand battleplan doctrine
The first NATO nukes will fall ni Poland... poor poland she is always getting the worst part
I'm pretty sure that's not still a plan.
You have no idea how accurate that is
Those retards deserve it
Did you just fucking give a piece of land a gender .-.
Well we won against the commies in 1920 (Polish-Bolshevic war) and 1989 (Solidarność movement) Also theres a movie about a Polish spy Ryszard Kukliński that spied on the soviets to safe Poland from a nuclear devastation as he knew the Soviets pretty well.
Moral of this story:
Go to Switzerland.
Or Spain
@@polpot6 Yeah I forgot to mention Spain.
Sentient Salamander Spain is in nato they would get nuked
Welp always wanted to visit it anyway
Sentient Salamander
Switzerland is better anyways lol
aged like milk didnt it
Sides were picked during all the world wars. In the age of nukes, sides must be picked prior to it to prevent it. Not sure if that's happening
5:04 They wanted to invade France through Belgium. Where have I see this before? 🤔
Thomas 1VL 😂😂
France would have austerlizt Russia ;)
Nah they would Moscow campaign out of it.
@Nickdas es faulse
@Nick schlieffen plan
Russia *had* a plan to invade NATO
Pewdiepie *still has* the plan to invade Norway
They have no defenses
It is simple
They have all the *O I L*
*We'll invade Norway at DAWN! LONG LIVE THE BROS!*
@@andresmartinezramos7513 We could do it...
When I see that, it’s when I understand Soviet was not different from nazi
this plan is essentially just the soviets going 'we will then defeat our enemies' lol